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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop?
00:00:59Tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
00:01:18I don't want you to stop.
00:01:21I don't want you to stop.
00:01:23I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:57We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:10I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela
00:03:18can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:03Just as handsome as I...
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Okay.
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:10You're all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:41I think we got it.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together too
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49And have a happy family
00:06:50Yeah, of course
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom
00:07:03From my family to you
00:07:13Bad news, boss
00:07:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:16To be your fake wife
00:07:17Bailed last minute
00:07:18Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever
00:07:27It doesn't matter
00:07:29I've got what I need
00:07:32Sam, don't worry about it
00:07:34I already found someone
00:07:40Okay, well
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:45Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:50In this fake-it-to-your-family plan
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:55It will make it more believable
00:08:00Fine
00:08:00Yeah, fine
00:08:01Okay
00:08:02You can come
00:08:10Let's go
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:19Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:38She does kind of look like him
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you
00:08:48Here, let me get this
00:08:51They're gonna love you, Max
00:08:54Oh, so
00:08:55I was, uh, thinking
00:08:57That since we're married
00:08:59We should probably
00:09:01Kiss
00:09:02Once or twice
00:09:04In front of them
00:09:05Okay
00:09:06Should we use our tongues, or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not
00:09:10And absolutely no
00:09:11Sex?
00:09:13Yes
00:09:14This is strictly business
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:30Let's go
00:09:37Here
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:45And this isn't a real relationship
00:09:47And I don't want your money
00:09:50Attention shoppers
00:09:51All bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5350% off pies
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies
00:09:57Did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind
00:10:00Hurry up and go
00:10:00Go
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there
00:10:05Hi
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah
00:10:06Just these things
00:10:07Okay, great
00:10:08We have a holiday special today
00:10:11Spend $500
00:10:12Get 10% off
00:10:13And you are just short
00:10:14$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:16Oh, great
00:10:17Yeah
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here
00:10:24Relax
00:10:25Yeah, yeah
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick
00:10:30Okay, thank you
00:10:33Hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:39You can wait your turn
00:10:44Thank you
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:10:54Not the pies
00:10:54Not the pies
00:10:55You can just set those on top
00:11:02Hi, guys
00:11:03I'm going to hand you
00:11:05all these pies
00:11:08Thank you
00:11:09Thank you
00:11:09Of course
00:11:11Thank you so much
00:11:12Of course
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:13Thank you
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:18Just to give it away
00:11:19Yeah
00:11:19Thank you
00:11:21Merry Christmas
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can
00:11:36We should go
00:11:37We got to pick up paper
00:11:41Watch out
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up
00:12:05Oh, sorry
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey
00:12:07Well, stay out of character
00:12:09Until Christmas
00:12:15And don't be late
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of
00:12:33Not that I'm judging
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight
00:12:36Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:39Why don't we say
00:12:40That you do mid-level management
00:12:41For Harrison Group
00:12:42I think that's respectable
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No
00:12:47Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too
00:12:52So
00:12:53It's perfect
00:12:58Oh, and uh
00:12:59Wear something nice
00:13:01For Christmas dinner
00:13:01Don't worry
00:13:02Okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08Too much
00:13:29Let's go, Sam
00:13:30It's time to check out
00:13:31The new HQ site
00:13:33Hold on
00:13:33You're covered in water
00:13:34And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:35And it's not yours
00:13:38It's my daughter's
00:13:40Daughters
00:13:41Give me a DNA test
00:13:43For that little girl
00:13:44That he's with
00:13:59Hey, there they are
00:14:00Hey, that's me
00:14:02That's me
00:14:03Oh
00:14:04Dad
00:14:05So glad you made it
00:14:06Oh
00:14:07I missed you
00:14:08So
00:14:09Where's this mysterious
00:14:11Husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:15Good, good, good
00:14:18So
00:14:18Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh
00:14:23It's probably just some story
00:14:25She cooked up
00:14:26To stop people talking
00:14:27Poor thing
00:14:28Not surprising
00:14:29I mean
00:14:30She's 30
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age
00:14:33You become undateable
00:14:34Plus a kid looks so bad
00:14:37On dating apps
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:44Auntie Pamela
