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The Young Offenders S05E01 (2026)
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00:03I bet you're wondering what we've been up to.
00:06Well, in some ways, things are not much different than they ever were.
00:10Dads, that's not very civic-minded.
00:13Have a little pride in your city, you bawly pricks.
00:21In other ways, and I'll do my best not to exaggerate,
00:25but things are completely fucking minted.
00:31Why can't you pull yourself together by seriously?
00:35Why are Jock and me dressed as two gorgeous pears?
00:38Let me explain.
00:40You may recall that Jock got arrested in a Colombian airport
00:42because the South American guard had didn't like his dress sense.
00:46It turns out Colombian prisons aren't as nice as they make out of the prison brochures.
00:52But after four years of being kicked in the balls 23 hours a day,
00:55Jock managed to swing himself a job in the prison kitchen.
00:58And that's where his luck changed.
01:01Jock had a natural flair from aching imprimatis, impunatis, impahammis, whatever the fuck they're called.
01:06And the whole prison ended up loving him.
01:09And Jock's luck didn't end there.
01:11The prison guards all got stoned one day and, well, they left the gate open.
01:17Jock didn't realize that he only had three days left in his five-year sentence.
01:21Jock always was a lucky bastard.
01:24Well, that is apart from the 23 hours a day being kicked in the balls.
01:27And his dead man.
01:28And his alcoholic prick of an old fella.
01:30But apart from that, Jock is pretty much the luckiest fella in the universe.
01:35As soon as he was in the clear, Jock did the one thing any sane man would do.
01:38He found a barber's and got himself a normal bazar.
01:41After that, Jock directed his way through the Colombian jungle for three long days.
01:48Until he realized he'd been going around in circles and the prison was only 20 minutes from the coast.
01:53When he got to the port, he stowed away on a ship heading to Ireland.
01:58On the boat, Jock met another stowaway who agreed to let Jock borrow his phone.
02:01In return for something that Jock never wants to speak about ever again.
02:06I was at home making myself useful when I got a call.
02:18Coyle, Coyle, Coyle, Coyle.
02:19Wait, it's Jock.
02:20Jock!
02:21Listen, boy, I'm after escaping, okay?
02:23I'm somewhere along the Colombian Irish Sea or something, okay?
02:26But you have to meet me on the coast.
02:28So I dropped what I was doing and legged it to the coast.
02:33I was sitting around waiting there all day.
02:38No sign of Jock.
02:40Not there.
02:42There.
02:43But then, Jock.
02:44Jock!
02:45Right, boy!
02:46There he was.
02:48His swimming had gotten much better.
02:50He must have been getting lessons in the Colombian jays.
02:53Jock, boy!
02:54Jock!
02:55I miss you, boy!
02:56I miss you!
02:57Me and Jock are hard men, so we don't show too much emotion.
03:00You look incredible!
03:00Boy, you haven't aged the day!
03:02I got you a gift.
03:03You got me a gift?
03:05I sent you a chip stick.
03:06Well, Reid, you know, we can actually get these in Central now.
03:11Yeah, that's it, boy.
03:12Boy, did you swim all the way here?
03:14No, boy, I got a lift.
03:15I got a lift?
03:34I got a lift.
03:35I'm dead!
03:36I'm dead!
03:37I get a lift!
03:37I'm dead!
03:38I'm dead!
03:38I'm dead!
03:39I'm dead!
03:40I'm dead!
03:41I got a lift!
03:53I have a lift!
03:55I'm dead!
03:59What?
03:59I hate to hear these clothes!
04:00Why we've no time for a medicine hour, eh?
04:02When it comes to getaways on bicycles,
04:05myself and Jack are the undisputed experts.
04:10We might be a bit rusty.
04:13We're stuck, we're stuck, we're stuck.
04:14Come on, get off, get off.
04:16Right, we'll go over here and we'll figure out where...
04:18where the next...
04:22What's wrong with you?
04:23What's wrong with you?
04:24Yeah.
04:25What's wrong with you?
04:26What's wrong with you?
04:27Kind.
04:29What?
04:30Come on, you pull yourself together, boy.
04:32Crying away there, like.
04:33This must be the happiest day of our lives.
04:35Like, I'm back.
04:36I'm crying because it is the happiest day of my life.
04:38What?
04:39I think I'm just overwhelmed with emotions, like...
