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00:00Tonight on 22 Minutes,
00:02Holly Ev does Rogan's podcast,
00:04Doug Ford defends himself,
00:06Nova Scotia gets a spaceport,
00:07we try to buy Canadian,
00:09we dish out vigilante justice,
00:12and interim NDP leader Don Davies stops by.
00:1522 Minutes starts now!
00:34Welcome to the show,
00:35and happy first week of spring!
00:37Time to put away those heavy coats
00:39and get out those slightly less heavy coats.
00:43This week, the list of the world's happiest countries
00:45came out, and Canada fell from 18 to 25,
00:4830 with the wind chill.
00:50No wonder we're not happy,
00:52we're living next to Operation Epic Failure.
00:55The war has entered its fourth week,
00:57with America begging its allies to help.
01:00Here's Trump launching a charm offensive
01:01on the Japanese Prime Minister.
01:04Emphasis on offensive.
01:06One thing, you don't want to signal too much.
01:08You know, when we go in,
01:09we went in very hard,
01:11and we didn't tell anybody about it,
01:13because we wanted surprise.
01:15Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
01:18Okay?
01:19Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
01:22Okay?
01:23Right?
01:25Well, looks like he's bombing the hardest at home.
01:31Canada answered Trump's call for help
01:33with an RSVP.
01:34Really, sort of, vaguely, possibly?
01:38Yesterday, Canada signed on
01:39to a joint statement with seven allies,
01:41saying they're willing to contribute,
01:43quote,
01:44appropriate efforts to resume safe passage
01:47through the strait.
01:48But it didn't say what the government
01:50is ready to do.
01:52Canada is treating the war
01:54like it's a co-worker's party.
01:56We might drop by.
01:57Who are we all going to be there?
02:00If we learned anything
02:01from America's other parties,
02:03it's that you shouldn't go in
02:04unless there's a hard out.
02:09My dear Baroness Genevieve,
02:13the enemy has laid siege to my castle.
02:16In this my time of need,
02:19I call on you to muster your army
02:22and send aid.
02:24Make haste!
02:25My dear Lord Bartleby,
02:29I'm afraid I must decline your invitation,
02:31for my army is a little nervous
02:34about this whole war thing
02:36due to having been burned by you before.
02:39My regrets.
02:41Actually, Baroness,
02:43you have fallen into my trap,
02:45for my army is the largest
02:48and most tremendous
02:49in all of the realm
02:52and does not need your aid.
02:54T'was but a test
02:56and you hath failed.
02:59My Lord,
03:00in your time of need,
03:02you would kind of randomly
03:03do a little test
03:05of my loyalty?
03:07Seems a bit weird.
03:08I actually don't need any aid
03:12because I am...
03:17Winning the siege.
03:19I'm looking out my thin little window
03:21and I'm actually
03:22not seeing you winning.
03:24Not true.
03:26Fake chronicles.
03:28Methinks you're just
03:29throwing stuff at the wall.
03:32Mayhaps to distract from
03:33the Epstein parchment?
03:36I am completely innocent.
03:38I did not know
03:39this warlock Epstein.
03:42I don't know.
03:43There are a lot of
03:44stained glass windows
03:45of the two of you
03:46hanging out together.
03:47Huh?
03:47I know not
03:49of what you speak.
03:54Hmm.
03:56I do not receive
03:57a pigeon reply.
04:00Perhaps he's passed away.
04:02I shall never die.
04:06You're a son of a leper.
04:09Make Agadea great
04:12again.
04:18Last week it was revealed
04:19Danielle Smith flew to
04:21Saudi Arabia on a private jet
04:23provided by the Saudi government.
04:25Critics are saying that
04:26it is an oil-dependent,
04:27religiously fundamentalist government
04:29and the Saudis
04:30shouldn't be talking to him.
04:34Thanks to a partial
04:35government shutdown,
04:36Donald Trump is sending
04:37ICE agents to U.S. airports.
04:39And you thought your baggage
04:41got roughed up before.
04:44Meanwhile, Toronto Mayor
04:45Olivia Chow says
04:46she wants ICE agents
04:47banned from any role
04:48in the city
04:49during the FIFA World Cup.
04:50The mayor says
04:51citizens have already
04:52had their rights
04:52violated enough
04:53by the ticket prices.
05:01Well, Robin,
05:03looks like it's time
05:03to make these criminals
05:04pay for their crime.
05:06Gee, Batman,
05:07there sure are a lot of them.
05:08I'm counting three to five.
05:10Excellent counting, young boy.
05:12I'm a man.
05:12Let's give these crooks
05:14their comeuppance.