00:14:45Debbie
00:14:46My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:49We're only worried about you
00:14:51All these years without a husband
00:14:53Zip it, Pamela
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:14:59And look what happened
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:02Raising a kid all alone
00:15:04I'm not alone
00:15:05I'm not alone
00:15:05Mm-hmm
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager
00:15:13Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:24Actually
00:15:27He's right here
00:15:30Oh, wow
00:15:33Wow
00:15:34He is really good looking
00:15:36Ah, must be AI
00:15:39Mm-hmm
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva
00:15:41On your Photoshop skills
00:15:43Fake
00:15:43That's enough
00:15:44She's our daughter
00:15:45And your niece
00:15:47Show some respect
00:15:48Remember last year
00:15:49When I introduced you
00:15:51To my husband's nephew, William
00:15:53And you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison
00:15:58Group now
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year
00:16:02That's half a million
00:16:04Half a million
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him
00:16:08All the way to New York
00:16:09And speak of the devil
00:16:14Willie, you made it
00:16:26There you are
00:16:28Are, oh, look at you now
00:16:31Living the dream
00:16:32Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around
00:16:36In a car like that
00:16:37Had you not married that
00:16:38Criminal waste manager
00:16:40So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is
00:16:46It's pretty serious
00:16:48Wow
00:16:49You must have rushed the time of the night, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:58Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:05That's right
00:17:06Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:09Of my Christmas bonus
00:17:10Women love a man in red
00:17:12Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:17:15Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:17Don't touch me
00:17:19Oh, so entitled
00:17:21Williams, a successful man
00:17:23Of taste, not waste
00:17:25And yet, for some reason
00:17:27He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:29I mean, look at that car
00:17:31Did your husband afford anything
00:17:33Even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you
00:17:36And Piper with all my Harrison Group money
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:40And marry me instead
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you
00:17:44If you were the last man on Earth
00:17:50My mom would never marry
00:17:52She already has a husband
00:17:53And he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No
00:18:08Just like I thought
00:18:11Telling lies just like Mommy
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16And let me show you
00:18:17What happens to naughty children
00:18:22Hey
00:18:22Mommy
00:18:23Hey, are you okay?
00:18:25See your hands
00:18:26Oh my God
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in
00:18:28And get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:29Come on, now
00:18:30Let's go
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands
00:18:36On my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go
00:18:40Now, why would I go
00:18:41And do a thing like that
00:18:43When I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go
00:19:00Touch my wife again
00:19:02And I will snap every finger
00:19:03That you've got
00:19:08Max, you came
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter
00:19:17Mom, Dad, have to take her inside
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:21Well, well, well
00:19:22If it isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about
00:19:26That's right
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you
00:19:36I'm Max
00:19:37Eva told us all about you
00:19:39From New York
00:19:40Polite, handsome
00:19:42Just like she said
00:19:44Wow
00:19:45He was an AI
00:19:46See?
00:19:47He's real
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:52You son of a bitch
00:19:53You just ruined my suit
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57That pristine automobile
00:20:00That car
00:20:00Oh, my God
00:20:01That's worth more than a house
00:20:04That car
00:20:05It was all over the news
00:20:06When the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:10Wait
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:19And that's all he needs to know
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:23You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:29Jesus
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know
00:20:34Enough, please
00:20:37I trust my daughter
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal
00:20:42Max
00:20:43Be honest with me
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:52Sir?
00:20:54You need a breath mint
00:20:57Hey, that's it
00:20:58I'm calling the cops
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you
00:21:01Wait
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well
00:21:08Too late
00:21:15Listen, hon
00:21:16I believe you
00:21:17But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry, it's my car
00:21:24Okay, it's not stolen
00:21:25Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it
00:21:28Thank you
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:34Okay, I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:36But then you have to get lost
00:21:37And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:40Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word and I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:51Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though
00:21:58Here
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:21Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:28I...
00:22:29I...
