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00:00We started with ten comedians
00:03It's like the first day of school
00:04And just one rule
00:06Do. Not. Laugh.
00:10Are you doing bubble right?
00:12Or burp.
00:13Oh!
00:14Or squirt sausages at a nice old lady.
00:17Oh dear.
00:18But one by one, they're cracked.
00:20No!
00:21Whoa, snap!
00:23Ten has become four.
00:26I've got to give you a red card.
00:29Oh!
00:31His eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer.
00:40Who will go the distance
00:42And be the last one laughing?
00:44Okay, that was definitely a laugh.
00:57Oh, my God.
01:12We'll see you later.
01:12Well, I don't want to show you a bunch of pleasant SCP.
01:13Well, that's hilarious.
01:26I don't want to contend with us all the guests.
01:27New Englandcommons are all the first-Ú concept ofン
01:27We're going to go Sudden Death.
01:30Oh, wow.
01:31OK.
01:33We've not got much time left.
01:35If anyone laughs, it's a red card.
01:37Ooh.
01:39What are you doing there, Jimmy?
01:41I've got to go.
01:42I've got to be quick.
01:44Hey, yo.
01:45That's very good.
01:45Look at him, Gan.
01:46Doors.
01:48Doors!
01:49For fuck's sake.
02:00Jimmy, as I live and breathe.
02:07Do you want a hand, Jimmy?
02:09I'll be OK.
02:15If they didn't laugh at that, they're not going to laugh at anything.
02:18No, no.
02:22You're really happy, aren't you?
02:24I might just leave that there.
02:26Doors.
02:30He's left his freaking little sofa thing.
02:42Oh, dear.
02:44No, I think.
02:45That's your little proof.
02:47Did you see that I bumped into the door?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Oh, I thought I styled it out.
02:51No, no, no, no, no.
02:53It was a little panic in your voice as you went,
02:56Doors!
02:58Doors!
02:59Doors!
03:00That was so good.
03:02God damn it.
03:08Bob's going to get a song.
03:11Is that his laptop?
03:12Yes.
03:15Love song, darling?
03:16Yes, please.
03:17Would you join me?
03:19I'd like to tell you about my true feelings for you.
03:26So just relax, yeah?
03:28Just wrote a few words for you.
03:34You are the love of my life, would you one day be my wife?
03:42Because if you would, I would give up the booze, tend to your crops, and sterilize your loo, both of
03:54those things I would do for you.
03:57Because you are the love of my life, you are the hobbit I adore, I'll buy you meat and what's
04:10more.
04:11If we were together, I'd stop drinking bitter, I'd polish your shoes and mend the leak in your shitter, both
04:22of these things I would do for you.
04:25Because you are the love of my life, thank you.
04:32I hope in some way that helped.
04:34It did help.
04:35Yeah.
04:35That was very moving, and I liked the way you rhymed bitter and shitter.
04:40That's...
04:41I couldn't think of anything else.
04:43I think David Mitchell might be unbreakable.
04:45David, have you ever dropped a Bible onto, like, a dog or something?
04:55Not onto a dog.
04:57You're pretty certain that you've got a good grip when it's a religious text.
05:00Well, I'm carrying a Bible, yeah, I think you probably do, I probably do accord it.
05:04Favourite shape?
05:06Favourite shape, square.
05:07Nine bits of advice?
05:08Nine.
05:10Is it our target, David?
05:13Or try and get your tax bill done early.
05:16Don't smoke.
05:18Er, don't tell people not to smoke.
05:21Er, learn to drive.
05:24I wish I'd learned to drive.
05:25Do you not drive?
05:26David, it's not to live, my friend.
05:28No, but that wouldn't, you know, a bit of practice on that wouldn't be a...
05:34She went at spin!
05:36Do you want to have a go, Dave?
05:37I mean...
05:38It's quite fun.
05:39Is it?
05:39Yeah, it's great.
05:40David on a poof is fun, isn't it?
05:41It's good.
05:43Well, that's true.
05:44You know what I mean?
05:44There we go.
05:45There he goes.
05:48I'm going very tentatively.
05:50Go through the gap.
05:51I can't really steer.
