When animals go wild… the chaos is just getting started.
Animal Control Episode 9 with English Subtitles
In Episode 9, the team deals with a new wave of unpredictable cases where animals and humans collide in hilarious and unexpected ways. What should be routine quickly turns into complete chaos.
As personalities clash and situations spiral out of control, the crew must think fast to handle both the animals and the madness around them.
With sharp humor, fast-paced storytelling, and outrageous moments, this episode delivers nonstop entertainment.
Watch Animal Control Episode 9 in HD with English Subtitles.
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Animal Control Episode 9 with English Subtitles
In Episode 9, the team deals with a new wave of unpredictable cases where animals and humans collide in hilarious and unexpected ways. What should be routine quickly turns into complete chaos.
As personalities clash and situations spiral out of control, the crew must think fast to handle both the animals and the madness around them.
With sharp humor, fast-paced storytelling, and outrageous moments, this episode delivers nonstop entertainment.
Watch Animal Control Episode 9 in HD with English Subtitles.
#AnimalControl #Episode9 #ComedySeries #EnglishSubtitles #FullHD #WatchOnline #Streaming #Sitcom #Comedy
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00:02America's 250th birthday is coming up, which means fireworks.
00:05Woo-hoo!
00:06But if you're a dog, boo-hoo.
00:08We're not expecting you to stop firing off explosives.
00:11This is still America.
00:12But here's how to keep your pets safe, even while the world around them gets loud.
00:17Dress your dog in a weighted vest and earmuffs.
00:19Works a charm.
00:20Right, Shred?
00:21I've never felt so calm in my life.
00:23Startled dogs often make a run for it.
00:26So microchip your pet, or else this will happen.
00:30Go, run.
00:31Go.
00:32Come on, you're embarrassing me.
00:33Play soothing music to keep your pooch calm.
00:35Or if you're like me and you have perfect pitch, just sing to them.
00:39There's nothing to be afraid of, just because the sky is on fire.
00:45And when in doubt, cuddles go a long way.
00:48And on an unrelated but mandatory note, Seattle is experiencing a boom in waterborne anal worms.
00:53So make your vaccination appointments soon.
00:55And happy birthday, America!
00:58Hey, listen up, people.
01:00The Animal Control Officers Association is sending a representative today to observe our two ACUTI nominees.
01:06ACUTI?
01:06Animal Control Officer of the Year.
01:08And why didn't you just say that?
01:09Because ACUTI saves time.
01:11And yet here we are.
01:12Anyways, they're sending Wayne Peters.
01:14Oh, they're bringing in the big dog.
01:15He was the first person to ever win the award, and he endorsed eight of the last nine winners.
01:19He's a bit of a kingmaker.
01:20If you win Wayne's vote, you win Officer of the Year.
01:23Stay alert.
01:24He's been known to undercover boss it with disguises.
01:26He could be an old man looking for a dog.
01:28And one time in Eugene, he was the dog.
01:31When is he coming?
01:32He's already here.
01:34That's right.
01:35Always observe an animal before you enter their habitat.
01:39Great to meet you, sir.
01:40Officer Dutch.
01:42Officer Shaw, two nominees from the same precinct.
01:46That's rare, almost like an albino rattlesnake.
01:49Whoa.
01:49Is it hemotoxic or neurotoxic venom?
01:51Neuro, you're a badass.
01:53Well, I am here to identify the person who best demonstrates professionalism, integrity, and a commitment to animal safety.
01:59And whoever shows me these qualities will get my recommendation as one of the ten finalists for this year's award.
02:04Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to hit the head.
02:07I've been in this onesie all morning.
02:08Wayne is going to do a ride-along with both you and Templeton.
02:11I need you to impress him, because if Templeton wins this award, he's coming for my job.
02:14Yeah, he's got him bolder.
02:15I caught him eating lunch here yesterday, doing a pretend Zoom with the mayor.
02:18Is that why there was fat oil on my keyboard?
02:19Frank, you have to win.
