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00:01Amanda's pregnant. She's gonna dub Dave and move to Singapore. You need to tell him.
00:07Destroy the fucking bitch.
00:23Jesus.
00:28What do you mean?
00:30Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant?
00:34Can I just get like a broker?
00:36Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him and take the kid to Singapore?
00:44What's going on?
00:46What do you mean, what's going on?
00:48The bitch is pregnant, what do you think is fucking going on?
00:50Casual. Yeah, she said it was casual.
00:54Can I just take these?
00:56She had some ex that died and she said Dave is just a casual relationship.
01:01He's your best friend.
01:02Okay, just stop shouting.
01:05You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him.
01:21Have you had some of these?
01:25Ibuprofen?
01:26Yeah.
01:28I took paracetamol off.
01:31Yeah, I'm touched the sides.
01:58I'm working near his office today.
02:01I'll take him a coffee.
02:04Face it head on.
02:06I bet there's a phone charger in my van for ages.
02:09I'll use that as an excuse for why I'm doing it.
02:12I'll take him one of his bush coffees.
02:14Oh yeah, nice.
02:16I'll have a big chat.
02:18I'll take it all out, man to man.
02:20I'll tell him she's using him and he's not actually going to Singapore.
02:27He makes, he'll be fine.
02:29He needs to know.
02:36So, she came out and just told you she was pregnant.
02:41Did she get a chance to talk about you?
02:45You?
02:55She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding.
03:04What, are you going to do your hair together?
03:06I hope so, yeah.
03:09Wait to wear nails.
03:11Girly.
03:12You enjoy that.
03:14Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room.
03:19I think I hate her.
03:22I should have seen her sitting there.
03:25Jog basically all the food.
03:28Oh Jesus, shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands.
03:31I think I actually hate her.
03:44Never used to hate anyone.
03:56Your dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
04:02I'm going to stop the day with a little syllable.
04:09Left unfinished.
04:14When you move to kiss me.
04:22Now each word bursts like a volcano.
04:27Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:35Now grab the keyboard and a microphone.
04:40Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:58Now grab the keyboard and a microphone.
05:07It's a bit late but...
05:12Really?
05:13No.
05:13You say coffee don't keep you awake.
05:15No, I'm sorry.
05:16You're saying that you're the only person in the universe.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:18I could call you a coffee at 4.30.
05:20You're hilarious.
05:23Have a good one.
05:25So how's Amanda been?
05:27All good?
05:28Singapore?
05:31What are you doing?
05:34What are you doing mate?
05:36Singapore!
05:37Singapore!
05:38Singapore!
05:39Yeah, you're all like...
05:40Oh my God!
05:40Singapore!
05:43No, it's hilarious mate.
05:45You're all like...
05:45Singapore this, Singapore that.
05:47I'm leaving.
05:48I'm settling down.
05:49Get over it.
05:50What do you keep going on about it for?
05:52Are you jealous?
05:56Yeah, yeah.
05:56Really jealous.
06:01So she's going around telling me, and I hardly know her, telling me she's pregnant.
06:06And she hasn't told the father.
06:09Oh, Amanda.
06:10Rack of lamb.
06:13She ordered her champagne and a rack of lamb and made her split the bill.
06:18She applied for her job in Singapore.
06:20Okay, I'm back.
06:21Sorry about that.
06:22That's okay, we're still here.
06:23Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner and which one of us is the pet.
06:29You good to start the meeting?
06:31Yep.
06:33Okay.
06:36Sorry, I couldn't make it in this morning.
06:37There he is!
06:41What are you doing here?
06:43Are you following us?
06:44You're the one following me mate!
06:49I'm so joking.
06:51How are you?
06:51I'm okay.
06:52Ready for a weekend of Mayhem?
06:54Every weekend's a weekend of Mayhem.
06:55Enjoy!
06:58We're here for the wedding.
07:00We've got a lot of you in today.
