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Heated Rivalry - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02Shoot that.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Let's go.
01:55Let's go!
01:56I'll give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a
02:07mistake, when she me drove up, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us
02:20forever, you think I'm pretty?
02:26you think I'm pretty, or if you wanna put me in close your Π»og, back out on the ice to
02:31Boston, tomorrow's knockout, develop, get us back,pler, get us back, later, 2020.
02:36I'm gonna put theμ λ₯Ό on the ice to Boston, tomorrow's knockout.
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a dog, a hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're lost to be relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:22I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light
03:26I'm standing...
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scarier, most people do
03:43This is the real world, I'm in a loophole
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no kidding, so
03:50Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be up
04:00You wanna be a-e-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
04:06Nice try, now get out of the way
04:09You're in your way, take a step
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Let's go.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:50Mm-hmm.
06:31Mm-hmm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight-up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:21You're the one.
09:25No, you're the one.
09:33No, you're the one.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be in the fuck off.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, that was the fuck out.
10:59Is he okay?
11:15Oh, shit, that was the fuck out.
11:29Oh, my God, it's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
11:59Oh, God.
12:04Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It looks like I would know, OK?
12:57You killed me, Wander. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:33So obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:54story here in Sochi Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozanov, chosen as his country's
15:08captain.
15:27A kind of caught under me.
15:35All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42At least they fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55It's USA this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:00Yeah.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating or...?
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:07Yeah!
17:08Yeah!
17:08Good ball!
17:10Good ball!
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:18Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36Fine.
18:37You need to do it.
18:38Yes, he's your father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tomorrow night.
18:44No matter what you need.
18:47It's a honor for me.
18:49You must be grateful for the honor.
18:51After yesterday, you won't win...
18:57Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:00And he's still playing.
19:02How did you do this?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:05Not sad, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:18Now I play better than when I play.
19:22Our guards are damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:25Playing?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it playing?
19:30You're a captain, you make them playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:41Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:46Your mother?
19:46She can't do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:55Mom has died.
20:00Do you remember me?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:16We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:22To meet the minister.
20:27Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:30Go.
20:32Of course.
20:33You are the one who's on the road,
20:35You're a king.
20:36You're a king.
20:37Where's all the people in the world?
20:39You're a king.
20:40You're not in the same way.
20:41But you're a king.
20:43It's all, you've got to stay.
20:44You need to rest.
20:46You're a king.
20:50You're a king.
20:50You're a king.
20:51You're a king.
20:51You're not good.
20:52Good.
20:53It's all a problem.
20:54It's a problem with leadership. It's always a problem with leadership.
21:03I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel. You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar and he needs one cup.
21:19Yeah.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From childhood.
21:26I'm an angel. It would be good if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I'd like to drink something interesting.
21:51Long time ago, Ilya.
21:57Long time ago, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I'd like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who've been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:15You've got to avoid it.
22:16I sometimes blame me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:25It doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
22:31You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And don't worry about these crazy games, when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:41Really?
22:41Yeah, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:45New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think that in this year you'll win Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yeah, in this year.
22:55Because I think that he was traumatized.
22:59Where do you know all this?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03With the traumatized brothers, you can't see you.
23:06On the other hand, you're at the same time.
23:10You're at the same time.
23:12You're at the same time.
23:13You're at the same time.
23:15You're at the same time.
23:15What's the way you can win?
23:16Then you can win whoever you want on the South.
23:17In Chicago.
23:19In Chicago.
23:19It's not that much before.
23:20In the Finale, most of the time, it's San Francisco.
23:23And they're good, but too young.
23:27And they're good.
23:28It's been a year before, than I've been with my father.
23:35Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow I need to be perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:42Right, but you need to be more comfortable.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:52Well, what?
23:59How about Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:05I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Guys. It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen the French guys.
24:24Yeah?
24:31Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how you're going.
24:40You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt at the answer.
24:49Before you were more fun.
24:52You don't lie.
24:56You don't lie.
25:07You don't lie.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12It was dangerous before. It was you.
25:15If you remember me, don't you?
25:21We're children, Sasha.
25:22You don't lie, Sasha.
25:25Yeah.
25:27That's right.
25:32Let's go.
25:35Okay.
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:49Let's go.
25:51Let's go.
25:54Let's go.
26:02Let's go.
26:05Let's go.
26:06I'll find a party.
26:07Okay.
26:09Okay.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:02Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look.
27:19I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:25I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:27I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:37But...
28:37He's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:45Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, it comes on.
29:07That's an animal!
29:08All right!
29:08Come on!
29:09Come on, Tom!
29:12Come on!
29:15Come on!
29:16Come on!
29:28Let's go!
29:30I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:4125 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Talon Award.
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing
30:01is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award
30:30for most sportsman-like player
30:32goes to...
31:01I'll text them to you.
31:14Well...
31:17What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me
31:23in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist
31:26unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck
31:33do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you.
31:43You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe as nicely.
32:07Yeah.
32:08Please.
32:13if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:49what no
32:52we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:00and then when you have been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:09maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:14when did your english get so good
33:18i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is boring
33:27my dad loves it
33:30oh so being boring is is genetic wow genetic
33:41let's make a deal if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:46fuck you whatever you want
33:51and if you win
34:10good luck to me
34:11good luck to me
34:12good luck to you
34:33The special assistant, you're the last one.
34:35He's on the clock.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show off for me.
36:38I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander.
36:42I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54You're to be with me.
36:57You're to be with me.
37:02I want to email the dog.
37:03You're to be with me.
37:05You're to be with me.
37:07I'm not feeling jealous.
37:07No, no, no.
37:22You're not feeling jealous of me.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels?
37:33Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:39Oh my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:09I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:18You?
38:24I need you.
39:03What?
39:06Don't do that.
39:13Don't!
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia for the summit?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to. It's... it's home.
40:09Yeah, but...
40:11I don't know. Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah, me too, I should've.
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00A through.
41:12A through.
41:14A through.
41:29I'm sorry.
41:31Let's go.
41:59Let's go.
42:29Let's go.
42:59Let's go.
43:37Let's go.
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