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00:14looking good junior hey you ready to take down bar harbor on saturday that's the plan oh yeah
00:21all right well let's see how the mosquito star player could do against the hall of famer come
00:27up okay hey bud hey you pitched a great game last week man i love cheering you on buddy keep
00:33it up
00:33all right i used to pitch for the skeets back in the day young gun you know i don't know
00:38if you've
00:38ever heard i was known far and wide for the milo hi-lo you think you can handle that pitch
00:43bring it
00:44on
00:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:15Oh, no.
01:25Good morning, guys.
01:27So, listen, I feel like I just, um, I have to get really real with you guys.
01:33Like, no gimmicks, no puns, just, like, me and you talking.
01:39So, here's the thing.
01:41My mom has been dating this loser, I call him Dum-Dum, for, like, six months now.
01:49And last night at dinner, she tells me that he's moving in, like, past the potatoes, you have a new
01:55dad.
01:56So, I made the decision to move out, and I am not talking with her right now,
02:03which is why I appreciate this community now more than ever.
02:07What in God's name are you doing here?
02:09I have a new show.
02:12Coffee with Elaine.
02:14Unfiltered, no sugar.
02:15Great, I'm sure it'll be a big hit.
02:16No, I mean, why are you here, sleeping on my sofa?
02:19I moved out of my house.
02:21Yeah, well, move back in.
02:22I already have one unwanted house.
02:24Guess, I don't need another.
02:28Do you guys remember when I was telling you about my amazing boss, who's almost like a father figure?
02:36Well, he died.
02:38So, now I'm stuck with this guy.
02:55Good morning.
02:58Don't let the dog in.
03:00Good morning, Sarah.
03:02You should really name that dog.
03:04I'm not giving him a name, and I'm not giving him a home.
03:06What's going on here?
03:08Oh, I'm not.
03:08Clearly, I have a trespasser.
03:10Call the police.
03:12Why are you here?
03:13Oh, I cut my finger on a rusty old lobster trap, you want to see?
03:17Yeah, no, Elaine will take care of it.
03:19I should give you a tetanus shot, though.
03:20That Eddie McCrooy.
03:22He's been getting into my lobstering territory again.
03:26So, I've had to start cutting off his boys.
03:30You're still feuding with him?
03:31When will this madness end?
03:33When he's dead.
03:34I'm going to knock him out, and then I'm going to stuff him in an old rusty lobster trap,
03:39and then I'm going to throw him overboard.
03:41I should give you a rabies shot, too.
03:42You're foaming at the mouth.
03:48I don't know.
03:49What do you think?
03:50I mean, is it cute, or does it look like I'm trying too hard?
03:55I think it's adorable.
03:56Really?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I mean, maybe we look better belted.
03:59Louisa, I know we're the gays, but it's time you knew the truth.
04:04We don't know anything about fashion.
04:06Speak for yourself.
04:0720 years ago, when I was you-know-who's private chef,
04:10designers, stylists were coming in and out,
04:12and one night, I was making dinner for her.
04:15It's killing you, isn't it?
04:16Yes.
04:17Never sign an NTA.
04:18It's a prison you will never be free from.
04:20Don't you have any female friends you can talk fashion with?
04:23Well, I mean, there's Nicole.
04:27She moved to Missoula.
04:28And Corinne, but then she had the twins, so...
04:31And then I guess Mark just kind of became my-my whole world.
04:35Well, I don't know, Zip, about fashion,
04:37but I do know that women need female friends,
04:41if for no other reason, so we can bitch about all the stupid,
04:44ignorant, immature, insensitive stuff that men do.
04:47Present company excluded.
04:50Of course.
04:51But isn't it a little weird?
04:52I mean, how am I supposed to go about finding a best friend at my age?
04:56I don't know.
04:58Maybe at the victory party,
05:00when we celebrate our win against Bar Harbor all night long.
05:05Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
05:06Bye, 12-year losing streak.
05:08Bye, Bar Harbor.
05:10Victory is within our ground.
05:13Yes!
05:13Go, the woodpeckers!
05:17Eddie McCroy,
05:19what are you doing here?
05:21Why don't you and your hat go back to Bar Harbor, where you belong?
05:25I can set my traps anywhere I want.
05:28How about you shut your trap and get the hell out of here?
