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LOL Last One Laughing UK S02E06 Here Comes the Aeroplane 1 H 264
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00:00We started with 10 comedians.
00:03It's like the first day of school.
00:04And just one rule.
00:06Do.
00:07Not.
00:08Laugh.
00:10Are you doing bubble right?
00:12Or burp.
00:13Oh!
00:14Or squirt sausages at a nice old lady.
00:17Oh dear.
00:18But one by one, they're cracked.
00:20No!
00:21Whoa, Sam!
00:2310 has become 4.
00:26I've got to give you a red card.
00:31His eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer.
00:40Who will go the distance and be the last one laughing?
00:44Okay, that was definitely a laugh.
00:57Yeah, no!
00:58Whoa!
01:07We do here.
01:16Stick to action.
01:17We never have astalk.
01:17Go.
01:23Doors.
01:25we've only got 40 minutes left so we're gonna go sudden death oh wow okay
01:33we've not got much time left if anyone laughs it's a red card
01:37what are you doing there jimmy i've got to go i've got to be quick
01:44that's very good look at them gun doors doors for fuck's sake
02:00jimmy as i live and breathe
02:07do you want a hand jimmy be okay
02:15if they didn't laugh at that they're not gonna laugh at anything no no
02:21you're really happy aren't you i might just leave that there doors
02:30he's left his freaking little safe i think
02:46did you see that i bumped into the door yeah yeah i thought i styled it out no no no
02:52no it was a little panic in your voice as you went doors doors doors doors doors that was so
03:00good god damn it
03:09bob's gonna get a song
03:11is that his laptop
03:14yes love song darling yes please would you join me i'd like to tell you about my true feelings for
03:22you
03:26so just relax yeah just wrote a few words for you
03:34you are the love of my life
03:39would you one day be my why
03:42cause if you would i would give up the booze
03:48tend to your crops and sterilize your loo
03:53both of those things i would do for you
03:57cause you are the love of my life
04:02you are the hobbit i adore
04:07i'll buy you meat
04:09and what's more
04:11if we were together i'd stop drinking bitter
04:16i'd polish your shoes and mend the leak in your shitter
04:21both of these things i would do for you
04:25cause you are the love of my life
04:30thank you
04:32i hope in some way that helped
04:34it did help
04:35that was very moving
04:36and i liked the way you rhymed bitter and shitter
04:39thank you
04:40that's i couldn't think of anything else
04:42i think david mitchell might be unbreakable
04:45david have you ever dropped a bible
04:47onto like a dog or something
04:55not onto a dog
04:57you're pretty certain that you've got a good grip when it's a religious text
05:00well i'm carrying out a bible yeah i think you probably do
05:02i'd probably do record it
05:03favourite shape
05:05favourite shape square
05:07nine bits of advice
05:08nine
05:09so that's hard
05:10if david
05:12um
05:12uh
05:13try and get your tax bill done early
05:15don't smoke
05:17uh
05:18uh
05:18don't tell people not to smoke
05:21uh
05:23learn to drive
05:24i wish i'd learn to drive
05:25do you not drive
05:26david it's not too late my friend
05:28no but that wouldn't
05:29you know
05:29a bit of practice on that
05:30wouldn't be a
05:34he is ready
05:34she wouldn't speak
05:36do you want to have a go david
05:37i mean
05:38it's quite fun
05:38is it
05:39yeah it's great
05:40david on a buffet is fun isn't it
05:41it's good
05:43well that's true
05:43you know what i mean
05:44there we go
05:45there he goes
05:48i'm going very tentatively
05:49go through the gap
05:50i can't really steer
05:52right here's
05:54romesh's rap book
05:55readers
05:56okay let's have a look
05:59come on
06:00right
06:00i think david's playing a good game
06:02he's going to try to take them all out
06:03yeah
06:04it's a lovely treat isn't it
06:05that's how you dreamed of your rap
06:07spoons performed
06:08banned from kiss chase this is called
06:11david finding my rap book
06:13i mean even saying the words as a 47 year old father of three my rap book
06:18please smash me in the face
06:20it was like somebody finding a pair of your skiddy underpants
