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00:00Woohoo!
00:02Four sets of holiday hosts
00:04Oh my life!
00:05Check in to each other's places
00:07Morning! Hello!
00:09And get to grips with one another
00:11Oh my god! Matching shorts and coats
00:14There's a bit of romance going on
00:15I think
00:16Today, one guest's a fish out of water
00:19Doesn't mean camping overly
00:21As they battle
00:22You're all in detention
00:24To be named best value for money
00:27I don't know what else they were expecting
00:29In a full English breakfast
00:30Javier!
00:37The second visit of the week
00:39Is to Aylesford in Kent
00:41And Kitt's Cotty Glamping
00:42Owned by married couple Amy and Mark Culver
00:45A couple who believe
00:47In sense and sensibility
00:48Mark is so sensible
00:51So my imagination's running wild
00:53And I'm like, oh my days
00:54What is going on in her head next?
00:56I have crazy ideas and Mark's there
00:58Wagging his finger
00:59It's like being a child on rains
01:02Guests after restraint
01:04Can choose from five themed glamping units
01:07For up to £150 a night
01:08With an optional breakfast
01:10For between £10 and £35
01:12And meet hosts
01:14Who are custom made
01:16Everything here is themed
01:18Around our experiences
01:20Whether it's places
01:21Whether it's places that we've visited
01:22Films that we love
01:23Things that our children love
01:25You know, it's a journey
01:27Through our lives
01:28And when it comes to cleanliness
01:30This pair aren't on the lookout for excuses
01:33So Amy's very particular
01:35About the way that the accommodation is presented
01:37I think you've called it pedantic
01:39Yeah
01:40When the guests arrive
01:42It's going to be as clean as it possibly can
01:45Considering we're in a field
01:47About to arrive are today's first guests
01:50Oh, my cowboy boots
01:52Oh, they're sticking for the fashion
01:54Oh, fashion above practicality
01:56Exactly
01:57Putting their best foot forward
01:59Are Mark and Annie Ezekiel
02:00From Old Town House in Margate, Kent
02:03On the last visit over breakfast
02:05Mark revealed his outdoor ambitions
02:08I'm hoping that one of you
02:10Has got a camping or glamping
02:11Because I want Annie to experience it
02:14You're coming to our luxury glamping site
02:19And today, they're hoping for some beginner's luck
02:22Do you think you're going to be converted to glamping?
02:26I just hope it's going to be comfortable
02:28But I think it's not my thing
02:33Very green
02:34Very looked after
02:35The gardens are tended to
02:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
02:38Morning
02:38Morning
02:39Hi, welcome to Kit's Coaty glamping
02:42Tonight you're going to be staying in
02:44Charlie the sweet retreat
02:46Oh
02:46It's £150 a night
02:48You have the option of breakfast as well
02:50There's a DIY full English for £30
02:53A cold luxury hamper for £35
02:56And there's also bargain breakfast
02:58And that's £5 per person
03:00Enjoy
03:01Enjoy
03:01Thank you
03:02Oh, wow
03:04Looks nice, innit?
03:05Ooh
03:05Exciting
03:09Wow
03:10Wow
03:11Really nice
03:12There is a bed
03:13You've got everything you need really, haven't you?
03:15With Mark and Annie bedding in
03:17Today's next guest is boning up
03:20That's where we get our dog food from
03:22They give me all the meat that they throw away
03:24We take it and we feed the dogs
03:27Scrapping it out
03:28Is Sharban Demibasher of Stone Court House in Maidstone, Kent
03:32Last time at breakfast, Amy and Mark mentioned their motif
03:37You're coming to us next
03:39Yeah
03:39It's themed
03:40I'm going to guess it's got a theme of a lot of floral, lots of colour
03:45What would give you that idea?
