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Crackhead S01E05 (2026)
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00:06Oh, my God.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:06Someone should have told me Mitch is...
01:10You was over there.
01:11Thank you, Michael.
01:13You okay?
01:16Yeah, just...
01:17baby cramps.
01:18All right, before you're going to tell me about...
01:21Nothing.
01:23Can I get my phone back now?
01:25It's been over a week.
01:26Oh, that's the boss.
01:43Hey, have you seen...
01:46What?
01:47What are you doing?
01:48What?
01:48What do you want, Froggy?
01:50You seen Alcat?
01:52Huh?
01:52Oh, no, it's probably unlike the penthouse.
01:54What?
01:55He'll figure it out.
01:56Of course.
02:00Oh, man.
02:02H-T-I-T-U-T.
02:06H-T-I-T-U-T.
02:08H-T-I-T-U-T.
02:10H-T-I-T-U-T.
02:11H-T-I-T-U-T.
02:27Oh, Vicky and my daughter arrive soon.
02:30Shit, is that today?
02:32Yeah.
02:33It'll be fine.
02:37Do you remember Sarah's family session?
02:40Yeah.
02:41I would rather jump off that roof than go through that.
02:44Oi.
02:57I'm Hapu.
02:59What?
03:01How?
03:02I fucked a guy.
03:05I mean, how in here?
03:10All right, well, congratulations and all that.
03:19What are you going to do?
03:20I don't know.
03:22A baby's not something I've thought about.
03:24It's not something I want to think about.
03:28What lies ahead for you?
03:31You're not up to the treatment.
03:32I don't fucking know.
03:34I never think about that either.
03:40Well, you do have options.
03:41You know, you don't have to go through it if you don't want to.
03:47But I'd love to be a granddad if you do.
03:53Fucking finally!
03:54Fuck off!
03:56Shit.
03:56Sorry, but I'm...
03:57I got something that might help with the...
04:10I got your abortion pills.
04:12Fuck off you did.
04:14I did!
04:15How?
04:16I told my sister I'd been roofing with horse laxatives.
04:18Now my baby's deformed.
04:19I need an abortion.
04:23You take the first pill, followed by four more, you'll get some cramps and bleeding, but that's just your body
04:30getting rid of the baby bits.
04:33Fucking show me.
04:37Fucking Mitch.
04:39Fucking Mitch what?
04:42She must have taken them.
04:44Well, we just need to get them back.
04:46I can't just get them back.
04:47She's a fucking child killer.
04:48If you don't get them back, I'll tell everyone that you're not a poo.
04:52What you up to, Mitch?
04:54I'm going to tell you about that later.
04:59Lucy, you can come over and join us in London.
05:03That sounds like a great idea.
05:05What you up to, Mitch?
05:07Making baby birdies.
05:09Or little mouse's baby mouse.
05:13I think you have something that belongs to Frankie.
05:17What are you talking about?
05:18The pills that were under her mattress.
05:21I didn't take any pills.
05:23Fucking do something.
05:25Tell us where the pills are, you crazy fuck!
05:28I would appreciate it if little mouse didn't use that language.
05:33Five minutes until group therapy, eh?
05:35Yeah.
05:36Yep.
05:39So you know what?
05:40You two can sit up.
05:42Cool?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Sweet.
05:47Where are the pills, Mitch?
05:49Maybe they fell.
05:51Or got lost.
05:54Fuck.
05:59Fucking useless.
06:03Fucking useless.
06:07Elves.
06:07Go in two lines, like that.
06:09Dears go in a line facing us.
06:12They're on display like this.
06:14Just like a firing squad.
06:16Hey, you should have told me Mitch is a farmer what?
06:22A great knitter.
06:23Sit down, Frankie.
06:41Thank you for coming.
06:42We're so glad you've continued to participate in Graham's therapy.
06:46How are things at home?
06:48It's, um, it's actually been quite good.
06:51How so?
06:52Well, his drinking.
06:54It was just so much.
