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00:02Her takes are always a slam dunk, and she's competing for Eddie with the stew in the next
00:07bunk. It's What's What Happens Live with Michelle Collins and Jenna from Below Deck Down Under now.
00:23Hey, everybody. Welcome to What's What Happens Live. I'm your host, Andy Cohen,
00:27and the Bravo Clubhouse on Below Deck Down Under night. Every Monday, my first guest drops a new
00:32episode of BritBox's official podcast on the box. But when it comes to the Below Deck Down Under drama,
00:38she's always on the case. Please welcome our good friend, Michelle Collins.
00:43And give it up for seconds, too, from Below Deck Down Under, Jenna Woodburn.
00:50Great to see both of you. I want to get right into Below Deck. First of all, I mean, this
00:56may not be the most hot-button issue, but were Ben's eggs that runny?
01:02I mean, they were pretty runny. I mean, I had to drip it down the zinc, so...
01:07I don't know. You did.
01:08I did.
01:08And were they eggs a la Francais, which we're very familiar with from the Rowney legacy, or...?
01:15I mean, I personally wouldn't enjoy a plate of eggs with water on it.
01:20No. They were very... My... The only thing runnier than those were my eggs.
01:24And I'm just letting people know, there's two left, so get in there. Anyway...
01:29Wow.
01:29Let's have some fun.
01:30Well, the night is young.
01:32It is.
01:32We're going to fertilize those eggs.
01:34Oh, my God.
01:35Maybe tonight.
01:35I really hope so.
01:36Yeah, let's make a baby.
01:38Oh, my God. I would love that.
01:40Would that be called, like, a lavender baby?
01:42Oh, my God. A little Jewish baby.
01:45Yes.
01:45I'd love to say it would be beautiful.
01:46Yes, beautiful.
01:47How am I in tall?
01:48I know, which I love.
01:49Anyway, okay, we'll get into it.
01:51Okay, we'll leave it up.
01:51We'll get into it.
01:52Now, what was your reaction for Alicia blaming Mike for the cleaning cloth?
01:59And then we saw tonight, the footage proved that it was she who left it in there.
02:05I mean, with Mike and Alicia, both of them don't take any accountability for what they do.
02:11Right.
02:12And we will see that throughout the show, I believe.
02:16What was your reaction to Ellie's absolutely losing her mind with Chef Ben?
02:22I mean, it's not new for Ellie to lose her mind.
02:26True, true.
02:28Okay.
02:28Can I say?
02:29Okay.
02:30Can I say?
02:30Yes.
02:31I was never a huge fan of Ellie's until tonight.
02:34Right.
02:34I am her number one fan.
02:35Really?
02:36I felt it in my blood when she turned on Ben.
02:39I was like, yes, that finally someone is speaking up for women everywhere.
02:42It was like Dolly Parton in 9 to 5.
02:44Yes, exactly.
02:45I mean, yes.
02:45No, it was amazing.
02:46I love her.
02:46Yeah.
02:48By the way, before we move on, I have to ask,
02:52you tweeted, you were tweeting about the Oscars.
02:54You said Kate Hudson looked like Karen Huger.
02:58Yes.
02:58Break that down for me a little bit.
03:00What else do you want me to say?
03:01I thought, okay, like, you know, free Kate.
03:04I don't know.
03:04She looked, I just saw a picture of her and from, you know, we're not getting any younger
03:09and she looked like Karen Huger.
03:10She looks gorgeous, by the way.
03:11All right.
03:11I love that Karen Huger.
03:12How's she doing?
03:13She's good.
03:13Okay.
03:14She's good.
03:15Over at the bar, we have an author named Cynthia, and I was shocked to learn that her new novel,
03:20Lake Effect, doesn't even mention Lake Bailey.
03:22The book is out now.
03:23Say hi to Cynthia Dupree-Sweeney.
03:28Cynthia, did you get my Lake Bailey joke?
03:31I did.
03:32Oh, good.
03:32Yeah.
03:32Oh, I like you even more.
03:33I'm prepared.
03:34Yes.
03:35Okay.
03:35I like, I am excited to read this book.
03:38Tonight, Ellie maniacally crushed pistachios during her nutty galley fight with Ben, but
03:43I know Michelle will come right out of her shell if I ask her to crush a round of Bravo
03:47Hot Takes.