02:21Guys, this comes down to personality.
02:23I got it in the bag.
02:27What are these looks?
02:28Guys, I'm diligent.
02:29I'm smart.
02:30I'm quick with a zinger.
02:31Like, Emily, you'd be taken more seriously if your sentences didn't sound like questions.
02:34Okay, ouch.
02:35Yeah, I hate to say it, but I think Templeton has a very pale leg up on you.
02:39The terrible stuff that he says seems like jokes if you don't know him.
02:41Maybe you need to do something, I don't know, a little extra?
02:44Something that makes Templeton look worse?
02:47Is there something wrong with your stomach?
02:49No, I think she wants Frank to sabotage Templeton.
02:52As your boss, I would never suggest that.
02:54On the record.
02:55Yeah, I'm in.
02:56Shred, what ideas do we have left on the dossier?
02:58There's the one where we convince Templeton he's becoming the smallest man on earth.
03:01But that could take years.
03:03See, I would never condone anything like that.
03:05Because that would be cheating.
03:07I got it.
03:07Just please don't wink again.
03:10So Maya's been hounding me for a double date with you and Parker.
03:12I've been trying to hold her off, but she just, she's got this couples therapist wrapped around her finger.
03:16Hmm.
03:17Usually when Parker and I meet up with other couples, group sex is involved.
03:20Yeah, no, this would be like a corner booth at P.F. Chang's.
03:24Say $5.45, one bottle of wine, split four ways, and you know, let me take home the rest.
03:28Okay, wow.
03:29This is all very heteronormative, trad wife, norm core.
03:33Which would make it kind of the freakiest thing that Parker and I had done in a while.
03:36You know what?
03:37Tell her we're in.
03:39Are you sure?
03:39Parker could tuck his shirt in.
03:41Oh my God, with a belt.
03:44Hilarious.
03:44That's so good.
03:45For the record, I don't love you mocking my lifestyle.
03:48Well, maybe he's having a sale.
03:49Huh?
03:50I know what I'm doing on Saturday.
03:56Somebody's got to go first.
03:57Then again, somebody's got to go last.
04:00Doesn't matter to me.
04:01Either way, he's going to be eating a delicious eclair from his favorite bakery.
04:04You're bribing him with an eclair after lunch?
04:06That's embarrassing.
04:07I'll go first.
04:08It's fine by me.
04:08All right, that's classic reverse psychology.
04:10I will go second.
04:12Figured me out.
04:13Now that is reverse psychology.
04:15I will go first.
04:17What is that?
04:18Hey.
04:20Like a violin.
04:22Hey, Shred.
04:23I had dinner with my friend Cassie last night.
04:25I showed her one of your snowboard clips.
04:26She's in.
04:27In?
04:28To you.
04:28And you love her.
04:29She's so athletic and pretty and shorter than you.
04:32So I sent her a text this morning and she's open to a setup.
04:35Yeah, that's really sweet and cool.
04:375'7 is also the global average for men.
04:39Not that that matters.
04:40But I don't think I'm really in a place right now.
04:42No, listen.
04:43I've known her forever from church.
04:45She's like my little church daughter.
04:46You're like my work son.
04:47It's perfect unless are you seeing someone?
04:49No, no.
04:50He's not seeing anyone.
04:51No, you should do it.
04:52She sounds perfect.
04:53Um.
04:54Yes.
04:55Okay, yeah.
04:56I'd take her for a spin ride.
04:59I'd go out with her.
05:00But can you tell her I'm shy and I don't like to kiss on the first date?
05:03Oh, nothing makes undies drop faster than a gentleman.
05:06I got a good feeling about this.
05:09Uh, sorry.
05:10What is happening?
05:11Hello.
05:11It looks suspicious if you won't go on a setup with the perfect woman.
05:14Yeah.
05:14Or we could just tell everybody we're together and I don't go on a weird fake date.
05:17It's just, it's not a good time.
05:18It's Wayne Peters and the Akutis and there's a supermoon tomorrow.
