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00:22¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30Not sure. My wife is back from Japan, so I'm hosting a faculty bar night, and I'm hoping you'll join.
00:36Yeah, I don't know, Walt. I'm not good at parties, and I don't know anybody.
00:40Just stop by for a drink. It starts at eight and goes until question mark.
00:44I will try very, very hard to make it.
00:49It was an old-fashioned standoff. Rooster gave a don't-fuck-with-me stare.
00:54Pero Captain Flaherty
00:56Was a Navy man
00:57A little bent
00:58From all those years
01:00At sea
01:00He may have even
01:02Smiled a little
01:03Rooster's mouth
01:04Got dry
01:06He knew one of them
01:08Would die tonight
01:11Look, even in heightened situations
01:13I try to make Rooster
01:15Emotionally authentic
01:16So don't be afraid
01:18To feel what your character
01:19Is feeling
01:19You can't write it
01:21If it's not in you
01:22Alright
01:23Hand in your papers
01:25On the way out
01:26I proudly remain
01:28A hard copy guy
01:29So let's see the hard copies
01:31Fuck the trees, bro
01:32No, no
01:33That's not
01:34That wasn't my point
01:35Hey, hey
01:36Not gonna hand anything in there
01:37Big guy
01:38Uh, not yet
01:39But I'm so close
01:40To starting it
01:42Well, that's the hardest step
01:43Do today
01:44Uh-huh
01:45Oh, and I am excited
01:46To see the style of author
01:48Everyone decided to emulate
01:50And we will be reading a few
01:52Out loud on Monday
01:53You are not gonna want to read this aloud, my friends
01:56You are gonna want to be alone
01:58Okay
01:59Jesus
02:07Come, come
02:08Don't worry
02:09Only give my head
02:10Hold on
02:12Is that a new necklace?
02:13Yeah
02:14My wife brought it back from Japan
02:16She said it makes me look like Paul Mezcal
02:18I don't know who that is
02:20It suits you
02:21Thank you
02:22Let's commence mentoring
02:23I have set up three good job interviews for you
02:26But the one I'm most excited about is Bioteca
02:28You'll enjoy Diana
02:30She's a friend
02:31Years ago she was more than a friend
02:35But I wouldn't bring that up
02:36So how should I deal with the pregnancy issue?
02:39I mean, I don't mind lying
02:40Well, at first and then I feel guilty and tell the truth a second later
02:45Authenticity
02:46It's the only way to live your life
02:49Okay
02:50Good
02:51I hate your chain
02:52No, it's not coming
02:54Oh, I
02:57Oh, I
02:59I played before
03:01I laugh at me
03:04I'm trying, trying
03:06Falling sometimes
03:08Sometimes flying
03:10Cry me and I'll shine up
03:13One-liners
03:14Cruel, cruel, cruel
03:21Mr. Russo, wait up
03:22Oh, hey, Tommy
03:23All done
03:24All right
03:25You're gonna love it
03:26Because the guy I chose to emulate is one of the greats
03:29What?
03:30Me?
03:30Yeah, man
03:31Oh, come on
03:31That's
03:32What?
03:34No, no, no, no, no
03:35I am not a great
03:39You are a nut
03:41Okay, you fail
03:42What?
03:43I'm kidding
03:43I'm kidding
03:44Oh
03:45I'm looking forward to reading it
03:47Sweet
03:47Thank you, Tommy
03:48Yeah, thank you
03:50You're something
03:51You inspire me, bro
03:53Okay
03:54Stop
03:55Oh
04:01You don't love it
04:04I mean
04:05You look radiant
04:06I used a fan to make her hair blow
04:08You know, Mo
04:09We really should figure out some sort of system
04:10So that you know when I want you to be a part of our conversations
04:12I could raise my hand
04:14Walt told me I should be more authentic
04:16It just seems kind of crazy to me
04:18I mean, you know, who posts about their personal business like this?
04:21Well, literally everyone on earth does it
04:23I will say that it would be pretty weird if the father did not like that post
04:28Mm-hmm
04:29Just my two cents
04:30One
04:31I will heart the post
04:33Because I do support you
04:34And now everybody knows it because I've hearted it
04:36Thank you
04:37Wish me luck
04:38I'll see you Monday
04:39I'll see you then
04:40That's great
04:42Now your friends know
04:43Your family know
04:45Strangers know
04:47Pretty fucked, huh?
