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Crackhead S01E05 (2026)
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00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:44Hey, hey, break the fuck!
00:48Break this little mouse.
01:01Hey, why didn't you tell me?
01:03Frankenstein!
01:05You okay?
01:06No!
01:07Someone should have told me Mitch is it.
01:10Yours are right.
01:11Thank you, Michael.
01:13You okay?
01:15Yeah, just maybe cramps.
01:19Hey, before you're going to tell me about...
01:23Can I get my phone back now?
01:25It's been over a week.
01:26Oh, that's the boss.
01:44Hey, have you seen...
01:46What are you doing?
01:48What?
01:48What do you want, Froggy?
01:50You seen Alcat?
01:52Huh?
01:52Oh, no.
01:53Probably on Lake of the Penthouse.
01:54Hmm?
01:55He'll figure it out.
01:56What?
02:02A-C-T-I-T-U-T!
02:04Get back here!
02:04Fight it!
02:06A-C-T-I-T-U-T!
02:08A-C-T-I-T-U-T!
02:10A-C-T-I-T-U-T!
02:11A-C-T-I-T-U-T!
02:11My ass!
02:13You fucked man!
02:14A-C-T-U-T!
02:15A-C-T-U-T!
02:16Bro, mate.
02:17Bro, mate.
02:18Ooh!
02:19He's getting faster.
02:21They're getting slower.
02:24A-C-T-U-T!
02:26A-C-T-U-T!
02:29Shit, is that today?
02:32Yeah.
02:33It'll be fine.
02:37Do you remember Sarah's family session?
02:40Yeah.
02:41I would rather jump off that roof than go through that.
02:44Oi.
02:57I'm Hapu.
02:59What?
03:01How?
03:02I fucked a guy.
03:04I mean, how in here?
03:10Alright.
03:11Well.
03:13Congratulations and all that.
03:19What are you going to do?
03:21I don't know.
03:22A baby's not something I've thought about.
03:24It's not something I want to think about.
03:28Well, Liza had for you.
03:30You know, after the treatment.
03:32I don't fucking know.
03:34I never think about that either.
03:40Well, you do have options.
03:41You know, you don't have to go through it if you don't want to.
03:47Well, I'd love to be a granddad if you do.
03:51Oh!
03:53Fucking finally!
03:54Fuck off!
03:56Shit.
03:56Sorry, but I'm...
03:57I got something that might help with the...
04:10I got your abortion pills.
04:12Fuck off you did.
04:14I did!
04:15How?
04:16I told my sister I've been roofing with horse laxatives.
04:18Now my baby's deformed.
04:19I need an abortion.
04:24You take the first pill, followed by four more, you'll get some cramps and bleeding, but that's just your body
04:30getting rid of the baby bits.
04:33Fucking show me.
04:37Fucking bitch.
04:39Fucking bitch what?
04:42She must have taken them.
04:44Well, we just need to get them back.
04:46You can't just get them back.
04:47She's a fucking child killer.
04:48If you don't get them back, I'll tell everyone that you're not a poo.
05:00You can come over and join us in London.
05:03That sounds like a great idea.
05:05What you up to, McGee?
05:07Making baby birdies?
05:09A little mouse is baby mouse.
05:13I think you have something that belongs to Frankie.
05:17What are you talking about?
05:18The pills that were under her mattress.
05:21I didn't take any pills.
05:23Fucking do something.
05:25Tell us where the pills are, you crazy fuck!
05:28I would appreciate it if little mouse didn't use that language.
05:33Five minutes until grip therapy, eh?
05:35Yeah.
05:36Yep.
05:39So you know what?
05:40You two can set up.
05:41Cool?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Sweet.
05:47Where are the pills, Mitch?
05:49Maybe they fell.
05:51Or got lost.
05:54Fuck!
05:59Fucking useless.
06:03Fucking useless!
06:07Elves!
06:07Go in two lines, like that.
06:10Dears go in a line facing us.
06:12They're on display like this.
06:13Just like a firing squad.
06:17Hey, you should have told me Mitch is a fucker.