07:02Promise not to be too rowdy.
07:04Easy problem.
07:05We're the groomsmen, so duty to get absolutely shit-faced.
07:08Oh, groomsmen.
07:10You didn't make it to best man.
07:12He likes you, but not quite enough.
07:14I'm like...
07:27Kind of like pulling your sweater and I'm gonna fall down for a few minutes.
07:27Let's see.
07:33Okay, please.
07:35I'm happy to contact you now.
07:36We'll see you later.
07:42We're gonna get out of here.
07:42Let's go!
07:42Okay.
07:57You said that the car was empty.
07:59I said the boot was empty.
08:07There's a difference between a car and a boot.
08:10So basic.
08:17I mean, seriously, that's, like, so bozer.
08:34Hey.
08:35Hey.
08:38Yeah, yes, they've left my laptop in the car.
08:54How's Lisa?
08:58Uh, busy.
08:59Oh, God.
09:01Yeah.
09:14Congratulations on your promotion.
09:25Yeah, no, Dave mentioned it.
09:27Head on it.
09:28Mm-hmm.
09:29In Singapore.
09:30Yes.
09:31Wow.
09:35Are you heading out, or?
09:38Yeah, uh, chewing gum.
09:41I'd like to keep a packet on me, but I've pulled me out of my pocket.
09:49Yeah, uh, Dave mentioned you're still working through the practicalities in Singapore.
09:54Yeah, there's a lot to think about.
09:56So excited.
09:58But, uh, the two of you moving to Singapore?
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:05He's really excited.
10:06He's telling everyone.
10:09Yeah, no, in his head, he's, like, he's definitely going there, which would be great for him, but I suppose
10:19if there's any chance he might not be going there.
10:23I know what you're doing.
10:25What?
10:26What am I doing?
10:26What do you mean, what are you doing?
10:30What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum?
10:34You followed me out of my room.
10:37Yeah, I genuinely lost my chewing gum.
10:39Yeah, right.
10:40Fuck off.
10:42I know that Lisa's told you.
10:44You manipulate her.
10:45I can see the sadness in her eyes.
10:48So go and tell Dave that I'm going to Singapore without him telling her I'm pregnant.
10:50Please.
10:51You'd save me a load of hassle.
10:53Honestly, I wasn't...
10:54Have some fucking bollocks, yeah?
10:57You're all fucking full of yourself, aren't you?
11:00And your jokes, which actually aren't anything any normal person would find funny.
11:04And you fucking stand there waving your stupid dick around, but men like you are fucking terrified of telling the
11:09fucking truth.
11:16He actually said that?
11:17Yep.
11:20God, that's so funny.
11:23He said I was excited about moving to Singapore.
11:26When?
11:28Literally just now.
11:31Why would he say that?
11:33I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore.
11:35Promise.
11:36Hand on heart.
11:36I'm a dad's life.
11:51What was it?
11:53I was down the side of the driver's seat side bit.
12:00This fell into your pocket.
12:02Yeah.
12:02Okay.
12:03Third thing around, is it?
12:05Alright.
12:07Half the chance.
12:07I'll do it in front of again.
12:09And one more time.
12:32Is that the best way of doing it?
12:35Got a better one?
12:37Probably.
12:38What would you do?
12:39Just hold them in your hand.
12:40But I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table.
12:42Really?
12:43Yeah.
12:44There's like a hundred of them.
12:46Yeah, there's 85.
12:49Whatever, it's like...
12:50There's a difference between 85 and 100.
12:52I think even you can work that out.
12:56These are the pavers.
12:58Great.
12:59Thanks, mate.
12:59Just need one on each seat.
13:01Great.
13:01Good luck.
13:04Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table.
13:06What's that?
13:08Interesting strategy.
13:09He's just laying all the names out.
13:11He was going to do it from his hand.
13:13I think you guys just need to get a room.
13:18He'd love that.
13:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:19He should be so lucky.