05:21So this is a better plan.
05:22Just trust me.
05:23I didn't know about the supermoon.
05:24Yeah.
05:24Okay.
05:25I will go on the date.
05:26But while I'm holding her hand, I'll be imagining it's yours.
05:29Why will you be holding her hand?
05:31This is a very confusing assignment you've given me.
05:36Here I thought my greatest disguise was hiding my sweet tooth.
05:39Good officer does his research.
05:42Oh!
05:43Back!
05:44Rusidis!
05:45Egypticus!
05:45Unconfined!
05:46How do we proceed, officer?
05:47Uh, okay.
05:48We're pro-conditioned.
05:49Scuba saw my six.
05:50Too dicey to break.
05:51I'm going to confuse its echo location.
05:53Oh!
05:54Oh!
05:55Oh!
05:56Wee!
05:56Oh!
06:00Textbook.
06:03I'll give you that one.
06:04I did that.
06:05I did say that.
06:06Wayne, I want to apologize on behalf of the precinct for what you experienced on that
06:10ride-along.
06:10Questionable jokes, unnecessary lip-licking, giggling, and whispering like a farmhouse ghost.
06:15Au contraire.
06:16Wayne and I had a fine time controlling the animals of Seattle.
06:19He caught a bat while driving.
06:20I've never seen such deft fingers.
06:22Um, I'm glad you enjoyed your opener because your headliner's about to melt your face off.
06:27Unfortunately, that bat took a huge chunk of our day.
06:29Why don't we just grab a hotel lobby coffee tomorrow?
06:31I'm rolling out for Boise around 9.
06:33I'll be there at 7.
06:34I wake up at 8.15.
06:36Tea bag.
06:36Impressive stuff today, buddy.
06:37Thanks.
06:39Nice try, Frank.
06:41And the acuity goes to Dirk Templeton Dodge.
06:46Why doesn't he just go by Dirk?
06:49This is out of control.
06:50Thanks to your little prank, Templeton looks like gosh dang Captain America.
06:54How was I supposed to know that living Squishmallow was going to be competent for the first time
06:57in his life?
06:58When he takes my job, they'll probably move me to city planning, which we all know is a
07:01never-ending argument about bike lanes.
07:03Don't worry.
07:03Frank still has his coffee date, and my man is great in the morning.
07:06He wakes up just a-chittering like a field mouse.
07:08I'm not your man, and don't lie.
07:096 to 8 p.m. is my golden hour.
07:11Wait a minute.
07:12Why don't I just invite Wayne over for dinner and drinks at my place?
07:16Why are you doing that again?
07:18Because you're a sad man with a sad house.
07:19Wait, what if we could dilute the sadness with us?
07:22We could throw a dinner party, sing Frank's praises, and then maybe Wayne wouldn't even
07:25notice that you have an entire room for your dog and your cat.
07:28I couldn't do it tonight because Maya, she bullied me into a double date with Victoria.
07:31I'm doing that for ironic cosplay reasons, so rolling that into a work thing kind of works.
07:35What are you doing?
07:36You guys plotting?
07:37You have plotting energy.
07:39Somebody close the blinds right now.
07:42Sorry.
07:44And his name was Dr. Tarantula.
07:48Cassie, this is Shred.
07:50Oh my god, he's so cute.
07:51Oh, the cat's not too bad either.
07:53Don't worry, we've both been dewormed.
07:55Why don't I take this little fur baby so you two can get going on your date?
07:59Oh, is it date time already?
08:00Yay, go have fun, you two.
08:04Yes, okay.
08:05After you.
08:07Oh, after you.
08:10I bet he's doing that so he can look at her butt.
08:11Ah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
08:13You know, as long as you're matchmaking, feel free to throw some strange my way.
08:17You already got apps for that.
08:18Yeah.
08:20So glad you could make it.
08:21Figured you're on the road, 300 days a year, home-cooked meal, toasty Italian red by P-Nice.
08:26Yeah.
