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00:21You're catching me up, Sue, your sister?
00:22What if I don't want to catch you up?
00:24What if I want a different life?
00:26You know, a normal life?
00:27Don't let Baba hear you say that.
00:29All the ones go to Crocaven, and it's our destiny.
00:34No, it may be your destiny, Sian, but it's not mine.
00:55There's a storm coming, a storm you can't escape, and you only have yourself to blame.
01:05Along with this.
01:09I need to know how these got past security, and whose voice it is.
01:15We know whose voice it is.
01:19Help the planet by reusing everything, except escape routes.
01:24Could the sentient Penelope really hit it off?
01:27Oh yeah, thick as thieves.
01:33I've got a question.
01:36The Crooked Cup.
01:38What's the big deal?
01:39It's not about the cup.
01:41At the end of the year, half the Crooked Network come to watch the trials.
01:44Like our sports day.
01:48All of them, looking for talent.
01:52Oi, game master.
01:53What the fuck, man?
01:54You didn't wake us up.
01:55Could have missed breakfast.
01:57First one up, wakes up the others.
01:59That's just room yet to go.
02:00It's not a thing.
02:01Of course it's a thing.
02:02What, you've never had to share a room before?
02:05Should we go sit with Amira?
02:08I mean, she did save my life when that Dignis tried to kill me.
02:15She's still a legacy.
02:20The thing about retaliation, Dorian.
02:23You can't rush it.
02:24It looks like weakness.
02:27I have to study Avery.
02:29Find his weak points.
02:31And then utterly humiliate him.
02:35Who's that?
02:42You weren't here last night.
02:43I know.
02:45I was crazy late.
02:46Held up at the airport.
02:48Dad brought the wrong fake passport.
02:50So cringe.
02:51You're a legacy.
02:52Nikki Harkness.
02:53You are too.
02:55I'm Penelope Lockett.
02:57You're Penelope.
02:58Oh, we're going to be BFFs.
03:00I already decided.
03:01Doubt that.
03:02Cooklings to the main stairs for an urgent briefing.
03:06No dinner in there.
03:08You must have shared a room with someone.
03:10What about a sleepover?
03:11You do, like, have friends.
03:15Yeah?
03:17Just...
03:18We drown a lot.
03:19Why do you always got to be so secretive?
03:21We're just getting to know each other.
03:23You know, like, friends do.
03:25Yeah, but no offence.
03:26I'm not here to make friends.
03:29I'm here to win.
03:31Order, please, Crooklings.
03:34Following his ingenious performance at the Crooked Oak.
03:39This arrow has Gabriel Avery's name on it.
03:43Gabriel Avery is currently most wanted Crookling with five points.
03:50Only because you cheated at the Crooked Oak.
03:52Should have been disqualified.
03:54And I shock him.
03:56If I was you, I'd complain to Ed Maslow.
03:59Edgar should be on minus five points for trying to kebab me.
04:02Which puts the rest of you on.
04:04Hold on.
04:05Let me do the math.
04:08Null.
04:08Well, but this is Crookhaven, my friends.
04:12Everything can change in a heartbeat.
04:14Today, the hard work begins.
04:18We'll break you in gently.
04:21And what better way to break you in than with your first break-in?
04:26Oh, so good.
04:27Mr. Sisman.
04:32This will show us what we've got to work with.
04:35Not much, if appearances are anything to go by.
04:39Shouldn't judge a crook by its cover, but I'm very rarely wrong.
04:43Come on, then.
04:44Follow me.
04:44Look lively.
04:47Enjoy your five minutes of fame, Avery.
04:50Five minutes?
04:51Seems generous.
04:54You just bit R1 the archery.
04:56Jealousy's not a good look, guys.
04:58Knowing you're outclassed.
05:00Outclassed?
05:00Do you know who you're talking to?
05:03And you?
05:05You're a pickpocket.
05:07A one-trick pony.
05:09A cheat who has no respect for the school.
05:12You didn't even want your place here.
05:14I don't know what your deal is, Avery,
05:16but trust me when I tell you sooner or later,
05:19you're going to be found out.
05:22Would you ever stole Mr. Khan's car
05:25and report to the headmaster
05:26so they can collect six crooked points?
05:30Gabriel.
