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Doctor Who (2005) S05E07
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00:03I don't know.
00:33I don't know what it feels like. I've never had a baby before.
00:53Mm-hmm.
00:54Mm.
00:54Mm.
00:56Oh.
00:58No.
00:59I know.
01:00Leaf blowers. Use them, Ray.
01:02Not always.
01:07I knew. I just knew.
01:19Rory!
01:20Doctor!
01:21I've cracked your flowers.
01:22Oh, Amy will kill you.
01:23Where is she?
01:24She'll need a bit longer.
01:26Whenever you're ready, Amy.
01:28Oh, hey!
01:31You've swallowed a planet.
01:33I'm pregnant.
01:34You're huge!
01:35Yeah, I'm pregnant.
01:36Look at you when worlds collide.
01:39Oh, look at you both five years later and you haven't changed a bit apart from age and size.
01:45Oh, it's good to see you, Doctor.
01:47Are you pregnant?
01:50Huh.
01:57Ah, Ledworth.
01:59Vibrant as ever.
02:01It's Upper Ledworth, actually.
02:02We've gone slightly upmarket.
02:04Where is everyone?
02:06This is busy.
02:08Okay, it's quiet, but it's really restful and healthy.
02:14Lots of people around here live well into their 90s.
02:16Well, don't let that get you down.
02:18It's not getting me down.
02:19Well, I wanted to see how you were. You know me. I don't just abandon people when they leave the
02:23TARDIS.
02:24It's time launched for life. You don't get rid of your old pal, the Doctor, so easily.
02:28You came here by mistake, didn't you?
02:30Yeah, a bit of a mistake. But look, what a result. Look at this.
02:34Bench. What a nice bench. What will they think of next?
02:46So, what do you do around here to stave off the, you know, self-harm?
02:50Gordon.
02:54We relax. We live. We listen to the birds.
03:01Yeah, see? Birds.
03:05Wasn't they nice?
03:06We didn't get a lot of time to listen to birdsong back in the TARDIS days, did we?
03:10Oh, blimey. My head's a bit.
03:13Ooh.
03:13Uh, no. You're right. There wasn't a lot of time for birdsong back in the TARDIS days.
03:30Days. What? No. Yes. Sorry. What? Oh, you're okay. Oh, thank God I had a terrible nightmare about you two.
03:41That was scary. Don't ask. You don't want to know. You're safe now.
03:47Oh, okay.
03:48That's what counts. Blimey. Never dropped off like that before. Well, never, really.
03:55I'm getting on a bit, you see. Don't let the cool gear fool you. Now, what's wrong with the console?
04:01Red flashing lights. I bet they mean something.
04:04But, Doctor, I also had a kind of dream thing. Yeah, so did I. Not a nightmare, though. Just, um,
04:12we were married.
04:14Yeah. In a little village. Yeah, sweet little village. And you were pregnant.
04:18Yes, I was huge. I was a boat. So you had the same dream, then? Exactly the same dream?
04:24Are you calling me a boat? And, Doctor, you were visiting? Yeah, yeah. You came to our cottage.
04:29How can we have had exactly the same dream? It doesn't make any sense. And you had a nightmare about
04:33us. What happened to us in the nightmare?
04:37It was a bit similar in some aspects. Which aspects? Well, all of them. You had the same dream. Basically.
04:42You said it was a nightmare. Did I say a nightmare? No. More of a really good...
04:46...mare. Look, it doesn't matter. We all had some kind of psychic episode. We probably just dropped a time track
04:52or something. Forget it.
04:54We're back to reality now. Sir, if we're back to reality, how come I can still hear birds?
04:59Yeah, the same birds. The same ones we heard in the dream.
05:03Oh, sorry. Notted off. Stupid god. I must be overdoing it. I was dreaming we were back on the TARDIS.
05:10You just had the same dream, didn't you? Back on the TARDIS. Weren't we just saying the same thing?
05:14But we thought that this was the dream, didn't we? I think so. Why do dreams have to eat so
05:18quickly?
05:19Doctor, what is going on? Is this because of you? Is this some time-lory thing because you've shown up
05:23again?
05:23Listen to me. Trust nothing. From now on, trust nothing you see, hear or feel.
05:27But we're awake now. Yeah, you thought you were awake on the TARDIS, too.
05:31But we're home. Yeah, you're home. You're also dreaming. Trouble is, worry, Amy, which is which?
05:35Are we flashing forwards or backwards? Hold on tight.