05:52Right, here's Ramesh's rap book.
05:55Read us.
05:56Okay, let's have a look.
05:59Come on, right.
06:01I think David's playing a good game.
06:02He's going to try and take them all out.
06:04Yeah.
06:04It's a lovely treat, isn't it?
06:06It's how you dreamed of your rap spoons performed.
06:08Banned from Kiss Chase, this is called.
06:11David finding my rap book, I mean, even saying the words as a 47-year-old father of three,
06:17my rap book, please smash me in the face.
06:20It was like somebody finding a pair of your skiddy underpants.
06:24My romantic struggle started early.
06:27When I was eight, the whole class played Kiss Chase and I was banned from participating.
06:31Do it in a rap way, though, David.
06:32It was in a rap way.
06:39My romantic struggle started early.
06:42Is that more rap?
06:43That was deep rap, yeah.
06:44Yeah.
06:45Go deeper, Dave.
06:47David might go.
06:48David might go.
06:50My romantic struggle started early.
06:53When I was eight, the whole class...
06:54It doesn't scan.
06:56It's the introduction.
06:57It's not the actual, you know.
06:59The whole class played Kiss Chase and I was banned from participating,
07:03mainly by the kids, but the teacher admitted they had their reasons.
07:07Sorry, this is just an introductory paragraph to the rap.
07:14This makes a lot more sense.
07:15Go on, Dave.
07:16Kiss Chase, kiss Chase, please kiss my face.
07:19You'll need to slow down, though, I'm not good in a race.
07:22Kiss Chase, please kiss me, although I am smelly.
07:25I struggle with B.O. and don't watch under my belly.
07:28That was hard.
07:29High drop.
07:31Sorry, I'm not taking the blame for that.
07:34David Mitchell could read a Kendrick Lamar lyric and ruin it.
07:41PHONE RINGS
07:43PHONE RINGS
07:44Can I...
07:45Oh, I have...
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:47Hello?
07:48Oh, hi, Sam.
07:49Could you get David to do his Joker, please?
07:52Vladimir Putin has been assassinated.
07:54Who?
07:55It's time for David's Joker.
07:57My Joker?
07:58I think it...
07:59Yeah, I think they're just...
08:00Yeah, OK.
08:01Let's go.
08:02This way.
08:03He's got two Jokers.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:07This is so exciting.
08:09Do you want to have a waltz with me, Bob?
08:10Nope.
08:11OK.
08:12LAUGHTER
08:15Um, hello.
08:16Uh, sorry, just before I start,
08:19a bit of explanation about this one.
08:21I've worked with a lot of stand-up comedians over the years.
08:25Yeah.
08:26But I've never done stand-up.
08:27I feel I know you.
08:29I thought this would be a very trusting environment
08:31just to try it out.
08:33Oh, no.
08:35Anyway, just a bit of stand-up comedy from me, please.
08:38Good luck, Dave.
08:39Go for it.
08:39Go for it.
08:40Be supportive.
08:40Absolutely.
08:41OK, quick reminder, if anyone laughs, red card.
08:47Ladies and gentlemen,
08:49he hasn't tried stand-up before,
08:52so please give him a big hand.
08:55David!
09:00Uh, I know what you're thinking.
09:03Uh, David Mitchell's let himself go.
09:09Oh, is this thing on?
09:12Oh, fuck!
09:14Oh, fuck!
09:15Fuck!
09:17Fuck!
09:18Um, OK, yeah, so, um...
09:24I went on a dating app the other day.
09:28Um, as a result of which my wife has left me.
09:33Uh, in retrospect, I...
09:35I shouldn't have used her email.
09:37But, uh...
09:39Didn't want the spam.
09:46Uh...
09:47Cats and dogs.
09:48Um, so cats and dogs!
09:53They're overwhelmingly similar, aren't they?
09:56Domesticated mammalian quadrupeds.
09:58The lot of them.
10:00Bob? Bob?
10:02Bob's in trouble.
10:03So, no point in anthropomorphic...
10:05No point in anthropomorphic...
10:08Fundamentally, they're the same thing.
10:09They live in the house and they won't try to kill you.
10:12Oh, you know, although there have been terrible,
10:14terrible news stories.