05:16Golly, Batman,
05:17you really gave them a pal.
05:19Thanks, Robin.
05:19Just doling out
05:20a little quick justice.
05:22My turn.
05:23Watch this.
05:23You'll be proud.
05:26Excellent smack, Robin.
05:28It really filled up
05:29the whole screen,
05:29but we're not out of the woods
05:31yet, old chum.
05:32Heads up.
05:34Whoa.
05:36Um, are you sure
05:37you meant to do yours
05:38that hard?
05:39My what?
05:40Your pal.
05:41Your punch.
05:42It seemed different.
05:43Really?
05:43I don't think so.
05:44No, it felt like a lot.
05:46It was appropriate
05:47for the situation.
05:48Yeah, okay.
05:49Yeah, it was appropriate
05:50for the situation.
05:51That's right.
05:51Look alive, Robin!
05:55Like, what did that just say?
05:57What did I just do?
05:58What you had to.
05:59I don't know, Batman.
06:01I think that said
06:01unnecessary violence.
06:03I'm pretty sure
06:04it said whammy.
06:06Maybe we shouldn't
06:07be doing this.
06:07I mean, look.
06:08Watch.
06:09Like, what was that?
06:11Am I allowed to do that?
06:12It's nothing.
06:13Stop freaking out.
06:14You want to get these
06:15crooks out of Gotham, right?
06:16Yeah, yeah.
06:17No, I do.
06:17I do.
06:18Behind you!
06:22Oh, wow.
06:23Okay.
06:24Yeah, I'm seeing it now.
06:25That was a long one.
06:26Yeah, I barely had enough
06:27time to read all that.
06:28You're right.
06:29Something doesn't feel
06:30good about this.
06:32This is what I'm saying.
06:33I mean, think about it.
06:34We're both wearing masks.
06:35We're not actually cops.
06:37And neither of us
06:38has any formal training.
06:39You know, you're right.
06:41I'm just a guy
06:42who fell down a well
06:43and got scared by bats.
06:44So maybe we're overstepping?
06:47Tell you what.
06:48I'm rich.
06:49Why don't I just make
06:51all of this go away
06:52and you and I
06:53never talk about it again?
06:55I'd really like that, Batman.
06:56Excellent, Robin.
06:57Now, let's get you
06:58a triple scoop
06:59of Rocky Road ice cream.
07:02I'm an adult man.
07:04He's a grown boy.
07:05I'm a man.
07:06I barely touched him.
07:10A Canadian border
07:12services agency dog
07:13sniffed out 22.5 kilos
07:15of raw meat
07:16in a traveler's luggage.
07:17Said everyone else
07:18in the airport,
07:19yeah, we smell that too.
07:22This week, the federal
07:23government announced
07:24it's investing
07:25$200 million
07:26into a Nova Scotia
07:28space launch pad.
07:29And we have a photo
07:30of the first spacecraft here.
07:33T-minus two minutes.
07:36Crew 12 is ready.
07:37Copy.
07:39Ground control.
07:40All systems go.
07:41Over.
07:43Yeah, boy.
07:44Yeah, boy.
07:45What?
07:46Uh, cancel ground control.
07:49Please repeat.
07:50Over.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Bye.
07:54What is he saying?
07:55I don't know.
07:56But you're from here.
07:57No, I'm not.
07:58I'm from Ontario.
07:59Ground control,
08:00please confirm.
08:01All systems go.
08:02Jesus, Murphy,
08:03what do they want from us?
08:04The system is right good.
08:08Should it go, boy?
08:08The system's a few.
08:10Oh.
08:11Okay.
08:13All right, final checks.
08:14Vince.
08:16Radar.
08:17Main engine.
08:19Lift off.
08:19Confirm crew 12
08:20is clear to sender.
08:22Go on now,
08:22fill your boots,
08:23big fella.
08:24Sorry, with what?
08:25Where is it,
08:26this boot?
08:27Maybe he means the hatch?
08:29The hatch?
08:30You mean the storm door?
08:31What?
08:32I think our radios
08:33are jammed by.
08:34They can't seem to hear us.
08:35Do you copy, Canso?
08:36I guess they can, so.
08:38All right, then.
08:39They can take off
08:39in Tim's minus 10 seconds.
08:41What do they call
08:41a countdown,
08:42Antigonish?
08:43What?
08:43A sobriety test.
08:46You're so dead.
08:47You are.
08:48You're the devil.
08:49Ground control.
08:51Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:51No, uh, uh, uh,
08:53how are you getting on?
08:54Getting on?
08:55Do they not think
08:56we are on rock?
