00:00Damn baby, you're so addicted.
00:02Hotter than any chick I've hooked up with.
00:05You really like me that much?
00:07You'd let me do anything to you, huh?
00:10Hell yeah!
00:12I'd let you devour a moment and die happy.
00:17That's what you said.
00:23Gorgle!
00:25Gorgle!
00:26Help! Help!
00:27Gorgle! Help!
00:31Gorgle!
00:40They brought it on themselves.
00:45Scumbag had it coming.
00:52But this Aphrodite Mark energy is actually pretty tasty.
00:56Too bad it's weak sauce. Barely scratched the itch.
01:05Yo guys!
01:07Hiking chicks in the Greek mountains are so easy to hook up with.
01:10I'll go live tonight, show y'all what a real hook up looks like.
01:14Next Aphrodite's mark.
01:17Found you.
01:25That chick in Santorini was fire.
01:28Her waist was so tiny I could have snapped it and after three cocktails she was all over me.
01:33I'll hook you up with a Greek babe later.
01:36Let you bookmerks get a taste of the good life.
01:39Cut that out.
01:40We're here to find my grandpa, not chase tail.
01:42Grandpa said the Gorgon mountains are cursed.
01:44On the serpent moon, snake-haired sirens come out to seduce guys.
01:48Gorgons?
01:49The snake-haired bitches who turn people to stone?
01:52They target guys with Aphrodite's mark.
01:54Suck their life force to keep the clan going.
01:57I even saw a Gorgon grandpa locked up when I was a kid.
02:01Marcus, you've been reading too many myth books.
02:03It's the 21st century.
02:04You actually buy this crap?
02:05Even if there are sirens, they'd be total smoke-shout.
02:08I'd be stoked to run into one.
02:09Let's see who turns who to stone first.
02:23Damn!
02:24Scared the shit out of me.
02:25Thought it was a Gorgon snake.
02:26Hi there, fellas.
02:27Didn't scare you too bad, did we?
02:29Holy shit.
02:31Total smoke show sisters.
02:33This trip's already worth it.
02:35If I bag both, the guys will be so jealous, they'll cry.
02:40I'm Sirx, this is my sister Chloe.
02:42We got separated from our hiking group.
02:44These mountains are so twisty, we got lost.
02:46See that?
02:47We tried to make a roadblock to flag down a ride.
02:50Didn't mean to scare you.
02:51Nah, we're good.
02:52I'm Leon, this is my buddy Marcus.
02:54Where you headed?
02:55We're going that way.
02:57Hop in.
02:58Oh, thank God.
03:00We've been walking all day.
03:02My feet are killing me.
03:04Just wanna crash in the car for a bit.
03:11No!
03:11They can't get in.
03:13What the hell's your problem?
03:14There's something off about them.
03:16My amulet's heating up, and I smell this weird sickly sweet stench.
03:19Exactly what Grandpa described Gorgon smell like.
03:23Smell?
03:24All I smell is perfume.
03:25It's the Greek mountains.
03:27Snake smells normal.
03:28Stop being such a paranoid Buzzhill.
03:30Aw, cutie, you don't like us?
03:32Stay away from me!
03:36Grandpa, she stinks!
03:38Why do we have her locked up?
03:39She's a Gorgon.
03:40She tricks men, then hurts them.
03:43Remember, if a pretty girl talks to you in the mountains, stay far away.
03:47That's the stench!
03:48They're definitely Gorgons!
03:49Babe, does your friend not like us?
03:51If it's a hassle, we can keep looking for another Ryan.
03:53No way!
03:54He's just from the mountains, all old school superstitious.
03:57Thinks your Gorgons are some crap.
03:58Gorgons?
03:59Aw, you're such a cute.
04:01No wonder you look so shy.
04:02Semen Bookworm, you coming?
04:04Drag your feet any longer and we might actually run into a Gorgon that turns you to stone.
04:14Perfect.
04:16Descendant of the Medusa Hunters.
04:18Now I'll settle every last old score and this new grudge, all at once.
04:37Whoa!
04:38What perfume y'all wear?
04:39Smells insane!
04:41Grandpa said Gorgons reek of sickly sweetness, but to guys with a one-track mind, it smells
04:46like heaven.
04:47Leon's got Aphrodite's mark.
04:49He's definitely their target.
04:59This scents fire.
05:01If I had a girlfriend who smells this good, I'd be stoked every single day.
05:06Quit flirting.
05:07Hurry up and drive.
05:08It's gonna get dark soon.
05:09Let's roll!
05:11Dude gets seduced by a snake-haired siren.
05:13Hooks up with her all night.
05:15Wakes up the next morning with snake scales growing on his skin.
