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Lucky Luke S01E01 (2026)
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00:00You
00:50Faster than your shadow.
01:02Mr. Pete, Pit Viper, the question on everyone's mind is why is it that you want to kill Lucky Luke?
01:16Because I can.
01:17Are there any other questions?
01:23I have one.
01:28I was wondering, how would you explain the, um, the fact that you've got a duel in a minute
01:34and your rivals know where to be found?
01:44Maybe he's too afraid.
01:46He shoots faster than a shadow, what does he have to fear?
01:50Tell me.
01:53But you know the day will come when that man, even that man, is nothing more than a shadow
02:00of himself.
02:24You're Mordbridge, right?
02:26Edward Mordbridge, from the Borderland Herald.
02:29My pleasure.
02:30Three cameras?
02:31Isn't that overkill?
02:32But it's Lucky Luke.
02:33Shoots before he draws.
02:34And no one's photographed him doing it.
02:36So, I'm hedging my bets.
03:04So, I'm hedging my bets.
03:17You're almost late.
03:20You can never really be late to a funeral.
03:23Your new glove's giving you confidence.
03:26You don't usually wear any.
03:28Is it perhaps because you had an accident?
03:54I can't say that I have.
03:56Snake's pretty messed up, though.
03:59I've turned it into these gloves.
04:00I can't say that I have.
04:05You still got one minute to cancel.
04:07Do you know what?
04:08What you got left?
04:10Doesn't matter.
04:11You got one more minute.
04:13A minute.
04:15Okay?
04:34I got a five-minute pass.
04:35Oakway is a real star?
04:39I should be, too.
04:41I don't have to go out.
04:43I'm at the follow-up.
04:46So, we'll have to go out.
04:47I can't say that.
04:48I will be.
04:48You got a six-minute pass.
04:51We can say it, you're fine.
04:51If you don't have to go out.
04:52If you want to go out,
04:57you can say it.
04:58You can say it, I can say it.
05:04Oh, my God.
05:30I'll take your grave! I'm gonna kill you! Let me go!
05:35Get off me! I'll kill all of you!
05:40Well, did you get it?
05:43I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
05:46How does he do it?
06:00I've got it!
06:16I think it's awesome.
06:16Did you have a little time again?
06:16I can't find someone else.
06:17I am from the UK.
06:17We're gonna put the light on the display.
06:18I am very, very upfront.
06:19I'm sure it's good when we come to the glass.
06:19It's good when we go to my bed.
06:42Nice shot kiddo, even though it's a pretty lucky one.
06:48The next time, watch out for that recoil.
06:59Anyway, thank you.
07:03What was that?
07:06No, no, no!
07:14Thank you?
07:16My mother!
07:17Where is she?
07:19What?
07:20Your mother?
07:20I just saved you, so spit it out!
07:23You tell me now, or I'll unsave you!
07:25Wow.
07:26You must be new to making threats.
07:29And to guns.
07:29Put that away.
07:31Can I hurt yourself again?
07:32I've mastered it, okay?
07:33Yeah, it's my mother's gun, but I know what I'm doing!
07:42Sorry, kiddo.
07:45You're in the Wild West, and clearly, you're new to that too.
07:53Let's go!
08:17It's good.
08:29My dear true mom, where's mom?
08:39Lucky Luke, Lucky Luke
08:44Look
08:59I should have used the bear, would have taken his hand right off
09:02I'm gonna burn down this whole town
09:05Excuse me?
09:07I've come as a friend
09:08This is the Wild West, no friends here
09:11After everything we've been through
09:12Sir, who are you?
09:14My name's Louise.
09:17Louise Willow.
09:19I've got information for you.
09:23You sure that's true?
09:24Yeah.
09:25It was right in front of me.
09:27He was in a lot of pain. His hand was swollen.
09:29I'd be me if he got vibrated, huh?
09:31Pitted. I mean, you know, fit.
09:34Maybe someone helped.
09:38No.
09:39I'd bet it was the Venom.
09:42It could be the slow-moving kind.
09:44Affecting him later.
09:45That is possible.
09:47Because Venom isn't an exact science.
09:49Sometimes he affects the leg.
09:51Couldn't even think of that earlier?
09:53I'm not a reptologist.
09:54He quit it with your complicated words. They're confusing.
09:56Mea, Kuba.
09:58What did I just say?
09:59Well, do we agree?
10:00We rest up right now, and then tomorrow,
10:02we capture him, torture him,
10:05all get answers, and after that,
10:07you kill him.
10:09Seems like you're annoyed.
10:10He went after my family.
