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00:14I
00:30¡Ah!
00:30¡Ah! ¡Ah! ¡Ah! ¡Ah!
00:33¡Ah! ¡Ah!
00:33¿Por qué?
00:36¿De acuerdo con la primera carta de la primera carta?
00:40Sí.
00:40Entonces, veamos.
00:42Si te pido.
00:43¡Woo!
00:48¡Eat una healthy y una balanced diet!
00:51Por eso...
00:52¡Go! ¡Gro! ¡Gro!
00:54¡Ah!
00:55¡Ah!
00:56¡Ah!
00:57¡Ah!
00:58¡Ah!
00:59¡Ah!
01:00¡Ayun lang!
01:01Napigil mo.
01:02Pero si Kim ang hindi nakapagpigil.
01:04¡Ah!
01:05Nadali si Kim.
01:07Ah...
01:07At least meron naman akong okay-okay yellow card pa lang.
01:10So, okay pa naman.
01:11Idol ko to eh!
01:13Hindi mo siya kinaisimula pa lang ang lalana ng tawa niya.
01:16As in, umiiyak siya.
01:18Panay ka talaga ni Tiji.
01:19Panay ako.
01:21Umpisa pa lang.
01:22Tapos nakikita ko na kung paano siya gumalao,
01:24paano siya magsalita, paano niya i-present yung iba't ibang talk niya.
01:30Hindi ko na kinayak.
01:32Nag-fangirl mode ako.
01:33At dahil diyan...
01:35Panay!
01:35Yellow card ka.
01:37Yellow card ka.
01:40Five hours.
01:42Eighteen minutes.
01:42Fifty-six seconds.
01:44Anong oras kaya ako babalik?
01:45Good luck!
01:46Thank you, man!
01:47Matala naman.
01:49Hey!
01:50Hey!
01:51Oh!
01:52Oh!
01:53Woohoo!
01:54Si Kim ang pumaklo na nakakuha ng yellow.
01:57Kim, last chance mo na to.
02:00Pinaka yung balat niyan?
02:01Hindi, bro.
02:02Binulatan mo yun.
02:02Ayan, ayan, ayan.
02:04Mukhang nakakalibutan na lang challenge masaya sila,
02:05kaya back to this.
02:07Yaaay!
02:09Yaaay!
02:09Yaaay!
02:10Let's go!
02:16Ay, may tao!
02:16May tao!
02:17May tao!
02:20Pasok!
02:21Pichi, may binibenta dito, slide.
02:22Ayoko na nga.
02:23Ano nga mas kayo dito?
02:24May bisita tayo!
02:25May bisita!
02:26Ay, may bayong!
02:27May bayong!
02:28May bayong!
02:29May bayong!
02:29Tignan ko nga!
02:31May bayong!
02:32Ito!
02:32Oo!
02:33Kanyo na yan?
02:33Ay!
02:34For!
02:34Para sa akin pala to eh!
02:35Asakto yung pagkuhan ko eh!
02:38Nakuha!
02:40Kumorder kasi ko.
02:41Tama-tama dumating yung anong oo.
02:44Nabigay ko sa'yo to.
02:45Eto, abigay ko sa'yo.
02:47Ano to?
02:47Maganda to sa ano?
02:48Diyan.
02:49Ah!
02:49Sa gitang!
02:51Interior!
02:52Yan.
02:53Eto sa'yo.
02:55Ba't din natin laruin?
02:56Kada bunot?
02:57Iba-iba?
02:59Pwede.
02:59Eh, pero ano?
03:00Subukan nyo muna yung mamaya sa inyo.
03:02Eto pwede yung hula hoop to eh.
03:03Ayan.
03:03Oh, pwede yan.
03:05Eto ni full tape to eh.
03:06Oh, tama.
03:07Para matakpang kasi ano.
03:08Why don't we try the English only please challenge.
03:14English only please.
03:15Comedians must speak only in English.
03:18Okay, can I contribute?
03:19Let's do it one by one.
03:21One by one.
03:21Let's do it one by one.
03:23Okay, one by one.
