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Babies S01E05 (2026)
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00:05There's no loo roll. There's no loo roll. Didn't you order any? Lisa! There's no bloody
00:19loo roll. Lisa! I thought we had some in the cupboards. Jesus Christ. I got tea all over
00:45me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got burning hot tea all over my hand. Come on, move. Get back
00:51to your car. He pulled out. You can't move, Nick. Come on. Let's go. Let's get in the car.
01:07Should be on the cup seat while driving. You pulled out. Oh my god. Are you actually
01:11kidding me? Wait, guys! They say it'll dry it enough, so... Well, everything crossed.
01:17Yes. It's been such a long time since we had some sun. It's been unbearable. Sorry going
01:25on about the weather. I've been in this country too long.
01:34Where are you? See if you can work it out. What are you doing? I'm flying a kite. Get out
01:53of bed,
01:54come on. Dinner's ready. I'm alright. You can't just lie in bed. Is that what I'm doing? Sorry,
02:04I'm such a lazybones. Fucking come on. What the fuck are you doing? Just come and have your dinner.
02:09It'll burn my mouth. Well, you can fucking blow on it then, couldn't you? I spent all that time
02:15cooking, and now you're just... Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away
02:18in the kitchen. What? Just come and have your dinner. Oh my god, what's wrong with you?
02:21What's wrong with you? What the fuck's going on?
02:36My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete.
02:42Stephen? Stephen...
02:46Stephen...
03:01Now each one bursts like a volcano
03:07Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:19Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:28I know, I just can't believe
03:32I found someone the same as me
03:38I know, I don't want to do this
04:14this is great
04:19I'll send someone down
04:21fantastic thank you
04:43great setup you got here
04:46what a view
04:49wow amazing
04:51no it's great to see it at last
04:55thanks for inviting me
04:57I just I told work I had a family emergency
04:59they were like go go so
05:00yeah they were like
05:04go go family over everything
05:06so yeah they'll believe anything
05:16I'm pregnant
05:18you're the father and I'm leaving you
05:24sorry
05:25I'm pregnant
05:27you're the father and I'm leaving you
05:29I thought I should tell you to you first
05:34what are you doing
05:35I'm pregnant
05:36you're the father
05:37alright don't show it again
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon
05:43can you stop talking like a robot
05:46you're like
05:47I appreciate this I appreciate that
05:50it's hilarious
05:54you were on the pill
05:56were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill?
05:58you never asked me if I was on the pill
05:59you fucking what?
06:01you just assumed I was on the fucking pill Dave
06:03oh so you're a liar now as well
06:06okay right
06:06that's interesting
06:09yeah
06:10wow okay no that's very interesting
06:12because I trusted you
06:14but no you have to break my trust
06:16wow okay
06:17probably never trust anyone ever again
06:19I'm actually I'm seeing a whole other side to you
06:22actually
06:22so thank god I'm getting out while I still can
06:27just just
06:28have a think
06:30for a moment
06:32you
06:33uh yeah
06:37what kind of person
06:39is told that they're going to be a father
06:41and responds like this
06:49yeah
06:50well done
06:51very clever
07:08you'll need me in Singapore
07:10this is weird Dave
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman
07:13especially a beautiful woman
07:14to have a struggle in that environment
07:16or like any environment
07:17because of the patriarchy
07:19and everyday sexism
07:21and that thing that you said men do
07:22when their eyes keep glancing at your tits
07:23are you not coming to Singapore?
07:26okay
07:27um
07:28look
07:28pregnancy is actually a really hard time for
07:30we're splitting up
07:31mentally
07:31so let's sleep on it
07:32we're splitting up Dave
07:34I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore
07:39they're really excited for me
07:42but no
07:43you want to let all those people down
07:45wow okay
07:45that's interesting
07:46yeah no that's very interesting
07:48says a lot
07:52you are destroying your son
07:55here we go
07:56you're trivial
07:57you're selfish
07:58and your atheism is cheap
08:00lazy and pretentious
08:01oh go and cry to Jesus
08:03you fucking moron
08:07go to church with your ugly fucking family
08:10go on
08:10okay
08:11your mum is a fat bitch
08:14you will never find a man
08:15who loves you like I do
08:44okay
08:46okay
08:47So tell me, in your words, why you're here?
