#video #The King of Queens S03E05 CtrlHD
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00:14wow these chef ming people really know their way around a walk they should change the name of this
00:18dish to egg foo yum they were on their game tonight i'm telling you you should try the
00:24poo-poo platter i'm sorry the what platter how do you think that's funny and still hold down a job
00:38i'm complicated
00:42man i would love some dessert i gotta have something sweet yeah me too
00:47all we got are these fortune cookies boy the chinese really dropped the ball when it came to
00:51the desserts huh i know it's like what you can't uh jam a fortune into a piece of fudge cake
00:59oh you know what i could totally go for right now that new frozen fudge blast from quickie burger
01:06what are you doing my baby wants a frozen fudge blast my baby's getting a frozen fudge blast
01:12no no no forget it it's 10 o'clock already and you're in your bad underwear
01:20that's all right i'll just hit the drive-through is it inconvenient sure but being married means
01:25sometimes doing things that you don't want to do i hope you'll keep that in mind during our no-no
01:30time
01:38later
01:39budge
01:47welcome to quickie burger may i take your order yeah two frozy fudge blasts will that be all yeah i
01:53think
01:54that'll uh who we kidding throw in a number four anything else uh does the number four have quickie
02:02curlies no the number three does all right then i'll take a number three so cancel the four and
02:08substitute a three when did you hear the word cancel give me both may i bucket size you for an
02:16extra 70
02:17my man i like the cut of your jib
02:23yes bucket size me
02:25that's 12 44 pull to the front window gotcha
02:35oh okay you're not starting come on don't don't do this now don't do this
02:39oh you're doing you're doing this you're doing this you son of a mother
02:52sir you're gonna have to pull forward now yeah i just got a little problem here okay one sec
02:57hey foxy nice legs thank you
03:02okay first things first the front of the engine gets very hot
03:07sir please pull your car forward yeah okay guy you just got to give me a second
03:10you're holding on my line and i'm gonna need you to please pull your car forward okay i i know
03:15that and i'm gonna need you to stop saying that okay now shut it
03:20you shut it
03:24what please pull your car forward you know what do me a favor say it one more time i dare
03:29you
03:30yeah i didn't think so please pull your car forward you know what that's
03:34huh huh you don't like it how about that huh huh that's all you got lady no i got a
03:40lot more
03:41oh yeah that felt good oh yeah did it better just land on me
03:50shut up my eyes are getting weary my back is getting tight
03:58i'm sitting here in traffic on the queensburg bridge tonight but i don't care cause all i want to do
04:08is catch my check and drive right home to you
04:13cause maybe all my life i will be driving home to you
04:24you
04:37unbelievable here you are what happened i was worried
04:40what happened our piece of crap car broke down right in the middle of the crap in the crap crap
04:45thing
04:47i had to call spence come pick me up hey carrie you look good
04:54are you okay i'm fine just that our desserts are totally melted you might as well just throw them out
04:58yeah well don't throw them out you never realized how damn smooth your legs are
05:05okay norman time to calm down i swear i'm through with that car let's just get rid of
05:09it and get a new one don't come on we've been through this before we cannot get a new car
05:13right
05:14now besides you you can't just sell the old car it's got too much of our lives in it
05:19i mean going to palisades park and chased by bikers and uh i watched you make out with
05:25some zetsky in that car where were you
05:33the point is you can't just dump a big piece of our history i'll buy the car before i let
05:38that happen
05:38spence forget it nobody's buying anything because we are not getting rid of it why not
05:43doug your union is in the middle of contract negotiations so so you don't know how it's gonna
05:48come out we cannot afford it right now i guess listen we've waited this long we'll just tape the
05:56old car back together it'll be good as new and just in case let's drive with some pants on for
06:01a while
06:02okay okay all right well my work is done i'm out of here all right well thanks ben yeah thanks
06:10again man
06:10oh hey don't worry about it you're my butt
06:14so what do you say we take those desserts up to the bedroom and make a little mess i don't
06:20need
06:20desserts to make a mess in the bedroom well come on you big slob oh you so nasty yeah
06:31spence go home all right take care
06:38if a great car's what you want then look no more just have a beard cause we're all parked right
06:44here
06:44in our auto store i see them here and we're slashing all our prices to the bone yeah we said
06:50bone
06:52so get your wife or hubby on the phone hope they're alone and if you're ready to step up
06:59to a new car van or truck then you'll love october palooza where a good deal's what we'll do's ya
07:12hey guy got a few boxes of brochures for you oh finally just got a sign right here
07:19what you got some kind of sale going on actually it's an october palooza oh
07:27loser what's with uh that dilly uh when anybody buys a truck it's 30 seconds to grab as many dollar
07:32bills as they can man that could not look more humiliating and i'm a grown man who has to wear
