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00:02One-Fighting
00:03One-Fighting
00:04One-Fighting
00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple lines be good for your health
00:11If you keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:13Live love life like you just don't care
00:15Five thousand leaders never scared
00:18Trained and noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up, you're still a beautiful idea
00:22Get up, throw your hands in your head
00:25Get up, and show you
00:37Take some government advice, sit the family down, and get ready for your daily hour of
00:41screen time.
00:42It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
00:47Tonight on the show, we focus on Iran, give social media the side eye, and zoom in on
00:53some disability sport.
00:54Plus, we'll be joined by singer Charlotte Church and comedian Nabil Abdul-Rashid on the show
01:00that always takes a stern look at the news.
01:11G'day.
01:14Hello.
01:15Wow.
01:18G'day, I'm Adam Hills.
01:20Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that heard the owner of OnlyFans had died and thought,
01:24I wonder if you have to pay extra for an open coffin.
01:27With me, as always, at the Pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and the man who thought
01:30crude oil was the opposite of extra virgin, Alex Brooker.
01:40Loads to get through tonight, loads to get through tonight, but something happened to
01:42me during the week that I wanted to bring up, because I know it's happened to Alex as
01:45well, in a similar way.
01:47So I was walking to tennis, I was in a pair of shorts, I had my prosthesis on, I had
01:52it
01:52taped up, because, look, it comes undone when I'm playing, so I have to tape it up.
01:58I keep saying to you, mate, you've got to get a new leg.
02:01Look, I like this one, it's got comfy in it.
02:04Ditto, I like mine as well.
02:06So, as I was walking, this woman walked past me, and she looked down, and she saw my prosthetic
02:10leg, and then she looked up at me as she kept walking and went, ooh, ouch.
02:19And she went so quickly that I didn't have time to go, it's, what a weird thing to say.
02:25Imagine if she's seen Brooker, ouch, ouch, ouch.
02:30She's there like E.T. with a little light-up thing.
02:33Ouch.
02:34But when you first told us that story, you said, oh, a woman walked past, saw you in
02:37your tennis gear.
02:38Yeah.
02:38And said, ouch, I thought she was like the fashion police.
02:42And she was like, ouch, ouch.
02:44But I've, you know, I've had it before, so I was in my shorts, and I was in the supermarket,
02:51and the geezer kept looking down, you know when someone's looking at you, go, they're going
02:54to say something, in a minute.
02:55And he just went, so, what happened there?
02:59And I was like, oh, well, you know, I had to have my foot amputated when I was a baby,
03:03because I didn't have one of the bones in my lower leg, so then I had to make the decision
03:07to amputate my foot, so that's why I've got a prosthetic leg.
03:10And he just went, well, I hope it gets better.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:16LAUGHTER
03:19APPLAUSE
03:20Yeah.
03:21APPLAUSE
03:24You know, you must have had people wish for you to get better, haven't you?
03:29Yeah, no, I used to only have one leg, but it grew back.
03:32LAUGHTER
03:33You had that recently in the gym, right?
03:34Oh, yes, I was in the gym, I was in the gym last week, and I had my shorts on,
03:39and I was on the exercise bike, and his geezer kept looking down on my leg,
03:42and I'm used to people, like, I don't mind, people do a double take, especially in the gym.
03:46Like, I don't mind it, I think they, I imagine they're kind of looking, just going, bloody hell, he's done
03:49more than skip leg day.
03:50But he was, like, looking, he was looking down at my leg, and he kept looking at the lower part
03:54of it,
03:55and I was thinking, this is really weird.
03:56Then I got home, and I got in the shower, took the leg off, and what I'd forgotten is that,
04:02the other week, I'd let my eldest decorate the leg with, uh, capybara stickers,
04:06they're called an arrow, so I have stickers all over my leg, including one that just says love.
04:12Ah!
04:13Which Josh put on there, which was lovely, actually.
04:15But, yeah, it's fine, it's...
04:16You know what, when you lifted your leg, or your trousers up, the only thing I thought was,
04:19ouch!
04:20LAUGHTER
04:22It's fine, it's fine now, my daughter's into capybara, so I'll tell you what,
04:26when she was into Sabrina Carpenter and put them stickers on, I just looked like a pervert, so...
04:30LAUGHTER
04:32I'm going to say a sentence now that I've never said before on this show, and I never thought I
04:35would.
04:36LAUGHTER
04:36In other capybara news, a rogue capybara escaped from Marwell Zoo last week
04:42and has been spotted across Hampshire, on the banks of the River Itchen, and at a pub quiz.
04:48LAUGHTER
04:50I don't know who that hairy guy was, but he was great on South American Geography.
04:55LAUGHTER
04:55Nice brookker.
04:57This surprising video was taken of the rodent on the banks of a river.
05:00Watch the video, but also listen out for the name of the woman's dog.
05:07LAUGHTER
05:08Growler?
05:09Growler?
05:10Oh, it's a hot deer!
05:11No, growler, wait!
05:13What?
05:16GROWLER!
05:18LAUGHTER
05:20LAUGHTER
05:23What in hell is that?
05:26LAUGHTER
05:28LAUGHTER
05:28Who calls the dog Growler?
05:31LAUGHTER
05:32LAUGHTER
05:32Is that this year's Fenton?
05:35Yeah, I'm not sure kind of naming your dog after slang terms for private parts is a...
05:40LAUGHTER
05:40Anyway, this is my sausage dog, schlong.