13:21I'll give him a shock, I tell you.
13:22I'd give him a shock.
13:23Best night of his life.
13:37Hey, hey, there.
13:39Mmm, isn't it nice?
13:40Yeah.
13:44Dave, I'll give him a kiss.
13:47I'll give him a kiss.
13:47I was like, I wouldn't be needing them.
13:49You can also have a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant.
13:52I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps.
13:55No, I was saying, just give me a text when you're done with work.
13:59Oh, nearly done.
14:00I'll come over.
14:00I don't mind sitting and waiting.
14:02Oh.
14:04So much to do.
14:06Oh, God.
14:08Yeah, I better get back to it, actually.
14:11Yeah.
14:12No, yeah.
14:13No, I'll see you in a bit, though.
14:14See you in a bit.
14:39So should we just do the favours as we go?
14:42Uh, do it at the end?
14:45All at once?
14:47Yeah?
14:49I don't mind.
14:52I just remember at our wedding, we...
14:54Oh, well, have you hit your wedding?
15:07Sorry, mate.
15:08All good.
15:09I just find it funny.
15:12Uh, that one?
15:13Yeah.
15:20No, wedding's not even, like, it's man.
15:25I'm not being rude, but I'm just like, wedding?
15:30Really?
15:32Yeah, not for me.
15:39I just think when you've had a kid, like I have, you reach a sort of emotional maturity.
15:45Yeah.
15:46You understand, like, depth.
15:52It's like me and Amanda.
15:54Yeah.
15:55What we have is, it's so profound.
15:59It's frightening.
16:00Yeah.
16:01It's bigger than a wedding.
16:05I just, I think you live in this quite shallow world.
16:09But that will change if you ever have the guts to become a dad.
16:16No offence.
16:22I'm so offended.
16:25Look at me.
16:26I'm so offended.
16:38Wedding's just so beautiful.
16:40Totally.
16:40And meaningful.
16:41And they give you a candle.
16:43You can't just assume everyone has a man for peace.
16:46Yes.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48That's, yeah.
16:50Weird.
16:51It's exactly what I'd say.
16:53Is it?
16:54Yeah.
16:56Hey, don't, don't want to start the rehearsal?
16:59Yeah.
16:59Thanks.
17:08Why do they need to rehearse?
17:10Yes.
17:10Good.
17:11Well, exactly.
17:12It's just, it's just so fucking sanitised.
17:15Yes.
17:16I can't stand, yeah, sanitisation of the, like, the global west.
17:31I'm awake.
17:48We're not having sex.
17:50We're not having sex.
18:22You've got all the chocolates, yeah?
18:34You've got all the chocolates?
18:40Oh, no!
18:41What's happened to your chocolates?
18:46Hello?
18:48Hello?
18:51Oh, no!
18:53Look!
18:54Quick!
18:54Oh, no!
18:57Who's got all the chocolates now, eh?
18:59Hello?
19:06Any babies?
19:08Oh, there's a higher chair.
19:11It's on the other side of the room.
19:13Oh, someone will make us hold it?
19:15Yeah.
19:16Yeah, cool, sir.
19:20I've had Amanda round.
19:24Oh, my gosh.
19:26Yeah, but she couldn't stay, because I'm so busy with work.
19:29Mm.
19:30And you had to die off.
19:32I know, right?
19:36I was Dave.
19:46And he has no idea she's pregnant.
19:51Does that mean he does know, or he doesn't know?
19:54Yeah, he doesn't know.
19:55Sorry.
19:56So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore?
20:04You should tell him tonight in front of her.
20:08I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face.
20:18I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
20:23Lovely.
20:36Here they are.
20:38Oh, sorry, Relay.
20:39Hey, how are you?
20:41How are you, more than you?
20:42Yeah, I mean, we've had a bit of a disaster with the flowers.
20:46Oh, gosh.
20:47Yeah, so I'm...
20:48Oh, it's just flowers.
