00:13What are you doing?
00:16Just work chats.
00:25And since when do you communicate with kiss emojis at work?
00:29It's nothing, it's just...
00:35Wait, did you change your password?
00:38They made me do it at work. You know, security and all that.
00:44Okay, let's check.
00:52Oh my God, Dorothy, are you okay?
00:55Yes, I'm fine, ma'am.
00:57You sure you're okay?
01:00Yes, yes.
01:08Here.
01:14I have nothing to...
01:23But... I... but I saw the message.
01:27You've become so paranoid you just imagined it. There's nothing to worry about.
01:35Okay.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:42What are you doing?
01:44No. Let me see.
01:48This is too much.
01:50I'm tired of your constant suspicions.
01:54Thanks for ruining me.
02:09Are you all right, ma'am?
02:12No, I'm not.
02:14No, I'm not.
02:16I don't know if... if I'm going crazy or my cheating husband is just treating me like I'm a fool
02:25and I don't even have any proof and...
02:33Well, I guess I know how to help you.
02:39Infidelity investigating agency.
02:42They helped me once.
02:44I hope they will help you too.
03:00Oops.
03:02Dropped my napkin.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:17What a guy.
03:19So...
03:21You want our agency to engage in the maximum level of testing for your husband?
03:25Yeah.
03:27I want to know for sure if my husband is cheating on me.
03:31So make it hell for him.
03:35Your wish is our command.
03:40Again?
03:41Grant, I mean, it's the third time and I don't know.
03:45The last two minutes.
03:46Yeah, I told you.
03:47He has this thing for cleanliness.
03:50He was very sick as a child.
03:53So since then, germs have been his biggest fear.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Got it.
04:03That gives me the perfect idea on how to test your husband.
04:12Who is this little cutie pie?
04:14This is Mimi.
04:16She's ideal for our plan.
04:18Let's go.
04:20Okay.
04:31What the hell?
04:32I'm so sorry.
04:33My dog sneezed.
04:35Are you nuts?
04:39Nice work.
04:43Sorry.
04:43I just don't know what's more entertaining.
04:45Hispanic or his dedication to sanitizers.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh wait.
04:55Choose your husband's hair color.
05:00Um...
05:01...
05:26Oh God.
05:28Hey, what's wrong?
05:30What was that awful noise?
05:33My ears are still ringing.
05:35I don't know.
05:36Maybe you had a nightmare?
05:38Are you feeling okay?
05:40Yeah.
05:42Yeah, I feel so.
05:47What the hell is this?
05:53This is my hair.
05:54Am I going bald?
05:55Okay, honey.
05:58Okay, babe, look.
05:59I noticed it the other day.
06:02I just didn't want to tell you
06:04because I didn't want to feel you self-conscious, you know?
06:07No, this can't be happening.
06:09Okay, let me show it to you.
06:15See?
06:27How is this possible?
06:30Am I sick?
06:32Hey, feel my forehead.
06:34Am I hot?
06:34Babe, look.
06:36Look, you look sick.
06:39And I don't want to catch anything.
06:42And recently I heard about this new awful flu,
06:46which is spreading around, so...
06:49New flu?
06:52Oh, no, no, no.
06:53This is nonsense.
06:57I just need to get some fresh air.
07:00Then I'll feel better.
07:02Yeah, but wait.
07:04You should wear this.
07:07It's because your bald spot is already showing, so...
07:11Man.
07:13What a crazy morning.
07:15Yeah.
07:18What a crazy morning.
07:21It's just beginning.
07:27Look, buddy!
07:31You're looking old, man!
07:33Hey, buddy, who are you?
07:35What do you mean, who am I?
07:37I'm Freddy.
07:38Who?
07:38Come on, Freddy the bunny!
07:41What?
07:42Wait, didn't you study at Gordon Lake School?
07:45Uh, no.
07:46Man, that's embarrassing.
07:49I thought you were someone else, man.
07:51Have a good one.
07:54Weirdo.
07:59What took so long?
08:00I'm sorry.
08:20And...
08:21Now.
08:30Good evening.
08:32Our studio has just received an urgent message that an epidemic of dog flu...
08:37Turn the TV off!
08:37...through the city.
08:38The dog flu is transmitted by small, sneezing dogs.
08:43The symptoms appear immediately.
08:45Hair loss, anxious skull, stomach issues, high fever, and in some cases, death.
08:52If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, please contact the doctor immediately.
09:15quickly quickly he's going to the bathroom run yeah you're up
09:42oh send an ambulance quickly i have dog flu i don't want to die sir what is your name and
09:50location
09:51my name is michael mortimer i'm at the village restaurant and what's your emergency i have dog
09:58flu i am deathly ill can't you hear me i have all the symptoms sir you seem to be having
10:05a panic
10:05attack i need you to calm down and breathe with me are you kidding me i'm about to die send
10:13someone
10:14now it is going up heard it you're up 9-1-1 yeah listen you just received a call from
10:28my friend
10:29at felicia the restaurant yes he was talking nonsense about an imaginary disease yeah i'm so embarrassed
10:35he's drunk and he doesn't know what he's saying please just disregard the call are you sure
10:39everton is okay i can dispatch an ambulance no no no only if you want to distract medic from
10:44treating a non-existent disease and my drunken friend i understand you sir cancelling the call
10:49and i strongly suggest you get your friend home and make sure he doesn't drink anymore great sorry
10:54about that yeah we'll be taking him home all right well everything's going exactly as planned me
11:04quickly put you closer okay yeah
11:06your doctor's already here sir can you tell me what exactly happened to you i need medical assistance i have
11:29all the symptoms of this damn dog flu are you joker if you're not mistaken then dark
11:34flu can be really really deadly yeah what i'm gonna do i'm gonna test your temperature all right
11:38it's first fold man bend your forehead that's it you got a fever of 107.