04:42My best friend in the whole world
04:44and I haven't seen you in years.
04:46Boy, I missed you too, boy.
04:48Boy, you're my best friend in the world, boy.
04:51Boy, I missed you, like.
04:53Okay, here, boy.
04:54Now we're gonna go back home,
04:56into Cork now, okay?
04:57And we're gonna show them that nothing,
04:59absolutely nothing has changed.
05:01Connor and Jock are back.
05:02Ha-ha!
05:03Yes, buddy.
05:05Nothing has changed.
05:06I needed to tell Jock that lots of things have changed.
05:09The thing is, Jocky,
05:11lots of things have changed, but I'm not a bad boy anymore.
05:15I need to grow up and become a man.
05:17We've changed.
05:18You've changed.
05:19Boy, I was in prison in Colombia.
05:21Do you not think I've changed?
05:22I learned that you can't trust anyone but yourself,
05:24and if you want to be rich and successful in this life,
05:27you've got to cheat and manipulate the system.
05:29And I learned the Spanish word for toilet paper.
05:32I approve it.
05:33Papel hygienico.
05:35Spanish for toilet paper.
05:37Shit.
05:38Boy, the only way for people like us to make it in this life, boy,
05:41is to be criminals like we always were.
05:43Jock, where's your sense of adventure gone?
05:45You can't have a sense of adventure and be a grown-up.
05:48Everyone knows that.
05:49What? Who told you that, boy?
05:50Look, I'm back now, all right?
05:52You just forget about everything and listen to me, okay?
05:54You've changed.
05:56Exactly.
05:59Shit.
06:00No, I...
06:00Ah, Jock!
06:02Close!
06:03I have no idea where we are.
06:05Where are we?
06:09I don't think Cork is this way.
06:10You tell me, boy, you're supposed to be the grown-up,
06:13or I haven't got a clue, boy.
06:14Oh, yeah, this grown-up thing's working out wealthy, is it?
06:16Stop, hurry.
06:18Why don't we try that stupid-looking house out?
06:21The roof of this house is mink.
06:24All right.
06:25Right, okay, let's do this.
06:26Hey, Jock, Jock, what are you doing?
06:27What?
06:28Smashing the window in.
06:30Why don't we just knock on the door and see if they'll help, boys?
06:33Watch out, just two fellas in dresses in the middle of the door
06:35knocking on the door.
06:36Yeah, good point.
06:38Wait, I have an idea.
06:43Well, just a couple of stags, and a stag do,
06:46and we've got spit up from the other stags, all right?
06:48Do you want a stag?
06:49Your stag, yeah.
06:50All right, that's a really good idea.
06:55The mounds are new.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:58You can actually get your point across,
06:59and there isn't so much profanity.
07:01What the fuck is profanity?
07:03Oh, it's just a password for swearing.
07:05Hey.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:08Sorry, look.
07:11Here you go.
07:12Ah, hello, ladies.
07:16What are you doing around these parts?
07:19Well, well, we're not actually ladies.
07:21We're just two fellas in dresses.
07:23Oh!...
07:24Niall's only messing with you.
07:26Sure, we could see that your fellas all along.
07:29The Ronnies are a dead giveaway.
07:31Have you looked at yourself in the mirror recently?
07:34We're on a stag.
07:35My stag? This one.
07:37The old balling chain.
07:38And where's the rest of your stag party?
07:42Yeah, we'll have to actually get spit up from them.
07:45It's a nightmare, so it's just us.
07:47Where are they, actually?
07:49Diego and Juan.
07:52I'm Diego.
07:53Right, so that makes me...
07:56Juan.
07:57Juan.
07:58Right.
08:00Could we use your phone, by any chance?
08:02Just to get a lift, and then we'll be out of your hair.
08:03Oh, of course, lads. Come on in!
08:06Come on in!
08:07Come on!
08:08Thank you so much.
08:10What?
08:12Diego and what?
08:12Juan?
08:13Yeah, boy, we've two fake names.
08:14We've been chased by the guards.
08:16Juan?
08:17Yeah, they're the first names that came into my head.
08:19I don't know my name.
08:20Juan.
08:21Juan.
08:22Where's Columbia?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Ah, come in!
08:28Come in!
08:29Come in!
08:29Come in!
08:30You're very welcome.
08:32You're very welcome.