03:46I don't know
03:48And today, Sharban's not expecting to tone it down
03:52Mark and Amy, I think there's going to be lots of colour, lots of fun
03:56I think they're going to put a proper show
03:59Morning, welcome to Kit's Coaty Glamping
04:02Morning
04:02Tonight you'll be staying in Pamela, our shepherd's hut
04:05It's £130 a night
04:07Enjoy
04:08Thank you very much, have a nice day
04:09Bye
04:09Bye
04:09Bye
04:11Wow
04:12This is luxury glamping
04:14This is a bit of me
04:15As Sharban finds himself
04:17Today's last guests are feeling guarded
04:20I've always wanted to go to San Francisco and stay in our trust
04:24I will support you 100%
04:27I'll even give you the time off
04:29Paid
04:30Arresting development are Emma-Louise Simms and Liv Roberts
04:34of the Crown Inn in Saar, Kent
04:36When they hosted last time
04:38Hello
04:39Hi, welcome to the Crown Inn
04:40First impressions delighted
04:42Looks modern, smells fresh, nice soft pillows
04:46I like to see a pillow protector
04:48It's very clean to be honest
04:49Yeah
04:49But one set of guests were out of time
04:52Old country pub
04:54You would expect a nice wooden bed
04:57Yeah
04:57So come feedback
04:59Everything you need and more
05:00A ten
05:01Definitely
05:01Some were out of character
05:03The room, bland and soulless
05:06Four
05:06That is petty
05:08So today
05:09Emma-Louise and Liv are on high alert
05:11I'm not going to play a game
05:13But if I find something
05:14We find something, don't we?
05:15Because people are quite critical
05:17Yeah, I am expecting the wow
05:21Morning!
05:22Morning!
05:23Welcome to Kitt's Coddy Glamping
05:24This evening you're going to be staying in our Moroccan tent
05:27It's £140 a night
05:30Have a lovely day
05:31Thank you!
05:32Enjoy!
05:32Bye!
05:35I'm looking at the bird poo on the sign
05:37And the dirty entrance
05:43Wow, yeah!
05:44Yeah, he's not a bit of meat
05:45I'm buzzing
05:46I know you're
05:47I love a bit grumpy
05:47I'm happy for you
05:48Can you be happy with me?
05:50I will try
05:52With the hosts out of the way
05:54With the hosts out of the way
05:54The guests can see if Kitt's Coddy Glamping is pitch perfect
05:58They are nice
05:59Feel good quality, don't they?
06:01Oh, that's nice
06:01Arrive as guests, leave as friends
06:03Oh, that's lovely
06:05There's no dust anywhere
06:06Yeah
06:07Oh, they're very damp
06:08They are quite damp
06:09Oh
06:10Fluffy pillow
06:12Nicely washed and ironed and everything
06:14Oh my goodness, Lev, look
06:15Oh, they're dusty, look
06:18I can feel the heat coming out
06:20Oh, can you see that?
06:22Oh, it's a bit dirty
06:23It's all dirty
06:25How is that rinoceronte? I don't know in English
06:27Rhinoceros
06:28Rhinoceros
06:28Rhinoceros, yeah
06:30Look
06:31Dust again
06:35Wow, okay
06:36I assume this is for everyone to use
06:38This looks like the ladies
06:42Oh, it's much better than I expected
06:45Can you see the cobwebs, look?
06:47Look
06:47There's a bit of limescale
06:49They've missed this
06:51Spotless, isn't it?
06:51I mean, it squeaks it so clean
06:54Do the test
06:55Nice and clean the toilet
06:56What do you think?
06:57Would you have a bath with me outside?
06:59Have a nice glass of champagne
07:00Yeah
07:01It'd be lovely, wouldn't it?
07:02Romantic
07:02Yeah
07:03Must be shared
07:05Oh, it's a good size
07:07Oh
07:08Oh, that's nice, man
07:11That's nice
07:11Oh, it's got to be
07:12Oh, no
07:13It's mould
07:14Oh, no, look
07:15Oh, so we've got some marshmallows
07:18Oh
07:18Yeah
07:19So there's a bit of dirt around the plug hole
07:21All around here, around the edges
07:23You can see yellow
07:24Yeah, that's right
07:24There's a bit of mould in the corner there
07:26Room inspection's almost over
07:28Mark and Annie are kidding around
07:30Oh, look at that
07:31Two mattresses
07:32So you can have two kids
07:33Love it here if I was a kid
07:34Yeah
07:35I love it here now
07:36Yeah, exactly
07:38Charbon's feeling zen
07:39That's a Buddhist frog
07:41Num
07:43And Emma-Louise and Liv
07:45Have called in the cavalry
07:46I was looking at the towel and it's
07:49What?