05:44Minge!
05:45Minge!
05:45Minge!
05:45Hear, Minge!
05:48LAUGHTER
05:49Todger!
05:50Todger!
05:50LAUGHTER
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52Faps!
05:54LAUGHTER
05:55LAUGHTER
05:55Uh, you...
05:57Sorry, I've always wanted to shout that on TV.
05:59LAUGHTER
05:59I can't believe I've said the word.
06:00You, um...
06:00First of all I've said the word minge on South American.
06:02LAUGHTER
06:03LAUGHTER
06:03And, let's hope, the last.
06:05You're sorry.
06:07LAUGHTER
06:07Alex actually met a capybara recently, and we're not making this up, are you?
06:10No, I didn't.
06:10Have a look.
06:11So, yeah, I met him, a bit wanted to do it.
06:13LAUGHTER
06:13He called to himself, I'll come over and see this little weird thing with funny little paws.
06:17But, um...
06:18Yeah, these are...
06:18No, but you didn't realise these capybara stickers are like Starbucks.
06:21So, if you get ten, you get to get one, so...
06:23LAUGHTER
06:24LAUGHTER
06:25We are live on your telly right now, so feel free to ask us any questions about the news.
06:29Message us on Instagram, the hashtag's IsItOK?
06:31WhatsApp, the number is 07956175908,
06:34or you can scan the QR code on your screen.
06:36Um, Crispin Fisher just messaged in, I mean, how's this for topical?
06:40Is it OK?
06:40Will Tiger Woods soon be looking for a new driver?
06:43LAUGHTER
06:44Uh, let's get into the big story now, and, um...
06:47You know what?
06:48We all wondered what World War III was going to look like.
06:51Turns out, it's a lot more ridiculous than any of us would have predicted.
06:55LAUGHTER
06:55In the last 24 hours, Donald Trump has described the British Navy as toys,
06:59said Iran had been beat to shit,
07:02and, I'm not making this up, implied that the new Ayatollah was gay.
07:07LAUGHTER
07:08He sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners.
07:11LAUGHTER
07:13But the thing is, though, generally, if, like, one of your mates came out
07:16with all of that stuff in the pub, you'd go,
07:18do you know what, mate, shall we... shall we get you home?
07:21LAUGHTER
07:21We're not sure which of Trump's statements prompted the CIA director,
07:24John Ratcliffe, to adopt this relatable pose.
07:27LAUGHTER
07:28Oh, I thought they were just playing hide-and-seek.
07:32LAUGHTER
07:33He's there counting, 99, 100.
07:36Donald's hiding the one place you wouldn't expect,
07:38Melania's bedroom.
07:39LAUGHTER
07:42Do you think Donald Trump...
07:44You know when you hide-and-seek with a kid?
07:46Yeah.
07:46With Donald Trump, it's the same.
07:48You walk in, and you can see him poking out,
07:51but you have to pretend you can't see him.
07:54LAUGHTER
07:55Trump also rambled at length about his love of Sharpie pens,
07:58for some reason, before then owning himself
08:00in this less-than-humble brag.
08:03I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test.
08:07I took it three times.
08:09It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people.
08:11It wasn't hard for me.
08:13But it's a cognitive test.
08:14It starts off with an easy question,
08:17and by the time you get to the middle, it gets tougher.
08:19By the time you get to the end,
08:21very few people can answer those questions.
08:22They get very tough, mathematical equations and things.
08:26I took it three times.
08:27I aced it all three times,
08:30in front of numerous doctors that I have no idea who they are.
08:36Why is he doing it again?
08:38If he's acing it, they're going,
08:40bloody hell, that was good.
08:41I've got to see you do it again.
08:43LAUGHTER
08:44I think he passes it, goes out,
08:46gives another press conference, and they go in there and go,
08:48do you know what, I think this fucking computer will work.
08:50LAUGHTER
08:51If you have to take any test a multiple number of times,
08:54that's not a good thing.
08:55LAUGHTER
08:56I don't want to get into a cab with a driver who's gone,
08:58you know what, I've taken the driving test nine times.
09:01LAUGHTER
09:03And going home with someone, and they're like,
09:05do you know what, I've been tested for syphilis four times.
09:09LAUGHTER
09:12I think we're OK.
09:13Look, there has been a lot of back and forward this week.
09:15In fact, the whole thing has been very, he said, she, I said.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:21That's lovely.
09:23Trump repeatedly said Iran are, quote,
09:25begging for a deal, but they say that's not true.
09:28And look, let's face it, it's probably not the first time
09:30Trump's assumed someone was begging for it
09:32when they absolutely weren't.
09:34LAUGHTER
09:35This week, an Iranian spokesman...
09:37Yeah, yeah.
09:41APPLAUSE
09:45Yeah, repost that one, you orange furball.
09:48LAUGHTER
09:50This week, an Iranian spokesman explained the situation
09:53in a way that made it sound less like a geopolitical confrontation
09:56and more like a high-school spat.
09:59Our American counterparts have begun sending messages
10:02through others, other countries that are our friends.
10:05If there are messages through others
10:07to which we respond with our own position and demands,
10:10that is not called conversation nor negotiation or anything.
10:14This is simply sending messages through others.
10:17It's like the political equivalent of saying,
10:19if you've got something to say to me, say it to my face.
10:22LAUGHTER
10:23Today, the US bombed two nuclear-related facilities
10:25to which Iran said, but we were on a break!