08:33Sorry about the mess.
08:35We were just, er...
08:36Sprinkly.
08:37Sprinkly!
08:39Yeah, woofer.
08:40Juan and Diego.
08:41Yeah.
08:42They're a queer couple of odd names for fellas from Cork, aren't they?
08:47Yes, Deirdre.
08:48Deirdre's the name of a priest's housekeeper who has leg ulcers and smells of wet coats.
08:53Says Niall.
08:54That's just Neil spelt wrong.
08:56Like a wanker.
09:00My dad was a big fan of Diego Maradona.
09:03Oh.
09:04You know him?
09:05Guy the elder here.
09:06So he called me Diego after him.
09:08Yeah.
09:08Yeah.
09:09And my dad was a big fan of numbers.
09:15Of course.
09:16So he named me what?
09:18What?
09:19So if you have a phone, we could use a phone and then we'd be gone.
09:23Of course.
09:24Of course.
09:25I think it might have been misplaced and all the spring cleaning.
09:29I told you, Deirdre, didn't I, that today wasn't the day for spring cleaning.
09:33Well, we wouldn't have to spring clean if you weren't such a revolting pig, would we,
09:38Niall?
09:39Shut up!
09:43So who is the lucky lady then?
09:47Yeah, sure.
09:47It's this Björd.
09:48Linda Walsh is her name.
09:51Ah.
09:52She's actually a childhood sweetheart of mine.
09:55So we're getting married and it's quite beautiful.
09:58So now we're hoping to start a family and she's actually off the pill.
10:02So I'm just going 90.
10:05So Linda Walsh is going to become Linda McSweeney.
10:08Yeah, that's right.
10:08Oh, Juan and Linda McSweeney.
10:12Isn't that sweet?
10:14It is.
10:15Very sweet.
10:16A bit weird.
10:18Where are my manners?
10:20Why don't I fetch you some tea and cake to celebrate?
10:24Niall, why don't you and Diego find the phone and Juan and I will put the kettle on.
10:31The phone is great.
10:32Come on.
10:33Come on.
10:33Come on.
10:34Come on.
10:35This way.
10:38I always keep the Delph handy in case we have visitors.
10:42But we never do.
10:43I don't know why.
10:44Weird, darling.
10:46Come in.
10:47Come in.
10:50Sit down.
10:56Tell me this.
10:58Is Juan a good friend of yours?
11:01Yeah, he's my best friend.
11:02Well, then it is your duty to stop him.
11:05You mustn't let him get married.
11:07So, Juan, you think you're ready to get married?
11:12Yes, yes.
11:14100%.
11:14And you're sure this Linda's the one?
11:18No, I'm Juan.
11:19Juan.
11:20He thinks he's being like a grown-up.
11:23What do you think?
11:24No, I think he should be a bad boy.
11:27Like you?
11:27Yeah, like me, yeah.
11:28Believe it or not, I used to be a bad boy.
11:33Are you sure?
11:35Do you love her?
11:37Is she the one?
11:38As sure as I am Juan, she is the one.
11:43Well, as long as you're sure.
11:46Are you sure?
11:48I settle down and let a woman clip my wings.
11:53Is that what you want to happen to Juan?
11:56No.
11:58No, definitely not.
11:59I'll drink to that.
12:03Where'd you get that from?
12:04If you are going to settle down with someone, let me give you a piece of advice.
12:08Make sure you have plenty in common.
12:11Lots of shared interests.
12:13You wouldn't know you'll have a lot of shared interests?
12:15None whatsoever.
12:18That's why our marriage is a living purgatory.
12:21Well, that and the fact he thinks it's common to wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
12:27Well, some people just grow apart.
12:31Everyone has to grow up with some pint.
12:33Exactly.
12:35Ah! Tea time!
12:37We made a pot, lad!
12:40Oh, we've got the cans!
12:46What?
12:47Did you find the phone?
12:48No, I've been having the bit of crack with Diego.
12:52And you don't think you could have had the crack and looked for the phone?
12:55Ah, jeez. Will you stop your nagging you?
12:57I'm not nagging, okay?
12:58Oh no, it does sound a little bit like nagging.
13:01Who rattled your cage? Keep your nose out of their business.
13:04I'll tell you who rattled my pissing cage! You bloody did!
13:10That's because I'm the only one in this relationship with any sense of responsibility.
