00:01Oh, it's that bloke from accounts. Um, what's his name? What shall I do? Just nod or say something or
00:06what?
00:07Oh dear, it's him from sales. We've never spoken, but I've seen him around. Now, do I walk past and
00:14pretend I don't know him, or should I acknowledge him somehow?
00:17I'll just say hello, but what if he ignores me? I'm gonna look a right prat.
00:22I know, I'll just smile and nod. No, no, better not do that, he might think I'm gay.
00:27Should I shake hands with him? Better not. I've just been to the loo and washed my hands.
00:31Don't try, he might think I've piddled on him. I'll speak first, I'll just say, hi, how are you?
00:37Oh, I wish I were dead or drunk. It's easier to speak to strangers when you're drunk, but what the
00:43hell do you say when you're stone cold sober?
00:45I'll just make eye contact and nod, I think. Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you?
00:50Eye contact and nod. Eye contact and nod. Say it now, say it now.
00:55Eye, eye, eye, eye, eye. I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that.
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