10:28LAUGHTER
10:29The only time you ever, like, pass messages to someone,
10:32like, through their friends,
10:33is that when you're at school, when you fancy someone.
10:36Yeah.
10:36Speaking of which, Adam, can you just come over here a second?
10:40Do you mind? Sorry.
10:42Can you, um...
10:44Can you just give this to Josh from it, please?
10:47LAUGHTER
10:47LAUGHTER
10:51LAUGHTER
10:51Not with a Capybara involved, no.
10:53LAUGHTER
10:53LAUGHTER
11:05Don't worry, you can't catch it.
11:06I've been telling you for 14 years.
11:08LAUGHTER
11:09I've been tested four times!
11:11LAUGHTER
11:14APPLAUSE
11:18At one point this week, Donald Trump said he was working with the Ayatollah,
11:21but that's the same guy whose father Trump killed
11:23and who may or may not be in a coma.
11:26So he's either angry or sleepy.
11:28But I don't...
11:29I don't know what's going to go if he's in a coma.
11:31They're going to be operating him like Weekend at Bernie's.
11:34LAUGHTER
11:35LAUGHTER
11:36Look, it's not...
11:36It's not a Zoom call, moving his jaw up and down.
11:38It's not surprising Iran were a little bit confused by it all.
11:41This week, Donald Trump presented them with a 15-point plan.
11:44But check out the specifics in this vague clip.
11:4815 points.
11:49The Ryan has said yes.
11:50Well, they're not going to have a nuclear weapon.
11:52That's number one.
11:53That's number one, two and three.
11:54They will never have a nuclear weapon.
11:58LAUGHTER
11:59LAUGHTER
12:01You can't...
12:01You can't just repeat the first three points over again.
12:05It's not the rules of Fight Club.
12:07LAUGHTER
12:07What are rules four through 15?
12:09They go, what did I just say?
12:11LAUGHTER
12:11But everyone thinks...
12:12Sorry.
12:13No, you carry on.
12:13Well, everyone thinks that the reason why they're not agreeing to it
12:15is because it's the nuclear weapons and that's the sticking point.
12:18But it's not.
12:19It's because I found out that the US are asking, in those 15 points,
12:23they're asking Iran to do things that are impossible for them to do.
12:26Like, point six is eat a donut without licking your lips and they're just...
12:31LAUGHTER
12:31Point seven is find a word that rhymes with orange.
12:33And they're like, look, we'll give you the nucleus, but...
12:35LAUGHTER
12:37So one, two, three are...
12:39No nuclear weapons.
12:40Yep.
12:41And then one, two, three, four is I declare a thumb war.
12:44LAUGHTER
12:45LAUGHTER
12:45And then five, six, seven, eight is who do we appreciate?
12:49LAUGHTER
12:50Look, the main thing is, Iran already agreed not to have a nuclear weapon
12:53before this war began.
12:54In fact, the entire plan that was put forward this week
12:57seems to be from May 2025.
12:59And the giveaway is that it contains references to the hawk tour girl.
13:04LAUGHTER
13:04Point seven is you have to watch adolescence.
13:07LAUGHTER
13:09LAUGHTER
13:09Uh, no, I just think that it's, um...
13:13LAUGHTER
13:14I don't...
13:14I forgot what I was going to say.
13:16LAUGHTER
13:17You know what?
13:18I was thinking about...
13:19I was thinking, is the hawk tour girl last year?
13:21LAUGHTER
13:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:23Point 12 is...
13:24You've got to listen to Lily Allen's new album.
13:26LAUGHTER
13:27What's incredible is you aced your cognitive test four times.
13:30Yeah, I did, yeah.
13:31Yeah, yeah.
13:32And I won the fun war.
13:34LAUGHTER
13:37Earlier in the week, Donald Trump thanked Iran
13:39for giving the US, quote,
13:40a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money.
13:43And everyone was, like, wondering what this amazing gift was going to be.
13:46It turned out it was allowing eight ships
13:48through the Strait of Hormuz.
13:50Eight.
13:51Before the war, there were 138 ships a day going through that strait.
13:54That's not much of a gift.
13:56If this was love, actually, Donald Trump just got the Joni Mitchell CD.
14:01LAUGHTER
14:01Thankfully, the British ship HMS Dragon
14:03finally arrived in Cyprus this week,
14:05four weeks after the war began.
14:06More like dragging your heels, am I right?
14:09Oh, there we go.
14:10And just when you thought the British Navy couldn't look more embarrassing,
14:12this week they had to borrow a ship from Germany
14:15to fulfil their obligations in the Atlantic Ocean.
14:18How's that working, like, borrowing...
14:20Borrowing a ship off someone to take to war?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Like, is Keir Starmer having to go around the ship
14:25with a German bloke with a diagram,
14:26just marking off where the dents already are?
14:28LAUGHTER
14:30No, there's a scratch on the starboard side there, Keir.
14:33Just, yeah.
14:34The captain gets into the seats really far back.
14:37LAUGHTER
14:38The last thing he heard was,
14:39make sure you return it with a full tank.
14:42LAUGHTER
14:44So, look, as the ceasefire is extended
14:46and the world speculates as to how Donald Trump is behaving,
14:48we think we've found a pattern of bullshit, OK?
14:51Now, there's an acronym being used to describe Donald Trump's way of operating,
14:56and it's TARCO.
14:57Trump always chickens out.
