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00:00there's a spider on the butter what is it spider on the butter oh not stuck into it by its
00:07legs no
00:09you mean it's just walked across the budget i've dealt with it in a humane way mary by
00:13putting it into the plate drawer
00:20have you ever done it like that well i actually know what i have
00:23burp burp burp burp burp oh Barcelona no i don't like that this guy's trying to tell me i'll
00:31to eat my dinner a what what fetish i had no idea that was a thing remove my britches expose
00:37your
00:38loins i like that oh oh one night this is weird geez he's a mercy me bugger didn't he this
00:46is why
00:47i don't date that is dicing with the devil oh no he suffers for his heart doesn't he clearly
00:52a bentley continental i think i'd rather call it a day naturally wouldn't you who's been arrested
00:59now and for what in the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach mel shilling
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent
01:14i'm going to be honest with you i'm not really a pastry girl in that sense never made it it
01:19just
01:19seems like a lot of work so i was told once in domestic science at school if you're making pastry
01:25yeah i was told you should run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood and
01:31then when you're rubbing in your hands are darling throw it in the magic mix
01:39more furry friends were finding their forever homes on channel four it is very very difficult but
01:45there's no alternative for us he needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given
01:51him and we will miss him madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen work tops and like get goes
01:58inside the air fryers she knows how to open the air fryer drawers and go inside is it extreme
02:06intelligence or is it extremely bad behavior i don't know do you know that i once i was cooking other
02:11week i were cooking a jacket potato in air fryer i hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs the
02:17air fryer drawers are open and my jacket potatoes are on the floor and there was something new giving
02:23us a fright on netflix that is something very bad about to happen what the fact that she's getting
02:39married something very bad is going to happen what are you saying about our wedding day that sounds
02:48mean i wish someone had told me before me
02:59in blackpool me and pay you've had to start putting locks on the cupboards really the kids now they just
03:05help themselves to everything they're like locusts they just strip the cupboards pete and his little
03:11sister sophie page went out the other day and i had eva and jimmy right next thing eva just walks
03:17in
03:17the living room with a packet of wine gums going you want the wine you know what are you a
03:2860 year old
03:28man who's on a long drive who even eats wine gums that's a gateway for like a werther's original yeah
03:37yeah jimmy mini roll sucker for a mini roll like a moth to a flame yeah he had a three
03:42yesterday i went
03:43that is your third yeah he's like so on saturday night there were more bgt hopefuls doing their thing
03:53on itv1 what's that day night we're eating carrots carrot carrot and water signing it's a new way
04:01forward i wonder what talent we're going to unleash today who knows it could be anything couldn't it
04:06with beige bgt is just an old favorite how long has it been around at least 40 years longer at
04:16least
04:22what are these seven silky white suited specimens doing our stage i'm gonna put a wager on the fact
04:29that i'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless there'll be no tops on shortly what's
04:35the name of the group we are agua company we are salsa dancers salsa dancers that's not a talent though
04:41my
04:42grand and granddad used to go to a salsa every week dad you're into salsa aren't you no no the
04:47dip
04:49we hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to your your special judges oh don't worry i'm
04:56already enjoyed love oh it's like a lineup of your exes that's so rude but actually you're right it is
05:10i love a man who can dance salsa throw me around you'll never forget being thrown around by that
05:16man from the sheffield salsa society will you no i loved it
05:19oh they love it they love it these lads if they were shocking they'd eat themselves of course they won
05:34it's the tongue did they see the tongue come on get a mossman christy the bloody dance act on a
05:42strip showman
05:47okay you all right yeah it's gonna bit raunchy oh yes i like cola god the quicker they get these
05:55chops off the better for you which one's your favorite i like him he'll keep sticking his tongue out
06:05you can calm down no i know they're all your type they're not no no no no they're not only
06:11four
06:17so it's a different gainer seltzer isn't it it's well stripper seltzer as long as they don't take
06:22their trousers down i'll be quite happy man to get through this obviously well waxed aren't they they
06:32are they're they're well manicured those boys i bet they're fun to go out for a night with i think
06:38we'd have a really good evening with them i'd probably leave about midnight and you would
06:42carry on i'd want you to leave much before midnight in surrey mum it's so cool what made
06:52you go on to the website and decide yeah i want that cardigan out of all of the cardigans on
06:57the
