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00:00:00Je suis Ivy Everly,
00:00:01Romantic optimiste,
00:00:03Frozen banana seller,
00:00:04et aujourd'hui,
00:00:06une jeune jeune jeune.
00:00:07Dail, mon bébé,
00:00:09sera finalement mon premier.
00:00:34Dail!
00:00:36What are you doing?
00:00:37What does it look like he's doing?
00:00:38He's fucking me.
00:00:40How could you do this?
00:00:43How could you do this?
00:00:46I had to.
00:00:47You're like a frigid virgin.
00:00:50I'm a man.
00:00:51I have my needs,
00:00:52and I can't wait for you forever.
00:00:55But...
00:00:57I thought you loved me.
00:00:59I was just saying that to get you to have sex.
00:01:02Duh.
00:01:04I mean, Ivy,
00:01:05of course you fell in love with me.
00:01:07I mean, look at you.
00:01:08You're selling frozen bananas,
00:01:11and I'm over here writing one.
00:01:13You're saving your virginity, dude.
00:01:16I mean, you're a fucking joke.
00:01:17Yeah, Ivy.
00:01:19Look,
00:01:20why don't you go find someone else to bore to death?
00:01:25You make me sick.
00:01:26She's gonna cry.
00:01:29Bye-bye.
00:01:30Bye, Ivy.
00:01:32Do you wanna go again?
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Let's go.
00:01:40What is wrong with you, Ivy?
00:01:43Karen fucked every guy in town,
00:01:45and you can't even get your own boyfriend to have sex with you.
00:01:50Although he's not your boyfriend anymore.
00:01:53I'm gonna die a virgin.
00:01:57Hey, Ivy.
00:02:00I'm black.
00:02:20I'll be right back.
00:02:21I don't know, you won't go again.
00:02:23You won't I'm back.
00:02:23You're running out of me.
00:02:26I'm helping.
00:02:26You have a tent.
00:02:26You're running out of me.
00:02:27I'm going to be right back.
00:02:27You're making me.
00:02:27I'm going to die.
00:02:28I'm going to die.
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00:06:05Je veux que tu m'embrasse ici.
00:06:13Je veux que tu m'embrasse ici.
00:06:13Je ne pense pas que tu m'embrasse.
00:06:15Je pense que c'est le champagne qui parle.
00:06:17Et...
00:06:18Vous devriez sauver votre virginité pour quelqu'un de spécial.
00:06:22Vous ne voulez pas moi, either!
00:06:24Non, c'est pas ça.
00:06:25Je...
00:06:27Ivy...
00:06:28Uh...
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00:07:03Maison O'Neil est un total fuckboy.
00:07:15Comment je ne peux pas vous, Ivy ?
00:07:18Je n'ai jamais voulu plus que vous.
00:08:00True.
00:08:03I swear, I've always been the good girl.
00:08:07Loyal, cautious, inexperienced.
00:08:11Well, let's face it, you're uptight.
00:08:16Maggie!
00:08:16Hey, well that's true.
00:08:24It's time for me to take control of my body and my life.
00:08:31And I'm gonna start.
00:08:35Right now.
00:08:43Why did you reject me last night?
00:08:46Uh, I didn't reject you, I just didn't want to take advantage.
00:08:51You wouldn't have been taking advantage.
00:08:53I'm a modern adult woman and I control my body.
00:08:57Oh, is that so?
00:09:00It's time for me to lose my virginity.
00:09:06Hey, can you like maybe keep your voice down, please?
00:09:14I want you to be my sex coach.
00:09:18I'm sorry, what?
00:09:21Look, you have a reputation for being good with women.
00:09:25God knows you slept with enough of them.
00:09:27Well, I don't, I don't know about that.
00:09:29I want to lose my virginity.
00:09:30And I need you to help me prepare for it.
00:09:33So that when it happens, I'll know what I'm doing.
00:09:35And I'll do it well.
00:09:38Or something.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:44Hey, you're a smarty.
00:09:46You're working on your college essays, right?
00:09:49Yes.
00:09:49Well, you know, I kind of need one.
00:09:51And I'm not that good at writing essays, you know?
00:09:55And?
00:09:56And I'll help you get ready for sex if you help me write my essay.
00:10:03Fine.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Oh, and nobody can know about this, okay?
00:10:08Like, I sort of have a reputation to protect.
00:10:13And you have to also promise not to fall in love with me.
00:10:17Get over yourself.
00:10:19Do we have a deal or not?
00:10:21Okay, baby girl.
00:10:25I'll teach you how to be bad.
00:10:29Deal.
00:10:35Okay, bye.