03:48Yes.
03:48Here we go, Michelle.
03:50Okay.
03:50Okay.
03:50Starting with Below Deck, do you see subtle sparks flying between Joao and Daisy?
03:55Could something be afoot?
03:57I hope there is.
03:58And I'm going to say this, that I met them at BravoCon.
04:00Okay.
04:00And Joao, again, not such a huge fan.
04:03I'm his number one fan.
04:04And they are both gorgeous.
04:05Yes.
04:05He's charming.
04:06He's funny.
04:06I know.
04:07Who knew?
04:07I know.
04:08Yeah, no.
04:08And I love Daisy, obviously.
04:09So, yes, I'm all for it.
04:10What do you think?
04:11I mean, I love Daisy.
04:14And I have a good relationship with Joao.
04:17So, together, though, I don't know.
04:20I like it.
04:21Joao can do a lap dance.
04:23I bet.
04:23Like, nobody's business.
04:24By the way, his girlfriend was there, and he almost gave me one.
04:26There you go.
04:26I'm not just saying that.
04:27I was like, okay.
04:28Now that Ben's had issues with both Alicia and Ellie, do you think he's the most
04:34problem, or is he getting unlucky?
04:36He is the problem.
04:37Okay.
04:37I will say it.
04:38Where's my camera?
04:39I do think he's the problem.
04:40You know, listen, you can be English and funny, but you can't be obnoxious.
04:43And there's something a little bit off with Ben.
04:45And I can't.
04:45He's a great chef.
04:46Yeah.
04:46I think he does beautiful work.
04:47But, no, I'm defending the women.
04:49What's your opinion on the gas dubbing Mike, the charmer of the crew, despite him not always
04:55getting his tasks done?
04:57Mike isn't for me.
04:58I just, it's too carved.
04:59Do you know when someone is, it's that English thing where they're taking the beard line
05:02like very Backstreet Boys.
05:04It's not for me.
05:04Now, you are a resident British expert.
05:08You are an expat.
05:09How are you digesting the new Ladies of London?
05:14Andy, from my heart, thank you for this show.
05:16I have nothing to do with it.
05:18Take credit.
05:19Okay.
05:19It is one of the best shows, I think, since Salt Lake.
05:22I have not been so excited.
05:23I love these women.
05:24I want to know them.
05:25Okay.
05:25I want to be like the poor friend, the Bethany, let's say.
05:28Back in the day.
05:29No, back in the day.
05:29You know what I mean?
05:30But yes, I want to take care of the bird.
05:31I'm in.
05:32Yes.
05:32Yeah.
05:33By the way, wait until you see The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
05:37Oh, I'm going to the party.
05:39Oh, good.
05:39Oh, and I can't wait.
05:40Oh, you're gonna.
05:41It's beyond.
05:42I have nothing left for these shows.
05:44Was Kimmy too crass complaining about the heavy conversation at the vineyard, or do you
05:49get what she was saying?
05:50I kind of get it, to be honest with you.
05:52Yeah, it was a bit heavy.
05:54I have sympathy for what happened.
05:55It's a horrible story, but, you know, let's have a laugh.
05:58Right.
05:59Okay, Beverly Hills.
06:00Yeah.
06:02Dorit versus the gals.
06:04Whose side are you on?
06:04Okay, people aren't going to like this.
06:06I have to be on my Dorit side.
06:08Okay.
06:08I love Dorit.
06:09You know, I knew that was going to happen, by the way.
06:11I'm ready for it.
06:12I'm ready.
06:13I love Dorit.
06:14As someone, I'm fairly late myself.
06:15I'll say not as late as she is, but she's funny.
06:18I make people who have humor, okay?
06:20And some of these girls, name some more names, don't.
06:22And it's a problem for me.
06:23Name some names.
06:24How are you feeling about Rachel?
06:27Oh, Rachel's fine.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Yeah.
06:29Okay.
06:30No, I like her.
06:31I like her kids.
06:31How do you feel about Amanda?
06:33Okay, Amanda's what I was talking about.
06:34Amanda needs to learn how to laugh.
06:36Sometimes you see someone, you go, what do they sound like laughing?
