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00:07Watch your mouth, or you're going to be sorry when you find out who I really am.
00:12Whitehorse Hotel, room 508.
00:14Screen, a box of condoms. You have 10 minutes.
00:16Yeah, I'm on it.
00:19My name is Leah, and Jeffrey, he's basically the campus god.
00:23I am totally down bad for him.
00:27Everyone calls me Jeffrey's biggest simp, but honestly, I don't care.
00:38Over the last three years, I've confessed my love 998 times,
00:45sent him flowers 802 times,
00:51and made him breakfast 1,085 times.
01:05And delivered condoms 99 times.
01:22Not bad. Only take you seven minutes this time.
01:28Well, I brought the new skin series, all in Jeffrey's size, and some delay sprays.
01:37Leah, you really are pathetic. You're just a dog that comes when Jeffrey calls.
01:43Uh, Jeffrey, what do you want for breakfast tomorrow?
01:58Whoa, no.
02:01Okay. Just text me.
02:03Jeffrey, be gentle.
02:06Keep going.
02:07After three years of simping for Jeffrey, I'm finally calling it quits on New Year's Eve.
02:12This is finally gonna end.
02:14Well, if it isn't Jeffrey's number one simp, Leah.
02:17Rejected by Jeffrey again?
02:19Just deliver your order, Miles.
02:21If it gets cold, you're gonna get a complaint.
02:33The number you dialed is not in service.
02:36No answer. I have to bring in breakfast.
02:43Leah, what the hell?
02:44It's too early for this one.
02:46What do you want? Just leave me alone.
02:48Jeffrey, hang up.
02:50Jeffrey, you can't hit the field on an empty stomach.
02:51What do you want to eat?
02:53There's a viral taco spot on the west side.
02:55Veggie tacos. Chloe doesn't eat meat.
02:58Got it.
02:59Oh, and uh, don't forget to take your stomach meds before...
03:06Jeffrey, do you want to stop?
03:23Shh.
03:24Hey, Anna.
03:25I have to go bring Jeffrey breakfast.
03:27I will be right back, I promise.
03:28Can you just cover for me for like, half an hour?
03:31Sure, but Jeffrey's the heir to the Maxwell family.
03:34You're from the South Bronx.
03:36It's been three years.
03:38He's never gonna want you.
03:39You gotta give it up.
03:42Soon, I'll be ready to let go of him.
03:51A new girlfriend already?
03:53Why am I not surprised?
04:00What took you so long?
04:02Well, the line was really long.
04:03I waited two hours.
04:05But I got veggie, like you asked.
04:09Jeffrey, this is your not-so-secret admirer?
04:13She looks so dopey.
04:18Here, try it.
04:21It has cilantro.
04:23I don't want it.
04:34Veggie tacos?
04:36She's the one who doesn't eat me.
04:38I do.
04:39Was it that difficult to get two different ones?
04:42Are you actually brain dead?
04:44I am so sorry.
04:46I'll get them for you tomorrow.
04:48Do you want chicken or beef?
04:49Tomorrow?
04:50I have nothing to eat today.
04:51You're just wasting my time.
04:54I've held on for three years.
04:56I can't let it all go to waste.
05:01If you're not eating it, you can just throw it out.
05:03No need to get angry over a sin.
05:09Fuck off.
05:10Hear that?
05:12Jeffrey told you to fuck off.
05:15I was telling you to fuck off.
05:19You're just a one-night stand.
05:21I've been loyal to him for three years.
05:23I'm more important to Jeffrey.
05:29Leah, stop being delusional.
05:32The future wife of the Maxwell heir isn't some girl from...
05:38Literal slums.
05:39My family expects an Aries from a good family with a pedigree, not a charity case.
05:48Jeffrey, I've been loyal to you for three years.
05:50Do my feelings really mean nothing to you?
05:53If you want to torture yourself, fine.
05:56My birthday party's on Friday.
05:58Come, I guess.
06:00Okay.
06:01What would you like as a gift?
06:05A gift?
06:06From you?
06:08You broke Leah.
06:09There's nothing that you can afford that I need.
06:22So where is she supposed to be here?
06:24I don't know.
06:24She was here like two hours ago?
06:26Two hours ago?
06:27She's supposed to cover...
06:27Uh, she's right here.
06:29Leah, where the hell you been?
06:30If you're late one more time, I'm docking your pay for a month.
06:44Bianca Black.
06:45Hearest to the Black family fortune and a total Jeffrey obsessive.
