00:09Oh my god, where are you?
00:16Oh my god, don't make me walk down.
00:19My mom really needs me to help with the thrift store today, and my boyfriend promised to drive me.
00:24Oh my god.
00:36Handcuffs are the new black for Miss Whitmore after she's framed for luxury laundering.
00:42Who set her up?
00:45What is this?
00:49Who made this account?
00:51What?
00:53This is AI.
00:54I just talked to her.
00:57Caught in 4K.
00:59Zoe's boyfriend Micah getting hands-on with clean bitch Tiffany in the science lab.
01:05Why is a spam account telling me my mom's in jail and my boyfriend's hooking up with my bully?
01:16Hi.
01:18Do you think that you could give me a ride after school?
01:20My mom just really needs me to shop.
01:22Whatever.
01:23If I have to.
01:25Just meet me after school, babe.
01:34Wait a minute.
01:35Why they in they feelings?
01:36Wait a minute.
01:38They thought I was finished.
01:39Wait a minute.
01:40Let's get back to business.
01:41Let's go.
01:42Let's go.
01:43Let's go.
01:43Let's go.
01:44I can make a big man do the running man.
01:47I can make a poor man do the money dance.
01:50I just told the label that I need a hundred bands.
01:52It's not a game boy, but I need it in advance.
01:57What was that?
01:59What?
01:59Tiffany just touched you.
02:00She bumped me as she walked past.
02:03That's not what that looked like.
02:04Whatever.
02:05Okay?
02:06This is the problem with dating a virgin who never wants to go past kissing.
02:10You think everything is sexual.
02:13I'll see you after school.
02:15Don't believe me, Zoe?
02:16Go check the science lab.
02:18Right.
02:19Now.
02:45My boyfriend is cheating with my bully?
02:55Which means this account is in spam.
03:03Someone knows what's going to happen in my life and is trying to warn me.
03:12Micah!
03:14You're cheating on me?
03:16How could she do this to me?
03:18With her?
03:20You know how she treats me.
03:21Are you kidding?
03:22So?
03:23It was time for an upgrade.
03:26Really?
03:28You don't think I at least deserve an apology?
03:30For anything?
03:31No.
03:32He got tired of dating the quota kid.
03:34You're only here so that way the school can check off the charity box.
03:38I gave you my paycheck?
03:40Week after week after your dad cut you off?
03:44What did I do to deserve that?
03:47A girl like you doesn't land a guy like me without paying somehow.
03:53You wouldn't put out.
03:55Honestly?
03:56You're lucky I slummed it with you as long as I did.
03:59Ugh.
03:59Doing this close to Brooke Barbie is making me achieve.
04:02Here we go.
04:31Mom!
04:33Oh my god.
04:34You will not believe what just happened.
04:36Honey.
04:36I'm being arrested for theft.
04:38But I'm innocent.
04:40They found stolen designer bags in our storage closet.
04:43What?
04:44What are you talking about?
04:46They've blocked off our apartment.
04:48You can't come home.
04:49But I need $10,000 for bail.
04:51Oh god.
04:53No.
04:54Mom.
04:54Oh my god.
05:00Stolen handbags in Zoe's thrift store?
05:03How'd those get there?
05:05The only other person with access is her cheating boyfriend.
05:10My boyfriend planted stolen bags in our storage so my mom would get arrested.
05:23Micah!
05:24Hey!
05:25You set my mom up when you put stolen bags in the storage closet?
05:30Prove it.
05:33You are such an asshole.
05:37Back up bitch!
05:38Your discount ass has no right to come for us!
05:42I earned my place in this school.
05:44You just bought your way in.
05:46Hey!
05:46Get off of me!
05:50Get off of me!
05:51Get off of me!
05:52Get off!
05:54You're a cockroach under my shoe.
05:56I could crush you in the school and thank me.
06:00Keep your eyes open boys.
06:03I want her to watch.
06:15Keep her down until the crowd leaves.
06:17She needs to be humbled.
06:20You guys won't get away with this!
06:21I swear to god!
06:27Who needs a fairy godmother when you've got a gossip godmother?
06:32Hit follow and change your fatal fate.
06:34It's our little secret.
06:36If you tell, the magic ends.
06:38Let her down!
06:41That's Ben Hawthorne!
06:42Nephew in the royal family!
06:50Don't make me repeat myself.
06:51I make one call and your lives are over.
06:59I've got you.
07:05It's nice to see you without your nose in a book.
07:08Do you know who I am?
07:10Try to stay out of trouble from now on, yeah?
07:13Finn Hawthorne, nephew of the royal family, noticed me?
07:21This gossip godmother told me to follow her page if I want to change my fate.
07:26Once I do, I'll have the cheat code to my life.
07:31Breaking news!
07:32Resident Royal Finn Hawthorne struck by speeding car March 5th at 3.17pm.
07:38R.I.P. Maple Grove's finest import.
07:43That's today.
07:48I have to save Finn's life.
07:49Finn!
07:50This is why I tell you not to be kind to your lessers.
07:53Now you've got some rando chasing after you.
07:55No, don't talk about people like that.
07:57We're all made of the same stuff.
07:58Oh, I'll look quick.
07:59You learned that in the royal school?
08:01Matter of fact, I did.
08:02Really?
08:03Yes.
08:04Finn!
08:04Wait!
08:05Wait!
08:05Come back!
08:06Finn!
08:06Finn!
08:09Finn!
08:12Come back!
08:33You saved my life!
08:38How can I repay you?