20:50It's just flowers.
20:51Yeah, it's just flowers.
20:54Get nervous.
20:56Nervous.
20:56She said she was nervous.
20:58I was just talking about the flowers.
21:00I'll be nervous when marrying you tomorrow.
21:03Can you guys be nervous when marrying him?
21:19Let me get this.
21:20I can get it.
21:21You ready?
21:22Come on.
21:23No, I'm just back to water.
21:24I'll buy you a drink.
21:26Why?
21:27Because I want to get my mate a drink.
21:40They're like, why aren't you drinking?
21:43It's the worst, literally the worst thing.
21:45I've been pregnant.
21:47Well, you do.
21:48It's hit a lot of million chocolate.
21:55No, no, no, I just made me say that he's popping outside for a bit and having a nice little
21:58chat.
21:59You want to have a chat?
22:03We like having chats.
22:06Keep it decent, boys.
22:07Keep it decent.
22:08He wants to have a chat.
22:09You want to have a chat?
22:11He wants to talk about his feelings.
22:12A little chat about his feelings.
22:36He wants to have a chat.
22:37He's so cute.
22:40He wants to have a chat.
22:43He wants to have a chat.
22:44He wants to have a chat.
22:44You're there.
22:47Oh, great. Thanks. That was all it.
22:49Yeah, we're splitting up the couples.
22:51Oh, nice. Yeah.
23:24I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here.
23:44You're failing her.
23:47It might be that you don't notice because you're a man.
23:49You don't do empathy.
23:53But I'd like to point out that you may be, perhaps,
23:59as a husband, have a role to play in helping her.
24:03I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously.
24:05I mean, if that's something that you're not incapable of.
24:09If you didn't just reduce everything to your pointless fucking banter.
24:12If you actually said anything that means anything,
24:14or is it all just fucking noise?
24:15Oh, hey.
24:17Oh, here she is.
24:19Where am I sitting?
24:20We are splitting up the couples.
24:22Right here, next to me.
24:24We can make a plan for tomorrow.
24:34You okay?
24:37Oh, isn't I okay?
24:39You ask me if I'm okay.
24:41In what world will I be okay?
24:51Take me to Singapore.
24:55Yes, yes.
24:56I'm okay.
25:00You're gonna meet my dad tomorrow.
25:01I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore.
25:09Take me to Singapore.
25:12Come on.
25:14I love you.
25:15What the fuck?
25:17Look at me, I'm crying.
25:19You're not crying.
25:20I love you.
25:51All right.
25:55How much?
25:56Good day.
25:57Good journey.
25:59Yeah, not bad.
26:03How are you, mate?
26:04Yeah, yeah.
26:04I'm good.
26:05Still here.
26:05Well, good.
26:06Something, isn't it?
26:07It is, yeah.
26:14I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours.
26:17Absolutely.
26:18Is she awake yet?
26:20Or is she still exhausted from all the fucking?
26:29Oh, are you all right, boy?
26:30Here he is.
26:31That's it.
26:34Oh, mate.
26:35Good to see you.
26:36Oh, thank you.
26:37Hey.
26:38You look amazing.
26:42So do you.
26:43Oh, don't.
26:44I feel terrible.
26:45I mean, I don't have a bonk somewhere in like 13 weeks, too, but...
26:46I mean, I don't have a bonk somewhere in like 13 weeks, too, but...
26:48It feels so fun inside.
26:52Just let me get my, uh...
26:53Yeah?
26:54Of course.
26:54One minute.
27:24I'll see you down there.
27:26Sorry.
27:28No worries.
27:45There he is!
27:46Ah, Ralph!
27:47Direction!
27:48Aye!
27:49Oh!
27:49Oh, mate.
27:51Oh, look at you in your fancy gear.
27:53Oh.
27:53He's all dressed up, aye!
27:54Oh, I have some for you, Ralph, mate.
27:55Some for you.