03:24Okay, okay.
03:24Guys, we need to get a thing in the basket.
03:27Okay.
03:28Like this one.
03:28You can use this as a...
03:31Like that.
03:31Oh!
03:33I know that game.
03:35Got it.
03:36Okay.
03:36You get.
03:37Oh, I have this.
03:39What's that?
03:40This is a...
03:42Oh, it's an old school telephone.
03:45Oh!
03:47Hello?
03:48Hello, telephone.
03:50Old school telephone.
03:51It started in 1935.
03:53Oh, yeah?
03:54And then the 1935 and a half.
03:57Yeah, the one that telephone that you...
03:59Like that, like that.
04:00Yeah, like that, like that.
04:01You are inspiring.
04:02Thank you.
04:03Next, next, next.
04:04Ito talaga yung mga comedy sa Pilipinas na napapanood ko.
04:07Napapanood natin.
04:09Pero parang binibilang mo yung chances mo.
04:11Parang palit ng paliti.
04:12Ano ba yung pinasa ko?
04:14How about you, Chad?
04:15This one?
04:16What is that?
04:17You use it when the war.
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Your helmet!
04:23Your helmet!
04:24Japanese.
04:24Yeah, Japanese.
04:26Ako naman.
04:26Okay, go, go, go.
04:28Which one?
04:30Katol.
04:31Katol.
04:32It's like brother?
04:33Yeah, like pak, pak, katol.
04:36Oh!
04:37Oh my God!
04:39Ayun, may nakikita na naman.
04:42Naku, nakakaloka!
04:43I'm, I'm, I'm picked.
04:45The journey ends here.
04:48Agad, agad.
04:57Paano ako makakarampa?
04:59Hindi ako makakarampa.
05:00Hindi ako makakarampa.
05:00Hindi ko maiwan-iwan ang bahay na ito.
05:01At hindi kasi ulo ng mga bata.
05:02Ganito!
05:02Ayan na dyan!
05:04Nandyan na yung sundu ko eh.
05:06Marampa na ako.
05:08Hindi ako makakarampa.
05:09Hindi ko maiwan ang bahay na ito sa inyo.
05:11May may gusto mong lugaw.
05:16So huwag na natin patagalin ito.
05:18Obvious na obvious naman
05:19kung bakit ako nagpunta dito.
05:21Agad, agad.
05:23Tangin na nyo. Let's watch, please.
05:26Badal mo mura yung hogs!
05:27Gigil ako eh!
05:29Which one?
05:30What is that?
05:31Katol.
05:32Todo na tol!
05:34I love it!
05:38Natawa ako dun sa todo na tol.
05:42Todo na tol!
05:44Todo na tol!
05:47Yon, dun ang ako nalintikan sa ano na yun.
05:49Kung alam ko lang na yun ang magpapabagsak sa akin,
05:53nag-spirit of the glass na lang kami.
05:56So, Negi!
05:57Sorry!
05:58Sorry, guys!
05:59Sorry!
06:01So okay!
06:02So okay! So okay!
06:03Sobrang saya!
06:04Sobrang saya!
06:05It's okay!
06:06It's okay!
06:08Ang hirap talaga!
06:09Kaya nga eh!
06:10Ang hirap!
06:11Alam mo, yung mga makasama ko lang kayo,
06:12eh, malaking bagay na sa akin.
06:14Eh, sana nagpa-outing ka na lang!
06:16Hindi na tayo nagpa-contest na ganito!
06:17Ang mahal-mahal ang gilasos dito sa lugar na ito!
06:19Gusto mo lang pala silang makasama!
06:21Salamat!
06:22May nabawasan din ng tao na pwedeng magpatawa sa akin.
06:26Pero siyempre,
06:27wala naman akong masamang feeling na buti nga sa'yo.
06:30Wala naman...
06:32Bakalaka, kung ganyan lang pala,
06:33sana nagtong-it, sana lang tayo sa bahay!
06:38Halika naman tong-it sa muna tayo.
06:40Halika naman tong-it sa'yo!
06:41Pilipinas!