06:38Like the Olsen twins.
06:38I have never heard the...
06:40What do they sound like laughing?
06:41Andy, you don't know.
06:42We've never heard it.
06:43So I want to hear that sound, you know?
06:45I was on a very long yacht trip with Ashley Olsen.
06:51Tell me everything.
06:52I heard her laugh a lot.
06:53Really?
06:53Yes.
06:54Must be nice.
06:55Thank you very much.
06:56All right, tonight, Eddie Jolgena's dream wedding would include, quote, a lot of ABBA.
07:02And since the drama with Alicia had Jenna saying SOS, I need her to gimme, gimme, gimme her side of
07:08that whole mess with Eddie Steady Go, Jenna's version.
07:11Okay, what initially attracted you to Eddie when you got on the ship?
07:16He's a very kind person.
07:18Do you think Alicia would have handed over her phone if Mike hadn't fully blown up her spot?
07:23No.
07:24Are you surprised at all that Alicia is no longer seeing the boyfriend she was dating while on Charter?
07:29Absolutely not.
07:30What was going through your mind when you were witness to Alicia's phone call with her boyfriend trying to defuse
07:36the Eddie situation?
07:37Oh, I was, I have no words to describe what Eddie was hearing.
07:42Really?
07:43Now seeing how Ben acted in the galley this Charter season, does that dissuade you from feeling any feelings for
07:50the man?
07:51No, I have no feelings for him.
07:53When Eddie tried to deny wrongdoing, were you proud of yourself for challenging him and revealing you had seen the
07:58evidence firsthand?
08:00100% I stood by exactly what I said.
08:03Is Alicia a girl's girl who made a misstep or do you sense she's perpetually violating girl code?
08:10No, I don't think Alicia's girl, a girl's girl, whatever.
08:14Okay, were you at all surprised that Eddie tried to flirt with you on the most recent crew night out
08:19after the two of you had just discussed that you wanted to be friends?
08:22No, I'm hot, so I would understand if somebody wanted to flirt with me.
08:29I love it.
08:30Thank you very much.
08:32She's hot, so she understands it.
08:35Now it took Mike 20 minutes to get an ice bucket for the primary tonight, and I hope my guests
08:39will move with more urgency when I ask them to put some yachties in the three shady buckets.
08:44It's time to play Shag Roulette.
08:46Ladies, our slot machine will spit out random threesomes of single Bravo Leopardy as you will take turn choosing who
08:52to shag, who to marry, and who to kill.
08:54Michelle Collins, you are up first.
08:56I'm ready.
08:57Spin it, guys.
08:58I'm nervous.
08:59Captain Carrie, Captain Jason, Captain Glenn.
09:02Okay, Shag Captain Carrie, marry Captain Glenn, and I'm just going to have to kill Captain Jason.
09:09Guess what, girls?
09:10Guess what, girls?
09:12Again, I don't go for the common one.
09:14Everyone wants a piece of Jason.
09:16He's an okay guy.
09:18I need a little more leadership in the bedroom, and I feel like even on the ship.
09:22You think he's passive in the bedroom?
09:24No, I think on the ship he is.
09:25Okay.
09:26I need more leadership for Jason.
09:27Okay, Jenna, this is for you.
09:31Chef Ben, Chef Anthony, Chef Josh.
09:34Oh, okay.
09:36Well, Chef Josh is a clown.
09:38Ugh.
09:39Okay, so we kill Chef Josh.
09:41Okay.
09:43That's good.
09:44Yeah, no jokes in the bedroom.
09:47And then Chef Anthony, I think I s***ed.
09:51And then Chef Ben, I know.
09:53You'd marry Chef Ben, wow.
09:55Stability and all.
09:56Spin it around for Michelle Collins.
09:58No censorship in South Africa.
10:00Eddie, Mike, Joao.
10:02Ooh, okay, this is a good one.
10:04Murder Mike.
10:05I think I got them confused before.
10:07Mike's got to go.
10:08Okay.
10:09I would, I think I'd marry Eddie.
10:11He's got sad eyes, and I like that.
10:14And then I would absolutely shagged him out.
10:16Okay, very good.
10:18Okay, Jenna, this one's for you.