08:52Well, we've had three miscarriages all in the past 14 months,
08:58and with different variations of horror.
09:05And I think we just...
09:10I don't know, why are we here?
09:14Yeah, no, I think it's just the same, really.
09:24Alicia's been finding it really hard, so it's important, I think,
09:30for us to come here and try and sort some of this out for her.
09:38Yeah, move on.
09:41And what do you hope to get out of it?
09:47I just want to help her, really.
09:49I'll do anything.
09:51And I said that, haven't I?
09:53All done.
09:54But what do you hope to get out of it for yourself?
10:00I just like her to feel like she's able to move forward from it all.
10:09And then we can start trying again.
10:15What about for you?
10:19I just told you what for me.
10:23I told you what I want for me.
10:25I told you, like, three times.
10:27I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again.
10:42Shall we stay in and watch a film on Saturday?
10:45How long does that need us?
10:48Past it.
10:57Is this Danish film?
11:00Yeah, bear with me.
11:02Sounds great.
11:04It's about this couple whose house grounds down.
11:08Really selling it to me.
11:10Yeah.
11:12But I've read it's really good.
11:29Danish film.
11:31What?
11:31A couple whose house grounds down.
11:58Okay, so, one, it's Danish.
12:00It gets good reviews.
12:02Those fuckers will have anything if it's foreign.
12:04Me wiping my arse will get a good review if I did it in Danish.
12:07And two, they're house grounds down.
12:10I think that's real Saturday night film, isn't it?
12:13I just thought it might be interesting.
12:15Oh, did you?
12:16A little film about house burning down might be interesting.
12:19Okay.
12:19That's real Saturday night.
12:20That's some real Tess Daily shit.
12:23What do you want to get Tess Daily sitting there on Saturday night fucking?
12:27What's the husband called?
12:30What's the husband called?
12:31Lisa?
12:34What's the husband called?
12:35What's the husband called?
13:24Hi, hello, oh you're looking great, oh thank you, you guys always look amazing.
13:31We get younger every year.
13:33Oh, I don't know about that.
13:34I do.
13:35Garage door?
13:36Yes.
13:37No, I was looking at it from the outside.
13:38We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41Have a look if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No, yeah, it's our, um, I remember, it's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah.
13:57There's a few bits of Harry's in there, some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02Yeah, we're happy to keep it, it doesn't take up any room.
14:05Look, I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:21I'll, um, take it.
14:25Yeah.
14:27Thanks.
14:29Mum won't want the lamp.
14:30Oh, no worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:38It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43You love the seasons.
14:44Yes, the turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car in there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48It's fine most of the year.
14:49And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great.
14:53I've heard good things.
14:54Oh, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh, no, it's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done with the house.
15:11Been a game changer.
15:16Electric.
15:18Yes.
15:19Yeah, we were thinking of making the switch.
15:20I think once the infrastructure's in place,
15:23a lot more people will.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:42I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry.
15:51I promise you.
15:55It was just a sort of, um,
15:59like a drawn-out fling.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:04It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you, I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:14And then I wake up and...
16:17and I'm alone.
16:23I miss him so much, I promise you.
16:29I miss him every second of every day.
16:33I promise you.
16:35I promise you.
16:37I promise you.
16:39I miss you.
16:50And then I do...
17:11So this is the first time I was able to do this.
17:12I'm going to go over here.
17:12I'm going to go over here.
17:12I'm going to go over here.
17:14I'm going to go over here.
17:25I want to go over here.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56You alright then?
17:57I'm alright.
17:58You'll say I'm alright, eh?
18:01Getting a few beers inside, you'll be more than alright.
18:04Get out of here, boy.
18:09I'm going to do a drink after the day I've had.
18:16It's a paddle.
18:19Haven't had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement.
18:22Looked like quite a simple one.
18:24It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined up.
18:33So, he knows he's going to be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:37You call ahead.
18:40Melissa's paddle.
18:42He turns up, 40 minutes late.
18:46The client's furious.
18:48Obviously.
18:52Alright.
18:53We'll see you up there.
18:54Yeah.
19:15Here we go.
19:16Oh!
19:17Nice job there, eh?
19:21How's your week been?
