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00:00Previously, Unheated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54I'm going to try to get out of the way.
00:59Get out of the way.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born soon.
01:04You're in our way.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:37I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:39Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job, give you an A
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she met driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:29Close it off, line back out on the ice for Boston
02:34I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night hushed over your phone like
02:58A tree at the top of a hill that's crooked from doing bad bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:13You're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my heart
03:25You're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scary, yeah, I'm lost people too
03:42This is the real world, honey, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:46Despite of everything, I guess there's just my city, oh
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be you, you wanna be
04:23Hey, if Roseровna fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see?
04:39No, thanks. Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe you'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:18Thanks, guys.
05:31Thanks, guys.
06:01Thanks, guys.
06:48Thanks, guys.
06:49Thanks, guys.
06:51Thanks, guys.
06:58Thanks, guys.
07:16Thanks, guys.
07:24Thanks, guys.
07:45Thanks, guys.
07:45Thanks, guys.
07:45Thanks, guys.
08:08Thanks, guys.
08:14Thanks, guys.
08:51Thanks, guys.
09:10Thanks, guys.
09:10Thanks, guys.
09:15Thanks, guys.
09:22Thanks, guys.
09:24Thanks, guys.
09:33Thanks, guys.
09:34Thanks, guys.
09:35Thanks, guys.
09:38Thanks, guys.
09:40Thanks, guys.
09:44Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:17Oh, wow.
10:20Now, please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:54Oh, my God.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29You're okay.
11:30Oh, Jesus Christ.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:22I don't know.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:27Oh, my God.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hard.
13:08Worth to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:33So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Mm-hmm.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here at Sochi Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice today.
15:43I fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Oh, you're right there.
16:43Let's go.
16:49Let's go.
17:06Good man.
17:08Awesome.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to get married.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what you're doing.
18:48This is a honor to me.
18:50You have to be a honor to be a honor.
18:52After yesterday's time, you won't win.
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do that?
19:05Do you not regret it?
19:06Not regret it, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our opponent is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Is playing?
19:27What's that for American absurd?
19:29What's that for?
19:30You, captain, you're doing them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who's it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:57Mom, what's your mother?
20:00Mom, you're not...
20:01You remember me?
20:03I was in the case of your brother.
20:07Where are you from?
20:08Where is Polina?
20:10Where are you from?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20in the evening,
20:24to be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:37He's always the same.
20:38What's with him?
20:40He was not in the form.
20:42Kocchew, Kocchew, he still remains.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:45I'll show you all the prize for the United States.
20:48I'll be able to earn a good job.
20:51You are too good.
20:54It's a problem.
20:55It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
20:59You're too nervous.
21:04I have too many conversations.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too many talking,
21:11especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we won't win, Papa.
21:16I'll go to her in the bar, and she needs to be one more cup.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52It's been a long time ago, and it's been a long time ago, Sasha.
22:04I think you've played well.
22:07I'd rather say thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:10For those who've been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:14you're not looking for it to avoid it.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't have any meaning.
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance for a cup in this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midtko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04Well, with the Travmere and the Bratel, you can't leave.
23:07You can't leave the team, as you have done well, not bad.
23:11You can do it.
23:13It's the Vestoga, then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:19Chicago is not the only way to be before.
23:21In the final, it will be better for San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:28So you won the Cup in the year before, as I had been with your father.
23:36Yes, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:39You should look perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43Yes, but you need to talk about it.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How is Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Guys.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French people.
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:32Okay.
24:34Oh, I mean, I couldn't understand it.
24:37Welcome to the film.
24:40I waited too much.
24:43I imagined it was too close on everyone.
24:56It happened that you'd put the philosophies in the water into the water.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier. If you remember me, don't you?
25:21We are the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:33Okay.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50No, no.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:06I was glad to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously.
29:07Catching that, Lamar!
29:31I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you?
29:41We were on in five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hallmark.
29:59But the most important thing.
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey.
30:07Before we give out next award.
30:09Can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:35I'll text them.
30:50I'll text them to you.
30:52And I'll text them to you.
30:52I'll text them to you.
30:54Those things are midnight.
30:54They'll text them in silence.
30:54You can see who they are.
30:54I'll text them to you.
30:56They'll text them to you.
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text for me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe yes nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:50what no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:18i uh i read the new yorker now
33:22really
33:23no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck to me
34:12good luck to me
34:12good luck to my house
34:27good luck
34:29good luck
34:31i will never mind
34:33hi
34:33good luck
34:35thank you
34:35good luck
34:36good
34:37thank you
34:41i'm not
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:40You're such an asshole.
35:51You're such an asshole.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never.
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
37:59Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:39I need you.
38:48You...
39:04I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:44Oh, yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00I'm off.
41:01I'm off.
41:03I'm off.
41:11I'm off.
41:14I won.
41:23I won.
41:24I want it.
41:28Let's go.
41:56Let's go.
42:27Let's go.
42:56Let's go.
43:28Let's go.
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