06:55He was drinking until he was...
06:57Vicky, please don't.
06:57Can I speak?
06:58He was caught running naked down the main street.
07:01Vicky.
07:01He was drugging himself up.
07:03Please.
07:03Before seeing patients.
07:04Look, not just in front.
07:05I already know all of this dead.
07:07The whole fucking town does.
07:10I'm sorry, Graham.
07:12It's just been easier.
07:14Meow.
07:19Sorry.
07:20Carry on.
07:21We just think that maybe it will be better.
07:24Meow.
07:28Meow.
07:31Get back in your seat.
07:33Meow.
07:38Meow.
07:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
07:51Everyone.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53So sorry.
07:54Meow.
07:55What do you say?
07:59Stop them out.
08:00Meow.
08:03Meow.
08:06Meow.
08:07Meow.
08:07Meow.
08:07Meow.
08:08Meow.
08:09I love you!
08:10I love you!
08:15I love you!
08:27Make a sound and I'll fucking stab you.
08:31Hurry the fuck up.
08:32Are you sure about this?
08:34Shut the fuck up, Frankie.
08:36Frankie needs the abortion pills to get rid of the babies.
08:39Because Frankie needs to have the baby.
08:40Frankie doesn't want the fucking baby.
08:42The baby is a gift.
08:44Frankie is a piece of shit drug addict.
08:46You should not be giving birth to a deformed baby.
08:48Abortion is murder.
08:49Give me my fucking pills then.
08:54Mummy?
08:59Tell me where the pills are, Mummy.
09:07Don't be frightened little mouse.
09:09I'm doing this for you.
09:17Oh put it out!
09:19You're a fucking crazy bitch!
09:21Lydia, fuck that bitch!
09:24Lydia, fuck that bitch!
09:26Lydia!
09:26Lydia, enough!
09:26What the hell is going on?
09:28I'm just helping.
09:30Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
09:31I'm just helping.
09:33She's my little mouse.
09:34She needs her, Mommy.
09:38No, Mitch.
09:40Frankie's not your daughter.
09:41She does.
09:42Hey, Michelle.
09:43No.
09:44Take it easy.
09:44No.
09:45Michelle.
09:46Frankie's not your daughter.
09:49Miriam was your daughter.
09:54And you killed her.
09:58No.
10:00No.
10:07What?
10:08No, no, no, no.
10:09Ah!
10:11Ah!
10:14Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:19Ah!
10:20Ah!
10:33Hi. You okay?
10:37You're needed.
10:39I don't want to see her.
10:43Good to go now, eh?
10:50A recent change of need to do it.
10:52Well, I need to try something new.
10:54You didn't inform me.
10:55I'm a psychiatrist. I don't need to try anything new.
10:57I run the day today. I know Mitch. I know what's best for her.
11:01There's a clavicle trial for schizophrenia that has just been approved.
11:04If we move her to Caulfo House, we can try the new treatment safely.
11:10Mitch stays exactly where she is.
11:12Come in, Frankie.
11:15Come on.
11:22Mitch has had a bit of a setback.
11:24Will she be okay?
11:26Yeah, I think she's gonna be good.
11:27Conditions like schizophrenia often persist over time.
11:30At this rate, she'll require this level of care for the rest of her life.
11:35How is she...
11:37Other than the schizophrenia?
11:42Like, uh, does she have any cramps or bleeding or...
11:47What?
11:48I don't know. Is it physical or is it just a mental thing?
11:51It's a mental thing.
11:53Other than the schizophrenia, she's fine.
11:55Sedated and sleeping.
11:58But we think it's best if we move you back into your old room.
12:02Step out of line again and I'll take her back.
12:08Oh, and Frankie, Lydia has been here a long time.
12:13Watch her step there.
12:15Don't fucking break it.
12:15모두 fuck him, Frankie.
12:17I'm not, oh, and Frankie.
12:27Don't fucking break it.
12:27Don't stick me, Toby.
12:29You idiot.