06:42Ang kauna-unahang red card, Negi!
06:45Goodbye!
06:46Sorry, Mimi!
06:46Hindi ko talaga kinaya si Rufa, Ming!
06:49Napaka-bungis-ingis mo!
06:51Oo!
06:53Hindi ko kiri!
06:54Natawa ako!
06:55Saka-pinid ko kasi!
06:57Seko na ba yan?
06:57Kaya niya todo na, tol!
06:59Kaya natawa ako!
07:00Kasi rin yung tatawa sa'yo sa'yo sa'yo.
07:02G-ber! G-ber!
07:03Super-chikahan kayo, ah! Back to game!
07:05Yan na!
07:06Ay!
07:08Ay!
07:09Ay!
07:09Buwati mo ako!
07:13Sige!
07:13O cheerleading!
07:14Let's go!
07:15Okay, cheerleading!
07:17Two!
07:17Three!
07:20I know that position!
07:21Kaya ba naka-cheerleader naman ako,
07:23kung ano-ano din yung mga ginagawa nila,
07:24hindi sakay-sakay na lang din.
07:26It's sorbetes.
07:27Your hands have to be on the floor.
07:28I'll be gentle.
07:29Okay, alright.
07:30And then you walk.
07:31Okay, Jason!
07:32Di ba naiihi ka?
07:33Naisip ko din yung arinola.
07:35Kasi si Jason naiihi.
07:37Shack to meron.
07:38Sabi ko, o sige, gamitin mo.
07:40Ayun.
07:41Sorbetes!
07:42Sorbetes!
07:43Sorbetes!
07:44Sorbetes!
07:44That's how you do it!
07:46Ay!
07:47Chance!
07:48Baka ito yung time, perfect time para mapatawa ko siya.
07:51Ti Pichy, try lang natin.
07:53O sige, sige.
07:54Ako yung nakahiga.
07:55Oo, o.
07:56O sige.
07:58Ayan.
07:58Gusto ko makita ng si Krutam eh.
08:01Kailangan maayos kaya, ti Pichy talaga.
08:03Sige, sige.
08:03Kahit mo siya ka lang.
08:04Yan, yan.
08:06One, two, three, go!
08:08Go!
08:08Go chat!
08:09Go!
08:10Go chat!
08:11Go chat!
08:11Go chat!
08:12Go chat!
08:13Go chat!
08:19Kala ko nga hindi ko kaya eh.
08:21Pero hindi ako doon natawa.
08:22Hindi naman sa buo niyang...
08:24Ang tawag doon?
08:26Hindi naman siya panot-panot ba yun?
08:27Charot!
08:29Anong tawag doon siya hair na yun?
08:32Bacon!
08:33Charot!
08:35Go!
08:36Go chat!
08:37Go chat!
08:37Go!
08:38Ang hirap magpatawa nang hindi tumatawa.
08:41Hirap na hirap ako.
08:43Ganda, di ba?
08:44Thank you very much, everybody, for cheerleading!
08:46Yay!
08:48Congratulations!
08:49Thank you!
08:49Maganda yung maganda.
08:51Ano yan?
08:51Ano yan?
08:52We ran out of mugs.
08:54Ano yan?
08:55I'm drinking coffee.
08:56Ang ginagawa niya na umiinom sa arinola!
08:59Oh my God!
09:01This is a nice mug here.
09:03Yeah, it's a...
09:03It's a family mug.
09:08Nakita ko yung arinola.
09:09Okay, we're going there.
09:12Simula na po ito ng babuyan sa Pilipinas.
09:14Masarap, masarap!
09:15Sarap, try mo!
09:16Wow!
09:17Try mo!
09:18Oh my God!
09:19I'm baboy!
09:20Wow!
09:22Okay, therefore, it's your turn.
09:25It's your turn to drink the coffee.
09:26You're in the family coffee!
09:27No, it's your turn!
09:29It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:32Coffee!
09:33Coffee!
09:34Baboy silang lahat.
09:35Saan ang galing yung baboy?
09:36Eh?
09:40I can't run!