04:49Okay, get in those seats, people
04:51Let's fire this up
04:53Because I am back, okay?
04:55Lights, please, Louie
04:56Boom, knock time
04:58I'm just kidding
04:59I wouldn't really do that
05:00Slide show's up
05:04Professor Rousseau
05:06You okay, Professor Rousseau?
05:08I'm amazing
05:11Okay, Gauguin
05:12Best known for his Tahitian landscapes
05:15Also known for leaving his wife for a 13-year-old
05:18Can anyone guess what his consequences were?
05:20I'm going to give you a hint
05:21He's a man
05:22Nothing
05:22Very good, very good, Zoe
05:24Actually, Gauguin just sold at auction for $105 million
05:28One almost wishes that his Tahitian mistresses saw some of that money
05:31Right?
05:32But all they got was syphilis
05:33Yes, Zoe
05:34Fuck that guy in the face
05:35Yeah, correct
05:36Write that down
05:37Oh, keep eating the syphilis family, guys
05:40Toulouse-Lautrec
05:41Wait till you hear about this little French asshole
05:43I fucking love art history
05:47The misogyny on this campus is out of control
05:49I know
05:49It's really kind of making me miss Dubai
05:51You would be vilified if you behaved like your shitbag husband
05:54And tell me if I'm being inappropriate
05:56You are
05:57But I'm drinking it and so speak freely
05:59Um, okay, he's out there literally putting babies in everyone
06:02It's, well, it's one person, but yes
06:04Katie, you really need to be getting back in the game, okay?
06:08Just fuck some randos
06:09Yes
06:09I don't know, I'm sad
06:12And I'm tired
06:13And I don't have the energy to learn a new penis
06:15Well, it doesn't have to be a guy
06:16I recently started dating lesbians
06:18That's cool
06:19I mean, I don't know if I'll stick with it
06:20Because I don't love having to keep my nails trimmed
06:22But
06:22Okay, the window for speaking freely is closed forever, actually
06:26And that's my dad
06:27Hey, dad, dad, come over here
06:28Oh, hey
06:29Come here, save me
06:29Hey, hi
06:30Oh my god, that's
06:32Don't do
06:32Dad, what the hell are you doing?
06:34I tripped and turned it into the walk like an Egyptian dance
06:38Okay
06:38What do you guys do when you trip?
06:41So, uh, I don't mean to invade your space, but could I
06:45That's it
06:45Um, loved watching you beat Archie's perfect ass with the ladle
06:49I wouldn't say it's perfect
06:50Come on, dad, it's pretty good
06:52I mean, I just really appreciated you, like, taking the fight to the male oppressor
06:56Hmm, you're welcome
06:57I would do anything for Katie
06:59For Katie, I love that
07:01For Katie, you're cute
07:04Yeah, yeah
07:05Come on
07:06No, that's dumb what I do
07:08Bye, guys
07:09Bye-bye
07:11Um, they think I should get back out there
07:13They're right, you should
07:14If I have to, you have to
07:15What are they now?
07:16They're stupid kids
07:19Really?
07:20I was not mocking Egyptian culture
07:23Oat latte
07:24I tripped and turned it into a funny little dance
07:28Double espresso
07:29This is not for you
07:31Did my mom
07:32Yes, you did
07:33Didn't Ashley
07:33Did too
07:34And a black coffee for our fearless leader
07:37Thank you
07:37I owe you an apology
07:39Guys, I get rude at hockey games
07:41I may lash out and call people mean when they are actually being very reasonable
07:49But I am learning
07:53I was not kind
07:55If I was going through all that, I'd lose my shit, too
07:59I didn't lose it
08:00You did
08:01I'm sorry
08:02I'm sorry, too
08:04What the fuck are you two talking about?
08:05Seriously, I have yoga
08:06Is it hot yoga?
08:07Regular yoga
08:08Would I like that?
08:09Okay, we can be done
08:10Uh, Chris
08:11It states you acknowledge the infraction
08:13And the walks that are not allowed on campus
08:16Uh, Crip, Clown, Scooby, Quasimodo
08:18I wouldn't do that
08:19Okay, just sign here, please
08:20Okay
08:21And thank you for the flat white
08:22Oh, sure
08:23It's very creamy
08:27I don't take my pen
08:28Thank you
08:31Hey, you going to our waltz later tonight?
