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Babies S01E05 (2026)
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00:05There's no loo roll. There's no loo roll. Didn't you order any? Lisa! There's no bloody
00:19loo roll. Lisa! I thought we had some in the cupboards. Jesus Christ. I got tea all over
00:45me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got burning hot tea all over my hand. Come on, move. Get back
00:51to your car. He pulled out. You can't move, Nick. Come on. Let's go. Let's get in the car.
01:07Should be on the cup seat while driving. You pulled out. Oh my god. Are you actually
01:11kidding me? Wait, guys! They say it'll dry it enough, so... Well, everything crossed.
01:17Yes. It's been such a long time since we had some sun. It's been unbearable. Sorry going
01:25on about the weather. I've been in this country too long.
01:34Where are you? See if you can work it out. What are you doing? I'm flying a kite. Get out
01:53of bed,
01:54come on. Dinner's ready. I'm alright. You can't just lie in bed. Is that what I'm doing? Sorry,
02:04I'm such a lazybones. Fucking come on. What the fuck are you doing? Just come and have your dinner.
02:09It'll burn my mouth. Well, you can fucking blow on it then, couldn't you? I spent all that time
02:15cooking, and now you're just... Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away
02:18in the kitchen. What? Just come and have your dinner. Oh my god, what's wrong with you?
02:21What's wrong with you? What the fuck's going on?
02:36My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete.
02:42Stephen. Stephen. Stephen.
02:46Until the book left unfinished
02:55When you move to kiss me
03:02Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:07Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:19Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:28And I, I just can't believe
03:32I found someone the same as me
03:47I'm going to ask him
03:52I'm going to wait
03:53It's the last word
04:02To get up
04:04And I guess how good
04:05It's the last word
04:06But he doesn't want to stop
04:07He's the last word
04:08And I'm not, I'm not
04:10But he's the last word
04:11The last word
04:14Hey. This is great. I'll send someone down for you. Fantastic. Thank you.
04:43Great setup you've got here. What a view. Wow. Amazing. No, it's great to see you at last. Thanks for
04:56inviting me. I just, I told work I had a family emergency. They were like, go, go. So, here. Yeah,
05:03they were like, go, go, family over everything. So, yeah, they'll believe anything.
05:16I'm pregnant. You're the father and I'm leaving you.
05:24Sorry? I'm pregnant. You're the father and I'm leaving you. I thought I should tell you to you first.
05:34What are you doing? I'm pregnant. You're the father. All right, don't show it again.
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon. Can you stop talking like a robot?
05:46You're like, I appreciate this. I appreciate that. It's hilarious.
05:54You were on the pill. Were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill? You never asked me
05:58if I was on the pill.
06:00You fucking what? You just assumed I was on the fucking pill, Dave.
06:04Oh, so you're a liar now as well. Okay, right. That's interesting.
06:09Yeah. Wow. Okay. No, that's very interesting because I trusted you, but no, you have to break my trust.
06:16Wow. Okay. Probably never trust anyone ever again.
06:20I'm actually, I'm seeing a whole other side to you, actually. So, thank God I'm getting out while I still
06:24can.
06:27Just, just, have a think. For a moment.
06:32You, uh, yeah.
06:37What kind of person is told that they're going to be a father and responds like this?
06:49Yeah. Well done. Very clever.
07:08You'll need me in Singapore.
07:10This is weird, Dave.
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman, especially a beautiful woman, to have a struggle in that
07:15environment,
07:16or, like, any environment, because of the patriarchy and, um, everyday sexism and that thing that you said men do,
07:22when their eyes keep glancing at your tits.
07:23You're not coming to Singapore.
07:26Okay. Um, look.
07:28Pregnancy's actually a really hard time for them.
07:31We're splitting up.
07:31Mentally, so let's sleep on it.
07:32We're splitting up, Dave.
07:34I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore.
07:38I...
07:39They're really excited for me.
07:42But no.
07:43You want to let all those people down.
07:45Wow. Okay.
07:46That's interesting.
07:47Yeah, no, that's very interesting.
07:48Says a lot.
07:52You are destroying your son.
07:55Here we go.
