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00:22To be continued...
00:30And her courageous exploration of the frontier of crime prompted the formation of the earliest security guard squad.
00:36Punch of goons.
00:38Talia successfully evaded her foes time and time again until she met her end.
00:44Falling into a frozen lake while being pursued, Talia was preserved for millennia in this block of ice right here.
00:53What an icon. The cave paintings don't do her justice.
00:57You know, I did a DNA test for fun, and it turns out Talia is a direct ancestor.
01:01Heisting is in my blood.
01:03Talia's been such a big inspiration to me since I first started criming,
01:06which I know may sound cheap since I said the same thing about Luke,
01:09but he was just a figure of my imagination, and Talia's real.
01:13Oh, obviously. Since you all can see her, right?
01:17Oh, let's all just keep looking right at her and rambling about how great she is.
01:21This is a chance to learn about our origins.
01:24We've come so far, but what's next for the bad guys?
01:27How do we become the best, worst bad guys we can be?
01:31I mean, just imagine what crime was like back in her day.
01:33It was pure. No modern distractions.
01:35Like, electricity.
01:40Hey, what's going on?
01:43Warn me before you steal something next time?
02:30Oh, I slept like a baby after that ice we pulled last night.
02:35You didn't heist anything.
02:37You whispered to a block of ice for 20 minutes while we lifted that necklace.
02:41Uh, the accomplishments of the team are the accomplishments of the...
02:47I'm flying! You're flying!
02:49Do I smell smoke?
02:53Talia?
02:55I'm hallucinating again.
02:57She's real and trying to cook us.
03:00Nope, nope, nope.
03:07How is this possible?
03:12Cryo-chamber must have glitched when I cut the power last night.
03:15She thawed out and followed us home.
03:17A living wolf-anderthal.
03:19Freaky, but cool.
03:21Ow, get close.
03:24And maybe I spoke too soon.
03:30Her loot.
03:31She wants her loot back.
03:33Go on.
03:35Take it.
03:39Us friends.
03:42Thieves.
03:44Bad guys.
03:47F-friends.
03:49Th-thieves.
03:51Bad.
03:52Aw, they look like siblings.
03:56What?
03:57I love siblings.
03:58I have like 200 of them.
04:00Egg-sog babies represent.
04:05Hungry.
04:05Hungry?
04:06She's hung...
04:07Of course.
04:07You haven't eaten in literal centuries.
04:10Snake, your push pops, please.
04:13They're the best tasting thing we've got.
04:15Come on.
04:16No.
04:21A former freeze pop eating all my freeze pops.
04:24Ugh, the irony.
04:25So, what do we do with her?
04:27We can't really shove her back into her freezer.
04:30It'd be inhumane.
04:31It's pretty cool that the first thief was a lady.
04:33I mean, we're hanging with the originator of crime.
04:36Talk about a clout machine.
04:38I like the way you think, Webbs.
04:40Talia could join the bad guys.
04:42What's badder than the first thief?
04:44I'm calling a vote.
04:45I already can't believe I know four people.
04:47I don't have room in my life for a fifth.
04:49Even if she does have an impressive resume.
04:51Come on, Snake.
04:53Talia's our criminal predecessor.
04:55She walked so we could run.
04:57If she hadn't worked up the nerve to steal back then,
04:59who knows where we'd be?
05:00I could be a...
05:01Ugh, guard.
05:03Yikes!
05:04Guards are the worst!
05:06Am I right?
05:07So right, Finn, bro.
05:09Ha, ha, ha!
05:11We'd never be friends with a guard,
05:13which is why we're totally on board with Talia joining!
05:17And she already likes it so much.
05:20Look at her door and gaze!
05:22Uh, big push-pop!
05:25Uh, Snake, come on.
05:27We'll call it a trial run.
05:28All right, all right.
05:30Looks like we just got the newest member of the bad guys.
05:33I think we're all gonna learn a thing or two
05:34from Talia's criminal instincts.
05:36I already have.
05:38A little help?
05:40No, no, no, no.
05:40Hey, no eating webs, okay?
05:43All right, Talia.
05:44Ready to show us what crime is all about?
05:56Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure crime is not about
05:59throwing the loot out of the car.
06:04So, uh, Talia's criminal instincts might be a bit rusty,
06:07but let's not blame our mistakes on the newbie.
06:10She did keep trying to lock us in the vault.
