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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
#drama #cdrama #romantic #love #movie #shortdrama #showhots #2026
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00:00We started with 10 comedians.
00:03It's like the first day of school.
00:04And just one rule.
00:06Do.
00:07Not.
00:08Laugh.
00:10Are you doing bubble right?
00:12Or burp.
00:13Oh!
00:14Or squirt sausages at a nice old lady.
00:17Oh dear.
00:18But one by one, they're cracked.
00:20No!
00:21Whoa, Sam!
00:2310 has become 4.
00:26I've got to give you a red card.
00:31His eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer.
00:40Who will go the distance and be the last one laughing?
00:44Okay, that was definitely a laugh.
00:57Hello.
01:22Dogs.
01:26levees in green escape.
01:27Doaks.
01:27We're going to go Sudden Death.
01:29Oh, wow.
01:31OK.
01:33We've not got much time left.
01:34If anyone laughs, it's a red card.
01:37Ooh.
01:39What are you doing there, Jimmy?
01:41I've got to go.
01:42I've got to be quick.
01:44Hey, old.
01:45That's very good.
01:45Hey, look at them guns.
01:46Doors.
01:48Doors!
01:49For fuck's sake.
02:00Jimmy, as I live and breathe.
02:07Do you want a hand, Jimmy?
02:09I'll be OK.
02:15If they didn't laugh at that, they're not going to laugh at anything.
02:18No, no.
02:22You're really happy, aren't you?
02:24I might just leave that there.
02:26Doors.
02:30He's left his freaking little safe, I think.
02:42Oh, dear.
02:44No, I think it's...
02:45What's your little proof?
02:47Did you see that I bumped into the door?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Oh, I thought I styled it out.
02:51No, no, no.
02:53It was a little panic in your voice as you went,
02:56Doors!
02:56Doors!
02:58Doors!
02:59Doors!
02:59That was so good.
03:02God damn it.
03:08Bob's going to get a song.
03:11Is that his laptop?
03:12Yes.
03:14Love song, darling?
03:16Yes, please.
03:17Would you join me?
03:19I'd like to tell you about my true feelings for you.
03:26So just relax, yeah?
03:28Just wrote a few words for you.
03:34You are the love of my life
03:39Would you one day be my wife?
03:43Cause if you would, I would give up the booze
03:48Tend to your crops and sterilise your loo
03:53Both of those things I would do for you
03:57Cause you are the love of my life
04:02You are the hobbit I adore
04:07I'll buy you meat and what's more
04:11If we were together I'd stop drinking bitter
04:16I'd polish your shoes and mend the leak in your shitter
04:21Both of these things I would do for you
04:25Cause you are the love of my life
04:30Thank you
04:32I hope in some way that helped
04:34It did help
04:35That was very moving
04:36And I liked the way you rhymed bitter and shitter
04:39Thank you
04:40I couldn't think of anything else
04:42I think David Mitchell might be unbreakable
04:45David, have you ever dropped a bible
04:47Onto like a dog or something?
04:55Not onto a dog
04:57You're pretty certain that you've got a good grip when it's a religious text
05:00Well I'm carrying out a bible
05:01Yeah I think you probably do
05:02I probably do accord it
05:04Favourite shape?
05:06Favourite shape, square
05:07Nine bits of advice
05:08Nine
05:09Nine
05:09So they're targeting David
05:12Um, uh, try and get your tax bill done early
05:15Don't smoke
05:18Uh, don't tell people not to smoke
05:23Learn to drive
05:24I wish I'd learned to drive
05:25Do you not drive?
05:26David, it's not to learn my friend
05:28No, but that wouldn't, you know, a bit of practice on that wouldn't be a
05:34She went at speed
05:36Do you want to have a go, Dave?
05:37I mean
05:38It's quite fun
05:38Is it?
05:39Yeah, it's great
05:40David on a pool face fun, isn't it?
05:41It's good
05:43Well, that's true
05:43You know what I mean
05:44There we go
05:45There he goes
05:48I'm going very tentatively
05:49Go through the gap
05:50I can't really steer
05:52Right, here's Ramesh's rap book
05:55Read us
05:56Okay, let's have a look
05:59Come on, right
06:00I think David's playing a good game
06:02He's going to try and protect them all out
06:03Yeah
06:04It's a lovely treat, isn't it?