07:56You're trivial, you're selfish,
07:58and your atheism is cheap, lazy, and pretentious.
08:01Oh, go and cry to Jesus, you fucking moron.
08:07Go to church with your ugly fucking family.
08:10Go on.
08:10Okay.
08:11Your mum is a fat bitch.
08:14You will never find a man who loves you like I do.
08:44Okay.
08:47So, tell me in your words why you're here.
08:52Look, we've had three miscarriages
08:55all in the past 14 months
08:58and with different variations of horror.
09:05And I think we just...
09:10I don't know.
09:11Why are we here?
09:14Yeah, no, I think it's just the same, really.
09:24Alicia's been finding it really hard, so...
09:28It's important, I think, for us to come here
09:35and try and sort some of this out for her.
09:38Yeah, it'll be fun.
09:41And what do you hope to get out of it?
09:47I just want to help her, really.
09:49I'll do anything.
09:51And I said that, haven't I?
09:53All done.
09:54But what do you hope to get out of it for yourself?
10:00I just like her to feel that she's able
10:04to move forward from it all
10:09and then we can start trying again.
10:15What about for you?
10:19I just told you what for me.
10:23I told you what I want for me.
10:25I told you, like, three times.
10:27I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again.
10:42Shall we stay in and watch a film on Saturday?
10:45How long does that make us?
10:48Past it.
10:57Is this Danish film?
11:00Yeah, bear with me.
11:02Sounds great.
11:04It's about this couple whose house grounds down.
11:08Really selling it to me.
11:11Yeah.
11:11But I've heard it's really good.
11:15And...
11:30Danish film about what?
11:31A couple whose house grounds down.
11:58Okay, so, one, it's Danish.
12:00It gets good reviews.
12:02Those fuckers will have anything if it's foreign.
12:04Me wiping my arse will get a good review
12:06if I did it in Danish.
12:07And two, they're house grounds down.
12:10I think that's real Saturday night film, isn't it?
12:13I just thought it might be interesting.
12:15Oh, did you?
12:16A little film about house grounds down
12:18might be interesting.
12:19Okay.
12:19That's real Saturday night.
12:20That's real Tess Daly shit.
12:23We don't get Tess Daly sitting there
12:24on a Saturday night fucking...
12:27What's the husband called?
12:30What's the husband called?
12:32Lisa?
12:33What's the husband called?
12:36What's the husband called?
12:37What's the...
12:38Let's go.
13:25Oh, you're looking great.
13:27Oh, thank you.
13:28You guys always look amazing.
13:30Oh.
13:31We get younger every year.
13:33Oh, I don't know about that.
13:34I do.
13:34Garage door.
13:36Yes.
13:36No, I was looking at it from the outside.
13:39We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41Have a look, if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No.
13:52Yeah, it's our, um...
13:54I remember.
13:55It's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah.
13:57There's a few bits of Harry's in there.
13:59Some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02Yeah, we're happy to keep it.
14:03It doesn't take up any room.
14:05But I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:08Oh.
14:23I'll, um...
14:24I'll take it.
14:25Yeah.
14:28Thanks.
14:29Mum won't want the lamp.
14:31No worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:38It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43You love the seasons.
14:44Yes, the turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car on there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48It's fine most of the year.
14:49And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great.
14:53I've heard good things.
14:54Oh, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh, no, it's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done with the house.
15:11Been a game changer.
15:16Electric.
15:18Yes.
15:19Yeah, we were thinking of making the switch.
15:20I think once the infrastructure's in place, a lot more people will.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:42I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry.
15:51I promise you.
15:54It was just a sort of, um...
15:59Like a drawn-out fling.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:03It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you, I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:13And then I wake up, and...
16:17And I'm alone.
16:21I'm so lonely, Richard.
16:23I miss him so much.
16:24I promise you.
16:29I miss him every second of every day.
16:33I promise you.
16:35I promise you.
16:53I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise
16:54you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I
16:54promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you,
16:54I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise
16:54you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I
16:54promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you,
16:55I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise
16:56you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I
17:04promise you, I promise you, I
17:26I don't know.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56Are you alright then?
17:57I'm alright.
17:58Of course I'm alright, eh?
