00:20Australia makes great films, but with film piracy now costing $230 million a year, expect
00:28to see a lot less. Burning, buying, or downloading pirated films may seem harmless, but what
00:34you're really burning is the future of Australian films.
00:46Every year it's weird going back to school, but here we are just going with the flow.
00:52Trying to love and laugh out loud, which is nice because my name is Lola, but
00:57everyone calls me Lola.
01:01I'm going to call or text me.
01:04I'm kind of hooked up with this girl.
01:06Whatever.
01:07My baby.
01:08I'm not a baby anymore.
01:10This is so not a perfect day.
01:13Why is she always with me?
01:15She's disgusting.
01:16Oh, don't be jealous.
01:17Don't worry.
01:18We're friends, but if I just want you to know that if I were him, I'd never let you go.
01:21This one we have.
01:24He is so gorgeous, it hurts.
01:27You really are amazing.
01:28No.
01:30You're amazing.
01:35Kyle, you coming?
01:36Yeah.
01:36Friendship is not that easy to turn into love.
01:39Now that you can get up, I figured maybe I can get some.
01:41I can't believe I refuse you!
01:43A C in history?
01:44A D in biology?
01:46Lola, what are you thinking?
01:47It's not my fault.
01:48There's a few things that I won't tolerate.
01:50Really?
01:50Like what?
01:51Like messing up your life.
01:52I was never that bad, was I?
01:54Well, sometimes she will.
01:57I really want to kiss you.
01:59Me too.
02:00So how was the party?
02:01Enjoy anything fun?
02:02It's so good to love someone so much it hurts.
02:05Hey, look, look, look.
02:06She's up to no good, I told you.
02:08You're disgusting.
02:09Lola, wait up!
02:10You think Ashley and I...
02:11Come on, don't lie to me.
02:12Cut my face, so creepy can't take a joke.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18Sorry too.
02:20Hey, Lola.
02:21It's me.
02:22We called.
02:25These songs, these only means a lot to me.
02:27I won't let you go, now you know I've been crazy for you all this time I've kept it close,
02:38always holding me With my heart on fire With my heart on fire I've been crazy for you all this
02:51time
02:51And I'll let you go, now you've got to take a moment
02:57The rules are there are no rules
03:00It's no emotional attachment, just a little bone and bolt
03:05I just broke with my boyfriend, he said I was cheating on with my blackberry
03:08So many women try to pass themselves off as virginal, you know it's not true
03:13Oh, did you not?
03:15No, fair enough, there's only one left
03:17James, well what am I supposed to do?
03:22This is so hard. Nobody tells you it's going to be so hard.
03:26Yes, they do, Cam. That's pretty much all people say.
03:28Is that a baby on your own?
03:30Is it not bring your baby to work day?
03:32Make fun of me all you work for being a virgin.
03:34You will never hear me say, I had sex with some guy last night who didn't call me or,
03:38I got pregnant again.
03:39Snap.
03:41I haven't had contact with a man in over a year.
03:43It's too much to ask for a date with a guy other than the one I gave birth to.
03:46Oh, he's cute.
03:48Who?
03:48Oh, hi. I'm Nicholas.
03:52So, you're flirting with me? Is that what's going on?
03:54You're flirting.
03:55I am not flirting. You should have seen him.
03:58He was really hot, like a Greek statue.
04:00Oh, don't say that. Those things suffer from smuggle.
04:03Sergei's on the phone with his old lady. His kid has diarrhea.
04:06One night, I decide to go out, and he has to get sick.
04:08I swear he's out to get me.
04:09Oh, those creepy little baby hands.
04:11Kids, what a buzzkill, huh?
04:14I lied about being a mom. I lied to get a guy to like me.
04:18I'm one of those lame girls that jack it up for the rest of us.
04:21This must be your roommate with a baby.
04:23Yep.
04:23Oh, yeah.
04:24I can see you, child, on your hip, going to be a mom.
04:27And I see you, mustache on your face, profile, then to catch a predator.
04:30Oh.
04:31I like this guy, and now it's not just some little accidental lie.
04:35It's a huge, complicated mess.
04:36It makes me crazy nowadays that people have children when there are so many dogs that need
04:52forever homes.
04:54What?
04:55You look like a prostitute.
04:56You look like Jennifer Aniston and friends with money.
04:58Have you seen the night quarter?
04:59Are you dating Marilyn Manson?
05:00Did you kill him in this study with the candlestick holder?
05:02You guys are random.
05:04Ha, ha.
05:06Ha, ha.
05:13Ha!
05:14What's her name?
05:15Oh my God, this is so amazing.
05:16I'm scared.
05:17I'm scared, too.
05:18Having a baby can be a real mother.
05:20I want that, but girl.
05:21You said you didn't want it, and you said that even if you did ask for it, that that
05:24would just be the crazy father.
05:25Gary, get me the juice!
05:27But what can you expect when you're going to be a father?
05:30Dude's group.
05:30You want Alex ready?
05:31Send him to the dude.
05:38Fellas, say hello to our newest member.
05:40Welcome to Happy Hour.
05:41Let's walk.
05:43Ow!
05:44You look like you got your hands over there.
05:46It's cool, but you don't have a kid yet.
05:48You're still on the other side.
05:49Stay on that side, Alex.
05:50The side where happiness goes to die.
05:52Rule number one.
05:53Don't talk about what we walk about.
05:55It's like Fight Club.
05:56All eights, no fighting.
05:57Everybody has babies.
05:58You drop your can of a changing table.
06:00Rule number two.
06:01We don't judge.
06:02No judging.
06:03This is not going to move in training.
06:04You try not to die.
06:05Don't!
06:05Get out of those bushes!
06:07What's up?
06:12You told your wife that Craig likes to call Henri?
06:15Henry?
06:15You what?
06:16First rule, Alex.
06:18Right.
06:18I'm feeling a little judged right now.
06:19You broke the rule, bro.
06:21She's all over here.
06:22Whoa!
06:23Whoa!
06:23Terrified?
06:24You should be.
06:25Here's what's going to happen.
06:26She's going to be laying the kid out to the side.
06:29A little better.
06:32That's sweet, but Alex is adopted.
06:34Oh.
06:35Yeah, do it that way.
06:36No fuss, no money.
06:37What to expect.
06:38What you're expecting.
06:39Stuff just happened.
06:40Okay, last week, my kid ate a cigarette.
06:42I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday.
06:44I picked up the wrong babies from daycare.
06:45Not my baby swimming in the toilet.
06:47No judging.
06:50No judging.
06:54No judging.
06:55Never.
07:03Maybe there's not a copy of the car.
07:05How could I do that?
07:06That would.
07:06Yeah.
07:09Oh.
07:13Oh.
07:15Oh.
07:16Oh.
07:16Oh, yeah.
07:17Oh, yeah.
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