05:31Okay, okay, let's all calm down
05:33and maybe save this enthusiasm for the baseball diamond.
05:36Fine.
05:37Fine.
05:38Go, mosquitoes, and get this pecker out of here.
05:41It's woodpecker, and you know that.
05:47This is bad.
05:48I'll handle the diagnosis.
05:50Thank you, Elaine.
05:51I messed up, Doc.
05:52Junior's the Skeeter, star player, strongest arm, biggest bat.
05:56But I should have known that the Milo-Hilo could still defeat the best.
06:00This is the first time in over a decade we even had a shot at beating Bar Harbor.
06:03Yeah, if it's all right with the Greek chorus, I'd like to talk to the patient.
06:06What did he call us?
06:07It just means shut up.
06:08Okay.
06:09It's not serious, is it?
06:10I don't know.
06:11It could be a muscle strain, a pinched nerve, or the sign of a more serious problem.
06:16Junior, is there someone Elaine should call?
06:18I already called my dad.
06:19Oh, I'm a dead man.
06:21What happened?
06:22What's going on with my son?
06:24This is your son?
06:25Yeah.
06:26He's Glendon Jr.
06:27What happened?
06:28I was putting in extra time at batting practice, like we talked about, and then Mark came.
06:32It wasn't my fault.
06:33It was the damn Milo-Hilo.
06:35I hurt my back, but I'm fine.
06:37That should be good by the game.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39You better be.
06:41You know, I was the star pitcher for the Skeets back in my day.
06:44Do you know how proud it makes me that Junior here is our best chance of beating Bar Harbor in
06:4812 years?
06:49This kid is already famous around here.
06:51You hear that?
06:52Come on, champ.
06:54Let's get you into an ice bath.
06:55Just so you know, champ may have a herniated disc or something else that could lead to further injury.
07:01We should really just...
07:03What happened?
07:04Oh, my arm.
07:05What?
07:07What did you do to my son?
07:09Oh.
07:10Oh.
07:12Oh.
07:35Looks like you broke his forearm.
07:38It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:40Unbelievable.
07:41Well, you've ruined everything.
07:42The game coming up, college scholarships.
07:44No, it just doesn't make any sense his arm broke that easily.
07:47I need to do some x-rays to further assess...
07:48Oh, you've done enough.
07:50You've taken my son to Bar Harbor Hospital.
07:53Then you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:55What?
07:57Woo!
07:59Ha-ha!
08:00I'm loving that now this is all your fault.
08:04It's not my fault.
08:05Get out.
08:06Woo!
08:07Ha-ha-ha!
08:08It's just like a huge...
08:10Like a huge weight off my shoulders.
08:15Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:18Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom, but I like your new show.
08:25I'm trying to be real, because everything else I was doing online was just to get, like, likes and views,
08:30but being real?
08:33It's, like, huge right now.
08:35I think it's a great idea, and people will fall in love with you just for being you.
08:57Um, Jeannie?
08:59Hmm?
09:01What do you think about this?
09:02I mean, is it cute, or is it trying too hard?
09:06It's super cute, but it needs a belt.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09I was wondering that.
09:10Yeah, otherwise it's kind of giving off.
09:13I woke up at a boy's house, and I put on a shirt because I drank too much, and I
09:17slept in my dress vibes.
09:18That's not what I was going for.
09:21Yeah, I didn't think so.
09:21But with a belt.
09:22Oh!
09:23Your belt.
09:24Yeah.
09:24Ah!
09:25Yeah?
09:26Okay.
09:27It's fun.
09:28Wow.
09:29Oh, you like?
09:30And then just tuck that.
09:32Oh!
09:33Oh, yes.
09:34Okay, yeah, no, give me a pose.
09:36Louisa, yeah, yeah, Vogue.
09:40I love that.
09:42Mm-hmm.
09:42Oh, my God, I love it!
09:45Anytime.
09:48It's so nice to talk to another woman.
09:51You know, all that time with Mark, I just forgot how important female friendships are.
09:55Eh, they're not that great.
09:57Totally.
09:57What?
09:58Isn't it all about finding a man?
10:00Your biological clock doesn't care about sipping Cosmos and talking about shoes.
10:04You know what I mean?
10:05Oh, but, oh, you're serious.
10:07Of course!