18:01Getting a few beers inside you'd be more than alright.
18:04Get out of here, boys.
18:11I'm gonna drink half of the day I've had.
18:17It's a paddle.
18:19Haven't had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement.
18:22Looked like quite a simple one.
18:24It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined up.
18:32So, he knows he's gonna be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:36You call ahead.
18:39This is Babel.
18:42He turns up, 40 minutes late.
18:46And the client's furious.
18:48Obviously.
18:52Right.
18:53We'll see you up there.
18:54Yeah.
19:15Here we go.
19:22How's your week been?
19:23Let me sit down first.
19:25What do you want to sit down for?
19:26Oh, it's my bones.
19:27I'm getting old.
19:28You're old, what am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last spin.
19:35Oh, he'll carry you home.
19:37That one's it.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39That's enough for you, more like.
19:41Alright.
19:41Oi.
19:43Oh.
19:43Damn.
19:44I'm not taking this.
19:45Hold on.
19:47Come on mate.
19:48You're killing me.
20:18Oh, sorry.
20:28Oh.
20:28No.
20:33Wrong glass.
20:34Yeah, I noticed that.
20:36I asked for the branded ones but, uh,
20:37It's an infectious flavour.
20:39Yes.
20:39It's an infectious flavour.
20:40It's a completely different.
20:40Ooh.
20:40waiting for a reason, didn't I?
21:02That's Lisa.
21:05Let me have a drink first.
21:07Good.
21:08Starting to worry about you.
21:11Hmm.
21:13Ah, Lisa's good, yeah.
21:17Pregnant?
21:20Nope.
21:24Ah, it's all good.
21:27Her parents are over.
21:28Hmm.
21:29Great.
21:30Yeah, a bit of company, eh?
21:31Yeah, they'll have a nice chat.
21:33Slagging you off.
21:34Here's Bernie.
21:37Yeah.
21:40No, they're going for a curry, so.
21:42Nice, yeah.
21:42Bit of food, bit of company.
21:45Yep.
21:45Time will do the rest, eh?
21:46Oh, totally, yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:59And how are you?
22:03Great, yeah.
22:05Great.
22:06Yeah.
22:07All good.
22:08Fantastic.
22:09Yeah.
22:09Great.
22:14Yeah, nah, it's...
22:16It's all diet.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:23But...
22:23It's all good.
22:24Eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Obviously,
22:33some days can be a bit like...
22:34Ah!
22:36Yeah.
22:39Give me air of here, give me air of here.
22:42Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:45Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:46But, uh,
22:47chin up, eyes forward, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:52Keep calm, carry on.
22:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:55I love those posters.
22:56Ooh.
22:58Yes, yeah.
22:59Keep calm, carry on.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:03Yeah.
23:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:06You can get it in, like, a cup.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Cups, t-shirts, posters.
23:11Amazing.
23:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:16Oh, cheers.
23:18Oh, cheers.
23:19Sorry we haven't cheersed, yeah?
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:21Sorry.
23:22No, no.
23:23My bad.
23:23Should have fallen before, eh?
23:25Stand as a slip in, my son, eh?
23:26Stand as a slip in.
23:31Get a few of these down, us, eh?
23:33Oh, that would be rude not to.
23:43Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:51Ha, ha.
23:51Ha, ha, ha.
23:51Ha, ha, ha.
23:51Ha, ha, ha.
23:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:57and they'd sort of like rent pa services from us but i don't worry it's fantastic
24:02i've said it before it's a fantastic idea thanks but i do worry all your ideas are fantastic
24:08no no i sit there all day and i think i wonder what my lovely lease is doing now
24:15what exciting things are happening you succeed in everything love we're very proud your work
24:20your lovely marriage everything's going so well for you is everything i've read the food
24:26it's delicious it's absolutely perfect no it's incredible no thank you no it really is i've
24:31never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life
24:40honestly dad i've rinsed her not just for her money either
24:48can you hear me
24:50i was just saying i fucking i've got it every day
24:57yeah i can hear yeah can you hear me dad
25:12yeah so uh thanks for meeting up
25:16i uh i just thought it'd be good to to go through this again
25:20um not sure i handled it very well the first time
25:26um i think i'm quite instinctive as a person and oh sorry carry on
25:35thank you
25:38i think i'm quite instinctive um as a person
25:42i act on my instincts um which is a good thing
25:45uh and i was kind of um ambushed with like three pieces of bad news
25:51so you you can't judge a person for how they respond in in moments of high tension
25:56i mean you just can't it's like a scientific fact i've done experiments
26:01and uh i suppose like to be honest you have kept this from me
26:08you know not just me being banned from singapore um which i guess you've been plotting for a while
26:14uh but the uh the pregnancy thing you could have told me at any point
26:21and you have kept that from me too
26:24and i mean that's
26:26you haven't really covered yourself in in glory to be honest
26:30sorry is this an apology
26:33uh what do you mean
26:34well it's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology
26:38but the content of an attack
26:44you're the one who's splitting us up
26:47yeah
26:49you're the one who made me go all the way to your office
26:52which by the way was fucking mental
26:56this isn't a constructive response amanda
27:02well this is interesting
27:11you do know that my mum's dead don't you
27:14well okay so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead
27:20fucking hell
27:20come on i'm joking i'm joking
27:23you take everything so seriously lighten up
27:25i've got something really important i need to tell you
27:53an hour
27:55they were meant to be here literally one hour five minutes ago
27:59they've stood you up
28:00uh yeah thanks kelly
28:01i mean who does that
28:03who leaves their mate waiting for an hour
28:05guess they just know how boring you are
28:08fucking cheek
28:09can you believe this kelly she's calling me boring
28:13and i thought me and you were getting on
28:16the important thing
28:20you're going to be ok
28:23oh
28:23oh
28:23oh
28:23oh
28:23oh
28:44Oh, my God.
28:54Oh, my God.
29:25Oh, my God.
30:13Oh, my God.
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:28Yeah, not having this conversation on a Saturday night.
30:44Seriously?
30:46What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because
30:49her ass burnt down.
30:58Do you want to watch her come now?
31:06You said he was all good.
31:07You said he was all good.
31:09You said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do?
31:13Tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey, Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20You said he was all good.
31:21You said he was all good.
31:23You said he was all good.
31:23You didn't dish us up.
31:37You said he was all good.
31:40You said he was all good.
31:53He said he was all good.
31:57Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
32:02Wow. That's rude.
32:04Of course he said he was fine. He just tells you what you want to hear.
32:09Don't shake your head at me.
32:12Can I eat my dinner?
32:13Is that a crime too, that's one of you to eat my dinner?
32:17Can I breathe? Is it OK if I breathe?
32:19Oh, my God, you're such a dick.
32:20You are being very rude.
32:22Sitting there shaking your head at me.
32:24I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night
32:28to have this conversation.
32:34You having some more?
32:36You both know you're having it for breakfast.
32:38So what's the point every Saturday where you tell me to have some more
32:43when we both know you ordered it extra so you could have it for breakfast?
32:46Which actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
32:51This is what happens when I'm polite.
32:52Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
32:54Great. Fine.
32:56I won't bother in future.
33:05I know what you're trying to turn this into.
33:07Am I going there?
33:08Yeah, of course you're not.
33:09Leave us again.
33:10Oh, are we not?
33:11No.
33:11Tell me you don't think about her.
33:15We're not doing this.
33:16Oh, you're fucking bollocks, Kevin.
33:18Tell me you don't think about her.
33:20You spend your whole life trying not to think about her,
33:22which is the same thing as thinking about her.
33:25That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
33:28That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
33:30And you were weird at Erin's wedding.
33:31In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
33:34Because every time you look at the bride,
33:36you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
33:38You're thinking,
33:40that's what our daughter would have looked like
33:41on her wedding day.
33:45Just fucking admit it, you prick.
33:52Just fucking say something.
33:55I am not having this conversation.
33:57Great.
33:58Fuck yourself.
34:03Where are you going?
34:05Up your ass.
34:07I'm not letting you leave.
34:08What are you doing?
34:10I am not having Stephen take us back there.
34:13It's not happening.
34:14It's not happening.
34:15So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
34:18Do you even remember how mad you were?
