00:04Don't worry cowboy, I'll let you live, but it will be worse, it will be worse because
00:20I'll be all around you, far into the desert, in everything you hear, my name will be there.
00:31In everything you see, my name will be there.
00:37In the whispering wind, my name will be there.
00:41Under each heavy footstep you take, is my name.
00:46My name will be that wall you endlessly run into.
00:55And you'll be afraid cowboy, afraid even of your shadow.
01:01There you go.
01:02There you go.
01:16There you go.
01:18There you go.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:52AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
02:05Lincoln's convoy passed through here.
02:08It's not far from where we used to live.
02:13You okay?
02:15I'm doing well, why?
02:16Well, we're gonna have to face the man who almost killed you.
02:19It's more like he's gonna have to face us.
02:21Okay, so here we are.
02:23I'm being serious and you're acting all tough.
02:25Well, of course I am because we're three against one.
02:28And together we're stronger.
02:30I'm so scared something will happen to you.
03:15It's the convoy. Looks like they're boxed in.
03:20Look at the soldiers on the ground.
03:21The bodies with the gray and red uniforms are sentinels.
03:24The president's personal guard.
03:25You are obviously blindsided.
03:30In everything you hear.
03:32In everything you see.
03:34My name will be there.
03:37Hey, analysis of the situation.
03:40Okay.
03:42Uphill there are shooters hiding in the rocks.
03:44And downhill the wagons have been blown up.
03:46But no cannon fire.
03:48So either they're out of artillery.
03:50Or they've been sabotaged like that one.
03:54Did you hear that cracking?
03:55It's a sharps 59.
03:56It's coming from the wagons.
04:00There's a sniper keeping the enemy in check.
04:02With all the sentinels that have fallen, you won't hold that long.
04:05In other words, we need to figure out how to cross a 300 yard open field with a bunch of
04:10heavily armed trigger happy idiots watching us.
04:13Yep.
04:14We're gonna need a battle plan that's...
04:17daring.
04:18Imprudent.
04:19Suicidal.
04:20Stupid then.
04:22Stupid.
04:30Stupid.
04:34Stupid.
04:49Stupid.
04:49Stupid.
04:52Stupid.
04:53Stupid.
04:59Stupid.
05:00Stupid.
05:00Stupid.
05:01Sorry, but in the Odyssey it worked and Ulysses hid under the sheep's bellies.
05:04Don't problem.
05:04Bushes don't walk!
05:05What was your idea?
05:06You drew a blank.
05:19I surrender no more lives
05:24Do you hear me?
05:27I surrender
05:28But my Winchester doesn't
05:33It's the president
05:40Move it! Hurry up!
05:47Hurry!
05:51Hell of a change for cucks!
05:57They should leave us alone for a while
06:00Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the United States
06:02Ready to serve
06:05I'm so happy to see you, Luke
06:06How long has it been?
06:07Almost three years, Mr. President
06:08That's so funny
06:09I was thinking of old friends
06:10And how I should invite them to Washington
06:12And pow
06:12Here we are together under siege in New Mexico
06:15Talk about kismet
06:16We're not here by chance, Mr. President
06:18What do you mean?
06:24There's gonna be a coup?
06:25Come on, we just won the election
06:27Really, these guys have no patience
06:28No, but they do have guns, Mr. President
06:30So we're here to rescue you
06:31Oh, is that why you brought your team?
06:33Now I get it
06:34Between us, the lonesome cowboy
06:36Who doesn't wash, talk, or smile
06:39A bit outdated and cliché, if you know what I mean
06:41Does make me sad, though
06:42Are your defenses strong?
06:44Yes
06:45Of course
06:45At least so far
06:47They attacked us by surprise
06:48But my men fought tooth and nail
06:50I sent a fire team behind enemy lines
06:52To neutralize their cannons
06:53The mission must have been successful
06:55Otherwise they would have wiped us out
06:57But none of them came back alive
06:59Ever since then, we've held on
07:00Did you try to escape?
07:02Of course, but from above
07:03They've got us surrounded on all three sides
07:05And ever since they captured our wagon over there
07:07They've closed our rear flank
07:08Okay, we're surrounded
07:09However
07:11Hmm
07:11Luckily
07:13We have an excellent sniper
07:14To keep the enemy in check
07:17Me
07:30I've always been a Wild West man at heart
07:31I can feel it in my bones
07:33It awakens something in me
07:34I feel so much more alive
07:36And if there's one thing that I've learned so far
07:38Is that the river rat needs to come home
07:41Right now
07:44The river rat needs to come home
07:46Right now
07:46The river rat count right now
07:49It's a code
07:50I sent him to retrieve the ammo off the bodies
07:53River rat Bambini
07:54I mean Corporal Bambini
07:56Come back right away
07:58Impossible
07:59What do you mean impossible?
08:00What's wrong with you?
08:02What are you waiting for Bambini?
08:04For Congress to pass a law against lazy ass
08:06Look over there
08:12It must be one of the men I sent to sabotage the cannons over there
08:22Come on, hurry up
08:27That's all?