19:22Oh, no.
19:23Let me sit down first.
19:25What do you want to sit down for?
19:26Oh, it's my bones.
19:27I'm getting old.
19:28You're old, what am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last spin.
19:35Oh, he'll carry you home.
19:37That one sip.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39That's enough for you, more like.
19:41Alright.
19:41Oi.
19:43Oh, darn.
19:44I'm not taking this.
19:45Hold on.
19:47Careful, mate.
19:48You're killing me.
20:07Ha.
20:11I'm getting sick.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:27Sorry.
20:28Nah.
20:32Wrong glass.
20:34Yeah, nice, that.
20:36I asked for the branded ones, but...
20:37It affects flavour.
20:38Thank you, yes.
20:39It's actually completely different.
20:40Would have made me for a reason, didn't I?
21:02That's Lisa.
21:05Let me have a drink first.
21:07Good.
21:08I started to worry about you.
21:11Mmm.
21:13Ah, Lisa's good, yeah.
21:17Pregnant?
21:20Nope.
21:24It's all good.
21:26Her parents are over.
21:29Great.
21:30Yeah, a bit of company, eh?
21:31Yeah, they'll have a nice chat.
21:33Slagging you off.
21:34Here's Bernie.
21:38Yeah.
21:40No, they're going for a curry, so.
21:42Nice, yeah.
21:42Bit of food, bit of company.
21:45Time will do the rest, eh?
21:46Oh, totally, yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:59And how are you?
22:02I'm great.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Great.
22:06Yeah.
22:07All good.
22:08Fantastic.
22:09Yeah.
22:09Great.
22:14Yeah, nah, it's...
22:16It's all diet.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:23But...
22:23It's all good.
22:24Eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:32Obviously, some days can be a bit like...
22:34Ah!
22:39Give me air of here!
22:40Give me air of here!
22:42Yeah.
22:46But, uh...
22:47Chin up, eyes forward, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:52Keep calm, carry on!
22:55I love those posters.
22:57Yes, yeah.
22:59Keep calm, carry on!
23:01Yeah!
23:02There!
23:03Yeah.
23:05Yeah.
23:06You can get it in, like, a cup.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Cups, t-shirts, posters.
23:11Amazing.
23:14Eh...
23:15Mm.
23:16Oh, cheers.
23:18Oh!
23:18Cheers!
23:19Sorry we haven't cheersed yet.
23:20Oh, yeah!
23:21Sorry.
23:22No, no.
23:23My bad.
23:23Should have fought with me before, eh?
23:25Standards are slipping, my son, eh?
23:26Standards are slipping.
23:29Ooh!
23:31Ooh!
23:31We'll get a few of these downers, eh?
23:33Oh, that would be rude not to.
23:34Oh, fuck!
23:36Oh, fuck!
23:57And they'd sorta, like, rent PA services from us, but...
24:00I do worry...
24:01It's fantastic.
24:03I've said it before, it's a fantastic idea.
24:05Thanks, but I do worry.
24:07All your ideas are fantastic.
24:09True.
24:10No.
24:10I sit there all day and I think,
24:12I wonder what my lovely Lise is doing now.
24:15What exciting things are happening.
24:17You succeed in everything, love.
24:18We're very proud.
24:20Your work, your lovely marriage.
24:22Everything's going so well for you.
24:24Is everything up in the food?
24:26It's delicious.
24:27It's absolutely perfect.
24:28No, it's incredible.
24:29No, thank you.
24:30No, it really is.
24:31I've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life.
24:40Honestly, Dad, I've rinsed her.
24:43Not just for her money either.
24:48Can you hear me?
24:51I was just saying, I fucking, I've got it every day.
24:57Yeah, I can hear you.
24:59Can you hear me?
25:01Dad?
25:12Yeah, so, uh, thanks for meeting up.
25:16I, uh, I just thought it'd be good to go through this again.
25:21Um, not sure I handled it very well the first time.
25:27Um, I think I'm quite instinctive as a person.
25:29And, oh, sorry.
25:32Carry on.
25:38I act on my instincts.
25:44Um, which is a good thing.
25:46Uh, and I was kind of, um, ambushed with, like, three pieces of bad news.