09:01I hate to be rude,
09:02but I don't have a clue
09:03what they're saying.
09:04This is sin.
09:05I'm just glad
09:05they're having a great time.
09:07Accent's right tick.
09:08Yeah.
09:08Not from here, see?
09:10Come from away.
09:10Yeah.
09:19A new LeBooBoo movie
09:21is reportedly in development,
09:23but personally,
09:24I'm already excited
09:25for the sequel,
09:26LeBooBoo 2
09:27Electric BoogalooBoo Boo.
09:32It doesn't matter.
09:36Electric BoogalooBoo Boo.
09:37This week,
09:38to ease tensions
09:39between Canada and the U.S.,
09:41Pierre Polyev
09:41made a diplomatic mission
09:43to the seat
09:43of American power,
09:45Joe Rogan's podcast.
09:47And like any good guest,
09:48he brought a gift
09:49for the host.
09:50This is from a gunsmith
09:52and machinist
09:53in Calgary, Alberta.
09:54His name is Jay.
09:55And he's designed, uh,
09:57look at this kettlebell.
09:58Guess what the weight is?
09:59Oh, look!
10:00Three dead weights!
10:07Now,
10:09Rogan is controversial,
10:10but Pierre said
10:11this was a great way
10:12to spread Canada's message
10:14to millions.
10:15Pierre,
10:15what's that message?
10:17The-the-
10:18Taekwondo,
10:18wasn't it really
10:19the Koreans that developed
10:20so they could actually
10:21kick a man off a horse
10:23in war?
10:24Is that why the kicks
10:24are so high?
10:25I don't think so.
10:26Okay.
10:27But what did we expect,
10:29really?
10:29It's called
10:30the Joe Rogan experience,
10:32not the Joe Rogan
10:33rational discussion.
10:38How are you, sir?
10:39Pleasure to meet you.
10:40Likewise.
10:41I brought you a gift.
10:43I don't normally do gifts.
10:45It sort of feels like
10:45welfare to me,
10:46but here it is.
10:48A kettlebell.
10:50Huh?
10:50I'm a kettlebell freak.
10:52My wife hated it,
10:53so I'm re-gifting it.
10:55Here, let me toss
10:55that over to you.
10:57Oh, gosh.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:01You know what?
11:01I'm just gonna...
11:02Maybe I'll just, uh...
11:04Yeah, I'll just leave
11:05it on the floor here.
11:06Have you always been
11:07a workout guy?
11:08One second.
11:09I just need to catch
11:10my breath so that
11:11I can pander to you.
11:12You were about to win,
11:14and your party
11:15was about to win,
11:16but then Trump came along
11:17and said he was gonna
11:18turn Canada into
11:18the 51st state.
11:19Yeah, let's not talk
11:21about that.
11:21Did that really have
11:22that much of an effect
11:23up there?
11:23No, okay?
11:25No one lost their job,
11:26all right?
11:26Would you just drop it?
11:29I'm sorry.
11:30Sorry about that.
11:31That tone is reserved
11:32for my interns.
11:34Sorry?
11:35You say sorry.
11:36That's funny.
11:37That's so Canadian.
11:39Can you say that you'd
11:39vote for me, please?
11:41That would really
11:42influence some people.
11:43I don't believe you
11:45should have that kind
11:45of control over people.
11:47Well, and how else
11:48will I beat the liberals?
11:50A jump spinning back
11:50kick to the face?
11:51No, I'll do it
11:52without kicks.
11:53That's not working.
11:54Okay, this isn't
11:55going how I thought.
11:56Can we just break for a snack
11:57and then maybe reset?
11:58If you want to go
11:59and have five Big Macs,
12:00you should be able to.
12:01No, no, I brought an egg
12:02so that what...
12:03Wait, what?
12:04Five Big Macs?
12:05It is actually a superfood
12:07and it is actually
12:08better for you than honey.
12:10Okay, how am I
12:12the voice of reason here?
12:14You know what?
12:14This is a waste.
12:15If you're not going
12:16to help me win,
12:17I'll find another way.
12:19That philosophy
12:20and that perspective
12:21from a leader
12:23is what we need
12:24in this world.
12:25Really?
12:26If I was a Canadian,
12:27I would vote for you
12:28100%.
12:28Joe, please.
12:30I'm blushing.
12:31I'm turning dark pale.
12:34Okay.
12:35Yes.
12:36The 51st state thing
12:38messed me up.
12:39I lost my riding
12:41and I had to take a seat
12:43from someone else.
12:44What you did
12:45was unbelievably evil.
12:47You know what?