08:26My dinner was going to be the cold bagels that I pocketed from the Ramada, so...
08:32Ramada.
08:33May I?
08:33Please.
08:34I am so glad this worked out.
08:36I've been trying to get us all together for ages, but Ami keeps telling me you're too busy.
08:39No, he's totally right.
08:40We're crazy busy these days.
08:42Um, candle shopping and container store and raising each other to finish the word all.
08:47It was so hard today.
08:49Not for her.
08:50She got it in two guesses.
08:51Exile.
08:51Well, don't give him the answer.
08:53Let me brag on you, baby.
08:54Let me...
08:55You stop.
08:55You stop.
08:56You stop.
08:57You stop.
08:58You stop.
08:59You stop.
09:00You just turned on his eye handle?
09:02Oh, stop it.
09:02I've got such a headache from doing all that laundry.
09:04Oh, stop it.
09:05Exhaust.
09:06Yes.
09:07If I may, I just wanted to give a little toast and thank Frank for not only hosting this lovely
09:14dinner for all of us, but also being one of the best officers I've ever known.
09:19His courage, quick thinking, calm under pressure.
09:23If I ever get that dreaded wolf in an orphanage phone call, Frank's my guy.
09:28Okay, so, to Frank.
09:30To Frank.
09:31To the big cat.
09:32He's the best.
09:33Stop.
09:34Compliments make me uncomfortable.
09:36Your co-workers have a lot of nice things to say about you.
09:38Oh, well, way too much Shred.
09:40He's a bit of a partner crush on me.
09:41Where is he?
09:42Oh, Shred is on a date, but he should be here soon.
09:44I mean, it's only been, oh, three hours.
09:47Wow.
09:48You know what we should do next time?
09:50Taste of Seattle.
09:51It's the last Sunday of every month, and this month the theme is cheese.
09:55Yeah, but they only let you sample three cheeses, and you guys probably have plans.
09:59No, we'll be there.
09:59I'll bring my lactate.
10:00See, babe, I told you they'd be into it.
10:02She didn't.
10:03Just tell me.
10:04All right, couple selfies, Ty.
10:05You ready?
10:07I am extremely horny right now.
10:08You know, sensible sneakers are driving me absolutely insane.
10:11Stop.
10:12It's always good to be back at my old frats.
10:14I noticed you guys are getting a little soft with your hazing.
10:17When I was a freshman, the senior brothers convinced me to get a tattoo to match theirs,
10:21then theirs washed off.
10:23Hey, remember you told me to follow Patel's wife's socials?
10:26Well, it's finally paying off.
10:27I got a discount at Madewell, and I just found out that Frank is hosting a dinner party with
10:31Wayne right now.
10:32I knew it.
10:33That was plotting energy.
10:37I present Salmon a la Shah.
10:41What's everyone else eating?
10:45Oh, God.
10:47Oh, Ash Red's finally here.
10:52There it is!
10:57The lawn is a National Lampoon movie.
11:00No!
11:01Get away!
11:03This is Templeton's dangerous, sprinkled all over it.
11:12That's dark whiskers!
11:18You're not a rager on a Tuesday.
11:19I'm appalled, Frank.
11:20I just rushed here from Bible studies as soon as I heard.
11:22Save it, Officer Judge.
11:24I know you're responsible for this.
11:25You told me you're a legacy member of this frat when we were on our drive.
11:28You even taught me the handshake.
11:30He had to rush twice.
11:31He didn't get in his first semester.
11:32Because I went with my mom the first time Frank put the bat in your pastry.
11:35Okay, I guess I'm dealing with a couple pranksters here.
11:36You're both missing the esprit de corps that makes animal control special.
11:41We put the animals before ourselves, and you've both lost sight of that.
11:44So neither of you are getting my endorsement.
11:48Wayne.
11:48Wayne, please!
11:50Do not drink out of that vase!
11:51What are you doing?
11:52No!
11:53Hey.
11:53Oh, my gosh, you're here.
11:54Thank God.