06:24my romantic struggle started early when i was eight the whole class played kiss chase and i was banned from
06:30participating
06:30do it in a rap way though david
06:32that was in a rap way
06:39my romantic struggle started early
06:42is that more rap
06:43that was deep rap
06:44yeah
06:44go deeper dave
06:47david might go
06:48david might go
06:50my romantic struggle started early when i was eight the whole class it doesn't scan
06:56it's the introduction that's not the actual you know
06:59the whole class played kiss chase and i was banned from participating mainly by the kids but the teacher admitted
07:05they had their reasons
07:06oh sorry this is just an introductory paragraph to the rap
07:13this makes a lot more sense
07:15go on david
07:16kiss chase kiss chase please kiss my face
07:19you'll need to slow down though i'm not good in a race
07:22kiss chase please kiss me although i am smelly
07:24i struggle with bo and don't watch under my belly
07:27that was high drop
07:31sorry i'm not taking the blame for that
07:33david mitchell could read a kendrick lamar lyric and ruin it
07:43i don't know
07:44can i
07:44oh i have
07:45oh yeah
07:47hello
07:48oh hi sam
07:49could you get david to do his joker please
07:52vladimir puddin has been assassinated
07:54who
07:54it's time for david's joker
07:56my joker
07:57i think
07:59i think it yeah i think they're just
08:00okay
08:00yeah okay
08:01let's go this way
08:03he's got two jokers
08:05oh my god
08:07this is so exciting
08:08do you want to have a waltz with me bob
08:10nope
08:10okay
08:15um hello uh sorry just before i start a bit of explanation about this one
08:21i've worked with a lot of stand-up comedians over the years but i've never done stand-up
08:27i feel i know you i thought this would be a very trusting environment just to try it out
08:33oh no
08:34anyway just a bit of stand-up comedy from me please go for it go for it be supportive
08:40absolutely
08:41okay quick reminder if anyone laughs red card
08:47ladies and gentlemen he hasn't tried stand-up before so please give him a big hand
08:55david
09:01i know what you're thinking david mitchell's let himself go
09:09oh
09:10oh
09:10oh
09:10is this thing on
09:12oh fuck
09:14fuck
09:19okay so I went on a dating app the other day as a result of which Mike my wife has
09:31left me
09:33in retrospect I shouldn't have used her email no didn't want the spam
09:46ah cats and dogs um so cats and dogs they're overwhelmingly similar aren't they domesticated
09:57mammalian quadrupeds the lot of them Bob Bob Bob's in trouble so no no point in anthropomorphic
10:05no point in anthropomorphic fundamentally they're the same thing they live in the house and they
10:11won't try to kill you oh you know although they have been terrible terrible news so let's just
10:15now move along hmm crowd work um wait where you're from Middlesbrough I don't know I'll keep the wet
10:30where you're from middle fucking him he said fucking him honestly what fucking fucking him
10:38fucking him fucking him sure it's weird are you are you together not really what are you doing with him
10:50that's going nowhere um observational stuff um okay so what about what's the deal with assisted dying
11:10who wants assistance dying it's the last thing you want I mean what's next assisted stubbing your toe
11:18assisted being late for work assisted stepping on a plug assisted falling over assist what other
11:28bad assisted being in a traffic jam assisted being in a traffic jam assisted food poisoning
11:36assisted getting a bad back why do people want assistance dying hmm it's a serious topic
11:47yeah no obviously you're quite right there's um they're in a lot of pain it's the bottom line is
11:53it's it's it's no existence for some people anyway that's all I've got time for um so have a great
12:00trip back to fucking him
12:04you idiot uh thanks you've been a great audience I'm David Mitchell good night
12:14that's the closest Bob's come yeah definitely it's not Alan Woods yet Sam's gonna try and finish him off
12:20go on Sam I didn't mind that I thought he was all right I enjoyed it very much he was
12:27good
12:27it's extremely funny yeah bright future that was right up my street and he's very good
12:38where are you from Middlesbrough fucking um