06:13Ooh, maybe she wanted to nab all the loot for herself.
06:16That is pretty criminal trying to throw us under the bus like that.
06:19Okay, but she also set off the alarms!
06:22Twice!
06:23Talia, like alarm, go!
06:26Wee-woo! Wee-woo!
06:29She's still catching up with the times.
06:31Just you wait.
06:32Her instincts will kick in any second now.
06:34Talia, alarms? Bad.
06:37No like alarms.
06:37Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo!
06:42Oh, yeah!
06:49Here's your cut of the take.
06:52Can eat push pop?
06:54No!
06:55It's very valuable.
06:57Definitely no eating money.
06:58Then why valuable?
07:00Because, uh, I guess because society says it is?
07:06Oh! Smell! Tree!
07:09That's some nose you got.
07:11Money is paper, and paper is made from trees.
07:13Tree make fire big!
07:17Rock and roll!
07:18What is she doing?
07:20Wolf, stop her!
07:21Why is money valuable?
07:23It's all just a construct.
07:26I've been watching you.
07:29I watch you!
07:30Trying to get us caught earlier so you can keep all the money,
07:33then burning that money because you know you can steal more.
07:36You're the real deal, aren't you?
07:38A pure criminal, just like me.
07:41Which is why I'm going to teach you the secrets of safe cracking.
07:45Safe crack?
07:46Put your ear here, then slowly turn the dial.
07:53Safe crack!
07:56You don't literally crack it.
07:58Now we'll never get the loot inside.
08:00Never!
08:00Ow!
08:01I take back everything I said.
08:03We're nothing alike, you little...
08:04You little...
08:05Whoa!
08:08Wopie, I'm starting to think that maybe you were wrong about Dahlia.
08:12Come on, that's just her criminal instincts.
08:14Besides, who hasn't wanted a stone snake?
08:17She did try to roast me.
08:19Maybe Dahlia wasn't trying to roast you.
08:21Maybe she was trying to keep you warm.
08:23Because she doesn't want you turning into a freeze pop like she did.
08:27Speaking of food...
08:28Shark and I were thinking we should restock the fridge
08:32since Dahlia's emptied it out.
08:34She does have a crazy appetite.
08:36We're going to make a quick run to the grocery store
08:38for some, uh, ham hocks.
08:40Yeah.
08:41To the big meat!
08:46I can't believe we lied!
08:48What if they find out?
08:49Ho-ho-ho, we can't let that happen.
08:51We lose all our criminal cred
08:53if the team knew we were friends with...
08:54There's my guys!
08:56Yeah!
08:57Ho-ho-ho!
08:58Calm down, buddies.
09:00Hoo!
09:01Guard Gary,
09:02seeing you in your uniform still makes us jump.
09:04Ha-ha.
09:05I get it.
09:05But you're safe in the friend zone.
09:08Ahem.
09:09Criminals and law enforcement
09:10must put aside differences
09:12and coexist in peace.
09:14By playing with dice!
09:16Ha-ha.
09:17Ha-ha.
09:18We can't get enough of them
09:19since you first introduced us.
09:21Woo-hoo!
09:22Ha-ha.
09:22I get you.
09:23Dice are wild.
09:24You never know where they'll land.
09:26Just like life.
09:27I mean,
09:28we never thought we'd be friends with you, Gary.
09:31But here we are.
09:32Three pals eternally bound
09:34by the love of the die.
09:36Live and let die.
09:38Check out my under-the-leg knuckle tops.
09:40I'm going for a curve die.
09:42Ha-ha.
09:43That's nothing.
09:48Dicing on the cake.
09:50Woo!
09:52Dice guys finish first.
09:54Who's up for dice dominoes?
09:58Oh, yeah.
09:59Ha-ha.
10:01Crud.
10:02I forgot the friend zone
10:03doesn't get reception.
10:0420 missed calls from webs
10:06and 200 messages.
10:08Where are you two?
10:10Need ham hocks.
10:11Talia's hungry,
10:12trying to eat me?
10:14Help.
10:15Lair.
10:15Now.
10:19What happened here?
10:21I'll tell you what happened.
10:23Talia's so-called criminal instincts
10:25are a sham.
10:26She fails everything we crow at her.
10:28She's destroyed the lair.
10:30And worst of all,
10:31she's keeping us from going on heists.
10:33Ah, I'd argue that the worst part
10:35is her repeatedly trying to eat me.