05:45This is going to be a tricky one.
05:47There we are.
06:06It's going to be a tricky one.
06:17I'm not rezing shadows.
06:24Oh, this is bad.
06:28I don't like this.
06:30Oh!
06:32Deborah, use force.
06:34You just embarrassed yourself.
06:35I let your cross, in which case, always use force.
06:38Shall I want to get the manual?
06:39I threw it in a supernova.
06:41You threw the manual in a supernova?
06:43Why?
06:44Because I disagree with it.
06:46Stop talking to me when I'm cross.
06:48Okay, but whatever's wrong with the TARDIS,
06:50is that what caused us to dream about the future?
06:52Well, if we were dreaming of the future...
06:53Well, of course we were. We were in Ledworth.
06:55Upper Ledworth.
06:56Yeah, and we could still be in Upper Ledworth dreaming of this.
07:00Don't you get it?
07:01No, okay? No, this is real. I'm definitely awake.
07:04Yeah, and you thought you were definitely awake when you were all elephant-y.
07:07Hey, pregnant.
07:09And you could be giving birth right now.
07:10This could be the dream.
07:11I told you, trust nothing we see or hear or feel.
07:14Look around you. Examine everything.
07:15Look for all the details, but don't ring true.
07:19Okay, well, we're in a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than the outside.
07:22With a bull-tie wearing alien.
07:24So maybe what rings true isn't so simple.
07:27Not a point.
07:37It's dead.
07:39We're in a dead time machine.
07:46Remember, this is real.
07:48But when we wake up in the other place, remember how real this feels.
07:51It is real.
07:52I know it's real.
08:03Okay, this is the real one.
08:05Definitely this one.
08:06It's all solid.
08:07It felt solid in the TARDIS, too.
08:08You can't spot a dream while you're having it.
08:10Uh, what are you doing?
08:12Looking for motion blur, pixelation.
08:14It could be a computer simulation.
08:16I don't think so, though.
08:18Hello, doctor.
08:19Hello.
08:22You're a doctor?
08:23Yeah.
08:24And unlike you, I've actually passed some exams.
08:26A doctor, not a nurse.
08:27Just like you've always dreamed.
08:29How interesting.
08:30What is?
08:31Well, your dream wife, your dream job.
08:33Probably your dream baby.
08:34Maybe this is your dream.
08:36But it's Amy's dream, too, isn't it, Amy?
08:38Yes, of course it is.
08:40Yeah.
08:40What's that?
08:41Old people's home.
08:49You said everyone here lives to their 90s.
08:51There's something that doesn't make sense.
08:54Let's go and poke it with a stick.
08:59Can we not do the running thing?
09:06Oh, hello, doctor Williams.
09:07Hello, Rory, love.
09:09Hello, Mrs Poggett.
09:10How's your hip?
09:11A bit stiff.
09:12Oh, easy.
09:13D96 compound.
09:14Plus.
09:15No, you don't have that yet.
09:16Forget that.
09:17Who's your friend?
09:19The junior doctor?
09:22Yes.
09:22Can I borrow you?
09:23You're the size of my grandson.
09:25Ah.
09:27Slightly keen to move on.
09:28Freak psychic schism to sort out.
09:33You're incredibly old, aren't you?
09:48I'm going to go.
09:48I hate this, doctor.
09:49Stop it.
09:50Because this is definitely real.
09:51It's definitely this one.
09:52I keep saying that, don't I?
09:53It's bloody cold.
09:55The heating's off.
09:55The heating's off.
09:57Yeah.
09:57Put on a jumper.
09:58That's what I always do.
10:00Oh, yeah.
10:00Sorry about Mrs Poggett.
10:01She's so lovely, though.
10:02No.
10:03I won't believe her nice old lady act if I were you.
10:06What do you mean, act?
10:08Everything's off.
10:09Sensors call power drifting.
10:12The scanner's down, so we can't even see out.
10:15We could be anywhere.
10:16Someone, something is overriding my controls.
10:19Well, that took a while.
10:22Honestly, I'd heard such good things.
10:25Last of the Time Lords, the oncoming storm, aiming the bow tie.
10:31How did you get into my TARDIS?
10:33What are you?
10:34What shall we call me?
10:36Well, if you're the Time Lord, let's call me the Dream Lord.
10:40Nice look.
10:41This?
10:42No, I'm not convinced.
10:44Bow ties?
10:50Interesting.