05:18Ends up as the siren's servant.
05:19Hey beauties, y'all into these kinds of stories?
05:21I'm obsessed.
05:23The show says mountain spirits are all total beebs.
05:25You think we just ran into some?
05:26So does the show say what happens when you run into one of these creatures?
05:31Come on!
05:32Total steamy adventure!
05:34Duh!
05:35Scumbag.
05:36Tonight, we'll pay for every dirty thought.
05:44Young Hunter's got so much life force.
05:46Too bad he's an enemy.
05:48Would've loved to pace.
05:50Get your hands off me!
05:53Why are you so mean?
05:56I'm not gonna eat you!
05:58Pay him no mind.
05:59He's just a shy virgin who's never talked to a girl.
06:10Snake scales!
06:11You're a Gorgon!
06:22Grandpa said no matter how good Gorgas are at hiding, they'll always have snake traits!
06:38Grandpa, what's that on her arm?
06:41Snake scales.
06:43Gorgon's calling card.
06:45They'll never be real humans.
06:53Snake scales!
06:54You're not even human!
06:55You're Gorgon!
06:56Holy shit!
06:57Monsters!
06:58You really are Gorgons!
07:00Snake scales?
07:01Oh, this?
07:02It's just a tattoo!
07:05Quit overreacting!
07:06We thought it was cool!
07:08A t-tattoo?
07:09Are you sure?
07:10Why would we lie?
07:12Me and my sister got them together.
07:14Snake scale design.
07:15Isn't it sick?
07:16Babe, come here and feel it.
07:18Just a regular tattoo.
07:24It is a tattoo!
07:26Scared the crap out of me!
07:28How's that possible?
07:29I swear I saw scales!
07:31Sorry, sorry, total misunderstanding!
07:34I knew girls as hot as you couldn't be Gorgons!
07:36What the hell's wrong with you?
07:37You've been rambling on this whole time!
07:39Almost made me pee my pants!
07:40I bet you're just jealous I'm getting all the attention!
07:43Ugh!
07:44Paranoid ma?
07:45Think you're some monster slaying hero or something?
07:48I definitely saw scales.
07:50Did she use some trick to hide them?
07:53Nice try, kid.
07:55Almost caught me.
07:56Night's falling.
07:57By the serpent moon, you two are toast.
08:04It's freezing out here at night.
08:06You're wearing so little.
08:08Come here.
08:09Warm up in my arms?
08:11Whoa!
08:12Why are you so icy?
08:14Feels like you got no body heat at all.
08:16You sick or something?
08:18I'm fine.
08:19Just naturally cold-blooded.
08:20No biggie.
08:21Humans need body heat, but Gorgons have none.
08:24Grandpa said that's their biggest tell.
08:25They're not even breathing.
08:27They're definitely Gorgons.
08:28Cutie, you've been on about Gorgons all day.
08:31What are they?
08:32Just tell them.
08:33Quit being a buzzkill.
08:35Gorgons live in these mountains.
08:37A thousand years ago, Perseus killed their ancestor Medusa.
08:40Now they hate humans and hunt those with Aphrodite's mark.
08:44Grandpa caught a Gorgon princess and tried to reason with her, but...
08:47But what?
08:48What happened?
08:49She killed herself.
08:51For some guy?
08:53Was it even worth it?
08:55Men aren't all worth trusting.
08:58Chloe, I'm beat.
08:59Let's go freshen up over there.
09:01Hell yeah!
09:02You can't go!
09:03They're Gorgons!
09:04They'll eat you alive!
09:05Are you out of your mind?
09:06It's none of your business where I go!
09:08If a Gorgon lashes onto you, you'll lose your life force!
09:12Worst case, turn to stone!
09:14You can't go!
09:18I'm not a medium medium to do Gorgon!
09:21Quit your nonsense!
09:23Don't mess with me again or you'll regret it!
09:25Leon!
09:25Catch this!
09:26The Athena's mirror shard works on Gorgons!
09:29Yeah, yeah!
09:29Got it!
09:44Here come the babes, ready for me.
09:57Babe, come on down.
10:00The water is nice and warm.
10:03Feels amazing!
10:12Scared to get wet?
10:15Before the total total is in the water.
10:18Even if they are Gorgons?
10:20I don't care!
10:22Leon's gonna get himself killed!
10:24Gorgons hunt hardest on the Serpent Moon.
10:27I gotta find proof to save him!
10:37It's a Gorgon's shed skin!
10:38They really are Gorgons!
10:40Leon's in danger!
10:46Go out with a bang!
10:48Worth it!
10:48There we go!
10:50Come here, let Big Sis take care of you!
10:54Dude, your muscles so buff.
10:58I really control myself.
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