10:38Wolf, face facts.
10:39This isn't working.
10:41You just don't understand Talia.
10:43She embodies a-a pure form of crime.
10:46Our approach to this has been all wrong.
10:48We've been trying to get Talia to crime like us.
10:51But we're the ones who need to be more like her.
10:54This is ridiculous.
10:55We don't have anything to learn
10:57from an ancient lady who barks at the toaster.
11:01Come on, think about it.
11:03Maybe to become the best criminals we could be now,
11:05we need to look back.
11:06Who understands crime better than its inventor?
11:09What do we have to lose?
11:12Our dignity!
11:18She doesn't heist for the loo.
11:20She heists for the act of heisting itself.
11:24Detached from the material.
11:26Enough burning money!
11:27We're not gonna have anything, Lev.
11:29You thinking what I'm thinking?
11:32Where do you two keep running off to?
11:34We need all hands on deck for this wolfanderthal.
11:50You're just so in touch with your primal side.
11:53This I gotta try.
11:54Be wolf at my most wolf.
11:56Really channel my inner criminal.
11:58Safe.
11:59Crack.
12:03You're not gonna bash me, too, are you?
12:08Whoa, whoa-ho!
12:13Woo-hoo!
12:14Woo-hoo!
12:15All right!
12:18I'm feeling a little guilty about ditching the team.
12:21We're bad guys.
12:22We're supposed to do wrong.
12:24Right?
12:25Hey, are you two all right?
12:27You seem a little distracted.
12:30You'd probably rather be playing a real game like cribbage.
12:34What?
12:35No!
12:36Don't be silly, Gary.
12:37Everything out there is the game.
12:40But here, in the friend zone, there are no rules.
12:43We can just be ourselves.
12:45There's nowhere we'd rather be.
12:48No hack!
12:51Talia's saying that technology is a crutch and a distraction.
12:55We have to heist as we are, don't you see?
13:01You know how hard it was to get a good graphics guard?
13:05Ha ha!
13:07Ha ha ha!
13:09Ha ha ha ha!
13:10Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:11Ha ha ha ha!
13:13Ha ha ha ha!
13:14Ha ha ha ha!
13:14Ha ha ha!
13:14Guards fast!
13:17Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:20Totally!
13:21We need to be fast to outrun any guard!
13:30But what if we just took a quick five?
13:35Mmm!
13:36Something smells delicious!
13:38Ah!
13:39Look who's finally back!
13:41Where the heck were you two?
13:43We were about to be canine kebabs!
13:46Ha ha ha ha ha?
13:48That's weird, since you hams don't have any hams!
13:52You've been sneaking out like crazy lately, and I get we're all super sus peeps,
13:56but when the bad guys need you, you can't be AWOL!
14:00Everyone always complains about me not being a team player.
14:03Well, pot, meet kettle!
14:05Ah, we're sorry.
14:07But we're here now!
14:08Good!
14:09Because with Wolf caught up in the cult of Talia, we need to work together to fix this!
14:13I can't believe he'd choose someone he just met over the bad guys!
14:17Yeah...
14:18Uh, not okay.
14:19When I get my hands on him, I'm gonna pulverize him.
14:23It hurts to say it, but...
14:25I know.
14:26We gotta braid things off with Gar-Bear.
14:30Fast!
14:33Where's Wolf?
14:40This mess can't go on, and I know how to clean it up.
14:54Talia probably beat me back, huh?
14:58Hey, have you guys seen Talia?
15:00We sure did.
15:01We saw her right out the door.
15:04What?
15:05He means we kicked her out.
15:07Of the door and the lair.
15:09And her lies.
15:10Forever!
15:10I-I can't believe you double-crossed me like this.
15:13Listen, thanks to her, you've been picking up all these weird habits and ideas and trying to force us to
15:19join in.
15:20We've had enough.
15:21Trial ended.
15:23Talia's just not cut out to be a bad guy.
15:26As hard as it is to say goodbye to someone you've really bonded with,
15:30Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do for the good of the team.
15:33Yeah.
15:40I'm sorry.
15:41We need a moment!
15:42No!
15:44Mad respect to Talia for being the world's first criminal, but to be honest, she isn't a good one.
15:50Fine, I admit it.
15:51Things aren't working with Talia, but she's still my direct ancestor.
15:56We're pack animals and she can't make it all on her own in the modern world.
