00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. Get a spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:03Let's go!
01:05Go!
01:12Go!
01:14Go!
01:17Go!
01:18Go!
01:20Go!
01:21Let's go!
01:23Go!
01:24We're going!
01:28Brad, stop showing off!
01:29Catch it!
01:30Relax.
01:31I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:24N-n-no, I-I-uh.
02:27Damn! This is so awkward!
02:38N-n-no, I-I-uh.
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're a vatic whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and
04:47tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:57first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least not
05:10Connor no not Connor but Brad's sweet to everyone that's it
05:22Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your plan first step sexy photo right got
05:32it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much
05:43yes it's perfect it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay ready
05:49yes
05:50go
05:54oh my god oh my god
06:18is that him
06:23oh my god I'm like oh what are you saying what are you saying
06:28mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the
06:42highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09what's going on Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus once I land
07:18this
07:18date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39she gave her some random digits
07:41oh
07:43oh
07:45for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd gets
07:50look bro it's this one
07:52oh my god oh the glasses
07:55can't see
07:56oh shit
07:57oh fuck god my eyes
07:59oh
07:59oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:05I really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell'd you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's a
08:16perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you that was an accident okay
08:23hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway okay on the field you only see the
08:27end
08:27zone not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know cuz she doesn't fit your
08:31shallow fucking beauty standard you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you
08:37lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:50so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh Tessa hi welcome home I'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:35you
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows
09:52Connor Vaughn he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made
10:01quite the impression at school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I
10:08actually have a thing for him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part now you're
10:16not just only friends
10:17classmates your family isn't that fun what she's my stepsister
10:30Tessa
10:30Tessa
10:31Tessa
10:32Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:37what
10:39and uh make sure you keep him off the football field his last major injury landed him in the ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:51think of it as a
10:53secret
10:54yeah
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:01are we
11:04hmmm
11:07yes
11:09Mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new
11:15stepbrother
11:28oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my day with Brad already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:43but but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47oh silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:49and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:55wait
11:56what
11:59what
11:59what stop
12:00what are you guys doing
12:02stop let go
12:03here's your royal necklace
12:05your majesty
12:06oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:10long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things and giant white lust
12:16okay that's not true okay you know what I actually have a date with Brad Dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:46you
13:01you
13:06you
13:07you
13:08you
13:09Are you stalking me?
13:11What? No, no. What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No, no, no, no, no. I sent that to Brad.
13:30Why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your Vicar?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:08Oh, my God.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:20No, no, no, no. This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn. I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:39Connor Vaughn, I hate you.
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:01Shh.
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Good.
15:55Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:05When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Unnerd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay, first things first.
17:02Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you got to dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:27Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to, go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates the roof, Professor?
17:48You can't even handle touching someone.
17:50Hey, how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:57Oh!
17:58A rookie like you, won't last a second, like Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my God, is he going to kiss me?
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