05:33Listen, don't let the legacies bait you, huh?
05:41You and I know that picking pockets?
05:44Now that is the purest of the crooked acts, huh?
05:52I've heard a lot about you, Gabriel.
05:55You're, um...
05:56You're not what I was expecting.
05:58In a good way, though.
05:59Right?
06:00Ah.
06:03I would keep this, uh...
06:06This item, if I were you.
06:11There's a lot of light fingers about.
06:24What you're looking at here
06:27is Maravelle's tower.
06:29Built in 1848,
06:31first as a lookout point and a strong room.
06:34It is now your training house.
06:36And it has been kitted out
06:38with an ever-changing array of security devices
06:41cooked up by my no-good self
06:43and the twisted mind of Miss Jericho.
06:47Somewhere inside there
06:49is a locked room.
06:51Inside that room
06:52is a priceless copy of the Crimina Carter,
06:56owned by Mr. Caspian Lockett himself,
06:59in which our founder, Ezekiel,
07:01set out the code of honour
07:03which binds us together to this very day.
07:07We
07:07half-inched it
07:09were Mr. Lockett.
07:11Your task
07:12is to nick it back.
07:13A book?
07:15Snoresville?
07:17The first person
07:19to return the book
07:20to Mr. Lockett
07:21will earn themselves
07:22seven crooked points.
07:24But,
07:25and it is a very
07:27big but,
07:29for every failed attempt
07:31you will lose
07:32seven points.
07:33Now,
07:35in the spirit
07:36of friendly rivalry,
07:37this week's winner
07:38will earn themselves
07:39a feast
07:40of their choice
07:41for their fellow merits
07:42or legacies.
07:44And just to keep things
07:45a little bit spicy,
07:46the losers
07:47will be on gardening duty
07:49for one week
07:50shoveling manure
07:50onto my begonius.
07:54Look forward to catching you lot
07:55red-handed.
07:56You have until the end of the week.
07:59Right,
08:00back to classes.
08:03Bring it.
08:06Miss,
08:07I've got to say,
08:08my bro and I,
08:09we're done with cyber intrusion,
08:10but we're not
08:12escapologists.
08:13Locks are the key
08:15to everything.
08:17Some of you
08:18may know how to pick locks.
08:21Some will not.
08:22So,
08:24let's sort wheat
08:25from chaff.
08:36The perfect crook
08:38has a range of skills.
08:40It's not enough
08:41to be a...
08:42like pony.
08:43Only those
08:44who can
08:45master them all
08:46will ascend
08:47to the top tier.
08:49Top tier of what?
08:50Oh, God.
08:52There are
08:53three tiers of crooks.
08:56Tier three,
08:58your commoner garden.
09:00Like pickpockets?
09:02Miss Jericho,
09:04got anything harder?
09:06Bravo, Jir.
09:0817 seconds.
09:09An excellent start.
09:12And then,
09:13we have tier two.
09:15The most famous crooks
09:17who ever lived.
09:18Done, Miss Jericho.
09:20No way!
09:21He must be cheating.
09:22We know he's got form,
09:23but...
09:24You want my help?
09:25Just ask.
09:2621 seconds, Gabriel.
09:29Very respectable.
09:31And then, we have tier one.
09:35The greatest crooks who ever lived.
09:39What about tier four, Miss Jericho?
09:41We needn't concern ourselves with them.
09:43Strictly speaking, I don't consider them crooks.
09:46You mean,
09:47those who turn to the dark side?
09:49Like,
09:50the nameless.
09:52What?
09:55What's the nameless?
09:56Mention that word again,
09:57Mr. Delacoum,
09:58and I will fine you
09:5920 crooked points.
10:11Criminastics!
10:13Is it a sport?
10:15Is it a martial art?
10:17Is it an endurance test?
10:20Yeah, yeah, and yeah!
10:22Will it help you avoid capture?
10:24Yeah!
10:25Definitely.
10:27Might as well go straight to the hospital now.
10:29Skip the middle part.
10:31Now, before I let you loose in the criminasium,
10:33you must first master the fundamentals.
10:35There are five core moves in criminastics.
10:39Anyone?
10:40The spring,
10:40the hook,
10:41the drop,
10:42the bounce.
