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Doctor Who (2005) S05E11
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00:08No, Amy, it's definitely not the fifth moon of Cyndicalista.
00:11I think I can see a Ryman's.
00:15Amy!
00:16Amy!
00:25Doctor, say we're on Earth.
00:28Essex, call Chester.
00:37Doctor?
00:39It's taking off again.
00:43Doctor, can you hear me?
00:45Amy!
00:48Amy.
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02:00Craig, what's that on the ceiling?
02:02What's what on the ceiling?
02:03That.
02:04It's coming from upstairs.
02:06Who lives up there again?
02:09Just some bloke.
02:15So what's the plan tonight?
02:16Pizza booze telly?
02:17Yeah, pizza booze telly.
02:20What is he doing up there?
02:28You put the advert up yet?
02:29Yeah, did it today.
02:30Paper shop window.
02:31One furnished room available immediately.
02:33Shared kitchen, bathroom with 27-year-old male, non-smoker,
02:36£400 PCM per calendar month.
02:38Suit young professional.
02:39Mm.
02:40Sounds ideal.
02:41That's your mission in life, Craig.
02:43Find me a man.
02:44Yeah, otherwise you'll have to settle for me.
02:47You'll have to settle for me first.
02:48Oh, Melina again.
02:51What?
02:52Right.
02:54Yeah, but I've kind of got plans.
02:57No, it's nothing important.
02:59It's just Craig.
02:59Oh, thanks, Soph.
03:00Sorry, you know what I mean.
03:02Okay, I'll talk to Craig.
03:04Okay.
03:05Oh, now she's having a Dylan crisis on top of the Claire crisis.
03:08It could be another all-nighter.
03:10I'm sorry, but I really should go.
03:12Do you mind if I go?
03:13No, not at all.
03:14No, honestly.
03:15Of course not.
03:16Go.
03:16Oh, because I could stay.
03:17No, go on.
03:17I mean, I've got plans.
03:20Just pizza.
03:22Yeah, it's just pizza.
03:26Yeah.
03:28Okay.
03:28Right, I'm going.
03:30All right, then.
03:30Well, erm, I'll see you soon.
03:32Yeah.
03:34All right.
03:35And give me a call.
03:35I hope everything's okay.
03:37Thanks, sorry.
04:01Just tell her.
04:03Just tell her I love you.
04:06I love you.
04:07I don't know.
04:08Just...
04:08Hey, I don't know if you knew...
04:17Every time.
04:20I love you.
04:20I love you.
04:22I love you.
04:23I love you.
04:28Well, that's good, because I'm your new lodger.
04:33Do you know, this is going to be easier than I expected.
04:41You know, this is going to be easier than I expected.
05:13But I only put the advert up today.
05:14I didn't put my address.
05:15Well, aren't you lucky I came along?
05:17More lucky than you know.
05:20Less of a young professional.
05:21More of an ancient amateur.
05:24But frankly, I'm an absolute dream.
05:27Hang on a minute, mate.
05:27I don't know if I want you to stay in.
05:29And give me back those keys.
05:30You can't have those.
05:30Yes, quite right.
05:31Have some rent.
05:33That's probably quite a lot, isn't it?
05:34Looks like a lot.
05:35Is it a lot?
05:36I can never tell.
05:44Don't spend it all on sweets.
05:45Unless you like sweets.
05:46I like sweets.
05:47Ooh.
05:50That's how we greet each other nowadays, isn't it?
05:52I'm the doctor.
05:53Well, they call me the doctor.
05:54I don't know why.
05:55I call me the doctor, too.
05:57Still don't know why.
05:59Craig Owens, the doctor?
06:00Yep.
06:01Who lives upstairs?
06:02Some bloke.
06:03What's he look like?
06:05Normal.
06:05He's very quiet.
06:07Usually.
06:08Sorry.
06:09Who are you again?
06:10Hello?
06:11Excuse me.
06:12Ah.
06:13I suppose that.
06:16Dry rot.
06:17Or damp or mildew.
06:19Or none of the above.