06:05It's how you dreamed of your rap soon performed
06:08Banned from Kiss Chase, this is called
06:11David finding my rap book
06:13I mean, even saying the words as a 47-year-old father of three
06:16My rap book
06:18Please smash me in the face
06:20It was like somebody finding a pair of your skiddy underpants
06:24My romantic struggle started early
06:27When I was eight
06:27The whole class played Kiss Chase
06:29And I was banned from participating
06:30Do it in a rap way, though, David
06:32It was in a rap way
06:39My romantic struggle started early
06:42Is that more rap?
06:43That was deep rap, yeah
06:44Yeah, go deeper, Dave
06:47David might go
06:48David might go
06:50My romantic struggle started early
06:53When I was eight
06:53It doesn't scan
06:55It's the introduction
06:57It's not the actual
06:57No
06:59The whole class played Kiss Chase
07:00And I was banned from participating
07:02Mainly by the kids
07:04But the teacher admitted they had their reasons
07:07Sorry, this is just an introductory paragraph
07:09To the rap
07:13This makes a lot more sense
07:15Go on, Dave
07:16Kiss Chase
07:17Kiss Chase
07:17Please kiss my face
07:19You'll need to slow down, though
07:20I'm not good in a race
07:22Kiss Chase
07:22Please kiss me
07:23Although I am smelly
07:24I struggle with B.O.
07:26And don't watch under my belly
07:27That was horrible
07:29Mind drop
07:31Sorry, I'm not taking the blame for that
07:33David Mitchell could read
07:35A Kendrick Lamar lyric
07:37And ruin it
07:48Oh, hi, Sam
07:49Could you get David to do his Joker, please?
07:52Vladimir Putin has been assassinated
07:54Who?
07:55It's time for David's Joker
07:56My Joker?
07:58I think it, yeah
07:59I think they're just
08:00Yeah, okay
08:01Let's go
08:02This way
08:03He's got two Jokers
08:05Oh, my God
08:07This is so exciting
08:08Do you want to have a waltz with me, Bob?
08:10No
08:10Okay
08:15Hello
08:17Sorry, just before I start
08:18A bit of explanation about this one
08:21I've worked with a lot of stand-up comedians over the years
08:25But I've never done stand-up
08:27I feel I know you
08:28I thought this would be a very trusting environment
08:31Just to try it out
08:33Oh, no
08:34Anyway, just a bit of stand-up comedy from me
08:37Please
08:38Good luck, Dave
08:38Go for it
08:39Go for it
08:39Be supportive
08:40Absolutely
08:41Okay, quick reminder
08:42If anyone laughs, red card
08:47Ladies and gentlemen
08:49He hasn't tried stand-up before
08:51So please give him a big hand
08:55David!
09:00I know what you're thinking
09:03David Mitchell's let himself go
09:09Is this thing on?
09:12Fuck!
09:14Fuck!
09:18Um, okay, yeah, so
09:24I went on a dating app the other day
09:29As a result of which my wife has left me
09:33In retrospect, I shouldn't have used her email
09:39Didn't want the spam
09:46Cats and dogs
09:48So cats and dogs
09:52They're overwhelmingly similar, aren't they?
09:56Domesticated mammalian quadrupeds
09:58The lot of them
10:00Bob?
10:01Bob?
10:01Bob's in trouble
10:03So no point in anthropomorphic
10:05No point in anthropomorphic
10:08Fundamentally, they're the same thing
10:09They live in the house
10:11And they won't try to kill you
10:11Oh, you know, although there have been
10:13Terrible, terrible news
10:15Let's just, no, move along
10:18Hmm?
10:19Crowdwork
10:19Um, crowdwork
10:25Where, where are you from?
10:27Uh, Middlesbrough
10:28Sorry, no, I'll keep the
10:29Where, where are you from?
10:31Middlesbrough
10:31Fuckingham?
10:32He, he said fuckingham!
10:35Honestly, what a
10:36Fucking, fucking him where?
10:38Fucking him, fucking him, sure?