10:15Let's just...
10:15No, move along.
10:18Hmm?
10:19Crowdwork.
10:20Um, crowdwork!
10:24Uh...
10:25Where...
10:26Where are you from?
10:28Middlesbrough.
10:28No, I'll keep the...
10:29Where are you from?
10:31Fuckingham?
10:32He said fuckingham!
10:35Honestly, what a...
10:37Fucking...
10:37Fuckingham where?
10:38Fuckingham fuckinghamshire?
10:42It's weird.
10:43Are you...
10:43Are you together?
10:44Not really.
10:45What are you doing with him?
10:50That's going nowhere.
10:54Um...
10:54So close to what I do, though.
10:59Observational stuff.
11:01Um...
11:01Okay, so...
11:02What about...
11:03What's the deal with assisted dying?
11:10Who wants assistance dying?
11:12It's the last thing you want.
11:14What's next?
11:15Assisted stubbing your toe?
11:18Assisted being late for work?
11:20Assisted stepping on a plug?
11:24Assisted falling over?
11:27Assisted...
11:27What other...
11:28Assisted being in a traffic jam?
11:30Assisted food poisoning?
11:36Assisted getting a bag back?
11:39Why do people want assistance dying?
11:42Hmm?
11:42It's a serious topic.
11:48No, obviously, you're quite right.
11:49There's, um...
11:50They're in a lot of pain, is the...
11:52The bottom line is it's...
11:53It's no existence for some people.
11:56Anyway, that's all I've got time for.
11:58Um...
11:59So have a great trip back to fuckingham.
12:04You idiots.
12:08Uh...
12:08Thanks, you've been a great audience.
12:10I'm David Mitchell.
12:11Good night.
12:13Well, that's the closest Bob's come.
12:16Yeah, definitely.
12:17It's not Alan Wood's yet.
12:18Sam's going to try and finish him off.
12:20Go on, Sam.
12:21I didn't mind that.
12:22I thought he was all right.
12:24I enjoyed that very much.
12:26He was good.
12:28He was extremely funny.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Bright future.
12:32I was right up my street.
12:34And he's very good.
12:38Where are you from, Middlesbrough?
12:40Fuckingham!
12:43You know, it's a few wrinkles to iron out.
12:46But please, I can book the O2, I think.
12:50No wrinkles as far as I was concerned.
12:53What sort of usually trickles your funny bird?
12:55He should have asked that six hours ago, shouldn't he?
12:59I like innuendo.
13:01I like a clever innuendo.
13:04Well, you're as dry as a divorcee's martini.
13:07A what?
13:09You're as dry as a divorcee's martini.
13:13What's the innuendo there?
13:19It's a simile?
13:20Yeah.
13:22Why would a divorcee have a particularly dry martini?
13:28Do you mean dry as in?
13:30Just sort of dry.
13:39Can I show you?
13:41Please do, Dave.
13:41Let's get close.
13:42Because I'm a bit worried.
13:44What's this?
13:45What's he got?
13:47There's a thing on the...
13:49Well, to put it delicat...
13:51It's on the bottom of my back.
13:53Mm-hmm.
13:55It's changed.
13:56Do you want me to investigate?
13:58Well, I've taken a picture.
13:59I just love your...
14:02Your opinion, really.
14:03Input.
14:03I mean...
14:05What do you think?
14:07There's this sort of...
14:09Metallic blue.
14:12It's sort of...
14:12You see the skin around it is disrupted.
14:15Do you want me to have a look?
14:16Well, just sort of zoom out a bit, maybe.
14:20Oh, actually, no, it's fine.
14:21Sorry, it's a...
14:22Hot cross bun.
14:23It's just a hot cross bun.
14:24Sorry, that's not the...
14:25Just a hot cross bun.
14:25It's just a hot cross bun.
14:26Sorry.
14:31This is it.
14:32This is it, you see?
14:33That's...
14:34Sorry, that's...
14:34Oh, sorry.
14:35That's just that's...
14:36You see?
14:36Oh.
14:37Oh.
14:38Oh.
14:39Looks to me like you've got luncheon meat of the back.
14:43Right, yeah.