09:42No!
09:43I don't coffee myself, I palpitate.
09:45I'll pipitate.
09:46Bago pa kayo mag-copy ko na at mag-away diyan.
09:59Sino na naman yan!
10:03I'm palpitate ako dito.
10:04¿Qué está sucediendo?
10:06Ay, mami, sorry.
10:08Sorry, no.
10:09Me, me lo he dicho.
10:12¿Dónde están los demás?
10:13Si Ate Pichi.
10:14Si Rupag Pichi.
10:16Si Pichi, si Rupag Pichy.
10:18Si Rupag Pichy.
10:19Grabe.
10:20Wow, el agua está bien.
10:21¡Ay, está bien!
10:25¿Te acuerdas de atrás?
10:26¿Sabes cómo te quedan en la fraternidad cuando no te está listo?
10:29Como decirle,
10:30hay una nueva tropa,
10:32pero cuando llegamos, hay una iniciativa.
10:35Pero yo estoy aquí porque...
10:38Me estoy muy generos.
10:40Me gustaría dar otro premio.
10:42¡Oh!
10:43¡Oh!
10:43¡Oh, no necesito!
10:44¡Let's watch this!
10:52¿Quién va a ser?
10:53¿Quién va a ser?
10:54¿Quién va a ser así?
10:57¡Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
10:59¡Oh, no necesito!
11:02¡Ay, ay, ay!
11:05¡Ay, ay!
11:05¡No necesito!
11:06¡Ay, ay!
11:07La vieja se hace mucho!
11:09¡ вторamente al otro motivo!
11:10¡Ahhh!
11:12¡Tienes al otro motivo!
11:13Un poco problema!
11:15keeps afecta la vida incluso ahora,
11:19¡Ay, no voy a perder!
11:20¡Ay, palabras de nuevo!icles
11:21de nuevo. No
11:21voy a perder pero nunca voy a perder. No
11:23voy a perder solo. No
11:24yo creo que jamás a 2020.
11:27porque es como Jason, que me hacía.
11:28Me encantaría si lo que lo que puede hacer.
11:30Te abraza con mis amigos,
11:32mis amigos, mis amigos.
11:33¡Muy bien, braga!
11:35¡Muy bien!
11:37¡Muy bien, Jason!
11:39¡Muy bien, nos vemos!
11:40¡Muy bien, nos vemos!
11:41¡Muy bien, nos vemos pronto!
11:43¡Muy bien!
11:44¡Adiós, dos!
11:50¡Muy bien!
11:51¡Muy bien, nos vemos!
11:54¡Muy bien, nos vemos!
11:55¡Pinas, Jason Gainza!
11:58¡Alai!
11:58¡Bungisngis ka kasi!
12:00¡Back to the game!
12:02¡Muy bien!
12:04¡Muy bien!
12:07¡Ah!
12:10¡Let's do it now!
12:14¡Ami tumatawag!
12:17¡Hello!
12:19¡Hello!
12:21¡Pahusap sa pinakapangit, Chad!
12:23¡Ah, sige!
12:24¡Chad, tawag ka!
12:25¡Kausapin ka daw!
12:27¡Hello, po!
12:28¿Bakit tanong dun sa nag-abot sa'yo ng telepono?
12:31¿Kung bakit sa'yo binigay yung telepono?
12:34¡Jerard!
12:35¿Bat binigay mo sa'kin yung telepono?
12:37¡Sabi, abot ko daw sa pinakapangit, eh!
12:39¡Hindi ako matatawa do'n!
12:40¡Muti ka na ako mapikuhon!
12:41¡Sorry, Chad!
12:42¡Pero nagkataon lang!
12:44¡Masarap kita!
12:45¡Pero kung wala ka sa harap ko!
12:47¡I don't think may isip kita, Chad, na pangit!
12:50¡Ah!
12:50¡Grabi ka naman kay Piti!
12:53¡Empoy!
12:54¡Empoy!
12:55Aligan dito, napapagbintangan ako, eh!
12:58Sino yan?
12:58Para sa'yo.