06:49Too bad for her, Jeffrey slept with half the state of the body,
06:52but he won't give her the time of day.
07:00You're that book-worn Leah, right?
07:02I heard that you worked three part-time jobs
07:04and still have time to suck up to Jeffrey.
07:07It has to be hard work.
07:09You know all those rumors?
07:11The online chats meant to embarrass me?
07:13Locking me in the library bathroom until midnight?
07:17That was all you, wasn't it?
07:19You put this onto yourself.
07:20I mean, I can't even believe that you want to marry into the Maxwell family.
07:24Jeffrey is mine.
07:26Hmph.
07:26Did you know that you slept with, like, half the student body,
07:29and yet you only come after me?
07:31Could it be you actually think I'm a threat?
07:34A slut from the slums like you is not a threat to me.
07:38Great.
07:38Well, I have work to do, so if you're not going to order...
07:41There's the door.
07:42Who said anything about not ordering?
07:45Great! What can I get for you?
07:48Hmm...
07:48Let me do an iced Americano.
07:54You know what? Actually, let me do an iced latte with three pumps of cinnamon, three pumps of sugar, caramel
08:00drizzle, and vanilla cold foam.
08:03Did you get all that?
08:05You know what? Actually, let me just do a vanilla latte.
08:15You know what?
08:16You know what? Let me just do the iced Americano.
08:23Okay, here's your Americano.
08:33Oh, my God! Just because I took a little bit of time to order, you spilled coffee all over me?
08:39Leah, what is going on?
08:42I did not do anything wrong.
08:44I'm the heiress to the Black family, so who are you going to believe? This waitress or me?
08:49Well, we could just check the cameras.
08:54I know that you guys rent this place from a Black family, and I would hate to see your rent
08:59double next year.
09:01Leah, apologize to Miss Black right now.
09:06Did you hear him? Apologize.
09:10I'm sorry, Miss Black.
09:16Just hold on. Two more days until New Year's.
09:21Jeffrey, you're here. You know, she found out that I liked you and poured coffee all over me for revenge.
09:28Shhh.
09:28Leah, I didn't expect you to be so petty.
09:30You bullied Bianca because she likes me.
09:32You can do whatever you want.
09:34You can wear anything.
09:35You'll never be anything as a poor trash.
09:38You're not worthy of me.
09:40Let's go.
09:48Looks like someone got rejected again.
09:51New Year's is on Friday.
09:52How long have you been chasing him for?
09:55Boss, Miles is slacking off again.
09:59Miles, again?
10:01I'm confiscating your tips as well.
10:19Last day. It's finally over.
10:25Ah, finally off work.
10:27Today is Jeffrey's birthday.
10:29I'm going to make a cake as a gift.
10:45Eleven fifty. In ten minutes, it will be exactly three years since I started chasing Jeffrey.
10:59Jeffrey, happy birthday.
11:00You know, I've had feelings for you forever.
11:03Can I be your girlfriend?
11:11She's gorgeous.
11:13Way prettier than Bianca.
11:15Who is she?
11:17Why does she look so familiar?
11:20Jeffrey?
11:22Happy birthday.
11:23Am I saying things?
11:25That's Leah.
11:27That bitch.
11:29Ruining everything.
11:30How did she suddenly get so pretty?
11:33Leah, you're late.
11:34You think you're going to get my attention like this?
11:38Wait.
11:40Isn't this Jeffrey's number one simp?
11:43It looks like the ugly duckling thinks she's a sloan.
11:47You really think that you can get Jeffrey's attention now that you've rented a dress?
11:52Well, I hate to break it to you, but the Maxwell family is the richest in LA.
11:56A trailer trash like you could never fit in with them.
12:03Almost time.
12:05Last chance.
12:07Jeffrey.
12:08I like you.
12:11Can I be your girlfriend?
12:13Jeffrey.
12:14I really like you.
12:16Can I be your girlfriend?
12:19How many times has she confessed now?
12:22999 times.
12:24And this is the last.
12:27Jeffrey?
12:28I made this for you.
12:30It's one of a time.
12:41You cheap bitch.
12:43You'll never deserve someone like me.
12:46Jeffrey rejected me 999 times in a row.
12:49I tried for three years to change him.
12:51I know he must feel something for me.
12:54Jeffrey?
12:56This is my last time asking you.
12:58Is that your final answer?
13:06Handmade?
13:07One of a kind?
13:09Leah, wake up.
13:16You can win a losing game.
