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00:30And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
01:01Thank you!
01:05Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:11This is it! Welcome to the show!
01:16Well, guys, today, President Trump launched a new mobile app
01:20for people to receive news, updates, briefings, and alerts
01:23directly from the White House.
01:25Yeah.
01:26And these days, when you hear the phrase,
01:28President Trump launched, a new app is the best-case scenario.
01:30That's... I like that.
01:32Yeah, that's...
01:33What did he launch?
01:34Yeah.
01:36Yeah, you can download it on the App Store, Google Play,
01:39and wherever other fine propaganda is sold.
01:45That's right.
01:47And this is fun.
01:48Besides news updates, you can also swipe right or left
01:51on countries Trump might invade next.
01:54Congrats. We matched on Cuba.
01:57Well, a lot of people are talking about this.
01:59Trump is adding his own signature to all new U.S. currency.
02:04That's right. He's the first sitting president
02:06to put his own name on every bill.
02:08I guess he's excited. Look at this video he put out.
02:11This is President Trump, and I can't wait to see my name
02:14on every U.S. bill, right alongside some of our nation's
02:18most prominent figures.
02:19People like the Quaker Oats guy,
02:22Dame Judi Dench,
02:24Lurch from the Addams Family,
02:26Glenn Powell,
02:28Beethoven,
02:29Al from Home Improvement,
02:31and, of course, the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.
02:34I was in that.
02:36He's honored.
02:38He's honored to be with all those people.
02:39Very honored.
02:40What a roll call.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Well, some business news,
02:45I saw that Netflix just announced
02:46that they're once again raising prices.
02:51And they explained the decision with the commercial.
02:53Take a look at this.
02:54At Netflix, we strive to deliver the best content
02:56for you and your whole family.
02:58And to ensure we can keep doing that,
02:59we're raising our monthly price.
03:01Thanks for understanding.
03:02Netflix.
03:05I got that.
03:06That's nice.
03:06Yeah.
03:07In other news,
03:09what's that?
03:09Hold on.
03:10Sorry.
03:10I'm getting it from the control room.
03:12They're saying we have,
03:12there's another message from Netflix.
03:14Wow.
03:14Yeah.
03:14Let's roll that.
03:15At Netflix, we value honesty,
03:17which is why we're letting you know
03:19that we're once again raising our monthly price.
03:21Thanks again.
03:22Netflix.
03:23Again?
03:25Already?
03:25Nice.
03:26All right.
03:27Well, yeah, sure.
03:29Clap.
03:30We're happy now.
03:32Anyway, well, hopefully that's it.
03:33No more price hikes.
03:34Anyway, I read that...
03:36It's another price hike, bitch!
03:38Netflix rates are going up again!
03:41And you can't stop us!
03:43Do you like Bridgerton?
03:45Good, because you're about to get f***ed.
03:47Open up that wallet!
03:49You streaming simp prices are going up faster than death!
03:53Straight up or moose.
03:54Ding dong!
03:55Is it cake?
03:55No!
03:56It's another price hike!
03:57Pay off, or we'll send you into a real-life squid game!
04:00What are you gonna do?
04:01Watch Paramount Plus?
04:02And you know what else?
04:04We're making the to-dum sound even louder!
04:07To-dum!
04:08Netflix!
04:10Wow!
04:12Wow.
04:13It's a bit extreme.
04:14Can't believe it.
04:17And finally, here's some good news.
04:20Airports around the country are returning to normal
04:22after Trump signed an emergency order
04:23to start paying TSA agents again.
04:31And this is fun.
04:33TSA agents celebrated by drinking 3.4 ounces of champagne.
04:36There we go!
04:37We have a great show!
04:38Give it up for the Roots, everybody!
04:44Thank you!
04:44Thank you very much, everybody.
04:52Enjoy your stuff.
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:54Hey, be sure to tune in all week long.
04:55We have some great shows coming up.
04:57Cameron Diaz will be here this week.
04:58Oh!
04:59We love Cameron Diaz.
05:01Zendaya and Robert Pattinson will be joining us.
05:05And on Thursday, our guest will be Jack Black!
05:08Yeah!
05:08Come on!
05:11But first, what a show we have for you tonight.
05:13He's an Emmy-winning actor who stars in the Apple TV series
05:17Your Friends and Neighbors.