14:44Yeah.
14:45Yeah.
14:49Bob immediately spotted it.
14:51And his luncheon meat, he's got up close with a lot of luncheon meat.
14:56He's probably woken up to that view.
14:58I'm so intimately involved with luncheon meats and spams that I knew straight away what I was looking at.
15:11Okay, I'm going back in there.
15:12Okay.
15:13I'll deal with this.
15:16Okay.
15:18Got to get in somehow.
15:20They're going to go head to head.
15:21Doors.
15:22Hey, oh.
15:23Hello.
15:24Who's in?
15:24Hey, Jimmy.
15:25He's not so happy, sorry.
15:27Bob, Mel, please join me on stage for a head to head challenge.
15:32We are going to test your knowledge of the animal kingdom.
15:36We are going to test your knowledge of the animal kingdom.
15:37What I'll let you to do is look your partner in the eye.
15:39It's a game I call Nature Calls.
15:42I'll let you to, in turn, look your partner in the eye and make the noise you think this animal
15:48makes.
15:50Mel, you're to go first.
15:52First, a coquettish bee.
15:55One moment.
16:05Okay.
16:07Bob.
16:09A drunk elephant.
16:16Okay.
16:22Bob.
16:24A drunk elephant.
16:25A sheep.
16:27Ba-ba.
16:30Ba-fucking-ba.
16:40Bob's going to go.
16:41Now they've both got twitches.
16:47Bob, a duck from Belfast.
16:49No.
16:53Crack.
17:02Greg?
17:04Sounds a bit Norwegian to me.
17:07He's been there, yeah.
17:08But he's based in Belfast.
17:11He's done the tour?
17:13Well-traveled.
17:15I was thinking Dutch.
17:17That was crazy.
17:18Definitely European.
17:20Greg?
17:21Greg?
17:22That's more Oslo than Belfast.
17:24I'd need more Belfast, Bob.
17:25Greg?
17:26That's definitely more Oslo.
17:29Greg?
17:31Oh, my God!
17:33How can you survive that?
17:36Okay, Mel?
17:38A Geordie monkey.
17:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:44Wha-oh-oh-oh!
17:48It is very good, that is what they sound like.
17:51Oh, that is so crap!
17:55Bob, a cool goat.
18:02Meh!
18:08Meh!
18:10Yeah, that was pretty cool.
18:12Mel, a flamboyant frog.
18:14Ribbit, ribbit.
18:20Ribbit, ribbit.
18:21This is very naughty.
18:23Ribbit, ribbit.
18:28Ribbit, ribbit.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Bob, easy one for you.
18:33A randy dolphin.
18:42It's very far away.
18:45Very far away.
18:47Can you come a bit closer, please?
18:49Really?
18:50No, no, the dolphin.
18:53Pardon me.
18:58Hiya, baby!
19:02Eee!
19:06Mel's gone.
19:07She's gone.
19:08No.
19:09No.
19:15You'd like to take your seats?
19:16We'll take a look at the clip.
19:17Having to do those animal noises at very, very close quarters with Mortimer.
19:23I think it was a quick bark of a laugh.
19:25It was like that.
19:26Couldn't pull it back and I knew I'd lost it then.
19:28That was extraordinarily fun.
19:30Let's take a look.
19:32Bob, easy one for you.
19:33A randy dolphin.
19:39Hiya, baby!
19:43Eee!
19:44Mel?
19:45I'm gone.
19:46Oh, Mel.
19:46That was a laugh disguised.
19:47It was fun though, wasn't it?
19:48It was brilliant.
19:50I loved that every...
19:52I don't want to go.
19:53I must go.
19:54You have to go, but you've done very, very well.
19:56Please come with me.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:58And then there were three.
19:59Thanks, Mel.
20:00We honour you.
20:01Okay.
20:02Guys.
20:02See you, Mel.
20:03Be strong.
20:04Doors.
20:09I thought you were out first.
20:11You did so well.
20:12I honestly thought you'd be gone in seconds.
20:17Well done!
20:19You did so well.
20:21Oh, God.
20:22Brilliant.
20:23You were so brilliant.
20:24I've done something permanent.