06:20I'll get someone to fix it.
06:21No, I'll fix it.
06:22I'm good at fixing rot.
06:23Call me the rotmeister.
06:24No, I'm the doctor.
06:25Don't call me the rotmeister.
06:26This is the most beautiful parlour I have ever seen.
06:29You're obviously a man of impeccable taste.
06:31I can say it.
06:31Craig, can't I say I can?
06:33You haven't even seen the room?
06:34The room?
06:34Your room?
06:35My room?
06:35Oh, yes, my room.
06:37My room.
06:39Take me to my room.
06:42Here, this is Mark's old room.
06:44He owns the place.
06:44Moved out about a month ago.
06:46This uncle, he'd never even heard of, died and left a load of money in the will.
06:49How very convenient.
06:51This'll do just right.
06:52In fact...
07:00No time to lose.
07:02I'll take it.
07:03Ah, you want to see my credentials?
07:05There.
07:06National insurance number.
07:07NHS number.
07:09References.
07:10Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?
07:13I'm his special favourite.
07:16Are you hungry?
07:17I'm hungry.
07:20I haven't got anything in.
07:22I've got everything I need.
07:24For an omelette.
07:25Finzer.
07:26Pour de.
07:27So, who's a girl on the fridge?
07:29My friend, Sophie.
07:30Girlfriend?
07:31Friend who's a girl.
07:32There's nothing going on.
07:34That's completely normal.
07:35Works for me.
07:36Yeah, we met at work about a year ago at the call centre.
07:38Oh, really?
07:38A communications exchange.
07:40That could be handy.
07:41Yeah, the firm's going down, though.
07:42Boss is using a totally rubbish business model.
07:45And all this you do, I've got a plan all worked out.
07:47But I'm just a phone droner.
07:49I can't be running in saying I know best.
07:51Why am I telling you this?
07:52I don't even know you.
07:53Well, I've got one of those faces.
07:55People never stop blurting out their plans while I'm around.
07:58Right.
07:59Where's your stuff?
08:00Oh, don't worry.
08:02It'll materialise.
08:03If all goes to plan.
08:11Which one?
08:12Which one?
08:12No.
08:13Why won't you land?
08:20Oh, that was incredible.
08:23That was absolutely brilliant.
08:25Where did you learn to cook?
08:26Paris, in the 18th century.
08:29No, hang on.
08:29That's not recent, is it?
08:3017th?
08:31No, no, no.
08:3220th.
08:32Sorry, I'm not used to doing them in the right order.
08:35Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?
08:39They never really stop.
08:40Ever been to Paris, Craig?
08:42Nah.
08:42I can't see the point of Paris.
08:44I'm not much of a traveller.
08:46I can tell from your sofa.
08:47Your sofa?
08:48You're starting to look like it.
08:50Thanks, mate.
08:52That's lovely.
08:54No, I like it here.
08:56I'd miss it.
08:57I'd miss...
08:58Those keys.
09:00What?
09:01You're sort of...
09:05Fondling them.
09:07I'm holding them.
09:08Right.
09:09Anyway.
09:11These...
09:12These are your keys.
09:14I can stay.
09:16Yeah, you're weird and you can cook.
09:17It's good enough for me.
09:18Right.
09:20Outdoor, front door, your door.
09:22My door, my place, my gaff.
09:24Ha-ha!
09:25Yes.
09:26Me with the key.
09:27And listen, Mark and I, we had an arrangement where if you ever need me out of your hair, just
09:33give me a shout, okay?
09:38Why would I want that?
09:39Well, in case you want to bring someone round, a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
09:44Oh, I will.
09:45I'll shout if that happens.
09:47Yes.
09:48Something like...
09:50I was not expecting this!
09:53By the way, that.
09:56The rot.
09:59I've got the strangest feeling we shouldn't touch it.
10:10Out the pond, out the pond.
10:12Come in, pond.
10:13Doctor!
10:15Oh.
10:17Sorry.
10:17Could you not rent my new earpiece, pond?
10:19No, I mean, he seems to laugh.
10:22It's a bit weird.