10:21Nathan, Max, Joe Bradley.
10:24Oh, Joe looks hot.
10:26Okay.
10:27Let's marry the hot one.
10:29Okay.
10:29No.
10:30Yeah.
10:30Nathan.
10:31Okay.
10:33And then Max.
10:35Yeah, no.
10:35Okay.
10:36Oh, shagged.
10:37Let's do one more for Michelle.
10:40Yeah.
10:40Sustainable Shane.
10:42Tom.
10:43Kelly.
10:44Barely remember these guys.
10:45Okay.
10:45So let's just go around.
10:46I literally, they all look the same.
10:47This looks like from Sound of Music, Rolf and his two siblings.
10:51I'll do, let's marry Kelly.
10:54He looks like he yearns a living.
10:55Tom, gotta go.
10:56I'm getting MAGA vibes and Sustainable Shane.
10:59I'll, uh, shagged.
11:00Thank you very much, Michelle Collins.
11:02We will be right back.
11:05This is Stop and Live Live this week.
11:07Don't go anywhere.
11:09Change it to your wife.
11:12Change it to your wife.
11:22All right, welcome back to Watch It On The Time.
11:24I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse with the hilarious Michelle Collins.
11:28The Michelle Collins Show drops new content daily on Patreon daily.
11:32Wow, check it out.
11:33Say hi to Jenna from Below Deck Down Under.
11:36Under at the bar, it's the author of Lake Effect, a novel.
11:40Out now, Cynthia Dupree Sweeney.
11:43What's it about, Cynthia?
11:44What's your book about?
11:45It's about two families in 1977 in Rochester, New York.
11:51Stay with me.
11:52Yes.
11:52Who lived to the dad from one family and the mom from another family fell madly in love,
11:58and decades of chaos ensued.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:01It's very Bravo, I'm right.
12:02I'm very in.
12:04Drinking game reminder, if you're 21 or over, anytime you hear this word,
12:08drink until you need to hydrate with Chef Ben's watery eggs.
12:11Let's take some fan questions.
12:13Elliot from Benzovania is here in our studio with a question for Michelle.
12:16Yes.
12:17Hi, thank you.
12:18My question's for Michelle.
12:20Which housewife at BravoCon acted completely different off camera in a way that fans wouldn't expect?
12:27Wow, that's an interesting question.
12:29Okay.
12:29Yes.
12:29How controversial can I get?
12:31Go for it.
12:31Now, listen, I think she was tired and BravoCon is draining as can be, but I met Meredith and it
12:36was like meeting a spirit in the wind.
12:37Like, I don't even think she said hi.
12:39She was like a little bit out of it, but she's kind of like that on the show.
12:42So, I mean, really, though, who else?
12:44Everybody was honestly really nice.
12:46I saw Vicky getting wheeled.
12:47That was fun.
12:48A lot of women in wheelchairs.
12:50Sheree was in a wheelchair.
12:51Remember that?
12:52Backstage, it was chaotic.
12:53It looked like the ER.
12:54I was like, are these women okay?
12:56Does that answer your question?
12:57Yes.
12:58Very good.
12:59You painted a pastiche.
13:01It was amazing.
13:01Our virtual fans, Amanda and Kara from New York, are on the line with a question for Janna.
13:06Hi, ladies.
13:07Hi, Andy.
13:08Hi, girls.
13:09Hi.
13:10If you had to work with one of them again, would you rather work with Mike or Alicia?
13:15Oh, good question.
13:16Do I have to answer that question?
13:18Yes.
13:21Alicia.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Right.
13:23Thanks, fans.
13:24Appreciate it.
13:27By the way, Liam A.
13:28said, why did you say in the after show that you knew from the minute Ellie walked in that
13:32you two would not be friends?
13:36So, can you say that again?
13:37Why did you say on the after show you knew from the minute Ellie walked in that you two
13:42would not be friends?
13:44Oh.
13:44I just, she has this aura about her that she just walked on, thought she owned the boat.
13:52Yeah, I just didn't like it.
13:54And I, you just get that feeling.
13:56I'm not naive to think that, yeah.
13:59She's tough, Ellie.
14:01Lucy J. said, Michelle, since you live in London, have you ever been to Longleat?
14:06No.