10:08The last thing I want is to end up single with dried up old eggs and my good years behind
10:12me.
10:13No offense.
10:15Oh, me.
10:16Okay.
10:17Yeah.
10:21Elaine, can you find me Junior's file?
10:22I'm working.
10:25Yes.
10:26For me.
10:29He's too young for osteoporosis.
10:33Maybe he already had a hairline fracture or something genetic.
10:42Elaine, why can't I find any records before 2020?
10:46Is there a separate drive?
10:48Were some of the files not digitized?
10:53Elaine?
11:00Elaine?
11:03Welcome back to Coffee with Elaine.
11:06Unfiltered, no sugar.
11:08Mmm.
11:08Since moving out, I've felt super alone.
11:11But we all feel alone sometimes, right?
11:13I would love to feel alone.
11:14Have you found another place to stay?
11:16Mmm.
11:17I mean, I've always been different.
11:19I have this rare thing where my heart is on the wrong side.
11:22It's on the right, not the left.
11:25And I can't eat tomatoes because they gross me out.
11:28Wait, are you a twin?
11:30What does that have to do with tomatoes?
11:31Well, I assure you nothing.
11:32But Citizen Virtus Organ Reversal is most common among identical twins.
11:37I'm not a twin.
11:38I don't think.
11:40Oh, well, wait.
11:41How would I know?
11:43I was just a fetus.
11:45Am I a twin?
11:45Well, one twin can develop with reversed organs due to a later-than-usual embryonic split, so...
11:53Why would my mother never mention that?
11:56What, did she have to give up one twin for adoption because she couldn't afford to raise
12:00us both?
12:00Oh, my God.
12:01No wonder she's always resented me.
12:03She thinks that she chose the wrong twin.
12:05Could my twin just, like, be out there somewhere?
12:07And if so, does she have an extra bedroom?
12:09Doc, could you try to find my mom's files from the day that I was born?
12:12Sure.
12:12Anything else?
12:13Coffee?
12:13No, I have.
12:15The only thing worse than having you as an assistant would be having two of you as assistants.
12:19Now, I need you to find me Glendon Jr.'s file and his family's files.
12:28In the meantime, if you know someone who looks like me but is not me, please put that in
12:33the comments.
12:38Well, that stinks.
12:41Now that Junior's injured, I guess there goes the championship.
12:45Oh, that pasta salad did not hit the spot.
12:49Well, we made the playoffs.
12:51That's still a huge accomplishment.
12:53Save it for the kids, Louisa.
12:54I needed a win.
12:56That was my pasta salad, by the way.
12:59You made it?
13:00Yes, I did.
13:01And I brought it as my lunch.
13:04So I guess Mark did the cooking when you two were together?
13:09Yeah.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13What?
13:14Someone must have left this in the printer.
13:16Oh, that's not interesting.
13:17It's for Principal Holloway from the county school board.
13:21They might have to shut the school down.
13:23Budget cuts.
13:24Well, maybe it's for the best.
13:26How is this for the best?
13:28I'm wasting my youth here.
13:30None of the kids' dads are even hot.
13:32Okay, what about the kids?
13:33We have to do something.
13:35No, it's not so great for the kids.
13:40This is her.
13:41This has to be her.
13:42She looks just like me.
13:44That is you.
13:45That's your Facebook page.
13:46Who's next?
13:46I am.
13:47Because of you, I need something for depression.
13:51That Skeets victory was all I had to live for.
13:54Yeah, rooting for the Skeets was one of the only things Frida and I had in common.
13:57We got engaged to the Skeets game.
13:59You've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage.
14:01What's the medical reason you're here?
14:03Arnold needs his hearing checked.
14:05Frida's yelling broke my eardrums.
14:08That's not true.
14:09That's not true!
14:11You're right, it's not.
14:12My hearing's fine.
14:12I've just stopped listening to you.
14:14Oh, yeah, I know that.
14:15Are you up?
14:15What is this?
14:16It's a prescription for a divorce.
14:18Mr. Collins, you're up next.
14:20Hey, Doc.
14:20Hey, everybody.
14:21Hey.
14:22Brought you some donuts from the Salty Breeze because, you know, we're buds.
14:26Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it.
14:27Oh, and because I really, really like you and respect you.
14:31Are you proposing or is there a point here?