08:33How bad is it?
08:34Free booze
08:35And we all talk about whatever his wife culturally appropriated over her recent travels
08:39Aha
08:39Come on, Greg
08:40It'll be fun
08:41We can watch Walt and Joanie give each other hungry looks all night
08:44Ah
08:44And no one's talking about it
08:45But we're all thinking the same thing
08:47What?
08:48They're going to fuck later
08:48And it's going to be gross
08:49Yeah, well, now I'm definitely not going to go
08:51Oh, oh, oh
08:52You are dreaming
08:53You're Walt's shiny new toy
08:55And he wants to show you off
08:56Oh
08:57You can't say no
08:58Oh
08:58Come on
08:59Okay
09:00As requested
09:01Oh, thank you
09:02I can't wait to read these
09:32You know
09:34Does he think rooster's an actual rooster?
09:36Only in some parts
09:37Sorry, sorry
09:38Repetitive adjectives
09:39The use of the word moreover
09:41Sounds like artificial intelligence
09:42Your accent sounds like artificial intelligence
09:44AI is an existential threat to what we do
09:47Tommy would never do that
09:49You know what?
09:50Just to prove it
09:51I will ask him personally
09:54Did you use AI for your story?
10:05Yes
10:06Why would you admit that?
10:07He can get expelled for this
10:08Oh, please
10:09This guy
10:10Come on
10:10Greg, he's not wrong
10:11You know, you really surprised me, Greg
10:13So I know that you've got strong feelings about cheating
10:14Due to the fact that I'm currently supping upon a lukewarm cup of Walt's dog piss excuse for coffee
10:19Because you refused to buy me an oat milk cortado
10:22Oh, don't make this personal, Arch
10:24Me?
10:24Christ alive, man
10:25When are you going to stop punishing me?
10:27For humiliating my daughter?
10:28Oh, I don't know
10:30Maybe until she recovers emotionally and remarries
10:34And you die
10:36Tommy is a good kid
10:37I want him gone
10:38You are such a petty little man
10:40Well, guess what?
10:41You are about to take this kid down for absolutely no reason
10:44Okay, here's what we're going to do
10:46He fails the assignment, no matter what
10:49Thank you
10:49When's the assignment officially due?
10:51Midnight
10:52Have him submit a new story to me by then
10:55Otherwise, he is out
10:57Done
10:58How is it done?
10:59It's not done, but it will be done
11:01And I'll tell you why
11:04Because Tommy is a great student
11:08Wow, this place is cool
11:10Don't love that you've never been here before
11:13Smells like my grandpa's in here
11:15Oh, my God
11:17Here's the deal
11:17I have to work on my new book
11:19You have to rewrite your story by midnight
11:23Or your life is over
11:24Wait, there's a rooster book that's not published yet?
11:26Yes
11:26If I could just snag some of that, I'd be done
11:28No, no, no
11:28We have to get to work
11:29We can hold each other accountable
11:31Oh, there he is
11:33Oh, no
11:33Just confirming your attendance this evening
11:36I'm so sorry, Walt
11:37I'm not going to be able to make it tonight
11:39Tommy and I have a little work to do
11:40Yeah, we're accountability buddies
11:42Accountability comes from within, young man
11:44And, Greg, it bears mentioning that Teddy Roosevelt once said
11:47While I hope that as the chance occurs
11:49Each man will get all the fun that he can out of life
11:53That's great advice
11:54That's a freebie
11:55I'm going to keep that in my pocket
11:56Next time you have a shindig, I'm definitely going to be there
12:01I see
12:03Can I have your attention, please?
12:05It is Friday night and you're at college
12:07Shut the books and go do some living
12:09The library is officially closed
12:13See you tonight, Greg?
12:15Yeah, yeah
12:15I'm excited
12:16We're something appropriate
12:17I will
12:19Where are we going?
12:20You're busy
12:22How did he know where I was?
12:23I'm everywhere, Greg
12:25Fudge!
12:26No, no, no, no
12:28You cannot bail
12:29If I'm going, you're going
12:30Who made that rule?