13:15Oh, sound familiar?
13:17The only thing you're responsible for is dragging me down to your boring level!
13:24Oh, sound familiar?
13:25I'm the only one in this relationship that wants to keep it on track.
13:30I mean, you don't even want to have sex with me anymore!
13:33Sound familiar?
13:34Oui. No, no. Not that one.
13:36Cedra, I'm 76!
13:39I don't want to have sex with anyone anymore!
13:43Well, now, would you please stop nagging me?
13:45Hey, listen, boy, all right? I don't nag you!
13:49Ah, boy, that's all you do. Listen to yourself.
13:51You can't be a grown-up and have a sense of adventure.
13:54What's that? That's nagging.
13:55Boy, it is time you grew up!
13:58I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore, Jock!
14:01Look at us! On the run from the guards again!
14:04With these two strangers wearing dresses!
14:06Jock! On the run from the guards!
14:07Who, Jock?
14:09Juan just called you Jock?
14:10No.
14:11Are you going to see Nile?
14:12Oh, he definitely did.
14:13God, see, Conor, look what you've done!
14:15Conor!
14:16What the...
14:16You just...
14:17God, God, Jesus Christ!
14:19What's going on here?
14:21So, if you're on the run from the guards and you're in our house, does that make us hostages?
14:27Can I make something very clear, all right?
14:29No one here is being kept as a hostage.
14:31All right, Jock.
14:38What?
14:42What?
14:42What am I after doing?
14:43I'm looking after Jock, okay?
14:44Sorry.
14:45How exactly?
14:46Because now we have two hostages.
14:48Boy, we used to be fun.
14:50Petty criminals.
14:51Oh, you want a bike?
14:51Yeah, we'll rob a little bike.
14:52You want some jellies?
14:53We don't have enough money, we'll rob a few jellies.
14:55All right?
14:55Well, now we've taken hostages.
14:57You just relax.
14:58Relax, okay?
14:59We're going to find a phone, make a phone call, and then we're home and dry by.
15:03All right, we'll find a phone, so in this absolute keep of a hoax.
15:06That's great.
15:07E.C.P.
15:10Well, I didn't know that was going to happen.
15:13Yes!
15:14Don't answer him, don't answer him.
15:15Don't answer him, boy.
15:16Don't answer him, boy.
15:18Don't answer him.
15:19Don't answer him.
15:20Shh, shh.
15:23Hello?
15:24How you know?
15:26I've been seeing two young fellas around, have you?
15:30No, no.
15:31I haven't seen two boys dressed as women on the run.
15:38I'm cooking for my wife, dear.
15:41Tell him you're bald.
15:42I'm still bald.
15:44Okay, if you see any, would you just let us know?
15:47Yes, have a good evening.
15:48Bye.
15:48Hey.
15:50That sounded nothing like him.
15:52That sounds like you, doesn't it?
15:53No, didn't he?
15:53Yes?
15:54Come on in, boys.
15:57Who are we calling?
15:58Call Mairead.
15:59She'll know what's through.
16:00What?
16:01We can't call Mairead, boy.
16:03She'll kill us, boy, and then he'll arrest our corpses.
16:06All right, good point.
16:08To the girls?
16:09You can't call Siobhan.
16:10I'll be stink, boy, will you?
16:11I'll never get to see Star again.
16:12You're not making this easy.
16:14We'll come up with someone good, then, boy.
16:17Billy.
16:19What?
16:19Billy Murphy?
16:20Yeah?
16:20What?
16:21Absolutely.
16:21Are you joking, boy?
16:22No way.
16:22He's a psycho.
16:23We don't have his number anyway.
16:24Oh.
16:25So come on.
16:25Think of someone else.
16:28I actually have his number on me.
16:30How can you have it on you?
16:31You don't have any pockets.
16:33Billy Murphy, BFF.
16:34Is that permanent?
16:37Are you serious?
16:38You were gone for five years.
16:39Why, BFF?
16:40I tried to hear it for you, but I didn't know what to do.
16:43Why are all his numbers crossed out?
16:44Yeah, because he kept losing his phones.
16:46We had to get new numbers.
16:47He'd do it to me in my sleep with a tattoo gun.
16:49He meant what?
16:50He did that when you were sleeping.
16:51Yeah.