10:23Good weird, you know?
10:25And he just happens to have three grand on him in a paper bag.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Wait.
10:31Wait.
10:32The doctor.
10:33Craig.
10:34What if he's a dealer?
10:42Hello?
10:43Stop, please.
10:44Can you hear me?
10:46I need your help.
10:48How's the TARDIS coping?
10:50Mm, see for yourself.
10:56Oh, nasty.
10:58She's locked in a materialisation loop trying to land again, but she can't.
11:01And whatever's stopping her is upstairs in that flat.
11:04So, go upstairs and sort it.
11:07Please.
11:07My little girl's hurt.
11:17I don't know what it is yet.
11:20Anything that can stop the TARDIS from landing is big.
11:23Scary big.
11:25Wait.
11:26Are you scared?
11:28I'm so sorry, but will you help me, please?
11:32Help you?
11:35A bow tie.
11:37Are you serious?
11:38Hang on a sec.
11:39What?
11:41Craig.
11:42Craig.
11:44Craig.
11:46I can't go up there until I know what it is and how to deal with it.
11:49And it is vital that this man upstairs doesn't realise who and what I am.
11:54So, no sonicking.
11:56No advanced technology.
11:57I can only use this because we're on scramble.
12:00To anyone else here in this conversation, we're talking absolute gibberish.
12:04Practical eruption in chicken.
12:05They got Lombardi spiral.
12:08Now, all I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being.
12:11Simple.
12:12What could possibly go wrong?
12:13Have you seen you?
12:14So, you're just going to be snide.
12:16No helpful hints?
12:17Hmm.
12:18Well, here's one.
12:19Bow tie.
12:20Get rid.
12:21Bow ties.
12:22Oh, cool.
12:23Come on, I mean, I'm a normal bloke.
12:25Tell me what normal blokes do.
12:26They watch telly.
12:28They play football.
12:29They go down the pub.
12:30I could do those things.
12:31I don't, but I could.
12:32Hang on, wait, wait, wait.
12:34Amy?
12:42Interesting.
12:44Localised time loop.
12:48What's all that?
12:49Time distortion.
12:51Whatever's happening upstairs is still affecting you.
12:54No!
12:55No!
12:56No!
12:57No!
12:57No!
12:57No!
12:58No!
12:59No!
12:59No!
13:00No!
13:01No!
13:01No!
13:01No!
13:02No!
13:06It stopped!
13:07Ish.
13:09How about your end?
13:11Mine's good.
13:12So, doesn't sound great, but nothing to worry about?
13:17No.
13:17No, no.
13:18Not really.
13:18Just keep the zigzag plotter on full.
13:20That'll protect you.
13:23Oh!
13:25Amy, I said the zigzag plotter.
13:26Don't pull the zigzag closer!
13:28What, you're standing with the door behind you?
13:30Yes!
13:31Okay, take two steps to your right and pull it again.
13:43Now, I must not use the sonic.
13:46I've got work to do. Need to pick up a few items.
13:49Hey!
13:58I'll get comfortable.
14:11Doctor!
14:13Hello!
14:14How long are you going to be in there?
14:16Oh, sorry, I like a good stove.
14:21The hell was that?
14:23What did you say?
14:26I'm just going to go upstairs, see if he's okay.
14:29Sorry?
14:43What did you say?
14:51Yes, hello?
14:52Craig.
14:56It's me from downstairs. I heard a big bang.
15:01No choice.
15:02I'm sorry.
15:04Thank you, Craig, but I don't need your help.
15:11Oops!
15:14What happened? What's going on?
15:15Is that my toothbrush?
15:17Correct. You spoke to the man upstairs.
15:18Yeah.
15:19What do you look like?
15:19More normal than you do at the moment, mate.
15:21What are you doing?
15:22I thought you might be in trouble.
15:25Thanks.
15:26Oh, if I ever am, you can come and save me with my toothbrush.
15:39Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:41Hello!
15:43The Doctor!
15:45Ah!
15:45It must be Sophie!
15:48Oh!
15:50Oh!