27:56Are they for me and all?
27:58Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:58I've got you some little flowers, mate.
28:00Oh, wouldn't surprise me.
28:00I've got you some chocolate.
28:02Ha, ha!
28:02You would, wouldn't you?
28:04Hey?
28:04I can believe that.
28:05That is highly likely, that.
28:07Ha, ha, ha!
28:07Oh, flowers, chocolate.
28:09Ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:11Ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:13Ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:14I've got one question, right?
28:16Is...
28:16Is...
28:17They love it.
28:18They love it.
28:19They love it.
28:20I can't even look for something.
28:22They love it.
28:22It's like a kicker.
28:24Oh, it's the other one.
28:25Yeah.
28:25I like a...
28:25Hopefully we'll surround and get here one sec.
28:41What are you doing here?
28:47BELL RINGS
28:48BELL RINGS
29:01STOP
29:16Oh, God.
29:51I don't know.
30:20I don't know what this means okay let's just focus on the facts
30:33sometimes bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy
30:41hey come on do you want me to get Dave
31:08okay just for them hey or whatever you start with them keep it breezy I have a really bad migraine
31:26then put something like Lisa's looking after me
31:52nice and calm
31:56she's having a miscarriage she's
32:01can you hear me Stephen she's having a fucking
32:07how is it
32:14it's blood
32:18is it dark blood is it light is it patches spotting any lumps
32:27I just kind of um
32:31I think there's quite a lot there
32:36and that can be normal
32:39yes
32:40there's tons of it she's having a
32:44oh my god and you need to birth
32:4617th of February 1983
32:49I'll I'll leave it here
32:52are you sure
32:54yeah don't worry
32:58oh you could come in
33:00it's quite private I don't mind
33:03okay
33:04but it is
33:05sometimes these things they can be like
33:09there might be something bad
33:11yeah no
33:14yeah I'll come in
33:14of course
33:16do you want to come in and shut the door?
33:20thank you for seeing me
33:22oh it's no problem my lovely
33:28so you've had a bit of bleeding?
33:30quite a lot of bleeding yeah
33:31okay
33:32and you are?
33:3313 weeks two days
33:3413 weeks two days
33:35okay
33:36and everything was okay at the 12 week scan?
33:38uh
33:38yeah
33:40yes
33:40yeah all normal
33:41okay
33:42then what do you want to do about your lovely dress?
33:46I'll need to get your tummy
33:47so we can roll it up
33:48oh there's a gown
33:49gown? yeah
33:50yeah might be easier
33:52thank you
33:53you want to pop behind the curtain?
33:55okay
33:57are you sure you don't want me to?
34:02yeah
34:03no whatever you need yeah
34:04sorry
34:04no
34:22okay
34:23thank you
34:46You've been somewhere nice?
34:49We were at a wedding.
34:51Oh, lovely.
34:52Yeah.
34:52How was the weather?
34:54It's nice, yeah.
34:56Kind of lose track of the day, innit?
34:57Mm-hmm.
35:06You could pop yourself on the bed.
35:11You okay?
35:12Yeah.
35:15Oh, sorry.
35:16No, no.
35:20If it's okay, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on.
35:23It might take me a little while, but when I have everything I need, I'll let you know what I
35:27can see.
35:28Is that okay?
35:29Yes, thank you.
35:36Ready for me to start?
35:38Yeah.
35:38Yes, please, thank you.
36:00This will be a bit cold.
36:01This will be a bit cold.
36:11Okay.
36:12Let's have a little look.
36:25You can get yourself back to the wedding now.
36:27We've missed the ceremony.
36:28Well, you can't even go back and have a drink.
36:30Right.
36:31Hey.
36:31Oh, she's at her wedding.
36:32She can't get drunk.
36:33Oh, don't torture.
36:34Don't do it to yourself.
36:37So, we're all good?
36:39Massive overreaction.
36:40No.
36:40As usual.