12:31I want to have a bath and be by myself
12:32Well, here's what we're going to do
12:34I am going to shoot a penny
12:36And if I get it in
12:37We both go
12:38And have a great time
12:39You and your fucking pennies
12:40Here we go
12:42Please tell me you missed
12:43I've ordered Thai food
12:44Sorry, kiddo
12:45I never miss
12:45We can do this
12:49Give me that cleave
12:52No, you're a slut
12:55Hey, sorry to put by on and out
12:59Wow, you look
13:01Uh, wow
13:03Hey, is that the dress that you got
13:04When we were at Portobello Road
13:05And then went for drinks to Roland
13:07Yeah, I'm not currently doing memory lane
13:09Why are you here?
13:11Well, um
13:12I was wondering if I could maybe have Roscoe tonight
13:14I've had such a shit day
13:16Apparently I have to heart my unborn child
13:18Otherwise I'm a terrible father
13:20So you're not going to Waltz?
13:21No, no
13:22Too many eyes on me
13:23I don't think I can stomach being the talk of the town
13:25Mm, yeah, that'd be awful
13:28Yeah
13:30I'm not going to lie
13:30It does my heart good to see you suffer
13:33Well, I'm glad I can be of service
13:36Listen, I think you'll have a great night
13:37I hated these things when we would go together
13:39I don't know how I'll do it on my own
13:42You'll be fine
13:42Just get, like, a little bit too drunk
13:44And then you'll be everyone's best friend
13:47You can take Roscoe
13:48But bring him back in the morning
13:52Giuseppe!
13:53Oh, te amo!
13:54Oh, mio bellissimo ragazzo!
13:56Never got used to that
13:57Oh, my gorgeous boy
13:58Oh, my gosh
14:10Hello
14:12Do you want to get me?
14:34Go ahead, grab yourself a drink
14:35And then circle back here
14:43I was worried that I'd be overdressed
14:45At least I'm not wearing a kimono
14:48Wow, that song ended abruptly
14:51Hi, I'm Greg
14:53I'm Joni
14:55Walt's wife
14:57Oh, sure
15:00Konichiwa
15:02Arigato
15:04Would you mind if I left?
15:23Hey, Tommy
15:25Mr. Russo, hey
15:26Sick fit
15:27You look like you work on a cruise ship
15:29Thanks
15:31Shouldn't you be writing?
15:32Chill, my guy
15:33I got it all done
15:34Excellent
15:35Yeah
15:35Maybe I will have some light reading to do before bed
15:40You're going to bed already?
15:42That is, like, super depressing
15:44Yeah
15:44Hey, you should come out
15:45Oh, no, no, no
15:47Everyone will love it
15:47I don't think so
15:48All good
15:51This is stupid anyway
15:54What's that?
15:54I'm just trying to impress some guys with this bad boy
15:58I don't have a lot of friends here
16:01I'm just really sick of feeling like an outsider
16:03You know
16:08Well, good night
16:10Good night
16:21Hey, Tommy
16:21Wait up
16:23Yeah?
16:25Hell yes
16:25Let's go
16:26All right
16:27All right
16:27One, two, three
16:28Oh
16:29Oh, that's way heavier than I remember
16:32Yo
16:33Yo
16:35Back up
16:36Bro, you cheat every time you fucking play
16:37They said I could play if I brought a partner
16:40What do you think?
16:41I think we'll be fine
16:43I'm going to grab my coat
16:46And where do I stand?
16:48Here's good
16:48Elbow just can't pass
16:49Elbow can't pass that
16:50Yeah, don't be a cheater like JD
16:52All right
16:52I'll do my best
16:53All right
16:53Here we go
16:56Oh
16:57Wow
16:58I just take another shot
17:00All right
17:00I'm going to try it
17:01That was kind of fun to get one in
17:04What the fuck
17:06Let's see what happens this time
17:10Hey, Bali
17:11Are you thirsty?
17:13Are you thirsty?
17:13Are you thirsty?
17:13Oh
17:15Oh
17:16Yeah
17:17Mr. Russo
17:47How are you doing this?
17:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, are you already friends with these knuckleheads?
17:54Yeah, but we're so glad that you're here
17:55Oh
17:56Yeah, right?
17:56Yeah
17:57All right, boys
17:58Drink up
17:59Wait, if we won, why are we drinking?