00:22:29Please, please, please, please
00:22:30Please
00:22:34Please
00:22:35Please
00:22:41Please
00:22:42Oh, that William
00:22:43What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46You fooled me
00:22:46What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:51Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva
00:22:55We were just looking out for you
00:22:57Please forgive us
00:22:58Mr. Harrison
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:01Soon
00:23:02Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors
00:23:10We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:20Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law
00:23:36Come on, guys, let's go in
00:23:38Welcome to the family
00:23:42Welcome
00:23:43I want it
00:23:47This is your fault, Pam
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality
00:23:53My fault
00:23:54You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places
00:24:17A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes
00:24:23It's the season of giving
00:24:25He knows people
00:24:26Has connections
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:34Oh my god, just don't blow your cover
00:24:38Dad! Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:43Oh, honey
00:24:43We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:24:49I think they'd get it, hon
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine
00:24:56One of you guys just gets settled in
00:24:58And we will go check on her
00:25:00And after your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:02We'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:05Great
00:25:05See you in a bit
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:18Relax
00:25:19It was just a hug
00:25:22Ugh
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:26You'll be okay
00:25:27It's just one week
00:25:29Kill me now
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43I don't know, something just falls off
00:25:45Come on, this is ridiculous
00:25:47I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:49Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:51I don't like this
00:25:54Later
00:25:57Let's go
00:26:01Here we go
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey
00:26:06Everything looks amazing
00:26:07And happy holidays
00:26:08To the newest member of our family
00:26:11Hey, Max
00:26:11Oh
00:26:13Welcome
00:26:14Cheers
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith
00:26:16Looks great
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked
00:26:21So I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:23But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Oh, no, mom's testing him
00:26:30She's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:34And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow
00:26:39No, Eva, sweetie
00:26:42Kicking my foot
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom
00:26:44I
00:26:45Oh, jeez
00:26:47It's okay
00:26:48Look, mom, of course he knows
00:26:50And I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies
00:27:06Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind
00:27:10Well, of course
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good
00:27:17But something still falls off
00:27:18Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:24And we eloped before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:27But our marriage is real
00:27:28I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:34Now those are quality
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:50Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:56Luckily I was there to pick it up for her
00:27:59Silly face
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:06Lousers
00:28:08Nice
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:28:14There is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:15And I'm not just talking about William
00:28:18I'll drink to that
00:28:20I agree with you there
00:28:21So come on, guys
00:28:23Let's eat
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:42Nice and festive for you
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey
00:28:47Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:50Oh, honey
00:28:51Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:58Something about water conservation
00:29:00That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal
00:29:06Just shower together
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together
00:29:14Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:20You heard her
00:29:43Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:48Come on, we're wasting time
00:29:50You have 15 minutes
00:29:51Nice try
00:29:52I am not showering with you
00:29:54Alright, suit yourself
00:29:55More room for me in there
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first
00:30:15Come on, Max
00:30:17Get out of the way
00:30:18We agreed, nothing physical
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:30:22Relax
00:30:23I won't touch you
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to
00:30:29But that'll cost extra
00:30:30And your dreams
00:30:42Free to join me
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:05You're not gonna have me shower while you're left
00:31:06You wish
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:14Oh yeah?
00:31:16True
00:31:29Holy shit
00:31:33This is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:37I'll say
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Oh baby
00:31:46I don't think I want you
00:31:50I'm going to shut up
00:31:57Or maybe we should
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Oh, we're so sexy
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:26It's not you, Max
00:32:27It's us
00:32:28It's this
00:32:28This is all an act
00:32:29Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:32You're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:38Just
00:32:46That birthmark
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him
00:32:56The man from New Year's
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17Alone
00:33:20Of course
00:33:23We have a daughter together
00:33:25Oh my god
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor
00:33:36You can take the bed
00:33:38Thanks
00:33:40Hey
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47So if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I want to help
00:33:52He's Piper's father
00:33:54He has a right to know
00:33:57Um, Max
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01If you found out
00:34:02You had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no
00:34:09That's
00:34:09That's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:10Very
00:34:11Careful
00:34:13Mostly
00:34:15I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17To sleep around
00:34:18Family to me
00:34:19Is a big commitment
00:34:20And
00:34:21I don't want any loose ends
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right
00:34:26You wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27Tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him
00:34:29About Piper
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason
00:34:34Just
00:34:34Just curious
00:34:35No, I feel like you're
00:34:37Going somewhere with this
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No
00:34:41Well then
00:34:43Can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58Are you sure?