10:51I'd love to be impressed, but, uh, Dream Lord, it's in the name, isn't it?
10:56Spooky.
10:57Not quite there.
10:59And yet very much here.
11:00I'll do the talking, thank you.
11:02Amy, why don't you take a guess at what that is?
11:07Um, Dream Lord.
11:07He creates dreams.
11:08Dreams, delusions, cheap tricks.
11:11And what about the gooseberry here?
11:12Does he get a guess?
11:13Uh, listen, mate.
11:15If anyone's the gooseberry round here, it's the Doctor.
11:17Oh, well, there's a delusion I'm not responsible for.
11:20No, he is.
11:22Isn't he, Amy?
11:22Oh, Amy.
11:23You'll have to sort your men out.
11:25Choose, even.
11:26I have chosen.
11:27Of course.
11:28I've chosen.
11:32Is you stupid?
11:33Oh, good.
11:34Thanks.
11:35You can't fool me.
11:36I've seen your dreams.
11:38Some of them twice, Amy.
11:40Blimey, I'd blush if I had a blood supply.
11:43Or a real face.
11:45Where did you pick up this cheap cabaret act?
11:48Me?
11:49Oh, you're on shaky ground.
11:51Am I?
11:51If you had any more tawdry quirks, you could open up a tawdry quirk shop.
11:56The madcap vehicle, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first year fashion student.
12:03I'm surprised you haven't got a little purple space dog.
12:06Just to ram home what an intergalactic wag you are.
12:11Where was I?
12:13Um, you were...
12:14I know where I was.
12:16So here's your challenge.
12:18Two worlds.
12:19Here, in the time machine.
12:21And there, in the village that time forgot.
12:24One is real, the others fake.
12:27And just to make it more interesting.
12:28You're going to face, in both worlds, a deadly danger.
12:32But only one of the dangers is real.
12:35Tweet, tweet.
12:35Time to sleep.
12:38Oh.
12:40Or are you waking up?
12:52This is bad.
12:53This is very, very bad.
12:55Look at this x-ray.
12:57Your brain is completely see-through.
13:00But then, I've always been able to see through you, Doctor.
13:02Always?
13:03What do you mean, always?
13:04Now then, the prognosis is this.
13:06If you die in the dream, you wake up in reality.
13:09Healthy recovery in next to no time.
13:11Ask me what happens if you die in reality.
13:13What happens?
13:14You die, stupid.
13:15That's why it's called reality.
13:16Have you met the Doctor before?
13:18Do you know him?
13:19Doctor, does he?
13:20Now, don't get jealous.
13:21He's been around our boy.
13:24But never mind that.
13:25You've got a world to choose.
13:26One reality was always too much for you, Doctor.
13:29Take two, and call me in the morning.
13:33Okay.
13:33I don't like him.
13:35Who is he?
13:35I don't know.
13:37It's a big universe.
13:38Why is he doing this?
13:39Maybe because he has no physical form that gets you down after a while.
13:42So, he's taking it out on folk like us, who can touch and eat and feel.
13:47What does he mean, deadly danger, though?
13:49Nothing deadly has ever happened here.
13:50I mean, a bit of natural wastage, obviously.
13:52They've all gone.
13:54They've all gone.
14:01They've all gone.
14:02Now, stop.
14:04You two all from there.
14:06Come on.
14:07We're ready.
14:08Come on.
14:11Come on.
14:11We've gone into the castle now.
14:13All of you.
14:15Why would they leave?
14:16And what does he mean about Mrs Poggett's nice old lady act?
14:20One of my tawdry quirks.
14:22Sniffing out things that aren't what they seem.
14:23So, come on.
14:24Let's think.
14:25The mechanics of this reality split we're stuck in.
14:27Time and sleep exactly matches time in our dream world.
14:29Unlike in conventional dreams.
14:31And we're all dreaming the same dream at the same time?
14:33Yes.
14:33Sort of communal trance.
14:34Very rare, very complicated.
14:35I'm sure there's a dream giveaway, I tell.
14:37But my mind isn't working because this village is so dull!
14:42I'm slowing down like you two have.
14:44Oh!
14:45Ow!
14:46Really?
14:49It's coming!
14:50Okay.
14:51Okay.
14:51You're a doctor.
14:52Help her.
14:52You're a doctor.
14:53It's okay.
14:53We're a doctor.
14:54What do we do?
14:56Okay.
14:56It's not coming.