10:43The tumble.
10:44Correct.
10:45We shall start with the spring.
10:47I shall demonstrate.
11:02Slay.
11:03Your turn.
11:05Disappointing.
11:06Tragic.
11:08Feeble,
11:09boeble,
11:10hopeless,
11:11yikes.
11:11Nein!
11:15Ah, well.
11:16At least one of you has talent.
11:18She's nothing special.
11:19Shouldn't even be here.
11:20Why don't you leave her alone?
11:22Stay out of it, Avery.
11:24You don't understand.
11:24I can play with Edgar.
11:25Whatever it is her brother did has nothing.
11:27You want to know what her brother did?
11:29He betrayed us.
11:30He joined the enemy.
11:31An enemy that hates everything Crookhaven and this country stands for.
11:34Thank you, Edgar.
11:35It's true, Miss Friedrich.
11:36The nameless already have our blood on their hands.
11:39And they'll burn this place to the ground if they can.
11:42Again,
11:42that's her brother.
11:44Not her.
11:46You already made your point
11:47when you painted his name in red.
11:49No, that's slander.
11:50Really?
11:52Then why is there red paint on his hand?
11:54I can't brush it.
11:56What?
11:59I no longer have a brother
12:02and I don't need some merit to fight my corner.
12:13Why don't you defend Amira?
12:14I wasn't defending her.
12:15I was standing up to Edgar.
12:16Seemed different.
12:17I don't care about Amira.
12:19You saw the thanks I got.
12:21Maybe I just don't like people getting picked on.
12:23Right.
12:24You know what?
12:25I don't trust Amira.
12:27And I don't trust someone who sticks up for her.
12:29Especially when that someone cheated me out of...
12:32Seriously, you need to get over it.
12:33No, I can't figure out.
12:35Why have they picked you?
12:36I can't figure out why you're so obsessed with me.
12:39Because you're not one of us.
12:40You don't belong here.
12:43Just because I'm a bad teacher's daughter.
12:45I've got as much right to be here as anyone.
12:46You don't honestly believe that.
12:50Do you?
12:53Your legacies are all the same.
12:56Stuck up?
12:57Entitled?
12:58I'd rather be a merit any day of the week.
13:00It's why I'm something else.
13:01I've lived here my whole life.
13:03I've seen plenty of merits come and go.
13:06But unlike you.
13:08Who are you?
13:10Why are you here?
13:11Same reason as you.
13:11To be the best crook I can...
13:12You and I have nothing in common.
13:15And you'll never be a good crook.
13:17You have no chance in hell of winning this break-in.
13:20Literally zero.
13:26This is the longest I've gone without a screen in my life.
13:33Never realised how creepy Silas was till now.
13:38Yo!
13:39Game star!
13:41What would you choose for the feast if you win it?
13:43Oh, let's be real.
13:44It's gonna be a legacy.
13:45It's not gonna be a legacy.
13:47Oh!
13:48Easy, man.
13:48Just stay in.
13:49I'd rather eat broken glass than that egg girl.
13:53Or Penelope.
13:54I mean, yeah, sure.
13:55I mean, I don't want that either, but if I had to bet on it...
13:59It's not gonna happen.
14:01The moment I got my lockpicking down, I'm gonna head straight to that safe house.
14:07I was about to floss when I heard someone coming, so I hid.
14:10Why'd you hide?
14:11I don't know.
14:12I panicked.
14:14Anyway, Edgar and Dorian came in, and I overheard Edgar saying,
14:18I've made up my mind.
14:19That's a terrible impression.
14:21Not the point.
14:22Go on, bro.
14:23We need to do the break-in' today, before anyone else beats us to it.
14:29Especially Avery.
14:31Guess I need to go now.
14:32Like, now now?
14:33Like, right now?
14:34What, you've still got five days, Gibbsky?
14:36If you fail, you could lose seven points.
14:39Better not fail, then.
14:56I've done all yours.
14:58I've denied Ashant's existence, tried so hard to prove on one of them a legacy.
15:03Yeah, but it's no good.
15:05I don't belong here.
15:07Let me come home, Bubba.
15:10Please.
15:14We check every single letter and parcel that comes in here for explosives, poison, whatever.
15:22And there was nothing that would raise the alarm.