12:59Kung walang empoy, tatanggapin ko yun.
13:01Basta sa'yo, ah, may point.
13:03Eh, nakita ko si empoy.
13:04Buti nga, wala na si Negi, kundi damay yun.
13:07Sino tayo nahanap?
13:08Yung pangit daw, ikaw.
13:10Uy, wait lang.
13:12Hawak mo na, eh.
13:13Ba't pinasa mo pa?
13:13Hu!
13:15Hu!
13:16Hu!
13:18Hu!
13:18Hu!
13:19Malunggay!
13:24Magdii.
13:25Kasi alam kong si Chad na yung pinaka-pinaka, eh.
13:28Sino nagbibihis sa loob?
13:30Si Tuesday, siguro.
13:32Ay, andya ka pala.
13:33Si Bik.
13:34Dali niyo sa'kan dito, gugulatin ka.
13:36Sige, sige.
13:37Para ano.
13:37Kaya mo kung kasat ng buo.
13:38Pasok ka.
13:39Ito, si Bik.
13:40Bik!
13:43Ano ba yan?
13:45Basketball!
13:46Bro, may basketball rin doon. Improvised.
13:49Sahan.
13:49Yan o, yung may...
13:50Yan.
13:51Toto.
13:51Victor!
13:53Ano yan?
13:54Si Victor, ano eh, parang batang patay.
13:56Yung hindi nagsasalita.
13:57Ah, bakit ganito to?
13:58Yung nagbato ka tapos nalaglag sa lupa.
14:02Yan.
14:03Huwag ganda yan.
14:05Catch!
14:07Catch!
14:13Ang ganda ng maliita mo.
14:14Ang daming butas.
14:15Oo nga eh.
14:17Okay.
14:18Ganito na lang.
14:18Kung sino may hawak ka ng bawala,
14:20siya didilaan ang aso.
14:21Sige.
14:21Ang karakter ko kasi doon, hindi lang basta aso.
14:24Yung tao ka, na aso.
14:25Magpapabeli-rab sana ako.
14:27Meron akong didilaan.
14:29Guys, we got to do its pepe.
14:30May have everyone's attention, please?
14:32Oo!
14:32Oo, kasi may nagtatrabaho sa funeral service.
14:36Naalala ko, nag-aaral ako ng mediumship eh.
14:39Oo.
14:39Nagpapasapi ako sa iba't ibang spirito
14:41para magbigay ng mensahe.
14:42Kasi lahat ng spirito nagbibigay ng mensahe.
14:45Oo.
14:46Oo.
14:46So isang inaaral ko, ito pang beginner lang.
14:49Okay.
14:49Para sa mga nag-aaral din ang gusto magpasapi,
14:53the tongue is the tip of the soul.
14:55So yung tongue natin, yun yung pinakamabilis na paraan
14:58para maka-connecta tayo sa spirito ng kahit sino.
15:00Mahilig ako sa mga kwentong sanib eh.
15:03Yung unang sumanib sa akin yung spirito ng tae.
15:05So buha ko kumonecta sa spirito ng tae.
15:08Pwede ba, Moy?
15:09Huh?
15:09Wag-wag, kasi mawawala yung epekto ng spirito niya.
15:12Mawawala yung epekto.
15:14Okay.
15:14Cool.
15:16Oo!
15:16Oo!
15:17Yan na, yan na.
15:17Yan na, yan na.
15:18Kuwait, kuwait.
15:19Ano na yung spirito ng tae.
15:24Tayo na.
15:24May tae.
15:25Lamalabas ang bibig niya.
15:27Iba din.
15:28Aaaaaah!
15:31Aaaaaah!
15:31Aaaaaah!
15:32Aaaaaah!
15:32Maglalarulin naman ako ng tae.
15:34Pero hindi ganun'ng kaitim.
15:37Grace lang.
15:38Pasabi ng spirito ng tae.
15:40Tayo daw pag tumatay tayo, dapat araw-araw.
15:44Sa lahat ng pwedeng spirito ang susabi sa'yo, ba't naisip mo tae?