12:30Don't stick me, sweetie.
12:31Don't fucking break it.
12:34Don't mess.
12:34There, you know.
12:36You know, you know, I should be sleeping for the rest of the круг.
12:38You know, I don't go.
12:41Mitch, don't fucking bring it.
12:44Shit.
12:44Okay, stop.
12:46Stop.
12:48I'm getting rid of it, Frankie.
12:52My way.
12:54Okay.
12:59Our kid's trying to self-aboard.
13:01She's in her room.
13:02She's...
13:02Slow down.
13:03She's what?
13:04Our kid's pregnant and she's got...
13:05You're both pregnant.
13:06She's got knitting needles.
13:08Go!
13:15Get off me!
13:18Get off me!
13:20Get off me!
13:20Get off me!
13:21Get off me!
13:22Get off me!
13:23Get off me!
13:26Get off me!
13:27Get off me!
13:30Get off me!
13:33Get off me!
13:34Get off me!
13:36Get off me!
13:36Get off me!
13:36Get off me!
13:36Get off me!
13:37Get off me!
13:38Get off me!
13:39Get off me!
13:40Get off me!
13:40Get off me!
13:41Get off me!
13:41I'm sorry.
13:45You've reached Emma.
13:46Please leave him in.
13:47Come on!
13:49Come on!
14:05Come on!
14:06No!
14:10Hey?
14:12Em!
14:12Not now!
14:15Please, can you just stop for a second?
14:17Please, Em!
14:18Look, I'm sorry, okay?
14:20I was drunk.
14:21I don't know...
14:21I don't know...
14:22I don't know...
14:23...how it happened.
14:24I mean, nothing.
14:25Where's my old phone?
14:26The fuck about the phone, okay?
14:28Don't touch me!
14:29She wouldn't stop, okay?
14:31And now she's haphu!
14:32And what if I'm...
14:34You think you're the father?
14:39I don't know!
14:40You're fucking pathetic.
14:41I fucking hate you!
14:46My sister fucks anything that moves the good luck getting through that list.
14:53When?
14:56It was after your death's a future.
15:02Fuck!
15:02Fuck!
15:05Fuck!
15:06I'm gonna...
15:35Accepted a minute!
15:37All right, you lot. Enough gawking. Move on.
15:44She okay?
15:45You okay?
15:47In the pregnancy, that's okay?
15:50Yeah, it's going great.
15:52I'm just going to go for a diet.
15:54Oh, can I have one?
15:56Oi.
15:57You want one of those?
16:16Everyone got a bit carried away today, eh?
16:20Is Vicky okay?
16:23No.
16:26I thought you'd better off without the scabby wallopper.
16:28What? He is.
16:31I wish she's better off without me.
16:39Thanks, Mamos.
16:42Why hospital?
16:44Why not just keep our cat nicer for the night?
16:46Was it like a suicide watch?
16:48No, it's just to start the process of abortion, that's all.
16:52You're both pregnant.
16:53So?
16:54Well, who's the father of all these babies?
16:57Don't look at me.
16:58What?
16:58The old man and the pussycat go up to the roof every day.
17:01Just, just leave it.
17:02What about you?
17:04Fuck that.
17:04I don't, like, make a terrible diet.
17:06Just said, fucking, that's enough.
17:08This should take five minutes, sure?
17:19What?
17:20I just can't wait to be a diet.
17:22You didn't even come.
17:24I did a wee bit before the job eat.
17:28It was like a baby come.
17:29Oh.
17:42It was like a baby come.
17:45It was like a baby come.
17:45It was like a baby come.
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17:58It was like a baby come.
17:59It was like a baby come.
18:01It was like a baby come.
18:08Let's go.
18:33One more time for the old school, do this one more time for the old school, do this one more
18:37time for the old school.
19:03One more time for the old school, do this one more time for the old school, do this one more
19:14time for the old school.
19:35One more time for the old school, do this one more time for the old school, do this one more
19:58time for the old school.
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