00:11:06What?
00:11:09What are we doing here?
00:11:13You can't enjoy sex if you're afraid of it.
00:11:15So you've got to conquer your fears.
00:11:18Tonight we start with darkness.
00:11:22Baby steps.
00:11:26Hey, relax, you're okay.
00:11:29I'm totally relaxed.
00:11:32Look, the more relaxed you are, the easier this will be.
00:11:36Here.
00:11:40Dance with me.
00:11:46Breathe.
00:11:47Breathe, take deep breaths.
00:11:50And stop thinking.
00:11:51This isn't about logic.
00:11:54This is about...
00:11:55feeling.
00:12:00The inner voice sector.
00:12:12You're pretty good.
00:12:14You're pretty good.
00:12:19I'm not sure...
00:12:21You're pretty good.
00:12:23I love you.
00:12:25And I love you.
00:12:27You're not.
00:12:27It's about...
00:12:27You're pretty good.
00:12:30I love you.
00:13:31Oh my god, shut the fuck up, Karen
00:13:35Okay, um, since when do you care about this loser?
00:13:38Mason, if you're not careful, you're gonna start smelling like dumpster diva soon
00:13:45Fuck you, slut
00:13:50What the fuck did you just say to me?
00:13:53Ivy, Ivy, Ivy
00:13:56Let's go
00:13:59Let's go
00:14:03Hey
00:14:05Thanks for throwing me under the bus
00:14:06No, I wasn't trying to throw you
00:14:07Whatever, let's just write the letters
00:14:18Not good enough
00:14:19Just read mine
00:14:22Why don't you tell me why you're so pissed off?
00:14:27Because you completely embarrassed me
00:14:29In front of my ex who dumped me
00:14:31And my nemesis
00:14:32The bitch he dumped me for
00:14:33I couldn't let them know what was going on
00:14:35We said we were gonna keep things secret
00:14:36And, like, you know, I have a reputation to protect
00:14:39You're such a dick
00:14:44Listen, I'm sorry
00:14:47You're right
00:14:47I was wrong
00:14:48It won't happen again
00:14:50Now, can you please help me with my essay?
00:14:52Like, I'm totally stuck
00:14:56Okay
00:14:58Tell me about yourself
00:15:00Uh, like what?
00:15:03How about your family?
00:15:04To start
00:15:06Uh, okay
00:15:07Well, I live with my dad
00:15:09He works in construction
00:15:11Um, my mom died when I was ten
00:15:13Of cancer
00:15:13So, uh, I want to study medicine
00:15:15So that I can cure cancer
00:15:23What?
00:15:25Nothing
00:15:26Um
00:15:28What are you looking at?
00:15:30Nothing
00:15:31I just
00:15:31I didn't know
00:15:33I mean
00:15:33Sorry, I just
00:15:34You don't seem
00:15:36You know what?
00:15:38Forget it
00:15:40Just
00:15:41Go home and write about what you told me
00:15:42Write about it
00:15:43And
00:15:44I promise we'll turn it into an essay
00:15:48Okay
00:15:50You go home and you practice kissing
00:16:05You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:16:07Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate
00:16:19Hey baby
00:16:24Mom
00:16:25You're awake
00:16:26You should go to bed
00:16:28Aren't you tired?
00:16:29No
00:16:30Don't worry about me
00:16:32What's with you?
00:16:35What?
00:16:36You look different
00:16:38You're like glowing
00:16:39What happened?
00:16:40Where were you?
00:16:41Nothing
00:16:44Nothing
00:16:44I just
00:16:46I got
00:16:47A tutoring job
00:16:48I'm helping someone write his college essay for Harvard
00:16:52Oh, my brilliant daughter
00:16:54You know, you could go to Harvard if I could afford it
00:16:57Mom
00:16:57City college is more than fine
00:17:00Don't even think about it
00:17:02I love you
00:17:05How's Dale?
00:17:07We broke up
00:17:08Oh
00:17:11Good riddance
00:17:12I never liked him
00:17:14He seemed like a doofbag
00:17:16Mom
00:17:18Well, there's someone better out there for you
00:17:21Someone that's just perfect for you
00:17:32And when you find that person
00:17:34You'll never want to let him go
00:17:40Oh, I made you a sex syllabus, by the way
00:17:44A sex syllabus?
00:17:46Correct
00:17:47As everyone knows
00:17:49There are four bases in sex
00:17:51Okay
00:17:52Base one, kissing
00:17:55Check
00:17:59Base two is touching up there
00:18:01Just so you know
00:18:03Base three is stimulating down there
00:18:06But I've broken this base into two steps, okay?