08:27How many are there?
08:2937
08:31Count them again
08:36I lost hope
08:37Sergeant
08:39Fierce, Mr. President
08:47I'm the only survivor
08:49It's as bad as Gettysburg
08:50It's not a pretty sight
08:53Permission to resupply and go back and fight, Mr. President
08:56All their cannons are destroyed, but they still have shooters
08:58Nice work, Sergeant
08:59Come on
09:01Hey, on the other side of the lines
09:03Did you see where the enemy was hiding?
09:05Yeah
09:06Why?
09:07Because we're gonna need you
09:15Well, we don't have enough bullets to hold them off
09:17Oh, well, Bambini can always go and find some
09:19That won't help in the long run
09:22Mr. President, we have to attempt a breakout
09:24You want us to flee?
09:25Like Southerners?
09:26I don't take sides, Mr. President
09:28I take action
09:30This is the rallying point
09:32We are in the middle
09:34The enemy is here
09:36And here
09:38Because you already eliminated 23 of their men
09:40Then they will have to redeploy
09:41He's right
09:42Thanks to the President's sharp shooting on their left flank
09:45They all rallied here
09:45And found shelter on higher ground
09:50Which means that
09:51By crossing
09:53Both of their firing angles
09:57Now there's a blind spot
09:58But the last ten yards before the rallying point is exposed to rain
10:01Which means we'll die
10:05Unless, of course
10:06We could cover our entire bodies with metal plates
10:08Look at these
10:09They put a bunch of these all over the wagons
10:11We'll slide these under our clothes to protect us
10:14We're gonna destroy them
10:17Mr. President
10:18With all due respect to you
10:19I honestly doubt that we'll ever work
10:21Well, if push comes to shove
10:21It fails
10:22We run away
10:23Z wins
10:24The system collapses
10:25She kills people
10:26And makes Bambini her toy
10:27Wait, what?
10:28No, why would I become her toy?
10:30And as for me
10:30I'll fake my own death
10:32Then I'll come join your little team
10:34Then, all together
10:35We can go
10:36To the plains of South Dakota
10:37Just a bunch of outlaws
10:39Hunting outlaws
10:40Tracking men and rewards
10:41The renegades
10:43Okay
10:44Or we evacuate in two separate groups
10:46You three
10:46Go with Pierce and Bambini
10:47To find reinforcements
10:48They've already crossed enemy lines
10:50They'll be able to guide you
10:51The men and I
10:52Will create a diversion
10:53To fool them
10:53They'll concentrate their gunfire on us
10:55So you can escape
10:56We'll hold them for as long as necessary
11:01Let's go
11:14You can't stay here
11:16I mean, we need you
11:17With us
11:18Right now they need my help here
11:20What if something goes wrong?
11:25I've got things to tell you
11:27One more reason to save the country
11:29And it's freedom of speech
11:34Don't worry
11:45You'll take care of the girls
11:47I mean, all of them
11:50Everyone
12:05Hey, you okay?
12:06No
12:10For courage
12:17Mr. President
12:19Would you like some?
12:21Just a second
12:23Can I try?
12:33I know that smell
12:34And I know you
12:37It's chloroform
12:38It's chloro-what?
12:42What the hell's going on, Pierce?
12:43That's not Pierce
12:45He took the uniform off his dead body
12:48But he forgot this little detail
12:52The red badge of courage
12:54It's for those who fought in Pittsburgh
12:56Except he couldn't have been there
12:58It happened on the same day
12:59As the worst battle he ever saw
13:01Gettysburg
13:02Almost 200 miles from Pittsburgh
13:04Sentinels
13:06Sentinels
13:06Sentinels
13:08Sentinels
13:09Sentinels
13:10Sentinels
13:11Sentinels
13:11Sentinels
13:14Sentinels
13:16Sentinels
13:17Sentinels
13:18Sentinels
13:19Sentinels
13:20Sentinels
13:20Sentinels
13:20Sentinels
13:21Sentinels
13:21Sentinels
13:22Sentinels
13:23Sentinels
13:32Sentinels
13:33I don't know.
14:10I don't know.
14:33The question is, are all of your weapons pointed the right way?
14:52We've been waiting for your signal.
15:22We've been waiting for your signal.
15:50We've been waiting for your signal.
16:00We've been waiting for your signal.
16:18I put you all the way over here so you can enjoy the scent of the pine trees.
16:23It's impressive how smells can bring back memories.
16:26As I recall, we're not far away.
16:29It's like coming home.
16:31You can smell gunpowder, fear, blood.
16:44Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you.
16:47Look at the one who spared your life.
16:50When he could have easily killed you instead.
16:53I'm dead.
17:21It's time for you to sign, Lincoln.
17:23Eight letters, one period, and it's over.
17:33You really think I'm going to hand you over to New Mexico?
17:35Yes, and in all legality.
17:37A first step in renewing the United States.
17:39We're plunging into chaos!
17:41How dare you mention chaos.
17:42When you've destroyed all our values, you promised everything to the people,
17:46including freedom to all, freedom to speak, think, and own land.