34:21With your fucking happy pills.
34:23And your parents being fucking idiots.
34:26And your trips to the grave.
34:27And me worried every time you leave the house
34:30in case you lose your fucking nut again.
34:36You were bonkers, Fatty.
34:38You were a fucking loon.
34:43I'll see you later.
34:45Can't drive.
34:46Hey, you've been drinking.
34:47Fuck yourself.
34:49I'm sorry, Fatty.
34:50You can't drive.
34:51You've been drinking.
34:53You've been through what your son's going through
34:55and you can't even talk to him about it.
34:57You can't drive.
34:58What is it you're avoiding?
34:59What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes?
35:02You can't drive.
35:03You've been drinking.
35:06You can't drive, Fatty.
35:07You've been drinking.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:14You're all right?
35:32You alright?
35:37You wanna love one?
35:39Yeah.
36:00You're out of taxidermy or not? He's the scent of you.
36:10I'll see.
36:12Don't worry.
36:55So what do you think of her?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah?
37:13I thought it was right up and down earth.
37:15You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23You reckon it's lyrical?
37:25Of course they do.
37:28Elegyic.
37:29Yeah.
37:31So you're scared to admit they're bald.
37:37Don't love anything with subtitles.
37:45You died again?
37:53You died again.
38:19So what else do you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about what it showed about like a couple going through like change or
38:34loss or you didn't like how it showed it or
38:45It was all so happy yourself.
38:48Yeah it was.
38:51Yeah, so slow.
38:53Yeah.
38:53Right up its own arse.
38:56And the bloke was annoying.
39:30You found the bloke annoying?
39:36Yeah.
39:38He's so annoying.
39:42In what way?
39:46You found him annoying didn't you?
39:49Of course he was annoying.
39:50The whole film was annoying.
39:55But what did you find annoying about him?
40:02What was it about him specifically you found annoying?
40:13Do you wanna stop texting?
40:14Yeah, yeah.
40:15There he is.
40:18There's my dad talking.
40:30He keeps asking if I'm all good.
40:49Look.
40:51In that situation, the house burnt down, she's lost like all the stupid art stuff.
40:58The husband's job is to be there for her.
41:00Look after her.
41:02And he said he's going around making it all about him.
41:05He lost a load of stuff too.
41:07No, I've got to compare to that.
41:22So, he's crying, having a breakdown or whatever, but what does that achieve?
41:30He's allowed to cry.
41:33No, I know he's allowed to cry.
41:34Of course he's allowed.
41:35Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
41:37Yeah, listen.
41:42Okay.
41:45When stuff happens to us, for example, it's not for me, it's like, well-o, is it?
41:52It's not me that lost the baby, it's you that happened to you.
41:55It's you that had to have the whatever.
41:58Well, I've got to keep, like, positive, head up, eyes open, move forward, keep calm, carry
42:05on.
42:06I'm just, like, keeping on with my life.
42:11It's you that had to actually deal with the, like, the physicality.
42:23But it did happen to you.
42:26That wasn't my body, was it?
42:30It wasn't my body that had to go through all that.
42:32Because they were your babies.
42:37No, listen to what I'm saying.
42:39They were your babies.
42:43You're not listening to me.
42:44They were your babies.
42:45Can you just let me speak?
42:47Is that okay?
42:48Don't get annoyed at me.
42:49I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:51Okay.
42:52I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:55I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:58I only had to deal with, like, the disappointment, if you want to call it that, and, like, the crisis
43:07in the moment, which is fine.
43:09I was fine with that.
43:10And there is a level of, like, readjustment, I guess.
43:14They were your babies.
43:20But what I'm trying to say is I didn't have to...
43:22They were your babies.
43:25Can you stop saying that?
43:26They were your babies, though.
43:28Why are you being so annoying?
43:31Jesus.
43:34They were your babies.
43:37We made three babies together.
43:39And they all died.
43:43It's okay to wallow.
43:46It's okay if you don't know what to do.
43:48It's okay to be broken.
43:51Your babies died.
44:15And try to put your babies inside your fetus.
44:19Thanks for assuming the only twins can be left out and slops the whole story.
44:21What's wrong with them?