25:52So, you, you can't judge a person for how they respond in, in moments of high tension.
25:57I mean, you just can't.
25:59It's like a scientific fact.
26:00I've done experiments.
26:02And, uh, I suppose, like, to be honest, you have kept this from me.
26:08You know, not just me being banned from Singapore, um, which I guess you've been plotting for a while.
26:14Uh, but the, uh, the pregnancy thing.
26:18You could have told me at any point.
26:21And you have kept that from me, too.
26:24And, I mean, that's, you haven't really covered yourself in glory, to be honest.
26:30Sorry, is this an apology?
26:33Uh, what do you mean?
26:35Well, it's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology, but the content of an attack?
26:44You're the one who's splitting us up?
26:47Yeah.
26:49You're the one who made me go all the way to your office, which, by the way, was fucking mental.
26:56This isn't a constructive response, Amanda.
27:02Well, this is interesting.
27:11You do know that my mum's dead, don't you?
27:14Well, okay, so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead?
27:20Fucking hell.
27:21Come on, I'm joking!
27:22I'm joking!
27:23You take everything so seriously!
27:25Lighten up!
27:25I've got something really important I need to tell you!
27:54An hour!
27:55They were meant to be here literally one hour, five minutes ago.
27:59They've stood you up.
28:00Uh, yeah, thanks, Kelly.
28:02I mean, who does that?
28:03Who leaves their mate waiting for an hour?
28:05Guess they just know how boring you are.
28:07Oh, God!
28:09Cheek!
28:10Can you believe this, Kelly?
28:11She's calling me boring.
28:12Ha!
28:13And I thought me and you were getting on.
28:16Oh.
28:17Yes.
28:19What did you do?
28:20I didn't want to make a house up!
28:25I thought my mum wants to be there.
28:26Yes!
28:32I thought my mum is...
28:32I thought my mum could be the one of my friends.
28:41I thought my mum's...
28:46What was it?
28:49I found my mum's...
28:50Hope they were telling me.
28:50I don't know if that's not the one.
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:29You know, not having this conversation on Saturday night.
30:46It's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because their house burnt down.
30:59Do you want to watch her come now?
31:06You said he was all good.
31:07You literally said that.
31:09You said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do?
31:13Tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey, Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20You said he was all good.
31:23You said he was all good.
31:53He said he was all good.
31:57Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
32:03Well, that's rude.
32:04Of course he said he was fine, he just tells you what you want to hear.
32:09Don't shake your head at me.
32:12Can I eat my dinner?
32:13Is that a crime too, that's, want to eat my dinner?
32:17Here, can I breathe? Is it okay if I breathe?
32:19Oh my God, you're such a dick.
32:20You are being very rude.
32:22Sitting there shaking your head at me.
32:24I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night to have this conversation.
32:34You having some more?
32:36You both know you're having it for breakfast.
32:38So what's the point every Saturday where you tell me to have some more when we both know you ordered
32:44extra so you could have it for breakfast?
32:46Which actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
32:51This is what happens when I'm polite.
32:52Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
32:54Great. Fine. I won't bother in future.
33:05I know what you're trying to turn this into.
33:07Am I going there?
33:08Yeah, of course you're not.
33:09Leave us again there.
33:10Oh, are we not?
33:11No.
33:11Tell me you don't think about her.
33:15We're not doing this.
33:16You're fucking bollocks, Kevin. Tell me you don't think about her.
33:20You spend your whole life trying not to think about her, which is the same thing as thinking about her.
33:25That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
33:28That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
33:30And you were weird at Irene's wedding.
33:31In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
33:34Because every time you look at the bride, you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
33:38You're thinking, that's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day.
33:45Just fucking admit it, you prick.
33:52Just fucking say something.
33:55I am not having this conversation.
33:57Great.
33:58Fuck yourself.
34:03Where are you going?
34:05Up your arse.
34:07I'm not letting you leave.
34:08What are you doing?
34:10I am not having Stephen take us back there.
34:13It's not happening.
34:14It's not happening.
34:16So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
34:18Do you even remember how mad you were?
34:21With your fucking happy pills.
34:23And your parents being fucking idiots.
34:26And your trips to the grave.
34:27And me worried every time you leave the house in case you lose your fucking nut again.