15:47Natatawa ako na nandidiri ako na...
15:50Minsan kasi, ano, disgusting things can be funny kasi, di ba?
15:53Yo fui en la verga de...
15:55...fiel en la risa.
15:58Nosotros nos sentimos,
15:59e tal vez nos escuchamos.
16:01Para que nos sentimos.
16:02Gracias.
16:04A mí me hacía muchas of mis ofensos.
16:16Puta, Pepe!
16:19Te dije que tú.
16:20Pepe!
16:22Dati ang pinaparusahan, yung mga batang iyakin.
16:26Ngayon, yung mga batang basahayahin niya.
16:31Baby Toni!
16:34Hola!
16:35Grabe yung material nito.
16:38Pero, muka na lang, nagtagumpay ka.
16:41Eh, kasi, diba, dito naman, lahat ang gagawin nyo, eh, may, meron namang intensyon, diba?
16:46May intensyon, at kung ang ginagawa nyo yun dahil kayo may mga pinaplano,
16:50nagtagumpay ka naman yata sa iyong pinaplano.
16:52Let's watch this.
16:56Shit.
17:05At may tunog pa yan, hindi ba sa ano lang, reaksyon lang.
17:17Kibig!
17:17Hindi na talaga kinaya.
17:20Aw, red card, red card for you!
17:27Nadali ako ng tae.
17:29Ganda.
17:31Hindi ko balak targetin si Kim.
17:33Balak ko lang, magpaywatig ng mensahe ng tae talaga.
17:36Although nakikita ko na nung lumuluwa ako ng tae,
17:39habang sinasaniban ako, nakikita ko siya sa gilid.
17:41Nagiging parang aso na siya, naging all fours na eh.
17:44Pero inahayaan ko lang siya, baka nagmoment siya.
17:46What if may kasama ka, sino kayang pwede mong isama?
17:51Ha?
17:54Kasi bukod sa mga tumatawa,
17:58sinusubaybayan din natin kung may mga iba pang lumalabag sa utos.
18:02Kung natatandaan ninyo, bago kayo pumasok ng bahay, may mga rules tayong pinag-usapan.
18:08At ito ang isa sa mga unang lumabag.
18:16Bawal gumamit ng anuman sa pagtatakip ng bibig.
18:21Ah!
18:23Nasada ko.
18:24Kasi na-penalty ako doon sa Toroto.
18:27Kasi ginagamit ko din siyang pampatawa eh.
18:29Ginagamit ko siya, baka may mata ko.
18:31Pinangahabol ko din siya nung unay.
18:32Kaya sabi ko, ay shit.
18:34Na-penalty ako.
18:36Di ba close naman kayo ni Chad?
18:38Di ba magkasama kayo sa pelikula?
18:39Ah-ha.
18:41May ayoko pang maging close dyan, ayaw ko siya mag-iisa.
18:44Huwag kang mag-alala.
18:46Hindi siya mag-iisa at hindi ka rin mag-iisa.
18:49Dahil may isa pang...
18:54Oh!
18:55No!
18:58Bawal magtago.
19:00Ah, okay.
19:01Yes, yes.
19:03Kinabahan si Gerald, kala niya siya.
19:05Ako nga!
19:07Yes, it's you Tuesday.
19:09Ah!
19:12Nakalimutan ko na bawal palang magtago.
19:15Ah, let's go.
19:16Oh, no!
19:19Oh my gosh.
19:20That's the surprise.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Nagbabay ka na ba sa jowa?
19:25Totoo ba?
19:26Nainayang talaga ako.
19:28Of course, I would want her to last longer.
19:31Hindi ko yun-expect na yung more on the performances, siya talaga mabibiktima.
19:36Bye, guys!
19:38Bye-bye!
19:39Bye-bye!
19:41Bye-bye!
20:06Ganun talaga.
20:07Oo.
20:08Napaproud ako sa sarili ko.
20:09Naka-isang oras ako eh.
20:10O, ma-proud ka sa sarili mo.
20:11Nakapagpigil ka ng isang oras ang tawa.