07:49It may just be the cold, maybe
07:51Yeah
07:52Rather than the dampness
07:53But I can swap those for you
07:55That's not a problem
07:55Perfect, thank you
07:56Oh, that's fine
07:56Thank you
07:57No problem
08:01In 455 AD
08:03Aylsford was the site of a huge battle
08:06Between native Britons and invading Anglo-Saxons
08:09And today the hosts are hoping swords won't be drawn
08:12As they take their guests to visit the Elizabethan building
08:15Eastgate House in nearby Rochester
08:18Can't wait to explore this old property
08:21And as the group head inside
08:23Hello
08:23It's over to guide Lisa
08:26We're now in the 17th century kitchen
08:29Got some objects around this room for you to guess what they are
08:33The first one is
08:35It's a tray
08:37Cake maker
08:37Jelly mould
08:38You're very close
08:39Fish mousse mould
08:41Yeah, fish mould
08:41So the next item
08:43Anyone?
08:45Hot water bottle
08:45Very good
08:46Can I borrow it for tonight please?
08:48You won't need that tonight
08:50I hope not
08:51I do sense a little bit of tension
08:54I think it might just have been a little dig maybe
08:58Gadgets guest
08:59The group head upstairs to dive into the design
09:02What does everybody make of this decor then?
09:05I love the ceilings
09:06I love the ceilings
09:07I love the ceilings
09:07Yeah
09:08The panelling as well
09:09That's nice
09:09It is nice
09:10I'm glad you like old and interesting buildings
09:13Because my place is almost 700 years old
09:17Wow
09:18Dates to the medieval period
09:19And goes all the way to the late georgian period
09:22With grand ballrooms and crystal ball shambles
09:24Wow
09:24That's beautiful
09:25Absolutely not what we were expecting
09:27I thought goat yoga
09:29You know sanctuary wellbeing
09:32I think it's going to be very posh
09:34I think it's going to be very grand
09:35That sounds like that's going to be an absolute experience
09:38Oh too right
09:39I'm well up for that
09:40Yeah
09:41Finally it's off to the Victorian schoolroom
09:44If you'd like to please take a seat
09:46Where the hosts turn teacher
09:48The bad news is you're all in detention
09:52Oh
09:53Okay your punishment for today
09:55I would like five perfect lines in perfect handwriting
09:58I love glamping
10:00I love glamping
10:01And no talking
10:06Sir, sir
10:07Come on
10:08No misbehaving
10:09Concentrate
10:10Our hosts were fantastic today
10:12Here we go sir
10:14Good effort
10:18And effort
10:21Yes
10:22It's weapon your spelling
10:23I'm so sorry
10:24You can see that I'm not used to glamping
10:27Because I don't even know how to write it
10:32They are a really fun couple to share experience
10:36Yeah
10:36And with the day out coming to an end
10:38Thoughts turn to the evening ahead
10:40I'm looking forward to drinks and find out more about Mark and Amy's glamping site
10:44They're really interesting couple
10:46I'm looking forward to answering a few questions
10:54The second visit of the week is to Aylesford in Kent
10:58And Kit's Cotty glamping
11:00Where tonight hosts Amy and Mark have invited their guests
11:03For fireside drinks in their outdoor dining area
11:06Cheers
11:07Cheers
11:09Glasses raised
11:10Host Mark checks in
11:12I know you haven't been glamping before
11:15Was it what you were expecting?
11:17Yes, very glamorous
11:19Did you specifically choose the one for us?
