00:04Don't worry cowboy, I'll let you live, but it will be worse, it will be worse because
00:20I'll be all around you, far into the desert, in everything you hear, my name will be there.
00:31In everything you see, my name will be there.
00:37In the whispering wind, my name will be there.
00:41Under each heavy footstep you take, is my name.
00:46My name will be that wall you endlessly run into.
00:55And you'll be afraid cowboy, afraid even of your shadow.
01:01There you go.
01:02There you go.
01:17Do you hear me?
01:20Do you hear me?
01:24There you go.
01:47Oh, my God.
02:05Lincoln's convoy passed through here.
02:08Not far from where we used to live.
02:13You okay?
02:15I'm doing well. Why?
02:16Well, we're going to have to face the man who almost killed you.
02:18It's more like he's going to have to face us.
02:21Okay, so here we are.
02:23I'm being serious and you're acting all tough.
02:25Well, of course I am because we're three against one.
02:27And together we're stronger.
02:30I'm so scared something will happen to you.
03:15It's the convoy. Looks like they're boxed in.
03:20Look at the soldiers on the ground.
03:21The bodies with the gray and red uniforms are sentinels.
03:24The president's personal guard.
03:25You're obviously blindsided.
03:30In everything you hear, in everything you see, my name will be there.
03:36Yoo-hoo.
03:37Hey, analysis of the situation.
03:40Okay.
03:42Uphill, there are shooters hiding in the rocks.
03:44And downhill, the wagons have been blown up.
03:46But no cannon fire.
03:48So either they're out of artillery, or they've been sabotaged like that one.
03:54Did you hear that cracking?
03:55It's a Sharps 59.
03:56It's coming from the wagons.
04:00There's a sniper keeping the enemy in check.
04:02With all the sentinels that have fallen, you won't hold that long.
04:05In other words, we need to figure out how to cross a 300-yard open field with a bunch of
04:10heavily-armed, trigger-happy idiots watching us.
04:13Yep.
04:14We're going to need a battle plan that's...
04:17daring.
04:18Imprudent.
04:19Suicidal.
04:21Stupid, then.
04:22Stupid.
04:24Stupid.
04:30Just give up.
04:32Freeze!
04:34No, shit!
04:39Come on.
04:42Over there!
04:44Stupid.
05:00What?
05:01Sorry, but in the Odyssey it worked and Ulysses hid under the sheep's bellies.
05:04No problem.
05:04Bushes don't walk!
05:05What was your idea?
05:06You drew a blank.
05:19I surrender!
05:21No more lives!
05:24Do you hear me?
05:27I surrender!
05:29But my Winchester doesn't!
05:34It's the President!
05:40Move it!
05:41Hurry up!
05:47Hurry!
05:49Woo!
05:51Hell of a change from Congress!
05:58You should leave us alone for a while.
06:00Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States, ready to serve.
06:05I'm so happy to see you, Luke.
06:06How long has it been?
06:07Almost three years, Mr. President.
06:08That's so funny.
06:09I was thinking of old friends and how I should invite them to Washington and pow.
06:13Here we are together under siege in New Mexico.
06:15Talk about kismet.
06:16We're not here by chance, Mr. President.
06:18What do you mean?
06:24There's going to be a coup?
06:25Come on, we just won the election.
06:27Really, these guys have no patience.
06:28No, but they do have guns, Mr. President.
06:30So we're here to rescue you.
06:32Oh, is that why you brought your team?
06:33Now I get it.
06:35Between us, the lonesome cowboy, who doesn't wash, talk, or smile.
06:39A bit outdated and cliche, if you know what I mean.
06:41It does make me sad, though.
06:43Are your defenses strong?
06:44Yes.
06:45Of course.
06:46At least so far.
06:47They attacked us by surprise, but my men...
06:49fought tooth and nail.
06:50I sent a fireteam behind enemy lines to neutralize their cannons.
06:54The mission must have been successful.
06:55Otherwise, they would have wiped us out.
06:57But none of them came back alive.
06:59Ever since then, we've held on.
07:01Did you try to escape?
07:02Of course.
07:03But from above, they've got us surrounded on all three sides.
07:05And ever since they captured our wagon over there, they've closed our rear flank.
07:09Okay, we're surrounded.
07:11However...
07:11Hmm.
07:12Luckily, we have an excellent sniper to keep the enemy in check.
07:17Me.
07:30I've always been a Wild West man at heart.
07:32I can feel it in my bones.
07:33It awakens something in me.
07:34I feel so much more alive.
07:36And if there's one thing that I've learned so far...
07:38Is that the River Rat needs to come home right now!
07:44The River Rat needs to come home right now!
07:47The River Rat can right now?
07:49It's a code.
07:50I sent him to retrieve the ammo off the bodies.
07:53River Rat, Bambini!
07:54I mean Corporal Bambini!
07:56Come back!
07:56Right away!
07:58Impossible!
07:59What do you mean impossible?
08:00What's wrong with you?
