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Pretend That You Love Me (Full)
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00:17Hello, what can I get for you?
00:19Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:25Perfect.
00:26My name is Delilah.
00:27Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:28Yeah, my name is George.
00:33Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:39Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:43Oh, no, um...
00:45Oh, let me guess, no money?
00:47I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:50Starving doctor?
00:52Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:57Don't worry about it.
00:58I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:00Really?
01:01Look, I'll pay you back.
01:03I promise.
01:04Just get out of here.
01:06Go.
01:07Okay.
01:10Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:17Nothing?
01:18Nothing.
01:18What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:20She signed a prenup.
01:21She's entitled to nothing.
01:25Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:33You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:37You should have read the fine print.
01:40You tricked her?
01:42Shame on you.
01:43Okay, can we go?
01:44I have an ailed white man.
01:45Whore!
01:47You do, however, get child support.
01:50Wait, what?
01:51I'm sorry.
01:52That's the law.
01:55Well, fuck the law.
02:05Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:09I want a divorce.
02:10I think it's time you find your own place.
02:12Fine.
02:12I want a divorce.
02:14I'm a horrible mother.
02:23I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches?
02:49Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:52Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:53You're not a designer.
03:01Perfect.
03:04Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:31I'm getting bored.
03:32I want to go lie down.
03:33Sure.
03:34I'll keep an eye on things.
03:44The fuck?
03:45You need to get out of my room.
03:47I said you need to get out of my room.
03:52Everyone out.
03:54This is my house.
03:55This is my life.
03:56So get out.
03:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:01All right, people.
04:02Party's over.
04:03Let's go.
04:04Party's over.
04:06Party's over.
04:07Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
04:20Party's over.
04:22Party's over.
04:23Party's over.
04:24Party's over.
04:37Hey, George.
04:38Welcome back.
04:40Hey.
04:42This is the money that I owe you.
04:46what can i get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:52you're back for that okay
04:57let me guess acting not going so well i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah
05:06i don't believe in love fine i want a divorce did you hear him i ruined my son
05:13your son is fantastic but benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna hire himself
05:18just try to keep your heart open if not for yourself or benji
05:23i think i have an idea okay what is that i want to hire you you want to hire me
05:31to pretend to be
05:32in love with me an acting gig i really want my son to see what it looks like for someone
05:38to love me
05:39you know a happy couple oh um yeah i cannot pay you much but seems like you need the money
05:52what do you say
05:56deal
05:57deal
06:09come on two more last one okay good work yeah hey can i tell you something well that's never
06:19good you ready as ready as i could be i'm gonna be an actor you what look some way too
06:28someone needed my help and i agreed you realize you're a famous billionaire right
06:35yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um look man she's super sweet and she um
06:41and she wants to show her son that love is real totally normal request look man i just need something
06:49something different you know i can't do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and
06:54just feel so empty okay so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some
06:59waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have happened i got your back boss
07:07thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another set
07:12okay oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon
07:20no idea what you're doing what's this oh no let's do it's not good
07:32urgent child support
07:40last notice of child support must pay
07:43will not be paying nuts
08:00oh fuck oh no no no no no
08:12hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:22why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:33why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink
08:42no thank you i'm fine
08:53this is gonna be great
08:56this is gonna be great
08:57okay
09:00come on benji
09:01come on
09:03you can do it benji come on
09:06come on benji hit the ball for once
09:10let's go benji
09:12you're doing great
09:14hey tony
09:25nice for that dribble nice
09:35oh my god that's him
09:41that's who
09:42uh the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:47delilah what are you talking about
09:51he's coming over
09:52what are you talking about
09:53hey george
09:54hey delilah