06:19I'm a what?
06:22A great knitter.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Sit down, Frankie.
06:26You're welcome.
06:27Let's turn this way.
06:32Thank you for coming.
06:42We're so glad you've continued to participate in Graham's therapy.
06:46How are things at home?
06:49It's, um...
06:50It's actually been quite good.
06:51How so?
06:52Well, his drinking.
06:54It was just so much.
06:55He was drinking until he...
06:57Ricky, please don't.
06:57Let us be.
06:58He was caught running naked down the main street.
07:01Ricky.
07:01He was drugging himself up.
07:03Please.
07:03Before seeing patients.
07:04Look, not just in front...
07:05I already know all of this dead.
07:07The whole fucking town does.
07:10I'm sorry, Graham.
07:12It's just been...
07:14Easier.
07:14Meow.
07:19Sorry.
07:20Carry on.
07:21We just think that maybe it will be better...
07:24Meow.
07:28Meow.
07:31Get back in your seat.
07:33Meow.
07:39Meow.
07:44Oh.
07:46Meow.
07:48Meow.
07:50Oh, no, no, no, no.
07:51Everyone.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53So sorry.
07:54Meow.
07:55What do you say?
07:59Sort them out.
08:00Meow.
08:01Meow.
08:02Meow.
08:03Meow.
08:03Meow.
08:03Meow.
08:06Meow.
08:08Meow.
08:09Meow.
08:10Meow.
08:12Meow.
08:14Meow.
08:14Meow.
08:15Look at you.
08:27Make a sound.
08:28And I'll fucking stab you.
08:31autour.
08:31the fuck up. Are you sure about the fuck up Frankie? Frankie needs the abortion pills to
08:38get rid of the baby. Frankie needs to have the baby. Frankie doesn't want the fucking
08:42baby. The baby is a gift. Frankie is a piece of shit drug addict who should not be giving
08:46birth to a deformed baby. Abortion is murder. Give me my fucking pills. Mommy. Tell me where
09:00the pills are, Mommy. Don't be frightened, little mouse. I'm telling you this for you.
09:18You fucking crazy bitch! Lydia, fuck you! Lydia, fuck you! Lydia, fuck you! Lydia, fuck you!
09:26Lydia, enough! What the hell is going on? Lydia, I'm not just helping.
09:30Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. I'm not just helping. She's my little mouse. She needs her, Mommy.
09:38No, Mitch. Frankie's not your daughter.
09:41Hey, Michelle! Make it easy!
09:45Michelle! Frankie's not your daughter.
09:49Miriam was your daughter.
09:54And you killed him.
09:58you killed him.
10:00love me.
10:08Just killed her.
10:09just kidding, woahh
10:10you killed her.
10:12You killed her.
10:13ah
10:24youARA
10:33Hey, you okay?
10:38You're needed.
10:39I want to see you.
10:43You're gonna go now, eh?
10:50I recently changed me to do it.
10:52Well, I did try something new.
10:54You didn't inform me.
10:55I'm a psychiatrist.
10:56I don't need to tell you.
10:57I run a day today.
10:58I know Mitch.
10:59I know what's best for her.
11:01There's a clavicle trial for schizophrenia
11:03that has just been approved.
11:04No.
11:05If we move her to Corfu House,
11:06we can try the new treatment safely.
11:10Mitch stays exactly where she is.
11:12Come in, Frankie.
11:15Come on.
11:22Mitch has had a bit of a setback.
11:24Will she be okay?
11:26Yeah, I think she's gonna be good.
11:27Conditions like schizophrenia often persist over time.
11:30At this rate, she'll require this level of care for the rest of her life.
11:35How is she, other than the schizophrenia?
11:42Like, does she have any cramps or bleeding or...
11:47What?
11:48I don't know.
11:48Is it physical or is it just a mental thing?
11:51It's a mental thing.
11:53Other than the schizophrenia, she's fine.
11:55Sedated and sleeping.
11:58Look, we think it's best if we move you back into your old room.
12:02I'll step out of line again and I'll take her back.