12:48I'm taking my kettlebell back.
12:50That's right.
12:51This is mine.
12:53I'm re-gifting it back to me.
12:56Oh, God.
13:01This week, Ontario Premier Doug Ford
13:03said he's looking
13:04into live-streaming bail hearings.
13:06He said he wants
13:06to make the process
13:07more transparent.
13:08Plus, it's a great way
13:09to keep tabs
13:10on his high school friends.
13:14Doug is really trying
13:15to look tough on crime.
13:16He wants to legalize pepper spray
13:18and had this to say
13:19about a resident
13:20who shot and injured
13:21an alleged home invader.
13:23Congratulations
13:24for shooting this guy.
13:26Should have shot him
13:26a couple more times
13:27as far as I'm concerned.
13:29Doug, you shouldn't
13:30have said that.
13:31And you really shouldn't
13:33have sent him a card.
13:35Turns out the only crimes
13:36Ford softs on
13:37are his own.
13:38Last week,
13:39he changed the law
13:40making his cell phone
13:41exempt from freedom
13:42of information requests.
13:43Didn't you learn anything
13:44from your high school buddies, Doug?
13:46Rule number one,
13:47get a burner.
13:50Hi, I'm Ontario Premier
13:51Doug Ford,
13:52and I'm concerned
13:53for my safety.
13:54I'm concerned
13:54for your safety.
13:55The streets of Toronto
13:56are filled with crooks
13:58and kooks.
13:58And I said,
13:59why isn't somebody
14:00doing something about this?
14:01And they said,
14:02because, sir,
14:02that's your job.
14:03That's why I want
14:05to legalize pepper spray.
14:07Now, a lot of
14:08bleeding-heart liberals
14:09are going to say
14:10it's not safe,
14:10but I think it's time
14:11we stop worrying
14:12about hurting criminals.
14:14Now, this here
14:15is Officer McKenzie.
14:16Now, he's going to help
14:17me to demonstrate
14:18that pepper spray
14:19is perfectly safe.
14:20Are you ready?
14:21Yes, sir.
14:22All right.
14:23Now, when the bad guys come,
14:25all you've got to do
14:25is point this towards them
14:26and...
14:27Oh, my eyes!
14:30Okay, I'm glad that happened,
14:31because, folks,
14:32you've really got to remember
14:33to check which way
14:34the nozzle's facing.
14:35You see that dot there?
14:37That's where the spray comes out.
14:38But it's really tiny,
14:40so you've really got to look...
14:41Oh, my eyes!
14:43Turn your head.
14:44Turn your head!
14:47Stop pressing!
14:49I'm also advocating
14:50for castle laws.
14:51In the States,
14:52if some bomb breaks
14:53into your house,
14:54you've got the right
14:54to defend yourself.
14:56Let's go to the doors
14:56and see what Ontarians think.
15:00Hello?
15:00I'm Premier...
15:01Help!
15:03I'm your Premier!
15:05No!
15:06No!
15:07No!
15:08No!
15:14No!
15:16No!
15:18No!
15:22Nextł
15:27Remember the NDP?
15:30Last spring, Jagmeet Singh led the party
15:33to its worst election result in history.
15:35This weekend, members will elect a new federal leader.
15:38Putting our guests out of a job,
15:40please welcome interim party leader Don Davies!
15:44Don?
15:49Thanks for being here.
15:50I assume you tried to get on Joe Rogan like Pierre Paliyev,
15:54but they said no.
15:56Did you bring me a kettlebell?
15:58I can't even lift a kettlebell.
16:00Folks, if you know Mr. Davies,
16:01you probably have seen an excellent speech you gave
16:04at the Parliamentary Press Gallery dinner,
16:06which is a night when different party leaders get together
16:09and kind of roast each other.
16:10You killed. We have a clip.
16:12The last election was tough for New Democrats
16:15despite having a hip, fit, and well-dressed leader.
16:20So in choosing an interim leader,
16:22we're going to go in a different direction.
16:24Very funny.
16:26Very funny. Yeah.
16:29You lost official party status.
16:31The NDP now has just six MPs,
16:33which is convenient because you can all go out
16:35and split the one pizza
16:36and then share an Uber XL home after.
16:41How does it feel to have less seats than a Toyota Sienna?
16:48Well, Mark, I would just say that
16:49I think we've got the Liberals and Conservatives
16:51right where we want them.
16:53There's no place to go but up.
16:55That's right.
16:55There's a leadership race coming up.
16:58Now, let's talk about that.
17:00Currently, none of the candidates really speak French.
17:02Here they are trying.
17:04My first job, I worked at a place...