10:01oh for christ's sake man up boy
10:04don't say that
10:05oh my god can i go
10:06i'm so bored
10:08oh for fuck's sake
10:09thank god i have a mini paddy
10:11come on let's get out of here
10:13you don't want to say hi then
10:16no
10:17it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:20who the fuck are you
10:21i'm george
10:22i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:26delilah's new boyfriend
10:28yes
10:29yeah
10:30we are dating
10:32what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:35he's an actor
10:36oh he's an actor
10:38that makes it even better
10:40wow
10:40you are such a riot delilah
10:42just when i thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:44you proved me wrong
10:45what's that bud
10:49nothing
10:50we gotta get out of here
10:52wish you two the best
10:55hey asshole
10:58where's the child support
11:01don't worry boobie
11:02i'll handle it
11:03you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:08i think i just wanted it in my mouth
11:11all right i think i'm gonna get going
11:13but um i'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:14right
11:15yes yes yes
11:17our date
11:19see more
11:23girl
11:25you better tell me everything now
11:35no no no no
11:36you're not supposed to do that
11:37i'm a starving artist
11:38they have lint on their shirts
11:40i still think this is a harebrained idea
11:43dino
11:44this is the first time in my life
11:45where i can be a normal person
11:47nobody after my money
11:49or my status
11:50or what i can do for them
11:52delilah doesn't
11:53want anything from me
11:55she just
11:55wants me to play a role
11:57i do have to say
11:58it's nice to see you smile again
12:04yeah
12:04it's gonna be nice
12:06you'll see
12:08and you should take the night off
12:09take janice out to dinner
12:11on me
12:11hell no boss
12:13i'm keeping an eye on you
12:14from a distance
12:15no it'll be fine
12:17nobody will know who i am
12:18that may be the case
12:19but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:21and i ain't taking any chances
12:23do not
12:24follow me
12:25yes boss
12:26later
12:41hey how are you
12:43i'm george
12:43i'm benji
12:48well hello
12:50hello there
12:51how are you
12:52i am very excited
12:53about our date
12:54i am looking forward to
12:56our date as well
12:59won't you come in
13:00ah yes
13:02thank you
13:09oh my
13:14bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:16we have a lousy landlord
13:18oh but you look quite nice
13:21tonight
13:22why thank you george
13:25you look quite nice as well
13:28why are you guys acting so weird
13:30hi
13:31hi
13:31i'm roland
13:32the babysitter
13:33i think it's time for you to get going
13:35oh but
13:35yes
13:36yes
13:36um yeah
13:37what if
13:37yeah
13:39that was so strange
13:41i know
13:47well
13:49that didn't go too well
13:51yeah no academy award for us
13:54maybe we should practice
13:56that sounds good yeah
14:00uh
14:02so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:09yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner
14:13yeah it's pretty good
14:15what are you gonna do
14:16uh same
14:17probably grab a bite to eat
14:20maybe hit a bookstore
14:23well that's just silly i mean
14:25why don't we go together
14:27sure
14:29sounds good
14:31okay
14:38so tell me
14:40why wedding dresses
14:41well
14:42ever since i was a little girl
14:44i always wanted to wear the dress
14:46be the bride
14:48yeah
14:49have my happy ending
14:52and then
14:54i eloped with andy
14:56and
14:57he had an affair
15:01then we got a divorce
15:03and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:06my roof is leaking
15:08um
15:08my car is useless
15:10and
15:12i work in a diner
15:15so
15:16best laid plans i guess
15:20you know you should call my
15:21attorney friend
15:23he's helped me with some things in the past
15:25i think i can help you with this
15:26child support issue
15:29i would tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:31thank you
15:31yeah of course
15:32you will
15:38should probably get back from our
15:40date
15:41soon
15:42split the bill
15:44yeah sure
15:45split the bill
15:49check please
15:58hey bernard this is justin
16:00you're gonna be getting a call from
16:02a woman named delilah james
16:04long story short
16:06her ex is a piece of shit
16:07he won't pay child support
16:08and he works at the style
16:10but i can't fire him
16:12unless he might sue
16:13or he might figure out who i am
16:15so the least i can do is try to help
16:17get some money back from this douchebag from her
16:19and she can't know who i am
16:21she thinks my name is george
16:22thanks man
16:27hey do you know
16:28yes boss
16:30let's buy delilah's
16:32building
16:33let's fix the roof on it
16:35sure thing
16:35oh while you're at it
16:37if you can buy her a car
16:37nothing too fancy though
16:39she's not that type of girl
16:41and keep everything anonymous
16:42you got it
16:44thank you
16:50what's going on
16:51someone about the building
16:53they're putting on a new roof
16:54what
16:55oh my god
16:57that's amazing right
17:18thank you
18:12I shall grab water.