18:01Because we won
18:02Come on
18:03It's not good
18:04All right, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
18:05Just one
18:07Ooh, wow
18:08What is that?
18:10Oh
18:10God
18:14Here you go
18:15Wow
18:16That looks very dirty
18:20Okay
18:24Are you okay?
18:26Uh, I
18:27I haven't flirted in a while
18:29Eye contact was my move
18:31What do you think?
18:32Feels like you're mad at me
18:33If I was mad at you
18:35You'd know
18:38Oh
18:45I'm so sorry
18:47It's all good
18:47Um, you know, I actually have another gig across town
18:50So I'm heading out
18:51But, uh, Tim will make you a fresh one
18:52Cool, cool, cool, cool
18:53That's so cool
18:54I'm just gonna flirt with Tim
18:55Okay
18:57Yeah, me too, Tim
19:02I saw nothing
19:04But that made me sad
19:05Come join me
19:08Sweet house, Mr. Russo
19:12There is so much pot smoke in here
19:14I almost feel like I am smoking it
19:17Bro, look in your hand
19:20Oh
19:22Hello there
19:23This couch is freaking me out
19:26I used to have one just like it growing up
19:29I lost my virginity to it
19:32You don't own it?
19:33I do not
19:34Oh, Tim
19:35What the fuck?
19:36What the fuck?
19:37Where did you finish?
19:38No, no, no
19:39Don't be embarrassed, George
19:40We've all got our weird stuff
19:41He's right
19:43You ever heard of someone with a third nipple?
19:45Careful
19:46You got one of those?
19:47I did
19:48Don't do it
19:49And a fourth
19:50Don't do it
19:51And a fifth
19:53Five nipples is an anomaly
19:55I was teased like crazy in high school
19:57So I had them removed before I came here
19:59Got my confidence back
20:03That's a great story, pig tits
20:04Oh, that is gonna stick
20:09I warned you
20:10Yeah, I miss high school
20:11You know, me and Bernice were all in love and shit
20:14Why are you stopping with this fucking Bernice shit?
20:16Dude, she dumped me hard
20:17Tommy, you have to get over her
20:18Trust me
20:19My wife left me five years ago
20:22And I still haven't bounced back
20:26I haven't been
20:27You know
20:28I haven't been with anybody since
20:30No fucking way
20:31It is the truth, pig tits
20:34You gotta get back in the game, man
20:35I mean, look
20:36You're not fugly
20:37You're fucking great at beer pong
20:39Amazing
20:40Those are the two things women my age are looking for
20:42That's the spirit, Gerd
20:43Okay, well
20:44That's the fucking spirit
20:45This has been really fun
20:47Whoa, whoa, whoa
20:48I am going to
20:48What are you talking about?
20:50We're going out
20:50What are you talking about?
20:51It's, uh, it's 9.15, dude
20:54Come on, rooster
20:56What are you gonna do?
20:57Sit at home, be lonely?
20:59No, I'm gonna do exactly what I wanna do
21:00I'm gonna lie in bed eating garlic knots on a Friday night
21:03You said you never went to college
21:04You gotta have at least one epic night out
21:07I have imbibed just enough alcohol to be at a perfect level
21:11Come on, come on
21:13I am not going to succumb to peer pressure
21:15Come on, come on, come on
21:17No, no, no, no
21:17Let's do it
21:18Oh, my God
21:19Bro, here we go
21:19All right, all right
21:21Hey, we'll go
21:22Let's do it
21:22Let's do it
21:24I'm worried about my mind
21:25That's all right
21:26That's all right
21:27I'm fucking real
21:28I hug that
21:29Yo, this is gonna be lit
21:31We don't have frats
21:32But it's a frat-themed party
21:34Which is gonna be just as good
21:35No, it's not, bro
21:36My cousin is in a real frat
21:38I mean, they draw dicks on each other's faces
21:40No, no, no
21:41In a real frat, you draw faces on each other's dicks
21:45I've never been to a frat
21:50Oh, oh, oh, whoa, hey
21:55What in the heck?
22:01Russo
22:02Hey
22:02You responsible for this?
22:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no
22:05We didn't do anything
22:06We?
22:07Yeah, we
22:08What?
22:10Where did they go?