12:43you know it's a few wrinkles to iron out but I please yeah I can put I can book the
12:49O2 I think
12:49no wrinkles as far as I was concerned what sort of usually tickles your funny bird you should have
12:56asked that six hours ago shouldn't he I like innuendo like a clever innuendo well you're as dry as a
13:05divorcee's
13:06martini a what what you're as dry as a divorcee's martini why is it what's the innuendo there
13:19it's a simile yeah why would a divorcee have a particularly dry martini
13:28do you mean dry as in just sort of dry
13:39can I show you please do Dave let's get let's get close I'm a bit worried what's this what's he
13:46got
13:47there's a thing on that with the put it delicates on the bottom of my back mm-hmm it's changed
13:56do you want
13:57to investigate well I've taken it I've taken a picture and just love your your opinion I mean
14:05what do you think there's this sort of metallic blue it's sort of you see the skin around it is
14:14disrupted do you want me to have a look let's just sort of zoom out a bit maybe oh no
14:21it's fine sorry it's
14:22hot crossburn sorry that's not there just it's just hot cross bun sorry this is it this is it you
14:32see that's sorry that's just that's you see oh oh oh looks to me like you've got a luncheon
14:42meat of the back right yeah yeah Bob immediately spotted it as luncheon meat he's he's got up close
14:54with a lot of luncheon meat he's probably woken up to that view I'm so intimately involved with luncheon
15:02meats and spams that I knew straight away what I was looking at okay I'm going back in there okay
15:12I'll
15:14deal with this okay gotta get in somehow they're gonna go head-to-head doors hey oh no who's in
15:24hey
15:24Jimmy he's not so happy sorry Bob Mel please join me on stage for a head-to-head challenge hey
15:32we are going to test your knowledge of the animal kingdom what I'll let you to do is look your
15:37partner in the eye it's a game I call nature calls I'd like you to in turn look your partner
15:45in the eye
15:46and make the noise you think this animal makes Mel you're to go first a coquettish bee one moment
16:06okay Bob a drunk elephant
16:21well a mafia boss sheep
16:25bye bye
16:28bye fucking bye
16:40Bob's gonna go now they've both got twitches
16:47Bob a duck from Belfast
16:49no
16:53crack
16:57crack
17:04sounds a bit Norwegian to me
17:07he's been uh yeah but he's based in Belfast
17:10he's done the tour
17:13well travelled
17:14I was thinking Dutch that was crazy definitely European
17:19crack
17:21that's more Oslo than Belfast I'd need more Belfast Bob crack that's definitely more Oslo
17:28crack
17:30oh my god how can you survive that
17:35okay Mel
17:37a Geordie monkey
17:44wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
17:48it is very good that is what they sound like
17:52oh that is so crap
17:56Bob a cool goat
18:03meh
18:08meh
18:10bye
18:11that was pretty cool
18:12meh a flamboyant frog
18:15ribbit ribbit
18:19ribbit ribbit
18:21that's very naughty
18:26ribbit ribbit
18:28ribbit ribbit
18:30right Bob easy one for you
18:33a Randy Dolphin
18:42it's very far away very far away can you come a bit closer please
18:49anything no no the dolphin
18:53pardon me
18:55hi
19:06well it's gone she's gone no no
19:14you'd like to take your seats we'll take a look at the clip having to do those animal noises at
19:19very
19:20very close quarters with mortimer i think it was a quick bark of a laugh it was a like that
19:25couldn't pull it back and i knew i'd lost it then that was extraordinarily fun let's take a look
19:32a bob easy one for you a randy dolphin
19:44oh mel i'm gone oh no that was a laugh disguise it was fun though wasn't it it was brilliant
19:49i loved that every i don't want to go i must go you have to go but you've done very
19:56very well
19:56please come with me and then there were three thanks mel okay guys be strong doors
20:09i thought you were out first you did so well i honestly thought you'd be gone in seconds
20:16well done you did so well oh god brilliant you were so brilliant i've done something permanent
20:27mel survived the drunk elephant and the duck from belfast but the randy dolphin got her it's game over