18:16I'll do it with that one.
18:19Oh, perchance.
18:31Oh.
18:33You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:38Delinquency of child support?
18:41Huh.
18:59Anyway.
19:06We need to talk.
19:13I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:18What's your address?
19:20Find me some dirt.
19:22I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:25She's ruining my perfect life.
19:27Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:30Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:33What?
19:42I had a good time.
19:44Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um...
19:46We should do it again sometime.
19:48I think we sounded really good.
19:50But we should practice some more.
19:53Just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well, good night.
20:01Good night.
20:01Good night.
20:19Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:22Wait, what?
20:23A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:25But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:28It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:34I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:37Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40Not any that I know of.
20:43Oh, don't look at me.
20:44Look, it's got your name on it.
20:47Oh, my God.
20:49It really does say that the car belongs to me.
20:53They gave me this to you as well.
20:58I guess my look is finally changing.
21:08What's ten minus four?
21:10You know the answer to that.
21:12Dang.
21:17Ah, shoot.
21:19I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:21George, can you get it for me?
21:22Willen's gonna call?
21:24Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:25Thanks.
21:27Thanks.
21:27Thanks.
21:29Bye.
21:29I'll see you then.
21:40Bye.
21:43Bye.
21:44Bye.
21:46Bye.
21:47Bye.
21:50Bye.
21:56Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:03What?
22:06Nothing.
22:07I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:12Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:32I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that would be a good idea.
22:55Wow.
23:04I think that's what we should practice.
23:11Ooh.
23:14Ooh.
23:15Ooh.
23:16Whoa.
23:17Ooh.
23:57Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:00What?
24:01Benji's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
24:03Oh, okay. Yeah, come on.
24:04Okay.
24:05Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay.
24:25Come on, finish up. We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:31Grab your bag. Come on.
24:33Okay.
24:38Hurry. Let's go.
24:39Okay.
24:44Hey.
24:46Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring. That guy is like he
25:06doesn't even exist. Zip, zilch, nada.
25:11How is that possible?
25:13Don't trust me.
25:15Oh, that what?
25:18Damn it.
25:19How dare she?
25:21How dare she?
25:21My movie owes her a lot of money. Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:29Okay.
25:30All right. This is what I want you to do. Get rid of them. If they don't exist, then he
25:35has enough to pay child support. And all the money goes to me. I mean, us.
25:42Let me get this straight. What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
25:52What? You gotta, I mean, ow. All right, all right. I'll handle it. I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:59Consider it done.
26:01Good. Let me know when you finish. Also, I need the keys to your apartment. Bye.
26:20There we go.
26:28We're fucked.
26:29Come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:32Hey, that was a foul.
26:34No.
26:35No, Harry.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:39Hang on. Off.
26:42Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud. Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:58What is he saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:03Listen.
27:05We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:09Look at me.
27:12Rev, can we have a second?
27:14Hey, hey, look at me.
27:17You can do this.
27:18And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
27:21And it is.
27:23But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:27And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:30It's about you having the courage to try.
27:35And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:40Yes.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:45There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53All right, buddy.
27:58We can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:04Come on, son.
28:05You can do it.
28:05Shoot it for Christ's sake.
28:07Oh, God.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:12I can do it.
28:29Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:31I have a hair appointment.
28:32Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah.
28:35My company is opening up a third branch.