15:52Oh!
15:52Oh!
15:54Oh!
15:55Hang on a sec.
15:56Hang on a sec.
15:56We've got a match today.
15:57Pub League.
15:58We're one down if you fancy it.
16:00Pub League.
16:00A drinking competition.
16:03No.
16:04Football.
16:05Play football.
16:05Football.
16:06Football!
16:07Yes!
16:07Blokes play football.
16:09I'm good at football, I think.
16:10You saved my life.
16:11I've got somebody.
16:12Yeah, all right.
16:13I'll see you down there.
16:13Hey, Soph.
16:14Hey, I thought I'd come earlier meeting your flatmate.
16:17Do you play Sophie?
16:19It's so fair.
16:20She just stands on the sidelines.
16:21She's my mascot.
16:22I'm your mascot?
16:23Mascot.
16:24Well, yeah, not my mascot.
16:26It's a football match.
16:27I can't take a date.
16:28I didn't say I was your date.
16:30Neither did I.
16:36Better get dressed.
16:41They're...
16:41They're...
16:42Spare kits.
16:43Just in the bottom drawer.
16:44Bit of a mess.
16:48So, what do you think?
16:49He didn't say he was gorgeous.
16:51You unlocked the door.
16:52How did you do that?
16:52Those are your keys.
16:53You must have left them last time you came here.
16:55Yeah, but I...
16:57How do you know these are my keys?
16:59I've been holding them.
17:00I have got another set.
17:01You've got two sets of keys to someone else's house.
17:03Yeah?
17:04I see.
17:06You must like it here too.
17:20So, I'm going out.
17:21If I hang about the house all the time, him upstairs might get suspicious.
17:25Notice me.
17:26Football.
17:27Okay, well done.
17:28That is normal.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Football.
17:30All outdoorsy.
17:33Football's the one with the sticks, isn't it?
17:36What are you actually called?
17:37What's your proper name?
17:39Just call me The Doctor.
17:40Yeah.
17:40I can't go up to these guys and go,
17:41Hey, this is my new flatmate.
17:42He's called The Doctor.
17:43Why not?
17:43Because it's weird.
17:45All right, Craig.
17:45Hey!
17:46All right, mate.
17:49Hello.
17:50I'm Craig's new flatmate.
17:52I'm called The Doctor.
17:53All right, Doctor.
17:54I'm Sean.
17:55So, where are you strongest?
17:56Arms.
17:58No.
17:59He means what position on the field?
18:02I'm not sure.
18:03The front?
18:03The side?
18:05Below?
18:06You any good, though?
18:09Let's find out.
18:13Right!
18:13Get away!
18:14No!
18:15No!
18:18No!
18:19No!
18:20That's not bad.
18:25One, two!
18:28One, two!
18:28One, two!
18:29Come on, dapat!
18:31Come on, dapat!
18:32Go, dapat.
18:34Oh...
18:34Yay!
18:36Yay!
18:40You're brilliant. You're amazing.
18:43Come on, Frank. Get somebody.
18:47Come on, Frank. Show them what you want.
18:50Come on, Frank.
18:55Yes!
18:58Yeah!
19:02Oh! Oh! Get in!
19:06I love this game.
19:23Go, John! Go, John! Go, John!
19:27Go, John! Go, John!
19:40Please, can you help me?
19:44Can you help me, please?
19:49Can you help me?
19:52Hello?
20:01I've lost my mum and I don't know where she is. Please, can you help me?
20:05Help you?
20:08You poor thing, what's happened?
20:11Can you help me find her?
20:14You are so on the team. Next week you've got the crown and anchor. We're going to annihilate her.
20:19Annihilate? No, no violence. Do you understand me? Not while I'm around, not today, not ever.
20:23I'm the doctor of the oncoming storm. And you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
20:27Yeah.
20:29Lovely. What sort of time?
20:50Amy? Amy?
20:53It's happening again. Works.
20:55What does the scanner say?
20:58A lot of nines. Is it good that they're nines? Tell me it's good that they're all nines.
