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#video #Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 1

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00:00You
00:09High school almost killed me
00:14Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized
00:21I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:25And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you
00:29Even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35A lot changed in the last year
00:38Romance crossed enemy lines
00:41Some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak
00:48And there was drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:00Well done
01:01Some of us are still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling
01:08I'm gonna smash my exams
01:10Get into psych at university
01:11And continue being an absolute legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school
01:28So I can step into this beautiful thing
01:30Called adulthood
01:38That's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in tree woods or less
01:46It was? You know I ramble
01:47Well I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:54Help! Help!
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help!
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath
02:01It's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day
02:04For the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie
02:07It's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8
02:10And I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee
02:26So muck up day falls under my remit
02:29Sorry Em, she's alright
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:33Shove it up your ass, I don't care
02:34Don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey! I hope that's not a glitter bomb!
02:39What are you doing?
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:48You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive line, bitch!
02:56You're the worst
02:58That's why I love you though
03:13Oh, boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20Heard he's um, he's at a hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good
03:24Oh, good for him
03:29Oh my god, oh my god
03:31Trial exam results are in
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths, the plan's on track!
03:37The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni, Arts, Psychology
03:44We graduate with on-airs, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage
03:47Then come back and start our careers and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay
03:52Yeah, that one
03:53Sounds lesbo, my plan's to not get anyone pregnant
03:57Yet
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan
04:01Oh, way to bring up grossed boyfriends past
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Well, Sophie banned me from wearing it
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs
04:13Oh, she's going down
04:18Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive
04:22That closet, impressive, she messy, possessive
04:26That message to the best job
04:27No guys, this isn't fair, I can only get some fun at a time
04:31You have to kill!
04:33You have to kill!
04:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha
04:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
04:37That message to the best friends
04:38Oi! Popo Hyde!
04:40Suck this
04:41That's wrong!
04:43Ooooohh!
04:46Whoop!
04:48Uh!
04:49Uh!
04:50Oh!
04:52Oh ho ho!
04:54What?
04:56You, you!
04:57You never should've been
04:59You wanna make something else
05:03This time, you say you're just fine.
05:06You need a little something that can make you smile again.
05:11Come on.
05:12It won't take long.
05:14You need a little bit so you can impress every day.
05:17Go!
05:19Woo!
05:20Woo!
05:21I got one!
05:21Get in the head!
05:23Woo!
05:25Woo!
05:25Woo!
05:28That's our one!
05:33What just happened?
05:38Well, those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys.
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:47Thank you, Jojo.
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:58Miss, they didn't give us anything this time.
06:00They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot.
06:04Wow, he's a really ugly crier.
06:07Yeah.
06:08As school captain.
06:09And vice captain, head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club and the graduation committee.
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high during these stressful times before we graduate, miss.
06:19Exactly.
06:20They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head.
06:24They took our school spirit.
06:26Hear, hear.
06:26And we're not going to let them get away with it!
06:28Yeah!
06:29We're going to just lay down and let them get down.
06:31Yes!
06:32I was just saying, settle down, everyone.
06:34Please, thank you.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school, on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:51You are so close to the end.
06:54Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:04Well, but...
07:06Am I clear?
07:09Yes, miss.
07:10Sure.
07:10Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh, my God, what have they done?
07:22Five years from now, we graduate drama school.
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony.
07:30And attending movie premieres with cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that.
07:37Okay.
07:38Finished the apprenticeship.
07:40Um, and...
07:42You know.
07:43Doing...
07:45Doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award-winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Mum's got it all worked out.
07:55I'm going to be a carpenter.
07:56Like, Jesus.
07:57I think they are pretty good money.
07:59It's just, like, nothing but wood.
08:02All day.
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet, having graduated from my uni of choice, because I am going to
08:08get that scholarship.
08:10Everything go in a plan, I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted.
08:18Because she's gonna get drafted.
08:20She's so good.
08:22Okay, where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Um, just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best
08:45friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and probably have a boob dump by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs.
09:02No one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech for my last act of school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will. It will be. I promise. Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bolo, alright? Everyone's there.
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on. Come on.
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:29Do you think no one knows where the either's head is?
09:30I don't know. Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah. You two. Out. Okay?
09:35My boss sees he's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend. G'day.
09:42I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah. That was Seb's idea.
09:47And the either's head?
09:49Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back. Just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:56You enjoy the show, Dazzler?