08:02What are you waiting for, Bambini?
08:04For Congress to pass a law against lazy ass...
08:07It's...
08:08Look over there.
08:12It must be one of the men I sent to sabotage the cannons over there.
08:22Come on, hurry up!
08:26That's all?
08:27How many are there?
08:2937.
08:30Count them again.
08:36I lost hope, Sergeant.
08:39Fierce, Mr. President.
08:47I'm the only survivor.
08:49It's as bad as Gettysburg.
08:51It's not a pretty sight.
08:53Permission to resupply and go back and fight, Mr. President.
08:56All their cannons are destroyed, but they still have shooters.
08:59Nice work, Sergeant.
09:00Come on.
09:01Hey, the other side of the lines.
09:03Did you see where the enemy was hiding?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Why?
09:07Because we're gonna need you.
09:15Well, we don't have enough bullets to hold them off.
09:17Oh, well, Bambini can always go and find some.
09:20That won't help in the long run.
09:22Mr. President, we have to attempt a breakout.
09:24You want us to flee?
09:25Like Southerners?
09:26I don't take sides, Mr. President.
09:28I take action.
09:30This is the rallying point.
09:32We are in the middle.
09:34The enemy is here and here.
09:37Because you already eliminated 23 of their men, they will have to redeploy.
09:41He's right.
09:42Thanks to the President's sharp shooting on their left flank, they all rallied here and
09:46found shelter on higher ground.
09:49Which means that by crossing both of their firing angles...
09:57Now there's a blind spot.
09:58But the last 10 yards before the rallying point is exposed to rain.
10:02Which means we'll die.
10:05Unless, of course, we could cover our entire bodies with metal plates.
10:09Look at these.
10:09They put a bunch of these all over the wagons.
10:12We'll slide these under our clothes to protect us.
10:14We're gonna destroy them.
10:17Mr. President, with all due respect to you, I honestly doubt that we'll ever want...
10:21Well, if push comes to shove, it fails.
10:22We run away.
10:23Z wins.
10:24The system collapses.
10:25She kills people and makes Bampini her toy.
10:27Wait, what?
10:28No, why would I become her toy?
10:30And as for me, I'll fect my own death.
10:32Then I'll come join your little team.
10:34Then, all together, we can go to the plains of South Dakota.
10:38Just a bunch of outlaws hunting outlaws.
10:40Tracking men and rewards.
10:41The renegades.
10:43Okay.
10:44Or we evacuate in two separate groups.
10:46You three, go with Pierce and Bampini to find reinforcements.
10:49They've already crossed enemy lines.
10:50They'll be able to guide you.
10:51The men and I will create a diversion to fool them.
10:54They'll concentrate their gunfire on us so you can escape.
10:56We'll hold them for as long as necessary.
11:01Let's go.
11:14You can't stay here.
11:16I mean, we need you.
11:17With us.
11:19Right now, they need my help here.
11:20What if something goes wrong?
11:25I've got things to tell you.
11:27One more reason to save the country and its freedom of speech.
11:34Don't worry.
11:45You'll take care of the girls?
11:46Well, I mean, all of them.
11:50Everyone.
11:53Everyone.
12:05Hey, you okay?
12:06No.
12:09For courage.
12:17Mr. President, would you like some?
12:21Just a second.
12:23Can I try?
12:33I know that smell.
12:34And I know you.
12:36It's chloroform.
12:38It's chloro-what?
12:42What the hell's going on, Pierce?
12:43That's not Pierce.
12:45He took the uniform off his dead body.
12:48But he forgot this little detail.
12:52The red badge of courage.
12:54It's for those who fought in Pittsburgh.
12:56Except he couldn't have been there.
12:58It happened on the same day as the worst battle he ever saw.
13:01Gettysburg.
13:02Almost 200 miles from Pittsburgh.
13:05Sentinels!
13:21Kiteinels!
13:23Notια Ноал lemongre.
13:30Kiteinels!
13:32Kiteinels!
13:39Kiteinels!
13:41I don't know.
14:23What are you doing?
14:25What are you doing?
14:30But the right question isn't that.
14:32The right question is, are all of your weapons pointed the right way?
14:52We've been waiting for your signal.
15:22We've been waiting for your signal.
15:50We've been waiting for your signal.
16:00We've been waiting for your signal.
16:18I put you all the way over here so you can enjoy the scent of the pine trees.
16:23It's impressive how smells can bring back memories.
16:26As I recall, we're not far away.
16:29It's like coming home.
16:31You can smell gunpowder, fear, blood.
16:44Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you.
16:47Look at the one who spared your life.
16:50When he could have easily killed you instead.
16:52What?
16:55What?
17:13What?