21:03Yes, yes, it's good. Zigzag plotter. Zigzag plotter, Amy.
21:17Amy?
21:19Are you there?
21:23Amy?
21:25Yes. Hello.
21:27Oh, thank heavens. I thought for a moment the TARDIS had been flung off into the vortex with you inside
21:30it.
21:31Lost forever.
21:33What do you mean? That could actually happen?
21:35You have got to get me out of here.
21:37How are the numbers?
21:40All fives.
21:42Fives?
21:45Even better.
21:47Still, it means the effect's almost unbelievably powerful and dangerous, but don't worry.
21:50Hang on, OK?
21:53I've got some rewiring to do.
21:54Hang on.
22:05Hello, flatmate.
22:07Hey, man, um, listen, uh, Sophie's coming round tonight, and I was wondering if you could give us some space.
22:16Oh, don't mind me. You won't even know I'm here.
22:20That's the idea.
22:23Yes! Perfect!
22:25What a beauty.
22:33That's got bigger.
22:34Oh, yeah.
22:35Are we going out?
22:37I've had a bit of a weird day.
22:39Can we do Pizza Boo's telly?
22:40Great. Love it. Wait.
22:42No Merlina, no crises, no interruptions.
22:47Great.
22:48Excellent.
22:50Um, so...
22:54I've...
22:55Oh, there's...
23:00I think...
23:02Where's this going?
23:06I think that we...
23:13Should...
23:14Hmm?
23:16Hello.
23:16What?
23:17Oops.
23:18Sorry.
23:19Don't worry, I wasn't listening in a world of Mahondale.
23:22I thought you were going out.
23:23Just reconnecting all the electrics.
23:25It's a real mess.
23:26Where's the on switch for this?
23:28He really is just on his way out.
23:29No, I don't mind. I mean, if you don't mind.
23:32I don't mind.
23:32What would I mind?
23:34Then stay. Have a drink with us.
23:37What? Do I have to stay now?
23:38Do you want to stay? I don't mind.
23:41Okay.
23:42Great.
23:43Because life can seem pointless, you know, Doctor?
23:46Work weekend, work weekend.
23:47And there's six billion people on the planet doing pretty much the same.
23:51Six billion people watching you took work.
23:53I'm starting to wonder where they all come from.
23:55What? What do you mean by that?
23:56So then, the call said that's no good, then.
23:58What do you really want to do?
24:00Don't laugh.
24:01I only ever told Craig about it.
24:03Hmm?
24:03I want to work looking after animals.
24:06Maybe abroad?
24:07I saw this orangutan sanctuary on telly.
24:10Oh.
24:11What's stopping you?
24:12She can't.
24:13You need loads of qualifications.
24:15Yeah, true.
24:16Plus, it's scary.
24:18Everyone I know lives around here.
24:19Like Craig got offered a job in London, better money, didn't take it.
24:22What's wrong with staying here?
24:24I can't see the point of London.
24:26Well, perhaps that's you, then.
24:28Perhaps you'll just have to stay here secure and a little bit miserable till the day you drop.
24:32Better than trying and failing, eh?
24:34Do you think I'd fail?
24:35Well, everybody's got dreams, Sophie.
24:37Very few are going to achieve them, so why pretend?
24:43Perhaps in the whole wide universe, a call centre is about where you should be.
24:46Why are you saying that?
24:47That's horrible.
24:48Is it true?
24:48Of course it's not true.
24:49I'm not staying in a call centre all my life.
24:51I can do anything I want.
24:56Oh, yeah, right.
24:59Oh, my God.
25:00Did you see what you just did?
25:01No, sorry.
25:01What's happening?
25:02Are you going to live with monkeys now?
25:03It's a big old world, Sophie.
25:06Work out what's really keeping you here, eh?
25:09I don't know.
25:11Don't know.
25:20So, you're going to be taking off, then, seeing the world?
25:23What, do you think I should?
25:25Yeah.
25:27Like the doctor says, you know, what's keeping you here?
25:31Yeah, exactly.
25:34Well...
25:36Bye.