09:57When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Oh, bah. If you want head, just ask nicely.
10:06Yuck!
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever. Not for this shit.
10:11Gotta get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight.
10:16I got a summer job at the Carnival in Towns.
10:19What?
10:20I wouldn't set foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:24How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence
10:32and a low, low IQ.
10:34Alright.
10:36Back in your box.
10:37Why?
10:39Come on.
10:40See you later, plebs.
10:42Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:52It's us versus them.
10:54They have something of ours.
10:56We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:03You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:14I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Harps.
11:29Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces.
11:33Or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kinda like you and Harper.
11:41Except Harper's not a massive dildo.
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're gonna be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:50Well, people change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53That's not me and Harps.
11:55We're gonna terrorise nursing homes together.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:04I would've sexed you to death.
12:06Worse ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch.
12:12I see what you did there.
12:14Gotta keep on track.
12:14Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in...
12:26330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:33Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's...
12:35It's really cold.
12:37Off.
12:41Baby.
12:42I'm not gonna ask again.
12:47Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh my...
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair.
12:53You've got a tutor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:56Give him here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:03Pompeii.
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24The Forbidden City.
13:36The Forbidden City.
13:42It's a grubby tactic.
13:46It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50change here.
14:02I mean...
14:03I've got to keep on track.
14:38I've got to keep on track.
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon, um, we all really appreciate you taking the time to see us today.
14:46Our students were very insistent.
14:48No problem.
14:50This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his vice, Johnson.
14:53I've asked him to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:55Now, let me get this straight.
15:01Naked boys in Balaclapas stormed Hartley High yesterday, and you think the boys are from this school?
15:09We know they are, sir.
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:27The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:47I can identify one of the streakers.
15:48He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:52That's not true, sir.
15:55I thought you said the boys were wearing Balaclavas.
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck.
15:59That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01One of the Year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there, and I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:12Sebastian, how did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:14Spear tackle.
16:15Rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:17Oh, church.
16:20Bullshit.
16:21Okay, Sasha, please.
16:22I was two inches away from your penis, and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ballsack, and
16:27I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well, clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:33This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:43Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:59Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:02Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend.
17:04Boyfriend, briefly.
17:06Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car.
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday, and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:15Don't read into it.
17:17Cool.
17:18Well, good.
17:19Just go hit the showers, and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you going to give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:42Oh, man.
17:43Oh, shit.
17:47Oh, God.
17:49Oh, God.
17:49Oh, God.
17:50Oh, God.
17:52Oh, God.
17:52I'm like, losers.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so we couldn't.
18:07Well, there's got to be a way.
18:08You're the one with the end.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me?
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:20Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:21How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What?
18:32How bad will your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay.
18:40It's okay.
18:41Okay?
18:42We've still got coursework and the HSC trials in the account for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48I'm not the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55Oh, piss off.
18:56You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously, you're just working two jobs and you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:04That's never going to change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:11Maybe...
19:13Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:19Okay?
19:20Okay?
19:28Wait here.
19:31Oh, my God.
20:23I love you, Matt, bitch.
20:25They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere
20:28they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centering.
20:31Okay, Matt, a third court.
20:33Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large,
20:35and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Arps.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45We could hang up from a rye.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell, yeah.
20:54All right.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's not worth the risk.
20:59At least I don't think about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head,
21:16and when...
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it
21:18if you'd shut your hole in the Bruno's meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk
21:27who was never formally canonised.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Well, yeah, it's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno's School website
21:39so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:41Up comes a picture of Bruno
21:42covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Sick idea, Sash.
22:06Great idea.
22:06Yeah, that's brilliant.
22:07Yeah, that's a matter.
22:08That's brilliant.
22:09Yeah, that's a matter.
22:09Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so.
22:11So, um...
22:13Great, team.
22:14I'll get started on the research.
22:16Hey, you're going to work, girl, boss.
22:18We love you, Vice Captain.
22:20All right, our plan sheet's all over that.
22:22So I'll iron out the details
22:23and I'll see you there at 5pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg who said,
22:32just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:42Hi.
22:46But that final step
22:50will be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses
22:57and all the king's men
23:00couldn't put my son together again.
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress
23:07the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase
23:09is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club,
23:12you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:15I'm just trying to lean
23:15into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:27Curse.
23:27Curse on both your houses.
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:39Um...
23:40Uh...