11:22Did you pick up that I love sweets?
11:24I had no idea that you love sweets
11:26Oh yeah, we didn't
11:27I knew that Annie had never
11:28Like a private bathroom so you gave me one
11:32Sort of
11:33Just make them jealous
11:35I knew that you hadn't done camping or glamping before
11:39So it was the natural choice to put you in that one
11:43Yeah
11:43The girls in the Moroccan tent because they've got two single beds
11:48So when I put you into the shepherd's hut
11:50It's got beautiful sunrises
11:52It's lovely for a single person
11:54It's beautiful
11:56I do feel that we have got the short straw here
11:59We're in a tent that's just got beds
12:02With Emma-Louise and Liv left raw by the deal
12:05Charbon wants to uncover ambitions
12:08If you had the choice to run whatever sort of establishment you could run
12:14What would it be?
12:15I would do anything to have a little boutique-y hotel
12:20Something indoors for a change, easier to control
12:24Emma-Louise?
12:25I think it would be what I was doing now but I would like to buy the place
12:29So I'd actually own it
12:30That's understandable
12:31Mark?
12:32The dream would be to own like a huge like five-star hotel
12:35In London or something like that, that would be amazing
12:37In Rio
12:38In Rio, actually in Rio
12:41They obviously enjoy the finer things in life
12:45So I would expect their establishment to be really comfortable
12:49Yeah
12:49Dreams divulged
12:51Next, Mark's feeling iconic
12:53Who's everyone's childhood hero and why?
12:57I think mine would have to be Roald Dahl
12:59Oh
13:00What a crazy place his head must have been
13:03And I sort of, I resonate with that
13:06I can too
13:07Because my head's a crazy place too
13:10Elvis Presley
13:12Oh yes
13:13In the movies in the 70s
13:15Did you have the wiggle?
13:16Oh yeah, definitely
13:18Check those hips
13:19Still?
13:20Not anymore
13:21He's left the building
13:23Thank you very much
13:26Myself, 100% my mum
13:29I don't cry
13:32As a single mum
13:34She always tried to make sure we had everything
13:38The way I work comes from seeing her
13:42Giving all her dedication to work to provide for us
13:46Oh, that's lovely
13:47Sorry
13:49Yeah, there was a few tears
13:51I think it was a bonding moment for everyone
13:53It was a lovely atmosphere
13:54Drinks done, it's back to the accommodation
13:57Where Mark and Annie are feeling toasty
13:59Does this add chocolate experience?
14:02Oh yeah
14:04Oh, see you in the morning
14:05See you in the morning
14:10It's a new day in Aylesford
14:12And Mark and Annie are happy campers
14:14Oh
14:16How did you sleep?
14:17Slept well
14:18Yeah, very nice
14:20Really good
14:21You?
14:22Good
14:23Meanwhile, Charbon's hailing his hut
14:26No problem sleeping
14:27You know, it's really comforting being in here
14:30But Emma-Louise has muddied the waters
14:32I was going to have a shower
14:34But I don't want to put my feet on this
14:38And everything
14:39But it is a shared bathroom
14:41And these people probably wanted to clean up after themselves
14:43But there is nothing in here to clean it up
14:47Breakfast at Kitscotti Glamping is a self-catering set-up
14:50With continental hampers on offer for £35
14:53A DIY full English hamper for £30
14:56Or a breakfast roll for £5
14:59And the hosts think they're packing a punch
15:02We've got barbecues that they can use
15:04There's gas rings
15:05All cooking utensils
15:07We like to make sure that everything is as easy as possible
15:11Morning ladies
15:12Morning
15:13Here's your breakfast
15:15Thank you very much
15:16Thank you very much
15:16There's gas rings under the cooking shelter
15:18Or you can bring everything up to your pitch
15:21And cook in your barbecue area
15:22Lovely
15:23Thank you so much
15:24Enjoy
15:24See you then
15:25Thank you
15:25Thank you
15:27With all the hampers handed out
15:28Wow
15:29Those are good
15:30The guests sift through their spread
15:32Wow
15:32It's packed
15:34I would expect at least another type of juice
15:37Apple juice
15:38And there's no hash browns
15:39Looking great
15:40They have new yoghurt
15:42With granola
15:43There's lots of danishes
15:44Maybe too much
15:46Next
15:46Some need to get kitted out
15:48I will go and get the matches
15:51Matches
15:53Plates
15:54Cutlery
15:54It's hassle isn't it?