13:23Miles to the rescue.
13:24He's such a simp for Bianca.
13:26The university's two biggest simps are both here.
13:30Leah, you are relentless.
13:31I give up.
13:33Well, looks like I won.
13:35Why is Miles defending this bitch?
13:39Leah?
13:40What are you talking about?
13:42What did you win?
13:45Jeffrey, I chased you for three years.
13:50Three years.
13:51I was on call for you 24-7, always putting you first.
13:55And you just turned all of it into something to brag about.
13:58This is the 999th time I am the list.
14:08It's too late.
14:10Game's over.
14:15Leah, are you crazy? How dare you hit me?
14:18You slump bitch!
14:19Have you got a death wish?
14:27Watch your mouth or you're gonna be sorry when you find out who I really am.
14:32Leah, you slump bitch! How dare you hit a rich heiress like Bianca!
14:36Leah's dress actually looks pretty expensive.
14:41It's just a rental.
14:43Yeah.
14:43You think she can afford that?
14:46Bitch, I am about to make your life a living hell.
14:57Bianca Black, you wear fake designer clothes every day.
15:01Did you know that?
15:02It actually took a lot of effort for me not to expose you.
15:06I don't know what she's talking about. That's nonsense.
15:09Leah, are you out of your mind?
15:11How dare you hit Bianca and throwing wine on her?
15:14Like, what's wrong with you?
15:15Apologize her right now.
15:18Apologize? Really?
15:20She's made fun of me.
15:21Turned our classmates against me.
15:23Locked me in a bathroom until midnight.
15:24So, I kind of think that this is getting off easy.
15:28And I'm actually feeling a bit generous today.
15:30So I won't hold your past against you, but here's a little advice.
15:33Stay the hell away from me.
15:38Leah acts more like a rich heiress than Bianca does.
15:43Leah, how could Bianca possibly...
15:46Leah, where are you going?
15:48The game's over, Jeffrey.
15:50Happy birthday.
15:54The new year has begun.
15:56I am no longer a humble sim.
15:59Let's go, Miles.
16:02I won?
16:03You said it yourself.
16:05Yes, you won.
16:07I give up, Ms. Powell.
16:12Uh-huh.
16:14Let me reintroduce myself.
16:18I am Leah Powell.
16:21Heir to the wealthiest family in New York.
16:23Powell's.
16:24Everyone dotes on me.
16:27Except him.
16:29The youngest son of the wealthy Windsor family and a total jerk,
16:33Miles Windsor.
16:34We are both very competitive.
16:35We've been rivals since childhood.
16:38Neither of us willing to admit defeat.
16:43Leah, you know we got the highest grade in our class this year?
16:47And I got the highest in the whole school.
16:50You can't beat me.
16:57Yeah.
16:59That tech stock that I bought skyrocketed in New York's crash.
17:03Looks like I won.
17:04Over the last decade, we competed countless times.
17:07We traded wins, but never settled the score.
17:10Until high school graduation, when we decided to finish this.
17:16Miles?
17:20Brave enough to take a bet?
17:22Don't tempt me. I've been going easy on you.
17:24Yeah, right. I've been letting you win.
17:27Graduation's coming soon.
17:29I know you want to go to MIT.
17:31I'm going to bet one million dollars that you get in.
17:35Hmm. Then I bet you also get into MIT.
17:38And I bet even at MIT you still compete with me.
17:41I also bet one million dollars.
17:44Well, you're going to lose.
17:45Oh.
17:47So we both rejected our acceptance to MIT and ended up at a state university.
17:53So you gave up your guaranteed spot at MIT just to beat me?
17:56So did you. You got the acceptance letter, but you chose to come here just to win.
18:02Quite a coincidence, us coming to the same school.
18:04Unless you followed me.
18:07Don't flatter yourself.
18:09But since we're both here, let's look out for each other.
18:17We still don't have a winner.
18:19Let's bet on who can survive here without family money.
18:22I don't think the pampered young winster is going to last a week.
18:26I'm pampered? Aren't you the exact same?
18:29Cut the crap. Are you in?
18:31Not a penny from home.
18:33Let's see who can earn tuition and living expenses by working.
18:37Fine.
18:38Fine.
18:44This sucks.
18:46Why did I challenge Miles to a suffering contest?
18:53Are you working overtime to beat me, Miss Pal?
18:56Why are you here? Just to laugh at me?
18:59You haven't eaten, right?
19:01The packaging leaked.
19:02Sauce everywhere.