20:13Pero wala ka ng one million.
20:14Let's go.
20:14Okay lang.
20:15Ayan!
20:19Irap, di ba?
20:21Irap, ha?
20:22Oo.
20:22Tintro pang bungis-ngis.
20:23Mga bakla kayo.
20:26Tuesday and Chad, this is your warning na.
20:28Agad-agad.
20:30Kaya sundin ang mga rules.
20:31Dahil kung hindi, babush.
20:33At ang ikatlong red card ng Pilipinas,
20:36Kim Molina.
20:37Pwede ka nang tumawa.
20:40Pati tayo magpa-lights.
20:42Camera.
20:44Lock.
20:46Slice.
20:48Lock.
20:56Kinabaan ako.
20:57Sabi ko sa sarili,
20:58Oh, shucks.
21:03Balita ngayon.
21:04Sa gitna ng mga naglalaway na bubuling gutom,
21:08isa na namang biktima ng tulala
21:09ang iniligtas sa pakapagot at walang kalandian.
21:13Nang nag-iisang superhero'ng likaw
21:15na naghahanap ng libangan sa buhay,
21:18walang iba kundi si
21:19Super Empoy.
21:22Si Empoy, mukha siyang yung kakanin
21:24na galing ng Malabon.
21:26Ang daming kulay.
21:34Ah, dance number.
21:45Nung nag-stage time si Empoy,
21:48parang tinatawag ka na ni Kamatayan eh.
21:50Kasi palabas pa lang,
21:51alam mo yung naka-superhero siya,
21:52tapos seryoso yung mukha.
21:54Nulumabas siya pag matatawa ka na,
21:56isipin mo na yung mga masasamang alaala mo.
21:59Ang hirap.
22:13Habang nagpe-perform ako,
22:15inisip ko lahat robot sila.
22:17Kasi pag inisip kong ito yung mga kalabang ko,
22:20makawala ko sa focus eh.
22:22Empoy, empoy, empoy, empoy!
22:24Sorry, sorry, sorry!
22:25Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:26Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:28Rek, sorry, sorry, sorry!
22:30Ow, sorry, sorry!
22:31It's okay, it's okay.
22:32Too big?
22:33No, no, no, guys, no!
22:36I can't continue my performance.
22:39I miss someone.
22:41Oh!
22:43I miss someone.
22:44My favorite pet.
22:46His name is Twinkle.
22:48I call her every time Twinkle Calderon.
22:52She's so Twinkle.
22:53She's so gorgeous,
22:55industrious,
22:56cumulus,
22:57nimbus,
22:58cirrus,
22:59istratus.
22:59Ah, cloud pa lang si Twinkle.
23:01Yes, I agree at you.
23:03Helen, Helen.
23:04Here's the
23:06moment,
23:07me,
23:07and Twinkle.
23:09Okay.
23:13Oh!
23:15Hey, looks like you.
23:17Karan, she iniimu.
23:18It's the same, boy.
23:24Twinkle is teaching me
23:27badminton
23:28day in my life.
23:31That's why Twinkle and me
23:33is very twin
23:34because every day
23:35we are each other,
23:37ourselves,
23:37both.
23:39When I'm sick,
23:41she was sick.
23:42When I'm seven,
23:44eight,
23:44nine,
23:45ten.
23:46You know, guys,
23:47Twinkle is my favorite pet.
23:50Si Twinkle kasi,
23:51talagang goldfish
23:51talaga nung araw yan.
23:52Kaya siya nagkaroon na-aplido
23:54kasi nung bata ako,
23:56dun ako nakatira
23:57sa street na yon,
23:58Calderon.
23:59Kaya ang pangalan,
23:59Twinkle Calderon.
24:01That's it.
24:01Next question.
24:02Oh my goodness,
24:04Twinkle!
24:07I miss my Twinkle!
24:09I miss my Twinkle very much!
24:12Nakikita ko yung mga pagmumuka
24:13talaga nila,
24:14hindi sila tumitingin sa akin.
24:15Especially si Pichi.
24:16Ayoko ng icon pa kasi
24:20nakakatawa.