44:35I'm good. Sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:40Fucking hell, no. Sorry.
44:43It's okay if you need to...
44:45I'm good, honestly.
44:48Honestly, my point is, okay, can you not interrupt me, please?
44:53Because it's, like, really annoying.
44:56I'm trying to, like, say something and you're just like...
45:05They're all, like, serious and sad and crying and stuff.
45:10And, oh, boo, here we go, see a therapist.
45:13Spending 100 quid an hour, whatever it is,
45:15these fucking people pay,
45:16but what they're actually missing is he's a mug.
45:22A mug?
45:23Yeah, he's a mug.
45:24Okay.
45:26He's all like, oh, yeah, great.
45:28We're married. It's all going to be fine.
45:30Let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best
45:32and be, like, happy and smiley
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after.
45:36But he hasn't got a clue.
45:37He hasn't got a fucking clue.
45:39That's what they never show.
45:41They have to make him all serious and important,
45:45but the guy is just a mug.
45:46He's a child.
45:47He's pathetic.
45:50He's embarrassing.
45:53He's embarrassing.
46:15You better get used to an early start
46:17when you have the baby.
46:21Yeah, I'm off a little early to work.
46:24Yeah, but how early?
46:26Four or five?
46:27Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep, is it?
46:30Not always.
46:31Okay.
46:35A TENS machine?
46:36Yeah.
46:37I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina.
46:42Don't worry about the epidural.
46:43She's got a TENS machine.
46:46Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum, for the birth.
46:49TENS machine?
46:51Okay.
46:52I'm just imagining the miswives.
46:55Don't worry about the epidural.
46:57She's got a TENS machine.
46:59Yeah.
46:59It might need more than a TENS machine, you know.
47:02Well, that's what I've been telling her.
47:04I think it's just the way you went about it.
47:10Making me go all the way to your office.
47:14And I know, I could have done a lot of things differently, but...
47:19Do you know when you cook back a burger from frozen
47:21and the outside's all warm and cooked
47:24and the middle gets still solid ice?
47:27That's you.
47:38Where the hell have you been?
47:40Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:42Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:43No, I've been tracking you.
47:46I saw you, Gavin.
47:47You stopped at Chicken Cottage.
47:50Don't lie to me.
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes,
47:56your car paused outside Chicken Cottage.
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken.
48:03I'm done.
48:04I'm free to do any time.
48:13I'm done.
48:15There you go.
48:18I want to make you listen to chicken І,
48:18which do I can make for free.
48:18I understand.
48:18There you go.
48:19There you go.
48:19There you go.
48:19You'll see.
48:21There you go.
48:24Go ahead.
48:27There you go.
48:55So, let's get started.
49:03Found this.
49:11Yeah, there's some real classics in there.
49:16I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could sing some if you...
49:27Did you get a minute?
50:10Hey, how's work?
50:13That was a long one, wasn't it?
50:16Where's your leg?
50:27Hey!
50:29Hey!
50:30Hey!
50:45Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
50:47Yeah, sorry.
50:49No, sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finish it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:56No, sorry it's me. I'm all over the place.
51:10Oh, sorry.
51:11Stay here.
51:12What the fuck?
51:13Oh my God.
51:14Oh, what?
51:15You said you're hungry.
51:20You're just dating, so I'm self-talking.
51:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
51:25You just dating so I'm self-talking.
51:34Okay, there's no way you're saying this without saying this.
51:40No one.
51:45Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
51:52You're talking to me.
51:55It's like quarter to five and she calls me in.
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
52:06Mentally, I'm already in the car.
52:09She calls me in and says we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
52:16That is so boring.
52:20Right, that literally couldn't be any more boring.
52:23There's only six of us in the office.
52:25You did HR policy last year then.
52:27Eleven months ago.
52:29There's only six of us work there.
52:31Why do we need a HR policy?
52:33What's that?
52:35Eleven months ago.
52:38Check out my emails.
52:40There's only six of us work there.
52:43You did HR policy last year then, yeah?
52:49You know what?
52:52You did HR policy last year.
52:55The dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
53:02And you've stopped the day with a little syllable.
53:08Left unfinished.
53:14When you move to kiss me.
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