25:37See you.
25:37See you.
25:42See you in a bit.
25:53Right.
25:54Shields up.
25:55Let's go.
25:58What are you getting?
26:01Upstairs.
26:02No traces of high technology.
26:03Totally normal.
26:05No, no, no, no, no.
26:06It can't be.
26:07It's too normal.
26:09Only for you could too normal be a problem.
26:11You said I could be lost forever.
26:13Just go upstairs.
26:14Without knowing, get myself killed, then you really are lost.
26:17If I could just get a look in there.
26:20Hold on.
26:22Use the data bank.
26:23Get me the plans of this building.
26:24I want to know its history, the layout, everything.
26:26Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy.
26:51From Meister.
26:55Ah!
27:03Craig!
27:05Craig!
27:08Breakfast.
27:09It's normal.
27:10Craig.
27:14Craig.
27:15Craig.
27:17Craig.
27:18I told you not to touch him.
27:20Look, what's that?
27:21It's enough for me to do a pretty obviously poisonous substance.
27:23Oh, I know what would be really clever.
27:24I'll stick my hand in it.
27:27Come on, Craig.
27:28Breathe.
27:29Ah, come on, Craig.
27:30Breathe.
27:31Them's a healthy footballer's lungs.
27:35Right.
27:36Reverse the enzyme decay.
27:37Excite the tannin molecules.
27:49I can't go to work with no account.
27:52You need rest.
27:53One more.
28:01It's a planning meeting.
28:03It's important.
28:04You're important.
28:07You're going to be fine, Craig.
28:24What?
28:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:42Good afternoon.
28:44I'm so sorry, Michael. I don't know what happened. I've got no excuse.
28:47And I think that's not what my screen is telling me, Mr Lang.
28:52What's he doing here? What are you doing here?
28:53If that's your attitude, Mr Lang, I suggest you take your customer elsewhere.
28:58No, no, no. That's one of my best clients.
29:00Hello, Craig. How are you feeling?
29:01Had some time to kill. I was curious. Never worked in an office. Never worked in anywhere.
29:05You're insane.
29:06Leave off the doctor. I love the doctor. He was brilliant in the planning meeting.
29:11You went to the planning meeting?
29:12Yes, I was your representative. We don't need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang.
29:16Here you go. And I found some custard cream.
29:18Sophie, my hero.
29:19Hi, Craig. I went on the web, applied for a wildlife charity thing.
29:22They said I could always start as a volunteer straight away. Should I do it?
29:26Yeah, great. Yeah, good. Go for it.
29:28You look awful. About to unbed now.
29:30Who next? Oh, yes.
29:35Hello, Mr Jorgensen.
29:37Can you hold? I have to eat a biscuit.
30:04Have you been upstairs?
30:07Yes.
30:09Wow.
30:13You can do it. Show me what's up there. What's behind that door? Try to show me.
30:18Have you ever seen anyone come up there? Lots of people. Cuckoo. What kind of people?
30:23People who never came back down. Oh, that's bad. That's very bad.
30:31Oh, hello. I can't take this anymore. I want you to go.
30:38You can have this back and all. What have I done?
30:40For a start. Talking to a cat. Lots of people talk to cats.
30:43And everybody loves you, and you're better at football than me, and my job, and now Sophie's all.
30:47Oh, monkeys, monkeys. And then...
30:50There's that. It's art.
30:52A statement on modern society. Ooh. Ain't modern society awful?
30:56Me and you, it's not going to work out. You've only been here three days. It'll be the three weirdest
30:59days of my life.
31:00Your days will get a lot weirder if I go.
31:02I thought it was good weird. It's not. It's bad weird. I can't do this anymore.
31:04Craig, I can't leave this place. I'm like you. I can't see the point of anywhere else.
31:07Madrid? Ha! What a dump. I have to stay. No, you don't. You have to leave.
31:10I can't go. Just get out!
31:12Right. Only way. I'm going to show you something, but shh. Really. Shhh.
31:17Oh, I'm going to regret this. Okay. Right. First, general background.
31:21Ah!
