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00:01Hello, you. It's me again. Yes, you thought I'd retired. I had plans, lovely ones, which mostly involved lying on
00:09a beach with a wrong punch. But then the country went, and I'll put this politely, full bonkers.
00:16I'll nip out to the shop, and everyone's up in each other's grill, right? Taking sides, north v south, blues
00:20v reds, low v high. People live streaming themselves, walking to the bin, conspiracy podcasts about chickens. We can't win.
00:28The truth is, all of us are finding life challenging at the moment. Let's face it, the news isn't brilliant.
00:35Sorry. But here's what's amazing about us. We know how to come together when it counts, not just by forming
00:41an orderly queue. Although, to be honest, we do love a queue.
00:45But by picking each other up, not picking sides, when it really matters, we stick together and stick on one
00:50of these bad boys and joyfully make complete fools of ourselves for money. Because behind the wigs, the sketches, the
00:57dodgy dad dancing, we know we can make real change. That's food on someone's table. A safe place to sleep,
01:04support, protection, hope. The not funny stuff we all depend on.
01:09And all of it, all of it, my friends, made possible because someone somewhere decided to run a marathon in
01:15a mankini. And that, my friends, is the definition of a truly united kingdom.
01:19It's you, yes, you, who year after year come together for incredible nights like tonight to be funny, raise money
01:26and change lives.
01:28Which, for a dude like me, could just be the best punchline ever.
01:33I am so sorry. Sorry. Can we get a camera, Doctor, please? Can we roll VT? Davina, help!
01:41I've got you, Lenny. Welcome to a very special edition of the Best Bits from Comic Relief 2026, where we
01:47look back at a magical night of fun, fundraising and epic challenges.
01:52Here's what's to come on the show. Stand by as Dermot and Alison find a creative way to raise money
01:57for Comic Relief.
01:58If it makes you feel any better, it's all going to a very good cause.
02:03There's confusion in hit sitcom Amanda Land.
02:06Oh, Amanda's.
02:10We celebrate Greg James completing his epic tandem challenge.
02:14Sarah Cox's challenge is harder.
02:17And treacherous antics in The Traitors, the movie, the sequel.
02:23I am wearing a red cloak.
02:26You've got a secret theatre.
02:28Oh, you're really spoiled that.
02:30Plus, Coldplay unveiled their plans for Game of Thrones, the musical.
02:34Thank you, John Snow.
02:35This kid.
02:37Thank you, kid Snow.
02:38That's all to come on Comic Relief, more funny for money.
02:41And your hosts for this afternoon's highlights from the big night.
02:45It's only Lavoie and Jill Scott.
02:48Oh, thanks, Davina.
02:49And welcome, welcome, welcome.
02:51It's nice to be with you, Jill.
02:53And you, Lavoie.
02:54And don't tell my good friend Karen Carney, but I was voting for you for Strictly.
02:58I knew it.
02:59And look at us.
03:00We are bringing the sparkle to Comic Relief.
03:02You look amazing.
03:02You look great.
03:03You really do.
03:04This is Comic Relief, more funny for money.
03:07And we are here to relive some of the best moments from Friday's epic fundraising show.
03:12Now, there are so many highlights to choose from, but we haven't got all day.
03:16So, Jill got brutal with her selections.
03:19What's up first, Jill?
03:20Well, kicking us off is the one and only Nan who opened the show with a good old-fashioned
03:25knees up to a Queen classic.
03:28Brilliant.
03:28Could you not wait to do the sweeping?
03:29We're filming for the BBC.
03:31Just can't get the staff.
03:36Tonight, I'm going to have myself a real good time.
03:43I feel alive.
03:49And the world will turn it inside out.
03:55No, I'm floating around in ecstasy.
04:07So, don't stop me now.
04:13Don't stop me because I'm having a good time.
04:17I'm having a good time.
04:18I'm a singing star in front of the sky.
04:24There we go.
04:27I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Kedavra.
04:31I've got to go, go, go.
04:34There's no stopping me.
04:37I'm burning through the sky.
04:39Yeah.
04:40200 degrees.
04:41That's why they call me Mrs. Ferdinand.
04:44Hey.
04:45I'm travelling at the speed of light.
04:47I want to make the supersonic.
04:49There they do.
04:53Don't stop me.
04:54Don't stop me.
04:55Don't stop me.
04:55Hey.
04:56Hey.
04:56Don't stop me.
04:57Don't stop me.
04:58Oh, oh, oh.
04:59Don't stop me.
05:01Don't stop me.
05:01I was a good time.
05:03Don't stop me.
05:04Don't stop me.
05:06Don't stop me now.
05:09I'm having such a good time.
05:11I'm having a ball.
05:13Don't stop me now.
05:15If you all have a good time,
05:18just give me a call.
05:19Don't stop me because I'm having a good time
05:23Don't stop me because I'm having a good time
05:26Don't want to stop at all
05:31Oh, my God!
05:37Wow!
05:39Next up, it's the turn of national telly treasures
05:42Dermot O'Leary and Alison Hammond,
05:44who recently visited a local bank
05:47hoping to raise a lot of money for comic relief
05:57Hi, I'm Alison Hammond
05:58And I'm Dermot O'Leary
05:59Now, comic relief has always been a cause close to our hearts
06:03So today we've come to this bank in central London
06:05where, with the help of their amazing staff and customers,
06:08we hope to raise an awful lot of money
06:09So, let's go meet them
06:13Yes, absolutely, take one in, have a good day
06:24Everybody on the ground now!
06:26You heard him!
06:27On the ground!
06:28Now!
06:37Let's all remain calm, people
06:39You! Fill this up!
06:45Eyes down! Eyes down!
06:47We're just here for the money!
06:51Seriously, no-one try and be a hero!
06:54Thank you all for your cooperation!
06:56If it makes you feel any better, it's all going to a very good cause!
07:02Nobody move!
07:03You do what I say and no-one gets hurt!
07:06Sorry, what do you think you're doing?
07:07What do you think you're doing?
07:08Well, we ask first!
07:10Wait!
07:11I know that voice!
07:13Take off your masks!