07:38shorts for a living wow now that is a ride uh-huh carly here
07:48looks great in silver too yeah eight cylinders 240 horses 16-inch wheels and a winch
07:56you do a lot of towing doug i can't not with the car we have although there are a lot
08:02of things i
08:02wish i could tow well you're in the market for a new car well sort of but my wife thinks
08:08we should
08:08wait a few weeks we're not quite ready yet yeah well wifey knows best you gotta be ready better to
08:14pay a little more heavy peace of mind what's gonna cost more in a few weeks well it's not a
08:19november palooza am i right okay
08:22what
08:25how much more well it's hard to say maybe a couple g's that's if we still have it this is
08:30the last
08:31all silver four by four with the towing package and roof rack on the whole east coast last one huh
08:37i don't think it's gonna last long i hear danny i yellow's people are heading down right now to take
08:41a look at it look i just got an update from the union and as your shop steward i've been
08:50asked to
08:50make the following announcements as of 4 18 p.m negotiations officially broke down
08:56with no new talks scheduled anybody seen heffernan hey is new crush mill included or what
09:07they said no to the vesting proposal no to the overtime proposal yes to the fog lights yes to the
09:15mountain
09:15package and they refuse to sign off on any expanded medical benefits
09:23yes tighten your belt people as of the end of work today we're on strike
09:29the bloom from my wild irish rose my dear red rose
09:54okay i heard everything you said as have the neighbors now let me respond given the strike
10:03this was clearly not the best day for us to buy a new car now i know the word us
10:07is a hot button
10:08issue right now i should have kept you in the loop and yes my genitals should be put in some
10:14sort of vice
10:16but that aside this is a blessing in disguise look we needed a new car got one p.s leased
10:23under very
10:23favorable palooza conditions
10:27now in closing i love you i am now available to make love to you and it is my great
10:35hope that you
10:36will join me we're returning the car really why would you want to do that did you show her the
10:42roof rack
10:42thug yeah she pushed my head into it look it's nothing against the truck the truck is gorgeous
10:49i mean it's uh what what do you guys say cherry because it is cherry you know what else it
10:55is it's
10:55mint hey mint cherry let's go for some ice cream but seriously uh marty marty money um unfortunately my
11:05husband's union went on strike today so we're gonna have to return it because the payments are a bit too
11:10much for us right now got the receipt right here so is there a cashier's window i go to bursar's
11:16office what yeah i you know i don't want to be the bad guy here but i'm sorry i couldn't
11:20possibly take
11:21the car back now once those tires hit the pavement it appreciates big time is uh danny aiello still
11:27interested or no oh come on come on be reasonable here i mean it's only got 18 miles on it
11:35that's
11:36what a couple of test drives and i only used the winch twice okay look i tell you what i
11:42can't take
11:42the car back come back tomorrow i'll put you in the dollar booth i'll cheat the timer give you a
11:46few
11:47extra seconds huh and here's a tip lick your arms the bills will stick to you better that way he's
11:53not
11:53getting in that booth okay he's he's afraid of small spaces i can't even use the bathroom on an
11:57airplane that's why we can't go to hawaii okay sweetie why why don't you let me talk to this nice
12:03man alone okay all right listen i'm gonna um leave my cards on the table here my husband was in
12:12an
12:13industrial accident luckily he doesn't remember it but bottom line is i don't think he's even legally
12:20allowed to buy a car anymore you know he only uh could count to eight good luck with that
12:34hey you know what you are way overreacting to this situation how am i overreacting okay first of all i
12:40didn't even buy the car okay i i only leased it it's the same thing no it isn't it is
12:44no it isn't okay
12:46all right tell me the difference okay well when one buys a car per se if you will
12:56one owns it whereas when one leases a car one owns it but you gotta give it back
13:06do me a favor count to nine
13:10this whole conversation is pointless because the strike's gonna end in a week two weeks tops
13:13how do you know that doug because i'm in the union okay union man what are the issues do you
13:21even know what they are yes okay name one issue vesting vesting is a huge issue you should see
13:28all the people they're like hey what is with this vesting vesting meaning what vesting to vest
13:37to be vested i don't know how much clearer i can make this i really don't
13:42the point is it's very important and the company is going to eventually cave in on it
13:46how do you know they're going to cave huh what if this thing drags on for a month two months
13:51it can't
13:52drag on you've seen our commercial ips delivers the globe who else is going to deliver the globe if we
13:56don't huh fedex tight operation yes it is look carrie the strike is going to end okay and we're
14:06going to be fine in the meantime spence is going to buy the old car that's that's 200 right there
14:11you can pick up some overtime and i can do stuff around the house save some money there
14:17i guess come on don't don't be mad at me