20:26Are you the witch?
20:27Mel survived the drunk elephant and the duck from Belfast.
20:31But the randy dolphin got her.
20:33It's game over for Gedroych.
20:36You ain't laughing, are you, Sam?
20:38I don't know what's going on.
20:39I think I have found his own.
20:41But I know what you mean.
20:43Well, I guess it answers the question,
20:45how long does it take me to go utterly mad in a room?
20:47Yeah.
20:49You are the love of my life.
20:52I will treasure that.
20:54And I'll hold you to it.
20:55I'm going to ask everyone, who do you think is going to win?
20:59Sam.
21:00Sam.
21:01Sam.
21:02Sam.
21:03Sam.
21:04Sam.
21:04Everyone's saying Sam.
21:06I'm going to go David Mitchell.
21:07Okay, let's restart the game.
21:08This is so fun.
21:12We're off again.
21:13Okay.
21:25Do you have a special name for a Wii that you do if you get up in the night?
21:31No.
21:32No.
21:32Not a special name.
21:35Bob's going for David now.
21:37Well, I do one regularly.
21:42Right.
21:44Could I recommend calling it a Chadwick?
21:48Chadwick's not bad.
21:48A Chadwick, yes.
21:50I'm just...
21:51Yeah, I'm just...
21:52Sorry, I was Chadwick.
21:53Just...
21:55Just Chadwick-ing.
21:59Bob, Jimmy.
22:09Fucking hell.
22:11I got you with Chadwick.
22:12Bob's gone.
22:13Okay.
22:19Another one bites the dust.
22:21Oh, Bob.
22:22No way!
22:24Doors.
22:28Hey, Jimmy.
22:29Oh, Bob.
22:30Take a look.
22:31Could I recommend calling it a Chadwick?
22:34Chadwick's not bad.
22:35A Chadwick, yes.
22:37I'm just...
22:38Yeah, just...
22:39Sorry, I was Chadwick.
22:40Just...
22:41Just Chadwick-ing.
22:49Fucking hell.
22:51That's the way to go?
22:53The champion has been defeated.
22:54Mr Mitchell did me.
22:56Did you with your own Chadwick?
22:58I got David Mitchell talking about his early evening movement.
23:04I think he just caught me off guard.
23:07It just made me laugh.
23:08Now, one of you has got more cards for other people than the other one.
23:12We've got five minutes remaining.
23:13If neither of you laugh in the next five minutes, the person who has caused the most laughs will be
23:18the winner.
23:18The laugh assassin?
23:19The laugh assassin.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Nice.
23:21Bob, come with me.
23:23Good luck, lads.
23:24Good luck to you.
23:25It's been a pleasure.
23:27Doors.
23:28I'll watch you, man.
23:28I think wherever you've been all my life.
23:30All right.
23:31Yeah, yeah.
23:31Sorry.
23:31I mean...
23:33Yeah.
23:34You did very well again.
23:35Not so bad.
23:36Yeah.
23:37Bronze.
23:37Bronze this time.
23:38Bronze.
23:39Yeah.
23:39That's good.
23:40The chat turned to late night wheeze, and Bob simply couldn't hold it any longer.
23:45Our reigning champion is out.
23:48Bobby!
23:49Bob Mortimer.
23:49Yay!
23:51Bob Mortimer, everyone.
23:53Bobby!
23:54Well done, Bob.
23:55Well done.
23:56Well done, mate.
23:57Thank you, Rob.
24:00Bob, come and take a seat over here.
24:03I've never been in here before.
24:04It's lovely.
24:05Nice.
24:05It's really soft.
24:06Lovely to have you.
24:07Let's restart the game.
24:09I've got this killer question I think is just going to do you, but I don't want to waste
24:12it if...
24:12No.
24:12There we go.
24:18David, how many emails do you get most days?
24:22Both are so incapable of an authentic chat, aren't they?
24:27Well, it varies.
24:28Maybe 20.
24:30Promotional or social?
24:32Oh, I don't get much spam.
24:34Mainly admin.
24:38This doesn't feel very natural conversation, does it?
24:41No, no.
24:42We're very different people.
24:44We are really different people.
24:47We're different, OK?