11:55Yeah.
11:55Our plan to impress Wayne is a disaster.
11:57I'm so sorry I'm late.
11:58Coffee went long, and then we went to mini-golf.
12:00It was a whole thing.
12:01No, it's okay.
12:01It doesn't matter.
12:02What matters is you're here now.
12:04And so is Cassie.
12:06Cassie's here.
12:07Yeah.
12:07Frank texted while we were at the batting cages.
12:09He said to come right away.
12:10The batting cages?
12:11I played softball in college.
12:13At Princeton?
12:14She gets weird about it.
12:15Just say you went there.
12:16Why are you weird about it?
12:17It must be so nice to be so pretty and smart and athletic.
12:20Do you want to get something to drink?
12:21Um, Emily, do you want anything?
12:24No, thank you.
12:25I'm good.
12:25Just worried about your date.
12:27Okay.
12:35Who would have thought they're living out my worst nightmare could be so hard?
12:39Nightmare's a little strong.
12:41They gave us the number for their gutter guy, but like on a physical card.
12:44Why do they have this?
12:46Did they just ask him for extras?
12:47I get that it's sad stuff, but is it?
12:49I mean, I'm actually excited about Taste of Seattle.
12:53Are you still doing a bit?
12:54We're not going to that.
12:54Why not?
12:56Because we're not Myron Patel.
12:58Yeah, but would it be that bad if someday we were?
13:01Okay, we're not the mum and dad types.
13:04Okay, but this corner zip has awoken something inside of me like a werewolf, but with a mortgage
13:09and little eat on the weekends.
13:11Oh, um, yeah, I need some meat.
13:13Wait, wait, wait, where does that leave us for the cheese thing?
13:20Here's how.
13:21Here's how.
13:22Here's how.
13:22Bag it up, bag it up, bag it up.
13:24What?
13:24Oh, wow.
13:26Okay.
13:27Oh, I love this song too.
13:29It's so good.
13:29I just can't help but dance.
13:31Oh my god.
13:32Oh my god, Cass, I'm so sorry.
13:35That's so crazy that that happened.
13:37Oh, it's really, it's okay.
13:38I have another shirt in my work bag.
13:40Okay.
13:41She's a pediatric oncologist.
13:43Ah, you are.
13:44Wow, you're saving the little ones.
13:46That's out of sight.
13:47Wow.
13:47I myself, I volunteer at a women's shelter, so.
13:50St. Augustine's?
13:51Uh-huh.
13:51I'm there like four times a week.
13:53Yeah, it has been a minute since I've been there.
13:56I used to go Saturdays, but I found this one yoga class, so.
13:59There's actually a guest bedroom upstairs if you want to change.
14:02Yes, yes, Shred, but she doesn't know the house.
14:05So why don't you be a gentleman and show her where the second bedroom is?
14:09You know what?
14:09I'll take you.
14:10Oh, you're so sweet.
14:12Yeah.
14:12You remind me of my aunt.
14:13Aw.
14:14Whoops, got you again.
14:16Oh.
14:16Get you changed.
14:19Remember your technique of slicing into the onion, making some levels.
14:24Sorry, wrong room.
14:25Yeah.
14:28So, Shred seems great.
14:30Yeah, yeah, Shred, he's not great.
14:34Mm-mm.
14:35He's pretty problematic.
14:36Yeah, he's a real hound dog.
14:38He seems so nice at the batting cages.
14:40I'm sure he was.
14:41That's one of his moves, though.
14:42It's toxic respect.
14:44It's the new gaslighting.
14:46Is that a thing?
14:46If I were you, I would put on several layers of clothes, like, just right now.
14:51And maybe just, you know, leave without even saying goodbye.
14:54Yeah.
14:54Just bundle you up and get you out of here, you know?
14:58Thank you so much.
14:59That award came with a $10,000 prize.
15:02I was going to travel to Turkey.
15:03I assume for hair transplants and all the bow touch your brow can hold?
15:07Lid filler.
