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00:22Ilya Rosanoff?
00:24Shane Hollander. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:33Oh, I'm not sure you're supposed to smoke here.
00:43Okay.
00:47You're an awesome player to watch.
00:50Yes.
01:08Anyways, I should go there waiting for me, but good luck in the tournament.
01:21You will not be so nice when we beat you.
01:24That's not happening.
01:28See you in the final.
01:36It may be cold in Saskatchewan, but here at the International Prospect Cup, fans are hoping for something hot on
01:42the ice.
01:42Canada-Russia final showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world.
01:47Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
01:50First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander.
01:52From everything we've seen and heard, he may not be the most sociable, but this is the kid with the
01:56highest hockey IQ out there.
02:00Incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to the game, and incredibly fast.
02:06And that shot.
02:10Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
02:13Strong on the puck, and a strong skater.
02:16And from everything we've heard, he really gets under other players' skins.
02:21Good in his own room, not exactly liked in his opponent's room.
02:25My kind of player.
02:26Boston's kind of player too.
02:39A heartbreaking loss for a young Canadian team still searching for an identity, despite an incredible showing from the teenage
02:47phenom Shane Hollander.
02:49He just couldn't get past that elite Russian defense.
02:52And more importantly, Ilya Rosanoff kept getting past theirs.
02:56See you at the draft.
03:17Alright boys, looking over here.
03:19Hey, flash me those numbers.
03:21Number three's excited.
03:23There's one.
03:23Where's number two?
03:24There we go.
03:26Can I get a smile please?
03:28Yeah, that's better.
03:30Alright.
03:30I can't tell you how excited Montreal is about this.
03:33We don't care he came in number two.
03:35People are popping champagne all over Quebec.
03:38Oh, and just to be clear.
03:41We are thrilled that Shane is Asian or Asian Canadian.
03:45Very thrilled.
03:46And we've historically broken barriers, and we do it again.
03:48So, nothing to worry about there.
03:51You certainly have.
03:53And I mean to be a part of the most legendary franchise in hockey.
03:56Right?
03:56Oh my.
03:58I'm still in shock, but I'm so excited.
04:03And I know this came up in Shane's interview, but I am the world's biggest Metros fan.
04:07Really?
04:08That's part of how I came to feel Canadian.
04:10My dad would sit us down to live on Saturday nights.
04:13It was so amazing.
04:17We're not passing on a kid this strong with those hands.
04:20Not a boss to Mr. Ozanow.
04:21He's a very natural number one pick.
04:23Congratulations again, Henry.
04:25He is a strong, but he needs to discipline.
04:28He can be, how you say, lazy.
04:33By that hard to believe the way he plays?
04:36I promise to work very hard for you.
04:38I have no doubt you will, sir.
04:41You hear what they say.
04:43You understand?
04:53It's just definitely not.
04:58You know, this is the boss.
05:00I have no doubt.
05:07You know, it's your life.
05:09I have no doubt or you never have any friends.
05:09I have no doubt.
05:09I have no doubt about any friends.
05:10I have no doubt about you.
05:10I have no doubt about you.
05:10You have no doubt about me.
05:10I can't be treated.
05:10Oh my God.
05:15I have no doubt about you.
07:23What a fucking day, huh?
07:30Yeah, totally.
07:33It's everything you dreamed of?
07:36Almost.
07:39I'm sorry.
07:43No, you're not.
07:48Montreal is nice, yes?
07:51Yeah, it's awesome.
07:54Boston is nice too?
07:57I think so.
07:59People like it there.
08:02Today, we will be seeing each other a lot.
08:08Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
08:12I'm sorry.
08:14Come on.
08:20Bye.
08:26Whatever.
08:32What?
08:33I don't know.
09:05I don't know.
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14:20Fuck off.
14:53Not here.
15:03So, look, we can forget that happened in there, okay?
15:11Is it what you want?
15:13Yeah, for sure.
15:17Uh, well, you're a really bad liar.
15:31What is your room number?
15:32What is your room number?
16:08What are you doing, dude?
16:14What is your room number?
16:28What is your room number?
16:53Uh, this is going up.
16:55Right.
16:55It's okay.
16:56Yeah.
16:57It's okay.
16:58Well, I'm...
16:59Oh!
17:12I'm sorry.
17:20I butchered my chicken up.
17:21I'm not.