14:58What?
14:58This is my life now and it just turned you white as a sheet.
15:02So, don't you call it elegant.
15:03Ever.
15:04Okay.
15:06Sorry.
15:06Yeah.
15:33Now, we all know there's an elephant in the room.
15:35I have to be this size.
15:37I'm having a baby.
15:38No, no.
15:38The whole men seem real, but no.
15:40Is nobody going to mention Rory's ponytail?
15:45You hold him down?
15:46I'll cut it off.
15:46This from the man in the bow tie.
15:48Bow ties are cool.
15:54Don't know about you, but I wouldn't hire Mrs Poggett as a babysitter.
16:05What's she doing?
16:07What does she want?
16:12Hello.
16:14Here we go.
16:16It's really cold.
16:17You got any warm clothing?
16:18What does it matter if we're cold?
16:20We have to know what she's up to.
16:23Sorry.
16:24Sorry.
16:25There should be some stuff.
16:27Down there.
16:27Have a look.
16:48I want the other life.
16:51You know, where we're happy and settled and...
16:53about to have a baby.
16:57Don't you wonder?
16:58If that life is real, then why would we give up all this?
17:02Why would anyone?
17:04Because we're going to freeze to death?
17:06The doctor will fix it.
17:09Okay.
17:09Why?
17:11Because we're going to get married.
17:14Yeah?
17:15We can still get married.
17:17Someday.
17:18You don't want to anymore.
17:20I thought you'd chosen me, not him.
17:22You are always so insecure.
17:24You ran off with another man?
17:26Not in that way.
17:27It was the night before our wedding.
17:29We're in a time machine.
17:30It could be the night before our wedding for as long as we want.
17:36We have to grow up eventually.
17:38It says who.
17:45Ah!
17:46Rory, wind.
17:47Amy, could you attach this for the monitor, please?
17:50Okay.
17:51I was past Amazing Worlds.
17:52Instead, I get Duff Central heating in a weird kitchen-y wind-up device.
17:56It's a generator.
17:57Get winding.
17:59Not enough!
18:00Rory, wind!
18:01Why is the dream lord picking on you?
18:03Why us?
18:10Where are we?
18:13We're in trouble.
18:14What is that?
18:16Star.
18:18Cold star.
18:25That's why we're freezing.
18:26It's not a heating malfunction.
18:28We're drifting toward a cold sun.
18:29There's our deadly danger for this version of reality.
18:32So this must be the dream.
18:33There is no such thing as a cold star.
18:35Stars burn.
18:35So it's this one.
18:36It's just burning cold.
18:37Is that possible?
18:37I can't know everything.
18:39Why does everybody expect me to?
18:41Always.
18:42Okay.
18:42This is something you haven't seen before.
18:44So does that mean this is the dream?
18:46I don't know.
18:48But there it is.
18:49And I'd say we've got about 40 minutes until we crash into it.
18:53But that's not a problem.
18:54Because you know how to get us out of this?
18:56Because we'll have frozen to death by then.
18:58Oh, then what are we gonna do?
18:59Stay calm.
19:00Don't get sucked into it.
19:01Because this just might be the battle that we have to lose.
19:03Oh, this is so you, isn't it?
19:06What?
19:07Huh.
19:08What?
19:08A weird new star, 14 minutes left to live and only one man to save the day?
19:12Huh?
19:13I just wanted a nice village and a family.
19:14Oh dear, Doctor.
19:16Descent in the ranks.
19:18There was an old doctor from Gallifrey who ended up throwing his life away.
19:23He let down his friends and...
19:26Oh no.
19:28We've run out of time.
19:31Don't spend too long there.
19:33Or you'll, um...
19:35Catch your death here.
19:40Where have the children gone?
19:42Dunno.
19:42Playtime's probably over.
19:44Oh!
19:44You see, this is the real one.
19:46I just feel it.
19:47Don't you feel it?
19:47I feel it both places.
19:49I feel it here.
19:50It's just so...
19:53Tranquil.
19:54And relaxed.
19:56Nothing bad could ever happen here.
19:59Not really me though, is it?
20:00I mean...
20:01Would I be happy?
20:02Settling down in a place with a pub, two shops and a really bad amateur dramatic society.
20:06Oh!
20:06That's why I got pregnant.
20:07So I don't have to see them doing Oklahoma.
20:09Doctor, what are you doing?
20:10And what are those piles of dust?
20:17Playtime's definitely over.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:24What happened to them?