06:58website sarah her husband andre and their daughter shay well this is not going back i quite like it's one
07:04of my favorites now i don't think it can be sent back and nobody else is going to buy it
07:08i mean
07:16how dare you how dare you question my taste unreturnable on sunday night we were cooking under canvas
07:25again with the vips on channel four bubba bake off oh for the gods sake you're so i love the
07:33program
07:33but you're obsessed with it i'm so blessed i find that even if i'm cooking something and i do actually
07:39follow instructions it's still either burned soggy or cold oh oh i'd love to get my lips around that
07:51okay so today the judges would love you to make eight delicious breakfast pastries oh lovely hey
07:59listen i've seen on our credit card statement that you've been having a lot of almond croissants
08:03recently i've now found a new one almond croissant with chocolate inside okay and you wonder why we're
08:08not losing weight your pastries need to have a delicious filling which can be either savory
08:14or sweet oh you can have a savory film oh no don't waste this opportunity on savory i've never had
08:20a
08:20croissant oh yeah oh they're nice i thought croissants were for posh people yeah well they
08:27aren't now they used to be and i've never had one despite failing to impress paul last time he was
08:32in the tent i tried really hard on that that's the worst thing john's once again going entirely
08:38plant-based i've never had anything vegan apart from an apple luckily we've got no vegans in our
08:44family oh morning john hello there that's what you're making today cheese twists oh like a cheese
08:51twist oh no i've got some of those at home which known has made me nice overastas they got them
08:57they're bloody gorgeous have you seen them with the bacon in as well what cheese are you using vegan what
09:05is
09:05vegan cheese probably cashew nuts or something yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan
09:10cheese and it was bloody awful yeah smell like page's feet how long have you been vegan well look
09:17at the disappointment with the third vegan i think seven years ago on the planet and now there's loads
09:23of us so you have to be nice to us now because we're an army i've tried a bit of
09:26corn corn scotch egg
09:29i like them mum did a corn bolognese once and it was bloody awful but i think that's probably because
09:34it's mom's cooking not necessarily the corn if you're gonna be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming it
09:39down everybody's throat trying to educate well that's what you got to do with vegan food isn't it
09:44ramming down people's throat because it won't we eat it willingly will they that absolutely stinks what is
09:48it it's bacon vegan bacon also known as faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think so oh i
09:58can twist
09:58looks all right now doesn't it it does actually looks very good well it smells over here though
10:03why does it smell something smells of damp damp oh they're taking the mick out of him being a vegan
10:12it'll be his bloody vegan twists have you been vegan all your life no all this stuff's falling
10:20out of his twists oh my god it's looking a bit funky in there they look unreal they look a
10:26mess
10:26the cheeses come out i wouldn't eat it i'm not even vegan i only did it's piss paul off they
10:31look a bit
10:31pale the problem is that there's no egg wash or even milk wash on the top of him so they're
10:36lacking
10:37somewhat in color can you get vegan eggs vegan eggs how can you get vegan eggs well i
10:42can you get vegan cheese and bacon because men make vegan cheese you don't get chickens say or can
10:48you lay a vegan egg it's now time for the baker's breakfast pastries to face the judgment of paul and
10:56cherry oh they look nice is that a sausage roll i don't know what the hell i think i once
11:01paid 18
11:02quid for that in gail's happy with them are you happy with them paul don't don't don't don't turn
11:11this around on me paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very attractive yeah sometimes vegan
11:18food doesn't look attractive though you just have to eat it did it crunch interesting flavor interesting
11:26interesting what does that mean in reality when somebody says interesting they usually mean
11:31shit i'm so sorry you like it i'm so sorry
11:40not what you want to be saying i mean i ate one and now i feel physically sick
11:46don't get high off your own supply john i made that tartar tan the other day didn't i that was
11:51lovely
11:52yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the the crust of your
11:59pastry and you pass you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen him since
12:07why are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying if you've seen him since
12:12because he always used to be on the fence
12:21in hall do you know last night don't you have a team i said to ray what do you want
12:25for your team
12:26race at all uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met them so i
12:30met him i said i got the
12:31fish and i met him best friends jenny and lee lee at 11 o'clock i could still smell the
12:39fish i'd been
12:40round with disinfectant it stunk the shelly out i said to him this morning we're not having any more
12:46to be fair i wasn't going to say no today do i smell the fish it's from them bleeding fish
12:52cakes