15:56I don't think me and camping don't really
15:57I'll give you that
16:00There we go
16:01It's a bit of a pain that you have to go all the way down there to get all your
16:04stuff
16:04And the separate utensils and everything else
16:07I think like tongs and spoons and everything for here could actually be in your room
16:12Bit unwinded wasn't it?
16:13Yeah
16:14I think they're a lot better to have all the cooking utensils, the oil in your hampers
16:18Everything you need on your side so you don't have to keep going back and forth
16:23Food prepped, everyone chows down
16:25Mmm, nice
16:27Fresh
16:27Lovely taste
16:28It's actually really nice
16:30Mmm
16:31Nice muesli
16:32Nice yoghurt
16:33Eggs were brilliant
16:35What about your sisters?
16:36They're okay
16:37Just took a long time to cook another cold
16:39I thought they'd have some cold meats like ham
16:42Ham cheese, yeah
16:44It was a nice taste
16:45Nice ingredients and everything
16:46It was just right
16:47Presentation was good
16:48Yeah, it could do with honey and some cold meats
16:51Yeah, because it didn't need that many pastries
16:54Tastes ticked off
16:55Talk turns to cost
16:56Do you think it's fair, like 35 quid?
16:58Yeah, I think it's fair
17:00Yeah
17:00For the amount of stuff
17:01There's a good amount of food there, isn't it?
17:03For one person it's too much
17:05For two people it's not enough
17:07And I think for £35 I think it's a bit on the pricey side
17:11It's a bit underwhelming
17:12For £30
17:13The fact that we've got to cook it ourselves
17:15I wouldn't order it again
17:16I think they could do a lot to change breakfast
17:18I was a little bit disappointed for the price
17:21It would have been better around the £20 to £25 mark
17:24So it's slightly expensive
17:26Meals munched
17:27It's time for the guests to get stuck into their anonymous feedback forms
17:30How were your hosts at Kit's Coaty Glamping?
17:35Welcoming and friendly
17:36But shouldn't have had the issues that we had
17:39Yes
17:39So I think a 9 is fair
17:41How clean was Kit's Coaty Glamping?
17:44Clean, tidy
17:46Would recommend better cleaning products
17:49Or line scale
17:50A 9
17:52Dust, dirt and cobwebs
17:56Pretty much everywhere
17:57Showering is a good clean stuff for
18:00Yeah
18:01How were the facilities?
18:03It was more than I expected
18:04Yeah
18:05A 10?
18:05It can't be anything else
18:07The shared facilities didn't work for us
18:09Damping the tent was a big issue with the towels
18:114?
18:12Yeah I think so
18:13How did you sleep?
18:14Excellent nights
18:16Sleep
18:16A 10?
18:18Great sleep
18:19Great sleep
18:19Got to be a 10 again
18:20Yeah
18:21How was breakfast?
18:22A lot of back and forth to the kitchen
18:25Hamper needed more
18:26There was needed a better facility than a set up
18:29Freedom
18:30Freedom
18:30Yeah
18:31Overall, a good selection
18:33However, too much for one person
18:36Too little for two people
18:37Too expensive
18:39An 8
18:40Great balance for money
18:41Would swap some of the contents
18:43Yeah, a 9
18:44Okay
18:44Would you stay here again?
18:47Yes
18:48Well, I would
18:48Would you?
18:50Yes
18:50We have just had issue after issue
18:53It's got to be a note
18:54Yeah
18:58Now the guests must pay what they think their stay was worth
19:01I think that's fair?