07:17Alison Hammond and Dermot O'Leary!
07:20It's me! Sean McGarty!
07:23What are you doing here?
07:25I'm trying to raise money for comic relief, aren't I?
07:27They said to me, do you want to climb Kilimanjaro?
07:29I said, are you all right?
07:30I've been in the jungle eating fish bums!
07:31No thanks!
07:32They wanted us to swim to the Isle of Man!
07:34I was like, no way! Dermot can't even swim!
07:37I can swim!
07:38Choose not to!
07:40But anyway, listen!
07:41You can't rob this bank, cause we were here first!
07:43Well, what am I supposed to do?
07:45It's nearly closing time!
07:46I ain't gonna find another bank, am I?
07:47It's not our problem!
07:50Give me your money then!
07:55Do you know something?
07:56I don't think that's a real gun!
07:58Yeah, all right!
08:01It's a baguette!
08:02Don't worry!
08:03Dermot's isn't real either!
08:05I wore a pistol!
08:06I haven't got it for my 50th!
08:07Milk!
08:09But anyway, listen!
08:10What we'll do is we'll split the money between the three of us
08:13and then we'll donate it to comic relief!
08:15Right!
08:16Not so fast!
08:18This is a stick-up!
08:20Give me all the money now!
08:23Wait!
08:24Is that you, Chris McCausland?
08:26How did you know?
08:27You haven't, um...
08:28You haven't bothered with any eye holes?
08:32Oh, yeah.
08:33Plus, got your BBC pass.
08:36Oh, damn!
08:37And your gun's a pepper grinder.
08:39Listen, don't you think I don't know who you are?
08:41I've got an ear for voices.
08:44Richard Maidley.
08:45Chris, that's not Richard.
08:47Wow, Adele!
08:48What are you doing here?
08:49There's three of us here already.
08:51Yeah, I know there is.
08:53Dame Judi Dench.
08:55Look, I'm just trying to do my little bit for comic relief.
08:58Chris, I hope you don't mind me asking,
09:00but it's one thing winning strictly,
09:01but how do you successfully expect to rob a bank?
09:03Well, it was either do this bit or be the getaway driver.
09:06Well, fair enough.
09:07Makes sense, eh?
09:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:09Nobody move!
09:10Everybody on the ground!
09:11This is a robbery!
09:13What now?
09:14Oh!
09:15Hi, guys!
09:16Here we are.
09:18Really?
09:19It's me!
09:20Stephen!
09:21It's an honour to have you here, Mr Spielberg.
09:24No, Stephen Mulhern?
09:27TV's catchphrase?
09:28Deal or no deal?
09:30Weekdays at four?
09:32I love that show.
09:33Shut it!
09:35No, officer, it's not a joke.
09:37Alison Hammond and Dermot O'Leary,
09:39and now Stephen Mulhern?
09:41Yes, the one from Deal or No Deal,
09:43weekdays at four.
09:43Come quick!
09:45OK, guys.
09:46Let's split the cash.
09:47But before we do,
09:49is there anyone else planning to rob this bank?
09:52Guys, you might as well just come out now.
09:56Sorry we're late.
09:57Got the wrong bus.
09:59Hiya.
10:00All right.
10:01We bought sandwiches.
10:02Natalie Cassidy and Nico Milana.
10:05And who are you?
10:06Really?
10:07Sabre the gladiator.
10:09Right.
10:10Now we've all been introduced,
10:11give us a dosh
10:12or I'll blast ya.
10:17With my trumpet.
10:25Oh, Dermot, make it stop.
10:27Give me the cash.
10:28Hey, you said we'd split it, you traitor.
10:31Uh, ain't you the traitor?
10:32No, I'm a YouTuber
10:33and my PR wanted me to make that very clear.
10:35Listen to me.
10:36We're not round the round table.
10:39I can't believe you don't even want to deal, no deal.
10:41No, don't, yo, don't.
10:42You dare yodel.
10:43Please don't.
10:44Quiet!
10:46OK, we're gonna split the lot between the eight of us.
10:48Agreed?
10:48I guess.
10:49How much is that each?
10:50Well, if I cut the sandwiches into triangles,
10:52I guess we've got enough to go around.
10:53I only like cheese.
10:54I've got pepper.
10:55I meant the money.
10:57How much money is that each?
10:58Well, it's about...
11:01Oh, that'll never come out, will it?
11:03No.
11:07I can't get nicked again.
11:12We messed up.
11:13Please give what you can.
11:14Red postage.
11:15Ow!
11:16I'm a celebrity!
11:17Get me out of these cars!
11:18Let's go!
11:19Don't believe it, Ariana Grande!
11:21What a day!
11:23You said this would be easier than swimming to the island, man.
11:25I know.
11:26Because I can't swim.
11:31All right, all right.
11:32Calm down, calm down.
11:33John Luthor's here.
11:35Robbery's over.
11:37You'll be happy to know that the idiots who tried to rob this bank,
11:40well, they're gonna serve 10 to 15 years in a slammer.
11:44Which is silly, really, because they could have easily got away of it.
11:49Right!
11:49Everyone, down on the floor now!
11:51Red Nose!
11:54Look, Comic Relief are gonna have me cycle to Aberdeen.
11:57No, thanks.
11:59And, plus, these overcoats are not cheap.
12:00Just don't judge me.
12:02Oh, and, er...
12:03Happy Red Nose Day.
12:04Right!
12:05Open the safe, you!
12:06Open the safe!
12:09Now, for all the laughs we have on Red Nose Day,
12:12it's all for an important reason.
12:14To support people to be able to eat, sleep and feel safe
12:18in the UK and abroad.
12:20For so many, the cost of living is putting extreme pressure on household budgets.
12:26And, for those depending on their pension, the impact can be devastating.
12:30In this next film, we want to tell you about Stephen.
12:34He is his story.
12:36Brought to life by an actor.
12:43She was a lovely dancer.
12:46She was the first one on the dance floor, and the last one off.