20:33I think they did.
20:36They're just old people.
20:37No.
20:39They're very old people.
20:42Sorry, Rory.
20:43I don't think you're what's been keeping them alive.
20:49Hello, peasants.
20:51What's this?
20:52Attack of the old people?
20:53Oh, that's ridiculous.
20:55This has got to be the dream, hasn't it?
20:57What do you think, Amy?
20:58Let's all jump under a bus and wake up in the TARDIS.
21:01You first.
21:01Leave her alone.
21:02Do that again.
21:03I love it when he does that.
21:05Tall, dark hero.
21:06Leave her alone.
21:07Just leave her?
21:08Yes.
21:09You're not quite so impressive, but I know where your heart lies, don't I, Amy Pond?
21:13Shut up.
21:14Just shut up and leave me alone.
21:16But listen.
21:17You're in there.
21:18Love's a redhead, our naughty doctor.
21:21Has he told you about Elizabeth I?
21:23Well, she thought she was the first.
21:25Drop it.
21:25Drop all of it.
21:26I know who you are.
21:27Of course you don't.
21:27Of course I do.
21:29No idea how you can be here, but there's only one person in the universe who hates me as much
21:33as you do.
21:36Never mind me.
21:38Maybe you should worry about them.
21:49Hi.
21:50Hello.
21:51Hello.
21:51We were wondering where you went to get reinforcements by the look of it.
21:55Are you all right?
21:55You look a bit tense.
21:57Hello, Mr. Nameby.
21:58Rory.
21:58Mr. Nameby ran the sweet shop.
22:00He used to slip me the odd free toffee.
22:02Did I not say thank you?
22:03Whoa!
22:07How did he do that?
22:08I suspect he's not himself.
22:10Don't get comfortable here.
22:10You may have to run.
22:11Fast.
22:12Oh, can't we just talk to them?
22:18There's an eye in Hermes.
22:20There's a whole creature inside.
22:21They're inside all of them.
22:22They've been there for years.
22:22Living and waiting.
22:26That is disgusting.
22:28They're not going to be peeping out of anywhere else, are they?
22:32Okay, leave them.
22:33Leave them.
22:33Talk to me.
22:34Talk to me.
22:35You are.
22:37Ethnodytes.
22:37A proud ancient race.
22:39You're better than this.
22:40Why are you hiding away here?
22:41Why aren't you at home?
22:43We were driven from our planet by upstart neighbours.
22:45So we've been living here inside the bodies of old humans for years.
22:50No wonder they live so long.
22:51You're keeping them alive.
22:52We were humbled and destroyed.
22:54Now we will do the same to others.
22:56Okay.
22:57Makes sense, I suppose.
22:58Credible enough.
22:59Could be real.
23:01Morning.
23:05You need to leave this planet.
23:11Wait!
23:12Stop!
23:16After all I've done for the over-seventies in this village.
23:20Ah, this is crazy.
23:22She loves me.
23:22I fixed her depression.
23:23She's just a little old lady.
23:25Mrs. Hamill.
23:26We don't understand.
23:32I'll deal with this one, Chubbs.
23:34Now.
23:41Huh?
23:44I can't hit her.
23:46Whack her!
24:02Whack her!
24:03We just ran away.
24:05We just abandoned the doctor.
24:07Don't ever call me chumps again.
24:10We don't see him for years and somehow we don't really connect anymore.
24:14And then, then he takes the bullet for us.
24:16Hey, he'll be fine.
24:17You know the doctor.
24:18He's Mr. Cool.
24:22Oh.
24:34Oh, I love a good butcher's.
24:36Don't you?
24:36We've got to use these places or they'll shut down.
24:40Oh, but you're probably a vegetarian, aren't you, you big flop-haired wuss?
24:44Oh, pipe down. I'm busy.
24:46Maybe you need a little sleep.
24:53Oh, wait a moment.
24:55If you fall asleep here, several dozen angry pensioners will destroy you with their horrible pie thingies.
25:02Fingers in the ear. Brilliant.
25:05What's next?
25:06Shouting boo?
25:07Come in!
25:09Come in!
25:10Yes, we've got lots of steak here this week.
25:13Lots of steak!
25:14Get in!
25:16These jokes wasted on you.
25:21Wait! Wait! Stop!
25:24Oh.
25:25Oh, I can't watch.
25:40Oh, it's colder.
25:41The three of us have to agree now which is the dream.