17:07Oh, jeez.
17:11Uh, je travailleur, uh, liquidation world.
17:16For somebody who had two years of high school French 55 years ago,
17:27it doesn't feel like it did too badly.
17:30Encroyable.
17:31Um, now, the party's had great success in Quebec.
17:35Leighton and Mulcair both really broke through Quebec now,
17:37but the orange wave is more of an orange dribble.
17:40Um, has the party given up on Quebec?
17:43Not at all, no.
17:44Um, you know, I think, uh,
17:47every party has to go through a regeneration.
17:49You know, I remember in 1993
17:51when the Conservatives went down to two seats.
17:53Yeah.
17:53After having majority government.
17:54The Liberals went down to 34 seats at one point.
17:57So, it's an opportunity for a party to rebuild.
17:59And as I say, a bird can't fly without a left wing.
18:03Yo-ho-ho!
18:05Touché.
18:08Now, the Kearney Liberals are
18:11kind of like Conservatives these days, you know?
18:13There seems to be a big hole where the left was.
18:17Um, is it time to fill that hole back up again?
18:20Absolutely.
18:21Yeah, I think, uh,
18:22it's not an unfair comment to say
18:24it looks like we have two Conservative parties
18:25in the House of Commons right now.
18:26We've got a far-right version
18:27and we have a sort of a progressive Conservative version.
18:31And so I think there's a lot of room
18:32for the NDP to move in that direction
18:34and, uh, I'm very optimistic about the next election.
18:36All right.
18:37Don Davies, the NDP is in good hands
18:39until this weekend, then who knows?
18:41But right now it's in good hands.
18:43Best of luck, sir.
18:56Scientists are finding more tropical fish
18:58in Nova Scotia waters.
19:00Say the fish.
19:00They want a damn coal.
19:06As the trade war rages on,
19:08we're all doing our best to buy Canadian,
19:10but our grocery giants aren't making it easy.
19:13CBC News uncovered more than a dozen cases
19:15of so-called maple washing,
19:17like raw almonds, branded as made in Canada.
19:20But now the agency is cracking down,
19:23hitting two Lobla-owned grocery stores in Toronto,
19:26each with a $10,000 fine.
19:28I should have known those almonds were American.
19:33The offending products were items like blueberries,
19:36broccoli, slaw, and ghee.
19:38Though that last one's on you.
19:39I mean, who picks up a tub of clarified Indian butter
19:42and thinks, oh, is this made in Timmins?
19:46Each offending company was fined $10,000,
19:49or roughly two trips to the grocery store.
19:54Finding everything you're looking for?
19:55Well, not really.
19:57I'm trying to buy more products from Canada,
19:59but I'm not finding any.
20:00Oh, you just have to look for our Product of Canada sign.
20:02Well, that's the thing,
20:03because the sign says these strawberries
20:05are a product of Canada,
20:06but the packaging says it's a product of the U.S.
20:08Oh, well, that's strange.
20:10And the avocado oil.
20:11The sign says Product of Canada,
20:12but the fine print says it's imported.
20:15Yes, it was imported to Canada,
20:17where it became a product.
20:19What about the oranges?
20:20The oranges?
20:20Yeah.
20:21What part of Canada are they from?
20:24Orangeville, Ontario.
20:25And the bananas?
20:26Banana-toba.
20:27See, this is ridiculous.
20:28You guys are trying to pass off
20:29all your food as Canadian.
20:30Oh, I'm sorry.
20:31Exactly what foods are Canadian?
20:33Donuts?
20:34Wow.
20:35And what does Canadian even mean?
20:38It means from Canada,
20:39made here in Canada.
20:41Okay, well, that's not this then.
20:42Well, then I'm not buying it.
20:44Oh, the French cheese is 30% off.
20:48The good stinky stuff?
20:50And where's it packaged?
20:51Hamilton, Ontario.
20:53Oh.
20:54So then I guess it's a product of Canada.
20:56The Canadian Food Inspection Agency
20:58fined us $10,000
21:00for mislabeling food as Canadian.
21:02Love Canada.
21:03Oh, no.
21:04$10,000.
21:07A message from Loblaws.
21:11That's the way we saw the world this week.
21:13Thanks to the NDP's Don Davies for stopping by.
21:16Stick around.
21:17Still Standing is next.
21:18Good night.
21:19Good night.
21:20Good night.
21:20Good night.
21:21Good night.
21:21Good night.
21:22Good night.
21:22Good night.
21:22Good night.
21:22Good night.
21:23Good night.
21:23Good night.
21:23Good night.
21:23Good night.
21:24Good night.
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