00:34:59You're just not trying to
00:35:01Break the contract
00:35:04Give me that
00:35:05Give me
00:35:05Give me
00:35:07Give me
00:35:07Woo
00:35:07Woo
00:35:18Elon
00:35:19The truth is
00:35:21Is that I
00:35:24Go, go, go, go
00:35:26Just a second
00:35:28Come in
00:35:30Hey hon
00:35:41Oh
00:35:43Sorry for interrupting
00:35:44But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:47Before I tuck her in
00:35:48Think you can take this one, dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:51I can see that
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't
00:35:57If you don't mind
00:35:58Well, thatta boy
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:01Just put his shirt on
00:36:01I'm gonna go get her
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:04Here comes Grandpa
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09To his team
00:36:10Gave a whistle
00:36:11And away they all flew
00:36:13Like the down of a thistle
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim
00:36:16As he drove out of sight
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all
00:36:21And to all
00:36:23A good night
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28She'd be over the moon
00:36:30Good night, Piper
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:39Because you are her dad
00:36:41Uh, no
00:36:42That man has no idea
00:36:45What a treasure
00:36:47He's missing out on
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him
00:36:57He deserves to know
00:37:05Max
00:37:09You're Piper's father
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off
00:37:47While we were asleep
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run
00:38:16Not on my watch
00:38:21Yeah, this
00:38:23I remember this
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great
00:38:43Wonderful
00:38:44Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:49Oh, no
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and saltines
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic
00:38:55It was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:56During wartime
00:38:57Don't be shy
00:38:58Go ahead, grab a handful
00:39:01Max, you don't have to
00:39:03No, no, it's okay
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple
00:39:07There we go
00:39:25Good?
00:39:26Mmm
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29Scrunches
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:41In her brood this year
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat
00:39:49And I'm...
00:39:51Hey, don't worry
00:39:52I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:59Just in case
00:40:01Well
00:40:02Looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15Wait, that earring
00:40:18Wait
00:40:19That earring
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:24Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details
00:40:29But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:33Right
00:40:34Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:40:35Anyone can have it
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43So Ava and Piper
00:40:45Still aren't here
00:40:47But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:50What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom
00:40:56Slim pickings
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management
00:41:00That explains it
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda
00:41:06No, Ava is your niece
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:16Exactly
00:41:16Not like my Sierra
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:23Oh, they're here
00:41:25Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:32Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:33Merry Christmas
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:38I am
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband
00:41:40Max
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you
00:41:42Welcome
00:41:42You're Ava's husband
00:41:44But
00:41:45You're gorgeous
00:41:48But
00:41:49What as handsome as you
00:41:50Look at you two
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:55Merry Christmas
00:41:57This is for Max and I
00:41:58Oh, my goodness
00:41:59Thank you, Eva
00:42:00Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:42:04Oops
00:42:04Oh, my bad
00:42:05Oh, a homemade gift
00:42:08How thrifty
00:42:09Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12Mommy's right, you mean all high
00:42:15You little
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:20Or you will lose yours
00:42:21Oh
00:42:22I think you broke my wrist
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:30He could ruin your life
00:42:44Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine
00:42:47I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:48It's okay
00:42:49It's okay
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:54Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults
00:43:05But leave my family out of this
00:43:09Her family
00:43:10She means me
00:43:16You okay, honey?
00:43:18Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:26Oh, wow
00:43:26I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:35Let's call him
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:38Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:44There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:48Fine, Dad
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan
00:43:50They're just jealous
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake
00:43:55I'll let you off easy
00:43:56I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05Alright, that's enough
00:44:06Everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:28Is this a joke?
00:44:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34Hold it
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:42My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:46King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:48And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51Three times the price
00:44:52Fifty times the flavor
00:44:54And you don't get a single bite
00:44:57It's just petty
00:44:58Maybe so
00:44:59But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:03Fine
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07Come on, let's go
00:45:08No, no
00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:12Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:16I know, dear
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:18Fine
00:45:19We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:22If you're a stray, then I'm a bitch
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together
00:45:32Fine
00:45:32We'll stay
00:45:34Can I have a little nibble?
00:45:37It's okay, sweetie
00:45:37We'll get something right after
00:45:39Like drive-thru?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:49No strays
00:45:50Al
00:45:50Jeezy, are you okay?
00:45:53Yes, please
00:45:53You hit my child
00:45:55You're fucking crazy
00:45:56Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:58Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:04Don't worry, baby
00:46:05I'll handle it
00:46:08Don't worry, baby
00:46:10I'll handle it
00:46:14Hi, Bert
00:46:15Sweetie
00:46:16Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart
00:46:22Give me two minutes
00:46:24And one phone call
00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28Actually, I do
00:46:30He's such a liar
00:46:31This ought to be hilarious
00:46:33Oh, it will be
00:46:37Sam
00:46:38Yeah, send the troops
00:46:40And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:42I'm already on my way
00:46:47Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:49I'm already on my way
00:46:53You hear this guy?