12:59We got married 6th of June 1964
13:04It was such a wonderful day
13:07I loved it to pieces
13:08I'd seen hard times, seen good times
13:13Go to Skegness, Island Man, Scarborough
13:16Went all over
13:17Oh, fantastic times
13:19How could our farewell
13:22Mean as much as our time
13:25She was only ill for 6 months
13:28That you leave behind
13:32I stayed with her till the last day
13:35But I lost her 17 years ago
13:38It was a terrible thing
13:41You just miss them
13:43We used to love them on anything
13:46I was very lonely
13:49I just sat in the house day and night
13:54It's heartbreaking
13:55I could sit there and cry
13:59When you're getting old
14:00Nobody really wants to know you
14:04I was struggling
14:06Money didn't go very far
14:08You'd try to live it on a pension
14:10Food in the shop are very expensive
14:13It's gone mostly this last couple of months
14:17Even small items like bread
14:19I don't get the best
14:21I get the cheapest
14:24Since I found out about the Lighthouse project
14:26It's just made me a lot happier person
14:29Oh, what a beautiful feeling
14:32It's nice to come in
14:33Meet people
14:34Have company
14:35To love
14:36And no love in return
14:39The pantry
14:40The Lighthouse
14:41Is for people who are hungry
14:45When I didn't have enough money
14:47I used to come down
14:48And get food
14:51I've worked all my life
14:53It's hard to ask for help
14:59Once I'm involved
14:59We have a fabulous tea disco
15:04People ask me
15:05Can you jive?
15:06I said, yes
15:10Full of aches and pains
15:11But I love to get up and dance
15:14Oh, it brings back memories
15:16Brilliant memories
15:19Pauline still misses it to this day
15:23When you love somebody
15:24Then you lose them
15:26It's hard
15:28Really hard
15:30To love
15:32And no love in return
15:45Somebody said
15:47You got a new friend
15:53But does she love you better than I can
16:00And there's a big black sky
16:03Over my tongue
16:06And I know where you're at
16:12I bet she's around
16:18And yeah, I know
16:20It's stupid
16:22But I just gotta see it
16:25For myself
16:27I'm in the corner
16:29Watching you kiss her
16:31Oh, oh, oh
16:35And I'm right over here
16:37But why can't you see me?
16:40Oh, oh, oh
16:43And I'm giving him all
16:46But I'm not the guy
16:48You're taking home
16:50Oh, oh, oh
16:52And I keep dancing
16:54On my own
16:56Now
17:00So far away
17:02But still show me
17:04The light's coming
17:06The music dies
17:09But you don't see me
17:11Standing here
17:13I just came
17:15To say goodbye
17:17I'm in the corner
17:19I'm in the corner
17:20Watching you kiss her
17:22Oh, oh, oh
17:25I'm giving him all
17:28But I'm not the guy
17:30You're taking home
17:32Oh, oh, oh
17:34And I keep dancing
17:36On my own
17:38Yeah
17:42So far away
17:44But still so near
17:47The light's coming
17:48The music dies
17:51But you don't see me
17:56Standing here
18:08Thanks to Callum Scott
18:10For that beautiful performance
18:11And thank you to Stephen
18:13And his family
18:14For allowing us
18:15To tell his story
18:16We know times are tough
18:18And we're grateful
18:18For whatever you can give
18:20As your donations
18:20Really do help
18:22To make a difference
18:22And it's really simple
18:24To donate
18:24Here to tell you
18:25Exactly how
18:26Is the brilliant cast
18:28Of The Play That Goes Wrong
18:29Hopefully getting
18:30All the donation details right
18:32Good luck
18:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:38Good evening
18:39You join us
18:40On the set
18:41Of The Play That Goes Wrong
18:41Where the cast are here
18:43To tell you
18:43Just how easy it is
18:44To give to comic relief
18:45Tonight
18:48Chris, we're not ready yet
18:51To donate
18:5240, 30, 20
18:53Or 10 pounds
18:56Text the word
18:5740, 30, 20
18:59Or 10
19:00To
19:0370702
19:04Text will cost
19:05Your donation amount
19:06Plus your standard
19:07Network message charge
19:08100% of your donation
19:10Will go to the
19:11Registered charity
19:11Comic Relief
19:13Cheers
19:17You must be
19:1816 years or older
19:19And please ask
19:21The bill pay his permission
19:23Or you can donate
19:27Any amount to online
19:29At bbc.co.uk
19:31Forward slash
19:32Red Nose Day
19:32Which is where
19:34You will also find
19:35Full terms
19:37And conditions
19:43Or use the QR code
19:45Which
19:46Which takes you
19:48Straight to
19:49The
19:50Comic Relief
19:52Donations page
19:58You can also call
20:0203457
20:03910
20:04910
20:05Standard
20:07Geographic
20:08Geographic
20:09Standard geographic
20:11Charges for landlines
20:12And mobiles
20:12Will apply
20:13Order
20:16Or donate
20:18Via
20:19A cheque
20:20Made payable
20:22To
20:22Red Nose Day
20:242026
20:26And send it to
20:27Red Nose Day
20:282026
20:30P.O. Box
20:3112635
20:33Colchester
20:34CO7
20:355AN
20:36I did it
20:41Thank you
20:53Thanks to the amazing cast
20:55Of the play that goes wrong
20:57Now listen
20:57The actors use
20:58Specially designed
20:59Fake props
21:00And
21:00Are professionally trained
21:02In the art of tomfoolery
21:04So don't try anything
21:05You've just seen at home
21:06Especially
21:07Taking a swig
21:08From a bottle
21:09Marked with a warning
21:10And a skull and crossbones label
21:11And please remember
21:13Say yes
21:14To gift aid
21:15If eligible
21:15Here's a lesson
21:16On why it's important
21:17From Miss McCall
21:19And her star pupil
21:20Lauren
21:27Hello
21:29Are you Lauren?
21:32Are you Davina McCall?
21:35You look like Davina McCall
21:37Are you Davina McCall?
21:41Yes
21:41Yes
21:41I'm Davina McCall
21:44Alright
21:46Do you know
21:47What I'm here
21:48To talk to you about
21:49Today
21:50Is it your menopause?