14:33You see, um, Glendon.
14:37Glendon, oh, you mean the father whose son may have brittle bones, but who cares as long
14:41as the Skeets went on Saturday?
14:43Yeah, about that.
14:44Oh, can I speak to you privately?
14:46I don't have the time, Mark.
14:48I think you do.
14:49I really don't.
14:50No.
14:51I really think you do.
14:52Mark, I'm really not enjoying this.
14:55Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:59Are you Martin Best?
15:01Yes.
15:01Do you reside at 3 Main Street?
15:03What is this?
15:07Okay.
15:08I'm just doing my job.
15:09I'm really sorry, man.
15:10You've been served.
15:11Glendon is suing you for malpractice.
15:23Malpractice.
15:24You did break a boy's arm.
15:25I didn't break his arm.
15:27He had some kind of pre-existing condition.
15:29He sure did.
15:29He used to be a good baseball player.
15:32It's not amusing.
15:33This lawsuit is as ridiculous as having a mosquito as your mascot.
15:37Whoa.
15:38Watch it.
15:38Come on, now.
15:39Let's not say things we're going to regret.
15:40I am not the reason Junior broke his arm.
15:43If I could just examine him, see a family medical history, or look at an x-ray, I could figure
15:49out why it happened.
15:50Exactly.
15:50I know.
15:51I believe you, Doc.
15:52You're a good man.
15:54But I'll still lawyer up.
16:31Hello?
16:33Hello?
16:34The two of us can't sleep with you making all of that noise.
16:36Neither you, nor the dog who shall not be named, should be sleeping in my house.
16:40We're not sleeping at your house, because you're making too much racket.
16:44That's what I'm saying.
16:45Yeah, look, I know what you're saying.
16:46Anyway, why do I even bother?
16:51This kid either had a pre-existing fracture, or he has brittle bones, in which case something
16:58is causing that condition, something that should be addressed medically, and a clue might be
17:02in his records, right?
17:04You'd think it'd be in his records, but Dr. Reese, right?
17:06Unfortunately, Dr. Reese, who everyone loved, didn't bother to digitize all his files before
17:11he died.
17:12This town is a nightmare.
17:15Yeah, it kind of can be.
17:18In some ways, I'm glad my twin sister got out.
17:21Mm.
17:36Thank you for seeing me.
17:38I hope you're here to cheer me up.
17:40Well, I know.
17:42It's not good news.
17:42You are telling me 234 days straight I'm the world of king, and I forget to play one day
17:51one day and streak over, I mean, it just, it just slipped my mind.
17:57It just, it, how could it just slip my mind?
17:59Well, maybe.
18:01You were preoccupied by the idea that our school might close.
18:05No, no, no.
18:08But you know what?
18:09That's depressing, too.
18:11I really loved being the principal here.
18:14Loved?
18:15Well, it's, it's, it's just over.
18:18I mean, we aren't going to, we're going to fight this.
18:21I think losing our star player is a sign that we just, we can't compete.
18:26I mean, you know, this is how it goes with small schools.
18:29We had a good run.
18:31Don't you care what happens to our students?
18:33I know what will happen to them.
18:35They'll all get bussed to Bar Harbor, and although it's a bit of a commute, you know, at least
18:40they'll have the opportunity to experience victory for a change.
18:50What's that long face about?
18:52Oh, it's nothing.
18:54What happened to you?
18:55Oh, nothing.
18:57Eddie McCroy cut some of my traps loose, so I had to punch out some windows on his boat.
19:01You punched out glass windows?
19:03No, dammit, it was too strong.
19:05Look at this.
19:06Did I break these fingers?
19:08Hey!
19:09Let me see.
19:09Hey!
19:10Aw, what did you do now?
19:12Oh, I may have inquired about some records.
19:15You went to Bar Harbor and tried to access my son's x-rays?
19:19You have some nerve.
19:21And, sir, inside.
19:22And, missus?
19:27Now, you know what's nervy?
19:29You're suing the only doctor who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones.
19:33You sure you want to talk to me that way?
19:34I don't want to talk to you at all.
19:35No problem.
19:36That's what we have lawyers for.
19:37Good luck proving your case.
19:38Yeah, I don't need luck.
19:40I know someone who knows someone at Boston Memorial Hospital.
19:45Are you suing them, too?