24:49And congrats for making it to the final two.
24:50Thank you, and you.
24:51I think it's nothing to sneeze at, you know?
24:52No.
24:53It's pretty awesome.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Yeah.
24:55Likewise.
24:56I think we've done...
24:58We've acquitted ourselves well.
25:00Dave might go, you know.
25:01I don't think Sam's going.
25:03Sam is invincible.
25:06I'm going back in.
25:07Go on, Jim.
25:09Good luck.
25:09Let's seal the deal.
25:10Good luck.
25:10Come on.
25:11What would you do if you were you?
25:12I would do mine.
25:13I think the shouting was kind of nice.
25:14Do you think we go back to the shouting?
25:16Yeah.
25:17OK.
25:17We've got to find a winner.
25:20Doors.
25:23They can operate that better than that puff.
25:27Hi, guys.
25:28Congratulations on making it this far.
25:31Yes.
25:31Please take a seat.
25:34As a special treat, I've got some delicious food for you.
25:38You can eat as much as you like, but there is a catch.
25:40You have to feed each other.
25:42Are you happy to do that?
25:43I'm happy to do that.
25:44Go for it.
25:45I couldn't survive this, could you?
25:47Not somebody feeding me, are they?
25:49And what's the policy on feeding frenzies?
25:52We're all in favour of it.
25:54Yeah, yeah.
25:54Doors.
25:55OK.
25:57Oh, my God, there's so many items there.
26:00What would you go for?
26:00I'd go hand on eclair, hand feed eclair.
26:04I think I would go eclair and then a proper actual mush.
26:10Do you like some squirty cream?
26:12Yeah.
26:18It's a little bit Scott.
26:20Oh, sorry.
26:20Pop that back in, there we go.
26:22Shame to miss it.
26:23He's got his finger in his mouth.
26:24That can't be good, can it?
26:26I'll have a squirt.
26:27Oh, will you ever?
26:31Oh, my God!
26:33I would be howling by now.
26:35I would be howling by now.
26:37Oh, God.
26:38I don't think Harry Houdini could escape these eyes.
26:41The great escape artist.
26:43That's a great line.
26:44I mean, it's a bit dated, but...
26:47Oh, I think that's just the gas.
26:51That was like...
26:52Sorry.
26:53Sorry, David.
26:54Sorry, David, sorry.
26:55Oh, no.
26:56I can't make it stop, sorry.
26:57Don't make it sexual.
26:58No, no, no.
26:59Whatever you do.
27:00Oh, David.
27:05Has it at all got in my beard?
27:07Just a smidgen.
27:09This is so wrong.
27:11What are we watching?
27:13Ever seen a little flick, Lady and the Trap?
27:16Oh.
27:17I think you'd have to take control of one end.
27:19Yeah, yeah.
27:19OK.
27:25Oh, my God!
27:32My mouth isn't big enough.
27:34There's always room for more.
27:35Jelly.
27:36Oh, a bit of jelly.
27:37Could some not even a flicker?
27:40Right.
27:41There we go.
27:41Mmm.
27:43You've got to savour it.
27:44Does it taste funny?
27:45Does it ever?
27:46Why aren't you laughing, then?
27:48David, you need to have some of this jelly.
27:50It is so good.
27:51OK.
27:51OK, we need a really nice big bit.
27:53There we go.
27:53Nice big bit.
27:54Here he comes.
27:54Here comes the aeroplane.
27:56Oh, with circle in the runway.
27:58Oh, here we go.
27:59Uh-oh.
28:00Turbulence.
28:00We're going to stay in there.
28:01This is like CCTV footage of a nursing home.
28:09Banana?
28:11You think so?
28:12Yeah, OK.
28:14They say they're easier to peel from the counterintuitive ends.
28:17I read that in the trades.
28:21That lean-in could have been amusing many hours ago.
28:23Yes.
28:24But now that part of me has died.
28:26It's gone.
28:29Can I tell you this?
28:30One minute to go.
28:34Eat it.
28:36Oh!
28:37Oh, my God!
28:39Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:44Oh!
28:45Oh!
28:46Oh!
28:46Oh!
28:47Oh!
28:48Oh!