10:42It's weird
10:42Are you, are you together?
10:44Not really
10:45What are you doing with him?
10:50That's going nowhere
10:52Um
10:54Too close to what I do, though
10:59Observational stuff
11:00Um, okay, so
11:02What about, what's the deal
11:04With assisted dying?
11:10Who wants assistance dying?
11:12It's the last thing you want
11:14I mean, what's next?
11:15Assisted stubbing your toe
11:18Assisted being late for work
11:20Assisted stepping on a plug
11:24Assisted falling over
11:26Assisted, what other bad?
11:28Assisted being in a traffic jam
11:30Assisted food poisoning
11:36Assisted getting a bad back
11:39Why do people want assistance dying?
11:42Hmm?
11:43It's a serious topic
11:47Yeah, no, obviously
11:49You're quite right
11:49There's, um
11:50They're in a lot of pain
11:51The bottom line is
11:53It's, it's no existence
11:54For some people
11:56Anyway, that's all
11:57I've got time for
11:58Um, so
11:59Have a great trip
12:00Back to
12:01Fuckingham
12:04You idiots
12:07Uh, thanks
12:09You've been a great audience
12:10I'm David Mitchell
12:11Good night
12:13That's the closest Bob's come
12:16Yeah, definitely
12:17He's not out of the woods yet
12:18Sam's gonna try and finish him off
12:20Go on, Sam
12:20I didn't mind that
12:22I thought he was alright
12:24I enjoyed it very much
12:26He was good
12:27He was extremely funny
12:29Yeah
12:30Bright future
12:32I was right up my street
12:34And he's very good
12:37Where are you from, Middlesbrough
12:39Fuckingham
12:43You know, it's a few wrinkles
12:45To iron out
12:46But I can book the O2
12:49I think
12:49No wrinkles as far as I was concerned
12:53What sort of usually tickles
12:54Your funny bone
12:55He should have asked that
12:56Six hours ago, shouldn't he
12:59I like innuendo
13:01I like a clever innuendo
13:04Well, you're as dry as a divorcee's martini
13:07A what?
13:09You're as dry as a divorcee's martini
13:12What's the innuendo there?
13:19It's a simile
13:20Yeah
13:22Why would a divorcee have a particularly dry martini?
13:28Do you mean dry as in
13:30Just sort of dry
13:38Can I show you
13:40Please do, Dave
13:41Let's get close
13:42Because I'm a bit worried
13:43What's this?
13:45What's he got?
13:47There's a thing
13:48On the
13:50Put it delicately
13:51It's on the bottom of my back
13:53Mm-hmm
13:55It's changed
13:56Do you want me to investigate?
13:58Well, I've taken a picture
13:59I just love your
14:01Your opinion, really
14:03I mean
14:05What do you think?
14:07There's this sort of
14:09Metallic blue
14:12It's sort of
14:12You see the skin around it is disrupted
14:15Do you want me to have a look?
14:16Let's just sort of zoom out a bit
14:18Maybe
14:20Actually, no, it's fine
14:21Sorry
14:22It's a
14:22Hot cross bun
14:23It's just a hot cross bun
14:24Sorry, that's not there
14:24Just a hot cross bun
14:25It's just a hot cross bun
14:26Sorry
14:31This is it
14:31This is it, you see
14:33Sorry, that's
14:34That's stupid
14:35Oh, sorry
14:35Just that's
14:35You see
14:36Oh
14:37Oh
14:38Oh
14:39Looks to me like you've got
14:41Lunch and meat over the back
14:43Right, yeah
14:43Yeah
14:49Bob immediately spotted it
14:51And his lunch and meat
14:53He's got up close with a lot of lunch and meat
14:56He's probably woken up to that view
14:58I'm so intimately involved with lunch and meats and spams
15:04That I knew straight away what I was looking at
15:11Okay, I'm going back in there
15:12Okay
15:13I'll deal with this
15:16Okay
15:18Got to get in somehow
15:20They're going to go head to head
15:21Doors
15:22They are
15:23Who's in?