19:46I know you had some kind of meltdown, and that's why you're not a surgeon anymore.
19:50I can't wait to tell that to a judge.
19:53And everyone else in town.
19:54How about it?
19:55I'm not scared of you or any nonsense you think you know.
20:00Nice try, Eeyore.
20:02That may fool some people around here, but not me.
20:18Ow!
20:23Ow!
20:28Ow!
20:30Ow!
20:31Ow!
20:51Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour, I might go talk to my mom.
20:55That's fine. I have business to take care of at the school.
20:57The thing is, these past few days living with somebody so sad and lonely has made me realize how important
21:06family is, especially when you're old.
21:09So even though I said I would never talk to my mom again, I think that it is important that
21:14I put my anger aside and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister.
21:34Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
21:36Did I have an identical twin?
21:40Yes.
21:41You gave her up for adoption?
21:43No!
21:44Oh, okay, so could she still be out there somewhere?
21:46What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something?
21:49No, no, no, no!
21:50Is she dead?
21:50No, well, so what happened to her?
21:55You ate her.
21:57What?
21:58You know, you absorbed her.
21:59It was in utero.
22:01It was very early on.
22:02I didn't want to tell you because I know how you can overreact sometimes.
22:06Overreact?
22:09Great, so I'm a sister-eating cannibal.
22:12For me to live, somebody had to die.
22:15This is why I go around always feeling like something is missing?
22:18Can I have a big hole in my heart?
22:20I think what you're describing is a human condition, but continue.
22:24So what else haven't you told me?
22:25Nothing.
22:28Except, I miss you.
22:30And I want you to move back home.
22:33Well, I bet.
22:34I'm the only child you have left.
22:36Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house.
22:39I was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of...
22:42Dum-dum.
22:44I wish you wouldn't call him that.
22:45Why would you prefer that I call him?
22:47Well, stepdad?
22:50What?
22:51He asked me to marry him.
22:52What?
22:54Don't overreact.
22:55Would we want to get married next week?
22:57Next week?
22:58Oh my god, please tell me that he's dying and you're granting him his last request.
23:01Or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on?
23:04Or have you just lost your mind?
23:06Honey, I love him and I don't want to wait one other second, but I would really like your blessing.
23:12My god.
23:15Not possible.
23:18We went through such a tough time together.
23:21You and I.
23:23But it's been six years now.
23:26I was hoping that you would at least understand.
23:29I was hoping I had a twin sister.
23:32But I ate her.
23:33So we can't have everything.
23:51Do you bruise easily?
23:53Why?
23:53Are you going to punch me in the face now?
23:54Yes or no?
23:56No.
23:56Any breathing issues?
23:58No.
23:59Not that I know.
23:59All right, open your eyes.
24:00Wide.
24:01Oh, Dr. Best?
24:02Dr. Best?
24:03Look up.
24:04What are you doing?
24:05Checking for blue sclera.
24:07You see here?
24:07No bluish tint.
24:08That means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta.
24:11Okay, but I don't think it's appropriate for you to be examining a student without his parent present.
24:15Yeah, dude, you're a creep.
24:16Yeah.
24:16Well, I wouldn't have to if your parent were a little more helpful.
24:21I just, I need to know what happened.
24:24Okay?
24:24I, I'm being sued for malpractice.
24:27Right?
24:27This kid's health is on the line.
24:28I'm the only one in town who seems to care.
24:30Okay.
24:31I, I, I get it.
24:32I, I do.
24:33I, I just found out that this school might be closing due to lack of funding.
24:38I'm not surprised.
24:39I mean, it's economics.
24:42I mean, school serves too few students.
24:44It's not financially feasible.
24:45But also, I might lose my job.
24:48I mean, this is the only job that I ever wanted and basically the only real job I ever had.
24:54Does no one understand that?
24:56I mean, I thought, I thought maybe because of the malpractice suit, you, you could relate?
25:00I'm not losing my job.
25:01I'll prove I was right.
25:02You just watch me.
25:03What?
25:05What?
25:16Let me guess.
25:18That's Eddie McCroy's truck.
25:19Yeah?
25:20You want me to get Glendon for you?
25:22No.
25:23Go home.
25:37Well, look, it's Dr. Downer.
25:40Everybody lock your doors tonight.
25:41You already broke an arm.