16:52Yeah, but he's not well in the head.
16:54Jeez, boy, of course you're not ringing him.
16:55Absolute psychopath.
16:56He's a psycho, is he?
16:57Yes.
16:57Billy, he's a psycho.
16:58That's funny, because you're the one who's back in Ireland only two minutes, and we already
17:02have the guards chasing us, and we have two pensioners hostage.
17:05Oh, boy, will you just relax, please?
17:07Relax.
17:07Five minutes, just relax.
17:08How am I meant to relax?
17:10I'm going to end up back in prison, and I'm probably going to burn in hell because of
17:13you.
17:13Boy, you just...
17:14Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
17:15Do your hating on your own.
17:17I'm on my own now.
17:18I might.
17:18You're on my own, I might now, yeah?
17:20Yeah?
17:20Yeah?
17:21Yeah?
17:21Yeah?
17:21Yeah?
17:22Yeah?
17:22Yeah?
17:24I saw a thing on the internet that said if you take a load of LSD, you can rewire your
17:29brain
17:29so any of the bad shit that happened to you doesn't cause you to make bad decisions.
17:34Finally, a bit of peace.
17:35I think it'll take all the LSD in Ireland to sort Jock out.
17:42It's the guards!
17:43Come out!
17:44With your hands up!
17:45We know you're in there!
17:47It's the guards, boy!
17:49Jock!
17:49He's got me to me, boy!
18:01Hello, guard!
18:03How are you?
18:04Can you?
18:04Can you stop banging?
18:07I need to concentrate on cleaning my head!
18:12That's a pretty good impression.
18:14But it's not now.
18:15Come out!
18:16Put your hands up!
18:19If you don't back off, I've got hostages in here and I killed them all!
18:25Hostages?
18:26I've never had hostages before.
18:30Hostages might have to come on Dublin about this.
18:32I'm not going back to come on me!
18:33I'm not going back to come on me!
18:34Tick!
18:34Tick!
18:35Tick!
18:36Tick!
18:40What's that now?
18:40What are you doing?
18:42What are you doing?
18:43What are you doing?
18:44What are you doing?
18:45What are you doing?
18:45I'm going to be quiet!
18:45I'm going to gather my talk!
18:52I don't have any thoughts!
18:54Do you have any ideas?
18:56Where are we going?
18:57Where are we going?
18:57Where are we going?
18:58One at a time, please.
19:00One at a time.
19:01What are you saying?
19:02What are you doing?
19:08I said, of course you don't know what I'm saying. I've a gag in me mouth.
19:13Okay. Do you have any ideas?
19:15No, of course I haven't.
19:17Great, thanks.
19:18No, no, wait. I do have something to say.
19:22Yeah, we'll make it quick, okay?
19:24I just want to say that if all this goes bad, I love you, Niall.
19:32I mean, you're an anion prick and you stink and you don't clean up after yourself and we don't have
19:38sex.
19:39But we've been through everything together.
19:43And somewhere along the line, we just lost our way.
19:48When we were young, it was just the two of us on a great big adventure together.
19:54Screw everyone else. It was just us.
19:56We were Butch Cassidy and Sundance, Zig and Zag, Biddy and Miley.
20:04And I'm sure that that's still there underneath all the shite we've been through.
20:13It's always been just you and me, kid, against the world.
20:18And I love you.
20:24That's really beautiful, dear Jay.
20:26It's almost like you could have been talking about me and Con there.
20:29I wasn't talking about you and Con.
20:31I was talking about myself and Niall.
20:36We might need backup.
20:39Down the stairs, you know, like we normally do.
20:42Deirdre's right, boy.
20:44I love you, Jack O'Keefe.
20:46I love you, Connor McSweeney.
20:51Boy.
20:53Sorry.
20:55You were all good.
20:56You were right.
20:57All right.
20:58I was right.
20:59You were right.
21:00Well, Nick, not about the hostages in line to the guards.
21:04Or when you were going to pick up the knife and stuff.
21:06You were wrong about all of that.
21:07That's all right.
21:08Just a bit angry from PTSD in Columbia, I don't know.
21:10That's all right.
21:11The rope kind of hurt my wrist.
21:12Sorry, Biddy.
21:13It's okay.
21:14But you were right about me.
21:17Why, I'm Connor McSweeney.
21:21Connor of Connor and Jack.