15:00But we think something else is going on,
15:02and I think Donald Trump's hairstyle is the key to all this.
15:05LAUGHTER
15:08Now, Donald Trump likes to charge into things head first,
15:12but it doesn't always work out.
15:14Take Iran, for example.
15:15This is a map, a vague map, of the Strait of Hormuz, OK?
15:20OK, can you tell what it is yet?
15:24Um...
15:26LAUGHTER
15:27Ha-ha-ha!
15:29LAUGHTER
15:30APPLAUSE
15:34Now, Donald Trump attacked these guys,
15:38who then attacked all of these guys.
15:40They then blocked all of this up,
15:41stopping the oil coming from over here.
15:44As you can see, he's made an absolute mess of it.
15:47So, what does Donald Trump do?
15:49LAUGHTER
15:56He just brushes over it with claims of a peace deal
15:58that may or may not exist.
16:00All he needs is a sympathetic media
16:01to create a smoke screen and hold it in place.
16:04LAUGHTER
16:05Oh, that's fucking real.
16:09Hair?
16:10LAUGHTER
16:10I mean, it doesn't look unlike my hair now, does it?
16:14LAUGHTER
16:15But this isn't the first time Donald Trump has done this.
16:17Have a look at Stormy Daniels.
16:19Trump's lawyer paid $130,000 in hush money
16:23for her to keep quiet about allegations of an affair with Trump,
16:27which he denied.
16:29LAUGHTER
16:30Oh, I've got it in my mouth!
16:33LAUGHTER
16:35How about Trump University, set up in 2004?
16:40It didn't actually confer grades or degrees,
16:42and was the subject of a number of lawsuits.
16:45But three of those lawsuits,
16:47Donald Trump settled out of court for $25 million.
16:51LAUGHTER
16:53Then there was Trump Steaks.
16:57LAUGHTER
16:58That was with my eyes!
17:01LAUGHTER
17:01Trump Casino Atlantic City.
17:04LAUGHTER
17:07And Trump Shuttle,
17:09an airline that went under, ironically,
17:11partly due to a spike in fuel prices during the Gulf War.
17:15LAUGHTER
17:17That was like being in Guantanamo Bay.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:21Donald Trump has spent his entire life running headfirst into things,
17:25making an absolute mess,
17:26and then somehow managing to cover it all up.
17:28Which means TARCO doesn't stand for Trump Always Chickens Out.
17:32It actually stands for Trump Always Combs Over.
17:36LAUGHTER
17:38APPLAUSE
17:47And there you have it.
17:48Male, pattern, bullshit.
17:51LAUGHTER
17:53LAUGHTER
17:57All right, let's welcome tonight's guest.
17:59She's a singer who hosts dreaming retreats in the woods.
18:01He's a comedian who has a purple belt in jiu-jitsu.
18:04She's a lover and he's a fighter.
18:06It's Charlotte Church and Nabeel Abdul-Rashid.
18:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:30Hello!
18:33Charlotte, what do you make of the world at the moment?
18:37That can be an answer
18:40What do I make of the world I mean
18:43I think that
18:45We wouldn't be in this pickle if there were far more women in power all the way throughout the system
18:52And
18:54Yeah
18:56I think really the longer the short of it is
19:00Male egos
19:03Really
19:06No argument here
19:08No argument here
19:09And Nabil what have you made of Iran and Trump and all of it
19:14Well far be it from me to regurgitate crazy right wing conspiracy theories but
19:29I have to close off my chakras
19:31Now it's all the less fault you see what happened is Donald Trump follow me now Donald Trump
19:37Was friends with Elon Musk right and they staged a breakup but it was fake and Elon Musk was known
19:41for selling what?
19:42Electric cars
19:44That's right
19:44Now
19:46They fake that breakup he then starts what it makes oil
19:49Become expensive
19:51Donald Trump has been radicalized
19:54By just stop oil
20:05And
20:06I mean further proof is this
20:07What are they known for?
20:08They put orange paint on statues of leaders
20:13Stay woke people
20:21Now
20:22Charlotte you were asked to sing at Donald Trump's inauguration
20:26I was
20:27And I know this because in 2017 you tweeted and I quote your staff have asked me to sing at
20:32your inauguration
20:32A simple internet search would show I think you're a tyrant
20:36Buy
20:38For poo emojis
20:48Do you ever look back and think not enough poo emojis?
20:52Yes quite absolutely not enough poo emojis there's not enough poo emojis in the world
20:58This week Donald Trump's egomania reached new heights as a coin was approved with him on one side
21:03To mark America's 250th anniversary
21:05This is what the brash new coin reportedly looks like
21:09It looks like he's about to get a prostate exam
21:14I've had three prostate exams and I aced them all
21:26With a whole bunch of people
21:27I don't know who they were
21:31What's weird is in America
21:32Although look there are exceptions
21:34But it's generally illegal in America to have a living president on a coin
21:38I mean there's two ways of fixing that right
21:43There are some arguments over how big the coin should be
21:46Not surprisingly Trump wants it to be as big as possible
21:50So
21:51Bring in the coin
22:02Now this is the biggest one we can make
22:04As you can see this is the front
22:05But every head needs a tail
22:07So this is what the back looks like
22:24I'm pretty sure that's called butt coin
22:28We'll have more Last League for you after the break
22:30We'll log out of Facebook and limit our screen time
22:32See you in a little bit
22:48Welcome back to Last League
22:49We're joined by Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdul-Rashid
22:52In tech news tonight
22:54A woman in America has successfully sued Meta and YouTube
22:57Over her childhood addiction to social media
23:00Jurors found that both companies intentionally built
23:03Addictive social media platforms
23:04That harmed the 20 year olds mental health
23:06How do we all feel about this?