05:19Season 2 premieres this Friday.
05:21Jon Hamm is here tonight!
05:25The best!
05:27The show's great, too.
05:29He's fantastic.
05:30Also, you can see him in the popular series The Boys,
05:33which I love.
05:34It returns for its fifth and final season
05:36April 8th on Prime Video.
05:38Jack Quaid is joining us!
05:43He's fantastic.
05:45And then our musical guests tonight are fantastic.
05:50What do these people have in common?
05:52Andrew Lloyd Webber.
05:53Okay.
05:55Michael Crawford.
05:57Bernadette Peters.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Joel Grey.
06:00Ooh.
06:01Lin-Manuel Miranda.
06:02Ooh.
06:02Me.
06:05You know what I'm saying?
06:06No.
06:07We're all famous and known for our work on Broadway.
06:10Oh, of course.
06:10Broadway, yes.
06:12First thing to come to mind.
06:13Last year, I did, thank you, I did Seven Days on Broadway.
06:21So nice of you.
06:24It feels like you really mean that.
06:26Oh.
06:28Seven Days, probably over ten performances.
06:30Yeah, that's a lot.
06:33And I was in a play called All In, and it was written by Simon Rich, and I had Aidy
06:37Bryant
06:37was in it, Nick Kroll, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and I, and the band was the Banksons, and they
06:43were unbelievable.
06:45They, believable.
06:47Believable.
06:47What did I say?
06:48Unbelievable.
06:49What did I say?
06:50They were unbelievable.
06:51But what did I say?
06:52Unbelievable?
06:54Believable.
06:54I said they were believable?
06:55Like beliebers.
06:56I said they were believable.
06:58Yeah.
06:58They were.
06:59They were believable.
07:00I believe them.
07:00Believe that they played.
07:01Absolutely.
07:03That's why we, we booked them tonight, to see if they really are, exist.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Exactly.
07:09Are they believable?
07:13But the, the, the Banksons, they are so good.
07:16Man, they're so talented, and they're here tonight.
07:19They're going to do a performance from the musical, My Joy is Heavy.
07:22The Banksons are here tonight.
07:26The Banksons!
07:27I love them.
07:29Hot show.
07:31Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you just have to, and there are a few things
07:35I'd like to say goodbye to right now.
07:36It's time for Go On, Get.
07:39Go on, get.
07:43Go on, get.
07:44Go on, go on, go on.
07:56Go on, get.
07:57Go on, get.
08:13Go on, get.
08:15Pineapple.
08:15If yourini is watching me, my friends are watching me, my friends are watching me, I'll frantically
08:18tap whatever button ends this moment the fastest.
08:2080% tip? Sure.
08:22Just get this weird Game Boy away from me.
08:24Bring me my doggie bag of fettuccine Alfredo
08:27and go on get.
08:40You want me to read what I just typed?
08:42Please.
08:43Go on get.
08:45Pineapples.
08:46You don't smell like pine and you don't taste like apple.
08:49You done got me good there.
08:51For a second I thought you were a pine apple.
08:53But you ain't nothing but a prickly football with wacky hair.
08:56Now go on get until your name is not a lie.
08:59And I'm looking at you too, horseradish.
09:13Go on get.
09:20Go on get giant ice cubes for whiskey glasses.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25All I want to do is sip some bourbon.
09:27Not suck on a clear Rubik's Cube all night long.
09:31Just go to brookstone.com and buy me some whiskey stones
09:34shaped like Easter Island heads so I can drink like a real man.
09:38And then get.
09:57What do you have for that tumbleweed?
10:16Go on get.
10:19Smeg appliances.
10:21Seriously, what kind of disgusting name is Smeg?
10:24I don't want anything in the kitchen that sounds like something I might have contracted on spring break.
10:29Now get.
10:31Get.
10:40Go on get.
10:42New sneakers where the laces are all pre-laced weird.
10:48Everything is going straight across with one long weird lace down the middle.
10:52And where are the ends?
10:53In some sixth dimension that only exists in the back of a footlocker?
10:56I came here to get some new kicks, not stare at some shoelace version of the magic eye poster.
11:01Now go on get.
11:16Go on get.
11:25Ever wish you didn't do something?
11:29You got water in there?
11:32I don't want to swallow it.
11:33No, you want to rinse it out.
11:34Yeah, come on.