17:22I'm not a chicken.
17:25But I think we should talk.
17:29Do you want to sit?
17:31Mm-hmm.
17:33Not really.
17:36This is such a bad idea.
17:39Look at this.
17:57Mm-hmm.
18:00Mm-hmm.
18:11Mm-hmm.
18:13Mm-hmm.
18:26Oh, come on door.
18:29Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:35Oh!
19:04Stop, stop, stop, stop.
19:05Oh!
19:07Was that bad?
19:07Oh, no.
19:09Opposite.
19:10It's too much, too good.
19:16Is your first time with the man?
19:19You?
19:21Yeah, no.
19:24Really?
19:25Really.
19:27Who?
19:28Another player?
19:32I know.
19:33My coach's son back in Russia.
19:39I like trouble.
19:42Aren't you scared of getting caught?
19:44No, no, no.
19:46It was nothing serious, and we had same secret, so...
19:50It was just...
19:52Curious?
19:54Curious.
19:55Curious.
19:57And you make me curious.
20:03Do I make you curious?
20:07Obviously.
20:11Would you like sucking my cock?
20:14Wow.
20:15Those English words just roll off your tongue?
20:18Yes.
20:20Yes.
20:22You want me to, uh, lie on the bed and let you do it some more?
20:27Let me.
20:33Uh, not fair.
20:40Well, I want to see you.
20:42You saw me in the showers.
20:43Yeah, I want more.
20:44Help me in the shower.
20:50I'm okay.
20:53He is the sun.
21:20Okay, come here.
21:37So, what do you want to do?
21:40I don't know.
21:52Is this okay?
22:20I don't know.
22:22I don't know.
22:28I don't know.
22:34I don't know.
22:54Okay.
23:18I don't know.
23:20You're an asshole.
23:21I know you're an asshole.
23:23I would not leave you like that.
23:26No?
23:27No.
23:31I'm sure you have to do this, Kat.
23:32I don't know.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:11I'm so sorry.
24:12I didn't think.
24:13What?
24:14I bet you would come so quick.
24:15Fuck you.
24:20You didn't have to.
24:22I don't mind.
24:23I don't mind.
24:25I don't mind.
24:55I don't mind.
24:55So, you're not going to tell anyone about this, are you?
25:00Me?
25:02Yes, Hollander.
25:02I'm going to tell everyone.
25:04Because no one can know.
25:05Me, O'Jerry.
25:09Hollander, look, I'm not going to tell anyone.
25:13Okay?
25:15Okay.
25:23I, uh...
25:24I have a relief wipe tomorrow, so...
25:26Yeah, me too.
26:04Good night.
26:06Night.
26:20Oh, shit.
26:22Oh, shit.
26:27Oh, shit.
26:41How are you feeling about finally getting to Montreal tomorrow?
26:44Uh, good.
26:44About time.
26:45Are you looking forward to beating Shane Hollander?
26:48Uh, he's goalie now, I guess.
26:50Hey, Ilya.
26:50At the beginning of the season, you said you were going to score 40 goals for rookie season.
26:54Are you still feeling like that's going to happen?
26:55No, no.
26:56I never said 40 goals.
26:58His lie liar told you that.
27:00I said 50.
27:03What a fucking asshole.
27:23Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:25Oh.
27:26Oh.
27:26Sorry I'm late.
27:26It's 15 minutes.
27:27Don't even worry about it.
27:28No, we don't care.
27:29It's just that you're usually on time.
27:31Yeah, my workout went longer than expected, then I got lost on this YouTube rabbit hole.
27:34No, it's fine.
27:34I ordered for you salmon brown rice.
27:36Okay.
27:37So, I have very exciting news.
27:40What's YouTube?
27:41Rolex is in.
27:43Wow.
27:44Okay.
27:45Let me pull up the email.
27:48And I quote, Shane is exactly the kind of young athlete and young man that Rolex wants
27:54to be associated with.
27:55He's smart.
27:56He's serious.
27:57He's handsome.
27:59That's an understatement.
28:00Oh, my God.
28:02And we believe he will be hockey's most significant ambassador in a generation.
28:07Is Rolex on YouTube?
28:09No.
28:10YouTube is like a video portal site.
28:12I'm not convinced I know what any of those words mean.
28:14So, rabbit hole is where you watch a video and it keeps recommending other videos and
28:18you just keep clicking them.