10:14Sound good to you?
10:15Yeah.
10:18Capture, torture, question, take him out.
10:27Still pretty swollen?
10:28Yeah.
10:32I can draw an aim.
10:34The problem is...
10:35shooting straight.
10:43If it doesn't get better...
10:49I'm no good without it.
10:50It's all I got.
10:52I've sacrificed everything to get here.
11:02But you're lucky, Luke.
11:05You're a legend.
11:07And legends last forever.
11:09Yeah.
11:10There's more demand for oil and trains
11:13than legends nowadays.
11:15We're an endangered species around here,
11:17that's for sure.
11:19You know why they call me Cuchillo?
11:23Some years before,
11:24I was an almost blind geriatric marshal.
11:26I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid.
11:28Too poor to own a colt.
11:30All I had was a knife to fight the gringo suppressing us.
11:35Un Cuchillo, amigo.
11:37And the advantage is...
11:41You don't have to grip it very hard.
11:43It doesn't replace a six-shooter.
11:46But if you get some practice with it,
11:48you can get the job done.
11:50Yeah.
11:51With a bit of luck.
11:52You need luck?
11:53But that's your name.
11:57Believe in your name.
12:20Thanks for helping me.
12:21No problem.
12:24Gun shake?
12:25Hmm?
12:26You've never done a gun shake?
12:28Hmm?
12:29Give me it.
12:31Give me it!
12:34Watch and learn.
12:41No?
12:42Here.
12:45But it's dangerous.
12:46I lost a cousin once that way.
12:47Jarned himself.
12:48Idiot.
12:49Anyway, it's great you're part of our gang now.
12:52A westerner like we are.
12:54Ready to strike someone dead.
12:56Not like that bastard, Lucky Luke, who respects the law,
12:58defends orphans and widows.
13:00You mean he kills orphans and widows?
13:01No.
13:02No!
13:03He's a fucking vigilante.
13:05He's the most famous friend.
13:07Nobody's got an honor code.
13:09The man won't kill anyone.
13:10Oh, really?
13:12Where is he on kidnappings?
13:13Does he kidnap folks?
13:15Innocent people?
13:16Women?
13:16No!
13:17No!
13:17No, no, no, no, no, no!
13:18That guy's a fucking hero!
13:23Yeah, shocking, I know.
13:43We'll round up the family to get Luke,
13:45then we'll take care of the bumpkins and burn down the saloon.
13:48Booze is great for fires.
13:49I think burning down the town sounds like a great plan.
13:52I do, I love it.
13:53Um, but I was thinking, just in case,
13:55could we have a plan B?
13:56Like, instead of starting fires, we steal something,
13:58which might work well.
13:59No.
14:01No, no.
14:02No.
14:02No.
14:22No.
14:23No.
14:35No.
14:37No.
14:38No.
14:39No.
14:41No.
14:58Came to finish what you started?
15:00No, I came to apologize.
15:03I may have been wrong about you.
15:05I heard you're a vigilante.
15:07Alright, finally.
15:12You've been living under a rock?
15:13Where are you from?
15:14Albuquerque.
15:15Oh, so you're a city girl.
15:17It's not my fault I didn't know who you were.
15:19I never had newspapers.
15:20My mom wasn't into that.
15:21It was isolating.
15:23I read novels to learn about the world.
15:24Oh, okay.
15:25That's why you're a little bit, um...
15:29Stupid?
15:30No.
15:31You thought stupid.
15:33I was gonna say...
15:35Yeah, stupid.
15:43Thing is, when my mom disappeared...
15:47My grandfather was killed.
15:55And before he died, he said your name.
15:59To ask you for help one day.
16:09I'm sorry, kiddo.
16:13Who was your grandfather?
16:15Tukum.
16:17I didn't know him.
16:19But he was smart.
16:20Because I'll help you find your mother.
16:24Really?
16:25It's what I do.
16:26I want to repay you.
16:29You're the reason Viper Pete didn't get me.
16:33Speaking of Pete...
16:36There may be a chance that his boys know about your hand problem.
16:39You know this because...
16:40Because I told them all.
16:41Okay, she is stupid.
16:42No, I didn't know you were a good guy at that point.
16:44That was before.
16:45All right, Luke.
16:46Not the first time you're facing three desperados.
16:48Well, it's actually twelve.
16:49Twelve dudes.
16:51Fifteen.
16:55Around fifteen.
17:12Wait, what did you do?
17:13Okay, fine.
17:14I've got it now.
17:15How did your mother raise you?
17:17Is your father around?
17:18Never knew him.