23:08I'm pleased they've lost
23:09I'm delighted they've lost
23:11I think it's excellent news
23:18Genuinely
23:19You actually sent me that in a Facebook message
23:21I think it's
23:23I think
23:24Obviously there's lots of positive things about social media
23:27But I think
23:29It's not just that
23:30I think companies aren't interested in stopping people addicted to it
23:34It is beneficial for them to make people addicted to it
23:37Their whole raison d'etre is to get people on it for as long as possible
23:41So everything they do on there
23:43Is to get people addicted
23:44To get people to keep going on it
23:46And so I think
23:48It's obvious that they're doing that
23:54Rochella, I mean, you run retreats in the woods
23:56This must be, like, perfect news for you
23:59Yeah, I think it's really important
24:01I mean, like, the scientific evidence is really
24:05I mean, it's not just compelling
24:08It's just completely self-evident at this juncture
24:11The cognitive decline
24:12The ways in which the, like, young people's brains are growing differently
24:16Because of addiction to social media and technology in general
24:21And look, this isn't to say, like, technology's not the bad thing
24:24Technology's a tool
24:25And technology can do some amazing things
24:27It's about the intention behind the technology
24:30And the people who have got control of the technology
24:33Are, um, horrific fascists
24:37And, uh
24:39And they are genuinely
24:41Like, they are, they are invested in, in us being, um
24:47You, you know, captive
24:49Yeah
24:49You know, in, in so many ways
24:51And our children being captive
24:52Captive
24:53So I, I believe, like, like, we can't wait for
24:57Governments and nation states
24:59To put in the legislation that, that protects us
25:02I think we have to practice guardianship
25:04In our own households and families
25:12Now, obviously, now it's been proved to be harmful
25:14Yeah
25:14Do you reckon they'll have warnings on it, like, cigarettes?
25:17You just lock onto Facebook
25:19Just see a photo of someone who's being catfished
25:23Naveel, anything to add?
25:25It's almost like billionaires don't care about people
25:35I, I have a restaurant policy
25:37When it comes to these things, right?
25:39So what, this is advice for you
25:40If you go to a Nigerian restaurant
25:41Or a Chinese restaurant
25:42Or a Thai restaurant
25:43And there's no Nigerians, no Chinese, no Thai
25:45Eating in there
25:46Don't eat there
25:47So, it's the same thing with these websites
25:49The owner of TikTok doesn't let his children on TikTok
25:51The fuck are you doing on TikTok?
25:55Yeah
25:59While we're talking social media
26:01The thumbs up emoji was voted this week
26:03As Britain's least favourite message icon
26:05People said it's blunt, lazy and rude
26:07Tell me about it
26:13Fucking get rid of it
26:15I don't think you should be allowed to do it in real life, either
26:19Good question
26:19What's everyone's most used emoji?
26:22I'm less of an emoji person
26:24I'm a chronic voice noter
26:26Oh
26:26I know, which is Marmitey, isn't it?
26:29Some people are like
26:29I think voice noting is a, is a superior form of communication
26:34As to the humble text
26:36Well, they're just cool
26:38This is true
26:40This is true
26:41You raise a very good point
26:42But also my husband's like on at me
26:45Often that my elongated, you know, sort of bambling voice notes
26:52Are a little self-indulgent, so
26:54How long is your longest voice note?
26:56I got one of eight minutes the other day
26:58Oh
26:58Yeah
26:59I'm not that bad
27:00I mean, I think I genuinely, like, generally keep it around three minutes longest
27:04Oh, okay
27:04I think that's all right
27:05I think that's all right
27:06My favourite emoji is, uh, that, that, that guy
27:10You know the big wide mouth guy
27:17You know, you know, you know, you know the one
27:19If he's got a big wide mouth and he looks shocked
27:25Oh, yeah, okay, yeah
27:26Do you know the one I mean?
27:27Yeah
27:27That guy
27:29I'll tell you what
27:30If we, I know, like, we've been going down on social media and technology
27:33But if someone can please make that into a sticker
27:38You know what I mean?
27:39Like, when there's an awkward situation
27:41That guy
27:42Oh, the teeth one
27:43That guy, yeah
27:44Oh, the teeth
27:45What did you show your teeth then?
27:51Meanwhile, Argos has ignited a debate this week after releasing a wooden influencer kit aimed at toddlers
27:57We've got one here
27:58It's for ages three and above
28:00I'm going to set it up for you
28:01There's a little tripod
28:03It comes with a ring light
28:05It comes with a phone
28:08And a camera
28:10And I guess that's like a little mini tablet of some sort
28:13Oh, and a microphone
28:14And a little microphone
28:15What do we think?
28:17I think the audience seemed horrified
28:19I mean, where does, like, I don't, I don't like that
28:22But, like, where does it, where does it stop?
28:24Like, my first OnlyFans kit?