00:46:54He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:56From Antarctica
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:47:01His silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04Max, what are you doing?
00:47:07Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:47:08Santa's already on his way
00:47:09Actually
00:47:10Five
00:47:11Four
00:47:13Three
00:47:14Two
00:47:15Two
00:47:16One
00:47:18A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:37Thanks, boss
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:42Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:52You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:59Come on
00:48:01You can stop kidding around
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:48:05Pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO
00:48:09Come on
00:48:09You can stop the charade
00:48:10Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva
00:48:14I'm not pretending
00:48:17Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab
00:48:20As you requested
00:48:30How is this possible?
00:48:33This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:40I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:42That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:45Wait, no
00:48:47Hold on
00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:56Some of the small ones
00:48:59I mean, you know that
00:49:01You work for me
00:49:02Oh God
00:49:03I insulted my own boss
00:49:05I'm finished
00:49:10Oh God
00:49:11I insulted my own boss
00:49:13I'm finished
00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:17Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:21For tonight
00:49:22Your fee stands
00:49:24And with that
00:49:25Your career
00:49:26You're fired
00:49:28Fired?
00:49:29Sam
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35Oh God
00:49:35I can't be fired
00:49:38What?
00:49:39Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:44I'll do anything
00:49:45Guys
00:49:46Take out the trash
00:49:53And you
00:49:54Oh, me?
00:49:56Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:58That was a Christmas joke
00:50:00A family tradition
00:50:01Yeah, well
00:50:02There's a new family tradition
00:50:04Sam
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary
00:50:20Father, do something
00:50:22Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:25I'm leaving
00:50:26Mmm, pumpkin
00:50:28My favorite
00:50:34Come on, sweetie
00:50:35Daddy had the scrapped linen just for you
00:50:38Eat as much as you want
00:50:39Thanks, Daddy
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:52Well, if you want
00:50:53Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:54Just like this
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:57Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59I can't tell
00:51:01And that terrifies me
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison
00:51:08I brought you a gift
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:17Oh
00:51:18Oh, this is wonderful
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:24Tell me everything
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith
00:51:26Single mother, small town gal
00:51:28Didn't finish high school
00:51:29Currently works in retail
00:51:30Oh, Maximus
00:51:32I thought I raised you better
00:51:34A high school dropout
00:51:36In the Harrison family
00:51:39Not a chance
00:51:43She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:47Maximus seems to like her
00:51:49Silence
00:51:49Get me the address where she works
00:51:51It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:53That's nice
00:51:54We own that one
00:51:56Good work
00:51:57But take off that stupid hat
00:52:09Thanks
00:52:10So your dad insisted
00:52:11That I try this wine
00:52:13That he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:18And how about you?
00:52:23Me?
00:52:24Yeah
00:52:26Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:31Eva
00:52:42That birthmark
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:49You know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other
00:52:54Uh, no feelings, no complications
00:52:58That's what we agreed upon
00:52:59Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:53:02Max
00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right
00:53:06It's cold
00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12Max
00:53:14I need to tell you something
00:53:17It's something important
00:53:19Something important
00:53:19What's gotten into her?
00:53:21Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:30Piper is
00:53:35Piper is
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:39Sweetie
00:53:40Oh my gosh
00:53:41It's all swollen
00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper
00:53:54Okay, let me see
00:53:58I promise
00:53:59I won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or Mommy again
00:54:02But that's not true
00:54:03You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:08Daddy!
00:54:09No!
00:54:11No!
00:54:14Well...
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:28Really?
00:54:28Please stay, Daddy
00:54:33You think it will sky?
00:54:37Hmm
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42I have one, too
00:54:45Dad
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age
00:54:48Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51Really?
00:54:52No way
00:54:53No
00:54:53It was actually a cactus
00:54:56But it's still cool
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:04Piper
00:55:05How long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:14And how old are you?
00:55:15Six
00:55:17Six?
00:55:17That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:22Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:27What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:31Sorry, honey
00:55:32This man's your dad
00:55:33And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:37Um...