12:53oh lee it was awful i'm gonna say no but i'm glad i'm just glad you've said you've had fish
12:58cakes
12:58yeah it's stunk on saturday night something big from across the pond had found its way onto sky
13:05peders look what snl it's come from america wrote us a couple of american particles what we need is
13:12a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from people like you we need cheering up it's saturday
13:18night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good oh i know i hope it's good and your host
13:26tina faye
13:32yes don't know you are but yay
13:35oh tina faye yes hello tina faye my name is tina faye uh here in the uk well they all
13:44know it
13:44aren't they yeah she's like the queen of snl no one better to come and start this show tina faye
13:49is not from the uk tina faye well she's allowed look at you here in the uk you might know
13:56me as
13:57the teacher from mean girls i never watched that no yeah she was the teacher of me so why do
14:05a uk
14:06version of snl we were asking the same thing tina well like so many large-scale american operations
14:12these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary do you get it yes that's a knock
14:19at the
14:20wall you see they keep things political and current as well okay and i'm so excited for you
14:25to meet your cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to understand them when they speak
14:33because she's american and they're british yeah all right i'm just here as a long-time snl
14:40employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what to oh hi yeah
14:47nicola coughlin from derry girls this girl she was also in bridgeton she's famous for derry girls she's
14:54famous for bridgeton i do my question is if this is snl uk then why are you the first host
15:02good question
15:04how do i put this politely none of you fuckers would do it well i don't know there would be
15:10plenty
15:10who do it one of the lads of blue would be up there that's fucking right they will duncan
15:15be all over this oh yes graham norton oh wow oh where have they dragged graham what the
15:28fuck has he got let me help you let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities
15:38likeable
15:39to a british audience he does he does hey i hear you a really funny story about uh watching british
15:48television as a young child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything
15:54british was educational so my parents showed us all british shows and we used to watch benny hill
15:59as a family what's bunny hill that dude i think what about ab fab oh sweetie darling you're just a
16:08little shop girl darling keeping up appearances richard she's quick monty python that is an ex-product
16:17i think we're a bit young for this yeah i remember everyone she said yeah faulty towers nobody mention
16:23in the war little britain do you really want me to take that one are you being served my pussy
16:30is like an alarm
16:31club
16:32i didn't get why i had today she's actually quite funny isn't she
16:37i love that mrs slocum shhh yeah
16:43oh that's all you know that's all you guys are all you guys are all you guys are all you
16:47guys we've got a great show
16:49wet leg is here stick you're out and watch this wow
16:58do you know what i'm gonna be honest i thought it were gonna be shite but it's actually spot on
17:03brilliant insight yeah should we have laughed like what should we have laughed
17:11i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:19in wiltshire oh right oh that's repulsive this is the worst one
17:29oh what's that terrible noise mary are you having i'm throwing your horrible anoraks down
17:35giles and his wife mary what on earth have you left anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to
17:43disrespect the anoraks i'm just will you please hang them up on the door instead of leaving
17:49what were they doing up there mary will you go up absentmindedly taking them off i like them
17:54their statement of identity sorry not you mustn't bring them upstairs to the bedroom there's my
17:59camouflage anorak i haven't seen that for ages that makes me virtually invisible on friday it was
18:06troubling news close to home hitting the headlines on the bbc oh very nice sandwiches
18:14corn beef oh i love corn beef i've cut all the crusts off everything thank you have you got any
18:20picolini i'm sweating my tits off what for cutting the crust off
18:29bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs this year that you're
18:35paying more for less finally and you don't have an opinion about we never got um easter eggs at
18:41christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you lee we never neither according to the
18:48consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation with prices
18:53going up our products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you can't get a thick
18:58egg anymore do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park all right yeah
19:03we was chatting about it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the last few
19:09years i thought is it just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got smaller the
19:16consumer
19:16group which has been taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it found
19:22that with some chocolate eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door if you heard
19:27this i mean it's just as well we've got which really in it because if we didn't have which we