15:25The tape recorder?
15:26Well, that seemed harmless enough.
15:30The only DNA we found belonged to a postman.
15:32He used a voice modulator to disguise his voice.
15:36But I used a few tricks of my own to reverse it.
15:40There's a storm coming.
15:42A storm you can't escape.
15:45And you only have yourself to blame.
15:46I ran a voice print to analyze the frequencies, and it's a 99% match.
15:54The Leopard.
15:56Where has Caspian started?
16:11I expect to see my daughter's name at the top.
16:15Not with the Zero Point Brigade.
16:17I would be if you hadn't let Avery cheat at the Quicked Oak.
16:20Cheating is not forbidden.
16:21Only cheating friends.
16:23Which I can confidently say you and he are not.
16:28Why is Avery even here?
16:31On merit.
16:32Why else?
16:32What merit?
16:33Picking pockets.
16:35Cheating.
16:35Since he's currently beating you, I wouldn't cast aspersions.
16:39I hope to see you remedy the situation.
17:18Oh, dearie me.
17:218.3 seconds.
17:23It would appear we've got a new record.
17:32Didn't even get within eight feet of the safe house, Miss J.
17:36Fell for an old school trip while.
17:38Didn't think anybody would make such a basic error.
17:40I suppose we should respect you for trying, but I'm not inclined to.
17:48Do you think we could maybe keep this to ourselves?
17:55You have my word as a crook.
18:08Clause 21 of the criminal carter.
18:11Never take a crook at his word.
18:13So, as of now, all of you are still on zero points, but Gabriel crashes from the top to the
18:21bottom with a new score of minus two.
18:25As I will explain, Avery made a total of 13 errors during his disastrous attempt.
18:33His most catastrophic error was ignoring the first stage of a break-in.
18:40Casing the joint.
18:41Stage two.
18:43Infiltration.
18:44Stage three.
18:45The theft itself.
18:47And stage four.
18:49The getaway.
18:50Can't believe you fell for it.
18:52Good one, Ed.
18:53Go.
18:54You know, legacies know you never go first.
18:55For infiltration, the hook is the perfect way to avoid any ground-level deterrents such as trip wires.
19:03So you might want to pay special attention, Gabriel.
19:06ZZTV footage was epic.
19:08We'll make a sick meme, actually.
19:09You're a sick meme.
19:11That doesn't even make sense.
19:15As Penelope will demonstrate with the hook, you'll keep your legs a hibbit apart.
19:22Brace and focus on a clear and rigid ledge.
19:31Once you have purchased, you must use your deltoids to ascend.
19:36End.
19:47Beautiful form.
19:50Watch and learn, googlings.
19:53Nicky Halfness.
19:54Your turn.
20:00I've been thinking and I hate to admit it but well Avery's right I've been out of line
20:09us legacies need to stick together right right
20:27this is not how you do the hook Gabriel Avery your time come on what are you
20:38waiting for sure you're a legacy I'm an embarrassment no Avery's breaking that
20:47was an embarrassment I have no words a nice try Avery some of us have it some
21:04of us don't nine nine nine Avery stop you doubt yourself this is fatal if you
21:14don't believe you can then you can't
21:32so when are you gonna do it whole point is you don't tell anyone it's a game of
21:38chicken go too soon like Avery and you embarrass yourself the wait too long
21:46and someone else might beat you to it well aware Nicky thank you
21:59all right dudes I'm done waiting wait a bit longer I have to win I'm on minus two
22:05right now here yeah but I can't rest in that sneak ways will take the prize
22:32boom
22:48as you saw she got off to a very promising start made light work on the front locks good effort
22:54good work but she came a cropper because we'd set a cheeky little booby trap which means most of you
23:02we're still on zero points apart from Gia sorry to say that your fail has put
23:06you down the bottom of Gabriel on yikes minus seven three days left crooklings
23:16and only two of you have even attempted the break-in so you'd better hurry up
23:33you follow me why would I follow you study in the break-in just same as you yeah makes sense
23:44why'd you stand up for me before with Edgar because he does my head in don't worry next time I
23:51stay well
23:51out of it you've got to understand I'm a legacy oh yeah I'll get it yeah yeah I am it's