28:26I mean
28:28Oh
28:32Nah
28:34The kid also comes with this adorable private plane to get you out of Dubai
28:43And look, we've decided to jump on board and make our own children's toy
28:46For kids who want to grow up to be on the last leg
28:48Yeah, so we've made, so we've got, we've got our very own, me and Josh
28:51We've made our very own Josh and Alex kits
28:54So here we go
28:55So I'm demonstrating, this is, this is to be your own very own Josh Widdicombe
28:59We've got the hair
29:00We've got the glasses
29:04We've got the podcast mic
29:09And we've got, oh, why have we put some nail clippers in it?
29:12Just for
29:12Well, because I've got so many nails on my feet
29:14Oh, right, yeah, yeah, of course
29:16And your nails
29:16You've got Josh's model in the Alex
29:19This is the Alex one
29:20So I've got the hair
29:20Yeah
29:21And then I've got the mittens
29:23Yeah, there you go
29:24You've got the little Alex Brooker hands
29:27Alex, I'll tell you what
29:28You wear them at Disney, you get to the front of the queue
29:32And then look, look at this
29:33Your very own, slide on prosthetic leg
29:38That's a whole, isn't it?
29:45Yeah, I'm going to be honest
29:47I think I took it in a slightly different direction
29:49I've got my first, my first bone saw
29:55And then I've got some strawberry flavoured anaesthetic
29:58And a shitload of bandages
29:59All in a little kit called the last leg amputation kit
30:10Kids at home, send in your videos
30:11Let us know how you got on
30:15And look, let's do a bit of royal news now
30:16The Sun this week said that the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson
30:19Once met with an American production company
30:20To discuss taking part in a TV reality show
30:23In which she would create clones of Queen Elizabeth's corgis
30:28I was worried that if she'd have taken it on
30:30It would have gone well
30:31Then the idea would have been to clone Andrew
30:35And then the clone would go to prison
30:38Oh, that's clever
30:39Do the jail time for him
30:40What if that went wrong
30:41And she mistakenly cloned 100 Andrews?
30:44That's the worst scenario
30:45God, yeah
30:46What would you rather fight?
30:47Like an Andrew made up of 100
30:49Like a massive 100 Andrew sized Andrew
30:51Or 100 little Andrews?
30:52Are we stoned?
30:54I think so
30:56I think that is
30:58This did give Josh and Alex an idea for a game though
31:00Oh, yes
31:00Yeah, it did
31:01Now, cloning corgis
31:04We were discussing this earlier this week
31:05And we said the point is
31:07There's no point cloning a corgi
31:09Because you can't tell them apart
31:10All corgis look the same
31:11And I'm telling you now
31:12If I had a pound for every time someone has said to me
31:14I can tell any corgis apart easily
31:16I'd have about £2.36
31:17By now
31:18So, we are going to put this to a test
31:21In a game
31:21We are calling
31:24Corgi eyes
31:27I can't believe my corgi eyes
31:35Yes
31:36Welcome
31:38To our brand new game show
31:40I can't believe my corgis
31:44So this is a game the Queen herself used to regularly play in a drawing room, right?
31:49In a moment, my dear friend Alex Brooker over there
31:52Hi
31:52And I are going to unveil nine pictures of corgis
31:56Okay
31:57But eight of them are the same corgi
32:01And one is a different corgi
32:03How do you find the different corgi?
32:07Basically, all you have to do is use the power of your own corgi eyes
32:10And tell us which is your one out
32:12But before we start
32:13I want to let you know
32:13This isn't just a silly game
32:15Because we have a very important special prize on offer
32:18For you
32:20This prize is worth winning if you don't live in a flat or have allergies
32:24Right
32:25Let's uncover the corgis
32:27Okay, so
32:28There's corg A
32:30Corg A
32:32Corg B
32:35Here's corg C
32:37Corg D
32:40Corg E
32:42Yeah, get it
32:43Corg F
32:44Corg F
32:45Corg G
32:47I can hear Charlotte's already playing along
32:48I'm sorry
32:50Corg H
32:51Okay
32:52Oh
32:53And corg I
32:54There you go
32:55Okay
32:56What do you think in the audience?
32:59Another word
33:02Which corgi are you going for?
33:04What are you going for?
33:05C's the real one
33:06C's the real one
33:07So what do you think, guys?
33:10I think we think
33:10Well, I'm thinking that C's the real one
33:13Simply because all the rest of them
33:14They're all real corgis
33:15They're all real corgis
33:16None of them are AI
33:17This isn't corg AI
33:19This isn't corg AI
33:20Oh, yes
33:22Yes, brother
33:24We're done
33:29So corg C is the
33:32Not the real one
33:33The uncloned one
33:35Do you agree with that, Nabil?
33:36I'm not sure
33:37There's something about corg AI
33:39That makes me
33:40It looks like it has some kind of substance
33:42But that's like
33:44You had some of that airspray weird
33:46Okay, so which are you going to lock in your answer?
33:48C, Charlotte?
33:49I'm going to go for C
33:50Nabil?
33:54What does that sound?
33:55Trying to see what I can recognize
33:57Yay!
34:01Woohoo!
34:02We're all for that sort of thing in this game
34:03Oh, yeah
34:04We probably need an answer
34:05Yeah
34:05I think that, uh, corgi
34:09Corgi
34:10So you think corgi
34:11And Charlotte, you said corg C
34:13C, yeah
34:13Corg C
34:15Oh, well, I can tell you
34:17It was a good try
34:18But it's not right
34:19Your eyes have deceived you
34:20You failed to spot the old corgi out
34:22And I can't believe you got it wrong
34:24It's corg D
34:25Oh
34:27Sorry
34:27You could have won
34:29You could have won the special prize
34:31Well, let's see what you could have won
34:32Let's bring it out
34:33Oh, gosh
34:35Corgi
34:36I can't believe that
34:40Corgi
34:41It is so ridiculous, corgi
34:44Oh, no
34:45Hello
34:46Oh, no
34:47Is it trained to bark on certain words?