28:20Sounds dangerous.
28:20Oh, yeah.
28:21I go down to those rabbit holes all the time.
28:23Of course you do, Mom.
28:24What was yours about?
28:25Fancy watches.
28:26David, what?
28:27I'm just keeping up.
28:28Unlikely animals becoming friends, like a tiger and a bear, a cow and a duck.
28:34Come on.
28:35Yeah.
28:35A snake and a baby.
28:36Wow.
28:36I watched that.
28:39What you should be watching are the ones about hockey.
28:42I think keeping up with that snake and baby sounds pretty important.
28:45The relationship could go sideways pretty fast.
28:48Oh, I saw a link today about Ilya Rosanoff.
28:51So, I click on it and he says, well, first of all, do you remember at the beginning of
28:55the season, he told someone, I can't remember who anyway, he told them that he was going
29:00to score 40 goals.
29:01Do you remember that?
29:01I remember you yelling something about Rosanoff turning 40 and me trying to match your level
29:06of outreach.
29:07Well, yesterday in Boston, he said he meant 50.
29:1150 goals.
29:13Yeah.
29:14He's an asshole.
29:15Yeah.
29:15The nerve.
29:16Fuck him.
29:17I'm sorry, but I mean it.
29:19Okay.
29:20Imagining he's better than you?
29:22Fuck him.
29:24Right up the button.
29:25You're not.
29:26I'm sorry, but I said it.
29:27Honestly.
29:28Let's leave.
29:31Dejardin talking to McCann and St. Gare.
29:33It's probably the last face off of the game.
29:36Who are they sending in?
29:38This crowd seems to have some ideas.
29:42Are they going to do this?
29:44Are they going to give the people what they want?
29:48Are they going to do this too?
29:50Are we going to see?
29:52Listen to that crowd.
29:55And there you have it.
29:56It's Ilya Rosanoff versus…
29:59Shane Hollander.
30:02Will you disappoint them?
30:04No.
30:05But a goal of her first face off, your first team, it's good.
30:10I'm happy with any of those.
30:12Meier 1 against the game?
30:15I'm happy with no one.
30:16I'm happy with any of those goals.
30:17But a goal of the game?
30:19I'm happy with all the goals.
30:20I'm happy with all the goals.
30:20I'm here for the team.
30:21I'm here for winning.
30:22I'm in trouble.
30:22I don't care about the details.
30:23What do you think about Tiger Woods and Serena Williams?
30:27Do you think you share the same figures if you understand?
30:30I don't think about things like that.
30:35Mr. Hollander, how would it be, Titián?
30:40Just great. Thank you for asking.
30:45Another French word.
30:4820 000 bucks?
30:50Yes, 20 000 bucks.
30:52Damn it! I'm happy that you're all with the sound.
30:55Why this time?
30:57To protect you.
31:00This is the last time.
31:01Yes, good, good.
31:03Well, I'm not leaving.
31:05Why not?
31:07It's already night, Alexey.
31:08You always have some stupid words, Ilya.
31:13How are you, Titián?
31:15Oh, my God! What a shit with my dad?
31:17You're fine, Ilya.
31:18We're here without you.
31:20Where are you, Ilya?
31:24Yesterday, he asked me to bring me a little bit of bread.
31:31But he's stupid.
31:37Good night, Alexey.
31:40First time, Ilya.
31:41First time, Ilya.
31:49Here we are at the MLH All-Star Game, and the theme this year is Team Hollander versus Team Rosanoff.
31:55Oh, I'm sorry I read that wrong.
31:57It's Team North America versus Team Europe.
32:00It's not subtle.
32:01Any time the league can figure out a way to get these two kids in each other's faces, they're gonna
32:05do it.
32:06Ilya, you're having a legendary rookie season.
32:08Both of you are.
32:09You said you'd hit 50 goals this year.
32:11You've had 28 so far, and we're in the middle of February.
32:13You still thinking about a 50-goal campaign?
32:21Yes.
32:22Shane, kind of the same to you.
32:24You scored 31 goals.
32:25Any chance you want to speculate as to how the season is gonna end up for you guys?
32:28No chance at all.
32:30Question for Ilya first, but it'll be the same for Shane.
32:33Boston is an original sixth legendary team that has struggled to get to the playoffs for the past three seasons.