20:33for gedroich you ain't laughing are you sam i don't know what's going on i think i have found his
20:40own but i know what you mean well i guess it answers the question how long does it take you
20:45to go utterly mad in a room yeah you are the love of my life i will treasure that and
20:54i'll hold you to it
20:56i'm gonna ask everyone who do you think is gonna win sam sam sam sam sam everyone's saying sam
21:05i'm gonna go david mitchell okay let's restart the game this is so far
21:12we're off again okay
21:25do you have a special name for a wee that you do if you get up in the night no
21:31no not a special name
21:35oh bob's going for david now well i do one regularly
21:43right could i recommend calling it a chadwick
21:47chadwick's not chadwick yes i'm just yeah just i'm sorry i was chadwick just just chadwicking
22:10i got you with chadwick
22:12i got you with chadwick bob's gone okay
22:19another one bites the dust oh bob no way doors
22:28hey jimmy oh bob take a look could i recommend calling it a chadwick
22:34chadwick's not chadwick yes i'm just yeah just i'm sorry i was chadwick just just chadwicking
22:49fucking hell that's the way to go the champion has been defeated mr mitchell did me did you with your
22:57own chadwick i got david mitchell talking about his early evening movement i think he just caught
23:05me off guard it just made me laugh now one of you has got more cards for other people than
23:11the
23:11other one we've got five minutes remaining if neither of you laugh in the next five minutes the
23:15person who has caused the most laughs will be the winner the laugh assassin the laugh assassin yeah
23:20nice bob come with me good luck lads good luck to you been a pleasure doors i watch you man
23:28i think
23:28wherever you've been all my life all right yeah sorry then i mean yeah you did very well again not
23:36so
23:36bad yeah bronze bronze this time burns yeah it's good the chat turned to late night wheeze and bob simply
23:43couldn't hold it any longer our reigning champion is out bob mortimer come and take a seat over here
24:02i've never been in here before it's lovely nice nice it's really lovely to have you thank you let's
24:08restart the game i got this killer question i think it's just going to do you but i don't want
24:11to waste it
24:12no there we go david how many emails do you get uh most days both are so incapable of an
24:24authentic
24:24chat aren't they oh it varies maybe 20. promotional or social oh i don't get my spam mainly admin
24:38this doesn't feel very natural conversation does it no no we're very different people we are really
24:45different people we're different okay and congrats to making it the final two thank you i think it's
24:51nothing to sneeze at you know it's pretty awesome yeah yeah though likewise yeah i think we've done
24:57we've acquitted ourselves well dave might go you know i don't think sam's going sam is invincible
25:06i'm going back in go on jim let's seal the deal come on what would you do if you were
25:12you i'd do mine
25:13i think the shouting was kind of nice yeah we go back to the shouting yeah okay we've got to
25:17find a
25:19winner doors they can operate that better than that puff hi guys uh congratulations on making it
25:30this far yes please take a seat as a special treat i've got some uh delicious food for you you
25:38can eat
25:38as much as you like but there is a catch you have to feed each other are you happy to
25:43do that i'm happy
25:43to do that go for it i couldn't survive this could you not somebody feed him yeah and what's the
25:49policy on feeding frenzies uh we're all in favor of it yeah yeah doors okay oh my god there's so
25:58many
25:59items there what would you go for i'd go hand on eclair hand feed eclair i think i think i
26:05think i
26:05would go eclair and then a proper actual mush you like some squirty cream yeah it's a little bit
26:19scott oh sorry pop that back in there we go shame to miss it he's got his finger in his
26:24mouth that
26:24can't be good can it i'll have a squirt oh will you ever oh my god i would be howling
26:34yeah i would
26:35be howling by now oh god i don't think harry houdini could escape these eyes the great escape artist