25:44It's this. Here.
25:46You could be right.
25:46Science is all wrong here. Burning ice.
25:49No, no, no. Ice can burn, sofas can read. It's a big universe. We have to agree which battle to
25:54lose. All of us. Now.
25:55Okay. Which world do you think is real?
25:56This one.
25:57No, the other one.
25:58Yeah, but are we disagreeing or competing?
26:00Competing? Over what?
26:05Nine minutes till impact.
26:06What temperature is it?
26:08Outside.
26:09How many noughts you got? Inside?
26:11I don't know, but I can't feel my feet and other parts.
26:14I think all my parts are basically fine.
26:16Stop competing.
26:18Can't we call for help?
26:20Yeah.
26:20Cos the universe is really quite small and there's bound to be someone nearby.
26:24Put these on.
26:25Out of you.
26:29Oh.
26:30A poncho.
26:31The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
26:34Here we go.
26:36Oh, my boys.
26:37My poncho boys.
26:38If we're gonna die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band.
26:45We're not gonna die.
26:46No, we're not.
26:47But our time's running out.
26:48If we fall asleep here, we're in trouble.
26:50If we could divide up, then we'd have an active presence in each world.
26:54But the dream rule is switching us between the worlds.
26:56Why? Why?
26:56What's the logic?
26:58Good idea, Veggie.
27:00Let's divide you three up so I can have a little chat with our lovely companion.
27:04Oh.
27:05Maybe I'll keep her.
27:07And you could have pointy nose to yourself for all eternity,
27:11should you manage to clamber aboard some sort of reality.
27:14Can you hear that?
27:15What?
27:15No.
27:17Don't be scared.
27:19We'll be back.
27:22Murray.
27:22Doctor, don't leave me.
27:24Hey, me.
27:26We're gonna have fun, aren't we?
27:27No, please.
27:30Mom.
27:33Oh, sorry.
27:40Oh, sorry.
27:42I'm sorry.
27:43Oh, sorry.
27:47I'm sorry.
27:48Oh, sorry.
27:49Sorry.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:26Oh, my God.
29:01Help! Help! Help me!
29:03Oh, you couldn't live near the shops, could you?
29:06Help me! Help me! Help me!
29:12It's OK, baby.
29:14There we are.
29:21Get in! Get in! Get in!
29:22Quickly! Get in!
29:24Come on, jump in! Quick! Get in now! Quickly! Hurry up!
29:29Are we in?
29:33Come on, let's get in!
29:35Get in! All four! Quick! Get in!
29:36That's it! Quickly!
29:37Everyone in! Come on, let's get in!
29:53Poor Amy.
29:55He always leaves you, doesn't he? Alone in the dark.
30:00Never apologises.
30:02He doesn't have to.
30:04That's good.
30:06Because he never will.
30:09And now he's left you with me.
30:12Spooky old not-to-be-trusted me.
30:18Anything could happen.
30:22Who are you?
30:24And what do you want?
30:27The Doctor knows you, but he's not telling me who you are.
30:30And he always does. Takes him a while sometimes, but he tells me.
30:36So you're something different.
30:38Oh, is that who you think you are? The one he trusts?
30:41Actually, yes.
30:43The only girl in the universe to whom the Doctor tells everything.
30:50Yes.
30:51So what's his name?
30:55Now...
30:57Which one of these men would you really choose?
31:00Look at them.
31:02He ran away with a handsome hero.
31:05Would you really give him up for a bumbling country doctor
31:09who thinks the only thing he needs to be interesting is a ponytail?
31:13Stop it.
31:14But maybe it's better than loving and losing the Doctor.
31:17Pick a world, and this nightmare will all be over.
31:22They'll listen to you. It's you they're waiting for.
31:25Amy's men.
31:27Amy's choice.
31:31Amy's choice.
31:31Amy's choice.
31:31Amy's choice.
31:500875319no.
31:51Everybody out. Out, Out.
31:52Into the church. That's right.
31:53Go on open the door.
32:02it's make your mind up time in both worlds bye i need to find my friends friends is that the
32:09right
32:09word for the people you acquire friends are people you stay in touch with your friends
32:15never see you again once they've grown up the old man prefers the company of the young does he not
32:44okay
32:46okay
33:00how did i get up here i carried you i'm afraid you may experience some bruising
33:05who's the doctor i don't know i want to do something for you
33:28oh
33:29i was starting to like it
33:33sorry and stopping for the butchers
33:38what are we gonna do i don't know i thought the freezing tardis was real but now i'm not so
33:42sure
33:43i think the baby's starting
33:45honestly would i make it up at a time like this well you do have a history of being very
33:51lovely
33:53why are they so desperate to kill us they're scared fear generates
33:55it's savagery
34:01oh
34:09No, I'm not ready.