36:41Well, they'll probably want to do your bloods anyway.
36:43Just for fun.
36:43You have a really strange idea of fun.
36:52I started crying.
36:54Good night.
36:58We all did.
37:00You were really blubbering.
37:01It's a magical moment.
37:03Such a relief.
37:05These stories about people going for the scanner and the baby's dead inside.
37:10Yeah.
37:10I've seen some really terrible stories.
37:13You'd think they'd know, right?
37:17Like, you'd think they'd...
37:19I mean, that it was dead.
37:20You'd think they'd know.
37:22I don't see how they couldn't know.
37:24But they said it's fairly normal, bleeding.
37:27I bled a lot through my first pregnancy.
37:28I'm going to get a drink.
37:29Can I get a drink?
37:32Are you all right to come in with me?
37:34I'm terrible with needles.
37:36Of course.
37:36I'm just going to hop to the machine.
37:38I know.
37:40So, you have bleed?
37:42Yeah.
37:55I'm sorry.
37:56I thought that you were coming back to my house and that you were coming back to my house and
38:02that you were coming back to my house.
38:48She was just hoping to get a drink.
38:51Sorry, um...
39:34All good, mate? All good? All good?
39:37That's what I like to hear.
39:42Want to get yourself in the dance floor?
39:44That dance floor couldn't take me.
39:45I couldn't take you.
39:46Nothing can take me, mate. I'd tear the world up.
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:50The mysterious migraine.
39:53Yes.
39:55She vanishes into thin air.
39:59That's hilarious, Dad.
40:00No, it's all good.
40:01You'll meet her at breakfast.
40:02Course I will.
40:03That's amazing.
40:05Breakfast.
40:07Yeah, it's brilliant.
40:09I love it, Dad. I love it.
40:10He loves it.
40:12Course he don't fucking love it.
40:14I'm sorry.
40:18I'm sorry.
40:32I'm sorry.
40:35I'm sorry.
40:35I'm sorry.
40:36I'm sorry.
40:36I'm sorry.
40:36We never had our chat.
40:39You're getting like,
40:41getting a bit close, mate.
40:42You're getting a bit sexy.
40:44Yeah, I'm getting sexy.
40:46You're getting desperate, mate.
40:48Lisa, not like...
40:50Standing all close and shit.
40:53Just talking.
40:54Well, you can talk from over there.
40:55Alright, you don't need to get like...
40:58No, I'm not getting like anything.
40:59Lisa not giving you enough, mate.
41:02Yeah, I'd have to be desperate.
41:04Sounds like you are.
41:09Nah.
41:11A good night out last week, the girls.
41:13It's all like, yeah, no.
41:16Right.
41:17Yeah.
41:17It is burning.
41:18Oh, yeah.
41:19No doubt about it, mate, yeah.
41:21I bet you got a roast in here.
41:23Always.
41:30No, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
41:34About Amanda.
41:36What are you doing?
41:39You're all just like, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
41:42What do you need to say, really?
41:44What do you need to say, really?
41:47Worry about it, mate.
41:48So, what do you need to say, really?
41:52You're worried about me.
41:53Okay, right.
41:55Hmm.
41:56That's interesting.
41:57Oh, great.
41:58No, you're worried about me.
42:01Thanks, mate.
42:02Yeah, I appreciate that.
42:02I find that hilarious.
42:05That's it.
42:05I just...
42:06I find that...
42:07Yeah.
42:08No, that's excellent.
42:09You're worried about me.
42:10Very good.
42:11Well done.
42:11Brilliant.
42:14I mean, do I need to have a chat, really, about Lisa?
42:18Hmm?
42:19Do I?
42:21Do I go on about how she's fucking, like, miserable all the time
42:26and acts like she doesn't like me anymore, do I?
42:29Hmm?
42:29No, I don't, because I'm not a prick.
42:32Ha!
42:35Hilarious.
42:35Why do you need to say, really?