15:08Can't put a price on being a legend.
15:09I was blinded by my hatred for you.
15:12Lost sight of the animals.
15:19Hey, look.
15:20I stole our mascot.
15:21Free the holes.
15:23That's my big brow.
15:25Not cool, Trey.
15:26Get off the camel.
15:27Okay.
15:40Blank him.
15:41I'll go left.
15:42Hey, Siri, play my hops by Fergie.
15:43Sorry, Mark.
15:45No, don't call him.
15:45I'll play my hops.
15:47Hey, Cassie texted.
15:48She left the party.
15:49What?
15:50I teed that up for you.
15:52She was perfect.
15:53Smart, family money, tight little church body.
15:55How tight was that body, Emily?
15:56Honestly, very tight.
15:57Did you say family money?
15:58Baby boy, what the hell happened?
16:00She wasn't right for me because I'm in love with someone else.
16:09Who is it?
16:10I want names.
16:12My ex, Camilla.
16:14She's an Olympic snowboarder and I still have feelings.
16:17Okay, I need some eyes on this ice queen.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Oh, you still have photos of her on your phone.
16:22That's nice.
16:25And she's an Olympian?
16:26Oh, you're not getting any better than this.
16:28Come on, let's go get a drink and we can game plan on how we're going to get her back.
16:30Okay.
16:31Go get her back.
16:33Go get her back.
16:36Hey.
16:37Hey.
16:38Sorry, I sort of freaked out.
16:40You caught me off guard.
16:42I think I caught myself off guard, too.
16:45Do you really want all that stuff?
16:47Kids, house, a belt that's not rope.
16:51I've been adrift for all my life.
16:53And tonight I got a preview of what it would be like to settle down with a girl that I
16:58really like.
16:59And I really liked it.
17:03Hmm.
17:06See, that scares me because I don't want those things.
17:12Damn.
17:13Damn.
17:15Damn.
17:19I don't want to stand in the way of you chasing what you want.
17:24So what does that mean?
17:25Are we breaking up?
17:28I think we are.
17:35Make way for the drama day.
17:37Listen up, all you Aiden, Brayden, Caden, Jadens, and Noahs.
17:41This thing has a 15-foot spit radius.
17:43That's a 30-foot diameter.
17:45Math major, bitches.
17:50So now would probably be a good time to tell you I have a bit of a jealousy problem.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Yeah, you really scared the crap out of that poor girl.
17:57I know.
17:58I had to, though, because no one told me she was this athletic doctor with generational wealth who saves sick
18:03kids and is also, like, super hot.
18:05Yeah, but that's not what I want.
18:06Yeah, but that's not what I want.
18:07I want you.
18:08Wow.
18:09No, no.
18:10You're hot.
18:11Okay.
18:12Obviously, you're like this incredible boss that works with disadvantaged women when it works with her yoga schedule.
18:17Stop.
18:17Stop.
18:17And that's what I like.
18:20So, you're in love with someone?
18:22I did say that, didn't I?
18:25Might I ask who, or...?
18:39Enjoy this.
18:40The last time I offer you a drink that doesn't require an antidote.
18:43That might be the first ever dual scooter frat party camel rescue.
18:47Too bad Wayne wasn't here to see it.
18:49He saw everything, Brock.
18:54You two put your petty squabbles aside and you put the animals first, and that is what this award is
18:59all about.
18:59You both get my endorsement to be in the final ten nominees.
19:02Congratulations, sir.
19:03Thanks.
19:04Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to be in Boise in the morning, or should I say, if any
19:08machine guy named Rocco does.
19:11We did it. We're back in the game.
19:12You know, and for those ten minutes, I didn't abhor your presence.
19:15Samesies.
19:16You know, it's nice seeing you two work together.
19:19Maybe we can bring that energy back to the precinct.
19:21Catrace, celebratory keg stand, I want a brother on every limb.
19:25Let's do it, boys.
19:29Bury that man.
19:30Oh, he's already dead.
19:32Dead!
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