14:06What is that?
14:07Is that where that home is?
14:08It's Emma.
14:08It's Lady Emma's.
14:09No, I'm poor.
14:09Where's the, I'm?
14:10No, you can, you can tour it.
14:12Oh, that's right.
14:13You can tour it.
14:13All the poorest can go.
14:14You can pay for a tour.
14:15Yes.
14:15No, but next time, I'll be there in a couple months.
14:17I will definitely go.
14:17Uh, Jenna, uh, Hestia L. texted, what's your response to Mike saying, uh, that when you're
14:24not in the mood for jokes, it makes him want to wind you up even more.
14:28That makes me wind me up even more, just hearing that.
14:31Yes, yes, it's annoying.
14:34He couldn't do his job, and he was joking around, so it made me frustrated, of course.
14:40Right.
14:41Yeah, it was not a joke, anyways.
14:43Michelle, Brian, Brian Moylan, our friend, wants to know, what is your, uh, shopping
14:47strategy when you hit a TJ Maxx?
14:50Well, hi to Brian.
14:50He's in London.
14:51Um, you listen, I start from the back and work my way to the front.
14:54You gotta go first, makeup section.
14:55I make them unlock all the cases.
14:57I want to see the designer goods, and then I go, absolutely not.
14:59And then I walk in, I go to clearance, um, then I, I buy all my chargers in line, but
15:04I mean, I could talk about this for two hours.
15:06It's an unsponsored segment.
15:07What do you mean you buy all your chargers?
15:09Uh, that sounded, I admit, it's a weird thing to say.
15:11All the phone stuff, they have all the cases next to the candles and the luggage tags
15:14and, like, all the things.
15:15You need a lot of that phone stuff?
15:17I love a charger.
15:18And I'll say that line is, like, when you go up Everest and you see all the dead bodies,
15:23it's all the things that people didn't want.
15:25Like, you see all the rejected baby clothes, sneakers, you're like, oh my God, it was so
15:28close to being bought.
15:29Right.
15:30I love a TJ Maxx.
15:31I really do.
15:33Ellie stormed out of the galley after Ben made her want to cut a bitch, but we're about
15:37to find ourselves in the eye of a storm that might give us all serious paper cuts.
15:41Oh no, it's time for a preference sheet storm.
15:45Guys, a whirlwind of preference sheets has descended upon the clubhouse.
15:49I'm going to give you insane charter guest scenarios.
15:51You guess if they really happened on below deck or if we made them up.
15:55Your goal is to get seven right in 60 seconds or else we'll be caught in a full-on sheet
16:00storm.
16:00Here we go.
16:02Okay, charter guest brought a blacklight to inspect the germs.
16:05True.
16:06Yes.
16:07Okay, below deck season 12.
16:10The guest requested a balls deep dinner where all five courses need to come in ball form.
16:15That was me and it's true.
16:17No, it's fake.
16:18It's fake.
16:18Charter guest's jaw was wired shut so all her food had to be blended into smoothies.
16:23Oh, that sounds like Tammy Roman.
16:25True.
16:25It does and it is true.
16:28The guest requested a fake Hunger Games scenario where the primary hunted down the crew.
16:33I would do that.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Okay, it's fake though.
16:37Fake.
16:37The guest requested a hot pot beach picnic even though there are no outlets on the remote island.
16:43Oh, that's, what do you think?
16:45Um, true.
16:46True.
16:46Fake.
16:47Really?
16:47Okay, a primary brought his matchmaker and multiple dates on board to try and find a lover.
16:52I remember that one.
16:53It is true.
16:53Yes, it is.
16:54The guest requested that the captain challenge the primary in a wrestling match.
16:59Um, what?
17:01I'm fake.
17:02Sounds fun.
17:03It is fake.
17:03Okay.
17:04All right.
17:04Oh, we didn't get it.
17:06All right.
17:06After this, we have a lot more.
17:22All right, welcome back to What's What Up It's Live.
17:24It's Andy here with Michelle, Jenna, and Cynthia at the bar.
17:31Now, what was your reaction to the Jersey news last week
17:34that Teresa, Melissa, and Dolores are coming back?
17:37I think it's exciting.
17:38You know, three best hands in town.
