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00:03It's the best of ultimate gold greatest hits
00:06Featuring heroes of comedy like Jimmy Carr
00:09My best friend's wife is having a baby
00:12I said to him I said what do you want a boy or a girl
00:13And he thought about it he said I wanted a blowjob
00:15Jimmy Carr
00:16Backseat drivers they're all the same aren't they
00:18Why are we going into the woods please let me go
00:20And Jimmy Carr
00:21My girlfriend said you wanted me to tease her
00:23I said alright fatty
00:24Throw away all your other comedy specials
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00:30Pornography I'll come to that later
00:32With the greatest jokes from the greatest comedians
00:34Like Jimmy Carr
00:36People claim to be into recycling but you should see their faces
00:38When you rinse out a condom
00:40It's actually easy to tell if your house
00:42Is haunted it isn't
00:44I feel like I'm getting old
00:46I was watching porn recently I found myself thinking
00:48That bed looks comfy
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00:54What are you doing
00:56It's only on Netflix
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01:04There's no personal
01:04It's okay
01:05And there's no reason
01:06It's why we haven't brought in
01:10It's because it's the miracle
01:10It's not vodka
01:11There's no joke
01:11It's not sm Brig
01:11It's not true
01:12It's a black
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