21:58No
21:59It's
21:59It's not that
22:01Then
22:02No
22:03Actually
22:04It's about
22:04Gift Aid
22:05You know
22:06Comic Relief's
22:06Red Nose Day
22:07That's in November
22:08No
22:09That's children in need
22:11No one knows the difference
22:12Miss
22:13I think they do
22:14And no one cares
22:16Britain's broken Miss
22:18Britain's broken
22:211.869 million
22:23Unemployed
22:24To be exact
22:24Miss
22:25Who's got time for the one I bath?
22:29I think you're being unnecessarily pugnacious
22:35Thank you
22:38Look can we get back to what we were talking about
22:40Can I ask you a question?
22:42Yeah
22:42Do you want to ask you a question?
22:43Yeah
22:43I just want to ask you a question
22:44Can I ask you a question?
22:46Ask me a question
22:48Have you found my long lost family?
22:58Lauren
22:59Where have you found them me?
23:01My family are long and they're lost
23:04Miss
23:05Miss
23:05I need my letter
23:06I need my letter on my cup of tea
23:09Please
23:09Miss
23:10Miss
23:10Have you found my DNA Mac?
23:12Miss
23:12Am I a twin?
23:14Am I a twin Miss?
23:15Oh my God
23:16Are you my real mum?
23:18Are you my real mum though?
23:19Oh no Miss
23:20I ain't going to exercise
23:21No
23:21That is enough Lauren
23:22Enough
23:23Honestly
23:24This is ridiculously churlish
23:26This behaviour is unacceptable
23:28I cannot imagine
23:29That your parents are proud right now
23:34Are you disrespecting my long lost family?
23:38Do you know what?
23:39I thought for once
23:40For once
23:41You could do something for others
23:43It was just a small ask
23:44To get the word out about gift aid
23:47But clearly you're incapable of doing anything for others
23:50And if you don't change
23:52You're going to be on a one way street
23:54To nowhere
24:03Am I bothered?
24:08Am I bothered though?
24:09Am I bothered though?
24:11But I don't even care if it's anything bothered
24:12Look at my face
24:13Right look at my face
24:14Right are you looking at my face?
24:16Right is any part of it bothered?
24:18No
24:18Because I ain't bothered
24:20Look face bothered
24:21Miss I don't care
24:22My family ain't even lost
24:25Look face bothered
24:27I don't care
24:27Look face bothered
24:28Gift aid
24:29Who cares
24:30Ain't bothered
24:30Davina
24:31This is Davina
24:33You are live on channel 4
24:34Please do not swear
24:35Look face bothered
24:38Puddley
24:39Who does that
24:40Miss
24:43I ain't bothered
24:47Gift aid
24:49You
24:51If you are a UK taxpayer
24:53Saying yes to gift aid
24:55Let's charities claim extra money from the government
24:57It costs you nothing
24:58But gives the charity 25% more
25:01Forgetting to tick the box when you donate
25:04Can add up to millions missed for comic relief
25:06So do not forget to do just that
25:08Terms and conditions apply
25:10Thank you McCoy
25:19Over to that old man
25:21Off the mask
25:22Singer who thinks he's shit
25:37Now one of my personal highlights
25:39From Friday night
25:40Was watching Nick Muhammad
25:41And Joe Marla
25:42Relive their time
25:43On celebrity traitors
25:45Oh I love that
25:46What an incredible series
25:47But I could never behave like any of them
25:49You know
25:49I believe in sportmanship
25:51And integrity
25:52And loyalty
25:52This is not the time
25:53To relive your dating profile
25:55Lavoie
25:55This is the time
25:56To relive the traitors
25:57The movie
25:58The sequel
25:59Oh that's what it is
26:00I thought I was doing Yoda
26:04Amazing French Productions presents
26:07The Traitors
26:09The movie
26:10The sequel
26:12Starring Vicki Patterson as Rachel
26:15Ian Sterling as Steven
26:18And Alison Stedman as Fiona
26:21By the order of the traitors
26:24You have been murdered
26:27Introducing Amanda Redmond as Amanda
26:30I'm an ex-police officer
26:32So I never miss a trick
26:34Jessica Hines as crime writer Harriet
26:37You should have killed me when you had the chance
26:39Directed by award-winning genius Ruby Wax
26:43Tracking shot
26:45Mega pan
26:46Drone
26:47Zoom
26:47Lower the gym
26:48Yeah I don't really know what I'm talking about
26:51But I love blowing into this thing
26:53Featuring Anna Friel as Claudia Winkleman
26:56English wool and gloves
26:58Check
26:58Stylish roll neck sweater
27:00Check
27:01Sophisticated jacket in Highland
27:03Check
27:05Check
27:07Experience the drama of the round table
27:11With Scott Mills as James
27:13And Fleur East as Roxy
27:16Well I haven't got a clue
27:17It could be
27:18Sorry James
27:19Can you speak up
27:20That shirt's so loud
27:21I can't hear you
27:22I said I haven't got a clue
27:23Who any of them are
27:24Sorry we still can't hear
27:27Come in mum
27:28Shh
27:28I mean Judy
27:29Definitely not mum
27:31Well I'd like to say something
27:32About Steven
27:34He could never be a traitor
27:35I mean
27:36Just look at him
27:39I agree
27:40Introducing Lewis Cope as Jack
27:43Steven's my best mate in here
27:44And if he were a traitor
27:45I would definitely know
27:50See how alliances are made
27:52So we're agreed
27:53Partners till the very end
27:55Don't mess with me
27:56So I was trained by the FBI
27:58Wow that's amazing
27:59And don't worry
28:00I won't double crush you
28:01For the sake of a dramatic ending
28:04Cooey
28:06I can tell you're surprised
28:08But I let you into a little secret
28:11I am wearing a red cloak
28:13You're a secret traitor
28:15Oh you really spoiled that
28:17Come
28:18Recept for close ups
28:19I'm really sure Alison Steadman
28:22Is right to play me
28:23I'm just not feeling it
28:25I love Vicky Patterson
28:26But I'm also worried
28:28She's been a bit miscast as me
28:29She keeps slipping into a strong
28:31Geordie accent
28:32Oh how are you man
28:33I didn't say that
28:34I sound just like you in your night
28:36I don't think Ian Sterling's right to play me
28:39Excuse me
28:40Sorry I just imagined someone a wee bit fitter
28:43Fair enough
28:45The problem is I'm actually keeping two secrets
28:48One
28:49I'm a traitor
28:50And two
28:52My collar gets bigger every time I tell a lie
28:55I think Rachel's a traitor
28:58She's not
28:59And I should know
29:00Because they
29:02Never mind
29:03It's an absolute nightmare
29:05I think Stephen might be a traitor
29:07I am not a traitor
29:09How dare you actually
29:11Maybe they won't notice
29:12I promise you I am not a traitor
29:15Someone is
29:17In this very room
29:20Okay
29:21Let's settle this once and for all
29:22As a crime writer
29:24Just banish me
29:25And I'll stand up there
29:27And tell you all
29:28I am a faithful
29:30Time for talking is over
29:31And I'm standing still
29:33So the time for walking is over
29:35And I've just finished eating my lunch
29:38With this handy spoon and fork combination
29:42So the time for sporking is over
29:45Harriet
29:46Are you a traitor?