15:24Hey, Jimmy
15:25He's not so happy, sorry
15:27Bob, Mel, please join me on stage for a head to head challenge
15:30Okay
15:32We are going to test your knowledge of the animal kingdom
15:36What I'll let you to do is look your partner in the eye
15:39It's a game I call Nature Calls
15:41I'll let you to, in turn, look your partner in the eye
15:46And make the noise you think this animal makes
15:50Mel, you're to go first
15:53A coquettish bee
15:55One minute
16:05Okay.
16:07Bob, a drunk elephant.
16:16Fucking hell.
16:22Well, a Mafia boss sheep.
16:26Bye-bye.
16:30Bye-fucking-bye.
16:39Bob's going to go.
16:41Now they've both got twitches.
16:46Bob, a duck from Belfast.
16:49No.
16:53Crack?
17:02Crack?
17:04Sounds a bit Norwegian to me.
17:07He's been there, yeah, but he's based in Belfast.
17:11He's done the tour.
17:13Well-travelled.
17:15I was thinking Dutch.
17:17That was crazy.
17:18Definitely European.
17:21Crack?
17:22That's more Oslo than Belfast.
17:24I'd need more Belfast, Bob.
17:25Crack!
17:26That's definitely more Oslo.
17:29Crack!
17:31Oh, my God!
17:33How can you survive that?
17:36Okay.
17:37Mel?
17:37A Geordie monkey.
17:44Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
17:48It is very good.
17:49That is what they sound like.
17:50Oh, that's so crap!
17:55Bob, a cool goat.
18:02Meh!
18:07Meh!
18:10That was pretty cool.
18:12Mel, a flamboyant frog.
18:14Ribbit, ribbit.
18:20Ribbit, ribbit.
18:21Ribbit, ribbit.
18:21That's very naughty.
18:23Ribbit, ribbit.
18:28Ribbit, ribbit.
18:31Bob, easy one for you.
18:33A randy dolphin.
18:42It's very far away.
18:44It's very far away.
18:46Can you come a bit closer, please?
18:49Really?
18:50No, no, the dolphin.
18:53Pardon me.
18:58Hiya, baby.
19:06Mel's gone.
19:07She's gone.
19:08No.
19:09No.
19:14You'd like to take your seats?
19:16We'll take a look at the clip.
19:17Having to do those animal noises
19:19at very, very close quarters with Mortimer,
19:22I think it was a quick bark of a laugh.
19:24It was like that.
19:26Couldn't pull it back and I knew I'd lost it then.
19:28That was extraordinarily fun.
19:30Let's take a look.
19:32Bob, easy one for you.
19:33A randy dolphin.
19:39Hiya, baby.
19:43Mel?
19:45I'm gone.
19:46Oh, Mel.
19:46That was a laugh disguised.
19:47It was fun though, wasn't it?
19:48It was brilliant.
19:50I loved that every...
19:52I don't want to go.
19:53I must go.
19:54You have to go, but you've done very, very well.
19:56Please come with me.
19:57Oh, my daries.
19:58And then there were three.
19:59Thanks, Mel.
20:00We all need you.
20:01Okay.
20:02Guys, be strong.
20:04Doors.
20:09I thought you were out first.
20:11You did so well.
20:12I honestly thought you'd be gone in seconds.
20:16Well done.
20:19You did so well.
20:21Oh, God.
20:22Brilliant.
20:23You were so brilliant.
20:24I've done something permanent.
20:25I'm going to win.
20:27Mel survived the drunk elephant and the duck from Belfast, but the randy dolphin got her.
20:32It's game over for Gedroych.
20:36You ain't laughing, are you, Sam?
20:38I don't know what's going on.
20:39I think I have found his own, but I know what you mean.
20:43Well, I guess it answers the question, how long does it take you to go utterly mad in a room?
20:47Yeah.
20:49You are the love of my life.
20:52I will treasure that and I'll hold you to it.
20:55I'm going to ask everyone, who do you think is going to win?
20:59Sam.
21:00Sam.
21:01Sam.
21:02Sam.
21:03Sam.
21:03Sam.
21:04Sam.
21:04Everyone saying Sam.
21:06I'm going to go David Mitchell.
21:07Okay, let's restart the game.
21:08This sucks.
21:12We're off again.
21:15Okay...
21:25Do you have a special name for a we that you do if you get up in the night?