11:35Get.
11:36Get straw in my mouth.
11:40Go on get.
11:42Refried beans.
11:44Why don't you just call yourself what you actually are?
11:46Brown mashed potatoes.
11:48What the heck do you mean refried?
11:50We both know you've never been fried to begin with.
11:53And you sure as heck weren't fried again.
11:55Now let me get a spoonful of that lumpy muddy slop so I can help you.
11:59Go on get.
12:03Well, hard to see him go, but I'm glad I got that out of my system.
12:07Stick around.
12:07We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
12:17Oh, shuck.
12:18Shucks.
12:19Come over here, baby.
12:22Yeah, turn off those lights.
12:24Let me run my hands through your sexy hair.
12:28Mmm, that's good hair.
12:40Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the very sexy Lounge Act, Milk and Honey.
12:59Hello ladies and gentle ladies, I'm Sam Honey and I am Philip Milk, thank you for having
13:09us, thank you, yes, oh that band has sounded good tonight, yes indeed, this is the kind
13:16of music that gets us in trouble, you know what I mean, you're all looking fine enough
13:21to make a good dog break his chain, bark, bark, bark, you know that being in front of
13:29so many beautiful women, I can't even help but think of all, all the times I've made
13:35love, like, like so bunches and bunches of times for sure, oh you and me both, I have
13:43also definitely made love before, alright, and it's not even scary, no, no, we're not
13:51lying about that, oh god, and here's a little song that proves it.
14:06When my woman takes off her clothes, it's a sight that I surely know, somebody, it makes
14:17me shout out loud, yo, awesome buddy, your middle is my favorite part, oh, kudos to the
14:25chief, m'lady, yes, yeah, that is a really good song, and the specifics of it really prove
14:37that we have both definitely made love before, yeah, cause when we make love, crazy things
14:43happen, oh yeah, you do not have to tell me that, but if someone in the audience could
14:49actually tell us, what, uh, what, what, what, what kind of things happen when you make love,
14:54would, yeah, you can't be too specific, no, don't like literally say anything that happens,
14:59please, oh, yeah, that was a test, that was a test, that was a test, y'all passed our
15:09little quiz, you sexy ladies and gentlemen, and now, here's your reward, yeah, yes, yeah,
15:24oh, shucks, come over here, baby, yeah, turn off those lights, let me run my hands through
15:34your sexy hair, that's good hair, now, what, now what, oh, just, just kidding, we, we, we
15:45totally know, we know, we know, first step to making love, get on the bed, oh, yeah,
15:53sorry, sorry, it's so firm, it's technically a box spring, yeah, sorry about that, but the
16:00next step, the next step, the next step, we take off all of our clothes, oh, yeah, and
16:04fold them very neatly on the floor, I think, right, gadzooks, your middle's even better than
16:11the last girl, you know, dang, come a little closer, baby, don't worry, I don't bite, right,
16:19that's not part of this, but that's not a, I don't, I don't, then it's time to do the
16:24thing humans have been doing for hundreds of years, oh, yeah, it's when we, when we wake
16:32up the next morning, you know we did what we did, yeah, yes, we did, there's no need for
16:38me to really say it, don't, don't say it, not at all, I'd rather you not say what we
16:41did, oh, yeah, that's right, we're telling the truth about having made love, by the way,
16:48oh, yeah, totally, we are totally telling the truth, and to prove it, let's just say, at
16:52the same time, our favorite part of a woman, three, two, one, left leg, you still don't
17:01believe us, oh, well, you should, well, let us spell it out for you, we're talking S-E-double
17:07hockey sticks, and this next song ought to prove that we are experienced whoopee havers, let's
17:14go, oh, baby, I'm moving to the left, I'm moving to the right, I'm moving to the baby,
17:26who tells me what she likes, tell me, please tell me, be specific, what specifically happens,
17:35oh, yeah, thank you so much, everyone, that's our time, I know that was quick, but if I know
17:42what do you think about sex, they make love, that's a good thing, yes, sir, we'll see you
17:45later, same sexy time, same sexy place, hit it, I'm moving to the left, I'm moving to
17:55the right, I'm moving through my baby, to tell me what you like, tell me, tell me what
18:01you like, tell me, I remember walking down a hallway, just having wrapped a scene, and
18:06then he came around the corner and just went, great scene, yeah, and no one prepared
18:12me for Mick Jagger whatsoever, no.