31:29You're a... Yes.
31:32From... You've got a time.
31:34Shhh. Shhh.
31:35Eleven.
31:36Right. Okay.
31:37Specific detail.
31:42Amy!
31:47You saw my ad in the paper shop window?
31:50Yes, with this right above it, which is odd.
31:52Because Amy hasn't written it yet.
31:54Time travel.
31:54It can happen.
31:55That's a scanner.
31:56You've used non-technological technology of Lamerstein.
32:01Shut up!
32:13Please, can you help me?
32:15Hi.
32:17Please, will you help me?
32:21What's the matter, my love?
32:23Help you.
32:29Ah!
32:31I've never...
32:32Never doing that.
32:33Ever.
32:34Ever again.
32:35Amy.
32:36That's Amy Pond.
32:37Oh, of course.
32:38You can understand us now.
32:39Hurrah!
32:40Got those plans yet?
32:44Still searching for them.
32:45I've worked it out with psychic help from a cat.
32:48Cat?
32:49Yes.
32:50I know.
32:50He's got a time engine in the flat upstairs.
32:52He's using innocent people to try and launch it.
32:54Whenever he does, they get burnt up.
32:55Hence the stain on your ceiling.
32:56Oh, from the ceiling!
32:57Well done, Craig.
32:58And you, Miss Pond, nearly get thrown off into the vortex.
33:01Lovely.
33:03People are dying up there!
33:04People are dying!
33:05People are dying!
33:05People are dying!
33:06People are dying!
33:06Amy!
33:10They're being killed!
33:11Someone's up there.
33:12Oh, my...
33:17Doctor!
33:19Hang on.
33:21Craig, come on.
33:23Someone's dying up there.
33:25It's Sophie.
33:27Sophie that's dying up there!
33:28It's Sophie!
33:29Doctor!
33:30Stop!
33:32Wait, Sophie!
33:32Craig, wait.
33:34Amy?
33:34Are you upstairs?
33:36Just going in.
33:36No, but you can't be upstairs.
33:38Of course I can be upstairs.
33:39No, I've got the plans.
33:40You cannot be upstairs.
33:42It's a one-story building.
33:43There is no upstairs!
33:53What?
33:55What?
33:56Oh.
33:58Oh, of course.
34:01The time engine isn't in the flat.
34:03The time engine is the flat.
34:05Someone's attempt to build a TARDIS.
34:08No, there's always been an upstairs.
34:10How do I think about it?
34:11Yes.
34:13No, I don't.
34:14The perception filter, it's more than a disguise.
34:16It tricks your memory.
34:18Sophie!
34:19Sophie!
34:20Oh, my God!
34:21Sophie!
34:22It's controlling her.
34:23It's willing her to touch the activator.
34:24No, it's not going to hover!
34:28They're locked in!
34:29You've got to do something!
34:33What?
34:34Why's it let her go?
34:42You will help me.
34:44Right, stop.
34:44Crash ship, let's see.
34:46Hello, I'm Captain Troy Hanson of International Rescue.
34:48Please state the nature of your emergency.
34:50The ship has crashed.
34:51The crew are dead.
34:52A pilot is required.
34:53And you're the emergency crash program.
34:55A hologram.
34:56What?
34:56You've been luring people up here so you can try them out.
34:58You will help me!
34:59You will help me!
35:00You will help me!
35:00Craig, what is this?
35:01Where am I?
35:02Hush.
35:02Human brains aren't strong enough, though.
35:03They just burn.
35:04But you're stupid, aren't you?
35:05You just keep trying.
35:07Seventeen people have been tried.
35:09Six billion four hundred thousand and twenty-six remain.
35:12Seriously, what is going on?
35:14Oh, for goodness sake.
35:14The top floor of Craig's building is in reality an alien spaceship.
35:17Intent on slaughtering the population of this planet.
35:19Any questions?
35:20No, good.
35:20Yes, I have questions.
35:22The correct pilot has now been found.
35:24Yes, I was a bit worried that you were going to say that.
35:25He beat you, Doctor, doesn't he?