16:00So I'm gonna go find her and bring her back.
16:02Who's with me?
16:06Yeah.
16:07Don't know what I was expecting.
16:09Ow!
16:12Woo!
16:14Talia!
16:16Ow!
16:18Think, Wolf.
16:19She's scared.
16:20Alone.
16:20Where would she go?
16:22Oh.
16:23I got it!
16:32Just wait until the other bad guys hear about this.
16:34You are a great criminal.
16:36Look at you solo stealing your gear back from the exhibit.
16:39Not stole.
16:40Already mine.
16:42Mine!
16:43That's the kind of confidence that makes you a great thief.
16:46The world is yours.
16:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there.
16:50Tie it.
16:50You can't put the necklace back.
16:52Criminals don't do givebacks.
16:53Hey.
17:02Loving all these hangs lately.
17:04And these silent smiles.
17:07I...
17:08I can't do this, Shark.
17:10We have to be strong.
17:27Ah!
17:28Ah!
17:29Gary!
17:30Gary!
17:31We need a breakup with you!
17:34What?
17:35What?
17:35What?
17:35It's not you.
17:36It's us.
17:37If the other bad guys found out we were hanging with a security guard, they'd kick us out.
17:41There's no version of us that works.
17:44Anyway, you...
17:46Dyson.
17:47What do you mean you can't hang with a guard?
17:49I spotted you two all around town with that lady wolf who's clearly a 911er.
17:53You mean Talia?
17:55She's a thief, not a guard.
17:58Mm-hmm.
17:58Guard recognizes guard.
18:00Oh!
18:01She wasn't the first thief.
18:04That means...
18:06Ah!
18:08Talia, do we really need to do two cardio sessions in one day?
18:11Whoa!
18:15Ah!
18:20Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:25Ah!
18:27Not if you're gonna return it.
18:29That's not how a thief should behave.
18:31And stop waving that stick around.
18:33It makes you look like a...
18:34Ah!
18:37Guard?
18:38Wait.
18:39That's what you were?
18:41No, no, no.
18:51You're not a thief at all.
18:54No wonder you were so bad at all the heisting skills we tried to teach you.
19:06Quick, Wolf, hop in!
19:21You were right. Taya doesn't belong with the bad guys. She's a guard, we know.
19:26Uh, Gary, who does it?
19:28Gary? The 911er?
19:30We've been stepping out on you.
19:32First, we were just getting caught by Gary. But then we were chatting to Gary.
19:35The next thing we knew, we were rolling dice with Gary!
19:38It all happened so fast. We're sorry, but it's all over now.
19:41I can't believe this. You two are fraternizing with a guard and putting the team in jeopardy.
19:50Like me, but at least I didn't know I was doing it.
19:54Even if there were a lot of signs in hindsight.
20:00Yeah, fine. Pot me, kettle. I'm sorry, too.
20:04Oh!
20:15Cry bad, you trash!
20:24What do we do? I can't shake her!
20:51Where are we? How is this a fix?
20:57Ha ha! Caught!
20:59No! Guard to guard, I'm gonna need you to hold it right there.
21:05Huh?
21:06This is the friend zone.
21:09No conflicts allowed.
21:12Friend zone?
21:16Guard! Guard!
21:19Gary, meet Talia.
21:21It's the end of the road for our friendship.
21:25But we think you two will get along great.
21:28This way, Talia won't be alone in the modern world.
21:30And you still have someone to hang with.
21:33You two can be the pack that we couldn't.
21:38Finbros, I'll never forget this.
21:40And maybe I'll see you in that big friend zone in the sky.
21:45If the dye permits.
21:51I know you're a guard, and I'm a thief, but we had a bond.
21:57Gary! Gary!
21:58Wee-woo! Wee-woo!
22:01Okay. Maybe we didn't.
22:03Goodbye, Talia.
22:05I still can't believe it.
22:07My ancestor isn't the first criminal after all.
22:10You know what? Forget getting in touch with our roots.
22:12I'm better than my ancestry.
22:14I broke the cycle and turned the good in me bad.
22:26No webs! Do not! Do not! Don't!
22:27Sir Bandana!
22:28Computer aunt, I need to speak to my baby boy.
22:31I have dire news.
22:33What's wrong?
22:34I'm getting married tomorrow!
23:04Need to go!
23:27I'm good!
23:33Climbly bee!
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