19:36wouldn't
19:36know all this take for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have set you back around five
19:41pounds last year for about 250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down in a pound up that's what i'm seeing
19:47there disgusting oh my god you bastard that's scum that is that's a different level of scum this year
19:54it's nearly a pound more for a lighter version we're getting hit in every angle you know even the easter
19:59bunnies wearing a mask and a stride jumper now yeah disgusting and with the cabri mini eggs milk
20:05chocolate egg again it's price up but weight down not the many eggs i know i know mini eggs are
20:11already
20:11mini exactly they're like mini mini now yeah mini mini mini eggs the inflation on chocolate is
20:18considerably higher than other grocery items and consumers are noticing that you'd want to go out
20:25with lisa who's a consumer expert around the shop wouldn't you should be like put that down
20:31don't have that and this does seem to be a bit of a trend in the chocolate aisle we know
20:38about
20:38shrinkflation we know about skimflation the stop saying now would you give somebody your last roll off
20:44because you wouldn't would you know yeah i'll save it for myself is it making us healthier though
20:51don't start that no don't give them a skateboard yeah if you're buying an easter egg you're not
20:55doing it to track your calories are you that's yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my fitness pal
21:01manufacturers have faced tough choices some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you can tell
21:06because it doesn't taste and does it so they're probably cutting a bit of cost with less cocoa and
21:10still charging the same while shrinking stuff i've never seen you so angry i don't like the economy right
21:16no calm take these examples they can actually no longer officially be called chocolate because
21:22they don't have enough cocoa in them what penguins i love penguins i know you do come down it's gone
21:29from a penguin to a pest tank it's not only big brands affected by this small independent businesses
21:36are too other people have alcohol and cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of chocolate per day
21:43because life's unmanageable without it so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs
21:48jesus christ i'm still paying them off yeah can you take clana for this easter egg please can i
21:54clana these in mini eggs please
22:04in north london so there's many things i'm going to start doing money this week you know because
22:10i've got the keto diet i'm starting on monday you know all going on diets like is it i might
22:15as a
22:15drone as well like who else is going on diet mom says she's going to do some sort of challenge
22:20with
22:20you she wants to see who's going to lose more weight between you and her sister samira and amani
22:25yeah that's what she was telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm going to go on a challenge
22:30with the mirror like i'm going to see if i can do better than her that's what she was telling
22:34me
22:35my own mom won't even let me be my skinny legend self what she's going to lose weight faster than
22:41you
22:43that's going to be so funny it's a good thing you told me because i feel like that motivated me
22:47even more to beat mama at her own game go ahead that has just fueled me to the next level
22:54on saturday there were some naughty celebs up to no good on itv what's going on with till oh what's
23:00wrong with that oh oh you're not bringing spooks back in the house you look at till when we were
23:10younger used to pull bear pranks on me do you remember when i used to be gullible yeah do you
23:16remember
23:16this sprawling estate is the home of six brand new tv shows i love that venue wherever that is
23:23beautiful hypothetical wedding welcome to topple guys welcome to the applicants i'm confused already
23:32but what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake sneaky but the contestants are
23:40a
23:40daft aren't they going on a fake show they don't know it's fake that's because hidden in the basement
23:45is mission hq hold up what there's a whole new level now home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs
23:55my head is absolutely spinning with what this could be about i think i might have to write this down
24:01tonight the celebrities take on their very first fake show the applicant of an apprentice field
24:07i think so the applicant is that a show that's a fake show welcome to the applicant over the next
24:14two
24:15days you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive in the competitive world
24:21of business so these are the daft contestants that think they're going on to a real show
24:25team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day corporate away day team building
24:32exercise kill me now so we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests
24:39so we're going to say this one includes matcha they'll put marching in it honestly i'll wait
24:44until they start putting on chips or something here we go what they're gonna do
24:49jump disguised as an armchair what armchair that's quite something yeah have you ever
24:55disguised yourself as an armchair i've disguised myself as a hat but not as an armchair oh you
25:01must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