21:31No.
21:32No.
21:32not a special name bob's going for david now well i do one regularly
21:43right could i recommend calling it a chadwick
21:47chadwick's not chadwick yes i'm just yeah just sorry i was chadwick just just chadwicking
21:58come on jimmy
22:09fucking hell i got you with chadwick bob's gone okay
22:19another one bites the dust oh bob no way doors
22:28hey jimmy oh bob take a look could i recommend calling it a chadwick
22:34chadwick's not chadwick yes i'm just yeah just sorry i was chadwick just just chadwicking
22:49fucking hell that's the way to go the champion has been defeated mr mitchell did me
22:56did you with your own chadwick i got david mitchell talking about his early evening movement
23:04i think he just caught me off guard it just made me laugh now one of you has got more
23:10cards for
23:10other people than the other one we've got five minutes remaining if neither of you laugh in the
23:14next five minutes the person who has caused the most laughs will be the winner the laugh assassin
23:19the laugh assassin yeah nice bob come with me good luck lads good luck to you been a pleasure
23:27doors i'll watch you man i think where have you been all my life all right
23:31yeah yeah sorry i mean yeah you did very well again not so bad yeah bronze bronze this time
23:38burns yeah it's good the chat turned to late night wheeze and bob simply couldn't hold it any longer
23:45our reigning champion is out bob mortimer
23:51bob mortimer everyone hey thank you well done mate hey thank you bob bob come and take a seat over
24:01here
24:02i've never been in here before it's lovely nice nice it's really lovely to have you thank you let's
24:08restart the game i got this killer question i think it's just going to do you but i don't want
24:11to waste
24:12it if there we go david how many emails do you get uh most days both are so incapable of
24:24an authentic chat
24:25aren't they oh it varies maybe 20. promotional or social oh i don't get my spam mainly admin
24:38this doesn't feel very natural conversation does it no no we're very different people we are
24:44really different people we're different okay and congrats to making it the final two thank you
24:51i think there's nothing to sneeze at you know it's pretty awesome yeah yeah though likewise yeah
24:56i think we've done we've acquitted ourselves well dave might go you know i don't think sam's going
25:03in sam is invincible i'm going back in go on jim let's seal the deal come on what would you
25:11do if
25:12you were you i don't mind i think the shouting was kind of nice yeah we go back to the
25:15shouting
25:16yeah okay we've got to find a winner doors they can operate that better than that puff
25:27hi guys uh congratulations on making it this far yes please take a seat
25:34as a special treat i've got some uh delicious food for you you can eat as much as you like
25:39but there is a catch you have to feed each other are you happy to do that i'm happy to
25:43do that go for
25:45it i couldn't survive this could you not somebody feed him and what's the policy on feeding frenzies
25:51uh we're all in favor of it yeah yeah doors okay oh my god there's so many items there what
26:00would
26:00you go for i'd go hand on eclair hand feed eclair i think i think i think i would go
26:06eclair and then
26:07a proper actual mush do you like some squirty cream yeah
26:18it's a little bit scott oh sorry just pop that back in there we go shame to miss it
26:23he's got his finger in his mouth that can't be good can it i'll have a squirt oh will you
26:28ever
26:28turn oh my god i would be howling yeah i would be howling by now oh my god i don't
26:39think harry
26:39houdini could escape these eyes the great escape artist that's a great line i mean it's a bit dated
26:45but oh i think that's just the gas
26:51that was like oh sorry sorry david sorry david sorry oh no i can't make it stop sorry don't make
26:57it sexual no no no whatever you do oh david
27:04has it at all got in my beard just a smidgen this is so wrong what are we watching uh
27:13ever seen a
27:14little flick lady in the trap oh i think you'd have to take control of one yeah yeah okay
27:32my mouth isn't big enough there's always room for more jelly oh a bit of jelly
27:37good some not even a flicker right there we go hmm we've got to savour it did it taste funny
27:45it
27:45doesn't ever why aren't you laughing then david you need to have some of this jelly it is so good
27:51okay we need a really nice big bit there we go big bit here it comes here comes the airplane
27:55oh
27:56with circle in the runway oh here we go this is like cctv footage of a nursing home
28:11banana you think so yeah okay they say they're easy to peel from the counterintuitive ends i read
28:17that in the trades that lean in could have been amusing many hours ago yes but now that part of
28:25me
28:25has died it's gone can i tell you there's one minutes ago
28:33i don't want to go eat it
28:36oh
28:37oh
28:37i'm bored
28:44oh is it banana-y it's really good maybe the potassium
28:51if you like me oh yeah i do like you yes
28:56i don't want that because i really like you okay it's starting to become something of a fascination
29:06you want chips now we probably shouldn't have had dessert before yeah as a savoury pudding
29:10they're stone cold go on
29:12okay you can't like that okay we're going to count down you have 10 seconds remaining 10 okay quick
29:24nine oh my days eight david seven six this has been such a nice experience five trip four how's
29:38that's been here three two one
29:47Oh!