25:42God knows what I'll do next.
25:44Gosh.
25:44The usual garden salad with chicken to go.
25:46Emphasis on the to-go part.
25:49I think everyone here would like you two go as well.
25:52Oh, come on.
25:55I have no idea why he's laughing that hard.
25:57Well, can you tell me about Glendon Ross Jr.?
25:59Does he eat here?
26:00What does he like to order?
26:01You want to bring him something as an apology?
26:04That's not going to heal his arm before Saturday.
26:07I have nothing to apologize for.
26:09I just need any reason.
26:11Don't worry, Doc.
26:12This will all calm down after the game.
26:14Hey, look.
26:15You never know.
26:15The team can still win without Junior.
26:18Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
26:21For God's sakes, people.
26:22Okay?
26:22This is not the World Series.
26:24This is a high school baseball game.
26:27You heard me.
26:29It's our World Series, Don.
26:31These people went to Port One Day School from kindergarten through 12.
26:34We're all mosquitoes at heart.
26:36And we've all waited 12 years to beat those snooty Bar Harbor Peckers.
26:44The team is the War Peckers.
26:46How long does it take to make a salad?
26:48Oh, Melissa.
26:51Coming right up.
27:06Through broken lines and bridges burn.
27:16I guess I have some less things learned
27:27My only thought was just to run
27:33To run
27:38And I forgot where I was from
27:47Since my eyes were closed
27:57Hi, friends.
28:01Guess what?
28:02Not only is my mother engaged to Dum Dum
28:08I ate my twin sister
28:12It's right here.
28:13Went down to the basement.
28:14It's right here in the files.
28:16What?
28:16There are paper files in the basement?
28:18It's called vanishing twin syndrome.
28:21It's a really nice way of saying
28:23I ate my sister.
28:25Belene, why didn't you tell me?
28:26It's so dirty down there
28:28I honestly think I just blocked it out
28:30But now that it's about something important
28:31But now that it's important
28:33You mean it's saving my rep
28:35I don't even know why I bothered
28:36Oh, but watch out for that
28:42One step
29:09Guess what?
29:11Glennon Jr. only has one kidney
29:12Well, don't let him near me
29:14I might try to eat the other one
29:15The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels
29:19With only one that might have something to do
29:21With why his arm broke so easily
29:22Now I just need to see Jr. and ask him some questions
29:28Why is he giving me this?
29:31Hey, Doc!
29:32I come bearing lattes
29:33Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
29:34I, uh, don't drink foam
29:36Yeah, give me
29:38Better latte than never
29:41The bar for humor in this town is very low
29:43Uh, anyway, Doc
29:44I know that we're buds and all
29:45This again
29:45And I really like and respect you
29:47Wait, what's going on?
29:49I'm really sorry, man
29:50Are you Dr. Martin Best?
29:52You already served me papers
29:53These are new papers
29:54This is a restraining order
29:55What?
29:56I'm really sorry, man
29:57You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at school
30:00You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at home
30:02You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family
30:04Or be within 300 feet of them
30:06Are you kidding me?
30:07A restraining order?
30:08I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son
30:10I'm really sorry, man
30:11You want to go, like, shoot, like, darts or something?
30:12No, I don't want to go shoot darts
30:13I don't ever want to see you again
30:16You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right?
30:18Like, serving you papers, right?
30:21Sure
30:22It's Louisa
30:23She said it's an emergency
30:24She needs to talk right away
30:25Really?
30:27Oh
30:28It's for you
30:29Good, I should go
30:32It's Junior
30:33He's in excruciating pain
30:35Can you please come to the school and see him?
30:37I would love to come see Junior
30:38But his father just took out a restraining order against him
30:40I don't want to hear excuses
30:41He's in terrible pain
30:42You're just five minutes away
30:43So find a way
30:55Okay, okay
30:57Oh, gosh
30:58Are you okay?
31:00Yeah, yeah, I'm fine
31:05Here
31:11He's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain
31:15Scale of one to ten
31:16How bad is the pain?
31:18Eleven
31:22Just
31:24Oh, God
31:27I think you might have a kidney stone
31:29Which needs to be broken up sooner than later
31:31Since you only have one kidney
31:32A fact you could have mentioned
31:33But, hey, here we are
31:35Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
31:37Yeah, of course
31:39That explains the back pain
31:40What does a kidney stone have to do with brittle bones?