34:51There's certain words, yeah
34:52He's, um, he's a little bit against a certain, uh, American president
34:56Ah
34:57Does it work?
34:59If I say Donald Trump
35:01Trump
35:07All right, we'll have more last leg for you after the break
35:10As we meet England's deaf women's futsal team
35:12And celebrate their massive victory
35:13We'll see you in a little bit
35:26Welcome back to last leg
35:28We're John Bachelet Church and Nabeel Abdul Rashid
35:30Uh, in disability news now
35:32A woman by the name of Becky Coleman
35:34Is hoping to become the first wheelchair user
35:36To row the Oxford and Cambridge boat race course in April
35:38Uh, she's here with us tonight
35:40So would you please welcome Becky Coleman
35:52Now, Becky, let's first say you're wearing a mask
35:54Because you really don't want to catch anything before the race
35:57Is that right?
35:57Yeah
35:58I've got to stay good for next week
35:59So, uh, yeah
36:00Awesome work
36:01So when did you start rowing?
36:02So I started rowing just under a year ago
36:05A couple of days before the Oxford and Cambridge boat race
36:08Actually, last April
36:09Right
36:10And what changes have to be made to the boat?
36:12Yeah, so I row with a fixed seat
36:14So I just row with my arms
36:16Um, and I also have stabilisers on the boat as well
36:18To add a bit of extra stability
36:20And you're the first person to do this
36:22So what's the plan for the future?
36:24Uh, possibly maybe do the head of the Charles in America at some point
36:28Um, so I know we've had a bit of a dig at the US this evening
36:31But maybe, still welcome
36:33Um, yeah, possibly that
36:35And maybe write a book at some point as well
36:37Kind of my experience with sepsis that I had a few years ago
36:40So, yeah
36:40And so, and like looking into your biog
36:42You were also an elite triathlete
36:44And a top 40 wheelchair tennis player
36:46So can you stop making the rest of us look bad?
36:49Yeah
36:56We, we do have a little, we do have a little gift for you
36:59We've got a little hands in a boat
37:01Uh, hands was our little, uh, Paralympic mascot
37:09There you go
37:09No worries
37:11Good luck, give us a wave, take hands with you
37:14Good luck, Becky
37:20Uh, Glenn said
37:22Is it okay that the women's England's deaf footballers are champions?
37:25Oh yes, it fucking is
37:27Uh, yes
37:28England won the European Deaf Futsal Championship
37:30After their, uh, 2-0 win against Poland
37:33In the final over the weekend
37:34Uh, here are some of the highlights
37:37Uh, this is the first goal from Lucinda Lawson
37:41Great finish
37:42Great finish
37:43Here are the scenes at the final whistle
37:49And here's the trophy left
37:56We are very excited to have them in the studio
37:58And they're just as excited to be here
38:00So put your hands in the air like you really care
38:02For the European champions
38:03The England Deaf Women's Futsal Team
38:32So congratulations to you all
38:34Zara, the captain
38:35Where's Zara?
38:36Zara, um, what changes are made to the rules of your game?
38:40Yeah, so it's an indoor five-a-side football style
38:43Um, obviously that's the format
38:45Uh, without the walls
38:46We play on a hard surface with a heavier ball
38:48Yeah
38:49So it's a little bit different than football
38:51Because we play indoors
38:52Um, but in terms of the Deaf Futsal game
38:54Uh, we obviously play without our hearing devices
38:57So everyone's on a level playing field
38:59And the referees are supposed to use flags instead of whistles
39:02Um, it doesn't always work out that way
39:04Especially when you see a referee blowing a whistle
39:06And everyone's still running
39:11So Kate, what are the challenges of playing, uh, Deaf Futsal?
39:14Well, we can't hear
39:15There's the first
39:24That's the start
39:25Um, I think that there's lots of different things that sort of play a part
39:29Um, so you-you've constantly got to be aware of every single little thing around you
39:34All the time
39:35Because as Zara said
39:36Sometimes you-you keep running
39:37Someone else has stopped
39:38And you-you end up clattering into each other sometimes
39:41Um, so on-on the court
39:44That's one thing
39:45And then off the court
39:46Uh, we've actually got
39:48We've all got full-time jobs
39:50Um, and then you've got Ellie with a full-time job
39:53And she's also her mum
39:54And Forrest came out to support us as well
39:56So there's lots of different challenges
39:58Uh, and Maisie
39:59Uh, how do you communicate with each other?
40:02Yeah, so when we get each other's attention
40:04We use BSL
40:04So every country will have their own sort of sign language
40:07Um, but to be honest
40:08The hardest part is actually getting the person's attention in the first place
40:11Um, I think some people can pick up a bit of sounds
40:14You can yell at them and they will hear you
40:16Most of us it's frantic waving of hands
40:18Trying to get people's attention
40:19Or if you're Ellie Better
40:20Would you like to jump up and down and stomp your feet
40:22And still not get the person's attention
40:24Yeah
40:25Uh, and Sophie
40:26You're 16
40:2817
40:2817
40:2917, pardon me
40:30Uh, so were you calling home regularly?