25:09no geez are we gonna do that oh we can see you you look amazing oh that's an armchair mary
25:17that's funny
25:20oh he's in he's landed so he actually does look like a chair that's so clever joel team blue
25:28vision's moving they're on the move
25:32that is sport wasn't it you're not only gonna think someone's a fake armchair are you you
25:37gonna see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's get it let's do it let's go this is his
25:42moment there he is go on joel it is childish isn't it you're gonna need to add some water oh
25:52that's so
25:54much i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be fine oh he's gone even more he's put the
25:58full lot
26:00well go hard or go home do you mind if i put this face mask on your face oh god
26:06this is gonna be so
26:07awful only the best and most premium products for our guests at the blue vision retreat that is so
26:16green look how relaxed they look little do they know that when they finish they look like the hulk
26:22does this have magic ingredients in it it does it sure does okay ladies it's time to remove your
26:28masks oh good look oh i hope it bring it on oh no oh it's not gonna it's not gonna
26:37stain our faces
26:38is it yes it will oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no
26:52it's not
26:53emma oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put too much
27:06of a
27:06certain ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice once
27:22or twice of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting chewing gum in
27:29your hair the night before prom you fucking did no i didn't what happened was is that we were fighting
27:33i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum no and
27:39you said i hope it's
27:40in your hair you turned around to walk away and lo and behold it was in the back of your
27:44hair you
27:45spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night before prom disgusting behavior
27:52mum was on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:58in derby so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past i saw a sign and
28:03it said that we
28:04now do like nose waxing this is the geese oh it's an experience but so they get this thing yeah
28:11they
28:11get the swab they then cover it with this like green kind of goo yeah then they shove it up
28:17your nose
28:18and then they just go off for a walk come back and they yank it and he showed it me
28:24afterwards as
28:25well how many like hairs came out oh my god but that's such a guy thing isn't it he like
28:29showed
28:30it me he's like yeah you impressed with that yeah yeah this week something creepy was going on on
28:36netflix there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham the village currently with a ghost in it and
28:48she
28:48doesn't know if it's her job or the landlady's job to have the ghost evicted oh i don't think i
28:57want
28:57to watch this sleep oh go on i want to get a good night's sleep i don't think i'm going
29:00to get a good
29:01night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:16five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding leave at your own chosen speed
29:24oh she's nodding off she's nodding time to pull all of 11. i'm not the one
29:33careful are you okay oh my god gonna switch we can switch yeah yeah yeah why is he not driving
29:38she's falling asleep man
29:44why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah where are they
29:52stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there i would hold my
29:57wee
29:58until the next place that i get to
30:04what you see what you've seen jane dogging oh my god mickey mickey come here what's she seen what's in
30:11that look oh my god do you think it's okay oh a baby what's this all about
30:21i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from him happy baby oh god's sake
30:31oh look at the state of that and that's the women's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car park
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it easy okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one
30:53should
30:53drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help i'd say i'll go to
30:57the gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:05why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like a rest stop i'm
31:15in 20 miles south of here 20 miles she's drove 20 miles we found a baby abandoned in a car
31:20and i
31:21think that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the background oh
31:27my god there is you're right uh benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me
31:34is she a ghost no she's not ghost actually something much worse she's gen z benjamin was
31:40the name of the guy who worked here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical
31:45cord and they were too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it okay this
31:49is all just looking
31:50lovely and a happy place to hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call
31:54the cops now please yeah yeah wait here i'll call
32:01will they stop this nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes toilets doesn't she why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice
32:26door just opened
32:27door oh my god oh my god that is terrifying oh my god
32:48oh my god i would be running out of there
32:55oh yeah get a gum clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her and