19:04Customer rejected it.
19:06You want to share?
19:08Cheeseburger?
19:09Yes.
19:14I did not know a cheeseburger could taste this good.
19:18Wait, are you going to have to pay for this?
19:21Do you work all day for nothing?
19:23It's fine.
19:24I already found three more part-time jobs.
19:27You're working that hard just to beat me.
19:34Slow down.
19:35You're making a mess.
19:37What, you don't want my greasy hands messing up your hair?
19:40No. Please.
19:42To win, Miles and I worked desperately.
19:46Rumors started spreading that we were from the slums.
19:48We didn't correct them.
19:53We didn't correct them.
19:57Wait, Bianca?
20:00Is that the new one?
20:01Eliminate Audition Birkin?
20:04Oh, don't touch it. Don't touch it.
20:06That bag is obviously fake.
20:08Hermes doesn't make that bag.
20:10Miles, look at that.
20:20Stop looking.
20:22Jeffrey's a heartthrob.
20:24He's not into girls like you.
20:26Excuse me.
20:28Are you calling me ugly?
20:30Everyone knows he only dates busty hot girls.
20:33Hey, I'm...
20:36I'm busty.
20:37And for your information, if I won a guy, I could get him.
20:42The guy's a professional player.
20:44The only way he'd sinth over you is if you told him to pound on yours.
20:48Please, I don't need a title.
20:49Watch me.
20:50I'll make him fall so hard he'll forget how to be a player.
20:54Fine.
20:54Since you're so confident, if you can catch Jeffrey, I can get Bianca.
21:00Okay.
21:01You're on.
21:03We have three years until graduation.
21:05Whoever seduces their target, without using their family name, wins.
21:12Get ready to lose, Leah.
21:16Three years passed.
21:18I didn't bit Jeffrey, and Miles didn't get Bianca.
21:21But he gave up.
21:23So I won.
21:24You chased Bianca for three years.
21:26You didn't feel anything for her, even a little?
21:30I only chased her because of that bet.
21:33Besides, I already have someone that I like.
21:34Are you serious?
21:36You have a crush and you didn't tell me?
21:38You have to tell me right now!
21:39Tell me, you're all...
21:40Hey!
21:40Get you!
21:44Hey!
21:49Actually, Leah...
21:51I've always...
22:07Mr. Brown?
22:10Long time no see.
22:12How are you?
22:14Ms. Powell.
22:16Ever since you made that bet with Mr. Windsor about being self-made,
22:20you've worked through every holiday.
22:23Your dad and your brother haven't seen you in four years.
22:26How are dad and Ethan?
22:28Your dad knows that today is the last day of your bet,
22:30and he sent me to check on you.
22:32I'm fine. Just tell them I'll come home after graduation.
22:37It's getting late.
22:39Why don't I give you a ride back to your dorm?
22:43I've got to go, Miles.
22:44We'll talk tomorrow, okay?
23:02Miles, the heir of the Windsor family,
23:04is working as a valet and delivery boy
23:07just to play a game with Leah?
23:08You're embarrassing the entire New York High Society.
23:11Leah likes it.
23:13I'll play along as long as she's happy.
23:28Leah, it's past eight.
23:31Aren't you delivering Jeffrey breakfast?
23:33No, I'm done chasing him.
23:37What? Are you serious?
23:39Yep.
23:40Okay, but you still need to get up.
23:44You're going to be late for work.
23:46No, I'm not.
23:48I quit all my jobs.
23:50How are you going to afford to live?
23:55Anna, I should tell you the truth.
23:58I'm the heir to the palace.
24:00The wealthiest family in New York.
24:06No fever?
24:09You must be traumatized by Jeffrey and hallucinating.
24:13Shoot, I've got to get to work.
24:26Leah, you've finally answered.
24:30Your brother and I have missed you so much.
24:33I'm sorry, Dad.
24:34I missed you guys too.
24:36I just transferred 80 million into your account
24:39for pocket money.
24:41Dad, the reason I kept blocking you
24:43was because you kept sending me so much money.
24:46Oh, come on.
24:48Can't a father give his daughter a little allowance?
24:53Sure, Dad.
24:57I worked like a dog for three years
24:59and only saved $1,300?
25:09You know what?
25:12I think I deserve a day to rest.
25:15A day without hard work or pressure
25:17is so wonderful.
25:18Even the air smells sweeter.
25:22Leah, why aren't you answering my phone calls?
25:25Why should I answer your phone calls?
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