22:11Why do you have paint on your hand there?
22:13Oh, I just touched it
22:15I just touched it
22:16Is the number one excuse I hear from guilty people
22:19These graffiti tags
22:20They've been going up all over the campus
22:22And I know you're responsible
22:24No, no, no, no, no
22:25Yeah, because the paint isn't even wet anymore
22:27Yes, it is
22:28Yes, it is
22:31Very wet still
22:32I could have told you that
22:34And now it's on my gun
22:35Oh
22:35Let me get you
22:36No, don't
22:38Don't
22:38I'm sorry
22:40Have you been drinking?
22:41Have you been drinking?
22:43I'm watching you, Greg
22:45I'm watching you
22:46No
22:47Do not say it after I say it
22:50I'm watching you
22:57I'm watching you
22:58No
22:58Ah, ah
23:00I am watching you
23:01Hmm
23:03Good night, officer
23:05I'm watching you
23:07Let's do this
23:08Go, guys
23:10Where did you go?
23:13That was so awesome
23:14This is the best night of my life
23:17Rooster, Rooster, Rooster
23:21Thank you
23:23My boring date's in here somewhere
23:25Have fun settling
23:26Thank you
23:29And so, there's Roland
23:31Absolutely knackered
23:32Naked is the day he was born
23:33No way
23:34Mounting the constable's horse
23:38What the fuck are you doing here?
23:40Uh, if you'll excuse us
23:41I think we need a moment here
23:43Why aren't you at home
23:44Being miserable with our dog?
23:46You tricked me
23:47You made me think you were human
23:48You always do that
23:49Whoa, whoa, whoa
23:49What makes you think I'm not sad?
23:51I was moping
23:53So, I took Roscoe out for a walk
23:55And he sort of looked up at me
23:56As if to say
23:58What are you doing, mate?
23:59Get a grip
24:00So, I looked in the mirror
24:02I said to myself
24:03You're amazing
24:05And here I am
24:06Okay, none of that is true
24:08You saw me looking hot in this dress
24:10And you couldn't even let me go to a party
24:12Without making it all about you
24:14I do love that dress
24:15You're such a prick
24:22I remember you
24:24So, uh, things didn't work out with Tim?
24:26Oh, I was supposed to meet him later
24:27But he died of old age
24:30Did you give him the, uh, the 30 eye contact?
24:33I did, yeah
24:48A penis shot
24:51Hey, crushing it, brada
24:54Oh
24:55A penis shot
24:57No, thanks
25:04This song is from my friend, Greg
25:06Who won't shut up until I play it for him
25:11Everybody hurts
25:15Sometimes
25:18Are you okay?
25:20This song is how I feel every day
25:23But your daughter is my favorite professor
25:26I was supposed to see her tonight at this faculty thing
25:30But I ran away
25:31No, sad dad, what happened?
25:33Nothing, really
25:35I just got scared
25:36Like a bitch?
25:37Like a bitch, yes
25:38Dude, you gotta do something about it, man
25:41But he's murdering the vibe
25:43Fun question
25:44Ava, have you ever looked in the mirror
25:46And seen a scared, hairy old man looking back at you?
25:50No
25:50But that would definitely freak me the fuck out
25:54Yeah, it's pretty horrifying
25:55All right
25:55Hey, can I scooch you on real quick, Greg?
25:58Thank you
26:00Thanks
26:00Thank you
26:01Yeah, a little bit more
26:03Oh, sorry
26:05Got there
26:07Made it
26:09Hey, man
26:11I think your time with us might be over
26:12Feeling the same thing
26:14Gotta pee, though
26:16And I can't unbutton my pants
26:19Would you take these off, please?
26:21Hey, you know it's against the rules
26:23Right
26:23Ah, I apologize for being such a buzzkill tonight
26:27What are you talking about?
26:29This was epic
26:30Are you fucking high?
26:32Yeah, probably a little still
26:33Me too
26:35Oh, perfect time to knock out that paper
26:37No, really?
26:38You haven't even started it yet?
26:40I got inspo
26:41Spent the night with the real rooster
26:44I'm not rooster
26:45Yeah, you are
26:46No, I'm not
26:47As much as I would like to be
26:48I just have spent way too much time
26:52Being me
26:53Come on
26:54This is college
26:55You get to reinvent yourself here
26:57Just decide whoever you want to be
27:00And you be that shit
27:02Fellas?