18:18Tonight's show.
18:23Our first guest is an Emmy-winning actor who stars in the series Your Friends and Neighbors,
18:30season two premieres this Friday on Apple TV, everyone, please welcome Jon Hamm!
18:54Come on, I love you!
19:05That's how you make an entrance, the one and only Jon Hamm right there, come on!
19:10They love you!
19:11Thank you!
19:12Give the love!
19:13Thank you!
19:14My goodness!
19:15Welcome back to our program, I'm always happy to have you here, did I read that you were
19:22an acting teacher in St. Louis?
19:24Yeah, yeah, I went back to my old high school, taught acting for one year.
19:27No way!
19:27Had some famous student, Ellie Kemper.
19:30No, really?
19:31Yeah, really?
19:32She's fantastic!
19:33I got to walk the red carpet with one of my students on Bridesmaids and also the Unbreakable
19:38Kimmy Schmidt.
19:39Come on, that's fantastic, that's awesome.
19:41Yeah, yeah, no, I was decent.
19:42Did you do auditions in St. Louis when you were starting out?
19:46Well, people don't know the St. Louis hotbed, a hotbed of the entertainment industry.
19:50Wow, we did not know that.
19:52I did not know that.
19:53You know why I didn't know that, Jimmy?
19:54Because it's not true.
19:56It's not, yeah, no, but...
19:56No, not, but yes, I did audition for my fair share of things there.
20:00What were they, like, local commercials?
20:02Local ads, I think I did an ad for the Missouri Lottery.
20:05Ooh, that's amazing.
20:05It was very exciting.
20:07A lot of, sort of, you know, they used to call them, what do they call them, like, PSA kind
20:14of things, you know?
20:15Yeah, because I think that we might have found...
20:17Oh, God, you so...
20:19Your first, your first on-camera job, this is an educational health and fitness video
20:25called...
20:26Get ready.
20:26...called Flip for Fitness.
20:28Oh!
20:29Remember that?
20:30Oh, here, this is real.
20:31This is Jon Hamm talking to the kids about fitness.
20:33This is so real.
20:34Take a look at this.
20:37Hi.
20:38Now, I'm not here to lecture you, like you need another lecture, but the governor of Missouri
20:42is so concerned with your health that he wants to spread the word on fitness, which
20:47is why he started the governor's council on physical fitness and health.
20:50Now, I know what you're thinking.
20:52Fitness is you.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Come on.
20:55Oh, my own wardrobe, I'll have you know.
20:58What is it?
20:59Yeah.
21:00That was my wardrobe.
21:02I brought that in.
21:03Really?
21:03That was also my hair.
21:04That was not a wig, boy.
21:06Wow.
21:07Did you think that you could pull that hair off these days?
21:09I, I, oh, yes?
21:13Oh, God.
21:17Because, if I may.
21:18I think you may.
21:24You could do it.
21:24There you go, bud.
21:28Oh, a double?
21:32Wow, brother.
21:37I mean.
21:38I mean, this is it.
21:39This is, uh...
21:40It's got a good flip to it.
21:42This is all right.
21:43It's a proto Bieber.
21:44You could almost do the Bieber flip.
21:46Yeah.
21:46But it's, uh, it's the curtains are parted right in the middle so you can give everybody a look.
21:51Yeah.
21:51We actually have another, we actually have another clip of you.
21:54Oh, God.
21:54It's really fun.
21:55What's this, John?
21:56And who says a healthy breakfast has to be cereal and dry toast?
22:00I mean, the original.
22:01Think, uh, egg burritos and salsa.
22:03Think, uh, peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
22:06Think yogurt sundaes.
22:07I mean, whatever gets you going.
22:08I mean, those are all good ideas.
22:10See, a yogurt sundae.
22:11Have a yogurt sundae.
22:12Peanut butter, banana sandwich.
22:14Have a breakfast burrito.
22:15Come on.
22:15Yeah, it doesn't have to be the same.
22:17Oh, come on.
22:17Flip the fitness.
22:18Come on.
22:19Flip the fitness, man.
22:20We're flipping.
22:21Flip that fitness.
22:22Flip that fitness.
22:22Flip it.
22:26In this, in this past year.