28:38And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:40And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:09Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:13Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew.
29:16Okay, can we go?
29:17Oh, let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:18Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:19I really fuck you.
29:37Hey, boss.
29:38How about I heat you up some soup?
29:40Dino, Dino, Dino.
29:41Dino, man, women are nothing but trouble.
29:45You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
29:50is not even what they're wanting.
29:52And women are trouble.
29:54That's the bottom line.
29:55That's what I'm trying to say here.
29:56I'm sorry, man.
29:59No, it's fine.
30:00Dino, you should go home.
30:02Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
30:06Yes, sir.
30:07And you should cherish her.
30:09Yes, sir.
30:09Yeah.
30:14It's got a good one.
30:40It's got a good one.
30:57Oh, there's nothing in here.
31:07Oh, there's nothing in here.
31:29Oh, there's nothing in here.
31:39Tell me what you got.
31:42I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
31:44I'm sorry.
31:45He had some goon there.
31:46He came out of nowhere.
31:48What?
31:52They've seen my face.
31:53I got to have to lay low for a while.
31:55You idiot!
31:56I told you to do one thing!
31:58Get out!
32:00I clearly have to do everything on my own!
32:02You should've saw a big thing that was!
32:04Idiot!
32:11Hey, sexy.
32:13Hey.
32:14What is it?
32:15What's wrong?
32:18Okay.
32:19I have to show you something.
32:21You can't laugh, okay?
32:24What?
32:25Of course.
32:26Anything for you, Boopy.
32:31What?
32:33Cher, they're...
32:34They're actually amazing.
32:36So you'll pitch it?
32:37Of course.
32:39Yeah.
32:40Yeah, I will.
32:41Thank you, Boopy.
32:42Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
32:44Wow!
32:45Incredible!
32:46Good job.
33:20Boopie. Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
33:39Boopie.
33:46Boopie.
33:58Boopie.
34:11George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
34:31George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you. I miss you. Call me.
34:57Fine.
35:00Around seven o'clock. This better be important.
35:10Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee?
35:13Just a coffee.
35:17Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
35:29Uh, hey, Dino.
35:30Yes, boss.
35:31Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of
35:37want to just know what's up.
35:38Consider it done. Thank you.
35:45So what is this about?
35:48Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
35:51No.
35:55I've been thinking about us.
35:57Us.
36:00There is no us.
36:02But there is. There could be.
36:06Boopie.
36:07When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
36:13We're a family.
36:15We're the perfect family.
36:17You've got to be kidding me.
36:22How dare you?
36:28How dare you?
36:30Sharon Boopie.
36:32This was not my idea.
36:34You're lying.
36:36You're trying to steal my man.
36:37I already told you he's mine, you slut.
36:40Tell her. This was your idea.
36:43He wants us to get back together.
36:45Oh.
36:45I don't know what you're talking about.
36:48Sharon. She begged me to meet her.
36:50She said it was an emergency.
36:51Something about Benji.
36:52You coward.
36:55She grabbed my hand.
36:56She was begging me.
36:57It was pathetic.
36:59Okay.
37:08Take that, you slut.
37:11I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
37:14You're a worm.
37:17And you're fucking crazy.
37:20And this man does not pay his child support.
37:24Okay.
37:29Boopie.
37:29Don't even start.
37:31What the hell is this?
37:32You're embarrassing me.
37:33This is disgusting.
37:34Let's go.
37:34Let's go.
37:42Hey.
37:45Hey.
37:46Thank you for meeting with me.
37:49I'm happy to see you.
37:52Yeah.
37:53What do you want, Delilah?
37:56I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
38:06Look, I was wrong.
38:09I...
38:10What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
38:13And I was confused.
38:16What do you mean you were confused?
38:18How was dinner last night?
38:20With Andy.
38:23What?
38:24I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
38:27How do you know about that?
38:29Ah.
38:31So you did have dinner with him.
38:32And you held hands.
