00:06Can I help you?
00:08Uh, yeah, I am.
00:09Name?
00:10David Longley, I rented a car.
00:12Hold the fuck on a moment, please.
00:17Now, okay, David, when I buzz, opens the door.
00:21But listen here, because this is important.
00:24You've got to open it a half beat after I start buzzing.
00:28If you try to open it a quarter beat before the half beat or a quarter beat after,
00:32the door won't open and we'll just have to repeat the process over and over and over again
00:36until you finally get it.
00:38Okay.
00:38David, I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:43Doors are tricky.
00:45Sure.
00:46Sure, yeah, yeah. Doors are tricky.
00:49Agreed.
00:51Dammit, sorry, I didn't...
00:53Try again.
00:57Rushed it. Try again.
01:03Fuck out, David!
01:19Hello!
01:21Hello, David.
01:24Longer walk than you thought, right?
01:26Yeah.
01:28Okay.
01:29I'll see you when you get up here.
01:50I'll stop right down the mark.
01:57Slate, your name for the camera?
01:58Sorry, Slate?
02:00It just means say your name.
02:02Ah, uh, David Longley.
02:05Oh, your car would be a 1994 Saturn SL.
02:08A Saturn?
02:09I thought they were out of business.
02:11Not here.
02:14Are those the only cars you have?
02:15Those are the only fucking ones we need.
02:21What are you doing with that photo there?
02:23Oh, your headshot?
02:23Yeah.
02:24Is this a problem?
02:25Yeah.
02:26Why?
02:26Because I don't ever remember taking that picture.
02:30And?
02:31And?
02:32And?
02:32And?
02:33And?
02:33And?
02:33And...
02:35I'm not an actor.
02:40Could you say that one more time, please?
02:42Could I say what one more time?
02:43What you just said.
02:44I'm not an actor.
02:46That's it.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Go ahead.
02:54I'm not an actor.
02:58I think all of us tend to act a lot, David.
03:02I think we perform more than we think we do.
03:04It's not necessarily a bad thing.
03:07There are moments of real honest-to-goodness truth in performance, right?
03:12Sure.
03:15Maybe.
03:16In fact, sometimes we have to perform to get to the truth.
03:23It's a more painful route, but sometimes pain is good.
03:32I love that.
03:33You should say that more often when I say the thing I say.
03:36I will.
03:37From now on.
03:39Thank you for taking my note.
03:40Now, do you want the GPS, David?
03:43No.
03:43I'll just hook up my phone using a USB.
03:45There are no USBs in these cars.
03:46There's no USB in a Saturn SL fucking 1994.
03:50Of course.
03:50Well, I'll just listen to the GPS on my phone.
03:53But what if your phone craps out on you?
03:54I don't think my phone will crap out.
03:58It might, David.
03:59What if it does?
04:00People's phones crap out.
04:01They crap out on them all the time.
04:02My phone's never crapped out on me.
04:04But what if it does, David?
04:07Won't you remember this exact conversation?
04:09And won't you think,
04:10Fuck me.
04:11Fuck me so very, very hard.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:19What is this place?
04:20This is a car rental agency.
04:22Do you want the GPS?
04:24You want the GPS, David?
04:36Sure.
04:37Fuck ya!
04:40I'm sorry.
04:47You want the GPS.
04:49I'll just like wait to see the GPS.
04:49You can do it.
04:51Maybe it's a car rental agency.
04:51You can do it.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:54Okay, I can do it.
04:55It's a car rental now.
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