23:41Ants has found this website open
23:43on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss, called Velvet Thrones
23:52if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, Darren.
23:55Ant went full missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:57Everyone.
23:58Give it to your sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not,
24:04but it feels so good
24:06to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm gonna pretend
24:11I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I heard it's
24:16actually really good.
24:18Have you, um...
24:20Have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a
24:22VR headset, moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43Noah?
24:47Hey, what are you doing here?
24:49No.
24:49You didn't say you were gonna come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um, I left my charger, but, um, I can't stay. Harper's had a heapshit day, so I need
24:56to...
25:00What is that? Why is your hair wet? And why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yoke club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much she means to Quinny, so I...
25:17No, uh...
25:19Don't thank me yet, though. Um, strong winds overnight. Head fell off the bow into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks. A crab made a home in its left eye socket, and then, um, the seagulls
25:29came.
25:33Oh, Jesus! Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't want to tell you this, Quin, but, um, Seb took a shit in it.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:46Mm, which is why this mug needs to get it extra good.
25:52You gotta kiss a billion soon tonight.
25:55It's with a blue star box operator.
25:59I want to meet penetrator.
26:01Oh, that is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:06Hearts, nose, soles.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands. Who needs blood splatter there?
26:16At this rate, I'll never be able to nose again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open my store 15 minutes ago. Come find me, yeah?
26:22Okay, thanks, babe. I'll see you later.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:33Hey!
26:48It's Malachi, remember?
26:50Yeah, the guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay. I came, just...
27:01Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning. We just wanted to hang out.
27:13Um...
27:13What are you doing back?
27:15Uh, Dad. He finished up his contract.
27:17So, Mum and I have just come to help pack up the house.
27:22Malachi, come on! Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion,
27:29but unlimited rides, people!
27:32Sorry, we're off the band, back together!
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:37Did you, um, did you know...
27:40No.
27:42I mean, Malachi did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was in the approximate geographical location.
27:48What? I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby, it was just close friends.
27:53Which I am right the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack,
27:57but we need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right, okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time, we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:26Huh? Oh, yeah?
28:34Yeah!
28:54Oh, yeah!
28:56I'm guiding us up to the end of the world
29:08As you see, there's no one around
29:12Hello, Rob.
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like full-on summit.
29:24Sorry, that must have been to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28You're the pond, not the fish.
29:31Moved on. My life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly, how are you feeling?
29:39Hey, we're going to get you through hops.
29:42Don't forget showcase. That'll make up for heaps of lost marks.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:47It will.
29:48I'm covering brakes. You want to take yours now?
29:51Thanks, I don't need a bum.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My maid will get me something.
29:57Does your maid have a name?
29:59Amory.
30:00Amory.
30:01I thought it was going to be beautiful.
30:04Chill, Liam.
30:05She's also got a really hot, rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gurdon, your own time.
30:12Have another drink, Clancy.
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No, my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel that she's shacked up with.
30:21Let me know if you change your mind, yeah?
30:26Lock up your door.
30:28Hey, Chase Gurdon, your own time, yeah?
30:40Anne-Marie.
30:42Anne-Marie.
30:54Ah, can we just...
30:58Now, what's going on with...
31:01We moved to the way across the world, and I had to hear it from Lucy.
31:04I know, it was...
31:05It was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least, you could have said goodbye.
31:12Is that why you ignored my letter?
31:17I never got a letter.
31:20You didn't?
31:22I'm not the guy.
31:24To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse for you to pull out now.
31:28No, I can be a dickhead, sure, but I'm not a liar.
31:33No, I slipped it into your locker the day of formal.
31:39That whole part of the school burnt to the ground.
32:03They're tragic, you going on this alone.
32:07Yeah, I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh, my God, this is so lame.
32:31You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:36Oh.
32:36Oh!
32:38You know, laughter is a stress response to fear.
32:41Okay, I'm literally about to study psychology.
32:44I think I can psychoanalyze myself.
32:47I'm not scared.
32:48Oh!
32:49I'm shooting myself!
32:51Mom!
33:03I don't think this is part of the ride.
33:09I must have just missed the sweet spot there, big man.
33:12Sorry about that.
33:13Better luck next time, eh?
33:15All right, three tickets, three chances to win.
33:18You're on that chest there, Hercules.
33:20Yeah!
33:20Step up and print!
33:22I think I got it from here.
33:23You wish?
33:25All right.
33:26Five bucks, as I can tell.