29:53I am
29:55And always have been
30:00A faith
30:01Ah, ah, ah
30:02Let me finish
30:04I am
30:05And always have been
30:07A faith healer
30:08It's just a little thing I do on the side
30:10Just to make a few quid
30:10I am
30:12And always have been
30:17A train
30:18Ah, ah, ah
30:20Let me finish
30:22A train spotter
30:23I like trains
30:25I am
30:26And always
30:27Have been
30:30A faithless
30:31Fan
30:32I can't get no sleep
30:34Love a bit of faithless
30:35Enough
30:36She's a bloody faithful
30:38Okay
30:39Now can we please get on
30:41Rachel
30:42I'm going to throw you under the bus
30:44And tell everyone
30:45That you're actually
30:46A traitor
30:47What?
30:49You
30:49You
30:51I warned you
30:52Never mess with a woman
30:53Who's once read an e-book
30:54Written by a man
30:56Who's nearly seen all
30:57Of Silence of the Lambs
30:58I've got something else to tell you
30:59Not everyone
31:00Is what they seem
31:03I was a senior detective
31:04In the police force
31:06Judy
31:06Is my mum
31:08Ellie
31:09Is my girlfriend
31:10And these aren't even real sideburns
31:13Ah
31:14And I
31:16Am your father
31:18Sorry, that's my throat
31:20And I am your father
31:22Much better
31:22No
31:23Yeah
31:24No
31:24I am
31:25Oh
31:26Aye
31:27Now you see
31:28Your face does ring a bell
31:29Give us a hug
31:32Oh
31:35I'm sorry
31:35But if he's meant to be my dad
31:37Do you not think
31:38This music's a little bit
31:39On the romantic side
31:40Just go with it
31:41It's for charity
31:44Oh hiya you two
31:45Nice to see you
31:47Oh no
31:48What are you doing
31:49Oh no
31:50Not the face
31:58And here ends the tale
32:00Of treachery
32:01Deceit
32:02And very questionable acting
32:04And the model of this story
32:06Don't ever mess
32:08With the real traitors
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33:58On the 6th of May 2026
34:03Now for those of you
34:04Who may have been living
34:05Under a rock
34:06You may not have known
34:07That Radio 1's Greg James
34:09Completed the longest ever
34:10Celebrity bike ride
34:11For Comic Relief on Friday
34:13He cycled a staggering
34:151,000 kilometres
34:16From Weymouth
34:17To Edinburgh
34:18And raised an eye-wanting
34:19Amount of money
34:20All on a tandem
34:21What a hero
34:22Here is how his challenge
34:24Went down
34:273, 2, 1
34:30Today is day one
34:32Of my longest ride
34:33And I'm kicking it all off
34:34In Weymouth
34:35You're not just doing this
34:36On any regular road bike
34:38You're doing it on a tandem
34:39Why are you doing it on a tandem?
34:42Hi Greg
34:43How are you doing?
34:44It's definitely a challenge
34:45It's definitely difficult
34:46And I've got seven days left
34:49We're in Wales
34:49A horse with a red nose
34:51Oh my god
34:53That's next year's challenge
34:54Joe Lycett is giving him
34:55A tour of Birmingham
34:57Thanks so much
34:58That's very kind
34:59I'll go and get a pint
35:00In a minute
35:00Sorry no I mean
35:01I'll give it in the bucket
35:01The total is currently
35:02About 210,000
35:05What is it?
35:05Oh did you not know that?
35:06No way
35:09Oh yeah it's the bloke
35:10From Radio 1
35:10And oh my god
35:12Is that Prince William?