00:18:10So step three is touching down there
00:18:13You following?
00:18:14Yes
00:18:14Eyes on me
00:18:15Yes
00:18:17Step four is oral sex
00:18:20And then finally step five
00:18:23Home run
00:18:25Stop blushing
00:18:29I'm not blushing
00:18:30Yeah, you are
00:18:33Oh, have you thought about who you want to lose your virginity to?
00:18:37Not really
00:18:39I just don't really know that many guys
00:18:42What?
00:18:43Oh, come on
00:18:45We gotta change that
00:18:46Like, tell me what you're looking for in a man
00:18:49Um
00:18:51Smart
00:18:54Kind
00:18:59Empathetic
00:19:02Curious
00:19:04Ambitious
00:19:05Ambitious
00:19:05Oh
00:19:06Oh
00:19:09And hot
00:19:11Yeah
00:19:13No, that sounds totally reasonable, good luck finding that
00:19:16And that
00:19:19I'll go find that
00:19:20Okay
00:19:22Okay
00:19:34Hey Ivy
00:19:37Dale
00:19:38Dale
00:19:38You're looking hot
00:19:40Shut up, Dale
00:19:43Okay
00:19:44Um
00:19:45So
00:19:46Karen and I, we broke up
00:19:49And I was wondering
00:19:51If
00:19:51The answer is no
00:19:52So you can fuck off
00:19:54Well, you don't have to be a fucking fuck
00:19:58Off
00:19:59Off
00:20:00Off
00:20:09Well, that isn't the dollar store, Duchess
00:20:12Hey, Countess Cringe
00:20:14Hmm
00:20:16Nice sign for a
00:20:18Lost cause
00:20:20What do you want, Karen?
00:20:23I'll take
00:20:24A banana
00:20:31Hmm
00:20:59That's what I do to Mason
00:21:14You done for the day?
00:21:21Oh my god
00:21:27What?
00:21:28Nothing
00:21:29Um, I just
00:21:30Uh
00:21:32Um
00:21:33What are you doing here?
00:21:34Uh, you know
00:21:35I thought it'd be a good time
00:21:36To scope out some candidates
00:21:39Candidates
00:21:40Yeah
00:21:42For your first time?
00:21:43Oh
00:21:45Okay
00:21:45Yeah, let's do it
00:21:54Oh, him?
00:21:57A mama's boy
00:21:58Pass
00:22:01Pass
00:22:01Oh, what about
00:22:02Uh
00:22:05Pass
00:22:06Mm
00:22:08Ooh
00:22:12Him?
00:22:13Oh my god
00:22:14No
00:22:22Him?
00:22:27Okay, it's like you don't want me to lose my virginity or something
00:22:30Oh, well, okay
00:22:31Okay, it's like you don't want me to lose my virginity or something
00:22:37Well, okay, well
00:22:43Um, well, what's with the button and the signs?
00:22:47Oh, we're just rallying the community
00:22:50Fighting these finance jerks who are trying to put us out of business so that they can get the land
00:22:53Mm
00:22:55We need this stand so that we can pay the bills
00:22:59Mom doesn't make enough as a bartender
00:23:02This sucks, I'm sorry
00:23:04She can't work any more hours than she already does
00:23:07Can't be good for her
00:23:14Put this on
00:23:14Oh, I would, but
00:23:18Oh, whoops
00:23:19Yeah
00:23:19Well, just whenever you can then
00:23:21Okay
00:23:23Thank you
00:23:24Yeah
00:23:24Uh, okay, well, I gotta run
00:23:26Gotta go to work
00:23:27But, um, later
00:23:29Step two
00:23:31Be ready
00:23:46No
00:23:48Keep it together, Ivy
00:23:58Hey, Dad
00:23:59We need to talk
00:24:00Just go ahead and call me back, okay?
00:24:09Where did you get all of this?
00:24:10I stole them from my mom
00:24:20That's so not sexy
00:24:23I know
00:24:23But what am I gonna do?
00:24:25He's gonna be touching my boobs tonight
00:24:29That's exciting
00:24:57I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:00Although, I don't really know what sexy feels like to begin with
00:25:03I wouldn't know
00:25:04Don't ask me
00:25:08I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:11I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:12I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:13I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:15I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:18I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:20I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:21I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:21I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:21I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:22I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:22I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:22I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:23I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:23I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:23I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:25I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:26I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:27I don't feel sexy at all
00:25:33I don't feel sexy at all
00:42:21I'm sweating
00:42:22Yeah
00:42:23I'm sweating
00:42:25I'm sweating
00:42:26You got this?