17:39I'm ready.
17:41Jenna Reese, I want to know,
17:43how come you never really opened up to Daisy
17:45about the frustrations you felt with the stew team,
17:47and do you feel like she wasn't hard enough
17:49on Mike and Alicia about their mistakes?
17:53I didn't want to feel that Daisy had more on her plate,
17:58so I try to take the responsibility as a second stew
18:02and not bitch about every little thing
18:06that these two were getting up to.
18:09Right.
18:10Understood.
18:11She's got a good heart.
18:11Yes, she does.
18:13Michelle, Garrett H., now that we've talked about TJ Maxx,
18:17Yeah, go on.
18:17he wants to know,
18:18where do you currently stand with Zara and their fashions,
18:22and is there one store that you absolutely will not shop at?
18:25Oh, I have a lot to say.
18:25The amount of pants that I have split open at Zara
18:27and then hung back on the rack and been like,
18:30thank you, at least three.
18:32I am not kidding.
18:34What was the question?
18:35No, I love a bit of Zara.
18:36Listen, I like feeling massive,
18:38so I like going there and, yeah, you know,
18:41having my head stuck in a dress.
18:42It's a pleasure to go.
18:44I love it.
18:45Wow.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Jenna, Alyssa N.
18:47wants to know,
18:48why you think up to Jason was so quick
18:50to move Alicia to the interior team,
18:52given she had no experience.
18:55I think it came from a good place in his heart
18:58that he wanted to keep his crew,
19:01and, yeah, from what I've heard online,
19:04I don't think that's true,
19:06but I think it was just coming from a good place,
19:09wanted to keep the crew,
19:10and, yeah, she's a good person, so, yeah.
19:14Chris P. wants to know,
19:15Michelle, when you hosted the Queer Eye live tour,
19:17did you notice any tension
19:19between Karamo and the rest of the group
19:21since he refused to do press with them?
19:23I will say we had the best time on that tour.
19:26I loved that cast.
19:27Genuinely, it was so much fun.
19:29I did not notice anything,
19:30but, again, like, you know,
19:32I was in the van with them, like, five minutes a day,
19:34and then backstage.
19:35But, no, they all got along.
19:36They're very professional,
19:37and I don't really know what happened there.
19:38All right.
19:39Sorry.
19:40Yeah.
19:40Okay.
19:41It's time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:43Tonight in the galley,
19:45Ellie barbecued and filleted her boss,
19:47Chef Ben.
19:48I'm going to reheat some old beef
19:50from my time as a boss,
19:51so I'm going to count down
19:52the top five texts I've gotten recently
19:54from Housewives.
19:55Okay.
19:56At number five,
19:57receiving a text with the name Bo Deedle
19:59always makes me want to go fetal.
20:02It's when I get texted paragraphs
20:04from Jersey wives about private investigators
20:07and conspiracy theories.
20:09I don't want to see that.
20:11That's been a while since I got those.
20:12Our number four text is basically
20:15a digital exit interview.
20:17It's, why did you fire me?
20:19Oh.
20:19I asked you that.
20:20Remember that?
20:20I've gotten that before.
20:21Yeah.
20:22Yeah.
20:22Yeah, yeah.
20:23Let's go there.
20:24Let's have fun, Andy.
20:25Oh, fun.
20:26Stop.
20:27Ellie would rather die
20:28than send our number three text
20:30to Chef Ben.
20:31It's, I'm actually having fun this season.
20:34Got that recently from an OC Housewife.
20:37Really?
20:37Number two is an example of wife imitating art
20:41or is it art imitating wife?
20:43It's Housewives sending me GIFs of themselves.
20:46And you know what I do?
20:48I send a GIF of myself back.
20:49Yes, you should.
20:50Housewives of every hair color
20:52love to quote Blondie for our number one text,
20:55which is, call me.
20:57Hopefully all of you ladies are texting me an apology.
20:59I want to thank Michelle, Jenna, and Cynthia
21:01for being here.
21:02One of the night is Mike.
21:03We said it many times.
21:04You've been playing our drinking game,
21:05No Driving.
21:06Tomorrow night, we're on at 9 after summer.
21:09I'll talk to our after show on Facebook Live now.
21:11Good night, everybody.
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