22:29It's really hard for me not to fall in love with you.
22:32Um, in this past year, by the way, people have, I can take it.
22:35Oh, well, okay.
22:35I mean, sorry.
22:37No, yeah.
22:40People have loved your, uh, loved your dance moves lately.
22:44Oh.
22:45Have been going viral.
22:46Yeah, I've, I've gone viral a couple times.
22:48I, I, I, I.
22:49One for Bad Bunny.
22:50I should get a shot.
22:51No, you're still viral.
22:52Yeah.
22:53No, you, you at Bad Bunny, which is great.
22:55Love that.
22:56Uh, and then, yeah, we love Bad Bunny.
22:58And then.
22:59Correct answer.
23:00Correct answer.
23:01Do you have a go-to concert dance move?
23:03No.
23:04You don't?
23:04Uh, you know, I feel the, I feel the, uh, vibrations.
23:07I feel the move.
23:08I feel the music.
23:09Yes.
23:09And I try to express myself in a, in a physical way as much as I can.
23:13Yes.
23:14I'm also 55 years old.
23:16Okay.
23:17Not super flexible.
23:19Okay.
23:20So I don't, you know, I don't, uh, I don't try to do too much.
23:23But you, you do it just enough.
23:25Just enough.
23:25It's fantastic.
23:25I've danced with you many a times.
23:27We have danced.
23:28Do you remember, do you remember I had a party in L.A. once and it was, oh my God.
23:33It was okay.
23:33It was kind of happening.
23:35It wasn't really.
23:35It was, it was, it needed a spark.
23:37It needed somebody.
23:37It needed a spark.
23:38You came over to me.
23:39You go, dude, let's.
23:40We need to get up on a table and start this party.
23:43And we did.
23:45We jumped on a table.
23:46On a backhand and onto a table.
23:47We got the party.
23:48We got the party started.
23:48Yes, sir.
23:49Come on.
23:49That's what we do.
23:51We had to get it going.
23:59Good stuff.
24:00Here's, here's you from your friends and neighbors.
24:05That's a good looking dude.
24:06Dancing.
24:08Woo.
24:09Yes, sir.
24:09Now, people don't realize I have several active injuries on my face.
24:13Yes, you do.
24:14Yeah, as well.
24:14I've just been beaten up in the show, but I was having a moment in the club, and the first
24:18person to send me this, this meme, meme?
24:21Yes.
24:22Was Brian Williams.
24:24Really?
24:24Yes.
24:26The, the, NBC, the, the newsman.
24:28Yeah, he's a very talented guy.
24:30Who sent me a text and was like, I think you should be aware of this.
24:34It became a giant meme.
24:36Sure did.
24:37And I thought it'd be fun.
24:37Maybe he had something to do with it.
24:39Show you a couple.
24:39Maybe Brian Williams started this.
24:40The Briwa bump.
24:42This meme says, when someone cancels on your plans, you have to spend the night in playing
24:47games.
24:48Like, oh yeah.
24:48It's multi-purpose.
24:50It's multi-purpose.
24:51It's good.
24:51It's great.
24:52Here's this one.
24:53Says, when you're petting a dog and someone says, wow, he usually doesn't like it.
24:59Yeah.
25:01And this one I like too.
25:02This one says, when the kids that I love so much fall asleep.
25:06Yeah.
25:07I love him so much.
25:09Go to bed.
25:11Your friends and neighbors giant hit.
25:13I told you this before, but no one else could do this show.
25:16This is your show.
25:17That is very kind.
25:18You're fantastic in it.
25:19Your monologues are great.
25:21Your acting is fantastic.
25:23That's right.
25:24Correct.
25:25Correct response.
25:27By the way, it's so good.
25:28It got picked up for season three.
25:29Season three.
25:29Come on.
25:31That's what I'm talking about.
25:33It's a great show.
25:35Tell everyone what's happening this season, this Friday.
25:39You'll see a little clip of sort of the setup of the season.
25:42So all of this stuff happened in the first season.
25:44And if you haven't seen it yet, listen, I encourage you.
25:46Go ahead and watch it.
25:47It's really fun.
25:48But I'm going to spoil it because it's been out for a year.
25:50So what have you been doing?
25:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:52Anyways, the fallout of what happened in the first season, we kind of recap at the beginning
25:57of the second season.
