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After secret agent Michael Scarn is forced into retirement, the President requests that he prevents a golden-faced maniac from blowing up a football stadium full of hostages.
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00:01Michael's gone. Well, that is an interesting story.
00:08He was once the best secret agent in the business.
00:14I declare bankruptcy!
00:18That was years ago.
00:23Where is he now?
00:25Well, that's also an interesting story.
00:28It's your old enemy, Golden Face.
00:31He's after the NHL All-Star game.
00:33He's hitting a bomb somewhere in the stadium.
00:35I can't see it blowing up.
00:37Golden Face has taken all of the concession stand workers hostage.
00:41Skarn, will you find these hostages and save the game?
00:45What threat level is this?
00:47We're at threat level midnight.
00:50On your marks, get set, die.
00:58Oh, yeah!
01:01Threat level midnight.
01:03Makes all the girlies feel all right.
01:05From Madonna to Madeline Albright.
01:07Threat level midnight.
01:09It's a threat, a level, a level, level threat.
01:12He's the greatest huckus I've ever seen yet.
01:14Threat level what? Midnight!
01:16Threat level who? Michael's gone.
01:18Threat level why? Apartheid.
01:20Gotta fight it. Free Mandela. Peace, I'm out!
01:24That was not scripted.
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