32:38How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general, to restore Boston to its
32:43former glory,
32:44and how much of that do you take on personally?
32:54Sorry not to jump the gun here, but with Rosanoff's permission...
33:01I know it's only been two seasons since Montreal's made the playoffs, but I think I get the idea.
33:07So look, my mom is the world's biggest Metros fan.
33:10She's obsessed.
33:12And like all Metros fans, she wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly,
33:16and she wants us to win some cups.
33:18And I want the same thing.
33:20I want to be in the playoffs, and I want to win some cups.
33:22I feel pretty aligned with the fans, because we want the same thing.
33:26And at this point, it's my job to take that personally.
33:30Yeah.
33:35What'd he say?
33:40And here's the shot accuracy competition, featuring Gasp, Shane Hollander, and Ilya Rosanoff.
33:47The record for this event, currently held by the New York Admiral Scott Hunter, is four takedowns in eight seconds.
33:57And Rosanoff breaks the record. There you go.
34:00He's a big kid with a big shot.
34:08That was something else, I'll tell you that.
34:10Let's go!
34:10Shane Hollander just shaved over a second off the record that Ilya Rosanoff just set.
34:16If that isn't a good night and good luck, I don't know what is.
34:21Good job.
34:23Thanks.
34:25You had fun last night?
34:27Last night?
34:28With your team.
34:30Get dinner, get drunk.
34:32Oh, yeah. I mean, I had fun, but I didn't get drunk.
34:38You?
34:39No, it was great.
34:41No boring Canadians, no stupid Americans, so...
34:44So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?
34:50I think I'm going to bed early tonight.
34:53Oh, yeah?
34:5722-1.
35:03Nice shooting, Rook.
35:05Thanks.
35:07Glad to see Rosanoff didn't hold my record for more than a minute.
35:11What do you want, by the way?
35:13Oh, nothing. Just shit talking.
35:15He's an asshole, right?
35:17Yeah, basically.
35:19Lucky me.
35:20I'm in the room next to order him at the hotel.
35:23Hollander!
35:43He's someone chasing you.
35:45I'm standing in the hallway like an idiot.
35:47Scott Hunter is right next door.
35:52Fuck.
36:03That's telling you nice.
36:09We thought the would be nice.
36:13Can you live with me?
36:13Woah!cido
36:17Tôi. tenants
36:19and bola vault. Oh,
36:20shit. Okay,
36:20can I see you?
36:26Oh, my God.
36:50Oh, my God.
36:52Oh, my God.
36:56Oh, my God.
36:59Don't move on.
37:01On your stomach.
37:09Hang on.
37:12Do you want to?
37:17You're scared.
37:18I'm not scared.
37:19No, he's okay.
37:21I'm not scared.
37:30You ever touch yourself, yeah?
37:31Jesus Christ.
37:34Why?
37:35Does touching your ass make you gay?
37:37No, it's not.
37:38Because you know what else makes you gay is sucking my dick.
37:40Shut up.
37:41Shut up.
37:42Fuck.
37:44I'm trying to say I have a thing.
37:46Okay?
37:48A thing?
37:49A dildo.
37:56What color?
37:57Fuck you.
37:59Okay, I'm leaving.
38:00No.
38:01No hunger.
38:02I want to fuck you.
38:12Not here.
38:14I'm fucking scared.
38:15Not here next door.
38:17He is hot.
38:19We should let him listen and make him call.
38:22You'd like that, wouldn't you?
38:24You probably would too.
38:29Okay.
38:30Okay.
38:31So next time?
38:34Next time?
38:36Yeah, we'll play in Montreal in two weeks.
38:38Yeah.
38:40But, um...
38:41Where would we...
38:43Where would we what?
38:45Me?
38:47You are homeless.
38:49No.
38:49Then we meet at your house and...
38:51It's an apartment.
38:53Hollander, you are having panic attack.
39:00It's just a plane to fuck.
39:24It's just a plane to fuck.
39:26Uh...
39:27I know we talked about Montreal in two weeks.
39:31But...
39:35Oh my god, Hollander, you were so boring.
39:39Give me your phone.
39:44You have phone.
39:47Give.
40:06So, what's my name gonna be?
40:08Dream.
40:29What's up here?
40:31Nothing.
40:33You sure?
40:35Fuck you.
40:38Hey, sorry boys.
