00:00Just go about your normal daily business and ignore us completely.
00:02Ah, right, aye, like, documentary, like.
00:04That's right, then.
00:04Right, got the aye.
00:06Okay.
00:12Are you okay there?
00:12I'm waiting for you to say go.
00:14No, don't do that.
00:14Just ignore us completely.
00:16Go about your normal daily business.
00:17Ah, right, aye, documentary, like.
00:18Yeah, this is a documentary.
00:19Right, I like those.
00:30Oh, look, you silly, bloody girl.
00:33You've spilled the milk, which is understandable, considering your mother's left and you're feeling vulnerable.
00:37You see, that's what happens, you see, when the female influence deteriorates.
00:39Can I just hold you there?
00:41Can you act naturally?
00:42Ah, right, aye.
00:43My daughter's just spilled some milk and I'm not happy.
00:44Not to the camera.
00:45Right.
00:46You've been naughty, so get to your room.
00:48I can't.
00:48No, love, when I say that, I want you to go.
00:50No way, old bugger.
00:51It's your fault, me mum left.
00:52You were sleeping with me auntie.
00:53Stop.
00:54I don't think this is going to work.
00:55I could pretend I've just found out me six-year-old daughter's getting married.
00:58Let's go again.
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