25:57And then there's an event that happens, which I won't, that I won't spoil.
26:02But somebody comes in and kind of disrupts the neighborhood.
26:05Yeah, who's great.
26:06Yeah, he is great.
26:07And then we have our pal, Olivia Munn.
26:09Olivia Munn.
26:10Amanda Peet.
26:11Amanda Peet is great in this as well.
26:13So many good folks.
26:14And it's awesome.
26:15Yeah, it's addicting.
26:16I want to show a clip.
26:17Here's Jon Hamm in the new season of Your Friends and Neighbors.
26:21Take a look.
26:22In a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law, you want to keep up appearances.
26:28Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day, which helps get your co-parenting
26:33back on track.
26:34Let's go.
26:36You're finally feeling comfortable again.
26:38In control.
26:39Safe.
26:41Optimistic, even.
26:47And as you already know from painful experience, that's generally when life will serve up a
26:53perfectly aimed kick in the crotch.
26:55Yeah, come on.
26:57Wow.
26:58That is Jon Hamm, everybody.
27:00The new season of Your Friends and Neighbors premieres this Friday on Apple TV.
27:06More tonight's show after the break.
27:07Stick around, everybody.
27:26Our next guest stars in the popular series, The Boys, which returns for its fifth and final
27:32season, April 8th on Prime Video.
27:35Please welcome Jack Quaid.
27:37Jack Quaid.
27:39You know I'm evil.
27:43Yeah, I'm talking about boys.
27:46Yeah, I'm talking about boys.
27:50Yeah, I'm talking about boys.
27:52Jack Quaid.
27:53That's right.
27:53Yeah, I'm talking about boys.
27:56Woo!
27:58Come on.
28:00That's what I'm talking about.
28:02Jack Quaid, welcome to the show, my friend.
28:05Hi, it's so great to be here, man.
28:06It's nice to see you.
28:07Nice to see you.
28:08This is our first time really meeting, but you and I have shared the screen.
28:12We actually have.
28:13Yeah, you were in the very first episode of The Boys.
28:15You were playing yourself.
28:17Jimmy Fallon is canon in The Boys universe, which is great.
28:20Yes, I am.
28:21And yeah, you crushed it.
28:23You were interviewing Translucent here.
28:24I was.
28:24Translucent was there.
28:25And I was watching you on a screen, so I think we've kind of shared, we've seen partners.
28:29Yeah, we're seen partners.
28:30Yeah, I love it.
28:31Nice to finally see you.
28:32Thanks for being here.
28:32Of course.
28:34Jack, I want to ask you a bunch of things about The Boys, too, but I also want, I know
28:38you're into improv comedy.
28:41Yeah, I do a lot of sketch, but occasionally someone will have me on their improv show.
28:46And recently, this was really, really cool.
28:48There's this amazing comedian named Connor Ratliff, does all these shows out here.
28:52Yeah, we have some fans in the audience.
28:53Yeah, all right, good.
28:55He does this thing called the George Lucas Talk Show.
28:57He does this amazing podcast called Dead Eyes.
29:00But recently, he had me on a show called The Acting Class.
29:02It's like a fake acting class.
29:04And it gave me the opportunity to do improv with my mom, which was insane.
29:09Who is the coolest?
29:11The one and only Meg Ryan.
29:12Of course.
29:12Come on now.
29:13Oh.
29:15We love her.
29:16Yeah, it was great.
29:17She was.
29:18How was she?
29:19It was, she was amazing.
29:20She got, like, I mean, no surprise, but, like, giant laughs.
29:23Yeah, she knows how to do it.
29:24She didn't really know what it was, because I wasn't pitching it well.
29:27But she was like, I just want to be part of your world.
29:30I just, I just want to see what you do.
29:33And she crushed it.
29:34Yeah.
29:34It was amazing.
29:34Of course she does.
29:35When did you first get into sketch comedy?
29:37I first got into sketch comedy when I, like, when I was a kid, I would make, like, movies
29:41on my, you know, like, a video camcorder with my friends.
29:44Yeah.
29:45Uh, I made a, like, a 50-minute long movie with my friends called Bicycle Cups.
29:50It's technically a comedy, and you get to watch us go through puberty in real time.
29:56Wow.
29:57We shot in sequence.
29:58We didn't know that you could do it out of sequence.
30:0050, 5-0.