00:55:37Yeah
00:55:39Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:42Eva
00:55:47Okay, look
00:55:51Piper is
00:55:57Go on
00:56:03That must be an emergency
00:56:06Excuse me
00:56:07Sorry
00:56:08I take this
00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17Yeah
00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max
00:56:31That woman is manipulating you
00:56:33She's a high school dropout
00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband
00:56:41Max
00:56:42That man has no idea
00:56:44What a treasure
00:56:46He's missing out on
00:56:50I'm sorry, Max
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:54Your mother would take her away
00:56:55After Christmas
00:56:56It's over
00:56:59Eva?
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:04No, Mom, Mom
00:57:05Listen, I'm sorry
00:57:06Okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife
00:57:08And I've made up my mind
00:57:09I'm not leaving her
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:19Thank you
00:57:21Oh, I'm glad you are
00:57:24This is from you, Grandma
00:57:30Oh, wow
00:57:32That's so cool
00:57:35Derek, this is from Eva and I
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much
00:57:40Thanks, guys
00:57:41I'm glad you're here
00:57:44We got it!
00:57:46Wow!
00:57:47Damn, these are nice!
00:57:48Thanks!
00:57:49You're so cute
00:57:50Little ears
00:57:56Piper
00:57:56Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:03Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06What we got, guys?
00:58:07Walking home from our house
00:58:08Christmas Eve
00:58:13You never told me
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:23Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:44I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:47They're very common
00:58:48I feel so awful
00:58:49But I can't lose my child
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him
00:58:56Maybe
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No
00:59:06I'm fine
00:59:08Um
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:14I got you this
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season
00:59:19Open it
00:59:33Gloves
00:59:34Gloves
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40But
00:59:40That's Christmas
00:59:42You've already done so much for me
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah
00:59:52Warm
00:59:54Soft
00:59:57Perfect
01:00:02Thank you, Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom
01:00:11She partied all the time
01:00:12And
01:00:13I got gifts
01:00:14Plenty of them
01:00:15But
01:00:16I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20Nothing
01:00:21Personal
01:00:21Well, you deserve it
01:00:24You're a good guy
01:00:26And
01:00:27Someday you'll
01:00:28Find
01:00:29Someone special
01:00:30To
01:00:31Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:38What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here
01:01:08Max
01:01:09We can't
01:01:10If you want me to stop
01:01:13You better tell me right now
01:01:19Come on
01:01:20I don't want you to stop
01:01:28No matter how many years pass
01:01:30I still can't resist him
01:01:31I don't want you to stop
01:01:47I want you to stop
01:01:50I don't know
01:01:51I don't know
01:01:55I don't know
01:01:56Hi
01:01:56No matter how many years pass
01:01:56God, you weren't trying
01:01:56To fucking
01:01:57He is the same
01:01:58Yeah
01:01:59Youfal
01:02:00I don't know
01:02:01He rules
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still grab my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:26Let me give it to you.
01:03:41I'm going to give it to you.
01:03:52I'm going to give it to you.
01:03:54I'm going to give it to you.
01:03:54Who is calling me to serve you?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is.
01:04:11He's way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money.
01:04:14Leave my granddaughter with us.
01:04:16And go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife
01:04:18and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer
01:04:23could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money.
01:04:26And I'll leave on my own.
01:04:27But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband.
01:05:37A good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:51You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:16I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:30Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:42You can do this.
01:07:44You know she's on my side.
01:07:46You can do that.
01:07:47You can do that.
01:07:49You have to get rid of it.
01:07:49The one thing I know you are waiting for you.
01:07:50I don't want to.
01:07:51I am not sure.
01:07:52You're the only one person, but I don't want to know you.
01:07:57I don't want to know you.
01:07:59You are going to be on the other side.
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:31I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:05What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:49Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:35She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:22I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:27This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:42People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:53or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:15I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out!
01:12:40No.
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:55and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:38Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:45I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No, don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row, and that row,
01:14:04and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva.
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva.
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop.
01:15:13And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom, what did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her.
01:16:03Eva.
01:16:04Let me go.
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:10I'm not pretending.
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03Now, I'm a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie.
01:17:29I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:44You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:13Well, New Year's, that woman was evil.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:36Oh, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:50Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh, I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:09Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:22Hey, Mom.
01:20:24Oh.
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas.
01:21:37And the Christmas after that.
01:21:39And forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sure you're tired!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10No?
01:22:10That's not funny!
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