17:19He's unreliable.
17:20Okay, so...
17:21It's a family thing.
17:23I screwed up.
17:24I get it.
17:25I did take some of their weapons.
17:28And I got a plan.
17:48All right.
17:49Here you go.
17:50So this rope is the first domino.
17:52Connected to the rest of it.
17:53Throw your knife.
17:54Cut the rope.
17:55And it starts the chain reaction.
17:57Each Winchester...
17:59Is in a barrel.
18:00There, there, there.
18:01There, there, and there.
18:02Then it's all fireworks.
18:03You take out fifteen desperados with a winch orchestra.
18:06Bra!
18:07Bra!
18:07Bra!
18:08Bra!
18:08Bra!
18:08Bra!
18:11Bra!
18:11Bra!
18:12It's actually bang.
18:13No.
18:14Now it's bra!
18:15It's not bang anymore.
18:16Uh, no.
18:17You're wrong.
18:17I say that as a pro, you understand.
18:19It's still bang.
18:20It is my job, after all.
18:22What is?
18:22To be old?
18:23No, to go bang.
18:25Look, I hope your domino thing works out.
18:28I guess you're not really a teamwork kind of guy.
18:30Got trouble with trusting people?
18:33I guess I do.
18:35How weird is that?
18:36Especially after you shot me, framed me for murder, and ratted me out.
18:39Did I forget anything?
18:40But that was before.
18:41Three hours ago.
18:42So much happened in the past three hours, though.
18:44Is there anything else I don't know?
18:45Nope.
18:46That's everything.
18:47You sure?
18:47I'm sure.
18:56Alright.
18:57They'll be here any minute now.
18:59I'll make sure Cuchillo has everyone in a safe place.
19:01You get your horse somewhere safe.
19:13Are they here?
19:16They're coming.
19:18I got my Colt, my cartridge belts, my spurs for close combat.
19:25Did I forget anything?
19:27No.
19:28Luis, I wanted to say thank you.
19:36We're staying right here.
19:41What are you doing?
19:42Keeping you out of trouble.
19:43No, but you need me.
19:45Got some trust issues, huh?
19:48Don't worry.
19:49I can cut a rope all by myself.
19:52Hey!
19:53Get back here!
19:54Come on!
19:59Yeah!
20:10Come on!
20:42Feels like deja vu, doesn't it?
20:45Except for your pals.
20:49They all came to say hi to you.
20:52I prefer goodbyes.
21:36You thought you'd throw a knife in yourself?
21:37No!
21:40No!
21:41Oh, my God.
22:28How would I get out of this if I were Calamity, Jane?
22:34Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
22:36To unshackle her hands, Calamity wraps her palm around her finger,
22:40just about the joint,
22:42and dislocates it with a yank.
22:54Hey.
22:57Were you the one screaming just now?
22:59I dislocated a finger, but it was the wrong one.
23:06I'll put it back for you.
23:11Thank you so much.
23:13Would you pop my thumb out?
23:16Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
23:34What the hell's going on?
23:44This guy's missing his poncho.
23:46This guy's missing his poncho.
24:16Here we are.
24:18Our first good news of the day.
24:22Luke!
24:25Show your face or your girl's going to get it.
24:28On three, I'll put a bullet in her.
24:30One!
24:33Two!
24:37Three.
24:58Three weapon down.
25:00In the dirt.
25:02Three.
25:06Three.
25:07Three.
25:07Three.
25:07Three.
25:12That's right.
25:14Now listen to me carefully.
25:16We're going to gently...
25:44Hey, hey, we've got to work together, all right?
25:48I lane the gun, you see when I say back.
25:56Ready for this?
25:59Three, two, one, go!
26:03Back, back, back!
26:04Two, two, one, go!
26:09Two, two, one, go!
26:12Two, three, two, one, go!
26:22Two, three, two, one, go!
26:35By the way, gonna hurt yourself again.
26:37I've mastered it, okay?
26:44Yeah, it's my mother's gun.
26:45One, two, one, go!
26:49One, two, one, go!
26:50One, two, three, two, one, go!
27:22One, two, three, two, one, go!
27:25One, two, three, two, one, go!
27:28One, two, three, two, one, go!
28:00Is this how you think me?
28:02You wanted to steal my gun and get rid of me?
28:05No, I'm not.
28:06I mean, I'm leaving you with the sheriffs.
28:07You're in good hands.
28:08And my mother?
28:10You'd help find her, you said.
28:11Kachiyo will help you.
28:15Some legend of the West.
29:08Now, let's move on.
29:11You
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