31:43Should I know?
31:44Unless
31:45You're not processing protein
31:47Then you would have to be overdosing it
31:50Kidney stone
31:51Have you been consuming an excess of protein?
31:53No, I do try to bulk up during the season
31:55With what?
31:56Whole buffaloes?
31:58In there
32:00Thank you
32:01Thank you so much
32:02All right
32:03Ambulance is on its way
32:07How much protein powder have you been taking?
32:09I don't know
32:10Like one of those a week
32:12This should last you for a month
32:13How long have you been abusing this stuff?
32:15I wouldn't call it abusing
32:16It's protein powder
32:17Yeah, well, you're one kidney disagrees
32:19I started sophomore year
32:21But like I said
32:22I ramp it up during baseball season
32:23I needed to bulk up for playoffs
32:25Yeah, well, you can forget about the playoffs
32:26Okay, you shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now
32:29You can break like a twig
32:30You need to rest
32:31Stop taking the protein powder
32:33And get your bone health back
32:34Then I need to tell my dad
32:36Well, of course you need to tell your dad
32:37But then it might sound like it's my fault
32:39It is your fault
32:40Well, he can't know that
32:42He was really excited about playoffs
32:44It's a championship
32:45He is suing me for malpractice
32:46I could lose my job
32:47The town could lose its doctor
32:48It's awful, isn't it?
32:50The future being so insecure
32:52Not knowing if you're gonna keep your job
32:58What about the restraining order?
33:01And you're not even supposed to be near me, right?
33:04I could have you arrested for even being here
33:08I just don't want to get this straight
33:09Are you threatening me
33:10After I climbed through a window to help you?
33:15Yes
33:17I thought so
33:18You should go
33:19Yes
33:27Oh
33:29Okay, got it?
33:32Yeah, I know
33:36Yes
33:38I can imagine it's difficult
33:41With the school possibly closing
33:43And Junior, don't worry
33:45For the simple sound wave procedure to break up the stone
33:47You should be as good as new
33:48Get it, go
33:48Go, go
33:49Come on
33:51I'm fine
33:51Okay
33:59My God, what have you done now?
34:01Nothing
34:03Couldn't find any dynamite
34:05What?
34:06We are not a family of criminals
34:08I'm kidding
34:09You're the one with a restraining order
34:11And a lawsuit against you
34:12Are you doing okay?
34:14I'm fine
34:15I mean, I might lose my job
34:16Because of that blustering, egomaniacal asshat
34:19It's insanity
34:20Oh, wait a minute
34:22Does that mean that you actually want to keep your job here?
34:26Of course
34:27You want to continue to practice medicine here in Port Wynn?
34:31You like it here?
34:33That's not what I said
34:34That's not what I said
34:35Aw, come on
34:36Yeah, admit it, admit it
34:38You're starting to be happy here
34:41Nope, not what I said
34:42It's the principal
34:42Release me, please
34:44All right, how about this?
34:45How about I take out your rival
34:48And you take out mine?
34:49This has been constructive
34:51Look, if you want to keep your job
34:53You want to save your career
34:54You're going to have to stand up to this asshat
34:56Come on
34:58Put up a fight
34:59Like me
35:01With dynamite
35:02Well, couldn't look finding any
35:04I looked everywhere
35:12Go Skeets!
35:14Go Skeets
35:15What's the matter?
35:17Nothing
35:17Just who knows how many's we'll have left
35:20The future is promised to no one
35:23Ah, God, that's your blood
35:26Uh, what's going on?
35:28Okay, look, don't tell anyone, but
35:31The school might be closing due to lack of funding
35:33What?
35:35Port One Day School?
35:37That's all of our childhoods
35:38There's like 20 million memories in there
35:41Exactly
35:41Yes, are you okay?
35:43Port One Day is like your whole life
35:45Thank you
35:46Finally someone gets it
35:48I mean, look, school is never my thing
35:50But everybody knows that you're like the best teacher ever
35:54Seriously, people don't shut up about that
35:57Oh, oh
36:00Wait, I know that you're looking for a place to live
36:03You've seen my show?
36:06Bits and pieces
36:07You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room
36:10Do you want to be my roommate?
36:13Are you serious?