17:21it's time for you to sign lincoln eight letters one period and it's over
17:33you really think i'm gonna hand you over new mexico yes and in all legality
17:36a first step in renewing the united states we're plunging into chaos
17:41how dare you mention chaos when you've destroyed all our values you promised everything to the
17:46people including freedom to all freedom to speak think and own land that's not what the people
17:50need all they need is order and rules to follow to know where their place is so i'll make sure
17:55it all gets restored i'll empathy and progress even your pathetic abolition i'll dismantle
18:00everything yeah great fantasy you got there how many men do you have left four that's the
18:07exact number of times i'll politely and i politely ask you to fuck off now
18:16one down and next will be your private and i'll rip his eyes out after that your corporal
18:21now her toy
18:23now her toy
18:24now sign
18:44outside
18:57This is bad.
19:20Why are you smiling?
19:22I just located my finger.
19:24And that makes you smile?
19:26Yeah, it's the right one.
19:34Thank you for such a presidential gesture.
19:36And God bless America.
19:37My dad will bless your America.
19:41Maybe you should ask him for me.
20:05Long live the state of New New Mexico!
20:10This is the start of a new era!
20:13Finally!
20:14We have obtained what we wanted!
20:19Go, go, go!
20:26The Declaration!
20:28She stole my Declaration!
20:32Come on, guys!
20:33Let's hunt her down!
20:35Is that shit?
20:38Go, go, go!
20:52Go, go, go!
20:56Damn it!
21:03You have to save our Louise!
21:05No!
21:07No!
21:11No!
21:14No!
21:17No!
21:23No!
21:23No!
21:24I don't know.
22:09I don't know.
22:35I don't know.
22:37Mr. President.
22:43Wow.
22:45Now that's what you call protection.
23:15I'm going to kill you.
23:17I'm going to kill you.
23:38Help!
23:39Help!
23:40Let me go!
23:41Help!
23:42Help!
23:44Help!
23:47Help!
23:49Help!
23:49Help!
23:51Help!
23:54Help!
24:10Help!
24:15Help!
24:22Help!
24:24Help!
24:26Help!
24:29Help!
24:30Help!
24:33Look at his hand.
24:35He won't.
24:36He's afraid he'll miss.
24:38He also knows I'm a quicker draw than him.
24:47In order not to tremble you must have a heart of stone.
24:51But you decided to let them back into your life.
24:58Now you're paralyzed.
25:01You won't be able to save her.
25:02Yes you will!
25:04Shoot!
25:18Do you hear it coming Luke?
25:23The miracle?
25:26It's that special moment when lightning strikes the same place where it did before.
25:34Today's second lesson is in the west.
25:37If someone wears sleeves it's not because they're cold.
25:40It's to hide the cards.
25:52Do you see Luke?
25:53He's a cheater.
25:54That's what makes him quicker.
26:13I've made fun for you at this point.
26:16Don't miss anything!
26:16He's almost mad!
26:20You're not mad!
26:21You're not mad!
26:22You're not mad!
26:24I want to be mad!
26:25People run away with me!
26:25Oh no!
26:30You understand when you have a head.
26:43Oh, my God.
27:02Oh, my God.
27:48I told you I'd kill you.
28:09I wanted to know what it felt like to be the real calamity.
28:39Oh, my God.
28:42One of the most remarkable figures, a true hero from the Wild West, someone who, I must
28:48admit, I've always been a fan of, the one and only Calamity Jane.
29:09Mr. President, this is an honor.
29:14Excuse me.
29:15Sorry.
29:15Do you mind holding this for me, please?
29:19What are you doing here?
29:20Oh, well, I'm here with Mrs. Jane for her book.
29:23What do you mean?
29:23She didn't mention it?
29:25We're relaunching the franchise as a photo note.
29:27Calamity Jane, volume three.
29:29The title's mine.
29:30Real feats caught in the act.
29:31There's action and emotion, 100% authentic.
29:33She told me the whole story.
29:35Like, earlier in the forest, when she took on 32 desperados before saving you all.
29:39Thank goodness she was there.
29:44Well, then, um, did she save us to save us, or for her book, then?
29:50Muybridge.
29:51Photograph.
29:53Find your places, please.
29:55Are you ready, Mr. President?
30:00Stand still.
30:23That was really super intense.
30:27When we said a lot of things, when we avoided saying a lot of things, this means
30:35you'll be leaving, am I right?
30:39Come on, Muybridge.
30:40We're out of here.
30:41I've got work to do.
30:42Coming.
30:42Coming.
30:43Joe's on the run again.
30:45He robbed Marshall City.
30:46You know him.
30:47While he was playing Marshall protecting the bank, he ended up robbing the bank.
30:54Okay.
30:54I think I have everything.
30:56No.
30:57Hold on.
30:57I'm sorry.
30:58Miss, over there.
30:59What's your name?
31:01Me?
31:02Yes, you.
31:03What's your name?
31:04It's for the book.
31:05Your name is Luis.
31:07I'm Luis.
31:09I'm Luis.
31:09I'm Luis.
31:39I'm Luis.
31:40Lucky.
31:42Lucky.
31:45Her name's Lucky Louise.
32:14On three, one, two,
32:17one, two,
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