35:14I wasn't going to bring
35:15Your dad up
35:15But I hope he's alright
35:16Yeah my dad's
35:17Not in a great way
35:18Well you know he's so proud of you
35:19We're all thinking of you
35:20As you're doing this
35:21I can tell you've raised
35:221,020,000
35:24No
35:24We're over a million
35:25No way
35:27This is a bit of a wake up call today
35:29Oh my god is it early
35:31I'm in a world of pain
35:33It's 2,000,000
35:35Let's go
35:36Come on
35:38You're alright
35:39I got you
35:39A little dose of Jamie Lang
35:41In your day
35:41Here he is coming in
35:43An emotional reunion
35:46Very very special 8 days
35:48That I've really really needed
35:51Weymouth dead
35:52What a stupid idea
35:54We did it
35:57Get the anti-chase cream
35:59On standby please
36:00A huge hero's welcome
36:03To an incredible man
36:04It's Radio 1's
36:05Great James everyone
36:06I can't believe you're here
36:31I'm so happy to see you
36:32You know how are you feeling
36:34I feel very happy to be here
36:38I feel very confused
36:39Because I woke up on the Scottish borders
36:41I've then
36:42This morning at 4 o'clock
36:43I've started cycling to Edinburgh
36:45I then finished in Edinburgh
36:46And now I'm in Salford
36:48Incredible
36:49And I'm seeing you
36:50And I'm seeing everyone here
36:51And I'm just
36:51I'm overjoyed with how much money
36:53We raised with this thing
36:54And how joyful
36:56We managed to make the tandem adventure
36:59You know what was amazing
37:00Was when you say the word joyful
37:02Seeing all those kids
37:03I mean
37:04Everywhere you went
37:06And then being joined
37:07I mean
37:08Prince William
37:09Please
37:09What was that like
37:11A complete surprise
37:12So I was
37:13I was
37:13Shouted at in my ear
37:15They said
37:15Turn off the road
37:16Into the car park
37:17And we were in a truck stop
37:19And by a car
37:20Prince William was just standing there
37:23And that's
37:23That's the first time
37:24Any of us knew about it
37:25Because it was top secret
37:26And he was there
37:27And he was holding a helmet
37:29And then I said
37:30Have you got your own bike
37:31And he went
37:32No, no
37:32I'm going to get on yours
37:34And I've never
37:36Held on
37:38More tightly
37:39Can you imagine
37:40What would have happened to me
37:41If he'd have fallen off
37:44That would have been the end
37:45Maybe the end of comic relief
37:48Are you ready to hear
37:49How much you have raised
37:51Yes
37:51For comic relief
37:53I've heard a few totals
37:55But
37:55Okay
37:55Can I have another one
37:58Fancy another one
37:59Yes
38:00That's all I wanted
38:01From tonight
38:01Greg, your total is
38:074,225,000
38:08£9,039
38:11Oh my god
38:13Wow
38:14Wow
38:184,225,000
38:205,035,000
38:25Wasn't that great
38:26Okay
38:27Time now
38:28To remind ourselves
38:29Why your donations
38:30Are so important
39:09This is Parabek Refugee Settlement
39:13We have refugees
39:14From South Sudan
39:15And they fled
39:17Because there was war
39:19This is one of our partner schools
39:21That we are supporting
39:22My name is Tom
39:24I work with African partners
39:26For child poverty
39:28I am a facilitator
39:29For this session
39:30Where children are modeling
39:32If you look at some of this
39:35It speaks a lot
39:36Mary modeled this tree
39:39She says that this tree
39:41Reminds her of South Sudan
39:44Their homes were terrorized
39:46By the rebels
39:47And they were sleeping
39:48In the bush for days
39:50Without food
39:51Without water
40:01This was a mother
40:03When they were escaping
40:05From their hideout
40:06And she said
40:07That she was this very little child here
40:09Following the mother
40:11There are a lot of things
40:12That took place in South Sudan
40:13That they witnessed themselves
40:15As young children
40:17So these are the family members
40:19And people in the neighborhood
40:20That the rebels killed
40:25This is not the kind of life
40:27That a child is supposed to go through
40:31When they come here in the school
40:33This is not just about education
40:35The session of drawing and molding
40:38Helps us to identify the needs
40:40Of each individual child
40:42And we give them support
40:44There are a lot of challenges
40:46That they are still facing
40:47But there is still hope for happiness
40:49And for a brighter future
40:52That's what the project does
41:10Please give what you can
41:12To donate 40, 30, 20 or 10 pounds
41:15Text the word 40, 30, 20 or 10
41:18To 70702
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41:27Which will take you
41:27To the Comic Relief website
41:29Where you can donate
41:30Any amount you want online
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41:34The terms and conditions there
41:36Now
41:37One of the big highlights
41:38Of the evening
41:39Was the return
41:40Of the brilliant Amanda Land
41:42Where for one night only
41:43It became
41:44The land of Amanda's
41:51This is so exciting
41:52I can't get enough Cox
41:53Sarah Cox
41:54And please use her full name
41:56Try to be cool
41:58This is
41:59A big deal
42:00For me
42:01I mean
42:02Being asked
42:04On to national radio
42:06That can only mean one thing
42:08That producer got sick of your emails
42:10That my content's finally broken through
42:12To the mainstream
42:14You know what I think
42:15People are responding to
42:17Low authenticity
42:19Yeah
42:20If anyone asks
42:21You're my PA
42:26Maya I've got Amanda for you
42:28Perfect
42:29Thank you Molly
42:30Amanda
42:31So great to put a face to an email
42:33Are you okay?
42:35Sorry I was expecting a different
42:37Amanda Barry for you
42:38Oh
42:41You remember Al
42:43My publicist
42:44Hi I was in last week
42:45With Amanda Seyfried
42:46Yeah yeah of course
42:47Hi Al
42:48Amanda
42:49Hi Amanda
42:50And you are?
42:52No I'm Amanda
43:22Sorry yeah there's been a bit of a
43:24Mix up
43:24Hi
43:24And Amanda Byram
43:26Amanda
43:28Oh
43:30Oh
43:31Oh
43:31Oh yeah
43:34So fun
43:35Yeah
43:39So this is entirely
43:41My bad
43:41And I will of course
43:42Sorry I got lost
43:44Great
43:44Of course
43:45Amanda Collier
43:46So I will of course
43:48Ensure that all
43:50Well the vast majority of you
43:52Are invited back on
43:53But I'm sure
43:54You all understand
43:55Well to be honest
43:56I don't want to speak
43:58For all the Amandas here
43:59But it does feel
43:59A little bit disrespectful
44:01I mean I have just come
44:02All the way from Soha
44:04South Holston
44:05I work in property
44:06Never heard it called that
44:07I just feel like
44:09You've got a room
44:10Full of iconic women
44:11Who deserve a little bit more
44:13Than being told to go home
44:14Okay
44:15Well what would you suggest?
44:17Well she's got a great idea
44:19Maya
44:20Um
44:22Hmm
44:26Okay fine
44:27If I'm going to interview Arlia
44:28Let's start with Barry
44:30Or
44:32Should we give in the order
44:34That we arrived?