29:53Wow. Amazing. That's incredible.
30:01OK, it goes to the tiebreaker.
30:05What happens?
30:06Whoever's caused the most cards is the winner.
30:09The most laughs.
30:10Who's caused the most laughs? Is it Sam or Dave?
30:13OK. It's come down to this.
30:16A tiebreak.
30:17Doors.
30:20Hey, Jimmy.
30:21Gentlemen, if you'd like to join me on the stage.
30:25Thanks, man.
30:26Very much.
30:26You've both played an incredible game.
30:30One of you will be declared the winner of Last One Laughing.
30:35And I can tell you the person that caused the most laughs today...
30:40is...
30:43Whoa, Sam!
30:50He's gone right red.
30:54Sorry, I was just Chadwick-ing.
31:02David Mitchell.
31:06Thank you very much.
31:12We have a winner!
31:15Well done!
31:17Yes, well deserved.
31:18And congratulations.
31:19Let me kiss you on your shoulder.
31:22Oh!
31:23He's so sweet!
31:24Now, how do you gents feel?
31:27That was quite insane, because I think we disappeared into a place where there was no laughter.
31:34I have to say, for all of the bleakness at the end, I am delighted to win.
31:38And I think that shows a want of character in me.
31:42But I was very pleased.
31:44What was the closest you came to laughing today?
31:46Um, Alan Carr.
31:47Just when I would check him out, sometimes he would really crack me up.
31:50Yeah, I came close quite a few times early.
31:53You were both absolutely unbreakable.
31:56I kept thinking this driver was telling me about we're going up in foster care.
32:00It was like really harrowing.
32:01And I've just been thinking about that to get to this place.
32:05Is David Mitchell a worthy winner?
32:06Absolutely.
32:07The guy is a pro.
32:09Roisin, come through with the others and the trophy.
32:13Oh, wow!
32:16I'm really pleased that David won.
32:19He did so much.
32:20And on the strength of his singing and dancing alone, I think he deserved it.
32:27Ah, here they are.
32:29So fun.
32:30Hello.
32:30I've had a lovely day.
32:31I loved it.
32:33Oh, my God!
32:34It went to the Mitch, and I think he was very, very flipping solid all the way through.
32:40You're entertaining, you're making other people laugh, but you're solid yourself.
32:46Absolutely worthy of the trove.
32:49Well done.
32:51Thank you, everyone.
32:51He was funny.
32:53He was sharp.
32:55He was just really good entertainment.
32:57So I'm really pleased he won.
32:59Well done.
33:00Well done.
33:01That was Last One Laughing season two.
33:04David Mitchell is the winner.
33:06I mean, they're all winners.
33:07We've had a tremendous time.
33:08Yay!
33:11Rocky!
33:14David's a formidable force just because of his wit and his brain.
33:18Well done, David.
33:19Nice job.
33:19It was just a terrifically funny group of people.
33:24I was honoured to be in their company, to be chosen alongside them.
33:29It was just a genuinely felt, oh, this is nice.
33:34That's our show, everyone.
33:37Thanks for watching.
33:38Good night.
33:39Get ready.
33:41Good night.
33:51Bye.
33:52My work.
33:54Good night.
33:59Good night.
34:00Good night.
34:01Good night.
34:04Good day.
34:06Good night.
34:07Very great, guys.
34:36We'll see you next time.
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