34:36You were bonkers, Fatty.
34:38You were a fucking loon.
34:43I'll see you later.
34:45Can't drive.
34:46Hey, you've been drinking.
34:47Fuck yourself.
34:49I'm sorry, Fatty.
34:50You can't drive.
34:51You've been drinking.
34:53You've been through what your son's going through and you can't even talk to him about it.
34:57You can't drive.
34:58What is it you're avoiding?
34:59What is it you're scared he'll see if he looks into your eyes?
35:02You can't drive.
35:03You've been drinking.
35:03Fuck yourself.
35:06You can't drive, Fatty.
35:07You've been drinking.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:10No.
35:14No.
35:20No.
35:32You alright?
35:36I'm not going.
35:39Yeah.
35:45You alright?
35:50You alright?
36:00You're out of taxidermy, Dad.
36:02He's the scent of you.
36:11I'm sorry.
36:12Don't worry.
36:27I'm sorry.
36:55So, what do you think of it?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah?
37:13I thought it was right up at the top of ours.
37:16You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23You reckon it's lyrical?
37:25Of course they do.
37:28Elegatic.
37:29Ugh.
37:31So you're scared to admit they're bald.
37:33Hmm.
37:37Don't love anything with subtitles.
37:44You died again.
38:02And you're scared to admit it's a long story.
38:03And it can be so could have happened.
38:04I'm sorry.
38:06You don't think so.
38:19So what else do you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about what it showed about like a couple going through like change or
38:34loss or you didn't like how it showed it or it was all so happy itself yeah it was yeah
38:52so
38:52slow yeah right up it's on earth and the bloke was annoying
39:30you found a the bloke annoying
39:38yeah he's so annoying
39:42in what way
39:46you found him annoying didn't you
39:49of course he was annoying the whole film was annoying
39:55but what did you find annoying about him?
40:02what was it about him specifically you found annoying?
40:13do you want to stop texting?
40:14yeah yeah that was just my dad talking
40:30he was asking if i'm all good
40:48look in that situation
40:52then the house burnt down she's lost like all the stupid art stuff the husband's job is
40:59be there for her look after her and he said he's going around making it all about him
41:05he lost a load of stuff too
41:07no but compared to like
41:21so he's he's crying having a breakdown or whatever but what does that achieve?
41:31he's allowed to cry
41:33no i know he's allowed to cry
41:34like of course he's like can you just listen to what i'm saying
41:36yeah listen
41:42okay
41:45when stuff happens to us for example
41:48it's not for me it's like
41:50wello
41:50is it?
41:52it's not me that lost the baby
41:53it's you that happened to you
41:54it's you that had to
41:56have to
41:58whatever
42:00i've got to keep like
42:02positive
42:02head up, eyes open, move forward
42:04keep calm, carry on
42:06i'm just like
42:07keeping
42:08keeping on with my life
42:11it's you that had to actually
42:13deal with
42:14with
42:14the
42:15like
42:16the
42:18the
42:18physicality
42:23but it did happen to you
42:26that wasn't my buddy
42:28was it?
42:30it wasn't my buddy that had to go through all that
42:32because they were your babies
42:37look this is what i'm saying
42:39they were your babies
42:43you're not listening to me
42:44they were your babies
42:45can you just let me speak?
42:47is that okay?
42:48i'm not getting annoyed at me
42:49i'm not getting annoyed at you
42:51okay
42:51i'm not getting annoyed at you
42:58i only had to deal with like
43:02the disappointment if you want to call it
43:03that
43:04and like
43:05the
43:07crisis
43:07in the moment
43:08which is fine
43:08i was fine with that
43:10and there is
43:11a level of
43:12like
43:13readjustment i guess
43:14they were your babies
43:20but what i'm trying to say is
43:21i didn't have to
43:22they were your babies
43:25can you stop saying that?
43:26they were your babies though
43:28why are you being so annoying?
43:31jesus
43:34they were your babies
43:37we made three babies together
43:39and they all died
43:43it's okay to wallow
43:46it's okay
43:46it's okay if
43:47you don't know what to do
43:48it's okay to be broken
43:51your babies died
44:01it's okay
44:04it's okay so
44:22it's okay
44:23you're going to die
44:35I'm good. Sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:40Fucking hell, no. I'm sorry.