24:21I miss!
24:22I miss my Twinkle!
24:27Oo, di ba?
24:32Pinaka-threat sa akin?
24:34Si Empoy,
24:34si Empoy kasi titigan mo lang.
24:36Pag tumagal ka ng ten seconds
24:38ng titig kay Empoy
24:39at di ka tumawa,
24:41ang galing mo.
24:41Oh my goodness!
24:45And then I found the stage
24:46there in sa center.
24:49Twinkle,
24:50this song is for you.
24:53Ah, pakitang gilas ka,
24:55tutugtug ka pa.
24:58Okay, go!
25:00Hey Twinkle!
25:01Hey Twinkle!
25:03I just want you to know
25:05That I love you so
25:08That I love you so
25:11You're my
25:12Twinkle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-dickle-dickle
25:16Twinkle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle
25:24-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle
25:26-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lick
25:35For me!
25:42He's doing a piece
25:44de narrativa
25:45pero no hay narrativa
25:46de hecho.
25:48Eso es lo que hacía.
25:49So sorry, guys.
25:51I miss my goldfish.
26:02Ay, may alaga din ako.
26:05Twinkle Ball.
26:07Bell pala.
26:08Twinkle Bell.
26:12Bravo!
26:13Galing, galing, galing!
26:15Bravo!
26:15Kung nanonood man si Twinkle,
26:17alam kong proud siya sakin.
26:19Maglalaro ba tayo? Ano sa rage?
26:20Ano lalaroin natin?
26:21Sa rage.
26:22Ay, ay, ay!
26:23Lepono!
26:24Hello?
26:25Kunin yung dalawa ni Cheryl
26:27sa props room.
26:28Yung package.
26:30Okay, okay.
26:31Okay, gets.
26:31Okay, salangat.
26:33Salangat.
26:36Eto!
26:37Eto siguro.
26:38Okay, eto.
26:40Pichitikman mo ang peras niya
26:43na galing sa bibig!
26:45Pichitikman mo ang peras na
26:47na galing na sa akong bibig!
26:50Ah, peras!
26:51Ayun!
26:52Kaparehas nito!
26:54Yung fruit!
26:55Yung fruit!
26:56Yung alaya, fruit!
26:56Fruit ano?
26:57Fruit!
26:58Fruit basket!
27:00Fruit basket?
27:01Fruit basket?
27:01Oo, fruit!
27:02Oh, come on!
27:03May tumawad dahil.
27:04Nasahit niyo din?
27:05Mm-hmm.
27:08Kasi sila,
27:09nangangayon ko sila,
27:10hindi niyo kayo napigilan, no?
27:12Sino?
27:14Hey!
27:14Hey!
27:16Hello!
27:17Hi!
27:18Parang nabiss ko kayo ng very light!
27:20Oh, medyo tumagal ka dun, May, ah!
27:22Oh, great!
27:23Tumagal ka dun!
27:24Nakatakot tingnan!
27:26Actually, nakakaaliw kasi kanya-kanya nang eksena.
27:29Meron bang nagwagi?
27:30Let's watch this.
27:33My name is Ramon Tiktik.
27:36Oh, my God!
27:39First of all,
27:40we'll have a breathing exercise.
27:42Inhale.
27:43Exhale.
27:45Lutam eh ng baho, ah!
27:51Oh!
27:52Five thousand.
27:54Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:58Bakit ba akong may dala rito?
28:00Oh!
28:02Ay, dalawa.
28:10Kahit saan, kahit kailan,
28:12ang matapang na komedyante walang inuurungan.
28:15Pwera na lang ata,
28:16pag nagkaharapan.
28:18Pindutin lang ang x-ray icon sa screen
28:20ng iyong web and mobile device
28:21para malaman kung maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan.
28:27Folk pie rito.
28:30Pindutan enroll.
28:30Gatay off sud out.
28:32Level 2 to tarapin,
28:32patay,
28:54gatay...
28:54Altaht Shimon yungo,
28:55nika tu HOI conorbuin k Birdslagitan.
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