08:44Well, you saved mine earlier from those jocks, so I guess we're even.
08:56You can get off me now.
08:59Right, right, yes.
09:00Okay, yes.
09:01Not how I imagined getting close to you, but it'll do.
09:07Hey!
09:08What are you doing?
09:09You could've killed him!
09:10Killed him?
09:12I just saved his life.
09:14I know you're that scholarship, kid.
09:16You set this whole thing up so that you could get close to a royal.
09:19Right.
09:20I'm so broke that I'm trying to scam a royal, but I just had enough money to rent a car.
09:24Make that make sense.
09:25Then you explain it!
09:26How did you know Finn was in danger?
09:28If I show them that I'm getting posts about my future, it all ends.
09:33No more magic.
09:34No more clues about my fate.
09:37No saving my mom.
09:39I knew because of my amazing observation skills.
09:47You can't even pay for your own schooling.
09:50What could you possibly know that the rest of us don't know?
09:53What does money have anything to do with it?
09:55Okay, prove that you're some master observer, or I'm calling the cops.
10:05I can't help my mom if I get arrested.
10:07I need Tate to back off.
10:09See?
10:10You're nothing but a fraud.
10:13Let's go Finn.
10:14Maybe you're right.
10:16You're right.
10:17Years of working at my mom's thrift shop has taught me a thing or two.
10:20That vest isn't fresh off the shelves.
10:23It's been mended.
10:25Tate.
10:26What's this?
10:28Looks like your sweater was mended.
10:30Why wouldn't you just buy another one if you're so rich?
10:37Spot on.
10:40Good eye, Zoe.
10:42You wanna put those observation skills to real use?
10:44Join me at the store fundraiser later.
10:47Casino night?
10:50I don't have anything I can bear to that.
10:53Oh, don't worry.
10:54I'll have a dress sent over.
10:59I'll be there.
11:01Great.
11:10Zoe beats the odds at casino night to earn bail money from mom and catches the eye of a royal
11:16Romeo.
11:18My gossip godmother hasn't been wrong yet.
11:20If I go, I could win that ten grand mom needs for bail.
11:42How do I look?
11:44Zoe, you're...
11:48So beautiful.
11:56You're going to be shocked when I walk in.
11:59I never can afford to go to these things.
12:01Well, just stay with me.
12:02I'll protect you from your trust, Spencer.
12:16Let's see those observation skills.
12:20Pick any color.
12:23Black 15.
12:24All in one number?
12:26Okay, Vegas.
12:43Okay, Vegas.
12:54I'm pretty good.
12:55Huh?
12:55Not bad.
12:56Not bad.
12:57Not bad.
12:57Not bad.
12:59Fine.
13:00A special gold chip for our sexy import.
13:05No!
13:06Don't touch that!
13:09Don't touch that!
13:11Don't touch that.
13:12Do you want it?
13:13Because you did pick the color.
13:14No.
13:18Zoe chose Black 15 to give Finn the win.
13:21But that gold chip is killer.
13:24Don't believe me?
13:25Drop it in the aquarium and see what happens next.
13:28You can always tell Mercury poisoning by that slight blue shimmer.
13:35Back off klepto.
13:36It's his chip.
13:37Is she actually trying to steal from him?
13:40It's so embarrassing.
13:42No.
13:42Okay, you guys don't understand.
13:44I am student body president and the one who organized this whole event.
13:48Of course I understand.
13:50He put the money down, so even if you chose the right color, he gets the winnings.
13:54I warned you.
13:55She's only chasing the bag.
13:58You know what?
13:59I didn't realize Broke Bitch was a sponsor.
14:05Good thing no one knows my mom got arrested for theft.
14:08He'd really come after me then.
14:10I'm not stealing from him.
14:12I'm trying to save his life.
14:15Carl, it's a poker chip, not poison.
14:17It is poison.
14:20I know that sounds crazy, but I can- I can prove it.
14:26No.
14:27You're ruining the vibe.
14:28Finn, please.
14:30Finn, just trust me.
14:33Okay, I promise this is real.
14:35Zoe, if this poker chip can kill me, I honestly might deserve to die.
14:42I was right above the car on the crosswalk.
14:45And I know I'm right about this.
14:47Give up, Tryhard.
14:49Finn doesn't believe you.
14:51You've officially embarrassed yourself.
14:53Congrats!
14:54Now leave before I drag you out.
14:56That chip could kill Finn.
14:57And I'm gonna prove it.
15:00She really won't give up, will she?
15:02Why did we even let her into this school?
15:04Being broke rots your brain.
15:07He doesn't flinch.
15:08Even with the whole room against her.
15:10She's not like any other girl I've met.
15:13Alright then, you can show me.
15:19Yeah, show us all how deadly this tiny circle is.
15:23And when you fail, you have to be my personal slave until graduation.
15:28And if I'm right?
15:29Then I'll strip right now and you can have my one-of-a-kind couture dress.
15:34It'd go for at least $10,000 at that trashy thrift shop of yours.
15:39Good one.
15:40Every gossip post predicting my future has been right.
15:42It's said I'd win mom's bail money here.
15:45Maybe this is how.
15:46Okay, genius. Come on.
15:47Come on, show me.
15:58Come on, gossip godmother.
16:00Your posts about my future keep coming true.
16:03I'm betting everything on you being right again.
16:10Thanks, Jen.
16:11Thanks, Jen.
16:11Thanks, Jen.
16:11Bye.
16:11Bye.
16:11Bye.
16:15Bye.