44:43It's okay if you need to...
44:45I'm good, honestly.
44:47Honestly, my point is, okay, can you not interrupt me, please?
44:53Because it's, like, really annoying.
44:56I'm trying to, like, say something and you're just like...
45:05They're all, like, serious and sad and crying and stuff.
45:10And, oh, boo, here we go, see a therapist.
45:13Spending 100 quid an hour, whatever it is,
45:15these fucking people pay,
45:16but what they're actually missing is he's a mug.
45:22A mug?
45:23Yeah, he's a mug.
45:24Okay.
45:26He's all like, oh, yeah, great.
45:28We're married. It's all going to be fine.
45:30Let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best
45:32and be, like, happy and smiley
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after.
45:36But he hasn't got a clue.
45:37He hasn't got a fucking clue.
45:39That's what they never show.
45:41They have to make him all serious and important
45:45but the guy is just a mug.
45:46He's a child.
45:47He's pathetic.
45:50He's embarrassing.
45:53He's embarrassing.
46:15You better get used to an early start
46:17when you have the baby.
46:21Yeah, I'm off a little early for work.
46:24Yeah, but how early?
46:26Four or five?
46:27Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep, is it?
46:30Not always.
46:31Okay.
46:35A TENS machine?
46:36Yeah.
46:37I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina.
46:42Don't worry about the epidural.
46:44She's got a TENS machine.
46:47Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum, for the birth.
46:49TENS machine?
46:51Okay.
46:52I'm just imagining his wife's.
46:55Don't worry about the epidural.
46:57She's got a TENS machine.
46:59Yeah.
46:59It might need more than a TENS machine, Mum.
47:02Well, that's what I've been telling her.
47:04I think it's just the way you went about it.
47:10Making me go all the way to your office.
47:14And I know, I could have done a lot of things differently, but
47:19you know when you cook back a burger from frozen
47:21and the outside's all warm and cooked
47:24and the middle gets still solid ice?
47:28That's you.
47:38Where the hell have you been?
47:40Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:42Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:43No, I've been tracking you.
47:46I saw you, Gavin.
47:47You stopped at Chicken Cottage.
47:50Don't lie to me.
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes your car paused outside Chicken Cottage.
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken.
48:10I can smell the ginger side Xin
48:12I'm hungry.
48:13Alright.
48:13Do you make feel it?
48:18Can you see my leader and Mein Anh
48:18No, do you think you didn't actually smell?
48:19No, do you think.
48:19Alright.
48:20That's it.
49:04Found this.
49:11Yeah, some real classics in there.
49:16I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could sing some if you get a minute.
49:48So how do we sing?
49:56Just shout out to beautifulergils in a beautiful square.
50:10Hey, how's work?
50:13It was a long one, wasn't it?
50:16Why are you so late?
50:30Hey. Hey.
50:45Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
50:47Yeah, sorry.
50:49No, sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finish it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:55No, sorry, it's me.
50:57I'm all over the place.
51:10Stay here.
51:12What the fuck?
51:13Oh my God.
51:14What?
51:15What?
51:15I'm still hungry.
51:18Grrrr.
51:19Ha ha ha ha.
51:20Ha ha ha.
51:21Oh!
51:25You just say things so I'll stop talk.
51:30It's not what you...
51:33Okay.
51:35There's no way of saying this about saying this.
51:40No one.
51:45Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
51:52Are you talking to me?
51:55So it's like quarter to five and she calls me in.
51:59Oh, you're talking to five?
52:00Yeah.
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
52:06Mentally, I'm already in the car.
52:09She calls me in and says we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
52:16Mate, that is so boring.
52:20Right, that literally couldn't be any more boring.
52:23There's only six of us in the office.
52:25You did HR policy last year then.
52:27Eleven months ago.
52:29There's only six of us work there.
52:31Why do we need a HR policy?
52:33What's that?
52:35Eleven months ago.
52:38Check out my emails.
52:40There's only six of us work there.
52:43You didn't HR policy last year then, yeah?
52:49What's that?
52:50What's that?
52:52What's that?
52:53What's that?
52:55The dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
53:02When you start the day with a little syllable.
53:08Left unfinished.
53:14When you move to kiss me.
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