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This woman was stepping out of her house when she noticed a bird trapped inside the porch. She tried her best to guide it out, but despite her efforts, the bird refused to leave.
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00:11It's a fatter bird. Oh, it's a, it's a bird.
00:17He's getting a shit on my food.
00:27He's still on the perch. Hold on.
00:31I'm thinking you're gonna get him to get on your school.
00:36I should videotape this.
00:39I, mom, I hate birds.
00:42You and me both.
00:44No, I hate birds.
00:46Me too.
00:48Fuck, do not come after my fucking eyeballs.
00:54Can't you get them? Can't you get them planted?
00:57I don't want to plant them.
00:58I don't want to get them here.
01:01No, no, no.
01:03Why is that open?
01:04I don't like, I do not like this way.
01:07I don't like this.
01:08My fucking eyes pop.
01:09Nippy!
01:12Shoot.
01:14He won't go down.
01:16Yeah, well, in one minute, right there, he might.
01:19Go!
01:20Oh, God, please no.
01:22Mom?
01:24I'm dropping this fucking room if it goes back.
01:28That way.
01:29Go!
01:29Go!
01:30Go!
01:31Go!
01:32Go!
01:33Go!
01:34Go!
01:34Go!
01:34Go!
01:34Go!
01:35Go!
01:35Come on, kid!
01:43I'm closing the garage door.
01:45You guys?
01:47What are you doing?
01:48What are you doing?
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