26:43that's a great line i mean it's a bit dated but yeah oh i think that's just the gas
26:51that was like oh sorry sorry david sorry david sorry oh no i can't make it stop sorry don't make
26:57it sexual no no no you do oh david
27:04has it at all got in my beard just a smidgen this is so wrong what are we watching uh
27:13ever seen a
27:14little flick lady in the trap oh i think you'd have to take control of one yeah yeah okay
27:25oh my god
27:32my mouth isn't big enough there's always room for more jelly oh a bit of jelly
27:37good some not even a flicker right there we go um you've got to savour it does it taste funny
27:45it
27:45doesn't ever why aren't you laughing then david you need to have some of this jelly it is so good
27:51okay we need a really nice big bit there we go big bit here he comes here comes the airplane
27:55oh with
27:56circle in the runway oh here we go oh turbulence we're gonna stay in there this is like cctv footage
28:03of a
28:03nursing home
28:11banana you think so i yeah okay they say they're easier to peel from the counterintuitive ends i read
28:17that in the trades that lean in could have been amusing many hours ago yes but now that part of
28:25me
28:25has died it's gone it's gone can i tell you there's one minute to go
28:34eat it
28:45is it banana-y it's really good maybe the potassium
28:51if you like me oh yeah i do like you yes
28:56i don't want that because i really like you okay it's starting to become something of a fascination
29:06you want chips now we probably shouldn't have had dessert before the
29:09yeah as a savory pudding they're stone cold go on
29:12okay you can't like that okay we're gonna count down you have 10 seconds remaining 10 okay quick
29:24nine oh my days eight david seven
29:31six this has been such a nice experience five
29:35four how's this chip three
29:39three two one wow amazing incredible
30:01okay it goes to the tiebreaker
30:04oh what happens whoever's calls the most cards is the winner the most laughs who's caused the most
30:11laughs is it sam or dave okay it's come down to this a tie break doors
30:20hey jimmy gentlemen if you'd like to join me on the stage thank you thanks very much you've both
30:27played an incredible game one of you will be declared the winner of last one laughing
30:35and i can tell you the person that caused the most laughs today is
30:43whoa sam
30:49he's gone bright red
30:54sorry i was just chadwicking
31:02david mitchell
31:06thank you very much
31:12we have to say for all of the bleakness at the end
31:37i am delighted to win and i think that shows a want of character in me but i was very
31:43pleased
31:44what was the closest you came to laughing today um alan carr just when i would check him out
31:48sometimes he would really crack me up yeah i came close quite a few times early you were both
31:54absolutely unbreakable i kept thinking this driver was telling me about we're going up in foster care
31:59it was like really harrowing and i've just been thinking about that to get to this place
32:05is david mitchell a worthy winner absolutely the guy is a pro roisin come through with the others and
32:10the trophy oh wow
32:16i'm really pleased that david won he did so much
32:20and on the strength of his singing and dancing alone i think he deserved it
32:26oh
32:26oh
32:27here they are
32:29hello i've had a lovely day i loved it oh my god
32:34it went to the mitch and i think he was very very flipping solid all the way through you're
32:41entertaining you're making other people laugh but you're solid yourself absolutely worthy of the trove
32:49well done he was funny he was sharp he was just really good entertainment so i'm really pleased
33:01that was uh last one laughing uh season two david mitchell is the winner i mean they're all winners we've
33:07had a tremendous time
33:08whoo
33:10oh
33:14david's a formidable force just because of his wit
33:17and his brain well done david nice job it was just a terrifically funny group of people
33:23I was honoured to be in their company, to be chosen alongside them.
33:29It would just have genuinely felt, oh, this is nice.
33:34That's our show, everyone.
33:36Thanks for watching. Good night.
33:59Good night.
34:23Good night.
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