12:08Oh, and Frankie,
12:10Lydia has been here a long time.
12:13Watch us deep, dear.
12:14We'll see you later.
12:18No.
12:26Come on.
12:29I don't know.
12:29You might have to be wrong, but I'll look at him.
12:29I'm not sure you're going to be wrong.
12:29Woo-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
12:48I'm getting rid of it Frankie
12:52My way
13:00She's in her room
13:02She's low down
13:03She's what?
13:04Our kid's pregnant
13:05She's got
13:05You're both pregnant
13:06She's got knitting needles
13:08Go
13:15Get off
13:16Get off
13:17Get off
13:20Get off
13:20Get off
13:21Arse down
13:22Arse down
13:23Get off
13:27Get off
13:31Get off
13:32Get off
13:33Get off
13:37Get off
13:39Get off
13:39Get off
13:40Get off
13:47Get off
14:12I'm not now.
14:15Please, can you just stop for a second, please?
14:17Please, please, please.
14:19I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk.
14:21I don't know... I don't know how it happened.
14:24It meant nothing.
14:25Where's my old phone?
14:26Fuck about the phone, okay?
14:28Don't touch me.
14:29She wouldn't stop, okay?
14:31And now she's haphu. And what if I'm...
14:34You think you're the father?
14:38Do you think you're the father?
14:39I don't know!
14:40You're fucking pathetic. I fucking hate you!
14:46My sister fucks anything that moves the good luck getting through that list.
14:53When?
14:56I was off to you. That's the future.
14:58It's not.
14:58I don't know...
14:59No.
15:15I can still find that ball.
15:16If he matters, I just go...
15:21It really isn't.
15:37All right, you lot.
15:38Enough gawking.
15:39Move on.
15:44She okay?
15:45You okay?
15:47In the pregnancy, that's okay?
15:50Yeah, it's going great.
15:52Hey, I'm just going to go out for a dart.
15:54Okay, that one might.
15:56Oi, you want one of those?
16:16Your room got a bit carried away today, eh?
16:20What's that?
16:21Is Vicky okay?
16:23No.
16:26I thought you'd better off without the scyby walloper.
16:28What, he is.
16:31I wish she's better off without me.
16:39Thanks, my boss.
16:42Why hospital?
16:44Why not just keep our cat nicer for the night?
16:46Was it like a suicide watch?
16:48No, it's just to start the process of abortion, that's all.
16:51You're both pregnant.
16:53So?
16:54Well, who's the father of all these babies?
16:56Don't look at me.
16:58What?
16:58The old man and the pussycat go up to the roof every day.
17:01Just, just leave it.
17:02What about you?
17:04Fuck that.
17:05I don't like make a terrible guy.
17:06Just said fucking, that's enough.
17:08This should take five minutes, show.
17:10I don't like it.
17:19What?
17:20I just can't wait to be a dad.
17:22You didn't even come.
17:24I did a wee bit, before the job eat.
17:28It was like a baby come.
17:29Oh.
17:57I don't like that.
18:27I don't like that.
18:31International blow and not local.
18:33Do this one more time for the old school.
18:35Do this one more time for the old school.
18:36I've been thinking there's no names for the little lot.
18:39All right?
18:39What a lassie.
18:41I'm thinking, man number one is Esme.
18:46Elsie's a girl second.
18:47I've been going to high school with this girl called Elsie,
18:49and she's quite a shit shaggy.
18:51For a wee lad, what do you think of Pjollin?
18:55What the fuck?
18:56Helps with backache.
18:57Man, I saw him the first trimmer stuff.
18:59Oh, thanks, my boss.
19:01Tasty, sweetie, for a mummy in the making.
19:04What the fuck?
19:05Wow.
19:07Oh, excuse me.
19:08Come on.
19:09I'm on the doff, too.
19:11I'm sorry.
19:12Me, too.
19:13Me, too.
19:13Look at me!
19:14I'm sorry!
19:16I'm on the doff.
19:26You got it!
19:35I don't know.
19:57See you next time.
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