27:04Oh, God
27:05Poor pig tits
27:07I can't even remember his real name
27:09It's JD
27:10Pig tits is better
27:11Yeah
27:17You know I wasn't lying
27:19When I said I didn't fit in
27:22I'm a townie
27:24I only got accepted
27:26Because you get in
27:26If one of your folks works here
27:29But hey, I mean, look at me
27:31Hanging out with the fancy kids, huh?
27:36So
27:37You know, you can be the rooster if you want
27:40It's like you say
27:42Can't ride it if it's not in you, man
27:45Hmm
27:50All right, help me up
27:51Yes, sir
27:52Thank you, sir
27:53Of course
27:54Come here
27:54Okay
27:55Bring it in
27:56Good night, Tommy
28:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
28:05Bam
28:06Yeah
28:07Good night, rooster
28:14The rooster got out of the handcuffs
28:16The same way he had a thousand times before
28:22He made his way to the Cherry Blossom Club
28:25And walked in like he owned the place
28:30He was looking for Eduardo
28:33It was time to face the music
28:36I owe you an apology, Walt
28:38I insulted your wife earlier
28:40For being vaguely racist
28:41And I'm sorry
28:42Joanie looks lovely, by the way
28:44She looks ridiculous, Greg
28:45She has chopsticks in her hair, for God's sake
28:47But can I tell you something?
28:48That is not gonna stop me
28:50From taking a run at her later
28:52Cool visual
28:56You go ahead and wait here
28:58I'm gonna bring this to Joanie
28:59And then we introduce you to everybody
29:00Sounds good
29:01Yeah
29:04And that's when he spotted Bernice
29:10He'd been thinking about this moment
29:11Since the first time they met
29:14And he'd left her alone at the docks
29:17It was now or never
29:23Dylan
29:25Hey
29:27Listen
29:28That night in front of your house
29:32I regretted it the minute I left
29:36Bernice said exactly what he wanted to hear
29:39Cool
29:41This is Chris
29:44Oh, solid handshake
29:45Yeah
29:47You take care of our girl
29:49What?
29:50My loss
29:52Seeing Bernice's new guy made Rooster angry
29:55Like an angry person
29:56But he shook it off
29:58There were other fish in the sea
30:00Hey, don't tell anyone
30:01But I love your books
30:03I'm telling everyone
30:06This was his nightclub now
30:08Scotch, please
30:10And someone
30:11Hey, Rooster
30:12Was getting lucky tonight
30:26You must have been really thirsty
30:28I was born thirsty
30:30Where were you born?
30:32Let's just have sex
30:32I know just the place
30:39Over there
30:41Wait, wait, wait
30:42Does it have to be in Walt's office?
30:44It's part of it for me
30:44Okay
30:45Clear the desk
30:50The last few years were a blur
30:52All he could tell you was he'd lost his way for a while
30:55Leave the egg
30:55Yeah, we might use that later
30:56Still
30:57He knew one thing for certain
30:59The Rooster was back
31:01Open me up
31:02You got it, baby
31:15Dad?
31:16Katie
31:17Morning
31:18Where are you coming from?
31:21Just out for a jog
31:23Who's the other coffee for?
31:26Roscoe
31:26Can't wake up without an espresso
31:29All right
31:31Okay
31:32You have to take this to go
31:33This was a mistake
31:35Didn't feel like a mistake
31:36Wait
31:37You didn't park your car
31:38Outside of my house, did you?
31:39I'm a clever boy
31:40Parked you around the block
31:41Do you want to go again?
31:42Get the fuck out
31:45Baby, let all them voices slip away
31:58Don't look back
31:59I want to break free
32:01If you never see I'm coming
32:03You'll never have to hide
32:08Take my hair
32:10Take my everything
32:12If you only got a moment
32:14Give it to me now
32:20Oh, love will never break
32:23The same we take
32:25Oh, love will never break
32:30The same we take
32:32Oh, baby, let all them voices slip away
32:39website
32:51I love you
32:53You're welcome
32:53See you next
32:54Bye-bye
32:54Bye-bye
32:55Bye-bye
32:56Bye-bye
32:57Bye-bye
32:58Bye-bye
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