35:27The correct pilot has been found.
35:29The correct pilot has been found.
35:31The correct pilot has been found.
35:33Ah, what's happening?
35:35He's pulling me in.
35:36I'm the new pilot.
35:37Chris Stewart?
35:38Could you find the ship safely?
35:40No.
35:41I'm way too much of this ship.
35:42My hand touches that panel.
35:43The planet doesn't blow up the whole solar system does.
35:46The correct pilot has been found.
35:49No, worst choice ever.
35:50I promise you, stop this.
35:51Doctor!
35:52It's getting worse.
35:53It doesn't want everyone, Craig.
35:55It didn't want you.
35:55I spoke to him.
35:57He said I couldn't help him.
35:58It didn't want Sophie before today, but now it does.
36:00Why?
36:00What's changed?
36:01No!
36:03No, I gave her the idea of leaving.
36:05It's a machine that needs to leave.
36:06It wants people who want to escape, but you don't want to leave, Craig.
36:09You're Mr. Sofa man.
36:11Doctor!
36:12Craig, you can shut down the engine.
36:14Put your hand on the panel and concentrate on why you want to stay.
36:18Wait, no!
36:18Will it work?
36:19Yes.
36:19Are you sure?
36:20Yes.
36:20Is that a lie?
36:22Of course it's a lie.
36:23It's good enough for me.
36:25Geronimo!
36:26No!
36:28Ah!
36:29Ah!
36:30Quick!
36:31Doctor!
36:32Craig!
36:33What's keeping you here?
36:34Think about everything that makes you want to stay here.
36:36Why don't you want to leave?
36:38Ah!
36:39Sophie!
36:39I don't want to leave Sophie.
36:41I can't leave Sophie.
36:42I love Sophie.
36:45I love you too, Craig, you idiot.
36:49Stop that!
36:50Regardless, do you mean that?
36:51Of course I mean it.
36:52Do you mean it?
36:53I've always meant it.
36:54Seriously though, do you mean it?
36:55Yes.
36:56What about the monkeys?
36:58No, not now, not again Craig.
36:59The planet's about to burn for God's sake.
37:02Kiss the girl!
37:03Kiss the girl!
37:04No!
37:10No!
37:16Doctor?
37:18You've done it.
37:20Ha ha!
37:21You've done it!
37:23Oh, that is gracious.
37:24Just zeros.
37:25Minus one.
37:26Minus two.
37:26Minus three.
37:27Big yes!
37:28Help me!
37:29Help me!
37:30Help me!
37:30Help me!
37:31Help me!
37:32Big no.
37:33Help, help, help.
37:35Help, help, help, help!
37:36Let me switch it off!
37:37Emergency shutdown.
37:38It's uploading everybody.
37:39Out, out!
37:41Help!
37:47Chopped in.
37:50Help, help, help.
37:51Help, help, help.
37:53Help, help, help, help, help.
38:12Look at them. Didn't they see that? The whole top floor just vanished.
38:17Perception filter. There never was a top floor.
38:32So we spoiled our friendship, then? Totally ruined it. And what about the monkeys? We could save them together, you
38:38know? We'll do whatever we want. We could see the point of Paris if you were there with me. First,
38:44let's destroy our friendship completely.
39:00Oi! What? You were trying to sneak up? Yes, well, you were sort of... busy. I want you to keep
39:10these. Thank you. Because I might pop back soon, have another little stay.
39:16No, you won't. I've been in your head, remember? I still want you to keep them.
39:21Thank you, Craig. Thank you, Doctor.
39:25Sophie.
39:27Now then, 6,400,000 and 26 people in the world.
39:31That's the number to beat.
40:00Back in time. You need to go to the paper shop.
40:02Leave that note for me.
40:04Right little matchmaker, aren't you?
40:06Can't you find me a fella?
40:08Oh, rectifier's playing up again.
40:10Hold on.
40:11You write the note and I'll change that will.
40:13You got a pen?
40:13Make sure it's a red pen.
40:43You got a pen.
41:02You got a pen.
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