36:14Yes!
36:19You'll be like the sister I never ate
36:21Huh?
36:27Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:34Yay!
36:47Let's go!
36:50Let's go!
36:55Let's go, Woodpuckers!
36:57Let's go, Woodpuckers!
37:01Let's go! Come on, y'all!
37:09Hey, let's go, guys, this is, no, no, no, no, no, Kenju, Doc, no, get out of here, come on,
37:17no, you know, you know this is killing me, but you've got to remain 300 feet away from anybody in
37:21the Ross family, sit down, Dr. Downer, we might actually win this game, yeah, hey, can you believe it,
37:26I think this is the most exciting game we've ever had in Mosquito history, ow, wow, we really got to
37:31rethink the team name, these things are bastards, anyhow, we're down to run in the seventh, right, Paul Parks gets
37:37up there, hits an amazing single, slides into first, twists his ankle, so we just sent out a pinch runner,
37:45what's he doing in the game, cause he's our fastest runner, Doc, don't worry, he can break every bone in
37:49his body, let's go, Junior, let's go, Junior, let's go, Junior, let's go, Junior, let's go, Junior, let's go, Junior.
38:15Let's go juniors!
38:17Let's go juniors!
38:18Let's go juniors!
38:21There we go!
38:23Come on!
38:24Come on!
38:27Segue!
38:29It looked outside to me, it looked outside.
38:32Okay, we got it, we got it.
38:43Let's go!
38:44Come on, you seen it?
38:47Strike-y!
38:56Go!
38:59Go!
39:00Go!
39:01Come on!
39:01Yay!
39:03Woohoo!
39:07Woohoo!
39:08Come on, come on, come on.
39:14Go, Julia!
39:17Okay, okay, let's go, Julia!
39:20Go!
39:26Go!
39:29See them all!
39:31See them all!
39:39Come on, Floyd!
39:41He's gonna make it!
39:44Slide!
39:46Help me get down!
39:49No!
39:54No!
39:56No!
40:06Slide!
40:07Slide!
40:08He's going home!
40:09Slide home, Junior!
40:11Slide home!
40:33No, no, no, no!
40:34What's happening?
40:35What's going on?
40:36What the hell's wrong with you?
40:37Why would you do that?
40:39You forget about the lawsuit.
40:40You're going to jail.
40:41Dad, stop!
40:42He did it for me.
40:43He's the reason he got hurt in the first place.
40:45No, I am.
40:48I took too much protein powder, and it made my bones brittle.
40:52Why would you do something so stupid?
40:54Because I want to make you proud of me.
40:56Because I want to make you proud of me.
40:57Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
41:01Hey, you heard that, everybody?
41:03Doc B is a hero!
41:04Time!
41:05Time!
41:06Poor Wen is disqualified for fan interference!
41:10Boo!
41:11Boo!
41:12Boo!
41:14I spoke too soon.
41:16Doc, you should sneak out the back.
41:24Yes, I'm sure.
41:28I've talked to my lawyers.
41:30That sounds expensive.
41:31What now?
41:32Dropping the lawsuit.
41:35Thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son.
41:38Well, no help from you.
41:39Hey, will you let me finish before I change my mind?
41:43What I'm trying to say is I won't tell anybody about Boston.
41:48There's nothing to tell.
41:51Well, there's plenty to tell.
41:53But I'm not telling anyone.
41:56For now.
42:00All right, champ.
42:01Be careful.
42:03He's a bag of bones.
42:05Hey.
42:07Good job out there.
42:09Oh!
42:10You will never beat us!
42:13Never, never, never, never!
42:15I'll beat you with my bare hands, but I don't touch trash.
42:19Oh, who you calling trash?
42:20You.
42:21You smell like an old rotten herring.
42:24You slimey old slob.
42:27You say that again.
42:28You slimey old slob!
42:32I love you.
42:37Happens every year.
42:38Every year?
42:39Mm-hmm.
42:50Go Skeets!
43:06What are we waiting for?
43:10What are we waiting for?
43:13It's time.
43:14The time is now.
43:18We gotta take a leap.
43:22We gotta dig real deep.
43:25We gotta dig real deep.
43:25We might like what we find.
43:28On the other side.
43:30Goodbye.
43:31.
43:35.
43:41Transcription by CastingWords
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