17:49That's not what the people need.
17:51All they need is order and rules to follow, to know where their place is.
17:54So I'll make sure it all gets restored.
17:56I'll empathy and progress, even your pathetic abolition.
17:59I'll dismantle everything.
18:00Yeah, great fantasy you've got there.
18:03How many men do you have left?
18:05Four.
18:07That's the exact number of times I'll politely ask.
18:09And I politely ask you to fuck off now.
18:16One down, and next will be your private, and I'll rip his eyes out.
18:20After that, your corporal.
18:21Not her toy.
18:23Not her toy.
18:38I'll sign.
18:44I'll sign.
18:57This is bad.
19:20Why are you smiling?
19:21I just located my finger.
19:23And that makes you smile?
19:25Well, yeah, it's the right one.
19:34Thank you for such a presidential gesture.
19:36And God bless America.
19:37My dad will bless your America.
19:41Maybe you should ask him for me.
20:05Long live the state of New New Mexico!
20:10This is the start of a new era.
20:14Finally, we have obtained what we wanted.
20:20Go, go, go!
20:21Please!
20:26The Declaration!
20:28Chase stole my Declaration!
20:32Come on, guys!
20:33Let's hunt her down!
20:36Is that shit?
20:38Go, go, go, go, go, go!
20:48Your daughter's got courage.
20:50You didn't raise her so badly after all.
20:52It almost pains me to have to do this.
20:56Damn it!
21:03You have to save our Louise.
21:05You have to save our Louise.
21:06You have to save our Louise.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:42Oh, my God.
22:32Oh, my God.
22:37Oh, my God.
22:37Mr. President.
22:43Wow.
22:45Now that's what you call protection.
23:16I'm gonna kill you.
23:38Help!
23:39Help!
23:39Help!
23:39Let me go!
23:41Help!
23:43Help!
23:44Help!
23:45Help!
23:48Help!
23:49Help!
23:49Help!
23:51Help!
23:52Help!
23:53Help!
23:54Help!
23:54Help!
24:09Help!
24:12Help!
24:16Help!
24:23Help!
24:27Help!
24:27Help!
24:37Help!
24:39Help!
24:52Help!
25:08Help!
25:11Help!
25:13Help!
25:15Help!
25:16Help!
25:17Help!
25:33Help!
25:35Help!
25:48Help!
25:50Help!
25:51Help!
25:52Do you see Luke?
25:53He's a cheater!
25:54That's what makes him quicker!
26:01Help!
26:06Help!
26:10Help!
26:16Help!
26:19Help!
26:19Help!
26:21Help!
26:24Help!
26:25Help!
26:25hmMG!
26:26ken
26:34Oh
26:57No, no, no, no!
27:48I told you I'd kill you.
28:09I wanted to know what it felt like to be the real Calamity.
28:17Legends are sometimes written in the present.
28:20I myself had the privilege of witnessing it today.
28:22And in this battle that took place between darkness and democracy,
28:27darkness almost won.
28:30That was without counting on our saviors,
28:32those stars that show us the light and the darkness.
28:36It's with deep emotion that I acknowledge today the courage,
28:39the inner strength and selflessness,
28:41one of our most remarkable figures,
28:44a true hero from the Wild West.
28:46Someone who, I must admit, I've always been a fan of.
28:51The one and only Calamity Jane.
29:09Mr. President, this is an honor.
29:14Excuse me. Sorry.
29:15Do you mind holding me this morning, please?
29:19What are you doing here?
29:20Oh, well, I'm here with Mrs. Jane for her book.
29:23What do you mean?
29:24She didn't mention it?
29:25We're relaunching the franchise as a photo novel.
29:27Calamity Jane, Volume 3.
29:29Title's mine.
29:30Real feats caught in the act.
29:31There's action and emotion 100% authentic.
29:33She told me the whole story.
29:35Like, earlier in the forest,
29:36when she took on 32 desperados before saving you all.
29:40Thank goodness she was there.
29:44Well, then, um, did she save us to save us?
29:47Or for her book, then?
29:51Muybridge. Photograph.
29:53Find your places, please.
29:55Are you ready, Mr. President?
30:00Stand still.
30:24That was really super intense.
30:27We said a lot of things.
30:31And we avoided saying a lot of things.
30:35This means you'll be leaving, am I right?
30:39Come on, Muybridge. We're out of here.
30:41I've got work to do.
30:42Coming, coming.
30:43Joe's on the run again.
30:44He robbed Marshall City.
30:46You know him.
30:47While he was playing Marshall protecting the bank,
30:49he ended up robbing the bank.
30:54Okay.
30:54I think I have everything.
30:56Nope.
30:57Hold on.
30:57I'm sorry.
30:58Miss, over there.
30:59What's your name?
31:01Me?
31:02Yes, you.
31:03What's your name?
31:04It's for the book.
31:05Your name is Luis.
31:40Lucky.
31:41Lucky.
31:46Her name is Lucky Louise.
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32:16One.
32:17Two.
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