30:015-0.
30:02Wow.
30:02It's not good.
30:04No, no, no.
30:05No, no, no, it's good and long.
30:07Yeah, very good and long.
30:08And then I got to NYU, and I got into the sketch comedy group, Hammercats.
30:13So I, every month I was, like, doing a sketch show, which was amazing.
30:16Well, I think I know Hammercats.
30:18Yeah, there's, like, a lot of people have come from it.
30:20Like, back in the day, it was, like, Donald Glover, then it was Rachel Bloom.
30:24Yes.
30:24I got there, and I was with, like, Steph, Oscar winner Steph Shue, Bowen Yang, Matt Rogers,
30:31and then after us were, like, the Please Don't Destroy kids.
30:34Oh, yeah.
30:34Yeah.
30:35It was a blast.
30:36I loved doing it.
30:37True.
30:37Your first thing that you ever starred in was a show called Vinyl, which I loved.
30:42You were the one person that watched it.
30:43Yes.
30:44I really appreciate that.
30:45It was by Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger.
30:48Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:49Yeah.
30:49It was incredible.
30:50I would do anything if they were.
30:52That's a great party to be in.
30:53It was great.
30:54It took place in the 70s.
30:55It was about the music industry, and I remember, like, yeah, Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:59I'm, like, 22.
31:00This is my first show.
31:00I'm so intimidated by literally everything and everyone.
31:03Yeah, of course.
31:04Uh, and I remember wrapping a scene one day, and, you know, Mick Jagger would come by set
31:08sometimes, but you never really expected him.
31:10And I remember walking down a hallway just having wrapped a scene, and then he came around
31:13the corner and just went, great scene!
31:15Yeah!
31:16Wow.
31:16And no one prepared me for Mick Jagger whatsoever.
31:20Whatever.
31:20No.
31:21Wait, wait.
31:21What do you even do, then?
31:22Do you just...
31:23You go, like, yay!
31:25Yeah.
31:26Great scene.
31:27That was the one.
31:27That was great.
31:29Yeah, great.
31:30It's like I'm back there.
31:31It's insane.
31:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:32But, like, in reality, he probably was like, great scene.
31:34Yeah.
31:35But in your story...
31:36Oh, I filled in dancing.
31:38He's on stage.
31:38I filled in, yeah, pointing his fingers.
31:40Yeah, he's so cool.
31:41Let's talk about The Boys.
31:43Yes.
31:43It's brilliant.
31:44The final season.
31:45I'm bummed that it's the final, but I'm psyched that it's coming back, because I want...
31:48I love it.
31:49Yeah.
31:49It's coming out next week, and so what was it like shooting that you and the cast...
31:54I mean, you obviously know that it's ending.
31:56Yeah, we know it's ending.
31:57Thank God we knew going in, and this is like, you know, Eric Kripke's intentional ending
32:02for the show.
32:02Like, we're ending on our own terms, which is just so special.
32:05It never gets to happen in TV anymore.
32:07Yeah.
32:08But it was great.
32:09Like, I've known these people for, like, nine years.
32:11It's like five seasons, but it's been nine years of just being on this absolutely insane
32:17show.
32:17Are you totally...
32:18It is insane show.
32:20Are you all bonded?
32:22Do you know...
32:22We're so bonded.
32:23We do this thing now when, you know, we shoot really long hours, and once we hit around
32:282 a.m., we're just trying to, like, keep each other awake and keep each other laughing.
32:31So we enter this phase, which I like to call goof hour, where we are just trying to make
32:36each other laugh at all costs.
32:37So there was a moment this season where I just started doing this thing.
32:41I could sense everyone was dozing off.
32:43Are you familiar with the gingerbread man from Shrek?
32:46Of course.
32:47Okay.
32:48So I would just, I would just, out of nowhere, would just go, do you know the muffin man?
32:54You're like, what are you talking about?
32:56And I'd be like, the muffin man!
33:00Don't tell him anything!
33:02And that...
33:03That was, that was like, the cast loved it.
33:06Crew, not so much.
33:08But yeah, that kept everybody's spirits up.
33:10It was good.
33:11But how about the show becomes a hit and people dress up as you for Halloween?
33:15Yes.
33:15It's the highest form of flattery, in my opinion.