44:35You know let's go alphabetical
44:36We'll go alphabetical
44:37Okay
44:37So we've got Barry
44:38We've got Byram
44:39We've got Collier
44:41Amazing on traitors
44:42By the way
44:43So good
44:43Yeah
44:43That was really good
44:45Yeah
44:45And then we've got Lamb
44:47And then
44:49I'm accused
44:50So I think I should really be
44:52Before
44:52I think it'll be fine
44:53It'll all work out
44:54Just back up
44:55Look
44:56I will get to you
44:57If we've got time
44:58Right
45:00Oh Sarah
45:01I am so sorry
45:02I'm late
45:02It's Amanda Holden
45:03Oh Amanda
45:04Amanda
45:07Yeah
45:08They messed up the booking
45:10Okay
45:11I'm just going to give my agent
45:13A quick ring
45:19I adore you
45:20And Alan Carr
45:21I love the whole
45:23Will they won't they
45:24Thing you've got going on there
45:25I just want to ask her a question
45:27Enough
45:27Enough
45:27Enough
45:28Sorry Amanda
45:28Just
45:29My PA's still being trained
45:31It's absolutely fine
45:32Sorry
45:32I need to make a call
45:33Yes
45:33Absolutely
45:34Clearly the situation there
45:37Is not exactly
45:39Well let's just say
45:41Not all Amanders were created equal
45:43If you know what I mean
45:44I know exactly what you mean
45:45Right
45:45There are A-Manders
45:47And there are B-Manders
45:50What if I said
45:51There might be a way
45:53For you and I
45:53To get a bigger bite
45:54Of the microphone
45:59Apple
46:01Well the microphone
46:03Apple
46:11Must be so stressful
46:13So many Amanders
46:15I have a similar problem
46:16In my house at Christmas
46:17There's 11
46:18Pats in my family
46:20And another one on the way
46:21Yeah more Pats than Patsfield
46:24As Pat likes to say
46:25Oh that's my cousin Pat
46:27Talking about Big Pat
46:28Who is a dairy farmer
46:30And also a former
46:32Ireland's strongest man
46:33Okay
46:34Tell me more
46:35Oh
46:36Well
46:40Okay so we're going to come to you guys
46:42At the end of the song
46:42Well actually Sarah sorry
46:44I was thinking
46:45There's four minutes
46:47Six Amanders
46:48I don't really think
46:49That reflects our profiles
46:51Sorry what?
46:52That's a really good point
46:53Actually Amanda
46:54I feel like
46:55I'm worth a bit more
46:56Than 50 seconds
46:58Right?
46:59Yeah
47:00I think so
47:01Yeah I do too
47:02Come on guys
47:03Let's get out of here
47:04Go on Amanda
47:05Yeah you should
47:06Come on
47:06Yeah
47:07You know what
47:08No one puts Amanda's
47:10In the corner
47:11You guys really need to get some windows in here
47:14I mean
47:15How do we go from too many Amandas
47:16To no Amandas at all
47:17I mean what are we going to do
47:18We've got four minutes to fill
47:21I mean what are we going to do
47:26I don't know
47:28I forget to say that
47:29I forget to say that
47:33Are you kidding me?
47:37So he lifted Ireland's second strongest man
47:41Also called Pat
47:42Clean over his head
47:44So he actually broke another world record
47:47that he didn't even know about.
47:49Anne, what an incredible story.
47:51We will be back with Anne, don't worry, straight after the news,
47:54and that's if you can stick around, please.
47:56Oh, yeah, sure, absolutely.
47:59Well, I have you.
48:00I've actually got this lifestyle brand called Senu.
48:03I was wondering, a man...
48:05That is brilliant, Anne.
48:07I think we might have found the next Henry Wogan.
48:09You put the Anne in Wogan.
48:11Yeah.
48:17Well, that was jokes.
48:18Fancy some more laughs?
48:20Don't worry, we've got you.
48:21Take a look at this.
48:22I can't even hold the broom.
48:27Even McIntyre's done it.
48:30There's your bloke fan.
48:31Hello.
48:34Let's do this.
48:40We all...
48:42Maybe they won't notice.
48:45I mean...
48:46Maybe they won't notice.
48:55It's not going to take the weight, this.
48:56It's going to rip.
48:57That's going to rip that.
48:58Oh, please.
49:00Well, sorry.
49:01Hit you with a boob.
49:03We're going down.
49:09I was trying so hard not to laugh.
49:12People live-streamed themselves walking to the bin.
49:16Kidsbury.
49:17Oh.
49:19Kidsbury.
49:20Suck a car on.
49:25You, fill this off.
49:29Oh, f***.
49:31Hit my knee.
49:33I can't even ride a bike.
49:35Anyway, these overcoats are not expensive.
49:38What?
49:42You can't laugh.
49:43I'm sorry.
49:44You, f***.
49:48Sorry to that, f***.
49:50Help!
49:52My nose!
49:54I'm here at the Postcode Lottery operation.
49:57F***.
49:59And then after that, I'm going to ask everyone if there's anyone else who wants to rock a f*** bank.
50:06That's what I'm going to do.
50:08And cut.
50:09Reset for action.
50:12No.
50:13Sorry.
50:15Now, Lavoie, can you believe that it was 15 years ago since Game of Thrones was first shown?
50:2115 years?
50:22I've got bras older than that.
50:24Well, we've got something for you now that's equally as uplifting.
50:27Here's Coldplay with Game of Thrones, the musical.
50:35There are Starks and there are Lannisters and Kardashians and...
50:40Targaryens, idiot.
50:41And Targaryens, and of course there's someone knows.
50:46Welcome to the crazy, wacky world of Game of Thrones.
50:51Nice.
50:52I like it.
50:53Thanks, man.
50:53Cool.
50:54In an exclusive Red Nose Day revelation, we've discovered that the British band Coldplay
50:59are secretly working on a musical of TV sensation Game of Thrones.
51:05They've gathered in the Henson Recording Studio in Los Angeles
51:07to work up the 16 songs required for a full Broadway stage production.
51:12Around the world, my heart had to roll.
51:17Well, when I first heard about it, I was a little bit sceptical.
51:20But now I'm completely convinced it's a horrible idea.
51:26Closer to home.
51:29One word that springs to mind when I'm thinking about this project is Titanic.
51:33But not in terms of the successful movie, in terms of the unsuccessful boat.