42:41Well, it's kind of new perspective.
42:43A gay perspective?
42:45Ha!
42:46You got something you want to tell me?
42:48Ha!
42:49Uh, I...
42:51I think you and me are both in a bit of a new place.
42:54Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place.
42:56Hilarious.
42:59Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby and...
43:01You can't get her pregnant?
43:05Well, not...
43:05You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant?
43:07Which is it?
43:10Because you're all like,
43:11I want to talk to you about Amanda.
43:14You're all like, fucking, look at me.
43:17I'm married like a fucking prick.
43:20But actually, it's all just deflection, isn't it?
43:23It's so interesting.
43:24Such an interesting example of human behaviour.
43:28It's sad, actually.
43:29It's really sad.
43:31You're a failure and you can't even face it.
43:36God, it must be mortifying.
43:37Your sperm count's fucking negatory.
43:39I mean, I bet Lisa's furious.
43:41No wonder she's so quiet.
43:42She's dumbstruck.
43:43She can't believe what she's married.
43:44No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time.
43:47I mean, I feel bad for you.
43:49It's embarrassing.
43:50Is there anything actually in your bollocks,
43:52or is it just air?
43:54You're just jizzing air into your poor wife.
43:56Oh, no, man.
43:59Sorry.
44:00That is tragic, okay?
44:03I can see that that's tragic,
44:05but you don't go around taking it out on me and Amanda
44:10just because you're fucking jealous.
44:23I think you need to prepare yourself.
44:25You're not actually moving to Singapore.
44:31Why are you so desperate to go?
44:33Why do you think I'm desperate to go?
44:37What, you think I want to sit around there
44:39for another 20 years with you in my fucking ear, mate?
44:44You have no idea how patient I am with you.
44:47Well, I've had enough, mate.
44:49I've had enough.
44:50I can't wait.
44:51I cannot wait to get to Singapore
44:53and be away from you and your barren fucking wife,
44:57you thick fucking useless fucking failure.
45:15Have a good one, yeah?
45:17Mate, mate.
45:17Are you actually fucking doing this?
45:40Oh!
45:47Oh!
45:53You too.
46:15it's great yeah it'll be a nice chat did you mention amanda or singapore yeah yeah
46:37morning morning
46:41last night this morning i don't know
46:46should i meet you to the car yeah you left me i was worried about you
46:53why didn't you tell me where you were going
46:57i didn't want to
47:00you got the keys
47:08have you seen dev oh god did he have a late one
47:12someone's been a naughty boy
47:21i think you and me we're different like with respect ages
47:28yeah but age is a construct
47:31oh totally
47:32age is capitalist like
47:34it's a way of getting you to like
47:37yeah yeah
47:42i mean these people that go on about age
47:45it's just it's another way to confine people
47:52that's just the sort of thing i'd say
47:53nice
47:55nice
47:55yeah
47:58it's weird al
47:59it's so weird
48:01nice
48:02i'm
48:02i'm
48:23like
48:24i should
48:31do
48:31Let's go.
49:06so
49:50We're so alone.
49:56No one understands what we're going through.
50:07So, we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff, and not just...
50:14We use words, but we're not speaking.
50:22We'll end up like your parents, doing chit-chat and laughing about nothing.
50:36If I don't have you, what do I have?
50:48I need you to talk to me and say, like...
50:57Anything...
50:58Anything you need to say, because...
51:02I know you've got a lot of stuff going on in there, and...
51:05I can see it's hurting you.
51:07But you're just waiting for it to go away, and it's not going anywhere.
51:13It won't just disappear.
51:17It'll sit there...
51:19And rot.
51:24Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage, unless we say them.
51:35What do you want me to say?
51:43That was literally the worst thing you could have.
51:59You're such a fucking break sometimes
52:02My dreams are up in arms
52:04Because they say they can't compete with you
52:08When you start the day with a little syllable
52:12Left unfinished
52:20When you move to kiss me
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