34:16Look after our baby.
34:29No.
34:31No.
34:33No.
34:34Come back.
34:41Save him.
34:42You save everyone.
34:43You always do.
34:45It's what you do.
34:47Always.
34:51I'm sorry.
34:57Then what is the point of you?
35:18No.
35:19No.
35:19This is the dream.
35:20Definitely this one.
35:22No.
35:22If we die here, we wake up, yeah?
35:29Unless we just die.
35:30Either way, this is my only chance of seeing him again.
35:34This is the dream.
35:35No.
36:05It can't be.
36:07Rory isn't here.
36:10I didn't know.
36:12I didn't.
36:12I honestly didn't.
36:13I didn't.
36:14Till right now.
36:17I just want him.
36:19Okay.
36:41I love Rory and I never told him that he's gone.
36:45No.
36:47No.
36:50I don't know.
36:53I don't know.
37:02I'm sorry.
37:03No.
37:21I don't know.
37:21I don't know.
37:22I don't know.
37:22I know.
37:32I don't know.
37:32I don't know.
37:33I have a dream.
37:50So, you chose this world, well done, you got it right, and with only seconds left, that's
38:03fair, let's warm you up, I hope you've enjoyed your little fictions, it all came out of your
38:10imagination, so, I'll leave you to ponder on that, I have been defeated, I shall withdraw,
38:20farewell.
38:36Something happened, I, what happened to me, I, oh, oh, right, this is good, I am liking
38:49this, was it something I said, could you tell me what it was, so I can use it in emergencies
39:01and maybe birthdays, what are we doing there, me, I'm going to blow up the TARDIS, what,
39:14notice how helpful the dream lord was, okay, there was misinformation, red herrings, malice,
39:18and I could have done without the limerick, but he was always very keen to make us choose
39:21between dream and reality.
39:25What are you doing?
39:26Not how the dream lord conceded, this isn't the dream.
39:29Yes, it is.
39:30Stop it.
39:31Stop burning coal, do me a favour, the dream lord has no power over the real world, he was
39:38offering as a choice, between two dreams.
39:40How do you know that?
39:42Because I know who he is.
40:00Any questions?
40:05What's that?
40:06A speck of psychic pollen from the candle meadows of Crast on Slava, must have been hanging
40:12around for ages, fell in the time rotor, heated up, and induced a dream state for all of us.
40:31So that was the dream lord then, those little specks?
40:35No, no, no, sorry, wasn't it obvious?
40:39The dream lord was me.
40:41Psychic pollen, it's a mind parasite, it feeds on everything dark in you, gives it a voice,
40:45turns it against you.
40:48907, had a lot to go on.
40:51But why didn't it feed on us two?
40:53The darkness in you, Pair, it would have starved to death in an instant.
40:55I choose my friends with great care.
41:00Otherwise, I'm stuck with your own company, and you know how that works out.
41:05But those things he said about you, you don't think any of that's true?
41:13Amy, right now a question is about to occur to Rory, and seeing as the answer is about to
41:17change his life, I think you should give him your full attention.
41:23Yeah, actually, yeah.
41:25There it is.
41:26Because what I don't get is, you blew up the TARDIS, that stopped that dream, but what stopped
41:29the Ledworth dream?
41:31We crashed the camper van.
41:33Oh, right.
41:34Does it remember that bit?
41:35No.
41:35You weren't there, you were already.
41:38Already what?
41:40Dead, you died in that dream Mrs. Poggett got you.
41:44Oh, okay.
41:46But how do you know it was a dream, before you crashed the van?
41:50How do you know you wouldn't just die?
41:54I didn't.
41:58Oh.
42:00Yeah.
42:02Oh.
42:03Yeah.
42:04Oh.
42:21So, well then, where now?
42:25Or should I just pop down to the swimming pool for a few lengths?
42:28I don't know.
42:30Anywhere's good for me.
42:31I'm happy anywhere.
42:35It's up to Amy this time.
42:37Amy's choice.
42:39Yes.
42:44Ha ha.
42:45Ha, ha, ha.
43:15Ha, ha.
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