38:34How romantic.
38:36Oh, my God.
38:37Did you have me followed?
38:38You're not even denying it.
38:41God.
38:43I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
38:47Yeah.
38:48And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
38:53Right.
38:53Yeah, right.
38:54And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings
38:58for you.
39:00And now I realize I was wrong.
39:02You're just an asshole.
39:06You're just a lonely woman.
39:09Who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
39:13God.
39:15Oh!
39:18I hope I never have to see you again.
39:24Christ.
39:32Mom?
39:34Yeah, hon.
39:35Can I ask you a personal question?
39:40Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
39:43Where's George?
39:45George.
39:46You heard me.
39:48Where's George?
39:51Um...
39:52Did he have a fight?
39:55Well...
39:55Did he break up?
40:04Ah...
40:05Sometimes grownups...
40:06They...
40:08They have to make decisions.
40:10Well, it's okay.
40:12You're broke up.
40:13Don't worry about it.
40:15You can be used to it.
40:17I'm sorry, Benji.
40:20I really am.
40:35What was in your car, George?
40:44Thank you for meeting with me.
40:46Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
40:49Um, are you here alone?
40:51Yeah, it's Snagat. Mom's a rocker. Roland fell asleep on the couch.
40:55He does it every time. Don't tell Mom.
40:58Okay.
40:59I want to talk about Mom.
41:03Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
41:06Your mom has been super sad.
41:09And I'm sorry to hear about that.
41:11You know she loves you, right?
41:14Wait, what?
41:15I can tell.
41:18Benji, it's not what you think. Look.
41:22Your mom hired me to-
41:24I know you've been pretending.
41:26What?
41:26I know you've been pretending that you love each other, so Mom can show me how it is to be
41:31a happy couple.
41:32Listen, I mean be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
41:35But-
41:35And you love her too.
41:36But there's-
41:37So I'd like the two of you to stop the shenanigans and please get back together.
41:41Deal?
41:45Deal.
41:49Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
41:52A friend of a friend of an ex, and the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style
41:57show.
41:58And I couldn't use them and get them to me.
42:01What?
42:02Wait?
42:03That is like huge.
42:04anyone is gonna be at that fashion show let's just say the relationship didn't go well and guilt
42:12baby guilt and guess who's gonna be my date who you silly
42:26wait those are my designs what those look exactly like my dresses let's see
42:33oh my god they do we have to go
42:58booby i think we're gonna change the fashion world
43:01oh i agree booby they're down
43:08ladies and gentlemen before we end this magical show we have a very special treat
43:14today after years of secrecy le style couture will finally reveal its company's owner founder
43:22and primary designer oh my god we're fucked oh my god ladies and gentlemen please put your hands
43:33together for none other than justin fitzgerald
43:47isn't that yes
43:57did you know about that yep he gave me the tickets but how could you keep this a secret from
44:02me
44:07not a secret milo a surprise
44:14wow i feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders you know they say that the truth will
44:21set you free
44:22oh my god well i feel like i feel like i've been free for the first time in so many
44:28years
44:30and the truth is i've fallen deeply in love with delilah james
44:39the greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life
44:45holy fuck
44:48damn it this isn't fair so on this magnificent day it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premier line
44:55of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love delilah
45:22disgusting
45:34Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
45:39and it is very important.
45:45Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
45:52and it is very important.
45:56Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
46:02Oh, we're going to go.
46:21Delilah, would you please give me the honor and be my wife?
46:34Delilah, would you please give me the honor and be my wife?
46:43Yes.
46:45What?
46:47Yes.
46:48Yes.
46:49You will.
46:50I will.
46:51You will.
47:06The clothing was disgusting.
47:08Terry.
47:08Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
47:12Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
47:16No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
47:19No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
47:21Oh, shut up, Sharon.
47:28I now pronounce you husband and wife.
47:31Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
47:35But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love,
47:38but loving yourself, and truth, and your joy.
47:44Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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