40:34No
40:37I, to be fair, probably call my friend more than I actually call my own mum
40:40Which, I'm sorry mum, but, um
40:44That sounds more important there
40:47Wow
40:47Um, and look
40:49We want to end the show by singing Football's Coming Home
40:52Or Futsal's Coming Home
40:53But we also want to sign it while we do it
40:55So Lucinda, can you show us how to sign
40:57It's Coming Home, Futsal's Coming Home
41:05It's Coming Home
41:07Does it have to be the right hand?
41:09So let's, let's try
41:11It's coming home
41:12It's coming home
41:14It's coming
41:16Futsal's Coming Home
41:18It's a very small house I've got here
41:22It's a very small house I've got here
41:44I think we've got it
41:45We'll see you in a little bit
42:00Welcome back to Last Leg
42:01We're John Mo Salah Church and Nabil Abdul Rashid
42:04Uh, we're going to recap some news you might have missed this week
42:07Um, sharks swimming in the Bahamas
42:09Have been found to have traces of cocaine in their blood
42:13Yeah, because sharks aren't cocky enough
42:17Although I reckon it would be easier to get away from a shark
42:20If before they bit you, they had to tell you about crypto
42:24I imagine them so off their nut
42:26That in the water they're doing the Jaws music themselves
42:32We're going to need a bigger mirror
42:33Why, why has my thing gone smaller?
42:36I think that would be called the grinding Jaws music
42:39Uh, along with the great white powder
42:41Sharks were also found to have had caffeine in their system
42:44I know, I don't know if you've ever seen an over-caffeinated shark
42:47Who's also taking cocaine
42:48Uh, it's pretty much the same vibe as an estate agent's Christmas party
42:53Uh, meanwhile a former Tory MP named Crispin Blunt
42:56Oh my boy
42:57Was revealed this week to have been in possession of crystal meth
42:59Uh, police also found cannabis
43:01Presumably for a joint
43:02Or as it's now known on the street
43:04A Crispin Blunt
43:06Uh, he, how's it
43:07He represented himself in court
43:09Which is never a good sign
43:10Uh, and said that he hosted
43:11Drug-fuelled chemsex parties at his house
43:14In order to help inform government policy
43:17No, he didn't
43:48What?
43:48What?
43:48Oh my days
43:48Squirrel was caught on film in London this week
43:50Handling a vape in Brixton
43:52Brr
43:56Here is
43:57Here is the startling footage
44:02Uh, there it is
44:04Squirrel with a vape
44:05Oh
44:06I know, somewhere in the Caribbean
44:07There's a shark on cocaine going
44:09Eh, soft cock
44:13Uh, and finally
44:14Ipswich Town Football Club
44:15Were forced to release a statement this week
44:17After reform leader Nigel Farage
44:19Ooooooooh
44:23I couldn't help it
44:25Oh, fuck that guy
44:27I know, you hate Ipswich
44:28I fucking
44:32Huge Norwich fan
44:35Nigel Farage posted
44:36These promotional photos of himself
44:37On a tour of the stadium
44:39With the phrase
44:39I've never been too bad
44:40On the right wing
44:41Fuck off
44:42Sorry
44:42Uh, the club pointed out
44:44It wasn't an official visit
44:45And that they do not support
44:46Any political viewpoint
44:48Uh, yes
44:49Just reflect how embarrassed
44:50The Ipswich town
44:52The Ipswich fans are so embarrassed
44:54Like, even more so than Arsenal fans
44:56And Bin Laden supported us
44:57Yeah
44:58Uh
45:01Ipswich's rivals Norwich
45:02Hit back with this cheeky post
45:03Saying
45:04Book a stadium tour of Carrow Road
45:05Terms and conditions
45:06Will most definitely apply
45:09Uh, alright
45:10We're about to end the show
45:10By celebrating
45:11The England women's
45:12Deaf futsal team
45:13Winning the European Championships
45:14But before we do
45:15Would you please thank our guests
45:16Charlotte Church
45:20And Nabeel Abdul-Rashin
45:24And my co-host
45:25Josh Whittaker
45:27And Alex Brocker
45:30We'll be back next week
45:31With comedian Josh Pugh
45:32TV legend Lorraine Kelly
45:34And online sensation Steve Bracknell
45:35But right now
45:36It's time to celebrate
45:37The England women's
45:38And I'm
45:38Yeah, do you know what?
45:39I'm going to put these on as well
45:41The England women's
45:41Deaf futsal team
45:42Who last weekend
45:44Won the European Championship
45:50Hit the music?
45:54Hit the music
45:55It's coming home
45:57It's coming home
45:58It's coming
46:10There we go
46:11Everyone seems to know the score
46:16We've heard it all before
46:19We've heard it all before
46:19But not them
46:21They were sure
46:23That England would just blow them away
46:28With a brilliant display
46:30Show them all how to play
46:32Cause they remembered
46:34Three lines on a shirt
46:38Everybody cheering
46:40It takes twice the work
46:44To win
46:46To win with
46:47Without
46:47Shearing
46:59It's coming home
47:02It's coming
47:03It's coming
47:05But the soul's
47:07Coming home
47:08It's coming
47:09It's coming
47:11Home
47:11It's coming
47:13But the soul's
47:14Coming home
47:15Thanks for watching
47:16The Last Leg
47:17My name's Adam Hills
47:18We'll see you next week
47:19For The Next Leg
47:26We'll see you next week
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