33:28Yeah, easy.
33:28Uh, are you forgetting something?
33:30I'm an athlete.
33:31I'll make you piss.
33:33Oh, the language of love.
33:34Want to learn?
33:35And check?
33:36You wish.
33:37Father of my babies.
33:40My heart.
33:41What?
33:43What?
33:44Yeah, all right.
33:44Enough for me.
33:45Give me that.
33:48I'm paid for that.
33:50I'll do it.
33:57That was so good.
34:00That was so good.
34:02What prize do you want, Quinny?
34:05Slappy hand!
34:07Slappy hand.
34:08I have a sloppy hand.
34:09I have a sloppy hand.
34:10All yours, darling.
34:23I actually would have piqued you for studying psych.
34:27Hmm.
34:28Yeah.
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people, you know?
34:32Trying to understand why they do the things they do.
34:36Then after all the row and stuff, I had to see a counsellor.
34:39So, you know, that really helped me.
34:43Thought I'd like to help people in that way, too.
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault.
34:54Or mine.
34:56And even though it was an awful experience,
35:00it brought some really positive change into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:05Oh, your boyfriend?
35:07You know?
35:08Oh, Missy keeps me updated, so.
35:11Oh.
35:11Hmm.
35:15So, how long is it, um...
35:17About a year.
35:19Yeah.
35:20Um, after the fire,
35:22St. Bruno's invited us to use their canvas.
35:24Like, their oval art rooms, sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah, but, like, the least awful relative one.
35:33No, he's the best.
35:35Honest, dependable, loyal.
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog.
35:41Well, dogs can't hold pants,
35:43so no risker than writing letters.
35:51So, um...
35:52Not that it really matters much now, but...
35:55What did you write me?
36:01What?
36:09It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person.
36:14Like what?
36:18Yeah.
36:23That I just...
36:28Oh, hi, Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie.
36:32So sorry to interrupt this.
36:35A little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a...
36:38Sorry, you just...
36:41Puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Straight as to the exit, eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah.
36:57Cody?
37:00Sasha?
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh, my parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers.
37:09Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before I...
37:13I should have just let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:20Liz, what are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24Oh, my son, you had...
37:27Water, water, water, water, water, water.
37:31Sashie!
37:32Sashie!
37:33Look what I got!
37:34And I told you not to spend all of your money on that.
37:38Get here, we're going home!
37:39Mum said it wasn't right!
37:45It's time to immobilise.
37:46Operation Hedgehog is a goal.
37:47Carnival's closing in 30 minutes.
37:50It's go time.
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around, actually.
38:03Need a ride, so...
38:06Did Mr. Tell you the full plan?
38:08To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers.
38:10Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for, like, a while.
38:17Unless I wait with you guys.
38:21A lot of bodies.
38:22Little chalk.
38:26But if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours, be my guest.
38:29I don't like this.
38:33Don't be afraid.
38:33Hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:53So I'm good
39:56Sorry, I'll get it
40:00Nope nope can't do it. Oh, no could it it's like a legit phobia you're a legit pussy, dude
40:09Time for you guys to measure dicks, please please settle down
40:13Babe, babe, it's okay
40:16Settle
40:17Settle
40:19I'm bored
40:20Oh, okay, don't forget
40:25Yes, all right, I grab the rope hops. I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever. Yeah, Missy
40:30Can you actually go do the same? This is our horror film stop and you know what to do, buddy?
40:35Do you know what?
40:36Um, and you two I really need that but we
40:39Impeccable timing seriously. Go find a bush. Okay?
40:43Go with
40:44Coming Queenie
40:55Come on
40:56Come on
40:57Okay, can you help me with it?
40:59Hey!
41:04Hold it up
41:05Okay, okay
41:07Hurry up
41:09Hold it, hold it
41:10Yeah, I've got it
41:11Oh my god
41:16And go
41:17Oh, Bruno
41:18Jenny
41:21Suck it, Seth
41:25Jesus
41:36What's going on? What's happening?
41:37I don't know
41:39Let's learn now
41:42Malachi! Just leave it!
41:44I don't know
41:45Oh my god
41:50Oh my god
41:52Oh my god
41:53Oh my god
41:59Oh my god
42:00Come on, come on
42:00I can't
42:01Oh my god
42:02Oh my god
42:12Oh my god
42:14Come back here!
42:44La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
42:46Four suns of a four, four suns of a sky
42:50In cold blood
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