00:42:27You got it?
00:42:28Okay
00:42:29Nice
00:42:34You're welcome
00:42:37I want to keep going
00:42:45Sorry
00:42:53I want this to feel safe
00:43:00Das?
00:43:01And I want this to feel good
00:43:05Okay
00:43:30I want this to feel good
00:43:34I want this to feel good
00:43:55I think
00:43:57I think that was my favorite step
00:44:01Good
00:44:07And I think that this next step will be your favorite
00:44:13Oh, no, I mean, we can plan on that part first
00:44:18I work at a frozen banana steel
00:44:25Oh
00:44:31Oh
00:44:33Oh
00:44:33Oh
00:44:34Oh my god, I
00:44:44Okay
00:44:45Okay
00:44:46Okay
00:44:46Yeah
00:44:47You, um
00:44:48You definitely know what you're doing
00:44:53So, um
00:44:56You've completed the syllabus
00:44:58You win
00:44:59You get the prize
00:45:01You're welcome
00:45:05And
00:45:07Thank you
00:45:09Really
00:45:10This was a great syllabus
00:45:12And you
00:45:15Were
00:45:17A good teacher
00:45:26I am crazy about you
00:45:31I've had a crush on you since the second grade
00:45:33My god
00:45:34And
00:45:36The only reason I did any of this
00:45:39Lied about the letter
00:45:43Was so that I could get close to you
00:45:51Ivy
00:45:55Say something
00:45:59Please
00:46:13I want you to be my first
00:46:15I can't believe this is happening
00:46:30You have turned me into a bad girl
00:46:33Mason, on you
00:46:34Only in the best possible way
00:46:40I think it's time I turn you into a good boy
00:46:47What do you mean by that?
00:46:49I mean
00:46:53You're gonna meet my mom
00:46:56Right now
00:46:57Right now
00:46:58Yeah
00:46:58Right now
00:47:00Right now, okay
00:47:12Mom
00:47:14You awake?
00:47:16I have someone I want you to meet
00:47:21Mom?
00:47:23Mom?
00:47:23Mom?
00:47:41Sweetheart, I'm fine now
00:47:43Don't look so worried
00:47:44Mom, you're not fine
00:47:46You had a heart attack
00:47:49The doctor said that you need surgery
00:47:51Or it could happen again at any moment
00:47:53Honey, the insurance doesn't cover the surgery
00:47:55And we don't have the money
00:47:57But I just need some rest, okay
00:48:00I'll be as good as new
00:48:01I promise you
00:48:04It's happened because you push yourself so damn hard
00:48:08It's those damn finance people
00:48:10No, Ivy
00:48:11We'll always figure things out, okay
00:48:14What's important is that
00:48:15You and I are together
00:48:20I can't lose you, Mom
00:48:22You won't
00:48:25Now, aren't you going to introduce this young man to me?
00:48:31Mom, this is Mason
00:48:35Mason, this is my mom
00:48:36Nice to meet you, Mason
00:48:38I assume you're the reason she's been smiling so much lately
00:48:42Mom
00:48:44It's really nice to meet you, Mrs. Everly
00:48:46Oh, please, call me Nancy
00:48:49And thank you so much for taking such good care of my daughter
00:48:52Of course
00:48:54She means the world to me
00:48:56And I'll make sure I can do whatever I can to help the both of you
00:49:02I like this one
00:49:09I'm going to spend the night here
00:49:12I'll see you tomorrow
00:49:13Of course, yeah
00:49:15Hey, just text me if you need anything, okay?
00:49:38Good news, Miss
00:49:40Your surgery and hospital stay have been paid in full
00:49:44What? By whom?
00:49:47Anonymous stoner
00:49:48You must have some wonderful friends
00:49:55This is Mason, leave a message
00:49:58Mason, you're not going to believe what happened
00:50:00Somebody paid my mom's hospital bills
00:50:05I'm packing some stuff right now
00:50:07And I'm going to head back to the hospital
00:50:08But call me when you get this
00:50:10Okay? Bye
00:50:16Who in the world
00:50:24Dale?
00:50:26Hello, Ivy
00:50:31Oh my God
00:50:35It was you, wasn't it?
00:50:38You paid my mom's hospital bills
00:50:42Uh, yeah, yeah
00:50:44That was, yeah
00:50:46That's so kind
00:50:47Anything for you, Ivy
00:50:49Look, I
00:50:50I feel bad about the other night
00:50:53I was drunk
00:50:54I was, you know, an idiot
00:50:56And I
00:50:56Let's just
00:50:58Put it behind us
00:50:59Yeah
00:51:01These are for you
00:51:06Thank you
00:51:08And
00:51:09Thank you for saving my mom's life
00:51:12Yeah
00:51:13It was nothing
00:51:34Hey
00:51:37Hey, Karen
00:51:41Want some company?