24:05my destiny to be a crook
24:07I don't buy destiny what's the point if we can't you know make our choices live our own lives
24:14might as well just give up who chose this you could have had a normal life
24:25you can't
24:30you'd be it if it was up to you
24:32course I would crookhaven's a privilege
24:36ah you've got that look same one you had when you disowned your brother
24:42like you're hiding something
24:43this this is crookhaven everyone's hiding something
24:56if no one finds a way in they'll hit the roof
24:59you will lock it
25:14it's been seven minutes you'd be cuffed in the back of a van by now
25:18I'm nearly there master
25:22I think you're ready to try the break-in
25:26you don't know how much that means
25:33get Harry in the coal mine
25:35clever
25:38just looking up with a new girl
25:41listen we know you want to win
25:42but we need this feast before we die of malmourishment
25:46so we've got up for a plan
25:47we were going to hack the alarm but we don't have a computer
25:50or a tablet or even a phone
25:53so we're going to rock it all
25:54we're going to disrupt the power circuit
25:56we're going to be a miracle
26:00get in my bed
26:02oh for pity's sake
26:04sometimes you just have to smash the stupid window
26:32five decision
26:35we're going to have post your love
26:37because i'm seeing
26:37the fellows
26:39focus on the task at hand
26:41we already got the power
26:43no power
26:47no alarm
26:48oh i'm sweating
26:49what is it
26:50fine
26:52i'd go
26:52jenny and ice cream
26:53bro
26:54it's a banquet
26:56not a kid party
26:57but it's what i want
26:58oh god
26:58wait
27:15so what a catalogue of epic fails
27:21addy
27:21and eddie
27:22you spent so long chatting about what was it
27:25jelly and ice cream
27:27that you stepped straight onto our hidden footplate
27:31nicky
27:32tried to calm the thirty foot wall with a six foot ladder
27:36idiotic
27:38and dorian
27:38you learnt what happens when you throw a small hammer
27:42at reinforced grass
27:43this isn't a game
27:45it's training
27:48and sooner than you think
27:49you will be breaking in
27:50for real
27:52but you will have an enemy
27:54considerably more dangerous than me
27:56or mr sisman to contend with
27:58you have until midnight tonight
28:01seven points to win
28:10dismissed
28:14can't imagine you'd be stupid enough to try again
28:17after that
28:18humiliation
28:19at least i gave it a go
28:22haven't just been putting it on
28:23it's called strategy
28:24or it's called being scared
28:28why would i be scared
28:33reminder
28:34running in the corridors is not permitted
28:37except during escape drills
28:39so yes
28:41yes
28:50yes
28:50yes
28:58I don't know.
29:33So, hear me out.
29:34It pains me to say it, but I've looked at all the angles,
29:36and the only way we're going to win this thing is if we work together.
29:40New Yutsuki sense in the end?
29:44What do you say, Amira?
29:47Legacy squad?
29:52So, Penelope, Edgar, and Amira.
29:55I know.
29:56Like a loser legacy supergroup.
29:58How can I win against the three of them?
30:00I mean, they're legacies.
30:02Come on.
30:05Come on, Gabe Star.
30:07Where's your...
30:10Your...
30:11Resolve.
30:12Tenacity.
30:13Indefatigability.
30:15Yeah.
30:16What are they saying?
30:17We need that feast, man.
30:18We need to kick Edgar's butt.
30:20We can show you how to disable the alarm.
30:22I can show you how to pick the lock in nine seconds.
30:25Why'd you guys help me?
30:26Because you're good vibes, Gabriel.
30:28Even if you don't want to be our friend, that's cool.
30:31We'd rather see you win than anyone else.
30:34Thanks, guys.
30:37What's up?
31:00He's been doing my stuff.
31:04We haven't.
31:06Oh, I know how I left it.
31:08Have you got, like, a photographic memory or something?
31:12Imagine if he did.
31:13That would be sick, man.
31:14Like an ultimate skill in an RPG.
31:16The whole, the whole game changer.
31:17Do you know what?
31:19I don't need your help.
31:21I'll go it alone.
31:24You always told me,
31:26trust no one but you.
31:28That's against the world, right?
31:29Come on.
31:30I never meant for you to be alone.
31:33I was just trying to keep you safe.