33:00she's just like i'm gonna have a gumball have a wee gumball yeah
33:05there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys ready
33:17he's coming late he's coming you can see him you can see him
33:20in the bubblegum machine i can see him through the glass ball
33:26oh my god she put it straight through his hand
33:28oh god he didn't even feel it
33:37is it out yet yeah
33:43do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:50i'm sure he's the one are you sure he's the one weird oh i remember my sisters asking me that
33:59about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one word
34:05having been half scared to death rachel headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14oh she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:19where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31no no turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles horror as well you
34:37were a bit
34:38damsel in distress or you were what did i do yeah you you're really just girls
34:43screen yeah yeah i can handle it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i can do like that and then go
34:47into like a little fight mode in it will somebody save me oh god
35:04in leeds what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little different
35:10today with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the colors a bit different and it makes them look
35:15like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpie-ish i didn't want to
35:20say
35:20sisters ellie and izzy i don't mind sharpie eyebrows do you not think my eyebrows are sharpie-ish
35:25no that yours looks softer than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application it's my application
35:32maybe it's my technique yeah i think it probably is can't polish a turd no but you can draw eyebrows
35:39on
35:39on tuesday there was something soft and fluffy on channel four do you remember when i took my
35:47grand's neighbor's dog out for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she ran home away from you i turned
35:54down the fucker was gone i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy
36:05is that i know that in his little head he doesn't know about anything other than walks dog food and
36:11cuddling oh no i think he knows he knows about a lot of no he doesn't know about putin ukraine
36:18he
36:18does he's very he's very interested in the iran conflict he is not and the inconsistencies in trump's
36:25behavior every year woodgreen takes in over 600 dogs good lads each one looking for a forever home
36:34oh look they're all lovely the newest arrival is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yeah so
36:43tell me who have we got here this is aussie he is eight months old aussie uh is he being
36:48left at the
36:49pound we are in the process of moving internationally oh she's in shock here she can't believe this she
36:55can't look at leaving the dog behind what we've weighed up the the various different factors if you
37:02like with taking aussie with us there's vaccinations there's the quarantine there's the flight there's
37:08temperature that must be so hard you get a dog and then eight months later you have to move and
37:14you
37:14have to potentially give the dog actually he's clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing
37:18by staying here with aussie while you leave if that's okay cheers thank you very much take care bye
37:24bye bye always leave it okay oh oh oh bless him oh that's got to be heartbreaking look at all
37:32i know
37:32it's okay buddy oh don't show this where's my dad going where's my dad with mum and dad in tow
37:42animal obsessed aurora is keeping all of her options open look at her with a little dog teddy and a
37:48dog
37:48jumper she's on a mission to get a dog today isn't she have you discussed who's going to be doing
37:53all the different jobs with this dog no who's going to be oh she's gorgeous we have discussed
38:00who's going to do jobs because we we've said you need to do some of these jobs don't you clean
38:05up after
38:05it and wipe his feet and it's been in the garden what did i agree to again yeah i don't
38:12really know i
38:12i agreed to something but i don't really know i love this part it's like the first first meet
38:30oh he's here here he is oh oh look what will she think oh look at aurora's face so he's
38:43very
38:43into everything he is a social butterfly oh she's not frightened of him is she no no don't run away
38:50from him he's fine is he just got a wet mouth i think aurora's a bit cautious isn't she yeah
38:55yeah
38:59i know well this isn't going as i thought it would calm down the mum's panicking now because
39:05she's thinking have we made the right decision here yeah this is gonna be a mcdonald's on the way
39:10oh yeah crying trying to smooth things can't we yeah go and get my toy go on aurora good girl
39:19can you see in there this toy he might like yes right look hey look she's playing with him
39:28mom yeah look at it is he gonna bring it back though oh she's having fun now oh oh
39:38hey she didn't flinch though they're becoming friends now she's bonding with him she's bonding with him
39:44i see oh i i think he wants me oh he's sitting down yes that's what i want to hear
39:55well done i see
39:57how does it stop it there we go now it's all perfect he's making friends with me that's