00:51:43Uh, no
00:51:44I don't
00:51:56Make yourself at home
00:51:58Thank you
00:51:59Thank you
00:51:59I will
00:52:00Nice place you got here
00:52:09I heard Ivy and Dale are back together
00:52:15You sure about that?
00:52:19Yeah
00:52:22It's kind of the talk of the town
00:52:25She's been telling everyone
00:52:26They're planning on going to the same college
00:52:31I just don't understand
00:52:33Like, how could she get back with that asshole?
00:52:45Some women can be
00:52:49Exhausting
00:52:52Yeah, well
00:52:53I am exhausted
00:53:01Maybe
00:53:05You need someone
00:53:06Who knows how to slow things down a little
00:53:09Or
00:53:11Keep things up
00:53:15Because I think you and I both know that
00:53:19You're not the type of guy
00:53:22That likes being told what to do
00:53:28Or
00:53:29Who to want
00:53:36And what do you think I want?
00:53:43Maybe
00:53:44A little peace
00:53:48Maybe
00:53:50A little trouble
00:53:55Lucky for you
00:53:58I can do both
00:53:59Here
00:54:01I can do both
00:54:02Here
00:54:05I can do both
00:54:15You're not
00:54:17Here
00:54:21Here
00:54:22To
00:54:23Here
00:54:25Poetry
00:54:27Why
00:54:29are you
00:54:34Je suis désolée, je ne peux pas.
00:54:38Qu'est-ce que tu veux? Tu ne vas pas avoir sexe avec moi?
00:54:41Je ne peux pas faire ça. Je suis désolée. Je ne peux pas faire ça.
00:54:44Tu es un tease. Tu es un couture.
00:54:48Je suis désolée, je dois aller.
00:54:59F***ing kill that bitch.
00:55:10Damn it, Mason.
00:55:12Where are you?
00:55:20This is Mason.
00:55:21Leave a message.
00:55:23Mason, it's Ivy.
00:55:25Just give me a call as soon as you get this.
00:56:39C'est parti !
00:57:12Oh, my God !
00:57:14Mason ! Mason !
00:57:17Ivy ! Ivy !
00:57:20No !
00:57:27Oh, my God !
00:57:44Okay !
00:58:01She's not breathing !
00:58:05She's not breathing !
00:58:07She can't be bad !
00:58:09She just can't !
00:58:24Yes ! Yes !
00:58:26Hey !
00:58:31What happened ?
00:58:33It was Karen !
00:58:36She tried to kill me !
00:58:38Hey, where's Karen ?
00:58:42Karen is certifiable and dangerous.
00:58:46I need to take you home with me, okay ?
00:58:53I'm sorry.
00:59:04What the...
00:59:06What the...
00:59:08This...
00:59:10Is where you live ?
00:59:14Yeah !
00:59:15Yeah !
00:59:16Yeah, I'm afraid it is.
00:59:21Mason, I thought you were like me.
00:59:24Why didn't you tell me you were rich ?
00:59:30You lied to me again.
00:59:33Ivy, I'm sorry.
00:59:35I just wanted to fit in.
00:59:40I just wanted regular friends.
00:59:43You know, I went to boarding school.
00:59:46I was the only kid at a table of billionaire adults.
00:59:50It...
00:59:52Gets lonely.
01:00:02You were the one that paid my mom's hospital bills.
01:00:06Not Dale.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:13That too.
01:00:28You are the most amazing man.
01:00:39Wait.
01:00:42That's why you were with Dale that day.
01:00:45Cause he took credit and...
01:00:48And then Karen lied about you and Dale being back together.
01:00:52Back with Dale ?
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:57I love you, Mason.
01:01:02And...
01:01:03It's not just fireworks and trumpets.
01:01:07It's quieter.
01:01:09It's...
01:01:12It's like breathing.
01:01:16And I just...
01:01:19I just wanted you to know...
01:01:22That...
01:01:27Say it again.
01:01:30I love you.
01:01:45I love you, Mason.
01:01:47I love you, Mason.
01:01:47That's fine.
01:01:51I saw what happened.
01:01:51I she was doing...
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:55I've been playing...
01:01:56I love you.
01:01:57I love you.
01:01:59I love you.
01:02:01I love you.
01:02:03I love you.
01:02:05I love you.
01:07:20Oh, Mom...
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