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01:01I created Death Race six years ago.
01:03I now have seen this movie on Netflix.
01:06The drivers are convicts and rules are simple.
01:09There are no rules.
01:10The race.
01:12The way they like it.
01:15Win and get freedom.
01:19I'm not trying to make a demolition title.
01:21I'm not trying to make a demolition title.
01:25There's a big guy.
01:27Jensen Apes.
01:28He used to race for NASCAR.
01:29They say he killed his wife.
01:41I guess he didn't like your meal.
01:44I want you to drive for me.
01:46I should take force while I've done this for you.
01:48I'm offering you your freedom.
01:50All you have to do is walk on that track alive.
01:52And win, of course.
01:54The race takes place in three stages over three days.
01:58Tomorrow you meet your navigator.
02:00They get busted from the women's facilities.
02:03Oh, he's looking like...
02:05So, what about the other drivers?
02:07It's cute.
02:08I'm gonna be cute.
02:09I'm gonna win this race.
02:10Someone out of here.
02:13Time to make the monster.
02:15Mustang V8 Fastback.
02:17Ring, we're cold.
02:19Steel plate for defense.
02:21Smoke.
02:22Oil.
02:23Snake bombs.
02:2530 millimeter machine guns for offense.
02:28Now that's entertainment.
02:31What?
02:33It's not.
02:35Christ.
02:37No.
02:38I'm sure how lucky a driver I mean just happened to turn up in your prison.
02:42I like more than lucky.
02:44You're out in front.
02:45Who are you gonna shoot at?
02:47Don't go backwards.
02:50He knows we said he was.
02:52What are we gonna do?
02:53We're going to kill him.
02:55We'll kill him.
02:58Go, go, go.
02:59Go, go, go.
02:59Go, go, go, go.
03:10What just happened?
03:13What?
03:19Can't kill me.
03:20Damn.
03:21You can shoot me, but you can't kill me!
03:24Block your head, boy.
03:26Truck.
03:29I'll get that pot truck.
03:48You know who I am, I know who you are.
03:56This can be deceptive.
04:02What is it?
04:05Yes.
04:08Oh, my goodness.
04:10That's my desk.
04:23Your heart's killing her.
04:25Report back to me when...
04:28I don't know.
04:30When it makes sense.
04:31Really?
04:34Burn after reading.
04:37Coming soon.
04:38Okay.
04:49Now for our next Izoom.
04:51The royal crown, Beth Boron.
04:53A piece of a long, lost sculpture.
04:57Lost?
04:57Not at all.
04:59Very much alive.
05:01and I am here
05:02to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
05:05Core security!
05:09What the...
05:13What is that?
05:15When our world is threatened,
05:18I return to Wade's war
05:20and reclaim our land.
05:23My forces beyond our understanding.
05:28Our government turns.
05:31To an elite, top-secret organization.
05:34We're moving up.
05:37And over 70 guests reported.
05:39We have no survivors?
05:40Same story here, babe.
05:42Don't call me babe.
05:43Hey, I said.
05:45Hey, Red, we have company.
06:00I have a suspect.
06:02The royal seal.
06:04I'm Princess Carla.
06:06My father died to uphold the truth for your world.
06:10I will call upon the helm of all the children of the earth.
06:13The good.
06:15The bad.
06:16Give her up, Bastia.
06:17We can see it.
06:18See me!
06:20How?
06:20How do you see me?
06:22And the worst.
06:24The golden army.
06:26The unstoppable force.
06:28Oh, crap.
06:33Kill them.
06:35I wouldn't do that while we go.
06:47They're afraid of me.
06:49You never worry, Cuddle with us.
06:51I'm dead.
06:53Make the choice.
06:59You woke up, baby.
07:03How boy, sir.
07:04The golden army.
07:07Coming, sir.
07:16Look at this, Alex.
07:23Look out!
07:29Oh, God.
07:32Traps.
07:34We found a professor.
07:36It's the tomb of the dragon emperor, and he saw me.
07:38This is him.
07:40I'm mad at me.
07:41About 2,000 years ago, China's dragon emperor conquered half the world.
07:52Now, he is returning.
07:55He's back from the dead.
07:56To finish the job.
07:58Here we go again.
07:59Breathe.
08:01From universal majors.
08:03We're going to do this my way.
08:04I put down more mummies in my time than you.
08:06You put down one mummy, Dad.
08:07Yeah, same mummy.
08:09Twice.
08:10And the predictions of the mummy, and the mummy returns.
08:14How exactly are you supposed to fend them off?
08:17When the emperor built the great wall,
08:20he buried his enemies underneath it.
08:22I will call them to battle once again.
08:41I don't know.
08:42I don't know.
08:43I don't know.
08:46What are you doing?
08:49This guy ever run out of tricks?
08:52Life's an adventure.
08:54Then we'll live.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:57For all eternity.
09:22The mummy tomb of the dragon emperor.
09:27Good evening.
09:28Good evening.
09:40I shall resign the presidency at noon tomorrow.
09:43This is a historic day.
09:45Only now we have never resigned.
09:48What do you want to do about the water gate cover?
09:50The man who has committed the greatest felony in American history
09:54will never stand trial.
09:56I've had an idea for an engine.
09:58Richard Nixon.
10:00You're a talk show host.
10:01I guess I didn't watch you in the beach.
10:04When they told you.
10:06Why would I want to talk to David Favre?
10:09I got half a million dollars.
10:10Really?
10:13Frost has fired three crack investigators.
10:16Can I be crack one?
10:17Can I be king crack?
10:19Really?
10:20Everything is not in this country.
10:22Are you kidding me?
10:23Pleasure to mention.
10:25Mr. President, that was devastating.
10:28I don't think he's ever going to get over that.
10:32Frost is just not in your classroom.
10:34You're going to be able to rebuild your reputation.
10:36This entire project is a joke.
10:39I do hope that isn't coming out of your own pocket.
10:42I wish my pockets were that deep.
10:44I've missed for everything I've got.
10:47There's a reason they call it tricky.
10:49Can anybody roll tape?
10:51Can I press a tape?
10:52I'm sorry.
10:53Yes.
10:53Four.
10:54Three.
10:55Two.
10:56I'm going in fornicode.
10:57And you, David.
11:00Why?
11:04The American people need a convention.
11:07I'd like to give Richard Nixon a trial.
11:09He never had it.
11:13Democracy depends on us.
11:15We're not going to let that happen.
11:17We're going to make a joke.
11:19On a power and boring.
11:21Why didn't you burn the tangents?
11:23I didn't want to take any questions.
11:26I wanted to shut it down.
11:28I will ruin you.
11:30It takes a rest of my life.
11:33What have I done?
11:35If in this interview, Nixon exonerates himself more, that would be the worst crime of all.
11:41Three.
11:42Two.
11:43Cue David.
11:44One.
11:45Are you really saying the president can do something illegal?
11:49I'm saying that when the president does it, that means it's not illegal.
11:55I'm sorry.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:17I'm sorry.
12:19Oh, my God.
12:52Oh, my God.
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