31:36Yeah, but alone is safe.
31:39The moment you lower your guard,
31:40trust someone.
31:41No, love.
31:42Alone is lonely.
31:44What's happened?
31:46Penelope was right.
31:50I'm one true pony.
31:52I don't belong here.
31:53I'm never going to be one of them.
31:54Well, I don't know who this Penelope is,
31:56but I'd like a word.
31:57No one's allowed to be that rude to you except me.
31:59She's the worst.
32:01Then ignore her.
32:02She doesn't know you like I do.
32:04All I know is that you've been given a second chance at St. Jude's,
32:08a chance to get back on the straight and narrow.
32:10So, if you give up now,
32:12and come on with your tail between your legs,
32:14I'll never forgive you.
32:17You've got like a photographic memory or something.
32:20Imagine if you did.
32:21That would be sick, man.
32:22Like an ultimate slender.
32:23I'll be kidding.
32:30The hook is a perfect way to avoid any ground-levely torrents
32:34such as trip wires.
32:35If no one finds a way in them, hit the roof.
32:38Hit the roof.
33:01Two minutes 24 to their back.
33:12If you don't believe you can,
33:14then you can't.
33:38What is it?
33:39You can spree my ankle.
33:51Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
33:53You'll have to go in without me.
33:56Come on.
34:06Leave first.
34:07I'll be right behind you.
34:10You can trust me, Amira.
34:13We're legacies.
34:20Sometimes you just have to smash the stupid window.
34:53One last thing.
34:57Ishan's a traitor.
34:59I need to hear you say it.
35:01You know you can trust me,
35:03but I need to know once and for all I can trust you.
35:13He's twice the man you'll ever be.
35:17I want it to know once and for all I can trust you.
35:18I want it to be wrong.
35:24Give it up, Avery.
35:26Know when you're outclassed.
35:33No!
35:36No!
35:39Amira!
36:04No!
36:21I was this close to winning why would you trust Edgar he tried to shoot Gia with an arrow
36:27kind of a red flag no you didn't have to help me yeah because I was going to let you
36:30fall off a
36:31roof you're welcome by the way see there is you act like you're this big tough guy I don't care
36:38about anyone but it's all for show I see you you're just like a shan
36:49that's why you tipped me off hit the roof you're the only person that stuck up for me since I
36:57got
36:57here how else was I supposed to thank you I'm here to prove I can be the perfect legacy
37:05it's all didn't join them I know it they kidnapped him the nameless
37:15why are you telling me this something tells me I can trust you same
37:48I only wish
37:49you could have found the solution without cheating
37:54a secret door isn't cheating it's using what's there
37:58stealing the plans working with the crew I wasn't working with them
38:03it's a classic double cross you you've taught me since birth to cheat and steal
38:14need I remind you that I am not just your father I am the headmaster the head of the crooked
38:23complex
38:23I thought you'd be proud of me there are things in here that you cannot know about
38:28I'm not a child anymore dad I when you were my age you were breaking into Russian bank vault
38:32the world was simpler then
38:43I won't apologize for protecting what innocence is left for as long as I can
38:57I hope those legacies make themselves sick
39:01what even is a begonia
39:03they were my wife's favorite flowers keep shoveling
39:22the nameless are pure evil
39:25they use their skills for power and greed and they don't care who they hurt
39:29or worse
39:31Ishan would never choose that life
39:35instead of trying to be the perfect legacy
39:39why don't you try to prove Ishan's not what they say he is
39:41what if that's my destiny
39:43what if that's why I'm here
39:45to clear his name
39:46I don't believe in destiny
39:53for sure he's innocent
39:55he just vanished
39:57if it was a choice he'd left me a message
40:00the only thing left behind was the nameless's calling card
40:04calling card
40:05it's a penny
40:06burnt on one side
40:34the only thing left behind was the nameless's calling card
40:37penny burnt on one side
40:41I would keep this hidden if I were you
40:48that's why you're here
40:49I knew someone was off the moment I met you
40:51you won't hand up nothing
40:53but how it all makes sense
40:55you're a little bond with a mirror
40:57this
40:58you're with the nameless
40:59what no I promise
41:00I've never even heard of the nameless
41:02I'm taking you down Avery
41:04you're history
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