21:23From now on, I'm going to be a bad boy forever.
21:27Yes, boy.
21:28Yes, boy.
21:29Yes, boy.
21:31Bad boy.
21:32Bad boy.
21:33What you going to do?
21:34What you going to do?
21:35What you going to do?
21:35What are you doing for you?
21:37What?
21:39What are you saying?
21:42Ah.
21:44Ah.
21:44I was saying, why am I the only one with a gag in your mouth?
21:50Oh, yeah.
21:50Sorry.
21:50I was getting to you.
21:51Well, now that I've got your attention,
21:52I've got something to say.
21:55Huh?
21:55I love you too, Tertra.
21:58And your little speech has given me a raging boner.
22:04We're not your enemies, boys.
22:06No.
22:07Who are the enemies around here?
22:09The guards.
22:10The guards, the guards, we hate them.
22:12We hate them.
22:13I despise them bastards.
22:15If you hate the guards as much as us.
22:18We do.
22:18We do.
22:19Maybe you could help us.
22:21We're surrounded by them, lads.
22:24We might be surrounded.
22:25But I have a plan.
22:29One, two, three.
22:38Niall, is that you?
22:40Of course it's me.
22:42Have you gone away from the hostage takers?
22:45Hostage takers, you idiots.
22:48There are no hostage takers here.
22:50That was just me doing a voice.
22:52There's no way that was you doing a voice.
22:54Of course it was.
22:57This is me doing it again now.
23:00And this is my normal voice.
23:03And this is me doing the voice again.
23:06And this is me in my normal voice.
23:09Why were you wasting our time doing all that?
23:12If you're telling the truth, can I just come in and have a look?
23:14Oh, no, no, no, no.
23:15I'm afraid Territ was in one of our moons.
23:18Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
23:19If I could just have a look.
23:21No, I'm afraid you can't.
23:23You know what we're supposed to do?
23:24I'll rip your head off and use it as a piss pot, you fat swacker.
23:28No, no, no.
23:33Everyone knows you're an asshole.
23:35Territ, stop that.
23:37We've asked up to get in there.
23:38Territ, this energy was fine.
23:41It was fine when you were a multi-care, but not now.
23:45Oi, he's going to be allowed and run home.
23:48Yeah.
23:49We even know where we're running.
23:52Soap.
23:53Clock is soap.
23:54I'll get you.
23:56Get stuck here.
23:58A fella I met in prison once told me that love makes you soft in the head and strong
24:02in the heart.
24:04If Nile and Deirdre are anything to go by, love just makes you angry and pissed off.
24:09But maybe that's okay.
24:10If you can scream at each other, tie each other up, still run off into the sunset, you might
24:15just be soulmate.
24:17Either that or fucking psychopath.
24:21Oh, no.
24:26Do you mind?
24:28We're getting our hole here.
24:31Can I just go for a wee before we go?
24:33Yes, Jack!
24:34Yes!
24:36Yes!
24:38Yes, mate!
24:40Yes, mate!
24:41Yes!
24:41Oh!
24:41Oh, my last!
24:43Oh!
24:44Oh!
24:45Oh!
24:45You're back, Kate!
24:45I'm back, mate!
24:47I'm back, mate!
24:48I'm back, mate!
24:48I'm back!
24:48I'm back, mate!
24:50Yes!
24:50Yeah!
24:52Let's show Cork what he was missing, Kate!
24:55Let's see.
24:55What you gonna do?
24:56What's you live here now?
24:57Yeah, because of Nile.
24:59Nile?
25:00Who's Nile, boys?
25:01Go on, bro.
25:01Bye, bye, bye.
25:03What you gonna do?
25:04You, you, you.
25:05Bye.
25:05Bye.
25:07Where the hell have you been?
25:08You're supposed to be babysitting.
25:15I got you these, though.
25:17Columbia.
25:19See ya.
25:20You know, you can get these in the centre or down the road.
25:24Really?
25:24We're late.
25:25We gotta go, right?
25:26That's why I think I'm crying.
25:27Jesus!
25:27That's from going to a Colombian prison!
25:29Oh, hey!
25:30Oh, Jesus!
25:31Sorry, ghosty, is she?
25:32Nice dresses, lads.
25:34All right.
25:34Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, or what you gonna do when they come for you?
25:40Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, or what you gonna do when they come for you?
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