28:49Oh!
28:50Oh!
28:52Oh!
28:53Oh, yeah, I do like you.
28:54Yes.
28:56I don't want that.
28:57Because I really like you.
28:59OK.
29:01It's starting to become something of a fascination.
29:06You want chips?
29:07No, we probably shouldn't have had dessert before the year.
29:09Yeah, as a savoury pudding.
29:11Yeah, of course.
29:11They're stone cold.
29:12Go on.
29:15You can't like that.
29:18OK, we're going to count down.
29:20You have ten seconds remaining.
29:22Ten.
29:23OK, quick.
29:23Nine.
29:25Oh, my days.
29:27Eight.
29:28David.
29:29Seven.
29:31Six.
29:32This has been such a nice experience.
29:35Five.
29:36Shit.
29:36Four.
29:37How's this shit?
29:39Three.
29:41Two.
29:41I've been blowing out hard for the other edition.
29:44One.
29:45One.
29:47One.
29:53Wow.
29:55Amazing.
29:56That's incredible.
30:01OK, it goes to the tiebreaker.
30:03Oh.
30:05What happened?
30:06What happened?
30:06Whoever's caused the most cards is the winner.
30:09The most laughs.
30:10Who's caused the most laughs?
30:12Is it Sam or Dave?
30:13OK.
30:14It's come down to this.
30:16A tiebreak.
30:17Doors.
30:20Hey, Jimmy.
30:21Gentlemen, if you'd like to join me on the stage.
30:25Thanks very much.
30:26You've both played an incredible game.
30:30One of you will be declared the winner of Last One Laughing.
30:35And I can tell you the person that caused the most laughs today...
30:42...is...
30:43Whoa, Sam!
30:46I can't leave that!
30:47Oh!
30:49Yes!
30:50He's gone right red!
30:54Sorry, I was just Chadwick-ing.
31:02David Mitchell.
31:06Thank you very much.
31:07Yay!
31:12We have a winner!
31:15Well done!
31:18Congratulations.
31:19Let me kiss you on your shoulder.
31:22Oh, he's so sweet!
31:25Now, how do you gents feel?
31:27That was quite insane.
31:29Because I think we disappeared into a place where there was no laughter.
31:34I have to say, for all of the bleakness at the end, I am delighted to win.
31:38And I think that shows a want of character in me.
31:42But I was very pleased.
31:44What was the closest you came to laughing today?
31:46Alan Carr.
31:47Just when I would check him out, sometimes he would really crack me up.
31:50I came close quite a few times early.
31:53You were both absolutely unbreakable.
31:56I kept thinking this driver was telling me about we're going up in foster care.
32:00It was like really harrowing.
32:01And I've just been thinking about that to get to this place.
32:05Is David Mitchell a worthy winner? Absolutely.
32:07The guy is a pro.
32:09Roisin, come through with the others and the trophy.
32:12Oh, wow!
32:15Yay!
32:16I'm really pleased that David won.
32:18He did so much.
32:20And on the strength of his singing and dancing alone, I think he deserved it.
32:27Ah, here they are.
32:29So fun.
32:30I've had a lovely day.
32:32I loved it.
32:33Oh, my God!
32:35It went to the Mitch, and I think he was very, very flipping solid all the way through.
32:41You're entertaining, you're making other people laugh, but you're solid yourself.
32:46Absolutely worthy of the trove.
32:49Well done.
32:51Thank you, everyone.
32:52He was funny.
32:53He was sharp.
32:55He was just really good entertainment.
32:58So I'm really pleased he won.
33:00Well done.
33:01That was Last One Laughing season two.
33:04David Mitchell is the winner.
33:06I mean, they're all winners.
33:07We've had a tremendous time.
33:09Yay!
33:14David's a formidable force just because of his wit and his brain.
33:17Well done, David.
33:19Nice job.
33:19It was just a terrifically funny group of people.
33:24I was honoured to be in their company, to be chosen alongside them.
33:30It was just a genuinely felt, oh, this is nice.
33:34That's our show, everyone.
33:36Thanks for watching.
33:38Good night.
33:49Have a great day.
33:58Good night.
34:03Have fun.
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