40:13sweet isn't it that is really honestly in a world full of how lovely is that really nice oh my
40:24god
40:25that is just adorable yes that was really lovely you're crying are you yeah slightly no no i'm booking
40:34us in no to go to the dog house no we're not no no no not yet we would think
40:41about but i know if you
40:42go there you'll just come back with a dog i can give an old boy another chance in life like
40:47you so thanks
40:51in leeds have you recovered from supper weekend because we lost our voices i was gonna say up until
40:57yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i've definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps that weekend i know
41:03best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym goers oh absolutely
41:09they would tell me in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days i was svelte same
41:17i was
41:17same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes like that but my body body with them ginger
41:26toes but body oh man take me back on sunday night contestants were playing cat and mouse in a new
41:36high stakes game show on channel four i've seen this advertised looks all right there she looks
41:41basically one bunch of people changed another lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking we're
41:46resulting to child's games now yeah because we're running out of game show ideas next it's going to be
41:52scotch or something like that bloody red rover won't it 10 players will fight to win up to 100 000
42:01pounds you don't even need to pay me to do this can i just say you do it for free
42:05well i'll do it for
42:06free just for fun hit it against each other as prey i'm doing it so nervous right now versus predator
42:13do you know i'll be good at this sue from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased
42:18i have
42:19nightmares about that you know oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i must be fast
42:26in my dreams you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too the thrill of the chase
42:35yeah
42:35what's the chase is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know
42:42got me it was the easiest hunter i've ever had predators your task is simple hunt the prey surely
42:51you want to be the predator what group would you want to be in the prey or predators i need
42:55to see
42:55the benefits above yeah yeah yeah if one of you catches a prey you will swap roles in the game
43:02oh so
43:03the prey doesn't die the prey just becomes a predator each night one predator will be voted out of the
43:10contest oh so you're safe for being prey you'd think that being a predator would be a good thing
43:15but in this game it's not you don't want to be a predator you want to be prey at the
43:18end of this hunt
43:19if any five of us are still predators the rest of us who have become prey that's their back they're
43:26plotting mary trying to scheme already you know trying to form alliances prey are the only ones
43:31that get a say in the cull so nathan has proposed a pact what's the pact right we've got a
43:37pact already
43:38they've only just met each other as long as we convert the majority of us into play we're all
43:42seeking yeah nathan's basically put his out in the ring here and said look
43:46us lot we're going to stick together as predators so these five are on the back
43:50foot aren't they by the end of today they need to be prey three two one
43:59go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig
44:03in the woods for adults for money for sake after predator roy caught shelley he was then on the
44:12runner's prey who's that oh he's spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's
44:20another one no way out of all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be
44:26you it's
44:26fucking roy this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:33he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch you
44:38what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44pact yeah no nathan it's funny nathan didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55capture
44:56you because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would
45:00you just suck that pack off the minute it was made players the glade is now reopened
45:06the hunt will conclude in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes late back to the glee yeah where you all started
45:13yeah oh come on ready to pounce it's nathan again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:24oh right oh my god he is too nathan you're shit sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna do it oh no
45:34oh i cannot
45:36believe the cheek of nathan no oh my god oh they got him but it was mel who got him
45:46so not only
45:47has nathan shown his true colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made
45:53me what a game of hide and seek right one allied first deal is it's got to be within the
46:00house and
46:01the garden give me 30 seconds yeah yeah so sean sound
46:1415 seconds now no you start when i go
46:20see what's on the other side now julie
46:27no hiding your baking skills here molly may and babatunde alesh are in the bake-off tent you can
46:33stream her watch sunday at 7 40 and the goggle boxers have just been watching it the hunt prey
46:39versus predator you can stream her watch it's brand new tomorrow at nine but next charlotte church
46:45joins the lads for the last leg
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