00:00like waves absolutely but remember this radio station could disappear the voice of unprofitable
00:07radio could be silenced one day you wake up roll over he's gone you go into the kitchen there's a
00:12note scroll the sound of a taxi leaving a thunderstorm rolls in it's a metaphor for my
00:17haircut or this pledge drive yes the pledge drive become a member only members or people
00:23with radios can listen to this radio station now back to pressing issues shouldn't we give out the
00:27phone number like i tell the children at the library i volunteer at look it up yourself no you can't
00:33go
00:33to the bathroom and stop crying that's good advice now back to pressing issues welcome back to pressing
00:40issues with me maurice chavez on our panel we got the secessionist lunatic john hiffey liberal rich kid
00:47gallum grayshaw and neo-fascist congressman alex ron gentlemen welcome back let's start with you
00:54mr hickory we're the f for florida i'm a patriot i've even got an orange grove tattooed all over
01:00my groin yes but back to the matter of that public safety how do we get guns under control in
01:07this
01:07city by giving everyone hope a dream of a better tomorrow by encouraging people to grow their own
01:13root vegetables what's the satisfaction of holding a gun in your hand when you could be holding a hoe
01:18planting seeds in a peasant village keep your hose and seeds to yourself we don't need gun control
01:25if you read the constitution it's a sacred document that should not be changed under our constitution
01:30women couldn't vote but the liberals come in crying crocodile tears we need to get scaremongers and
01:37non-believers men like you chavez under control i've got a good mind to have your funding removed
01:43we don't get any funding exactly well good you won't see a penny out of me you've got to stop
01:50spreading these lies or i'll whip you myself i'm not afraid the constitution asserts a man's right to
01:56bear arms it and arm bears and all points in between whoever heard of a gun or a bear causing
02:02problems this is all cocky pop or whatever that word is it keeps the place safe trouble is caused by
02:09unemployment and unemployment comes from poor economic performance and lazy people if you had
02:15a job would you steal a car of course not and if you had a high-rise condo a mistress
02:20and a seat on
02:21the board would you run around graffiti and your name all over town and making a nuisance of yourself
02:25spinning on your back and popping and locking and not a hope it's simple if you don't have a job
02:32starved get out of my constituency i force if necessary and starved that is quite simple
02:39are you really saying that of course i am vice city is a growing city of course there are going
02:45to be some growing pains but what i tell people is this gather up your life savings buy yourself a
02:50piece of swamp drain it and get rid of the damn wildlife then apply for planning permission pretty
02:55soon you can have your own retirement community or resort destination holiday place you can start making
03:01money out of the boomerang shrub inspired boom and enjoy the kind of things sensible people have
03:07personal bodyguards massive fences and a bigger collection of guns than the other guy it stands
03:13to reason no no no no keep them out of here we do not want any more old folks if
03:20there are any old
03:21people listening go back to your homes florida does not want you please die somewhere else what's wrong
03:28with nevada or kansas we want a river we need a river the freedom river and what about the other
03:35gripes it seems scar crime fashion crime drugs everything is on the right absolutely of course
03:42it is when i was in uganda people were poor but they were happy the more you have the less
03:48you have
03:48and that's kind of what i'm all about their satisfaction in spending all day weaving a basket
03:53rather than
04:03it's a spirit
