00:01From the sandlots of Topeka, Kansas, to the ivy-covered walls of Wrigley Field,
00:08the game of baseball has always been played with dignity and grace.
00:15Dang it!
00:16Until now.
00:19Meet Richie, Gus, and Clark.
00:23Gus, you can't hear us.
00:28They were three guys who never got respect.
00:31Clark the Dork and Richie.
00:33Itchy.
00:35Until they took a stand.
00:37Hey, losers!
00:38Get off this field.
00:40For the little guy.
00:42Stop picking on that kid.
00:43We have practice here, so go!
00:45You want the field so bad, we'll play you for it.
00:47But there are nine of us and three of you.
00:50Time to meet your makers.
00:51Makers of what?
00:53Poop?
00:55They couldn't hit.
00:57Where's the strike zone?
00:59Right there.
01:00They couldn't catch.
01:03Ow!
01:04Not so fast!
01:06But real strength.
01:07Hey, don't make me come out there!
01:09Come out here!
01:10I'll crush you!
01:11Oh.
01:12He said it.
01:14Comes from the heart.
01:17Oh!
01:18Yeah!
01:22I have a sensational idea.
01:24I want to start a tournament with you three incredible gentlemen.
01:27If we can beat all the mean teams from around the state, then kids like Nelson and his buddies will
01:32get respect.
01:33Let's teach those little bullies a lesson.
01:34One, two, three.
01:36Fanformers!
01:36It sounds like easier to learn to learn to learn to learn.
01:42It sounds like easier.
01:44You tools think you're athletes now?
01:46It's funny.
01:46I didn't know athlete had three syllables.
01:48Athlete?
01:49That's amazing.
01:51It's Reggie Jackson.
01:52He agreed to come and help us run some drills.
01:54This drill is for hand-eye coordination.
01:59This is for your catch and release skills.
02:02Hot potato!
02:03Rob Schneider.
02:04No!
02:04David Spain.
02:05I can't!
02:06Release!
02:07John Heater.
02:12The Benchwarmer.
02:15Oh!
02:16That's my mia!
02:18My bad!
02:19Kill him!
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