14:22uh-oh uh-oh did you leave the puppy gate open don't no i think you left the puppy gate
14:31open
14:31dog don't do the puppy thing the puppy's coming you cannot stop him
14:36don't stop at all get off of me stop oh the puppy likes you oh yeah rub his belly rub
14:44his belly rub
14:45his belly oh yeah oh oh yeah oh that's the spot yeah okay now if she stalls out don't panic
14:54just throw
14:54it back into neutral step on the gas pop her into first she'll lurch pretty violently but you're back in
15:00business gotcha now once in a rare while instead of stalling the damn thing it'll take off like a
15:06freaking rocket okay just pop it back into neutral blast the heat and pull up the emergency brake
15:13it's as good as done and the odor you know about so that should just about do it uh wow
15:18i can't
15:19believe she's actually mine you sure you want to do this absolutely okay oh hey i got a bumper sticker
15:27just give me my coffee and no one gets hurt
15:32i i don't get it you want other drivers to give you coffee you're overthinking it it's just funny
15:41oh all right oh coffee coffee yeah
15:46hey i'll call you later buddy all right buddy
16:03hey there she is overtime girl it's time and a half how was your day jam-packed with the usual
16:11misery
16:11only now it lasts 11 hours instead of eight great
16:17so you're ironing huh that i am just thought i'd save us a little money on our dry cleaning bill
16:23plus bonus i get to fondle your delicates so is this the done pile or the not done file
16:34huh huh oh it's so hot from the subway i'm just gonna go take a cool shower
16:41uh-oh
16:42what is going on here well you know how you said you wanted to rip out the old shower tile
16:51yeah i did only in my plan i would have replaced it with new tile
16:58i intend to they just didn't have the right color in stock and you couldn't have checked that before
17:02you ripped this out i could have but in my defense i didn't
17:10come on car i'm just trying to save us some money here i'll get it done tomorrow
17:14okay in the meanwhile i'll walk around smelling like the f train well hey how about this you go
17:19downstairs i'll wash you in the sink like a little baby well better yet throw in a white t-shirt
17:24i'll
17:24blast you with the hose huh always a crowd pleaser no thanks i'm just gonna go watch some tv
17:34uh-oh doug why is hbo all squiggly i canceled it you canceled hbo yes i did that's 12 bucks
17:43more
17:43a month in our pocketbook well why didn't you cancel your stupid gold sports package i couldn't
17:48it came out a free t-shirt i don't even know how that would work oh what does it seem
17:52like you're
17:53the one who bought the truck and i'm the only one suffering what do you mean the only one i
17:57lost
17:57our list you don't think that stings i don't know how many times i can say carrie i'm sorry i
18:01got us in
18:02over our heads but you know what yelling at me is not going to help well that's all i have
18:06try to
18:07remember this isn't easy on me either right i had no job i'm on that damn picket line six hours
18:13a day
18:13in the blazing sun and you know what every day i die a little bit more inside all right if
18:19you want
18:19double cheese now's the time to say it my man you are a genius on the grill oh you are
18:26too kind
18:27you up for a little frisbee hey if you throw it at me what i'm not gonna catch it
18:32your light frisbee you kill her on the grill kelly ever goes down i just might have to make you
18:37my
18:37woman i liked it very much oh thank god you're here hey what's up man the car broke down on
18:49austin
18:49street i don't remember what you said what do i do when the steering wheel only turns to the right
18:54oh you know what it sounds like you're losing power steering fluid all right here's what you got
18:58to do get power steering fluid okay gotcha oh uh uh doug did you catch my check yet yeah all
19:10righty
19:15doug hey what are you what are you doing here i thought i'd pick you up on my way home
19:19what's going
19:20on here nothing we're just you know ticketing
19:27doug honey baby i'm gonna i'm gonna level with you here um i came by because i kind of felt
19:34bad
19:34about yesterday and i wanted to support you oh thank you yeah let me finish
19:40and now i just want to lash out and hurt you come on i have to be down here picketing
19:46it's a union
19:46rule all this other crap is just a way to get our minds off this thing that's hanging over us
19:52i mean believe me everybody else here is pretty freaked
19:57yeah you see that i skipped that sucker i'm going pro you're so in denial
20:04what'd you do that for because you're tan and barbecuing with all your friends while i'm stuck
20:09in an office for 12 hours with a weird copy guy who keeps wanting to show me his poems
20:16honey what do you want from me i have to be down here i told you what is going to
20:22make you feel
20:22better about this just tell me and i'll i'll do it you gotta lick your arms baby
20:46so i guess i just got crazy and i'm i'm sorry okay
20:54come on talk to me
20:58i just don't like being hit i know i know that was so wrong of me and i'll never do
21:02it again
21:05what did you tell people i said a car backed into me but i don't think they believed it sure
21:09they did
21:10no they did come on i'm sorry so will you take my order now no come on you know you
21:20want to
21:23welcome to quickie burka may i take your order that's my baby
21:39you
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