40:39No one's getting into Montreal today.
40:41Two feet of snow.
40:43Fuck.
40:46It's a night off, buddy.
40:47It's not the end of the world.
40:48Yeah, what the...
40:51Whoever she is, she's gonna get over.
41:10Hey, you, uh, you don't wanna come over to my place for dinner tonight, do you?
41:15What?
41:15Since there's no game...
41:17Come for dinner.
41:18Jackie said it's cool.
41:19Oh, that's, uh...
41:19That's my wife.
41:20She can throw on some steaks.
41:22I'm on a macrobiotic diet.
41:24Buddy, I don't even know what that means.
41:26Jackie can cook anything.
41:29You okay?
41:30Yeah, I guess.
41:32Hey, if you have other plans, that's...
41:34That's totally cool.
41:35No, I...
41:35I wanna watch you eat my disgusting food.
41:37Let's do it.
41:38Fuck yes!
41:38Oh my god, Jackie's gonna be so happy.
41:40She's obsessed with being the first wag to feed you.
41:42I'm gonna text her right now, actually.
41:44Bird food only.
41:46Okay.
41:46Hey.
42:06Oh.
42:08Yeah!
42:13Oh.
42:13Ah!
42:21Oh, my God!
42:22Surprise!
42:23Svetlana, I thought you would return to Moscow.
42:26What are you doing here?
42:28I've tried for you, but I already regret it.
42:31Yes, it's in your opinion.
42:32Go to hell, Lea.
42:35Sorry.
42:37I didn't expect you to know how...
42:40What, your game changed?
42:41And then it was a Biflino.
42:42You're a fool.
42:45You're not a fool.
42:46I'm ready.
42:51Okay, now I'll leave.
42:53You're a piece of shit.
42:54You're a piece of shit.
42:54I'm going to play with Jay.
43:17And the nominees for Rookie of the Year are...
43:21Shane Hollander, the Montreal Metros.
43:23Vincent Lemaire, the Minnesota Nomads.
43:26And Ilya Rozenov, the Boston Raiders.
43:29And the Rookie of the Year is...
43:49I'd better just be ginger ale, Rook.
43:52It is, Mr. Hunter.
43:53I wouldn't indulge in front of you.
43:55Congrats, man.
43:58Uh, what would you say if, uh...
44:01Me and some of the other old fucks wanted to do some shots with the Three Rooks?
44:04Would you be into that?
44:05Fuck yes, I would.
44:06Okay, then where's your boy Rozenov?
44:08My what?
44:11No, I mean, not your boy.
44:13Just like...
44:14It's always Hollander and Rozenov, right?
44:16I just thought...
44:17I don't know where he is.
44:19We're not, like, friends or anything.
44:22No worries, man.
44:24No worries.
44:24I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
44:30Okay.
44:30Fuck yes!
44:35Okay, one more.
45:11I don't know if it's worth jumping over.
45:15Worth it all done?
45:17No, I just need some air.
45:22You're drunk.
45:23I'm not.
45:26Good for you.
45:28Big night for you.
45:30Yeah, well...
45:31You could have gotten either one of us.
45:34It went to you.
45:39So what?
45:41So you're just up here sulking, cause what?
45:43You couldn't take another victory lap around me?
45:45All you do is beat me.
45:48I went one stupid fucking thing.
45:49You couldn't even show your face down there.
45:51What was that?
45:52Not everything is about you, Hollander.
45:55So what is it then?
45:57What the fuck do you want?
45:58Nothing.
45:59I just wanted to see the view and get some air and...
46:01And what?
46:02You're this fucking view, Hollander.
46:03Check it out.
46:04Fuck.
46:14I go home in three days.
46:18Okay.
46:20Must be nice.
46:40And I guess I thought maybe we...
46:50Never mind.
46:51Okay.
46:52I'm gonna...
46:59I guess I'll, uh, see you next season.
47:05I'll see you next week.
47:07Bye.
47:18Bye.
47:25Bye.
47:26Bye.
47:28Bye.
47:35What the fuck are you doing?
47:36We're both in tuxedos out in public.
47:39No one is looking...
47:40You don't know that.
47:55See you next season.
47:59All in there.
48:29All in there.
48:59All in there.
49:01All in there.
49:05All in there.
49:24All in there.
49:27All in there.
49:27All in there.
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