11:46but at one temperature do people die actually at 106.
11:51oh god i'm pissed you'll help me right please sir please just remain calm first full that's all you got
11:59i do all right just remain calm and stay still attention critical patient in road and uh prepare
12:05to er get the corner just in case what sir you follow me you're here what's your name sir
12:14michael michael michael what i'm gonna do right now is give you a sedative okay
12:18bend over spin over don't worry oh fine
12:27you're doing good you're doing good i have to worry
12:32ow
12:35that's it it's too too strong all right good
12:47now for the final stage of the plan are you ready
13:06oh
13:19He didn't deserve to die.
13:21He's so young.
13:23No, the doctors did everything they did.
13:25No one was prepared for them.
13:31What are you talking about?
13:35I'm right here.
13:37I'm fine.
13:40I'm fine.
13:40I'm fine.
13:42I'm fine.
13:43I'm fine.
13:43Good afternoon.
13:44This is Miranda Sanders.
13:46Incredible incident.
13:48A young guy died from doc flu.
13:50Michael Mortimer, the first official victim of doc flu.
13:53Our condolences to his loved ones.
13:56Be careful.
13:57Take care of yourself.
14:01You loved me.
14:02No, no.
14:03No, I loved him.
14:05Why?
14:06Why?
14:07I have to leave.
14:08God, I really have died.
14:15Sir, who are you?
14:17I am your guardian angel.
14:20And I have come for you.
14:23It is your time.
14:24No.
14:39I am your guardian angel.
14:48And I don't know how to stay away.
14:51Here, send me back, back, back, back, back.
14:55If I were you, I would stay calm and be grateful.
15:00You're supposed to go to hell, but we're giving you a second chance.
15:04Hell? Of course.
15:06And you know why, but in order to get to heaven,
15:09you've got to confess to all your sins.
15:14I knew the day would come when I'd have to repent for this.
15:19Years ago, I hit a deer and just drove away.
15:24Is that all?
15:26Well, I also once deliberately pushed a blind man.
15:31Good.
15:33A bad accident.
15:35But it's good that you confessed to that.
15:37Were there any infidelities?
15:40I can't even remember.
15:43So there were no infidelities?
15:44What? No, no.
15:46There were many infidelities.
15:49I mean, I can't remember exactly how many,
15:52because I lost count long ago.
15:54Do you need me to confess to each one?
15:56Let's cover a few of the more recent ones.
16:00With a co-worker.
16:03With her friend.
16:05With a barista at a coffee shop.
16:08With a neighbor.
16:10That's just in the last few weeks.
16:12It's impressive.
16:14You're not exaggerating your sins.
16:16In order to make the repentance look better, are you?
16:20If you don't believe me, I kept photos and videos of my adventures on my laptop.
16:25Those memories.
16:26They're in a folder called work.
16:29That'd be helpful.
16:31We'll look into that.
16:34So, can I go to heaven now?
16:35One moment.
16:37Let me check with the management.
16:40Is that enough for you?
16:42Yes, I think it's enough for my lawyer to bring up in court.
16:45What?
16:46Is that Lizzie?
16:48What's going on?
16:55Cog you, cheater.
16:58And thanks for telling me exactly where to find evidence.
17:04Lizzie, you can see me?
17:08And that's for cheating.
17:11Now, pack up your bags and get out of my house.
17:15And expect divorce papers very soon.
17:18Jerk.
17:26So I'm alive?
17:33Hey!
17:34Stop!
17:35What are you doing?
17:36They told me all about you.
17:39You secretly photographed me, poet.
17:43Delete everything right now.
17:45Okay, okay.
17:49There.
17:51Satisfied?
17:53Not yet.
18:01This photo is going up on the door of every restaurant in our town.
18:07With a big fat sign.
18:09Do not let it.
18:11You got it?
18:14And now, get out of here.
18:24Well, it's a good thing we told her about everything.
18:27I mean, Michael deserved it.
18:30To two men who sent my cheating husband to the other side.
18:35Only if briefly.
18:37Right?
18:38Cheers!
18:39Cheers!
18:39It's to you, Greg.
18:41Cheers!
18:41Cheers!
18:47You look so, so depressed about the divorce.
18:52You know, I just, I finally feel that I can start a new, free life.
18:58Without being constantly lied to.
19:01This is like, the best day of my life.
19:03I can imagine.
19:04So, what's your future plan?
19:07Well, I'm gonna finalize the divorce.
19:11And leave Michael without a single penny.
19:15Nice.
19:16Right?
19:17And then, I don't know, maybe I'll go for a vacation.
19:21Like a beach cocktail.
19:23Ocean sun.
19:26And...
19:27Tand man.
19:31Tand man.
19:33Tand man.
19:33Yeah, right.
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