19:02Yeah
19:02The cash will be kept under wraps until the end of the competition
19:06But for now, Amy and Mark can see if Kit Scottie
19:10Puts the glam in glamping
19:12Okay
19:13Shall we do it?
19:14Yeah
19:14How were the facilities?
19:16We've scored a 10
19:17No!
19:22More than expected
19:23I'm so happy
19:26How did you sleep?
19:28And we've got another 10
19:29Great sleep
19:30Yeah, over the moon with that
19:31How was breakfast?
19:33And we've scored a 9
19:34Really happy with that
19:35Great value for money
19:36But would swap some of the contents
19:39Well, that's fair enough
19:40It was a lovely stay
19:41Thank you very much
19:42Welcome
19:42Thank you so much
19:44Have a good trip back
19:45Will do, thank you, take care
19:46Have a good day, bye
19:47Bye
19:47So shall we find out if they'd like to stay again?
19:50Yeah
19:50And the answer's yes
19:51Yes!
19:52Yay!
19:54So that's one down
19:56So how clean was Kit Scottie glamping?
19:58And we've scored a 9
19:59Very happy with that
20:01Yeah
20:01Clean and tidy
20:02I would recommend better limescale products
20:05We do have hard water
20:07It's one of our nemesis here
20:10Okay, so how did you sleep?
20:11And we got a 10
20:12Amazing
20:13Excellent night's sleep
20:14Excellent
20:15That's a strong word
20:16So how was breakfast?
20:18And we've scored an 8
20:19That's another good score
20:20Overall good selection
20:21Too much for 1
20:22Too little for 2
20:24The box that we provided is absolutely jam packed
20:27Too pricey
20:28I don't think we're taking the mickey with the pricing
20:30Thanks for having me
20:32It's been a pleasure
20:32Have a nice day
20:33Bye
20:35Would you stay here again?
20:36It's a yes
20:37Fabulous
20:38Fabulous
20:40On to the third one then
20:42How are we your hosts at Kit Scottie glamping?
20:44And we got a 9
20:45Okay
20:47Welcoming and friendly
20:48But shouldn't have had the issues we had
20:51So the only couple that we've had issues with were Emma Louise and Liv
20:56And I believe that we resolved their issues
21:00Yeah
21:00How clean was Kit Scottie glamping?
21:02And we got a 4
21:03No
21:04I don't agree with the 4 at all
21:06Dust, dirt and cobwebs pretty much everywhere
21:10Spiders never stop making cobwebs
21:12We're in a field
21:13Shower needs a good clean
21:15We don't know when they use the shower
21:17Other people may have been in there before them
21:20I'm disappointed with those comments
21:22It hurts
21:23I know it does but
21:27Okay so how were the facilities?
21:29And we've scored a 4
21:30Disappointing again
21:32Shared facilities didn't work for us
21:34That's fair enough
21:35Damp intent was a big issue with towels
21:38It was cold
21:39It wasn't damp
21:40Okay
21:41How was breakfast?
21:42We've got 3
21:43I'm not even going to bother getting upset anymore
21:47A lot of back and forth from the kitchen
21:50Well we told them they could cook under the cooking shelter
21:53Which is literally 5 yards from the kitchen
21:55Hamper needed more
21:57I don't know what else they were expecting in a full English breakfast
22:01Javier
22:02Hey are you off?
22:03We are
22:04Thank you
22:05Have a safe trip
22:05Thank you
22:06Bye
22:07Bye
22:07Shall we find out if they will stay again?
22:09Yep
22:10No
22:11No surprise at all
22:14They need to be able to back that up
22:16Yeah
22:16Next time when guests check in to Charbon's
22:20Wow
22:21That's beautiful
22:22Emma Louise has a spring in her steps
22:24Good job I'm sleeping alone isn't it?
22:27As the host has to stomach some feedback
22:29Multitude of issues
22:31Just bile
22:33We have to do something
22:35Wow
22:35For but not
22:36Haha
22:42while
22:43He was eating
22:43But
22:43Let
22:57You
22:58You
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