51:47Finally, after months of writing and planning, Chris has invited along the entire cast of
51:52Game of Thrones to recruit them into the live Broadway show.
51:56Fellas, how you doing?
51:57Yeah.
51:57Good morning.
51:57I had a moment of inspiration.
51:59It was a flash of genius.
52:00Get the whole cast to come in.
52:02Everyone thought it was a brilliant idea, so that's what's happening.
52:05It's a big day.
52:05Big day for us.
52:07All the actors are gathering to hear the songs performed for the first time.
52:12Well, not all of them.
52:14More two.
52:16I was told Sean Bean was going to be here.
52:19He was a mere fiver.
52:21Chris, how do you think it's going?
52:23Stunning.
52:23Stunning.
52:24People are literally stunned.
52:26And what if some of them can't sing?
52:28Well, the funny thing is, they can sing.
52:33Okay, three, four.
52:36Red, ready.
52:37Red, ready.
52:38Red, ready.
52:38Red, to stabbing.
52:39And to beheading.
52:40No, no, no, no.
52:41Two, three, four.
52:44Robert, Robert, Robert.
52:46Snapping.
52:46Come on.
52:47No, no.
52:47Sorry, sorry.
52:51I'm sure he'll come back.
52:53Well, with these things, it's always step by step.
52:5650% of the cast seemed really into it.
52:59So, um, I think we're on to something really special.
53:02It's been a slightly disappointing day.
53:11But then...
53:12Hey, Chris.
53:15I'm sorry I'm late.
53:18Oh, my God.
53:19Jon Snow.
53:23I knew you'd come.
53:24I'd never let you down, man.
53:26Thank you, Jon Snow.
53:28It's Kit.
53:28Thank you, Kit Snow.
53:31Right.
53:32What we got, man?
53:33It's day two of the workshop.
53:35Still going strong.
53:37And suddenly things take a turn for the better.
53:40With a phone call from Jon Snow
53:42and the offer of free food,
53:44a huge chunk of the cast have arrived.
53:56Wild, Len.
53:59You make my heart sing.
54:04You pull your bowstring.
54:07And shoot me.
54:10Wild, Len.
54:14Woo!
54:19Wild, Len.
54:22Woo!
54:23Woo!
54:24Yeah!
54:26Pretty good.
54:27Really, really, really, really good.
54:29Just one tiny thing.
54:32On the lings,
54:33just be careful
54:33going a little bit flat.
54:35So...
54:35No, it wasn't.
54:38You know, nothing Chris Martin.
54:40Don't mess around.
54:42You don't mess around
54:43with your daughter friend.
54:45Every style in the musical canon
54:47is captured in one day
54:48of blazing glory.
54:50Beautiful.
54:51Nice.
54:51If you're here for the wedding
54:52of Robbie Stark,
54:53keep the car running,
54:54there's no need to park.
54:55He's not going to make it
54:57through the night.
54:59Keep that wedding cake
55:01in the fridge.
55:02He didn't pay me back
55:03for using the bridge.
55:04I'm afraid this wedding
55:05won't be wiped.
55:08Red wedding,
55:09red wedding,
55:10lots of stabbing,
55:11a bit of beheading.
55:12The reins of Castamere
55:13are here to stay.
55:16Red wedding,
55:17dead wedding,
55:18head shredding,
55:19bloodshed wedding,
55:20there will be no wedding
55:21of Betty.
55:22Hey!
55:24Don't mess around
55:25with Walter Fink.
55:26Bang.
55:27Curtains.
55:27Tony Award.
55:29Great.
55:29Thank you, guys.
55:31News of the success
55:32of the workshop
55:33spreads like wildfire.
55:35Suddenly,
55:35everyone is in.
55:37Do you know what?
55:37I've never been prouder
55:38to be in anything.
55:40I always knew
55:40it was going to be a triumph.
55:42George R. Martin
55:42meets Chris Martin.
55:44What could go wrong?
55:44Are you thinking
55:46about Joffrey?
55:49Such a spirited lad.
55:53I was his uncle.
55:55I was also his dad.
55:59The greatest rock opera
56:01of all time
56:01is coming together.
56:16I can't believe it.
56:17It's a dream come true.
56:18Everything is coming together.
56:20Everyone's on board.
56:21We just need
56:22George R. R. Martin's permission
56:23and then we're off.
56:25He's going to go
56:25absolutely crazy.
56:26And Chris was right.
56:28George R. R. Martin
56:30did go
56:30absolutely crazy.
56:34It's a setback
56:35but
56:36a little bit of this
56:38a little bit of that
56:38changed some words around.
56:40I've got plenty
56:41of other brilliant ideas.
56:51That's not bad actually.
56:54I better get my skates on then.
57:02Well sadly
57:03it's almost
57:04the end of the show.
57:05Where did the time go?
57:06Well you took
57:07ages to get ready
57:08and we've had to
57:09pick up your sequins
57:10along the way.
57:11My sequins?
57:12What about your muddy
57:12football boots?
57:13We've had to mop this floor
57:14ten times.
57:15Anyway
57:17seriously
57:17Jill and I
57:18and in fact
57:18the whole team
57:19at Comic Relief
57:20want to say a huge
57:21thank you
57:21for your amazing
57:22support
57:23and generosity.
57:24It means the
57:25absolute world.
57:25No it really does
57:27and please keep donating
57:28and keep supporting
57:29as Comic Relief
57:30doesn't stop after this week
57:32you know
57:32it's all year round.
57:34I'll be lacing up
57:35my trainers
57:36to take on a unique
57:37sport relief challenge
57:38in the summer
57:39so please
57:40keep an eye out for more.
57:41That's exciting
57:42and I'm off for a leg wax
57:43so before we go
57:44let's relive
57:45a few more
57:45of this year's highlights.
57:47Thank you
57:47and
57:48goodbye.
57:49That's not our lift home
57:50is it?
57:51I hope not.
57:51I'm not going on that Jill.
57:53Let's see if we can find
57:53our way out.
57:54Is this the door out?
58:02You ready?
58:18Perfect.
58:37Alright.
58:48Can you find us?
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