33:19It's like, because I, when I was a kid, I had a year when I was like four years old
33:23where
33:23I dressed up like Buzz Lightyear.
33:24Like, every day, it was insane.
33:27I was Buzz, okay?
33:29Yes!
33:29You can't tell me different.
33:30Yeah.
33:30Um, but no, seeing people dress up, so I know what that means and seeing people dress
33:34up as, you know, Huey, but like, honestly, any character from the show, like, it's the
33:38highest honor.
33:40So thank you so much to all the fans who have ever done that.
33:44That's insane.
33:46In a normal superhero show, everyone usually lives happily ever after, and is that something
33:52that we can expect?
33:53No.
33:54In no way.
33:55No, it's the boys.
33:56You know, it's not going to be a fairytale ending in any regard.
34:01But yeah, like, no, this is the final season, and we really do mean that.
34:06There are characters, I won't say who, but who meet their end, and it's crazy.
34:12It's really, really nuts.
34:13And it was emotional, like, you know, I'm covered in blood a lot on the show, and it
34:19was so weird to, you know, be covered in blood and various goos, and then to just, like,
34:25also be emotional about that, where I'm like, I'm really going to miss this, and I'm just
34:29head to toe.
34:30Fake blood, yeah.
34:30Yeah, but it's like, it's just been the honor of my life.
34:33Like, I truly love the show and everyone involved, so, yeah.
34:35Yeah, you and the cast are fantastic.
34:37You knocked it out of the park on the show.
34:38You were very, very talented.
34:39I want to show a clip.
34:40Here's Jack Quaid in season five of The Boys.
34:43Take a look.
34:44Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
34:48It's hopeless.
34:51Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
34:53I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
34:55I've been hunted by noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale, shot at by Russians, almost
35:00blown up at hero gasm, and lasered at bot on ice.
35:04Look, the point is, oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake.
35:07It's a long story.
35:08The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
35:12Or crazy.
35:13Or both.
35:14Then why aren't you?
35:16Because if you lose hope in here, you're not going to make it.
35:19Jack Quaid, everybody!
35:21The fifth and final season of The Boys begins streaming April 8th on Prime Video.
35:27We'll be right back with more Clyde show, everybody.
35:29Come on back.
35:29The Muppets!
35:46Performing the title track from their off-Broadway musical, My Joy is Heavy, please welcome the
35:53Banksons!
36:14My Joy is Heavy, oh, help me carry this joy that comes at the end.
36:23At the end of a life, oh, at the end of a walking, oh, at the very beginning, there'll be
36:33joy that I'm there and I'm alive.
36:37I do not know it, oh, I am going, oh, I am going, oh, I am going, oh, I'm going
36:47every day.
36:48But now when I carry it, it can sustain me if I carry it, if I carry it this way.
36:59Oh, I said, I said, my joy is heavy.
37:03Oh, help me carry this joy that comes at the end of a life.
37:11Oh, help me carry this joy that comes at the end of a life.
37:23Come on!
37:24Oh, help me carry this joy in my life.
37:52Makes me want to say thank you, thank you, hallelujah. Thank you, thank you, hallelujah. Oh, thank you, thank you,
38:08hallelujah.
38:09Oh, thank you, thank you, hallelujah. I am not trying, no, I'm long past trying to mend, to mend this
38:25broken heart.
38:26No, I am just trying to hold on to pieces and to honor and honor every part.
38:38Oh, love this, perfect, holy joy, yeah, that lives inside my chest.
38:51Oh, in the home world, phoenix, oh, for an animal, for any animal in the heart.
39:01Oh, I said, my joy, honey, my joy, oh, help me carry.
39:07This joy, I call, I can't be at the end of the line.
39:13At the end of all, I can barely begin.
39:19This happy joy that I'm married in our divine.
39:25This happy joy that I'm married in our divine.
39:31This happy joy that I'm married in our divine.
39:38Do you like
39:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:50Look at that!
39:52Come on!
39:54Standing omation for the big friends!
39:57That's right!
39:58Go see My Joy is Heavy at the New York Theatre Workshop.
40:03For tickets, go to nycw.org.
40:06We'll be right back, everybody.
40:08Wow!
40:09That's how you do it.
40:10That's how you do it.
40:23My thanks to Jon Hamm, Jack Swade,
40:26the Bankions once again!
40:29And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:38Good night, everybody!
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